1 00:00:04,123 --> 00:00:05,452 Can you believe this, Scully? 2 00:00:05,537 --> 00:00:07,100 Looks like we're the only responsible people 3 00:00:07,185 --> 00:00:08,303 who show up on time anymore. 4 00:00:08,388 --> 00:00:10,687 And they're always calling us lazy, but where are they now? 5 00:00:10,772 --> 00:00:12,726 - I don't see them. - They're not here. 6 00:00:12,811 --> 00:00:14,297 But you know who is? Hitchcock and Scully. 7 00:00:14,381 --> 00:00:15,757 - The oafs. - The bozos. 8 00:00:15,842 --> 00:00:16,687 - The... - Idiots! 9 00:00:16,772 --> 00:00:19,547 What are you doing here? The building's being fumigated. 10 00:00:19,632 --> 00:00:20,883 There were so many emails. 11 00:00:20,991 --> 00:00:22,445 There were? We didn't... 12 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:27,351 - Lightweight. - That's your takeaway? 13 00:00:30,735 --> 00:00:32,749 Episode Title: "Ransom" Aired on: April 16, 2020 14 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:46,436 Sync corrections by srjanapala 15 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,618 It just doesn't seem like he should be that fast 16 00:00:49,703 --> 00:00:52,313 for how big he is. Gah, I hate Wario. 17 00:00:52,398 --> 00:00:53,868 Peralta, my office. 18 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:56,633 Oh, Kevin's here. And you both look so upset. 19 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:58,464 Oh, no, did they stop funding the arts? 20 00:00:58,548 --> 00:00:59,900 They did, but that doesn't matter anymore. 21 00:00:59,984 --> 00:01:01,945 Nothing does. Cheddar has been kidnapped. 22 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,727 Someone took our fluffy boy. 23 00:01:03,812 --> 00:01:04,790 Oh, my God. What happened? 24 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,891 Well, Cheddar and I walked to the bakery together, 25 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:08,330 we shared a plain scone. Then we went to the park, 26 00:01:08,414 --> 00:01:11,054 and I let him off leash. He... never came back. 27 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,827 - Someone took our fluffy boy. - Right, you mentioned that. 28 00:01:13,912 --> 00:01:14,827 Now, just to be clear, 29 00:01:14,912 --> 00:01:16,765 you didn't actually see someone take him, right? 30 00:01:16,858 --> 00:01:18,695 So there's a chance Cheddar just ran away. 31 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:21,062 - You know like some dogs do. - Cheddar isn't some dog. 32 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:23,678 He would never do that. Someone took our... 33 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:24,983 Fluffy boy, yes, I understand. 34 00:01:25,068 --> 00:01:26,942 I need you to drop everything. 35 00:01:27,027 --> 00:01:30,303 Nothing in the world is important to me as this dog. 36 00:01:30,388 --> 00:01:31,553 I wouldn't say nothing. For example, 37 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:32,528 you and I are very close. 38 00:01:32,613 --> 00:01:33,591 - We don't have time for this. - Okay. 39 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,958 In kidnappings, the first 48 hours are the most crucial. 40 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:38,125 Right, and in dog years, that's only seven hours. 41 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:39,837 Why would you say that? This is why everyone 42 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:41,523 - prefers that dog to you. - Everyone? 43 00:01:41,608 --> 00:01:42,835 Okay, look, I'm just saying 44 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,634 that before we jump to any conclusions... - 45 00:01:44,718 --> 00:01:47,062 We should consider the fact that there's no actual proof 46 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:48,195 that someone kidnapped Cheddar. 47 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,172 It's a text. It reads, 48 00:01:49,257 --> 00:01:50,602 "I have kidnapped your dog." 49 00:01:50,687 --> 00:01:52,656 I see. Well, that seems like pretty hard proof. 50 00:01:52,741 --> 00:01:54,163 That's good. Good proof. 51 00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:00,946 - Whoa? - What? 52 00:02:01,031 --> 00:02:02,119 Oh, sorry, didn't see you there. 53 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:03,643 Yeah, that was clear. What's going on? 54 00:02:03,728 --> 00:02:05,716 - Why you dork dancing? - A baby store in Dumbo 55 00:02:05,801 --> 00:02:08,416 is having a contest to win a Snoog. 56 00:02:08,501 --> 00:02:09,910 Who or what is a Snoog? 57 00:02:09,995 --> 00:02:12,844 Are you kidding me? It's only the best roller. 58 00:02:12,929 --> 00:02:14,826 It has the versatility of Sporjule, 59 00:02:14,911 --> 00:02:16,576 the safety rating of a Fajerb, 60 00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:19,482 and an even smoother ride than the Kinderbuscht. 61 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:20,890 - Are you having a stroke? - All the best strollers 62 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,140 are from Scandinavia, 63 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,455 where they don't hate people for having children. 64 00:02:23,539 --> 00:02:24,710 I saw "Midsommar." 65 00:02:24,795 --> 00:02:26,005 Those people have their own problems. 66 00:02:26,090 --> 00:02:27,888 A Snoog is my dream stroller, 67 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,559 but it's way too expensive. 68 00:02:29,644 --> 00:02:31,554 - What's the contest? - It's an endurance competition. 69 00:02:31,638 --> 00:02:33,546 Everyone has to stand with one hand on the stroller, 70 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:35,186 and if you let go, you're out. 71 00:02:35,271 --> 00:02:36,943 Last person holding on wins. 72 00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:38,622 Sounds painful. Can I come? 73 00:02:38,707 --> 00:02:40,239 Aww. For moral support? 74 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:42,268 Sure. That. 75 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:43,877 Okay, sir, 76 00:02:43,962 --> 00:02:45,888 the kidnapper should be calling with his demands any minute. 77 00:02:45,973 --> 00:02:48,457 If we trace his location, we can find your fuzzy boy. 78 00:02:48,542 --> 00:02:50,108 Not fuzzy. He's fluffy. 79 00:02:50,193 --> 00:02:51,350 We don't know what he is anymore. 80 00:02:51,434 --> 00:02:52,928 He could be fuzzy, he could be anything. 81 00:02:53,012 --> 00:02:54,880 Raymond, he could be scruffy. 82 00:02:54,965 --> 00:02:56,580 Now you've upset Kevin. I hope you're happy. 83 00:02:56,664 --> 00:02:57,685 Why would I be happy? 84 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,366 I clearly just mixed up fuzzy and fluffy. 85 00:02:59,451 --> 00:03:00,482 "Just?" You're fired. 86 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:01,794 I want your shield and your piece. 87 00:03:01,879 --> 00:03:03,458 - That seems a little extreme. - Jake is right. 88 00:03:03,543 --> 00:03:05,052 - Thank you, Kevin. - Just suspend him without pay. 89 00:03:05,137 --> 00:03:06,732 Why did you ask for my help? 90 00:03:06,863 --> 00:03:08,020 - He's calling. - Sir, remember, 91 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,314 we need two minutes for the trace. 92 00:03:09,399 --> 00:03:10,111 Two minutes, understood. 93 00:03:10,196 --> 00:03:11,667 So just keep him talking and stay calm. 94 00:03:11,751 --> 00:03:13,653 Peralta, I'm in complete control. 95 00:03:13,738 --> 00:03:15,165 - Hello? - Shut your damn mouth. 96 00:03:15,249 --> 00:03:17,420 I'm the one talking here. Then this is over. 97 00:03:17,505 --> 00:03:18,709 And he hung up. 98 00:03:18,794 --> 00:03:20,034 Well, that could've gone better. 99 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:22,701 Come on, Terry. You can pick up that paper. 100 00:03:25,715 --> 00:03:28,263 No, forget it. It's only a first offence. 101 00:03:28,348 --> 00:03:29,962 Is everything okay, Lieutenant? 102 00:03:30,095 --> 00:03:31,437 You've been groaning all morning. 103 00:03:31,522 --> 00:03:34,365 I'm sore from my workout. My muscles hurt so bad. 104 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:38,321 Look. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 105 00:03:38,438 --> 00:03:40,765 Come with me, friend. I have exactly what you need. 106 00:03:40,850 --> 00:03:41,781 Bone broth! 107 00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:43,304 It's an old Boyle family recipe. 108 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,927 I drink it after every workout, and I'm never sore. 109 00:03:46,012 --> 00:03:47,731 Boyle, I don't think we're maxing out 110 00:03:47,816 --> 00:03:48,755 at the same weight at the gym. 111 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,004 Oh, Terry, they're just numbers. 112 00:03:50,089 --> 00:03:51,861 You'll get there. 113 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:55,106 Hey, there you are, and oh, my God what is happening? 114 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,950 I've gotten mad, and now I'm getting even. 115 00:03:58,035 --> 00:04:00,052 Okay, look, Sir, I know you're upset, 116 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:03,100 but you need to stay calm and treat this like any other case. 117 00:04:03,185 --> 00:04:04,066 I mean, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 118 00:04:04,151 --> 00:04:05,848 but now is not the time to go all John Wick. 119 00:04:05,932 --> 00:04:06,996 Who's that? A friend of yours? 120 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,925 I wish, but he's not a real person. 121 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:10,348 He's a movie assassin that goes nuts 122 00:04:10,432 --> 00:04:11,520 when someone messes with his dog. 123 00:04:11,604 --> 00:04:14,334 Then call me "John Wicks," 'cause I'm about to go nuts. 124 00:04:14,419 --> 00:04:17,381 It's "Wick," singular, and you already did go nuts. 125 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,590 It cost us the trace, remember? Look, I need you to focus. 126 00:04:19,675 --> 00:04:20,949 The kidnapper texted his demands. 127 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:22,879 How much does the bastard want for my little doggy? 128 00:04:22,982 --> 00:04:24,324 Oh, that's just it. He doesn't want money. 129 00:04:24,409 --> 00:04:26,964 He requested all the files we worked from May 2004. 130 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:27,967 It's a lead. 131 00:04:28,052 --> 00:04:29,754 He's gotta be connected to one of those cases somehow. 132 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,903 Interesting. 133 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,288 You know what else is interesting? 134 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:33,248 - Hmm? - Grenades. 135 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,279 Just please, stop it. I'm gonna take Kevin 136 00:04:35,364 --> 00:04:37,093 to the park where Cheddar was kidnapped and look for clues. 137 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,910 I need you to stay here, go through those files, 138 00:04:38,995 --> 00:04:40,756 and put together a list of potential suspects. 139 00:04:40,841 --> 00:04:42,803 - Can you do that? - Okay, fine. 140 00:04:42,895 --> 00:04:44,984 - I'll go through the files. - Great. 141 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:47,653 You realize I can't leave 142 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:48,804 until you put the grenades back, right? 143 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:50,521 Oh, but you let John Wicks have grenades? 144 00:04:50,606 --> 00:04:52,910 It's "Wick." Singular. 145 00:04:53,065 --> 00:04:54,414 Just put 'em back. 146 00:04:56,309 --> 00:04:58,300 Okay, Kevin, we need to recreate your morning 147 00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,434 and see if we can find some clues. 148 00:04:59,518 --> 00:05:00,910 All right, Cheddar and I entered 149 00:05:00,995 --> 00:05:03,098 on the east side of the park over past those trees... 150 00:05:03,543 --> 00:05:04,933 Oh, how he loved those trees. 151 00:05:05,018 --> 00:05:05,996 Jake, I don't know if I can do this. 152 00:05:06,081 --> 00:05:07,862 Yeah, you can do this, I'm right here with you. 153 00:05:07,947 --> 00:05:08,918 We're gonna get through it together. 154 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:10,427 Now let's go. 155 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:15,045 Oh, hey, Kev, bud, couldn't help but notice 156 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,546 that when I said, "let's go," you didn't go. 157 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:18,044 You stayed here and stared at that bench. 158 00:05:18,129 --> 00:05:19,497 Cheddar loved benches. 159 00:05:19,582 --> 00:05:21,440 He'd run up to them. Sniff their legs. 160 00:05:21,525 --> 00:05:22,662 Paw at them with his... 161 00:05:22,747 --> 00:05:24,254 Paws, sure, that's what you paw with. 162 00:05:24,418 --> 00:05:25,630 I'm sorry. This is impossible. 163 00:05:25,715 --> 00:05:27,269 Everything I see reminds me of Cheddar. 164 00:05:27,354 --> 00:05:29,606 The grass, the asphalt, squirrels... 165 00:05:29,691 --> 00:05:31,207 - Cheddar loved squirrels. - Oh, stop. 166 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:33,645 He loves to chase them. I suppose I should say loved. 167 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:35,286 He'd never get there. He's like... - Eeyh, Kevin, 168 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:36,568 stop, all right? 169 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,504 We need to get over to that gate and recreate your morning, 170 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,224 and if seeing all these things is too much, 171 00:05:40,309 --> 00:05:42,349 - then just focus only on me. - Okay. 172 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:43,864 All right, stare straight into my eyes. 173 00:05:43,949 --> 00:05:45,239 Very good, I will stare straight into your eyes. 174 00:05:45,324 --> 00:05:47,036 Okay. Oh, wow. 175 00:05:47,121 --> 00:05:49,528 Piercing. Huh, okay, so let's do this. 176 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:52,827 And we are heading to the east gate, we're doing great. 177 00:05:52,912 --> 00:05:54,098 This is working. I can do this. 178 00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:55,371 - Here we go. - I'm doing it. 179 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,341 - You're looking away. - No, I'm not. 180 00:05:56,426 --> 00:05:57,215 - Stop looking away. - I'm not. 181 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,526 - Don't look away. - But I see leaves. 182 00:05:58,610 --> 00:06:00,333 - No! - Cheddar loved playing in leaves. 183 00:06:00,418 --> 00:06:01,568 Didn't matter what kind. 184 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,302 Oak, maple, elm. 185 00:06:03,387 --> 00:06:06,785 Wait, I hate to cut you off, but look what I found. 186 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:07,887 Security camera. 187 00:06:07,997 --> 00:06:09,278 Cheddar loved security cameras. 188 00:06:09,363 --> 00:06:10,715 How is that possible? 189 00:06:11,028 --> 00:06:15,840 Oh, Rosa, there she is. The Snoog! 190 00:06:16,256 --> 00:06:18,536 Look at those sexy lines. 191 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:21,150 Oh, I just wanna get behind that thing and push. 192 00:06:21,235 --> 00:06:22,567 Aw, man, you're grossing me out. 193 00:06:23,762 --> 00:06:24,966 What is Teddy doing here? 194 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,739 - Teddy? - Oh, my gosh, hey Amy. 195 00:06:26,824 --> 00:06:28,599 Right, boring ex-boyfriend Teddy. 196 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:29,599 - Hey, Teddy. - Hey, Rosa. 197 00:06:29,684 --> 00:06:31,450 What are you doing here? You promised you would stop 198 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:33,013 showing up places to propose to me. 199 00:06:33,098 --> 00:06:35,285 Quit flattering yourself. I only did that four times. 200 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,621 Also, I'm taken now. 201 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:39,574 I got married, last year, in the spiciest little city. 202 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,037 Phoenix. It was very posh. 203 00:06:41,122 --> 00:06:42,990 We served a flight of large batch Pilsners. 204 00:06:43,075 --> 00:06:44,552 I don't know if you remember, but I love... 205 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,248 - Pilsners. - Pilsners. - Yeah, we remember. 206 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,888 Yeah, long story short, we're pregnant now, 207 00:06:47,973 --> 00:06:50,349 and I'ma... I'ma try and win this sexy little number. 208 00:06:50,434 --> 00:06:51,575 Oh, God, is that what I sound like? 209 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,748 - Yep. - Excuse me. 210 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:53,952 Are you here for the competition? 211 00:06:54,036 --> 00:06:55,949 Uh, yes, hi. I'm Teddy Ramos. 212 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:58,613 Took my wife's last name. Very brave. 213 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:00,113 He's the worst. 214 00:07:00,198 --> 00:07:02,021 Hi, I'm Amy Santiago. 215 00:07:02,106 --> 00:07:03,333 I am so sorry, 216 00:07:03,418 --> 00:07:05,516 but pregnant women aren't allowed to compete. 217 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,340 Not after what happened last year. 218 00:07:10,481 --> 00:07:12,131 Are you gonna say what happened? 219 00:07:12,216 --> 00:07:13,521 It's part of the settlement. We can't. 220 00:07:13,605 --> 00:07:14,473 Okay. 221 00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:17,857 Well, uh, good news: I'm not pregnant! 222 00:07:17,942 --> 00:07:21,881 I just had a huge lunch. I'm so sorry, I just can't. 223 00:07:21,966 --> 00:07:23,185 All right, I'll compete for her. 224 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:24,443 What? You will? 225 00:07:24,558 --> 00:07:26,259 But I know you think these strollers are dumb. 226 00:07:26,343 --> 00:07:28,505 They are, but I can't let that boring bastard win. 227 00:07:28,590 --> 00:07:30,998 So we decided to paint the baby room white. 228 00:07:31,113 --> 00:07:32,700 I mean, you used to have sex with him. 229 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:33,919 I know. 230 00:07:34,098 --> 00:07:37,372 Charles, this Boyle bone broth is incredible. 231 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,099 I'm not sore at all anymore. I told you it works. 232 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:42,341 The Boyles used to drink it during potato digging season 233 00:07:42,426 --> 00:07:44,116 to keep everyone healthy in the furrows. 234 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:46,258 You know, I bet we could sell this stuff. 235 00:07:46,344 --> 00:07:47,559 You really think so? 236 00:07:47,647 --> 00:07:49,215 We can call our company "The Bone Boys." 237 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:51,211 No! "More Bone, Less Moan." 238 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,301 No! "Workplace Bone Buds." 239 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:54,609 That's the one. I'm registering it. 240 00:07:54,693 --> 00:07:56,618 Ewh, we can name the company later. 241 00:07:56,703 --> 00:07:58,599 Anyway, I know just who to pitch this to. 242 00:07:58,684 --> 00:08:00,943 My buddy who invented Muscle Malt. 243 00:08:01,028 --> 00:08:02,118 This is great! 244 00:08:02,203 --> 00:08:03,552 We're the perfect partners. 245 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,332 When it comes to cooking, you got me. 246 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:07,442 When it comes to being ripped, you also have me. 247 00:08:07,527 --> 00:08:08,724 And you have a little connection. 248 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,293 We're gonna be rich. 249 00:08:10,839 --> 00:08:12,232 Sir, we're back. 250 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,567 Find anything in the case files? 251 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:15,911 Yes, most of them were useless, but one caught my eye. 252 00:08:16,059 --> 00:08:19,129 On May 15th, 2004 detectives arrested Frank Kingston, 253 00:08:19,214 --> 00:08:20,746 leader of the 16th Street Gang. 254 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:22,899 Thanks to the testimony of confidential informant, 255 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:26,549 Kingston served 16 years. He just got out last month. 256 00:08:26,634 --> 00:08:28,317 And you think he wants the file to figure out 257 00:08:28,402 --> 00:08:30,381 which one of his guys turned on him to get revenge. 258 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:32,147 - It's a Vendetta. - Vendetta. 259 00:08:32,331 --> 00:08:33,371 Sure. 260 00:08:33,456 --> 00:08:36,138 So now I know who the sumbitch is who took my dog. 261 00:08:36,223 --> 00:08:37,653 The only problem is, I have no idea 262 00:08:37,738 --> 00:08:39,614 where to find that sumbitch. 263 00:08:39,699 --> 00:08:42,021 Well, Raymond, I think we can help you find that sumbitch. Jake? 264 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,372 Sumbitch. We all got to say it. 265 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,613 Let me show you what we found: A security camera grabbed 266 00:08:45,723 --> 00:08:48,845 some footage of Cheddar being picked up and put into a car 267 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:51,051 which was registered to an anonymous shell company 268 00:08:51,136 --> 00:08:53,379 on Dean Street. We can be there in 15 minutes. 269 00:08:53,464 --> 00:08:55,589 That's weird. It's sunny outside. 270 00:08:56,073 --> 00:08:57,184 Why's that weird? 271 00:08:57,331 --> 00:08:59,571 Because a **** storm is about to rain down 272 00:08:59,656 --> 00:09:00,580 on that punk. 273 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,059 Oh, my God, I fell for it, and I loved it. 274 00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:05,152 All right, let's gear up. Kevin, you stay here, 275 00:09:05,237 --> 00:09:07,794 and don't worry. We're gonna get your dog back. 276 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:09,728 So we did not get your dog back. 277 00:09:09,813 --> 00:09:12,509 Unfortunately, he wasn't here. No, no, no. 278 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,293 I think Captain Holt's taking it really well. 279 00:09:15,692 --> 00:09:17,450 So we'll see you soon. 280 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:18,533 Wow, five hours. 281 00:09:18,618 --> 00:09:20,731 This is the most exciting contest we've had. 282 00:09:20,848 --> 00:09:22,600 Of course, the incident last year was exciting, 283 00:09:22,684 --> 00:09:25,348 but we all know how that ended. 284 00:09:25,855 --> 00:09:26,833 No. We don't. 285 00:09:26,918 --> 00:09:28,559 Right. Because of the gag order. 286 00:09:29,582 --> 00:09:31,536 Are you sure you wanna keep doing this, Rosa? 287 00:09:31,621 --> 00:09:32,621 You really don't have to. 288 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,698 My feet hurt a little, but I can go as long as it takes. 289 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,076 We're having a great time back here. 290 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,179 I was just telling my buddy Reggie here 291 00:09:37,263 --> 00:09:38,498 about this great salsa that I make. 292 00:09:38,684 --> 00:09:40,160 It's so mild you barely taste it. 293 00:09:40,317 --> 00:09:42,005 That's it. I can't take any more. 294 00:09:42,090 --> 00:09:43,240 - I'm out. - Bye, Reggie. 295 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,999 I'll send you that article about mailboxes. 296 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,341 - Please don't! - Oh, my God, 297 00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:48,888 Teddy is boring people out of the competition, 298 00:09:48,973 --> 00:09:52,294 and he doesn't even realize it. Can't let him get to you, Rosa. 299 00:09:52,379 --> 00:09:54,006 It's fine, I can handle boring. We're friends. 300 00:09:54,091 --> 00:09:55,661 Ooh, guys, you will never believe 301 00:09:55,746 --> 00:09:59,013 who I saw at Bush Gardens last my neighbor. 302 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,831 Yeah? Just walking around. 303 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:03,489 The kidnapper said he would call with drop instructions 304 00:10:03,574 --> 00:10:06,234 - at 8:00 a.m. - It is now... ... 8:01. 305 00:10:06,319 --> 00:10:07,312 Cheddar's dead. 306 00:10:07,397 --> 00:10:09,286 Cheddar is not dead. It's just one minute. 307 00:10:09,371 --> 00:10:11,091 Perhaps the kidnapper's watch is slow. 308 00:10:11,176 --> 00:10:12,802 Oh, dear God, if his watch is slow, 309 00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:14,959 there's no telling what else this psychopath is capable of. 310 00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:17,535 Raymond, Cheddar is fine. He's coming back to us, 311 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:20,324 and that is why I bought a new GPS tag to put on his collar. 312 00:10:20,408 --> 00:10:21,400 Thank you, Kevin. 313 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:22,815 At least some of us are thinking clearly. 314 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:25,808 Yes, crystal clear. In fact I bought 5 GPS tags. 315 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,941 One for his collar and one for each arm and leg. 316 00:10:28,026 --> 00:10:29,739 I'm going to make bracelets to put them on, 317 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,431 and I'll never lose my Cheddar again. 318 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:34,043 Okay, a little unsettling, but I like your positivity. 319 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:35,510 Three minutes after 8:00. 320 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,087 This man is unhinged. 321 00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:39,285 - You said you'd call at 8:00. - My watch is slow. 322 00:10:39,371 --> 00:10:40,739 Put the files on a flash drive, 323 00:10:40,824 --> 00:10:41,686 and have your husband bring it 324 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:44,271 to the 9th Street entrance of Prospect Park at noon. 325 00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:45,621 My husband? No. 326 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,863 I'm not involving him in this. I'll bring them myself. 327 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:48,809 I don't trust you. 328 00:10:48,894 --> 00:10:50,356 I told you not to look for me, but you did. 329 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,363 Send your husband or the deal is off. 330 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,543 Clearly, we're not doing this. 331 00:10:54,628 --> 00:10:56,520 No, it's fine. We can just alter the files 332 00:10:56,605 --> 00:10:57,629 and give him fakes. He'll never know. 333 00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:58,489 It's not that. 334 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,568 It's that I refuse to put Kevin in harm's way. 335 00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:03,575 Understood, but I think maybe I have a way 336 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:04,888 to put Kevin in danger 337 00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,599 without putting Kevin in danger. 338 00:11:06,684 --> 00:11:07,989 Well, hello there Raymond. 339 00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:09,754 It's me, Kevin! 340 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,747 And I am Detective Jacob Peralta. 341 00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:14,184 We didn't have anything else to wear so we just switched. 342 00:11:14,294 --> 00:11:15,591 He understands. 343 00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:20,200 Okay, if we're gonna pull this off, 344 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:22,021 we need to teach you how to move, 345 00:11:22,106 --> 00:11:24,332 talk, and act exactly like Kevin. 346 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,808 In other words we have a "Pygmalion" situation. 347 00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:29,183 Exactly, a "pig mailman" situation. 348 00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:30,246 - Raymond. - It'll be okay. 349 00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:31,583 - What'll be okay? - Let's get started. 350 00:11:31,676 --> 00:11:34,106 - Yes, let's get started! - It's getting worse. 351 00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:35,387 Spot on, Kevin. 352 00:11:35,472 --> 00:11:37,607 Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler. 353 00:11:37,692 --> 00:11:39,739 Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler. 354 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,169 No, you're too excited. The warbler's a common bird. 355 00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:43,513 - Ah. - And then I said, 356 00:11:43,598 --> 00:11:46,148 "Which 'Metamorphosis'? Kafka or Ovid?" 357 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,195 He loves it. 358 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,750 He loves it. 359 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:51,371 So that's the joke. Now, you tell it. 360 00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:52,492 Oh, okay, 361 00:11:52,577 --> 00:11:55,250 So a professor walks in to a rare books collection... 362 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:57,500 No, you've ruined it. Now it's not funny. 363 00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,631 Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler. 364 00:11:59,716 --> 00:12:00,646 Look, Raymond. 365 00:12:00,731 --> 00:12:02,325 - A yellow crested warbler. - Ugh, 366 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,553 not excited enough. 367 00:12:03,638 --> 00:12:05,469 They may be common, but they're still birds. 368 00:12:05,554 --> 00:12:06,647 At the 92nd Street Y, 369 00:12:06,732 --> 00:12:08,910 I had a wonderful symposium on just that topic. 370 00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,589 That's it. You're getting it. 371 00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:11,980 Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 372 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,597 No. Don't say "cool," instead say "indeed." 373 00:12:14,682 --> 00:12:17,055 Oh, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed. 374 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:18,308 It's weird. 375 00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:21,011 Look, Raymond. A yellow crested warbler. 376 00:12:21,096 --> 00:12:24,808 Yes! That's the right level of excitement for such a bird. 377 00:12:24,893 --> 00:12:26,762 You captured the essence of Kevin. 378 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,089 - You've done it. - Correction, 379 00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:29,962 I've accomplished it. 380 00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:31,408 - Indeed. - Indeed. 381 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:32,889 Indeed, indeed, indeed... 382 00:12:32,974 --> 00:12:34,698 Indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed. 383 00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:35,880 It's growing on me. 384 00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:38,789 Oh, my God, Rosa. 385 00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:40,754 I can't believe you're still here. 386 00:12:40,839 --> 00:12:42,346 And I can't believe Teddy looks so normal. 387 00:12:42,431 --> 00:12:44,285 I'm 'onna win you that Snoo. Slog. 388 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:45,786 Snat... whatever, my brain is broken, 389 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,254 I haven't slept in 72 hours. 390 00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:48,793 You've only been doing the competition for one night. 391 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:50,918 I mean, you're allowed to not sleep for other reasons. 392 00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:53,715 - Okay, I got you a coffee. - Oh, thank you. 393 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,802 Just need to put my left hand on the stroller. 394 00:12:56,424 --> 00:12:59,418 My right hand grabs the cup. My mouth do the sippin'. 395 00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:00,944 What's happening? 396 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:03,777 My broken brain won't talk to my body, so I'm doing it. 397 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,699 - Blink. - Rosa, you don't have to do this. 398 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,456 - You can stop. - Snarl at Amy. 399 00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:09,099 Teddy and I are the only ones left. 400 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:09,801 I'm 'onna win this 401 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,591 no matter how much he talks about light rail systems. 402 00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:13,637 Ooh, you should ride the one in Akron, by the way. 403 00:13:13,722 --> 00:13:15,599 - Very little noise. - Oh, my God. 404 00:13:15,684 --> 00:13:17,483 Enough about light rails. Let's talk trams. 405 00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:19,013 - Amusement parks get it. - I can't, I can't, I can't... 406 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,028 If more cities adopted amusement park... 407 00:13:20,113 --> 00:13:20,794 I can't, I can't.. 408 00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:22,327 Oh, put your hands over your ears. 409 00:13:22,412 --> 00:13:23,634 Oh no, wait, Rosa! 410 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,300 Hands are off. We have a winner! 411 00:13:26,385 --> 00:13:27,403 Me? 412 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,311 I won a stroller? Whoo-hoo! 413 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:31,280 Oh, I see what I did wrong. 414 00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:33,422 It's okay. Come on, let's get you home. 415 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,180 Excuse me. Amy. 416 00:13:35,265 --> 00:13:37,295 You can have the stroller for the right price. 417 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:38,772 Okay, how much? 418 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,133 Amy Santiago, will you marry me? 419 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:43,453 No! 420 00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:45,149 Okay, I'm approaching the drop site. 421 00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:46,452 I don't see anything unusual. 422 00:13:46,537 --> 00:13:47,936 We have eyes on you. 423 00:13:48,021 --> 00:13:50,156 - Just be natural. - Indeed, I will. 424 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:52,605 Oh, look, a yellow crested warbler. 425 00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:54,312 Very good. 426 00:13:54,397 --> 00:13:55,633 He's calling. Wait, Kevin, 427 00:13:55,718 --> 00:13:56,891 we didn't go over how you answer the phone. 428 00:13:56,976 --> 00:13:58,169 There isn't time. Just answer. 429 00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,286 Okay. 430 00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,202 You've reached Professor Kevin Cozner. 431 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:04,000 Please start speaking when I finish this sentence. 432 00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:06,122 Pick up the book on the bench and head south. 433 00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:08,295 He hung up. 434 00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:10,617 And he had me pick up a copy of "The Tempest." 435 00:14:10,702 --> 00:14:12,696 - "Tempest?" - Oh, no, Raymond. 436 00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:14,054 Do you know what's happening in the park today? 437 00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:16,753 The Shakespeare Festival which will be attended by... 438 00:14:16,838 --> 00:14:18,593 Guys, I'm in a sea of Kevins. 439 00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:23,703 Okay, between us, I think we made enough broth. 440 00:14:23,788 --> 00:14:25,610 Did you edit the presentation like I asked? 441 00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:26,641 You mean did I remove 442 00:14:26,726 --> 00:14:28,454 the tasteful photos of me stretching? 443 00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:31,054 They weren't tasteful! You were in a thong. 444 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:35,289 All right, Muscle Malt Kenneth is on his way up. 445 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,352 Hey, I just wanna say, no matter how this turns out, 446 00:14:38,906 --> 00:14:40,291 it was really fun working on this with you. 447 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,337 Aw, Terry, it's gotta turn out well. 448 00:14:42,422 --> 00:14:45,594 - I invested $11,000 in it. - $11,000? 449 00:14:45,679 --> 00:14:47,578 It only costs 30 bucks to make the broth! 450 00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:49,664 Yeah, but it cost $11,000 451 00:14:49,749 --> 00:14:52,111 to buy the domain name "workplacebonebuds.com." 452 00:14:52,196 --> 00:14:53,111 I am all in. 453 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,290 Boyle, why in the world would you do that? 454 00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,446 You are such a... An amazing business partner. 455 00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,922 Kenneth, I'd like you to meet 456 00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:01,571 my amazing business partner Charles. 457 00:15:01,656 --> 00:15:02,571 - Hey. - Hello. 458 00:15:02,656 --> 00:15:03,978 I'm excited to see what you guys have here. 459 00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:06,352 Well, take a sip and feel the soreness 460 00:15:06,437 --> 00:15:07,883 start to drain away. 461 00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:11,679 Mmm. 462 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:12,977 It's good. Very tasty. 463 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:16,296 Not only is it delicious, it's high in amino acids, 464 00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:17,493 and low in sodium. 465 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:19,649 Well, not exactly low in sodium. 466 00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:20,959 It definitely has salt in it. 467 00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:22,638 Not in the batch I made. I left it out. 468 00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,420 Terry doesn't like to get all bloaty. 469 00:15:24,527 --> 00:15:26,677 You left out the salt? That stops the fermentation. 470 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:28,016 The salt keeps it stable. 471 00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,977 - Oh, ah! - God, what is happening? 472 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,023 - They're all gonna blow! - Take cover! 473 00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:38,581 So, uh, do we have a deal? 474 00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:41,758 Still waiting for instructions, over. 475 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:43,000 Wait, we don't have eyes on you. 476 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:45,165 - Kevin, do you see Jake? - Yes, he's right there. 477 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,385 Oh, no, that's a different gentlemen 478 00:15:46,469 --> 00:15:48,415 wearing a handsome jacket. Everyone is so well dressed. 479 00:15:48,499 --> 00:15:50,181 Peralta, head for the north gate. 480 00:15:50,351 --> 00:15:51,612 We're having trouble finding you. 481 00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:54,142 All right, Professor, I'm assuming you're wearing a wire. 482 00:15:54,227 --> 00:15:56,337 A what? A... huh? 483 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,422 Ah, yes, a wire. 484 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:58,946 My husband asked me to wear that. 485 00:15:59,031 --> 00:16:00,892 We lost comms. Something happened. 486 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,368 Cheddar! Uh, my fluffy boy! 487 00:16:04,453 --> 00:16:05,836 I've missed you so. 488 00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,446 All right, put up your hands. I'm gonna tap you down. 489 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,368 There's no need for that. I have the drive. 490 00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:11,531 - Just take it. - Thanks. 491 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:12,985 I'm still gonna pat you down. 492 00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:15,617 Be my guest, but you're not gonna find anything. 493 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,515 - Here's a gun. - Whoops. 494 00:16:18,781 --> 00:16:20,930 - And another gun. - I forgot about that one too. 495 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,164 So, the Professor's got two guns on him, 496 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,078 and he's wearing a fake beard. 497 00:16:25,163 --> 00:16:26,891 Oh, please don't rip it off. It hurts so much. 498 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:29,110 I think the Professor's actually a cop. 499 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,619 Something tells me I should check that drive. 500 00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:31,912 There's a laptop in the front seat. 501 00:16:31,996 --> 00:16:32,844 Get it. If these files 502 00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:34,763 aren't the real deal, you and the dog are dead. 503 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:37,163 Oh, no need to worry. Because everything 504 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,046 is on the level and will be completely fine. 505 00:16:39,203 --> 00:16:41,262 Cheddar, go! 506 00:16:41,347 --> 00:16:42,426 Go, boy! 507 00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:43,917 Hey cop. 508 00:16:45,147 --> 00:16:46,887 Would you like to buy a laptop? 509 00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:50,031 There's no sign of Peralta out here. 510 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:51,132 Did you hear anything on the wire? 511 00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:53,062 No, it never came back on. Do you think he's 512 00:16:53,147 --> 00:16:54,282 - okay? What? - Shh! 513 00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:56,129 - Do you hear? - Yes, I do. 514 00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:58,187 That's the jingle of Cheddar's collar. 515 00:16:58,390 --> 00:16:59,804 And that's his bark! 516 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,828 Oh, that's our fluffy boy! 517 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,882 Good dog. Good dog. 518 00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:09,929 Oh, Mr. Cheddar, how I've missed you. 519 00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:10,992 We both have. 520 00:17:11,077 --> 00:17:13,156 I'm putting that GPS tag on your collar immediately. 521 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,265 Oh, damn it, it's not here. I'm wearing Peralta's pants. 522 00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,132 Ugh, and now my hands are sticky. 523 00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:20,327 Wait, Peralta's wearing your pants which means... 524 00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:22,101 - He doesn't have sticky hands. - Yes, but also 525 00:17:22,186 --> 00:17:24,203 he has the GPS tracker. 526 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:29,304 Hey, so, given the fact that you haven't slept in forever, 527 00:17:29,389 --> 00:17:30,523 I feel like I should drive you home. 528 00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:31,984 I'm not going home. I'm going out. 529 00:17:32,075 --> 00:17:32,990 What? Really? 530 00:17:33,075 --> 00:17:35,108 - What is your life? - It's pretty good actually. 531 00:17:35,193 --> 00:17:36,083 - Huh. - By the way, 532 00:17:36,168 --> 00:17:37,967 I'm sorry that I didn't win you that stroller. 533 00:17:38,051 --> 00:17:40,713 No, no, no, you were right. I don't need a Snoog. 534 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,060 It's way too fancy. 535 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,778 - It is stupid. - It's not stupid. 536 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,654 I said you didn't need it 537 00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,069 because I already bought you a stroller 538 00:17:46,153 --> 00:17:47,013 for your shower this weekend, 539 00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:49,027 and it's just... isn't as fancy, and I felt bad. 540 00:17:49,253 --> 00:17:51,817 Rosa, I would love any stroller you got me 541 00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:54,208 - because it came from you. - It's a Luftroller. 542 00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,625 Oh, that is... That is a great stroller. 543 00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:01,767 - I got you a gift receipt. - Thank you so much. 544 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:03,760 I cleaned up as much as I could, 545 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:04,720 but I think that couch 546 00:18:04,805 --> 00:18:06,332 is gonna smell like bone broth for a while. 547 00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,984 So did you talk to your friend? 548 00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:09,900 Any chance he'll reconsider investing? 549 00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:11,474 Yeah, that's not happening. 550 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:13,958 He said that was the most scared he's ever been, 551 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,788 and he was on that plane that landed on the Hudson. 552 00:18:15,872 --> 00:18:17,006 I guess that's it. 553 00:18:17,091 --> 00:18:19,411 I'm never gonna make my $11,000 back. 554 00:18:19,496 --> 00:18:21,997 Actually, I called another guy from my gym. 555 00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,435 He wants to buy the domain 556 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,537 workplacebonebuds.com off of you. 557 00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:26,486 That's amazing! 558 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:28,105 I can't believe you found someone else 559 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:30,380 who runs a bone broth company with a coworker. 560 00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:31,324 What are the odds? 561 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,104 No, obviously he wants to make a website 562 00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,444 that helps people hook up with their coworkers. 563 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:37,771 - I don't see it. - Charles. 564 00:18:37,856 --> 00:18:40,107 It's called workplacebonebuds.com. 565 00:18:40,192 --> 00:18:42,107 All I hear is friendship and broth. 566 00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:43,701 But yeah, I mean he wants to burn his money, 567 00:18:43,785 --> 00:18:45,356 I'll light the match. Yeah, tell him to call me. 568 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,560 His loss. 569 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:48,466 So what's your plan here, Kingston? 570 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:49,479 You gonna torture me? 571 00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:51,487 You gonna put my beard back on and rip it off again? 572 00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,416 No, I'm gonna cut off each one of your fingers 573 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,237 until you tell me who the rat is. 574 00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:56,952 I see. Well that's bad news, 575 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,626 because I don't know who the rat is, 576 00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:00,392 and I need all my fingers if I'm gonna beat Wario. 577 00:19:00,477 --> 00:19:01,907 - You can't beat Wario? - You can? 578 00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:02,994 - How do you do it? - It's simple. 579 00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,389 When he's approaching, you just tap the... 580 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:05,899 Damn it! 581 00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:07,594 Motion detector! I'm sorry, what do you tap? 582 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,494 - Get up, let's go! - Kingston! 583 00:19:09,603 --> 00:19:12,002 What do you tap? What do you tap? 584 00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:14,906 NYPD! NYPD! 585 00:19:14,997 --> 00:19:17,133 Split up! Cover the exits! 586 00:19:19,388 --> 00:19:21,080 - Freeze! - Captain! 587 00:19:21,197 --> 00:19:23,291 - Captain! - He's not getting away! 588 00:19:23,376 --> 00:19:26,643 - He took my dog! - Oh, my God. 589 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:27,962 It's happening! 590 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,321 Aah! 591 00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:44,291 Oh, I see you have a knife. 592 00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:46,705 But what you need is an umbrella. 593 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,534 Tell him why. Tell him why! 594 00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:53,571 'Cause there's a **** storm gonna rain down on you, punk. 595 00:20:00,758 --> 00:20:01,944 Ooh. 596 00:20:06,755 --> 00:20:08,118 My goodness. 597 00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:19,572 - Awh! - Ooo-hoo-hoo! 598 00:20:29,337 --> 00:20:34,127 You took the wrong fluffy boy! 599 00:20:39,369 --> 00:20:40,901 He's done. Cuff him. 600 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:42,034 Yes, sir. 601 00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:47,658 That was the single coolest thing that has ever happened. 602 00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:48,797 Relax, Peralta. 603 00:20:48,882 --> 00:20:50,801 That wasn't even the coolest thing I've ever done. 604 00:20:50,886 --> 00:20:52,080 What have you done that's cooler? 605 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:53,932 It was the '80s. It was nothing, I mean, 606 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:55,371 they made a movie out of it, but whatever. 607 00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,246 What? What movie? 608 00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:57,454 I don't remember the title. 609 00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,002 Uh, there was a crime on a plane, I was a passenger. 610 00:21:00,087 --> 00:21:02,502 - Was it "Passenger 57?" - I honestly don't know. 611 00:21:02,587 --> 00:21:04,041 It had to have been. Just say it was that. 612 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:06,166 You know, Peralta, sometimes I don't understand 613 00:21:06,251 --> 00:21:08,047 the words coming out of your mouth. 614 00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:09,361 Oh, my God, was it "Rush Hour?" 615 00:21:09,446 --> 00:21:10,252 - What? - No. 616 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:12,547 You know what? I'm too old for this crap. 617 00:21:13,602 --> 00:21:17,479 It was "Lethal Weapon?" Sir, are you Murtaugh? 618 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,298 Does that make me Riggs? 619 00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:23,273 I'm Riggs! 620 00:21:23,757 --> 00:21:25,391 Fremulon. 621 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:27,297 Not a doctor. Shh.