1 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:07,050 Sir, I'd like to talk to you about the new task force 2 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,332 you're on the hiring committee for. 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:10,271 The Special Tactical Operations and Auxiliary. 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,012 Strategic Response Citywide Emergency. 5 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,511 Investigative Unit for Emergency Operations? 6 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,450 You know, I had a hand in naming it. 7 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:18,061 And it's great, although you might wanna try shortening it, 8 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,193 maybe using a cool acronym. 9 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:22,500 So the. 10 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,980 Hm, you're right. That is cool. 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,896 Sure, anyways, I know some of the best cops in the city 12 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,376 are gonna be on that task force, 13 00:00:28,419 --> 00:00:29,657 and I would appreciate it if you'd consider me for it. 14 00:00:29,681 --> 00:00:31,161 Here's my résumé. 15 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:34,643 And I thought it would be fun if I rapped it. 16 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,099 But then I realized that would be a terrible idea, 17 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,274 so I just wrote it down normally. 18 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,821 It'll probably rhyme a lot on accident. 19 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:40,083 Try not to focus on that. 20 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:43,391 "Jake Peralta is age 39, but professionally, 21 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:45,654 he's still in his prime..." 22 00:00:45,697 --> 00:00:48,874 "If you ask me, he's New York's fine... est. 23 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,354 Charles enters." 24 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,074 - Charles, it's not a rap. - It never was. 25 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,119 Everyone's professional here. 26 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:57,883 Not the lyrics we discussed either. 27 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:00,582 Anyways, sir, I really think that I deserve this task force. 28 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:03,106 My clearance rate puts me in the top 2% of all NYPD det... 29 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:04,779 I am aware of your qualifications, Peralta, 30 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,501 but I'm only allowed to recommend one name 31 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,590 for the. 32 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:10,394 And you don't think the acronym's just a little clunky? 33 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:11,810 Oh, no, it's quite catchy. 34 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,899 Look, I really feel like I've got what it takes. 35 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,138 I'm experienced, I'm hardworking, 36 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:16,728 and I'm unflappable in the face of... 37 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,080 Oh, my God! What was that? 38 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:42,580 Scully, are you hurt? 39 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:44,278 - Is that blood? - It's glitter. 40 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,714 There was a box on Jake's desk. 41 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,803 I opened it, and it just exploded. 42 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,065 I can't feel my face. 43 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,240 And, not to be rude, 44 00:01:50,284 --> 00:01:52,242 but is that something you can normally feel? 45 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,766 Oh, right. I guess I'm fine. 46 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,333 Jeffords, evacuate the precinct. 47 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,311 - I'll contact the bomb squad. - No, no, no, no, no, wait. 48 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,486 I think this actually might have been 49 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:00,729 a prank that malfunctioned. 50 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,513 Look, the box was connected to a tank 51 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:03,949 of compressed air under the desk. 52 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,449 It was supposed to shoot glitter at whoever opened it, 53 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,407 but something must have clogged the pressure release valve, 54 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,737 - and the tank exploded. - Wow. 55 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,434 The silver lining is no one got hurt. 56 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,436 And the lead lining is that this prank 57 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,110 caused significant property damage in the precinct. 58 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,527 Fair point, but we do shatter a lot of glass around here. 59 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,138 Either it's Rosa who's disappointed 60 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,269 in her Buzzfeed results... 61 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,837 I am not a Blanche. 62 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,970 Or Charles trying to bro out... 63 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:27,712 Hut, think fast, dude. 64 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,540 Or just Terry gently shutting a window 65 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,412 and forgetting how strong he is. 66 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,503 - And look at this. - Evidence was compromised. 67 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:38,158 Oh no, the shirt from the Dekalb Street murder. 68 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,768 That's the only hard evidence we have. 69 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,466 ADA Green's already mad we didn't find anything else. 70 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:43,835 Why is this on your desk, Peralta? 71 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:46,470 I logged it out for trial, but Officer Howard 72 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,231 is the one who got it from the evidence locker. 73 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,082 Let's blame him. He's always up to no good. 74 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,345 What? You don't even know me. 75 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,948 - Yes, I do. - Then what's my last name? 76 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,436 I thought it was Howard. 77 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,090 - It's Booth. - My name is Howard Booth. 78 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,494 Okay, fine, but just so you know, 79 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,287 the only thing I'm gonna remember from this interaction 80 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,751 is that you put me on the spot, so... 81 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,401 Sir, I know this is important, 82 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:05,750 but I kinda gotta go. 83 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,188 Cagney and Lacey's recorder concert's 84 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,624 in an hour and I promised that I... 85 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:10,818 No one leaves until the culprit 86 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:11,930 is brought to justice. 87 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,343 But they're playing "Uptown Funk." 88 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,909 I wouldn't care if they were playing actual music. 89 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,196 Whoever did this was obviously 90 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:18,328 someone Peralta pranked seeking revenge. 91 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,634 Who are his recent victims? 92 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,507 I'm sorry, but I'm the Prankmaster General 93 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,248 and I take that role very seriously. 94 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,381 Look at this. There's a note. 95 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:30,253 It says, "Gotcha back, babe." It was Amy. 96 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,602 Who else would call Jake "babe"? 97 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,343 Charles went through that year-long phase 98 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,301 where he called everybody "babe." 99 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:35,302 - Uh-huh. - I forget. 100 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,390 Did you guys like that? 101 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,434 No. 102 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:38,609 I still think it was Amy. 103 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:40,350 Obviously I'm being framed, 104 00:03:40,394 --> 00:03:42,265 probably by whomever keeps accusing me. 105 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,721 No one's asking the obvious question. 106 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,530 Why did Scully open a package on Peralta's desk? 107 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,053 Perhaps he was setting up the prank, 108 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,177 and it blew up in his face. 109 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,493 No, I just saw a box and I thought, 110 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,277 "Oh, cookies come in boxes." 111 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,325 I bet it wasn't anyone in this squad. 112 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,737 That's exactly what a guilty person would say. 113 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,197 So in order to prove my innocence, 114 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,305 I just need to start pointing fingers? 115 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,373 Mm-hmm. 116 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,679 - Fine, it was Amy. - Really? 117 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,724 Because the "Babe" thing screams you, Charles. 118 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:09,727 - Oh, you wanna hear screaming? - It was Amy! 119 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,252 Somebody confess! 120 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:16,256 Well, well, well. 121 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:17,822 What do we have here? 122 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:20,085 It appears a crime has been committed, 123 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,174 and no one will confess. 124 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,220 - Doing a German accent? - I was going for Belgian, 125 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,371 Like in "Murder on the Orient Express." 126 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:26,483 You sound like a Nazi. 127 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:27,591 Okay, not a great note to hear. 128 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,766 I'll just use my normal voice. 129 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,202 The point is a crime has been committed, 130 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:31,575 and someone in this room did it. 131 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,448 There are seven suspects all with means and motive. 132 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,059 It appears what we have is a classic whodunnit. 133 00:04:37,102 --> 00:04:39,714 The phrase "whodunnit" is a grammatical abomination. 134 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:42,673 Please use the proper term, a "who has done this." 135 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,372 I will not, however, in order to solve this case, 136 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,765 we need the very finest of detectives, 137 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:51,595 one with a unique set of skills, someone named... 138 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:54,076 Dillman! I'll call Dillman! 139 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,165 Who? 140 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,895 I hear you need some help with a "who has done this." 141 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,138 Squad, meet detective Frank Dillman 142 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:14,575 of the San Francisco PD. 143 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,011 He is in town, and we were supposed 144 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,641 to have lunch tomorrow, but I asked him to come down 145 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,512 because I need an objective set of eyes on this. 146 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,233 - I can be objective. - Then tell me. 147 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,931 - How do I look today? - Normal? 148 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:23,801 No. Dillman? 149 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:24,933 - Bloated. - Thank you. 150 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,376 Dillman is the single best detective 151 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,675 I have ever worked with. 152 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,348 Sadly, he was unjustly fired for investigating 153 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,331 corruption in the NYPD: 154 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,636 He hated dirty cops so much 155 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,812 they used to call him Mr. Clean. 156 00:05:34,856 --> 00:05:36,007 Uh-huh, I'm sure that's the only reason 157 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,293 they called him that. 158 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,705 - Because I'm bald? - You think that's funny? 159 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,036 I started shaving my head 20 years ago in solidarity 160 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:43,430 with my mother who was undergoing chemotherapy. 161 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,432 Oh, look, I'm so sorry... 162 00:05:45,475 --> 00:05:46,607 I'm obviously lying. 163 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:47,758 It's classic male pattern baldness. 164 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,653 But now, based on your reaction, 165 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:52,352 I know every single thing about you as a person. 166 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:53,744 - That can't be true. - It is. 167 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,833 - You're cooked. - All right, let's get started. 168 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:57,550 I want written statements from every witness... 169 00:05:57,574 --> 00:06:00,011 Personnel files for the entire squad. 170 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:02,405 Of course, I need to have this desk dusted for prints, 171 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,451 see if we get a hit on the AFI system. 172 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,993 Somebody could maybe get rid of those pigeons. 173 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:08,411 And, of course, I'll need to see any surveillance video. 174 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,041 Unfortunately, this area's a blind spot. 175 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,865 The camera that covers it broke two weeks ago, 176 00:06:11,893 --> 00:06:13,242 and it hasn't been fixed yet. 177 00:06:13,285 --> 00:06:15,089 Really don't want me to see that security footage, 178 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,463 do you, Lieutenant? 179 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:19,466 - Hm, I wonder why. - I was just stating the facts. 180 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:20,945 I didn't do anything to the camera. 181 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,488 I never thought you did, but now I know 182 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,055 every single thing about you as a person. 183 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,646 Everyone back off. 184 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:27,387 Dillman has the scene. 185 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,607 Man, this sucks. 186 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:32,019 This case would have been the perfect chance for you 187 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,132 to prove to Holt that you deserve that task force. 188 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:36,526 Yeah. Maybe it still is. 189 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,267 Holt thinks Dillman's the best detective 190 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:39,636 he's ever worked with, so what happens 191 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,965 if I solve the case before him? 192 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,880 Then I become the best detective Holt has ever 193 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,969 worked with, and he has to give me the task force. 194 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,338 Dillman thinks he knows everything about me 195 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:49,060 as a person, but there's one thing he doesn't know. 196 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:50,322 I'm about to take him down... 197 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:51,648 Oh, my God, he's staring right at us. 198 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,258 Quick, pretend like I was saying something else. 199 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,173 Yes, Jake, you were young when you lost your virginity. 200 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,416 Thank you, Charles! 201 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,638 - The DA's office called. - Greene is furious. 202 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,311 He thinks he may have to drop all charges in the Dekalb case. 203 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,468 Whoever did this is facing a massive suspension, 204 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:06,991 and there's no use hiding 205 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:08,689 because Dillman will smoke you out. 206 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:11,213 Right, but is there any way he could hurry it up? 207 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,389 So far it's just been a lot of silent pacing. 208 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,478 Would you ask a heart surgeon to hurry it up? 209 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,325 I mean, I would if he was just walking around a room. 210 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:18,742 Okay, here's what we know. 211 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,658 The glitter bomb was placed between 12:20 and 12:55. 212 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,400 All the suspects say they were at lunch 213 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,141 and have an alibi for that time, 214 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,578 which means one of you is lying. 215 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:29,971 It was Terry. 216 00:07:30,014 --> 00:07:31,688 Thanks for coming by, Dill, but I got it from here. 217 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,018 You see, Terrence, I couldn't help but notice 218 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:35,585 you're not wearing suspenders today... 219 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:38,893 Odd, considering suspenders are your entire personality. 220 00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:40,503 Seems a little reductive. 221 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,939 I had a rough childhood, 222 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,439 but I lifted myself up through arts and athletics... 223 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,179 - Ah-buh-buh-buhp. - You're the suspenders guy. 224 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,293 Something felt fishy, so Jakey went fishing, 225 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:49,904 and I caught me a fat one. 226 00:07:49,947 --> 00:07:51,427 And look at that... 227 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,169 Terry's suspenders stuffed into his desk drawer, 228 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:57,085 and there's glitter on them... Red glitter. 229 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,044 Feels like that deserved an audible gasp. 230 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,306 Thank you, Charles. 231 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:02,917 You got messy setting up the prank. 232 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,179 You didn't want anyone to see. 233 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,678 You put the suspenders in your desk drawer. 234 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,225 Case closed. 235 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:08,638 Did you put that folder there just so you could close it? 236 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:09,837 Yes, Rosa, obviously. 237 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,186 I didn't do anything. 238 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,293 Well, if you didn't do anything, 239 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,667 how come the case is closed? 240 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,842 - It's not. - Hm? 241 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,365 The glitter on Jeffords' suspenders 242 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,324 is type 9A round red glitter while the bomb spewed 243 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:21,544 type 9C round red glitter, but then I suppose 244 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,894 all round red glitter looks the same to you. 245 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,983 No. I know the difference. 246 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:28,769 - One is bigger? - Shinier. 247 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:29,987 Ah. 248 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,269 The number refers to the size. 249 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,836 The letter refers to its reflective qualities. 250 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,141 Seems like you know a weird amount about glitter, man. 251 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,038 So good detective work is weird to you? 252 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,779 Interesting squad you have here, Raymond. 253 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,496 - I didn't choose them. - They were here when I arrived. 254 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,521 Understood. 255 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,957 The real question is why Jeffords 256 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,262 had glitter on him at all. 257 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,786 Fortunately, I have the answer. 258 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,831 I deduced that he has three young daughters... 259 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,180 Twins and a toddler. 260 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,052 - Big deal. - You saw the picture on his desk. 261 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,097 I did, and judging by 262 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,186 the maple trees in the background of that picture, 263 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,624 it was taken last fall... Probably mid October. 264 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,452 The twins are smiling, each revealing a missing tooth. 265 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:02,890 The twin on the right... Let's call her "Twin A." 266 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,258 - That's Cagney. - Is that relevant? 267 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,545 - It's her name. - So no. 268 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,590 Twin A is missing an upper right incisor 269 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,288 while Twin B is missing a lower left incisor 270 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:12,484 suggesting that they were seven when the photo was taken, 271 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,118 which would put them in second grade. 272 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:15,903 Spring semester of second grade is when 273 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,601 the Brooklyn schools do their solar system unit, 274 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,168 a highlight of which is constructing 275 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,561 a mobile of the planets. 276 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:24,346 My hypothesis is that Twin A and Twin B requested. 277 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:28,132 Daddy's help making Mars sparkle, hence the red glitter. 278 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,395 Damn, yeah, that's exactly right. 279 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,590 Just seems like a very complicated way 280 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:33,026 - of saying Terry has kids. - Thank you. 281 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,225 What? 282 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,420 The point is, Jeffords is innocent, 283 00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:38,403 so I guess it's fair to say case open. 284 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,667 My God, I have gooseflesh. 285 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,625 So now I'd like to move on to a real suspect. 286 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,280 I wanna see detective Diaz in the box. 287 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,064 What... don't gasp for him. 288 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,389 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 289 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:49,956 - It just slipped out. - Title of your sex tape. 290 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,089 Yeah, it's... obviously it's the title of his sex tape. 291 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,767 Everyone's taking my stuff. 292 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,578 Dillman never talks first when he's in the box. 293 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,561 Well, Rosa never initiates conversation of any kind. 294 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,650 Guys, I really have to get out of here. 295 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,870 Somebody please say something to get it started. 296 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,349 - No. - And there it is. 297 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,569 Now that I have the upper hand, let's get started. 298 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,571 Stupid Terry and his stupid kids. 299 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,269 You were the only suspect who did not go out for lunch, 300 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,054 but if you were eating at your desk, 301 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,248 how did you not see the perpetrator 302 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,578 plant the glitter bomb? 303 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,816 - I wasn't at my desk. - I was in the break room. 304 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,252 - Oh, the break room. - That explains it. 305 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,669 I guess we're done here. 306 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:30,064 Oh, here it comes... The Dillman double back. 307 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,500 Just to double back... 308 00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,328 - Oh, my. - He actually said the words. 309 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:34,590 What a treat. 310 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,113 If you were in the break room, 311 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:37,898 why was the IP address of your laptop 312 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,117 logged into the Wi-Fi on the fifth floor? 313 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,771 Fine. 314 00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,904 There's an empty office there where I go to be alone. 315 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:48,212 - Seems innocent enough. - Why would you lie about that? 316 00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,824 Maybe because you were up there assembling a glitter bomb. 317 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,631 - I'm sorry, I didn't... - I was watching a soap opera. 318 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,502 It's called "Drake's Hollow." I never miss an episode. 319 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,635 It's my mother's favorite show, and when things were bad 320 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,095 between us, it was the one thing 321 00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,986 - that we could still talk about. - Oh, that's sweet. 322 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,402 It is kind of sweet. 323 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,317 Sweet enough to fool a lesser detective. 324 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,493 - What... I wasn't fooled. - Take her away. 325 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,457 If you really watch "Drake's Hollow" every day, 326 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,038 you won't mind if I give you a little quiz. 327 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,064 You see, I've been known to visit the Hollow myself 328 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,980 from time to time not unlike Nicholas Van Bronderberg. 329 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,113 Who's the father of Eliana's twins? 330 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,307 Christian is Jacob's father, 331 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,898 but Joshua was stolen from the hospital. 332 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:23,421 His real father remains unknown. 333 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,616 Who did Joshua grow up to marry? 334 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,096 First came Sandra, then there was Brigitte, 335 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,314 but she turned out to be his sister. 336 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,775 Katherine died during childbirth, 337 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,317 though it was later revealed that she was murdered 338 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,778 by Amanda, Joshua's next wife. 339 00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:32,842 They divorced after Amanda 340 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,017 was sentenced to the electric chair. 341 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,825 But Joshua rebounded quickly with Jasmine. 342 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,673 Jasmine was followed by Grace, the love of his life, 343 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,370 but she had a contract dispute with the producers 344 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,091 so she was killed off camera by a snake. 345 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,484 You messed up. 346 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,529 - You forgot Gwendolyn. - No, I didn't. 347 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,575 Joshua and Gwendolyn were technically never married 348 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,317 because that whole season took place inside Kiki's mind... 349 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,362 While she was in a coma. 350 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,191 Diaz is innocent. 351 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,150 So I guess he was wrong about Rosa. 352 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,978 Don't worry about Dillman. 353 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,023 He's the best detective I've ever worked with. 354 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,677 Or you just keep talking him up 355 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,655 because you don't want us to notice how weird it is 356 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,091 that you brought in a friend to work the case. 357 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,290 We're not friends. 358 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,572 My only friends are James and Julian. 359 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,337 Hurtful, but I still think it's strange 360 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,793 that you won't let me run the investigation... 361 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,296 Unless, of course, there's something 362 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,733 you're scared I might find. 363 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,864 Excuse me? 364 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,363 - Where were you between. - 12:20 and 12:55? 365 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,867 You aren't seriously suggesting 366 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,129 that I am the prank man. 367 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,759 It does seem a little far-fetched, Jake. 368 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,872 I mean, he did just use the phrase, "prank man." 369 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,221 It's not far-fetched at all. 370 00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:26,528 Holt is not the joyless robot that he once was. 371 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,225 Is this about the time I ate a burrito? 372 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,357 I was pressured into it. 373 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,924 Just tell us where you were at lunch. 374 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,466 Well, if you must know, I was having lunch with Boyle. 375 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,535 No way. 376 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,102 You two are the second most unlikely. 377 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,407 Nine-Nine lunch combination. 378 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,105 First is anyone with Hitchcock and Scully. 379 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,584 Second is Holt and Charles. 380 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,021 It is pretty strange. 381 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,023 I mean, obviously it was uncomfortable, 382 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,111 but it was a work lunch. 383 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,349 Look, it's not a big deal, guys. 384 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,611 We don't have to talk about it. 385 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,463 I was offering him the task force position. 386 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,639 Boyle is my choice. 387 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,684 Boyle? 388 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:53,555 From work? 389 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:56,036 Oh. 390 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,865 How great for him... And no one else. 391 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,320 You know what, I just remembered that I'm late to leave. 392 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,432 Gotta go, bye. 393 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,436 Hey. 394 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,786 I don't understand, Charles. 395 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,372 If Holt already assigned you to the task force, 396 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,721 why were you helping me try and get it? 397 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,834 I was planning on telling Holt no. 398 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,357 What? That's insane. 399 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,881 It's a huge opportunity. 400 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,815 I know, but I've been meaning to cut back on hours. 401 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,362 I'm working too much. 402 00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,842 It's affecting Nikolaj at school. 403 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844 He's been making so many new friends. 404 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,193 Wait, isn't that a good thing? 405 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,194 No, he's trying to get me jealous. 406 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,717 I did the same thing to my dad. 407 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,937 So, Jake, for real. 408 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:29,132 I'm not gonna take the assignment. 409 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,984 Okay, I guess that makes sense. 410 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,551 But just promise me you're not turning it down because of me. 411 00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,379 Jake, I promise. 412 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,512 Okay. 413 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,427 Great, well, 414 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,144 if you're turning it down, that means there's still 415 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,493 an opportunity for me to solve the case 416 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,147 and prove to Holt I belong on the task force. 417 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,086 What task force? 418 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,020 - How long have you been here? - Just a few seconds. 419 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,282 But that was more than enough time 420 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:50,806 for me to ascertain everything about you... 421 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,069 - As a person, yes, we know. - No one likes a know-it-all. 422 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,703 You're married to one. 423 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,226 - You're married to one. - Follow me. 424 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:57,880 I have an important announcement to make. 425 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,535 Dillman. 426 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,078 May I have everyone's attention please? 427 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,495 I have solved the, "who has done this." 428 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,323 I know by whom it was done. 429 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,934 - It was Jake Peralta. - What? 430 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,153 That's crazy. The box was on my desk. 431 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,676 - I'm the victim. - Wrong. 432 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,417 - Scully's the victim. - You know, 433 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,047 you think glitter's gonna taste like sprinkles, but it doesn't. 434 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,440 - It tastes like blood. - That is blood. 435 00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,615 The glitter's shredding your tongue. 436 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,770 Oh. 437 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:19,728 Why would I blow up my own desk? 438 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,251 For the task force. 439 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,881 I just heard you say you wanted to prove to Holt 440 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,056 that you're a great detective. 441 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,603 That's why you set this whole thing up. 442 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:26,996 It was a perfect plan, 443 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,800 and you would've gotten away with it if not for me. 444 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,173 Wow. You're a lunatic. 445 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,108 Would a lunatic know that your body temperature 446 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,525 just rose 9/10 of a degree indicating guilt? 447 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,092 - Yes. - Oh, look. 448 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,616 What do we have here... 449 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,227 A receipt from Party Zone 450 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,924 for one air tank rental paid in cash. 451 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,057 - That's not mine. - I never keep my receipts. 452 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,275 Amy, tell them. 453 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,644 Tell them how much our accountant hates me. 454 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,061 She hates him so much. 455 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,299 My bag was sitting next to my desk. 456 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,759 Anyone could have put that in there. 457 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:51,997 That kind of evidence would never hold up at trial. 458 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,283 You'd be laughed out of court. 459 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,608 I've only been laughed at in court once, 460 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,373 and that was because I made a terrific joke. 461 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,201 I was there. It was hilarious. 462 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,376 Come on. 463 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,596 I guess it's fair to say case closed. 464 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:02,945 No. He stole that from me. 465 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,164 Go home. 466 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,427 You're suspended until further notice. 467 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,732 This is nuts. 468 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,082 I can't believe Holt believes 469 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,301 that ridiculous windbag and his sack of lies. 470 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,956 Oh, I know everything about glitter and "Drake's Elbow." 471 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,262 - "Hollow." - Amy, please. 472 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,481 I just need your support right now, okay? 473 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,981 Wait a minute, you believe me, right? 474 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,832 Of course I do. I'm your wife. 475 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,182 I'm on your side no matter what. 476 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,618 Thanks. 477 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,967 - Same, by the way. - Thanks. 478 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,534 I mean, no one really suspects me. 479 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,970 - Right. - Look, go home. 480 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,972 I'll check for prints on the Party Zone receipt. 481 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,409 Yours won't be there, but maybe someone else's will. 482 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,846 - Wait a minute. - Prints... that's it. 483 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,761 - I think I know who framed me. - Who? 484 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:37,913 - I can't say yet. - I wanna be sure. 485 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,131 You wanna do a big, dramatic reveal 486 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,393 in front of everyone, don't you? 487 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,505 Yes, obviously. 488 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,506 Look, I have to check on one thing. 489 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,073 - Don't let anybody leave. - Okay. 490 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,728 Attention, everyone. 491 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,425 Stop what you are doing. 492 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,774 Eh, still a little Nazi. 493 00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,124 I'm gonna just drop the accent. 494 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,256 - Peralta, you can't be here. - You're suspended. 495 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,823 And you're lucky it's not worse. 496 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,172 The DA's office wanted you fired. 497 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,435 I'm being framed, and I know who did it. 498 00:15:58,479 --> 00:15:59,523 It was Dillman! 499 00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,352 I just met you today. 500 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,919 - Why would I do that? - Good question. 501 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,009 It's because you want Holt to put you on that task force. 502 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,011 Dillman can't be on a New York task force. 503 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,752 The SFPD would never approve it. 504 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,015 Correct, only he's not SFPD. 505 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,340 When you first arrived, you asked us to check 506 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,410 the fingerprints against the AFI system, 507 00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:19,021 but that system hasn't been used in over five years 508 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,370 by any police department. 509 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,939 Well, I used the AFI system for 20 years. 510 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,897 - I guess I misspoke. - Oh, misspoke. 511 00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,092 I see. That explains everything. 512 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,683 My apologies. 513 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,815 I'm just gonna head back on out to exile... 514 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,078 Just to double back. 515 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,620 - My God. - He's double backing Dillman. 516 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,013 How could the best detective that Holt's ever worked with 517 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,212 make such a mistake? 518 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,537 I wondered myself, so I made a few phone calls. 519 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,086 It turns out, Dillman was fired by the SFPD: 520 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,913 I guess he rubbed the brass the wrong way. 521 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,413 Not only that, but he's currently working 522 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,179 part time at Yarn Barn, a hobby shop in Albany. 523 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,572 I have his manager on the phone right now. 524 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,681 - Frank, what is going on? - You have a shift tonight. 525 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054 You know I have finals. 526 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,534 I'm so sorry, Alyssa. 527 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,711 I got hung up in the city. I just lost track of time. 528 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,254 - This explains everything. - He's not a great detective. 529 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,236 He's a sad man working part time 530 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,021 selling crafting supplies. 531 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,849 - Okay, fine, yes. - I was fired by the SFPD: 532 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,242 And yes, I contacted Raymond 533 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,741 in hopes of getting on that task force. 534 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,072 I thought it would be my way back onto the NYPD: 535 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:11,595 Oh, my God. I hate the Yarn Barn. 536 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,162 Really disappointing to hear, Frank, 537 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,705 Yeah, well you're a bad manager, Alyssa, okay? 538 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,210 You play favorites and it hurts to be on the outside. 539 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,404 - You don't even show up to... - Okay. 540 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,579 I was gonna bring up the task force 541 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,103 when I had lunch with Raymond tomorrow, 542 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,693 but when he called about this case, 543 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,956 I thought solving it would seal the deal... 544 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,021 Which would have been easy since you set 545 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,109 the whole thing up to frame me. 546 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,438 Ridiculous. 547 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,242 Why would I have waited so long to accuse you? 548 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,224 Because if you solved it right away, 549 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,375 it would've been too obvious. 550 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:33,419 He's deflecting because he's guilty. 551 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,812 Dillman lied about where he worked. 552 00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,011 We can't trust him. 553 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:36,968 The receipt was in Peralta's bag. 554 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,120 You're the glitter expert. 555 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,101 Well, you're the Prankmaster General. 556 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,103 It was him. 557 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,627 It wasn't either of you, 558 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:45,977 but I know who it was. 559 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,381 Son of a bitch stole my bullhorn. 560 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,419 Okay, I'm not 100% sure this is right, 561 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,203 and maybe I'm missing something... 562 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,659 Charles, as a veteran of many big reveals, 563 00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:56,771 can I give you a tip? 564 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,381 - Not so much waffling. - I agree. 565 00:17:58,425 --> 00:17:59,339 You're not commanding the room. 566 00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,297 Let him finish... his way. 567 00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,298 But do pace it up a bit, Charles. 568 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,647 Copy that. 569 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,606 So from the beginning, I was very skeptical 570 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,825 that anyone in our squad was behind the prank. 571 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,412 - Why didn't you just say that? - I did, and then you said, 572 00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,153 "That's exactly what a guilty person would say." 573 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,178 Eh, I stand by it. 574 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,267 Okay, so who was the prank man? 575 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,311 There was no prank. 576 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,704 That was just a cover. 577 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,272 You see, guys, the point of the explosion 578 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,449 was to contaminate the evidence of the Dekalb Street murder. 579 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,905 But the suspect is in prison, has no ties to organized crime, 580 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,211 and no means of bribing an officer. 581 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,976 How could he have possibly pulled that off? 582 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,649 Yeah, Jake, that stumped me for a little bit too, 583 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,936 but then something you said gave me an idea. 584 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,827 I mean, that kind of evidence would never hold up at trial. 585 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,157 You'd be laughed out of court. 586 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,569 Ah, yeah, I remember when I said that. 587 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,378 It was awesome. Wait, but who did it? 588 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,641 The mastermind was ADA Greene. 589 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:42,425 He didn't have enough evidence for the case. 590 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,774 He was afraid he was gonna lose 591 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,298 and needed someone to blame it on. 592 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,647 Whom did he work with... 593 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,431 Obviously someone who knew about the pranks 594 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,607 and that Amy called Jake "babe." 595 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,043 Excellent question, Captain. 596 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,151 It took a little digging to find that out, 597 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,742 but I pulled some personnel files 598 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,787 and combed through some social media. 599 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,678 Do you know what Greene's wife's maiden name is? 600 00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,790 - Duchovny? - No. 601 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,878 - Zappa. - No. 602 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,489 - Fagerbakke. - No, Booth. 603 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,317 Howard Booth... 604 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,492 As in, Officer Booth. 605 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,624 Oh, yes. Officer Howard. 606 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,060 He's Greene's brother-in-law. 607 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,106 He didn't just put the evidence on Jake's desk. 608 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,108 - He put the glitter bomb there. - Oh, my God. 609 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,458 - We have to find Booth. - Already did it. 610 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,807 And I booked him. 611 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,680 Oh, classic elevator reveal. 612 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,508 This feels like it calls for an audible gasp. 613 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:22,944 Not from you, Charles. 614 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,206 From me. 615 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,532 Wait, did you just gasp at my gasp? 616 00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:28,297 Sorry. Your gasp was so good. 617 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,753 Oh, thank you for gasping at my gasp. 618 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,300 My pleasure. 619 00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,149 Sorry you missed your daughter's concert. 620 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,391 No, no, it's okay. 621 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,219 Sharon totally understood... 622 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,265 After I lied to her and said we had to stay late 623 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,440 because Rosa got shot. 624 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,224 Next time you see her, walk with a limp. 625 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,183 Copy that. 626 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,272 Hey, you know you don't have to sweep up, right? 627 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:47,577 Well, someone's gotta. 628 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,076 Plus it reminds me of the three years I spent 629 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,493 as a cleaning lady in college. 630 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,887 Huh, I guess there really is no term for cleaning man. 631 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,715 - Mm-mm. - That's not great. 632 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,238 So hey, listen. 633 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,719 I wanted to say great job today and also I'm sorry. 634 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:00,024 Sorry for what? 635 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,350 Well, when I heard you got the task force, 636 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,265 my first reaction was just to feel sad for myself 637 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,377 instead of happy for you. 638 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,379 Well, you sure hid it well. 639 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,728 I really didn't. 640 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,575 I stormed into the other room and moped by myself. 641 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,557 Eh, but you had style. 642 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,907 Charles, no. Look. 643 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,865 You have to take the task force job. 644 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,911 Really? What about Nikolaj? 645 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,739 He's gonna be so proud of his dad. 646 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,480 I bet he even ditches those new friends. 647 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:21,742 Oh, man. That's the dream. 648 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,570 Thank you for saying that. 649 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:26,094 Honestly, though, I still don't get why Holt chose me over you. 650 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,879 - Are you kidding? - I mean, just look at today. 651 00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,751 Instead of fighting for attention, 652 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,468 you did the work and methodically built your case. 653 00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,209 You noticed things that a room full of seasoned cops 654 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,538 all missed. 655 00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,279 You're a great detective, Charles. 656 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,672 Wow. 657 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,805 Even in defeat, you are a true prince of a man. 658 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,590 - The task force is yours. - What? No. 659 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,939 Boyle, just take the win! 660 00:20:44,982 --> 00:20:46,984 - Right. - It was good to see you today. 661 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,267 I'll keep my ears open for any job opportunities that arise. 662 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,598 Appreciate it. I could use it. 663 00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:55,036 Just got a text from Alyssa I've been fired by the Yarn Barn. 664 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,449 Well, you still the best damn detective I've ever worked with. 665 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,127 Thank you. 666 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,607 Wait a minute. 667 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,280 Your iris just contracted by 1/10th of a millimeter. 668 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,566 You're lying. 669 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,370 Yes, I've lost a lot of respect for you today. 670 00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,483 Understood. 671 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:10,051 Goodbye, Raymond. 672 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,009 Well... 673 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,751 Since Dillman is clearly out of the top spot now, 674 00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,642 who's the best detective you've ever worked with? 675 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:19,190 It's Sergeant Leslie Hunt-Minkoff. 676 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:22,411 Who? 677 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,326 Not a doctor. Shh.