1 00:00:03,772 --> 00:00:05,652 And those of you patrolling 7th avenue, 2 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:07,874 please be aware of the new pedal pubs. 3 00:00:07,959 --> 00:00:09,442 They're bike-powered mobile bars 4 00:00:09,527 --> 00:00:11,419 that are very popular with bachelorette parties. 5 00:00:11,504 --> 00:00:14,178 But unfortunately they have led to a dramatic increase 6 00:00:14,263 --> 00:00:17,055 in the rarely seen case of female public urination. 7 00:00:17,139 --> 00:00:18,354 - Resist. - That's everything, 8 00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:20,689 but before we go home, but quick reminder that today 9 00:00:20,883 --> 00:00:23,482 is Sergeant Santiago's last day before maternity leave. 10 00:00:24,618 --> 00:00:25,832 We'll see you in three months. 11 00:00:25,916 --> 00:00:28,189 She gets three months off? Can I take a maternity leave? 12 00:00:28,273 --> 00:00:29,913 Are you giving birth to a baby? 13 00:00:29,998 --> 00:00:31,289 I'm having a seven pound mass 14 00:00:31,374 --> 00:00:32,898 removed from my abdomen next week. 15 00:00:33,131 --> 00:00:34,697 Yeah, never ask Scully questions. 16 00:00:34,782 --> 00:00:36,749 - That's on me, guys! - Dismissed. 17 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:41,684 So, have you guys decided on a name yet? 18 00:00:41,769 --> 00:00:43,602 We're not telling people until he's born. 19 00:00:43,687 --> 00:00:45,062 Not the baby's name... my name. What's he gonna call me? 20 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:48,383 Uncle Chuck? Unky C? Ooh... Chee-Chee, so he says it early? 21 00:00:48,468 --> 00:00:49,534 Maybe just Charles. 22 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:51,352 Wait, so my dad gets to be his "Pop-Pop," 23 00:00:51,437 --> 00:00:52,336 but I'm just "Charles?" 24 00:00:52,421 --> 00:00:54,240 Your dad does not get to be his "Pop-Pop." 25 00:00:54,325 --> 00:00:56,909 Well I hope you're prepared to make that phone call. 26 00:00:58,066 --> 00:00:59,524 Uh, what was that? 27 00:00:59,928 --> 00:01:02,177 Wow, all of Brooklyn lost power. 28 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,013 You know, I've always kind of liked blackouts. 29 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:06,165 Listen to how quiet it is. It's so peaceful. 30 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,161 Nope, it immediately turned into a purge. 31 00:01:10,246 --> 00:01:11,810 Way to go, New York. All right, let's suit up! 32 00:01:15,723 --> 00:01:17,826 Episode Title: "Lights Out" 33 00:01:20,540 --> 00:01:22,962 Aired on: April 23, 2020 34 00:01:29,123 --> 00:01:31,121 Sync corrections by srjanapala 35 00:01:31,999 --> 00:01:33,404 Maybe it's not so bad out there. 36 00:01:33,489 --> 00:01:34,678 I mean, none of our phone are ringing. 37 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:35,844 That's because all the cell towers are down. 38 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,760 Nobody has landlines anymore, so they can't call in. 39 00:01:37,844 --> 00:01:39,879 Huh, really makes you think about society's reliance 40 00:01:39,964 --> 00:01:41,385 on modern technology, doesn't it? 41 00:01:41,552 --> 00:01:42,598 No. Yeah, me neither. 42 00:01:42,683 --> 00:01:43,675 I just thought maybe that's how you see it. 43 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,085 Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on! 44 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,516 We have to engage in blackout protocol. 45 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,951 I'm surprised, those guys are really springing into action. 46 00:01:50,035 --> 00:01:51,575 Nope, they're just eating all the food in the fridge 47 00:01:51,659 --> 00:01:53,300 - before it goes bad. - There's a dozen sandwiches here, 48 00:01:53,384 --> 00:01:55,000 - I don't know what kind. - I'll figure it out later. 49 00:01:55,084 --> 00:01:56,053 Just start chewing. 50 00:01:56,138 --> 00:01:56,930 Yeah, they suck. 51 00:01:57,014 --> 00:01:58,543 So, only Captain Holt or Terry 52 00:01:58,628 --> 00:02:00,455 can initiate actual blackout protocol, 53 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:01,860 but I don't see them anywhere. 54 00:02:01,945 --> 00:02:04,334 Guys? Where did our dads go? 55 00:02:04,419 --> 00:02:06,652 Hello? Anyone? 56 00:02:06,737 --> 00:02:08,533 We're stuck in the elevator! 57 00:02:08,618 --> 00:02:09,867 Can't you yell any louder? 58 00:02:09,951 --> 00:02:11,633 Use those big strong lungs you're always flexing. 59 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:12,654 These are my pecs. 60 00:02:12,739 --> 00:02:14,433 So this is all just for show then. 61 00:02:14,518 --> 00:02:15,706 It has no functional purpose. 62 00:02:15,791 --> 00:02:17,373 I mean, I am pretty strong. 63 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:18,883 Good, then rip those doors open. 64 00:02:19,789 --> 00:02:21,591 - I can't do that. - Oh, well at least you haven't 65 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,633 dedicated a significant portion of your life 66 00:02:23,718 --> 00:02:24,768 to looking like this. 67 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,014 - What is with you? - I'm sorry. 68 00:02:27,141 --> 00:02:29,622 This is a nightmare of mine. 69 00:02:29,924 --> 00:02:32,119 I have a phobia of elevators. 70 00:02:32,204 --> 00:02:34,804 It stems from a traumatic experience I had as a child. 71 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:37,465 They only perform rated-load testing 72 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:40,758 on city elevators every five years? 73 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:43,022 Oh, my. 74 00:02:43,107 --> 00:02:46,339 That was the last time I read the municipal code before bed. 75 00:02:46,452 --> 00:02:47,604 But... 76 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,184 the damage was done. 77 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,240 Wait, look at this, sir. I think we'll be fine. 78 00:02:51,325 --> 00:02:52,926 It was inspected four months ago. 79 00:02:53,011 --> 00:02:56,086 By Walter Beverly, the clown prince 80 00:02:56,171 --> 00:02:57,109 of the Department of Buildings. 81 00:02:57,194 --> 00:02:59,271 You've made it so much worse. Help! 82 00:02:59,356 --> 00:03:00,689 Help! 83 00:03:00,774 --> 00:03:02,113 Yeah, they're trapped in there. 84 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:03,728 Oh no, that means we have to call 85 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:05,193 the fire department. 86 00:03:05,462 --> 00:03:07,981 Or, hear me out, we leave them in there forever, 87 00:03:08,066 --> 00:03:08,941 and move on emotionally. 88 00:03:09,026 --> 00:03:10,978 No. Call the fire department. 89 00:03:11,118 --> 00:03:12,533 All right, as the highest ranking officer 90 00:03:12,617 --> 00:03:14,117 not trapped in a box, I'll take charge. 91 00:03:14,201 --> 00:03:15,420 Uh, shouldn't you be taking it easy? 92 00:03:15,504 --> 00:03:17,363 Your shift's over. You're on maternity leave. 93 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,642 - As the baby's Chee-Chee... - Charles, I'm fine, 94 00:03:19,747 --> 00:03:21,109 and this is an emergency. 95 00:03:21,194 --> 00:03:22,741 Subways aren't running, and we're gonna have 96 00:03:22,825 --> 00:03:23,794 a lot of people on the street. 97 00:03:23,878 --> 00:03:24,920 So I'm gonna call Mounted Division 98 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:25,769 to help with crowd control. 99 00:03:25,854 --> 00:03:27,321 But that's Sergeant Peanut Butter's unit. 100 00:03:27,405 --> 00:03:29,488 No one wants to work with that condescending dick. 101 00:03:29,573 --> 00:03:31,280 Okay, first of all, he's a horse, 102 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:32,782 so he can't be condescending. 103 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:34,760 Ugh, oh-ho, he's got you people fooled. 104 00:03:34,845 --> 00:03:36,000 Secondly... 105 00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:38,513 - He's a lieutenant now. - What? How? 106 00:03:38,598 --> 00:03:40,527 Charles, get it together. I want you and Jake 107 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:41,980 to go to the Gowanus power substation. 108 00:03:42,064 --> 00:03:43,463 That's where the transformer exploded. 109 00:03:43,547 --> 00:03:44,905 Work with ESU, get us a timetable 110 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:46,533 for the power being restored, and hurry! 111 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,161 Wow, look at my pregnant wife taking charge. 112 00:03:48,245 --> 00:03:49,956 I don't know whether to be proud or turned on. 113 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,040 I said hurry. Oh, my God, it's both. 114 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:54,816 Hey, what happened? 115 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,442 Someone lost control of their car, 116 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,677 jumped the curb, went through the fence, 117 00:03:57,761 --> 00:03:59,051 and rammed into the transformer. 118 00:03:59,136 --> 00:04:00,991 Guy must have been drunk. There was an empty bottle 119 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,068 of vodka on the floor of the car. 120 00:04:02,153 --> 00:04:03,638 Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities. 121 00:04:03,722 --> 00:04:05,347 One, he was vaporized into a being 122 00:04:05,432 --> 00:04:07,095 of pure electricity, becoming a supervillian 123 00:04:07,179 --> 00:04:08,391 known only as "The Surge Freak." 124 00:04:08,475 --> 00:04:10,287 - Seems unlikely. - Yeah, I know, Officer Rick, 125 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:11,794 that's why I said there were two possibilities. 126 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:14,044 He probably just hobbled off so he wouldn't get a DUI. 127 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,765 Here, we'll follow this very obvious trail of blood. 128 00:04:16,849 --> 00:04:17,864 Happy now? 129 00:04:17,949 --> 00:04:19,574 Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid 130 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,455 joyless approach to life. Come on. 131 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:26,002 - I can't see anything. - Me neither. 132 00:04:26,087 --> 00:04:27,837 We'll just have to rely on our other senses. 133 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:29,213 I call smell. 134 00:04:29,298 --> 00:04:30,964 Okay, really jumped on that one. 135 00:04:31,049 --> 00:04:32,465 I wasn't gonna fight you for smell. 136 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:33,717 I figured we'd just listen for sounds. 137 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:35,566 Pfft, good luck with that. 138 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,587 Hmm. 139 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:40,904 Yeah. 140 00:04:42,612 --> 00:04:44,190 Mm-hmm. 141 00:04:44,275 --> 00:04:45,867 Okay. How's it going over there? 142 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:46,835 You hearing anything? 143 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,794 Yeah, I'm hearing you and your creepy sniffs. 144 00:04:48,879 --> 00:04:51,170 Really? Well I'm smelling a lot of jealousy 145 00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:52,630 coming from your direction. 146 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:54,087 Sound to the left. Smell to the left. 147 00:04:55,592 --> 00:04:56,966 hands up! 148 00:04:58,346 --> 00:05:00,175 Oh, yeah, we got him. 149 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,343 Charles. 150 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:03,252 Aw, this ice cream is melting. 151 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:05,356 Who cares? We can drink melted ice cream. 152 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:06,566 We can't eat spoiled ham. 153 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:07,955 We have to prioritize! 154 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,212 What if we combine them? 155 00:05:09,297 --> 00:05:11,255 Wrap the ice cream in the ham like a taquito. 156 00:05:11,524 --> 00:05:14,732 This man. This man is my best friend. 157 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,344 You two are the worst people to have around in an emergency. 158 00:05:17,429 --> 00:05:18,859 I literally can't imagine a scenario 159 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:19,826 where you'd be helpful. 160 00:05:19,911 --> 00:05:21,956 Murder at a Cinnabon. Who would you call? 161 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:23,791 Someone who wouldn't be distracted by the frosting. 162 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,555 Yeah, I do love that frosting. 163 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,467 Hey Diaz, heard you guys needed help 164 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,137 - from some real heroes. - Please. 165 00:05:29,222 --> 00:05:31,722 Firefighters are basically just EMTs who all live together 166 00:05:31,806 --> 00:05:33,282 - and sleep in bunk beds. - Correction. 167 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,906 It's a professional, multi-tiered, 168 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:36,199 shared sleeping set-up. 169 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,425 You're describing bunk beds. 170 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:38,660 Just get the people out of the elevator. 171 00:05:38,743 --> 00:05:40,454 We should have all ambulances on call. 172 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:42,729 I want an open line of communication with DOT, 173 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:44,396 and I want someone from the DA down here 174 00:05:44,504 --> 00:05:45,753 so we don't get cases thrown out. 175 00:05:45,837 --> 00:05:47,587 I need a pair of sweatpants, and check again 176 00:05:47,671 --> 00:05:49,022 on that status update from ESU. 177 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:51,105 All right, go go go! 178 00:05:51,379 --> 00:05:52,545 What do you need the sweatpants for? 179 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:54,354 My water just broke, which reminds me, 180 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:55,495 we should be prepared to distribute 181 00:05:55,579 --> 00:05:56,724 emergency water and food. 182 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:58,476 Your water just broke? 183 00:06:01,705 --> 00:06:03,758 We need to go to a hospital right now. 184 00:06:03,843 --> 00:06:05,415 I don't want a burst happening around me. 185 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,560 - It's way too gross. - I'm nowhere near giving birth. 186 00:06:07,644 --> 00:06:09,159 I haven't even lost my mucus plug. 187 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,853 Amy, you need to get the **** out of here. 188 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,179 I'm sorry my baby grosses you out, Rosa. 189 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,022 I'm excited to meet your baby when it's clean 190 00:06:15,106 --> 00:06:16,622 and wearing clothes, and not blasting out of you 191 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:18,198 like some half-Cuban Jimmy Neutron. 192 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:19,733 I'm just at the start of my labor. 193 00:06:19,818 --> 00:06:20,835 I haven't even had my first 194 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:21,981 contrac... 195 00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:27,758 - ... tion. - Was that a contraction? 196 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:29,014 No. 197 00:06:29,099 --> 00:06:30,862 That was just a crazy yawn. 198 00:06:31,175 --> 00:06:32,520 Fine, look... I don't have to go 199 00:06:32,605 --> 00:06:33,789 to the hospital until my contractions 200 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:35,057 are three minutes apart and last 201 00:06:35,141 --> 00:06:36,327 for at least 45 seconds. 202 00:06:36,412 --> 00:06:38,738 Yeah, but don't you need to go home and pack some stuff? 203 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:40,137 I'll be fine. 204 00:06:40,222 --> 00:06:42,541 Scully, you have a hospital go-bag at your desk, right? 205 00:06:42,626 --> 00:06:45,155 Yep, what do you need? One-day, three-day, coma kit? 206 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,747 I rest my case. 207 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,167 Peralta, you there? Yeah, what's up? 208 00:06:49,252 --> 00:06:50,268 You gotta get back here right now. 209 00:06:50,352 --> 00:06:51,126 Amy's water broke. 210 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,311 - What? When? - What? When? 211 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:54,459 - Did she lose her mucus plug? - Did she lose her mucus plug? 212 00:06:54,543 --> 00:06:55,792 I can't believe you're making me say this, but 213 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:58,126 she thinks she lost her mucus plug yesterday, 214 00:06:58,211 --> 00:06:59,912 but mistook it for normal discharge. 215 00:06:59,997 --> 00:07:01,871 How thick was it? Was it clear or milky? 216 00:07:01,956 --> 00:07:03,558 Was it bloody? Was it "the bloody show?" 217 00:07:03,643 --> 00:07:05,471 Jake, I think it's very cool that you've learned this, 218 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,000 very progressive. Charles, I think you know 219 00:07:07,084 --> 00:07:08,927 you crossed a line. Just get back here, now! 220 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,332 Copy. This is it. 221 00:07:10,417 --> 00:07:11,999 My purpose is clear. 222 00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:13,290 I was put on this Earth 223 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:15,458 to get you back in time to see your baby's birth. 224 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:18,488 I mean, you're a grown man with your own hopes and dreams. 225 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:21,867 My purpose is clear. 226 00:07:21,952 --> 00:07:23,536 Okay. Excuse me, 227 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:26,036 my apartment is on the seventh floor, 228 00:07:26,121 --> 00:07:28,314 and the elevator isn't working. 229 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:29,757 I'm getting cold. 230 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:31,238 Well, we're headed back to our precinct. 231 00:07:31,322 --> 00:07:33,138 There's emergency power if you want to wait there 232 00:07:33,222 --> 00:07:34,430 for the lights to come back on. 233 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:35,658 I'll get in back. 234 00:07:35,743 --> 00:07:39,076 I'm Dorothy, but my friends call me Dotty. 235 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:43,276 Although these days there are fewer and fewer of them. 236 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:44,791 Charles? Uh, this is great, Dotty, 237 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:45,624 but we're kind of in a hurry. 238 00:07:45,709 --> 00:07:47,062 My wife just went into labor and I want to get there 239 00:07:47,146 --> 00:07:48,466 - in time for the birth. - Why? 240 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,901 The only man in the room should be the doctor. 241 00:07:51,074 --> 00:07:52,750 Okay. All the dad needs to do 242 00:07:52,835 --> 00:07:55,661 is to make the money and have a nice, thick belt 243 00:07:55,746 --> 00:07:57,387 for when it's time to teach him a lesson. 244 00:07:57,472 --> 00:07:58,908 My dad hit me with a belt. 245 00:07:58,993 --> 00:08:00,493 Soon as I got big enough, 246 00:08:00,578 --> 00:08:01,663 I shot him. 247 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,770 Wow, what a fun group for this, 248 00:08:03,855 --> 00:08:05,771 the most important day of my life. 249 00:08:09,014 --> 00:08:11,256 Don't worry, fire department's on the job. 250 00:08:11,341 --> 00:08:13,457 Hear that, Jeffords? We're gonna die in here. 251 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:15,298 We're marked for death! 252 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,186 Okay, calm down, I have an idea. 253 00:08:17,271 --> 00:08:19,312 When my parents would fight and my dad got scary, 254 00:08:19,439 --> 00:08:21,423 I would take my little brother upstairs 255 00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:22,806 and to distract him, 256 00:08:22,891 --> 00:08:24,646 I'd teach him dance moves. 257 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:27,322 What kind of dance moves? 258 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:28,698 Mostly '80s hip-hop. 259 00:08:28,782 --> 00:08:29,938 He loved Salt-N-Pepa. 260 00:08:30,023 --> 00:08:31,364 No, I won't be doing that. 261 00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,908 Salt and pepper, you say? 262 00:08:36,993 --> 00:08:40,572 Ugh, we haven't moved. Why is there so much traffic? 263 00:08:40,657 --> 00:08:43,433 Stupid Uber, New York used to be a paradise of open road. 264 00:08:43,518 --> 00:08:46,438 Try the siren again. 265 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:49,452 In my day, people respected police. 266 00:08:49,537 --> 00:08:51,425 They respect us; they just have nowhere to go. 267 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:53,967 God knows they won't go back to their own country. 268 00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:55,594 Dotty, I really wish you weren't such a big part 269 00:08:55,678 --> 00:08:57,198 - of my son's birth story. - We should walk. 270 00:08:57,282 --> 00:08:59,440 It's only 27 blocks, it's gotta be faster than this. 271 00:09:03,175 --> 00:09:04,822 I mean, it's a little bit faster. 272 00:09:04,907 --> 00:09:07,323 Is it? Hey, Dotty, just weighing our options here. 273 00:09:07,407 --> 00:09:09,094 Have you ever been worn like a backpack? 274 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:11,492 Okay, okay, you take the perp back to the precinct. 275 00:09:11,576 --> 00:09:13,031 - I'll stay here with her, - Are you sure? 276 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:14,365 Just remember to tell your son 277 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:15,892 what Chee-Chee did here tonight. 278 00:09:16,491 --> 00:09:17,531 How you feeling about Chee-Chee 279 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:18,765 having said it out loud a few times? 280 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:20,327 I am loving it! 281 00:09:20,412 --> 00:09:21,856 Help, I need help! 282 00:09:21,941 --> 00:09:23,293 Jake, we don't have time. We'll call it in. 283 00:09:23,377 --> 00:09:24,276 Let someone else handle it. 284 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:25,851 No, we can't ignore a cry for help. 285 00:09:25,936 --> 00:09:27,264 We can handcuff him to the railing 286 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,725 Dotty, call out if you need anything. 287 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,698 I'd feel safer if you just shot him. 288 00:09:30,782 --> 00:09:31,782 Dotty, no. 289 00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,450 We're not gonna shoot him! 290 00:09:33,756 --> 00:09:35,530 Hey, what's the update from OEM 291 00:09:35,615 --> 00:09:36,772 about the power coming back on? 292 00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:37,902 Yeah, they're working on it. So, listen, 293 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:39,152 I've been timing your contractions. 294 00:09:39,236 --> 00:09:40,365 What? How? 295 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,073 I've been hiding them so well. 296 00:09:42,157 --> 00:09:43,209 No, you have not. 297 00:09:43,294 --> 00:09:44,668 There's too much radio chatter. 298 00:09:44,753 --> 00:09:47,420 Let's try to keep non-emergency communications down to a... 299 00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:51,330 Minimum. 300 00:09:51,415 --> 00:09:53,217 They're happening every five minutes 301 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,115 and they're lasting 20 seconds. Your baby's coming. 302 00:09:55,199 --> 00:09:56,839 It's still not active labor. 303 00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:58,698 Don't worry! I'm not gonna have the baby 304 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,531 here and get placenta all over your desk 305 00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:02,054 or whatever it is that you're afraid of. 306 00:10:02,138 --> 00:10:04,031 Wait, is placenta something that can get all over? 307 00:10:04,115 --> 00:10:05,237 Actually, technically... 308 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:06,603 You know what, don't answer that, I don't wanna know. 309 00:10:06,687 --> 00:10:09,560 I promise I will go to the hospital as soon as... 310 00:10:11,425 --> 00:10:13,395 Amy, just make the noise. You're not fooling anybody. 311 00:10:19,529 --> 00:10:20,864 you called for help? 312 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:22,656 Yes, my neighbor fell down the stairs. 313 00:10:22,740 --> 00:10:24,093 I think he hit his head real bad. 314 00:10:24,178 --> 00:10:26,552 Ah. It's a concussion, for sure. 315 00:10:26,637 --> 00:10:27,902 All right, we'll bring him with us to the precinct. 316 00:10:27,986 --> 00:10:28,838 Someone can help him there. 317 00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:30,252 That'll slow us down. Yeah, but we should 318 00:10:30,336 --> 00:10:32,203 still make it as long as nothing else goes wrong. 319 00:10:33,657 --> 00:10:35,082 Oh, fun. Loud gunshots. 320 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:37,065 What happened? She shot me! 321 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:38,365 She shot me in the leg. 322 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:40,451 - You made a sudden motion. - I sneezed! 323 00:10:40,536 --> 00:10:42,778 Okay, Dotty, what do you have a gun for? 324 00:10:42,863 --> 00:10:44,736 To protect myself. 325 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:46,727 Cops are all wimps now. 326 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,228 My wife is having a baby 327 00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:52,396 and I have to be there to brush her hair. 328 00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:53,867 I wasn't gonna brush her hair. 329 00:10:53,952 --> 00:10:55,327 You weren't? 330 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:57,564 All right, look, Dotty, you're under arrest. 331 00:10:57,649 --> 00:10:59,523 Jake, we gotta go. I can't walk on this leg. 332 00:10:59,608 --> 00:11:01,071 Great, then we're stuck here. 333 00:11:01,156 --> 00:11:02,994 We're never gonna make it back to the precinct. 334 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,145 Yeah we are. I have an idea. 335 00:11:06,713 --> 00:11:10,462 Pedal Pub coming through! I'm on my way, Amy! 336 00:11:19,824 --> 00:11:21,932 Thanks for letting us hijack your bachelorette party. 337 00:11:22,017 --> 00:11:23,241 Oh, it's what we do. 338 00:11:23,325 --> 00:11:25,124 We're, like, so random. 339 00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:27,060 Yeah, in Red Bank, where we're from, 340 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,940 everyone's like, "Uh-oh, here comes trouble." 341 00:11:30,025 --> 00:11:31,391 Wait, we have to stop. 342 00:11:31,476 --> 00:11:32,969 No, no, no... no stopping. Why are we stopping? 343 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:34,958 I lost both my shoes back there. 344 00:11:35,051 --> 00:11:37,899 - I gotta go find them. - Oh! 345 00:11:38,477 --> 00:11:39,604 Update. 346 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,529 I still have one shoe on, 347 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:43,224 but I think I broke my ankle. 348 00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:45,782 But I'm gonna still try to find the other one. 349 00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:47,812 Guys, this is taking way too long. 350 00:11:47,897 --> 00:11:49,428 When she gets back, we have to pedal faster. 351 00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:51,418 Sorry, I have a gunshot wound in my leg. 352 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,478 It didn't even hit bone, you sissy. 353 00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:56,241 Oh, if you're in pain, here have some of this. 354 00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:57,966 It's bubblegum flavored gin. 355 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,605 I can't. I'm two years sober. 356 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:00,799 What? No you're not. You got drunk 357 00:12:00,883 --> 00:12:02,359 and crashed into the power plant. 358 00:12:02,539 --> 00:12:04,709 Yeah, that was a relapse. I fell off the wagon. 359 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:07,128 Okay, so you're clearly lying, which means... 360 00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:08,761 you planted the bottle of vodka. 361 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:10,648 Which means the crash wasn't an accident. 362 00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:12,102 And you caused the blackout on purpose, why? 363 00:12:12,186 --> 00:12:13,154 I don't know what you're talking about. 364 00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,387 I just drank too much and that was... 365 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,744 She's fingering my wound! 366 00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:19,031 Tell us what you're up to. 367 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,406 The banks! We're hitting all the banks on Union. 368 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,407 Dotty, stop. Please let go. 369 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,651 Dotty, that's against the law. 370 00:12:23,736 --> 00:12:25,079 I am the law. 371 00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:26,359 What made you like this? 372 00:12:26,444 --> 00:12:27,703 All right, Charles. We gotta stop them. 373 00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:29,194 We can't. That's in the wrong direction. 374 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:31,012 - That's away from Amy. - But it's near the hospital. 375 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:32,479 We can pedal down there, stop the robberies, 376 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:33,970 and then I'll meet her at First Presbyterian. 377 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,265 That's perfect. Okay, 378 00:12:35,349 --> 00:12:39,074 so I didn't find my other shoe, but I did meet Luis. 379 00:12:39,447 --> 00:12:41,087 He told me he's Aquaman. 380 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:43,427 Bit of a stretch, but welcome to the team, Luis! 381 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:44,591 Let's do it! 382 00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,878 Okay, your contractions are three minutes apart. 383 00:12:46,963 --> 00:12:48,120 It's officially time to go to the hospital. 384 00:12:48,204 --> 00:12:49,453 Not yet. 385 00:12:49,538 --> 00:12:52,325 Do you know how thin your cervix is right now? 386 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,060 Yeah, I'm worried, so I started reading the book 387 00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:55,401 I found on Jake's desk. 388 00:12:55,486 --> 00:12:58,171 I do not want to be around when page 53 happens! 389 00:12:58,256 --> 00:13:00,496 Hank wants to know if we can cut emergency power 390 00:13:00,581 --> 00:13:02,417 - to the third floor. - Let me talk to him. 391 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:03,481 Hey! 392 00:13:03,566 --> 00:13:04,766 If you page 53 in front me, 393 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,266 our relationship will never be the same. 394 00:13:06,349 --> 00:13:08,615 Make sure you don't look at page 214. 395 00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:10,615 What? Why? 396 00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:14,256 Mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop. 397 00:13:14,497 --> 00:13:15,910 Comb your hair. 398 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,878 Now typing motion, pull it back. 399 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,868 Jump forward, pelvic pump. 400 00:13:19,953 --> 00:13:21,000 You got it! 401 00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:22,819 Now, all we need to do is run it all together 402 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,941 - and do it at full speed. - I must say, Jeffords, 403 00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:26,144 this dancing is quite distracting. 404 00:13:26,228 --> 00:13:28,289 I've completely forgotten that we're trapped here 405 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,100 in this death box inspected by 406 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,496 Bozo Beverly between clown shows. 407 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:34,462 You know what, sir? I don't think 408 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,407 you are thrusting your butt enough 409 00:13:37,491 --> 00:13:38,907 before the name in lights. 410 00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,407 Yes, yes. I felt that. 411 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,993 God, I love that note. 412 00:13:43,514 --> 00:13:44,573 Back to the top. 413 00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:47,185 I'll count us in. Five, six, seven, eight. 414 00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:48,877 put your hands in the air! 415 00:13:49,026 --> 00:13:50,362 You're under arrest. We'll read you your rights 416 00:13:50,446 --> 00:13:52,015 on the Pedal Pub. Charles? 417 00:13:52,506 --> 00:13:55,241 Come on, put on the zip-ties. Move, move, move! 418 00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:57,183 Hey, what's taking so long? 419 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:59,633 Look, I can do it safely or I can do it quickly. 420 00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:02,466 - Do it quickly. - Oh, I can't do it quickly. 421 00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:03,801 You called my bluff. 422 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,259 Oh, the lights are on. 423 00:14:11,690 --> 00:14:13,618 We will never speak of this again. 424 00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:16,906 Status update: I called in every officer I could. 425 00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:18,740 I green-lit double shifts and overtime. 426 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,699 We're coordinating with the 9-6 on traffic control. 427 00:14:20,783 --> 00:14:23,009 We haven't processed anyone, so there's a backlog of perps 428 00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:24,671 on the third floor, and I have to go to the hospital 429 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:25,629 because my water broke. 430 00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:27,831 You're having a baby? Amy, this is so wond... 431 00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:33,949 We can just catch up after the baby comes. 432 00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:37,790 Wait, wait, wait, stop! The power's back. 433 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:41,810 Oh, yuck, none of you are cute with the lights fully on. 434 00:14:41,895 --> 00:14:43,386 You wanna play mean girl, Kayla? 435 00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:45,766 Two can play at that game. Let's talk about your bangs. 436 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,187 Charles, not now, I'm calling Amy. 437 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:48,865 - Jake? - Hey, Ames, 438 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:50,558 I'm so sorry we're not there yet, 439 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:51,769 but a guy fell down the stairs, 440 00:14:51,853 --> 00:14:52,822 and then the old lady shot a perp 441 00:14:52,907 --> 00:14:53,963 and then we stopped a bank robbery... 442 00:14:54,047 --> 00:14:55,781 - And I lost my shoe. - And Kayla lost her shoe, 443 00:14:55,865 --> 00:14:56,952 but we're almost to the hospital. 444 00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,231 Are you there yet? What room are you in? 445 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,393 The break room. 446 00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:00,759 What? Why? 447 00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:03,074 There isn't enough time. I have to have the baby here. 448 00:15:03,158 --> 00:15:05,511 But me and my crazy crew made it to the hospital. 449 00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,805 That's our birth story! 450 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,568 Oh! Screw your birth story, just get here! 451 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,922 You're giving birth at the precinct? 452 00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,828 - Is that safe? - It's gonna be okay. 453 00:15:16,913 --> 00:15:18,458 There's a bunch of firefighters here. 454 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,628 Right, and they're basically just glorified EMTs 455 00:15:20,713 --> 00:15:22,071 that live together and sleep in bunk beds. 456 00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:23,695 Jake, she's gonna be okay. 457 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:24,788 I just don't think she can talk right now. 458 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:25,999 Okay, just tell her that I love her 459 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,232 and that I'll get there as fast as I can. 460 00:15:27,316 --> 00:15:28,925 Hey, Amy, can we have a second? 461 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:30,844 Joe, I'm kind of in the middle of something, 462 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:39,857 Oh yeah? Well ******** yourself! 463 00:15:39,942 --> 00:15:41,774 All right, all right. Just come. 464 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,607 We have something to show you. 465 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,952 You made me a birthing suite? 466 00:15:49,037 --> 00:15:51,024 We've been napping at work for 20 years. 467 00:15:51,108 --> 00:15:53,066 We know how to create a relaxing space 468 00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:54,018 in a police station. 469 00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,296 Gurney. Fire blankets. 470 00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:56,983 Night stick for back massage. 471 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,519 - Soothing lighting. - AKA Scully's fart candles. 472 00:15:59,604 --> 00:16:00,971 I'm sorry I said you were worthless 473 00:16:01,056 --> 00:16:02,138 in an emergency. 474 00:16:02,223 --> 00:16:03,273 You two really came through. 475 00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:04,565 It's just nice to have a win 476 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,262 after what we went through today. 477 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,899 So many deviled eggs were lost, and for what? 478 00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:10,732 Hey, hey, you can't focus on that. 479 00:16:10,816 --> 00:16:12,524 There were hundreds of meatballs that were eaten 480 00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,261 - because of you! - I could've eaten more. 481 00:16:14,346 --> 00:16:15,596 - Just one more! - Guys? 482 00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:17,735 Not now, Amy. 483 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,617 How am I going to get back to the precinct? 484 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,006 This thing is way too slow. 485 00:16:21,091 --> 00:16:22,833 Not if we all band together and pedal like hell. 486 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,409 It's not gonna happen, Charles. 487 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:26,774 Dotty's asleep, Kayla's flirting with Luis, 488 00:16:26,858 --> 00:16:28,654 and Briana's peeing in a trash can. 489 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:30,083 That's illegal, Briana. 490 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,228 Oh, you know you love it. 491 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:34,410 I'm gonna miss the birth of my son. 492 00:16:34,944 --> 00:16:35,966 No, you're not. 493 00:16:36,051 --> 00:16:37,606 Look, I didn't want to have to do this, 494 00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,399 but there is someone I can call. 495 00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:40,540 Who? 496 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,000 Hello, Peanut Butter. 497 00:16:42,198 --> 00:16:44,053 I know we don't see eye-to-eye. 498 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,398 But we gotta put that behind us 499 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:46,719 - because my friend here... - Charles, 500 00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:47,779 the horse was a great idea 501 00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:49,363 but we don't have time for you to have a heart-to-heart with it. 502 00:16:49,447 --> 00:16:51,002 Sorry, I'm just very emotional, Jake. 503 00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:53,085 Take care of my friend, you four-legged bastard! 504 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:56,599 You know, now that I'm up here, 505 00:16:56,684 --> 00:16:57,597 I realize I don't know how to ride a horse. 506 00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:58,964 It's probably pretty self-explanatory, 507 00:16:59,048 --> 00:17:01,000 - Yah! - Right? Oh, no! 508 00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:04,065 Move! Everyone move, I don't know how to ride a horse! 509 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:09,399 Okay, Amy. I know you're in a lot of pain, 510 00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:10,774 but we don't have any meds here. 511 00:17:10,858 --> 00:17:12,190 You just gotta try not to focus on it. 512 00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:14,065 Can you distract her? I got this. 513 00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:16,359 Hey, Amy, they come out with any new binders recently? 514 00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:17,719 I don't want to talk about binders, Rosa. 515 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,000 All right, that was my big gun. 516 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,065 She's just gonna feel this. 517 00:17:20,149 --> 00:17:21,159 Not necessarily. 518 00:17:21,244 --> 00:17:22,668 I was just checking to see if there was anything 519 00:17:22,752 --> 00:17:24,516 we could do to help. And I hate to say it, 520 00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:26,099 but I think there is. 521 00:17:26,274 --> 00:17:28,613 Oh, you think he's gonna get me drugs from evidence? 522 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,064 Uh, no. 523 00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:32,813 Something way weirder is happening. 524 00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,024 Hit it, Jeffords. 525 00:17:34,107 --> 00:17:37,024 Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" playing... 526 00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:51,027 I am definitely distracted. 527 00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,459 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 528 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,083 I can see the head. Rosa, get over here. 529 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,357 I'm gonna need a second set of hands. 530 00:18:09,441 --> 00:18:10,753 No, no, no, she really doesn't wanna 531 00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:11,438 be down on that end. 532 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:12,671 No, it's okay. I got this. 533 00:18:12,756 --> 00:18:13,566 I can close my eyes, right? 534 00:18:13,650 --> 00:18:15,065 - Keep them open. - Oh, damn it. 535 00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:16,645 Just keep pushing, you're almost there. 536 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,970 Oh, but Jake's not here yet. 537 00:18:18,054 --> 00:18:19,414 Yes I am! I'm here. 538 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,441 Oh, Jake. I can't believe I made it. 539 00:18:21,525 --> 00:18:22,784 I'm gonna see the birth of my... 540 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,397 We're on page 53! 541 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,898 Babe, we're on page 53. 542 00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:26,899 I know! 543 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,349 I rode a horse. 544 00:18:35,561 --> 00:18:38,020 Well, we did it, Ames. 545 00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,662 We made the world's hottest baby. 546 00:18:40,817 --> 00:18:41,899 Say cute, Jake, 547 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,149 Nope. This kid is liquid fire. 548 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,456 Crazy to think that in just 17 short years 549 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:48,898 he's gonna be 6'7" 550 00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:50,607 and the number one draft pick for the Knicks. 551 00:18:50,691 --> 00:18:53,399 Aw, and that he's gonna pass up that opportunity 552 00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:55,050 to pursue his true passion... 553 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,463 library sciences. 554 00:18:56,548 --> 00:18:57,632 Well the important thing is, 555 00:18:57,716 --> 00:18:58,822 we'll support him no matter what. 556 00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:00,116 - Hmm. - Even if he's 557 00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,733 a huge, huge, nerd. 558 00:19:01,817 --> 00:19:03,448 Especially then. 559 00:19:05,472 --> 00:19:07,087 Are we gonna be okay at this? 560 00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:09,240 I mean, this entire day 561 00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:11,096 felt like a warning from the universe. 562 00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,291 I almost missed the birth, 563 00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:13,607 we had our baby at the precinct, 564 00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:15,232 a firefighter touched our child. 565 00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:17,566 You washed him off? Yeah, but I'll always know. 566 00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,619 Babe, we talked about this. 567 00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:21,531 Everyone balances work and kids. 568 00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:23,565 Yeah, but everyone's not a cop. 569 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,274 True, but... 570 00:19:25,358 --> 00:19:28,232 when our son wants to hear about the day he was born, 571 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,499 we get to tell him that his dad 572 00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:32,291 helped a bunch of people 573 00:19:32,376 --> 00:19:34,947 and foiled a bank robbery. 574 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,134 Guess that was kind of cool. 575 00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:40,273 And his mom managed a city-wide emergency 576 00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,237 while actually giving birth. 577 00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:47,224 I'm proud for our son to have you as a dad. 578 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,050 Me too. 579 00:19:50,026 --> 00:19:51,441 For you to be the mom. 580 00:19:51,579 --> 00:19:53,976 I wasn't just agreeing with the nice thing you said about me. 581 00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:55,529 I love you. 582 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,733 Love you too. 583 00:19:56,817 --> 00:19:59,462 Oh, my God, he's beautiful. 584 00:19:59,547 --> 00:20:01,843 Oh, Jake, he's got your face. 585 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,934 Charles, meet Mac. 586 00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,565 Short for McClane. 587 00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,940 As in Shirley? I love it. 588 00:20:08,024 --> 00:20:10,193 No, as in John, from "Die Hard." 589 00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:12,137 I mean, they're both incredibly cool. 590 00:20:12,222 --> 00:20:13,316 Only one Oscar winner. 591 00:20:13,401 --> 00:20:14,970 Thanks for getting Jake there in time. 592 00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:16,471 Oh, don't thank me. 593 00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:19,448 The real hero is Lieutenant Peanut Butter. 594 00:20:19,533 --> 00:20:21,449 No, it was all you, Charles. 595 00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:22,783 Or should I say... 596 00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:23,921 - Uncle Charles. - Chee-Chee. 597 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,203 Don't ruin this moment for yourself. 598 00:20:25,287 --> 00:20:26,864 Uncle Charles it is. 599 00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,436 - How's he doing? - He's perfect. 600 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,106 I see you changed. Oh yeah. 601 00:20:31,191 --> 00:20:33,065 That other outfit had a lot of afterbirth on it. 602 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,709 Also during-birth and pre-birth. 603 00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:35,606 The point is I burned it. 604 00:20:35,691 --> 00:20:37,021 Thanks for staying by my side. 605 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:38,509 I know it wasn't easy for you. 606 00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,134 It was worth it. I'm Auntie Ro-Ro. 607 00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:42,352 She gets to be Ro-Ro? Incredible. 608 00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:44,441 I've thrown seven years away for this. 609 00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:46,118 Captain, Lieutenant, 610 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,077 the dance was great, 611 00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:50,388 and it really helped, thank you. 612 00:20:50,473 --> 00:20:51,627 Dance? What dance? 613 00:20:51,712 --> 00:20:53,045 She doesn't know what she's talking about. 614 00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:54,420 Mommy brain much? 615 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:57,004 Captain Holt and I did a hip-hop dance routine. 616 00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:58,567 Oh. 617 00:20:58,877 --> 00:21:00,612 I see. You know what? 618 00:21:00,817 --> 00:21:02,065 I don't even care that I missed it, 619 00:21:02,149 --> 00:21:05,065 because right now, I am holding my son, 620 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,263 and there's nothing more important in the world than that. 621 00:21:07,347 --> 00:21:08,488 I have a video, if you wanna see it. 622 00:21:08,572 --> 00:21:10,164 Amy, hold this baby. Rosa, give me that phone. 623 00:21:10,248 --> 00:21:11,365 Give me that phone. 624 00:21:11,449 --> 00:21:12,450 Everyone wash your hands. 625 00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:14,365 Not a doctor. Shh. 626 00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:15,897 Fremulon. 627 00:21:18,586 --> 00:21:20,584 Sync corrections by srjanapala