1 00:00:04,327 --> 00:00:05,873 And I believe that's all I've got. 2 00:00:05,958 --> 00:00:07,789 Oh, wait, there's one more thing. 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,100 Peralta gave me a note before the meeting. 4 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:15,069 Ugh, the penmanship is horrid, but I think it says, 5 00:00:15,154 --> 00:00:17,159 "Ask if anyone has an anal mint." 6 00:00:17,244 --> 00:00:19,092 It's announcements, and we do. 7 00:00:19,177 --> 00:00:20,529 Wow, what an entrance. 8 00:00:20,691 --> 00:00:22,928 Amy and I have some big news to share. 9 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:26,015 - I'm pregnant. - We're pregnant! 10 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,616 - Wow, I can't believe it. - Congratulations. 11 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:28,686 What a surprise. 12 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:29,608 What the hell? I thought you guys would be 13 00:00:29,693 --> 00:00:31,695 more excited than that. Charles, you didn't even faint. 14 00:00:31,779 --> 00:00:33,654 I'm so sorry, I'll try. 15 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,320 It's not working. Somebody choke me. 16 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:37,364 - On it. - Rosa. 17 00:00:37,449 --> 00:00:39,280 Sorry, we're so happy for you, 18 00:00:39,365 --> 00:00:41,652 but we also maybe, kind of already knew. 19 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:43,343 I mean, you didn't do the best job of hiding it. 20 00:00:43,427 --> 00:00:46,084 Why have you been carrying that box around so much? 21 00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:47,478 I just love this box. 22 00:00:47,563 --> 00:00:48,959 Why are you reading that newspaper? 23 00:00:49,044 --> 00:00:50,832 - It's two days old. - I just love this issue. 24 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:52,402 Hey, why are you wearing that hazmat suit? 25 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,811 I just love this look. 26 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,732 Okay, fine, so you all knew we were pregnant. 27 00:00:55,816 --> 00:00:57,474 Good for you. But I bet you didn't figure out 28 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,725 that we're having twins. 29 00:01:01,084 --> 00:01:02,610 No, not really. It's one baby. 30 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,170 I just needed to see Charles faint. 31 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:11,139 Episode Title: "Admiral Peralta" 32 00:01:11,246 --> 00:01:13,350 Aired on: April 02, 2020 33 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,615 Sync corrections by srjanapala 34 00:01:24,545 --> 00:01:25,686 Aw, Jake. 35 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:28,386 I am excited that you're having a kid. 36 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:29,921 Thank you, Dad. Oh, and hey, if you're free 37 00:01:30,005 --> 00:01:31,632 next Friday, we're having a sex reveal party. 38 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,373 Well, I went to one of those in Amsterdam. 39 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:35,575 I would not invite relatives. 40 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:36,592 What? No, no, no. 41 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:39,154 It's a party where we find out the biological sex of the baby 42 00:01:39,239 --> 00:01:40,287 in a surprising way. 43 00:01:40,372 --> 00:01:41,594 You better hope you're having a girl. 44 00:01:41,678 --> 00:01:44,115 Peralta fathers do not get along with sons. 45 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,147 What? That's not true. 46 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:47,225 I mean, look at us. We're doing better than ever. 47 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:49,198 This year, you even remembered my birthday month. 48 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:51,115 Things are good now, but honestly, 49 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,897 it's probably just a blip. Well, that's fun to hear. 50 00:01:53,982 --> 00:01:55,422 Well, that's just the way it is. 51 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:56,553 It's the family curse. 52 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:59,022 I haven't talked to my father since you were 10. 53 00:01:59,107 --> 00:02:01,358 His dad abandoned him at the World's Fair. 54 00:02:01,443 --> 00:02:05,928 His dad fled to America after drowning his dad in a well. 55 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:07,279 Oh, my God. 56 00:02:07,364 --> 00:02:09,804 Okay, so yes, fine, there's a bit of a trend. 57 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:11,741 But we're not cursed. You and I are good. 58 00:02:11,826 --> 00:02:13,288 I bet you could even fix things up with your dad. 59 00:02:13,372 --> 00:02:14,451 The Admiral? 60 00:02:14,538 --> 00:02:16,748 I always hoped that I could reconcile things with him 61 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,562 one day, but he's not going to let that happen. 62 00:02:18,646 --> 00:02:21,498 What can I tell you? We're not meant to have sons. 63 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:23,694 There's a demon in our genes. 64 00:02:23,779 --> 00:02:26,393 - Title of your sex tape. - No, the title of my sex tape 65 00:02:26,478 --> 00:02:28,756 is "Cockpit Larry and the Mile High Stewardae." 66 00:02:28,841 --> 00:02:29,888 - What? - "Stewardae." 67 00:02:29,973 --> 00:02:31,891 It's plural for stewardess. 68 00:02:31,976 --> 00:02:32,999 Okay. 69 00:02:33,084 --> 00:02:34,592 ADA Kurm, how are you? 70 00:02:34,677 --> 00:02:37,334 Do you want the real answer, about how my wife's leaving me, 71 00:02:37,419 --> 00:02:39,685 or do you just want me to say, "Good, how are you?" 72 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:40,897 The latter? 73 00:02:40,982 --> 00:02:42,639 - Good, how are you? - We're fine; why are you here? 74 00:02:42,723 --> 00:02:44,837 You know that Carroll Street Brownstone B&E? 75 00:02:44,922 --> 00:02:46,884 Yeah, broken windows, swiped an old TV. 76 00:02:46,969 --> 00:02:48,670 The house belongs to a friend of the mayor's. 77 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:52,037 Oh, I didn't realize the case was a priority. 78 00:02:52,122 --> 00:02:53,412 I'll check into it right away. 79 00:02:53,497 --> 00:02:55,171 Great, call me as soon as you have anything. 80 00:02:55,255 --> 00:02:57,444 Yeah. Will do. 81 00:02:57,529 --> 00:02:59,447 Oh, God, what a nightmare. 82 00:02:59,532 --> 00:03:00,819 Agreed. Dude's a mess. 83 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:01,756 You know he's only 24? 84 00:03:01,841 --> 00:03:03,131 No, the Carroll Street case. 85 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,296 I didn't realize that the mayor was interested in it, 86 00:03:05,490 --> 00:03:07,881 and I think I did something bad. 87 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:10,631 You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case? 88 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,794 Okay, here's the cake. 89 00:03:14,888 --> 00:03:16,328 If it's pink on the inside, it's a girl. 90 00:03:16,412 --> 00:03:17,324 And if it's blue, it's a boy. 91 00:03:17,445 --> 00:03:18,795 And why do you seem so bummed by that? 92 00:03:18,879 --> 00:03:20,771 Because I still think you should have done the pig roast, 93 00:03:20,855 --> 00:03:22,251 where we start eating it from the snout, 94 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:24,254 and discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals. 95 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,920 Yeah, you know, Amy wanted to do that too, 96 00:03:26,004 --> 00:03:27,052 - but I just don't see it. - Hmm. 97 00:03:27,136 --> 00:03:28,227 I'm getting a text. 98 00:03:28,396 --> 00:03:30,661 Ooh. "I will see you soon, sir." 99 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:32,273 Guess who that was. Elton John. 100 00:03:32,365 --> 00:03:33,412 - What? - You said "sir," 101 00:03:33,497 --> 00:03:35,311 - and that's on you. - No, it was my grandfather, 102 00:03:35,395 --> 00:03:37,184 - the Admiral. - Whoa, you tracked him down? 103 00:03:37,269 --> 00:03:38,881 Yup, he's on his way to my apartment right now. 104 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:40,580 I'm going to fix his relationship with my dad. 105 00:03:40,664 --> 00:03:41,740 It's going to be very emotional. 106 00:03:41,824 --> 00:03:43,047 It's going to be so dramatic. You should be 107 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:44,545 - producing for Ellen. - Do you really think so? 108 00:03:44,629 --> 00:03:46,060 'Cause I actually have another idea for a segment 109 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:47,863 where Ellen turns your home into a haunted house. 110 00:03:47,947 --> 00:03:50,692 I call it "Extreme Makeover: Bone Edition." 111 00:03:53,302 --> 00:03:55,208 But you know, I... I don't have to do it. 112 00:03:55,293 --> 00:03:56,553 - I like being a cop. - And you're so good at it. 113 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:57,903 Yeah, okay, I'm going to go meet my grandpa. 114 00:03:57,987 --> 00:03:59,122 Yup. 115 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,033 Ooh, fun! Terry's playing the flute. 116 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:06,403 At work. Who are you, William Wonka? 117 00:04:06,552 --> 00:04:08,339 No, this is police business. 118 00:04:08,424 --> 00:04:10,734 The flautist for the NYPD band retired, 119 00:04:10,819 --> 00:04:12,808 and I'm going to audition to take her spot. 120 00:04:12,893 --> 00:04:15,464 Captain Holt, you love music. Can you give me some pointers? 121 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:18,239 I'd rather not. The music they play is dreck. 122 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,778 Last month, they performed Sousa 123 00:04:19,863 --> 00:04:21,346 at a fallen officer's funeral. 124 00:04:21,431 --> 00:04:23,575 And the people were so appalled, they cried. 125 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:25,143 Or they were crying for the deceased. 126 00:04:25,228 --> 00:04:26,442 No, she was very unpopular. 127 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,052 The band made them cry. 128 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:31,200 Suffice it to say, I don't respect what they do, 129 00:04:31,285 --> 00:04:32,560 so I wouldn't be the right teacher. 130 00:04:32,644 --> 00:04:33,973 I'm sorry. 131 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:37,739 Hey, Grandpa. 132 00:04:37,825 --> 00:04:39,427 - Attention! - Oh. 133 00:04:40,184 --> 00:04:42,036 At ease. Just pulling your leg. 134 00:04:42,121 --> 00:04:44,302 I'm your grandfather, not your commanding officer. 135 00:04:44,402 --> 00:04:45,319 - Now, come on. - Aw. 136 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:47,067 - Give me a handshake. - Okay. 137 00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:48,286 Right, come on in. 138 00:04:49,629 --> 00:04:52,504 Wow, it's really been quite a while, huh? 139 00:04:52,612 --> 00:04:53,606 - Yeah. - Are you still watching 140 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:55,708 those cartoons about the karate lizards? 141 00:04:56,044 --> 00:04:58,162 The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"? 142 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,817 I am. There was recently a reboot. 143 00:04:59,902 --> 00:05:01,037 They did some interesting things 144 00:05:01,121 --> 00:05:02,381 with Splinter and Krang's backstories. 145 00:05:02,465 --> 00:05:03,943 Anyways, I'm an adult now. How are you? 146 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:06,419 Oh, me? Well, I guess I'm... 147 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,567 - Grandpa? - What? 148 00:05:12,652 --> 00:05:13,874 Oh, I was just asking how you were. 149 00:05:13,958 --> 00:05:15,833 - Oh, sharp as ever. - Yeah. 150 00:05:15,918 --> 00:05:17,247 I'm so glad you reached out to me. 151 00:05:17,332 --> 00:05:19,731 Same, you know, now that I'm having a baby of my own, 152 00:05:19,816 --> 00:05:21,473 I've started to realize how important 153 00:05:21,558 --> 00:05:23,887 father/son/grandfather relationships really are. 154 00:05:23,972 --> 00:05:26,520 Which reminds me, my dad is also coming. 155 00:05:26,605 --> 00:05:28,802 He is? I'm surprised he wanted to see me. 156 00:05:28,887 --> 00:05:31,489 Well, he doesn't exactly know you're here. 157 00:05:31,574 --> 00:05:33,753 I thought it might be cool to surprise both of you. 158 00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:36,226 You know who else thought surprises were cool? 159 00:05:36,311 --> 00:05:39,419 Admiral Yamamoto, and we all know what happened then, huh? 160 00:05:39,504 --> 00:05:40,876 - We do? - Pearl Harbor. 161 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,659 Pearl Harbor, right. Some surprises can be bad. 162 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,560 But this one's not gonna be. This one's gonna be good, 163 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:45,849 just like... The Battle of Midway. 164 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,223 The Bimble of Durbay. Yup. 165 00:05:47,308 --> 00:05:48,674 We both said the same thing at the same time. 166 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:49,778 Oh, that's my Dad. 167 00:05:49,863 --> 00:05:51,395 This is going to be amazing. 168 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:53,856 - Hey, Jakey. - Roger Peralta. 169 00:05:53,941 --> 00:05:55,317 Prepare to hug and cry. 170 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:57,825 This is your father. 171 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:01,989 Dad, you son of a bitch. 172 00:06:02,166 --> 00:06:04,125 Uh-oh. Ow! 173 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:09,034 I can't believe you hit me. 174 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,066 I'm sorry. 175 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:12,097 - My face is throbbing. - Hey, "Dino Bites." 176 00:06:12,182 --> 00:06:13,679 What the hell is my father doing here? 177 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,331 You said you wanted to reconcile. 178 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:17,029 I meant after he was dead. 179 00:06:17,114 --> 00:06:18,800 I planned on standing over his grave 180 00:06:18,885 --> 00:06:20,167 and yelling, "I forgive you." 181 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:22,171 Well, you may get the chance sooner than you think. 182 00:06:22,255 --> 00:06:24,331 He keeps trailing off and staring into space. 183 00:06:25,378 --> 00:06:26,522 That's his old trick. 184 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:28,109 Whenever he doesn't want to talk about something, 185 00:06:28,193 --> 00:06:29,865 he does that. The old bastard. 186 00:06:29,950 --> 00:06:31,654 Look, I know you don't like him, 187 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:34,818 but can you at least try to be nice for me? 188 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:36,858 Okay. 189 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,537 I'll be nice. 190 00:06:38,622 --> 00:06:41,084 I wish you were dead, you lousy son of a bitch! 191 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:42,475 You said you were gonna be nice. 192 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,565 I lied so I could say the "son of a bitch" thing. 193 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:45,881 - Dad! - Okay. 194 00:06:45,977 --> 00:06:49,764 Your grandson would like us to make peace. 195 00:06:49,849 --> 00:06:52,566 So, do you apologize for being the worst father 196 00:06:52,650 --> 00:06:54,660 in the history in the world? Even worse than fathers 197 00:06:54,744 --> 00:06:56,184 who chain their children in basements? 198 00:06:56,268 --> 00:06:58,167 - I do not. - That's on him. I tried. 199 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,214 - I really don't think you did. - Jake, you don't get it. 200 00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:01,347 He's a heartless jerk. 201 00:07:01,432 --> 00:07:02,973 When I was in high school, I almost died. 202 00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:04,627 He didn't even visit me in the hospital. 203 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:06,394 Okay, so maybe start by asking him 204 00:07:06,479 --> 00:07:07,683 to apologize for that. 205 00:07:07,768 --> 00:07:11,081 No, he should apologize to me for being in the hospital. 206 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,824 I'm starting to see the heartless thing now. 207 00:07:12,908 --> 00:07:15,827 Growing up, he had a boat. Meant everything to him. 208 00:07:15,912 --> 00:07:18,284 He named it "Walter," after himself. 209 00:07:18,369 --> 00:07:19,729 She was the child I never had. 210 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,878 I was the child you did have. 211 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,386 Anyway, one day I took Walter Junior out for a spin. 212 00:07:24,471 --> 00:07:27,041 I was trying to impress one of the lake girls. 213 00:07:27,126 --> 00:07:29,690 Before I met your mom, I was a bit of a ladies' man. 214 00:07:29,775 --> 00:07:31,496 Yes, that continued long after you met my mom. 215 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,472 - He's always been a floozy. - It was dark. 216 00:07:33,557 --> 00:07:36,229 I crashed into the dock; I woke up in the hospital. 217 00:07:36,314 --> 00:07:37,536 - How was the girl? - Flexible. 218 00:07:37,621 --> 00:07:39,101 Man, she could put her leg... Total... 219 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:40,765 No, I was... After the accident. 220 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:41,761 Oh, right! No. 221 00:07:41,884 --> 00:07:43,060 She was totally unhurt, thank goodness. 222 00:07:43,144 --> 00:07:44,762 But I was in the hospital for three weeks, 223 00:07:44,846 --> 00:07:47,901 and Admiral Ass never visited me once. 224 00:07:47,986 --> 00:07:50,636 I warned you not to take the boat out. 225 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,081 You make mistakes, you got to accept the consequences. 226 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,831 - I'm your son! - And Walter was my daughter. 227 00:07:55,916 --> 00:07:57,616 Okay, both of you, stop. 228 00:07:57,701 --> 00:07:59,209 You're acting like children. You know what? 229 00:07:59,293 --> 00:08:01,036 That's it, if you're gonna act like kids, 230 00:08:01,121 --> 00:08:03,082 then I'm gonna act like a parent. 231 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,068 - "Cry Hard with a Vengeance"? - Yeah. 232 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:07,288 It's Bruce Willis' book about parenting. 233 00:08:07,401 --> 00:08:09,015 And we're gonna read it. 234 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:12,310 I just got another call from the saddest ADA in the world. 235 00:08:12,395 --> 00:08:14,544 He's still pissed. Did Hitchcock and Scully 236 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:15,702 - get anywhere? - Hard to say. 237 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:19,021 Their file contains a lot of non-case related documents. 238 00:08:19,106 --> 00:08:20,197 A bunch of menus? 239 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,156 A cease and desist letter from TJ Maxx. 240 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:23,507 Multiple patent submissions 241 00:08:23,592 --> 00:08:24,897 for something called a "pillow shoe." 242 00:08:24,981 --> 00:08:27,232 An application for a time share in Figi. 243 00:08:27,317 --> 00:08:30,019 - You mean Fiji. - No, Figi with a G. 244 00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:31,607 They're getting scammed. 245 00:08:32,957 --> 00:08:34,286 Wait. This is good. 246 00:08:34,371 --> 00:08:35,795 There was a witness who saw everything. 247 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:38,404 Identified the thief, they even described the getaway car down 248 00:08:38,489 --> 00:08:40,233 to a dent in the right bumper. We're golden. 249 00:08:40,318 --> 00:08:42,233 Yeah, but Hitchcock and Scully forgot to write down 250 00:08:42,317 --> 00:08:44,396 the witness' name or contact info. 251 00:08:44,481 --> 00:08:46,552 What? No, that's insane. 252 00:08:46,637 --> 00:08:48,424 Even they wouldn't do something that dumb. 253 00:08:48,509 --> 00:08:50,602 Dumb? Excuse me. 254 00:08:50,728 --> 00:08:51,779 I don't need this crap. 255 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,568 I could be on the beach in Figi right now. 256 00:08:53,653 --> 00:08:55,449 If we go to court, we're gonna need 257 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:56,713 the witness to testify. 258 00:08:56,820 --> 00:08:58,868 But now, we have no way of contacting him. 259 00:08:58,953 --> 00:08:59,990 So there's no case. 260 00:09:00,075 --> 00:09:03,029 How could you not take down the witness' contact info? 261 00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:06,097 Well, unlike you dorks, we don't do everything 262 00:09:06,182 --> 00:09:07,666 "by the book." We play by our own rules. 263 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,668 - And we get results. - Mm-hmm. 264 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,036 No! You don't! 265 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:12,734 That's why we're here! 266 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,256 So John McClain's advice wasn't great, 267 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,389 but I have other books. This one says 268 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:18,856 to make sure neither of you has a full diaper. 269 00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,467 Feels like we can skip that part. 270 00:09:20,552 --> 00:09:22,974 - I wouldn't be so sure. - Dad, come on, all right? 271 00:09:23,059 --> 00:09:23,888 How about this? 272 00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:26,841 Dad, just name one happy memory that you have with Grandpa. 273 00:09:26,926 --> 00:09:29,150 And don't say the memory you're going to have at his funeral. 274 00:09:29,234 --> 00:09:32,458 All right, when I was eight, he was on shore leave, 275 00:09:32,575 --> 00:09:36,538 and we played catch in the yard, and that was fun. 276 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:38,786 Hey, there you go. That was great. 277 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:41,615 And Grandpa, is there a happy memory you want to share? 278 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,749 Well, can I pick the catch thing too? 279 00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:45,294 - Yeah, sure. - 'Cause that was really 280 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,252 a nice time. While we were playing, 281 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,124 the neighbor kid fell off his bike. 282 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:51,691 - Yeah, he broke his arm. - You could see the bone. 283 00:09:51,775 --> 00:09:52,988 Do you remember when we went 284 00:09:53,073 --> 00:09:55,106 skiing, and the guy fell off the lift and busted his leg? 285 00:09:55,190 --> 00:09:56,903 - And you could see the bone. - It was just, like, 286 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,950 sticking right out of the skin, and he's, like, screaming. 287 00:10:00,035 --> 00:10:02,208 - We were laughing. - Oh, oh, it was beautiful. 288 00:10:02,293 --> 00:10:03,645 God, I hope somebody found him. 289 00:10:03,730 --> 00:10:05,465 Okay, well, you guys are both monsters, 290 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,772 but this is going great. 291 00:10:09,294 --> 00:10:10,567 Yes, yes. 292 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:11,833 I know you're being positive, 293 00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:14,247 but I could use some honest criticism. 294 00:10:14,332 --> 00:10:15,895 Terry, I'd love to help, but... 295 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,317 Follow me. 296 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:21,347 Hello. 297 00:10:21,526 --> 00:10:23,887 You caught me stretching. I've been doing this 298 00:10:23,972 --> 00:10:26,120 and nothing else for the last half hour continuously. 299 00:10:26,247 --> 00:10:27,600 I saw you watching Terry. 300 00:10:27,685 --> 00:10:29,385 You were finger conducting. 301 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:31,549 Fine. 302 00:10:31,746 --> 00:10:32,752 Yes. 303 00:10:32,837 --> 00:10:35,900 I may have overstated my contempt for the music 304 00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:38,516 they play so that I wouldn't have to help Jeffords. 305 00:10:38,601 --> 00:10:40,737 Oh, no, am I so bad, I can't be helped? 306 00:10:40,893 --> 00:10:43,149 Aw, man, I wanted to play in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 307 00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:44,860 Terry loves being in and among floats. 308 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,860 You're not bad. You're maybe even... 309 00:10:47,212 --> 00:10:49,043 Good. But to make you great, 310 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:52,221 I'd have to break you down to nothing. 311 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,727 - It would ruin our friendship. - I can handle criticism. 312 00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:56,330 My daughters criticize me all the time. 313 00:10:56,414 --> 00:10:58,993 They're so mean now. Please help me, sir, please! 314 00:10:59,804 --> 00:11:00,899 Okay. 315 00:11:00,984 --> 00:11:02,352 Give me your flute. 316 00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:04,181 Wrong! First rule: 317 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:08,297 never give anyone your flute. 318 00:11:08,646 --> 00:11:11,086 - Hey, babe, how's it going? - Amazingly well. 319 00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:12,987 My dad and my grandpa are actually getting along. 320 00:11:13,071 --> 00:11:14,326 They've been catching up nonstop. 321 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,524 - Aunt Millie? - Dead. 322 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,829 - Uncle Thomas? - Dead. 323 00:11:16,914 --> 00:11:17,831 - Aunt Janet? - Dead. 324 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:18,833 - Uncle Dean? - Gay. 325 00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:20,183 Ooh, good for him. 326 00:11:20,268 --> 00:11:21,441 What about Aunt Lyn? Dead. 327 00:11:21,526 --> 00:11:23,543 Apparently there was a fire at the family reunion. 328 00:11:23,628 --> 00:11:26,019 Lucky for my Uncle Dean, he was not welcome at the event. 329 00:11:26,154 --> 00:11:27,914 - Wow. Dark. - Yeah. 330 00:11:27,999 --> 00:11:30,011 Well, I'm glad everything's working out. 331 00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:31,623 Oh, I got to go. Love you, bye. 332 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,589 Actually, I got to go too, so... 333 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,660 I didn't even think it was possible to put a cast 334 00:11:37,745 --> 00:11:39,968 on that part of the body. 335 00:11:40,173 --> 00:11:41,960 That was Amy. I hung up first. 336 00:11:42,045 --> 00:11:43,715 Looks like things are still going great in here. 337 00:11:43,799 --> 00:11:46,283 Yeah, they sure are. Hey, Dad, toss me a beer. 338 00:11:46,409 --> 00:11:47,718 Bring the heat. 339 00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:48,825 Whoa! 340 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,364 - No, the sex reveal cake! - Oh. 341 00:11:50,449 --> 00:11:51,419 Nobody look at the floor! 342 00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:53,071 No one can see the color of the cake. 343 00:11:55,601 --> 00:11:56,997 How long are we doing this? What's the plan? 344 00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:58,232 I don't know yet! 345 00:12:00,905 --> 00:12:02,420 Okay, we all heard the cake splat 346 00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:03,546 on the other side of the counter, 347 00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,968 which means we can probably assume you can see the color. 348 00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:07,696 - Why does that matter? - Because the color of the cake 349 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:09,047 tells us if we're having a boy or a girl. 350 00:12:09,131 --> 00:12:10,163 How can that baker tell? 351 00:12:10,248 --> 00:12:11,377 Because the baker does the test. 352 00:12:11,461 --> 00:12:13,289 No, the doctor does the test. Then the doctor calls 353 00:12:13,373 --> 00:12:14,416 the baker, and the baker makes the cake. 354 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,418 Okay, I hate to say this, but can you start over? 355 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,941 No, we don't have time. Just help me fix this. 356 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,664 You know, it's Roger's fault. 357 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,189 All he had to do was catch the beer. 358 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,259 Well, maybe I'd be better at catch if I played it 359 00:12:23,344 --> 00:12:25,647 - more than once growing up. - Guys, focus up. 360 00:12:25,732 --> 00:12:26,908 We're all getting along, remember? 361 00:12:26,992 --> 00:12:29,824 Now, we can't see the cake before Amy, which means we have 362 00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:32,301 to figure out a way to clean it up without looking at it. 363 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:33,715 We have to "Birdbox" it. 364 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,919 - And "Birdbox" is the bakery. - No, "Birdbox" is a movie 365 00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:37,747 where people aren't allowed to look at things. 366 00:12:37,831 --> 00:12:40,489 Just put on these blindfolds and help me clean it up. 367 00:12:40,582 --> 00:12:42,752 I "Birdbox-ed" the stewardess in Sweden once. 368 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,121 Dad! 369 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,452 Okay, that should be all of it. 370 00:12:47,536 --> 00:12:49,759 I think it's safe to take off our blindfolds... 371 00:12:49,843 --> 00:12:50,919 Oh! 372 00:12:51,035 --> 00:12:53,867 No, no! Oh, God! 373 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,114 What happened? We were so careful. 374 00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:58,811 Here comes the mop. 375 00:12:58,895 --> 00:12:59,986 Bag. 376 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,161 - This is hard. - Yeah. 377 00:13:01,245 --> 00:13:03,947 I could use a beer, you know? 378 00:13:04,031 --> 00:13:05,601 - Oh, oh. - You okay? 379 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,022 The cake was blue. 380 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,218 You're having a boy. It's the curse. 381 00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:11,163 No. No, no, no, there's no curse. 382 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,351 Look, we can still fix this. All we have to do is clean 383 00:13:13,435 --> 00:13:15,960 every inch of this room, and then bake a gourmet cake. 384 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,101 No one can do all that in two hours. 385 00:13:18,186 --> 00:13:19,963 Wrong, Dad. 386 00:13:20,226 --> 00:13:21,584 There is one who can. 387 00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:27,092 Hello, fellas. Let's get to work. 388 00:13:29,827 --> 00:13:31,648 Oh, hey. I got something. 389 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,695 There was a security camera by the Carroll Street brownstone. 390 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:34,804 And it got footage of the perps? 391 00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:36,624 No, but it caught Scully and Hitchcock 392 00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:38,071 - interviewing the witness. - All right. 393 00:13:38,155 --> 00:13:39,351 Let's start canvassing the neighborhood, 394 00:13:39,435 --> 00:13:40,657 see if anybody recognizes that guy. 395 00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:41,985 Yeah. 396 00:13:42,225 --> 00:13:43,725 Wait! 397 00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,499 - What the hell? - Sorry, I didn't want to run, 398 00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:48,102 and that was the only way to stop the doors. 399 00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,945 - It wasn't, and it didn't. - It worked, we're here. 400 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,718 Please, don't go looking for that witness. 401 00:13:52,803 --> 00:13:54,211 We're just trying to fix your screw-up. 402 00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:56,272 We didn't screw up. The witness gave us his name, 403 00:13:56,397 --> 00:13:59,123 but he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented. 404 00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:01,929 So he's scared to show up to testify at the courthouse 405 00:14:02,014 --> 00:14:03,469 because he didn't want to be detained by ICE. 406 00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:04,485 - Damn it. - You know, 407 00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,679 that keeps lots of immigrants from helping cops. 408 00:14:06,764 --> 00:14:08,273 Yeah, we know that. We're just surprised 409 00:14:08,357 --> 00:14:09,621 - that you know that. - That's insulting. 410 00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,546 I'm very concerned with immigration issues. 411 00:14:11,631 --> 00:14:13,515 And I've dated my fair share of spicy... 412 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,320 - No! - Scully said the nice thing. 413 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:16,965 You don't need to go past it, Hitchcock. 414 00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:19,749 Okay, I know you need help and time is tight, 415 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,414 but I see there is blue cake on the floor, 416 00:14:21,498 --> 00:14:23,758 and I know what that means, vis-à-vis the sex of the baby. 417 00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:26,812 So before we do anything, I'm going to need a minute. 418 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:30,585 Sorry for all the weeping and the weird snort noise 419 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,171 I made at the end. It's genetic. 420 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:34,781 Now, Jake, grab the mop, you're on cleanup. 421 00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:36,226 Admiral, you're making the batter. 422 00:14:36,311 --> 00:14:38,373 Captain, you're on frosting duty. 423 00:14:40,131 --> 00:14:41,492 Okay, Amy just texted. 424 00:14:41,577 --> 00:14:43,699 She's gonna be here any second, so hide that thing. 425 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,265 The... 426 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:48,584 Oh. Dad, that is so noticeable. 427 00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,210 Nuh-uh, it's awesome. 428 00:14:50,295 --> 00:14:51,575 All right, everybody, act normal. 429 00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:52,990 Act normal. 430 00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:54,343 Hey, guys. 431 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:56,242 Hey, welcome home. 432 00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,670 I'd like you to meet my grandpa, Walter. 433 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,106 It's so nice to meet you. 434 00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,891 Hello, things are normal here. 435 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:03,588 Yeah, everything's totally normal... 436 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:05,170 Back here too, behind the chair. 437 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,890 Yup, and that was a normal thing to say. 438 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,351 Are things normal with you, Amy? 439 00:15:08,436 --> 00:15:09,912 - Sure. - Cool. 440 00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:11,828 I'm going to go get ready for the party. 441 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,584 Oh, fun. 442 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,171 Oh, my God, I can't believe we pulled it off. 443 00:15:19,256 --> 00:15:20,431 Charles, we owe it all to you. 444 00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:23,343 Stop, it was an honor to cook and clean with all of you. 445 00:15:23,428 --> 00:15:26,398 Boy, Jake is so lucky to have you as his butler. 446 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:27,563 - Oh, he's not... - Thank you. 447 00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:28,647 Oh. 448 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,180 I'm so glad you're helping me. 449 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,660 Maybe I won't blow it after all. 450 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:33,117 Oh, you'll do plenty of blowing... 451 00:15:33,202 --> 00:15:34,537 Of that flute. Now, let's go. 452 00:15:34,675 --> 00:15:36,233 A five, six, seven, eight. 453 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:38,867 Stop. 454 00:15:38,952 --> 00:15:41,312 The nod meant start now, not start one second later. 455 00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:43,069 Again. Five, six, seven, eight. 456 00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:46,030 Stop. 457 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:49,743 Are you playing "The Muffin Man" or "The Garbage Man"? 458 00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,367 - Huh? - Do you know the Garbage Man? 459 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:52,320 Because I do. 460 00:15:52,405 --> 00:15:53,804 Because I'm looking right at him. 461 00:15:53,889 --> 00:15:56,030 Again. Five, six, seven, eight. 462 00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,196 Again. 463 00:16:06,126 --> 00:16:07,173 Again. 464 00:16:12,858 --> 00:16:13,881 Why did you stop playing, Garbage Man? 465 00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:14,826 I need some water. 466 00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:16,757 What you need to do is keep practicing, Garbage Man. 467 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,640 - I don't have any more saliva. - And I don't have any more 468 00:16:18,724 --> 00:16:21,327 time for your excuses, Garbage Man. 469 00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:22,928 Now play again. Five, six... 470 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,663 I don't want your help anymore! 471 00:16:24,748 --> 00:16:29,006 I'm not a garbage man! I'm a muffin man! 472 00:16:30,304 --> 00:16:31,656 Attention, everyone. 473 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,281 Thank you all so much for coming. 474 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:34,593 Please gather around. 475 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,561 We're going to cut the cake and find out 476 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:40,305 what our baby's whole downstairs situation is. 477 00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,609 - Why the accent? - I don't know. 478 00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:44,188 I did so bad. I should have let you talk. 479 00:16:44,272 --> 00:16:45,246 - Yeah, you should have. - Okay. 480 00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:46,335 - I love you. - Oh. 481 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:47,382 Okay, let's do this. 482 00:16:47,467 --> 00:16:48,998 Here we go. 483 00:16:49,287 --> 00:16:52,392 All right, we are having a... 484 00:16:52,998 --> 00:16:54,351 Green. 485 00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:56,093 Oh, my God. What's inside of me? 486 00:16:56,178 --> 00:16:58,577 No, you just cut a bad slice. Here, I'll get a good one. 487 00:16:58,662 --> 00:17:00,052 I guess the bakery must have messed up. 488 00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:01,577 What are you talking about? 489 00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:03,273 Roger's the one that added the food coloring. 490 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,952 Well, you mixed the batter. 491 00:17:05,037 --> 00:17:06,459 Wait, did you guys bake that cake? 492 00:17:06,544 --> 00:17:08,873 Well, we just, you could say that... 493 00:17:10,059 --> 00:17:11,368 Jake? 494 00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:13,291 Okay, fine. Yes, we baked it. 495 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:15,163 I'm so sorry. I'll explain everything later. 496 00:17:15,248 --> 00:17:16,391 Dad, please stop cutting the cake. 497 00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:17,820 I'm trying to find a good slice. 498 00:17:17,905 --> 00:17:20,390 There is no good slice! You screwed it up! 499 00:17:20,475 --> 00:17:21,682 You're a screw-up! Yeah? 500 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,728 Well, if I'm a screw up, it's 'cause you screwed me up. 501 00:17:23,812 --> 00:17:25,077 - You screw-up. - Screw you. 502 00:17:25,161 --> 00:17:27,265 - I'm leaving. - Wait, wait, no, don't go! 503 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,124 We reversed the curse! 504 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,468 Don't reverse the curse reverse! 505 00:17:29,553 --> 00:17:31,200 Actually, Jake, I'm going too. 506 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:32,614 What? No, why would you go? 507 00:17:32,699 --> 00:17:34,107 I need to go to the hospital. 508 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:35,388 I cut my thumb off. 509 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:36,741 - Again? - The other one. 510 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,179 - Oh, God. - Oh, God. 511 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,465 Ah... Get the "Dino Bites." 512 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,635 Hey, how are you feeling? How's the thumb? 513 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,986 Great, looks perfect. Like nothing ever happened. 514 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,585 - It's the other thumb, Dad. - Oh, no, yeah, that looks bad. 515 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,484 The doctor said it might take a long time to heal, 516 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,452 and that it might never be as long again. 517 00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:59,256 My thumb? I don't care. 518 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,537 - Is my dad here? - No. 519 00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:04,186 I called him and he said... 520 00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:05,842 How do I put this? 521 00:18:05,927 --> 00:18:08,327 That I'm a useless screw-up and he's done with me? 522 00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:10,694 Yeah, something exactly like that, verbatim, sure. 523 00:18:10,779 --> 00:18:12,929 Look, I'm really sorry that I forced this 524 00:18:13,014 --> 00:18:15,319 whole reunion on you. I think our family might be 525 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:16,836 cursed, and I'm going to be a bad dad. 526 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,593 No, I was wrong. 527 00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:22,506 There's no curse. My dad is just a selfish dick. 528 00:18:23,217 --> 00:18:24,693 And I was too. 529 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:27,835 All the other Peralta dads, we probably just learned it 530 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,077 from each other. Or it's just in our genes. 531 00:18:30,162 --> 00:18:32,132 No, you proved that wrong. 532 00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:34,608 You care, and you do the work. 533 00:18:34,693 --> 00:18:38,444 You're reading parenting books before your kid is even born. 534 00:18:38,529 --> 00:18:41,101 You tried to get me and Dad back together. 535 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,327 Hell, you even fished my thumb out of the cake. 536 00:18:43,412 --> 00:18:44,436 Yeah, that was gross. 537 00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:45,875 You're so excited about having a kid, 538 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,522 you're having a sex reveal party. 539 00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:49,226 I never did anything like that, 540 00:18:49,311 --> 00:18:50,866 except that one time in Amsterdam. 541 00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,600 I really wish you'd stop bringing that up. 542 00:18:52,685 --> 00:18:55,014 Jake, you're going to be a great dad. 543 00:18:55,162 --> 00:18:56,912 And your son's gonna love you. 544 00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:58,990 Thanks. 545 00:18:59,451 --> 00:19:01,920 And I think you're going to make a real good grandpa. 546 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:02,967 Hey, 547 00:19:03,052 --> 00:19:05,584 who's got two surgically reattached thumbs 548 00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:08,311 and is... super proud of his son? 549 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:09,865 Oh, you don't have to... 550 00:19:09,977 --> 00:19:11,112 This guy... 551 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:16,428 My boss is furious. 552 00:19:16,513 --> 00:19:18,280 You ruined my 25th birthday. 553 00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,631 I want those guys punished. 554 00:19:19,716 --> 00:19:21,740 Understood. I'll talk to them right now. 555 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,326 Without that witness, the DA has nothing. 556 00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,100 - Kurm is pissed. - It's true. 557 00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:27,593 He kept calling you guys the human centipede. 558 00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:28,834 Because we have our heads up our asses. 559 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,889 Yes, we've heard that before. I never thought I'd say this, 560 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,478 but you guys did the right thing. 561 00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,177 Unfortunately, Kurm wants you disciplined. 562 00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:35,639 So effective tomorrow, 563 00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:37,866 you're each getting one week paid suspension. 564 00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:40,451 - Like vacation? - You deserve this punishment! 565 00:19:40,536 --> 00:19:42,249 It's punishment where you don't have to work. 566 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,561 And we can go anywhere we like? 567 00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:45,170 You can go to hell for all I care! 568 00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:46,874 Or to a resort where you're being scammed. 569 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,131 Figi. Good idea. 570 00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:49,286 Now, get out of my face! 571 00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:50,807 Have fun. 572 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,246 Next. 573 00:19:54,982 --> 00:19:57,647 Hi, my name is Terry Jeffords. 574 00:19:57,732 --> 00:19:59,522 And I don't know how this is going to go... 575 00:19:59,607 --> 00:20:00,811 Wait! 576 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:01,813 Sir. 577 00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:04,186 I'm Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th precinct, 578 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,749 and I need to tell you about this man. 579 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,076 Now, the audition piece he's about to play may not 580 00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:10,647 be technically perfect. In fact, it may hurt your ears. 581 00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:13,069 You may consider it an insult to music. 582 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,530 You may whisper to each other, 583 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:15,858 "'Muffin Man'? Pssh! 584 00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:17,295 More like Garbage Man." 585 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,209 - Come on. - But you would be wrong. 586 00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:21,412 This man has taught me something. 587 00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,717 He's taught me that music is about heart and soul. 588 00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:28,436 It's about perseverance. Despite everything 589 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:31,607 I put him through, he showed up here today. 590 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:35,451 And you would be a fool not to put him in your band. 591 00:20:35,536 --> 00:20:36,763 Thank you, Captain. Lieutenant? 592 00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:38,600 What instrument do you play? 593 00:20:38,685 --> 00:20:40,116 - The flute. - You're hired. 594 00:20:40,201 --> 00:20:41,631 What? I haven't even played. 595 00:20:41,716 --> 00:20:43,132 You're the only flute who auditioned. 596 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:44,123 Welcome to the band. 597 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,937 Yes! I did it! 598 00:20:47,286 --> 00:20:48,795 Hey. How's your dad doing? 599 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,992 Well, the doctor said he'll be okay, 600 00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:51,944 but his hands are basically claws now. 601 00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:53,499 I don't know why they think that's okay. 602 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,451 Hey, listen, I'm sorry the cake was green. 603 00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:56,536 It's okay. 604 00:20:56,794 --> 00:20:58,491 I'll love our little Shrek no matter what. 605 00:20:58,576 --> 00:20:59,537 Oh, my God. That's right. 606 00:20:59,622 --> 00:21:01,062 You still don't know the sex of the baby. 607 00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:02,570 With all the craziness, I almost forgot. 608 00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:04,553 - Emphasis on "almost." - What? 609 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,944 Well, I got another cake just for the two of us. 610 00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:09,045 Jake, that's so sweet. 611 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,274 - Here we go. - I'm so excited. 612 00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:13,366 It's empty. There's no cake inside. 613 00:21:13,451 --> 00:21:14,451 What? Where'd it go? 614 00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:16,622 Hey, guys. Do you have any milk? 615 00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:18,295 We're having a boy? 616 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,795 We're having a boy! 617 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,717 Hey, do you have milk or not? 618 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:23,177 - Jeez. - God. 619 00:21:23,404 --> 00:21:24,881 Fremulon. 620 00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:27,077 - Not a doctor. - Shh!