1 00:00:04,076 --> 00:00:05,250 Hey, everybody. 2 00:00:05,275 --> 00:00:06,935 I got your text. What's the big emergency? 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,729 We need to talk about Captain Holt's love life. 4 00:00:08,754 --> 00:00:09,681 Come on, 5 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:10,987 you've missed being dragged 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,162 into your coworkers' personal lives, admit it. 7 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,598 It's true, I have. What's going on? 8 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,383 Captain Holt is in pain, and we need to help him 9 00:00:15,407 --> 00:00:17,613 - get back together with Kevin. - No, we don't. 10 00:00:17,638 --> 00:00:20,127 Holt is a very private person. We shouldn't get involved. 11 00:00:20,151 --> 00:00:21,650 Okay, you guys probably don't know this, 12 00:00:21,674 --> 00:00:23,304 but my parents got divorced when I was a kid, 13 00:00:23,328 --> 00:00:24,871 and it really messed me up. 14 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:26,089 - Yeah, we know. - Oh, my God. 15 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:27,221 What, do I talk about it a lot? 16 00:00:27,245 --> 00:00:28,342 It doesn't matter. The point is, 17 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,084 we can't let that happen to Daddy Holt and Daddy Kevin. 18 00:00:30,109 --> 00:00:31,660 So we're just dispensing with subtext now? 19 00:00:31,684 --> 00:00:33,575 Yes, this workplace is my family... was that not clear? 20 00:00:33,599 --> 00:00:35,272 Holt is my dad, you're my mean older sister, 21 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,360 Amy's my mom. 22 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,420 - What? - What did I say? 23 00:00:37,445 --> 00:00:39,494 - You said, "Amy is my mom." - Nobody said anything! 24 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:40,702 We don't have time for this, Amy. 25 00:00:40,727 --> 00:00:43,184 Now, who's gonna help me Parent Trap Holt and Kevin? 26 00:00:43,766 --> 00:00:44,765 Seriously? 27 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,291 Nobody's on board with my scheme? 28 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:47,631 Is it because I called it a scheme? 29 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:48,851 I can say something different. 30 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:50,200 Nobody's on board with my stratagem? 31 00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:51,549 - No. - Sorry, Jakey. 32 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,464 Look, Holt just needs us to be there for him. 33 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,510 Help him take his mind off of Kevin. 34 00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:56,990 He's always inviting us to his lake house 35 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:58,992 to go bird watching, but we never do it 36 00:00:59,016 --> 00:01:01,081 because it's, you know, birdwatching. 37 00:01:01,105 --> 00:01:03,039 - We could finally go. - He would love that. 38 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,998 Wow, stabbed in the back by my own mom. 39 00:01:05,022 --> 00:01:06,825 - What? - Wife! I said wife! 40 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,001 Why do you keep not hearing me? 41 00:01:08,025 --> 00:01:09,567 Whatever! Let's just do Terry's plan. 42 00:01:25,021 --> 00:01:29,021 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:30,047 --> 00:01:31,372 You know, I thought it over, 44 00:01:31,396 --> 00:01:32,634 and I gotta hand it to you guys: 45 00:01:32,658 --> 00:01:33,983 this trip is actually a really great idea. 46 00:01:34,007 --> 00:01:35,190 This is surprising. 47 00:01:35,215 --> 00:01:36,464 You're usually a lot more petulant 48 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:38,026 when we don't go along with your schemes. 49 00:01:38,051 --> 00:01:40,070 Stratagems. And I've grown up a lot, Terry. 50 00:01:40,095 --> 00:01:41,643 Uh, you do know 51 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,365 there's no phone reception at the lake house. 52 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:45,212 No! 53 00:01:45,236 --> 00:01:48,199 How am I gonna catch Pokémon? It doesn't matter. 54 00:01:48,815 --> 00:01:51,131 It's a community event weekend, so... 55 00:01:51,356 --> 00:01:52,480 - Hey. - Hey! 56 00:01:52,504 --> 00:01:53,709 How long is the drive up there? 57 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:54,786 I wanna time my edible 58 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,342 so it kicks in right when we arrive. 59 00:01:57,474 --> 00:01:58,463 - What? - Nothing. 60 00:01:58,488 --> 00:02:00,227 It's cool. I'm not gonna tell anybody. 61 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:01,508 I'm not a narc. 62 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:02,881 All right, you can tell people. 63 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,361 - Good, because I'm a narc. - I'm not a cop anymore, 64 00:02:04,385 --> 00:02:06,305 and I have a prescription for anxiety, so it's legal. 65 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,182 It'll be good for when all the drama starts. 66 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:09,366 Why do you think there's gonna be drama? 67 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:10,802 Oh, no, you're right. Whenever we go on 68 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:12,065 one of these group trips everything's totally normal 69 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:13,457 and there's never any big conflict. 70 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:14,589 Anyway, I'm just gonna pop one of these right now 71 00:02:14,613 --> 00:02:16,286 - for no reason. - I'm not looking. 72 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,421 Welcome to the Lake House. 73 00:02:20,445 --> 00:02:22,249 Where's the lake? I didn't see it on the way in. 74 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:24,077 That's because there's no lake up here. 75 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:25,513 But you said it was a lake house. 76 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,036 No, we called it The Lake House. 77 00:02:27,142 --> 00:02:28,827 It was once owned by Kirsopp Lake, 78 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:30,692 the scholar of textual criticism who wrote 79 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,040 "Dated Greek Manuscripts to the Year 1200." 80 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:35,218 Yeah, Terry, it's obviously named after Kirsopp Lake. 81 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:36,828 No one else was confused about that. 82 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,004 Hey, I'm gonna take Mac in, 83 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:39,046 and then I'll come back for the stuff. 84 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,093 - Okay. - Yeah. 85 00:02:40,117 --> 00:02:43,487 Let's see, Pack 'n Play, baby monitor, 86 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:45,533 white noise machine, sleep sack... 87 00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:47,535 Whoa, that's a lot of gear. 88 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:50,059 Yeah, it's our first time away from home with him, 89 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,582 and he's such a terrible sleeper. 90 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,193 Well, at least you're doing the smart thing 91 00:02:53,217 --> 00:02:54,759 and asking for my help. 92 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,980 - That is not what's happening. - Oh, I'm an expert, Amy. 93 00:02:57,005 --> 00:02:58,937 I basically raised ten nieces and nephews. 94 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:01,818 I've done it all: bottled, swaddled, and coddled. 95 00:03:01,843 --> 00:03:02,941 Let's just say 96 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,838 you're definitely gonna want my nip tips. 97 00:03:06,099 --> 00:03:07,366 Tips that nip a problem in the bud. 98 00:03:07,391 --> 00:03:08,867 Why don't you just say tips? 99 00:03:08,892 --> 00:03:11,536 Just the tips. Interesting. 100 00:03:11,561 --> 00:03:12,908 Oh, come on, man. 101 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:16,564 Oh, hey, Captain Holt, do you have the Wi-Fi network? 102 00:03:16,588 --> 00:03:18,174 I need to Facetime with Hitchcock. 103 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:20,300 Oh, there's no internet at the Lake House. 104 00:03:20,324 --> 00:03:22,215 - Then I'm alone. - We're all here. 105 00:03:22,239 --> 00:03:24,173 So you'll do the 64-round tournament 106 00:03:24,197 --> 00:03:26,088 Hitchcock and I designed to determine 107 00:03:26,112 --> 00:03:27,481 the best flavor of potato chip? 108 00:03:27,505 --> 00:03:28,743 No, that sounds like hell. 109 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:30,092 Now, let me give you all a tour. 110 00:03:30,116 --> 00:03:32,355 This is the sitting room. 111 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,575 We considered referring to it as a living room, 112 00:03:34,599 --> 00:03:36,353 but decided against it. 113 00:03:36,378 --> 00:03:37,753 Fascinating! 114 00:03:37,993 --> 00:03:39,449 This is the TV room. 115 00:03:39,503 --> 00:03:41,476 Or it was before we got rid of the TV. 116 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,927 Now it is also a sitting room. 117 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,429 Two sitting rooms? 118 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,181 Now this... this is why we bought the place. 119 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,794 The master sitting room. 120 00:03:49,818 --> 00:03:52,405 Wow, look at all this seating! 121 00:03:52,429 --> 00:03:54,021 Jake, can I talk to you for a second? 122 00:03:54,046 --> 00:03:55,633 What's going on? There is no way 123 00:03:55,658 --> 00:03:58,202 you are this enthusiastic about too many sitting rooms 124 00:03:58,227 --> 00:03:59,639 and lake houses that aren't lake houses. 125 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:01,486 I'm just trying to be there for Captain Holt. 126 00:04:01,569 --> 00:04:03,329 I understand that the weekend's not about me. 127 00:04:03,353 --> 00:04:04,548 Nope. You're up to something. 128 00:04:04,614 --> 00:04:05,897 I'm up to nothing, Terrence, 129 00:04:05,921 --> 00:04:07,290 and frankly, I resent the implication... 130 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,302 Hello? 131 00:04:08,327 --> 00:04:09,478 Okay, I'm up to something, Terrence. 132 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:10,471 Hello? 133 00:04:10,496 --> 00:04:11,761 I messed with Holt and Kevin's shared calendar. 134 00:04:11,786 --> 00:04:13,130 You know me so well! 135 00:04:13,743 --> 00:04:15,531 Oh, Kevin, what a surprise! 136 00:04:16,584 --> 00:04:18,083 Why are you all in my house? 137 00:04:18,347 --> 00:04:19,301 Raymond? 138 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,199 Kevin? What are you doing here? 139 00:04:27,576 --> 00:04:29,598 Ha, my edibles just kicked in. 140 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:35,329 What did Kevin say? Is everything okay? 141 00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:36,405 No. 142 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:38,450 We just had a knock-down, drag-out fight. 143 00:04:38,475 --> 00:04:40,366 My calendar had the Lake House as free. 144 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:42,652 Strange. Mine had it as unoccupied. 145 00:04:42,697 --> 00:04:45,022 Well, it seems we're at an impasse. 146 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:46,906 I would call it more of a deadlock. 147 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:49,375 He gets in such good zingers. 148 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:50,898 He's tired from driving, 149 00:04:50,922 --> 00:04:52,857 so he's staying the night and going back in the morning. 150 00:04:52,913 --> 00:04:54,119 Well, that could be good. 151 00:04:54,143 --> 00:04:55,163 Maybe you guys can spend some time together. 152 00:04:55,187 --> 00:04:56,121 We've agreed to keep our distance 153 00:04:56,145 --> 00:04:58,166 and issue a verbal warning 154 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,299 anytime one of us is about to enter the room. 155 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:03,041 Raymond Holt entering the kitchen! 156 00:05:03,361 --> 00:05:04,800 Jake, this is bad. 157 00:05:04,825 --> 00:05:07,107 Raymond Holt entering the second sitting room. 158 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:08,568 Okay, just give it a shot. 159 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:10,483 They're already separated, it can't get any worse. 160 00:05:10,597 --> 00:05:12,032 - It's a really good point. - Thank you, Rosa. 161 00:05:12,057 --> 00:05:13,225 She's high as hell. 162 00:05:13,249 --> 00:05:14,309 That's also a really good point. 163 00:05:14,334 --> 00:05:15,291 Damn it, Rosa! 164 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:16,706 Charles, what about you? You're my best friend. 165 00:05:16,731 --> 00:05:18,056 You support me in everything I do. 166 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,362 Oh, maybe the fact that I'm not on board 167 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:21,066 is a sign that it's a really bad idea. 168 00:05:21,091 --> 00:05:23,627 No, you've changed somehow, that's the only explanation. 169 00:05:23,652 --> 00:05:25,672 Guys, come on, I've got a great plan here. 170 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:27,864 - No one wants in? - Absolutely not! 171 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,460 Tell me the plan. I want in. 172 00:05:30,484 --> 00:05:31,852 What? You do? 173 00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:33,114 Yeah. Terry loves love. 174 00:05:33,138 --> 00:05:34,429 Then why didn't you back me up in there? 175 00:05:34,454 --> 00:05:36,204 Because Terry also loves hedging. 176 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,836 Terry loves hedging? That's new. 177 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,490 No, it's classic Terry. 178 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:43,101 Look, I always play both sides till the last possible minute, 179 00:05:43,125 --> 00:05:44,363 everyone knows that. 180 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,234 That's not fair. Everyone's so hard on me. 181 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,009 I want a public show of support for my plan. 182 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,542 Can't do it. Look, I don't know 183 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,239 what's so tough for you to understand here. 184 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,989 I love the scheme, I wanna be a part of it, 185 00:05:53,014 --> 00:05:54,417 but I think it's gonna fail, 186 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,128 and I don't want people to think I was a part of it. 187 00:05:57,139 --> 00:05:58,421 Fine, I'll take what I can get. 188 00:05:58,445 --> 00:05:59,411 Yes! 189 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,815 Damn it, these blackout curtains 190 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,846 don't keep the light out. Ugh! 191 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:06,124 You screwed me on this, Shannon from Buy Buy Baby! 192 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,344 You know, Amy, Mac's issues with sleeping 193 00:06:08,405 --> 00:06:10,128 might not be the light in the room, 194 00:06:10,157 --> 00:06:11,783 it might be the darkness in your heart. 195 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:14,088 - Excuse me? - Sorry, that was mean. 196 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,262 I was trying to be poetic. 197 00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:16,913 It's important to be mindful 198 00:06:16,938 --> 00:06:18,742 of your energy when you're with an infant. 199 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,459 Trust me, I'm sort of a natural mother. 200 00:06:20,484 --> 00:06:22,375 Yeah, natural mother. 201 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:26,100 How long have you been there? 202 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,091 Oh, man, I have no idea. 203 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,714 - Hey, were you followed? - Nope. 204 00:06:30,738 --> 00:06:33,001 I promise, they have no idea I'm working with you. 205 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,098 Terry, have you seen Jake? 206 00:06:35,123 --> 00:06:36,449 Uh, no. 207 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:38,635 That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan. 208 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,114 He's so stupid. 209 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,986 You know, the only reason Holt and I haven't fired him 210 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,985 is that we're worried that he'll kill himself. 211 00:06:45,023 --> 00:06:46,693 - Seems a little excessive. - I told you. 212 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:48,336 I don't wanna be tied to this plan. 213 00:06:48,361 --> 00:06:49,819 Look, I'm out on a ledge for you, 214 00:06:49,863 --> 00:06:51,865 and Terry hates ledges. 215 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:53,563 Wait, so you love hedges but hate ledges? 216 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:55,042 You're just making this up as you go. 217 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,348 No, I'm not. Name one time 218 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,002 you've ever seen me happy out on a ledge. 219 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,830 I can't think of an example on the spot... 220 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,485 Because Terry hates ledges. 221 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,356 - Now, come on, tell me the plan. - Fine. 222 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,053 Step one was getting them here together. 223 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:08,360 Step two, reignite the passion. 224 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:09,883 You'll handle Captain Holt. 225 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,801 Sir, you have something on your pants. 226 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:14,235 Huh, I've sat in some sap, like a sap. 227 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,759 At least you have a sense of humor about it. 228 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,325 Not intentionally. I was upset 229 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,925 and stumbled into accidental wordplay. 230 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,505 Meanwhile, I will take care of Kevin. 231 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,507 Kevin Cozner, entering the kitchen. 232 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:25,595 Oh, hey there, Kev. 233 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:26,944 I was just grabbing a bite to eat. 234 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,336 - Can I offer you something? - Well, I shouldn't, 235 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,774 but today's been a fiasco, so what the hell. 236 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:31,862 I'll have a snack of some water. 237 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,385 What Kevin won't know 238 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,250 is that he will be drinking from a dribble cup. 239 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:36,910 Oh, dear. 240 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,695 And you said I was crazy to buy stock 241 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,038 in Spencer's Gifts. 242 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,698 How does you buying one novelty cup 243 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:42,960 help the company's stock price? 244 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,396 It boosts confidence in the marketplace. 245 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,224 You just don't know anything about business, Terry! 246 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,617 Okay, so we've ruined their outfits. 247 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,401 Why will that "reignite the passion"? 248 00:07:49,464 --> 00:07:50,750 Because it will force them to change 249 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,883 into clothes which I will have carefully placed 250 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,406 at the top of their suitcases. 251 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:57,453 Thus changing them both into a couple of thirst traps. 252 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,846 Kevin Cozner, preparing to descend the master stairca... 253 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:04,285 Oh, I see you've changed into your... mock turtleneck. 254 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:08,420 And you into your... exercise shorts. 255 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,857 I feel dirty. You feel dirty? 256 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:13,405 I do. And I love it. 257 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,515 Oh, hey, Amy. Starting round three. 258 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,778 You wanna try New Mexico-style Chile Verde? 259 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:20,867 Uh, my hands are kind of full here, Scully. 260 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:23,087 - I can toss it to you. - Wha... 261 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,742 Scully, don't throw chips at my baby! 262 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:28,048 Gosh. 263 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:30,703 Ugh. Shh, shh, shh. 264 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,383 I can't believe what I'm about to do. 265 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,665 - Charles, I need your help. - I'm not gonna gloat. 266 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,762 I'm just happy he's getting the care he needs. 267 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,278 Okay, you might wanna be a little less cocky 268 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,627 until after you actually get him down. 269 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:43,455 Because, you know, some babies are just fussy 270 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:44,813 and there's nothing that anyone can... 271 00:08:45,382 --> 00:08:46,632 Oh, my God, is he asleep? 272 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:48,591 So can I be cocky now? 273 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:51,158 Step three: a romantic picnic. 274 00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,160 The perfect gill net for our trout to swim into. 275 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,222 - Huh? - Sorry. 276 00:08:54,247 --> 00:08:56,031 I've been watching that survivalist show "Alone." 277 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,282 It's really helped with my metaphors. 278 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,775 You think they'll agree to have a picnic? 279 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,603 They won't even be in the same room together. 280 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,474 It's not like we have an unbaited gill net, Terry. 281 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,302 What's your plan? Forage for berries? 282 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,609 You wouldn't last two days in the Arctic, man. 283 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,914 What are we doing now? 284 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,046 We're getting Holt and Kevin back together! 285 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,048 Now for Operation Corn Crake. 286 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,422 Hey, Kevin, I have a question. 287 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,424 Is the corn crake an important bird? 288 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:15,513 Yes. 289 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:16,614 They're among the rarest species 290 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,011 in the northeastern United States. 291 00:09:18,053 --> 00:09:19,622 A veritable holy grail 292 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,145 within the bird watching community. 293 00:09:21,239 --> 00:09:22,216 Oh, wow! 294 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,224 I only ask because... 295 00:09:23,284 --> 00:09:24,435 I read that one was spotted 296 00:09:24,459 --> 00:09:25,785 in the woods near here. 297 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:27,351 Grab your binoculars. We're going birding. 298 00:09:27,395 --> 00:09:28,744 Yeah, we are. 299 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,703 We're pretty far north for a corn crake. 300 00:09:30,727 --> 00:09:32,269 Where did you hear of this sighting? 301 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:34,097 Oh, on the birdwatching app 302 00:09:34,121 --> 00:09:36,029 that Captain Holt recommended I download. 303 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,364 You know how he is about birding. 304 00:09:37,472 --> 00:09:38,972 I guess you guys have that in common, huh? 305 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,365 Hardly... Raymond is an adequate birdwatcher at best. 306 00:09:41,389 --> 00:09:43,280 He once confused a pileated woodpecker 307 00:09:43,304 --> 00:09:44,704 with a downy woodpecker. 308 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,022 Yeah. 309 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:49,175 Pileated bootdecker and a pileated jecker. 310 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:50,949 Huh. 311 00:09:51,182 --> 00:09:52,855 It's nowhere. 312 00:09:52,879 --> 00:09:54,901 Uh, maybe you could flush out the corn crake 313 00:09:54,925 --> 00:09:56,424 by doing its mating call? 314 00:09:56,448 --> 00:09:59,296 I don't know why a corn crake would make such a call 315 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,255 three months after its rooting season, 316 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:03,685 but I suppose it can't hurt to try. 317 00:10:09,479 --> 00:10:11,022 Hold on. That call. 318 00:10:11,122 --> 00:10:13,274 That's the call a corn crake makes when it wants to root. 319 00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:16,096 I'll respond. 320 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:22,261 This way. 321 00:10:25,651 --> 00:10:27,934 Oh, and do you need the shades? 322 00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:31,807 No, you don't, 'cause you're already asleep. 323 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:35,171 He forgot the sleep sack! And Mac doesn't even care! 324 00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,551 I can't watch this. 325 00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:39,050 Yes! Wow! 326 00:10:45,453 --> 00:10:47,736 Uh... oh, no, no, no, no. 327 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:48,824 Oh! 328 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,608 I think I just locked Mac in his room. 329 00:10:50,632 --> 00:10:52,397 - What do I do? - Oh, sorry, man. 330 00:10:52,504 --> 00:10:54,308 I think the second edible just kicked in. 331 00:10:54,332 --> 00:10:55,657 This is a little too much for me. 332 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,527 Also, this is not the vibe I was looking for. 333 00:10:57,596 --> 00:10:58,834 No, no, no, Ro-ro, Ro-ro. 334 00:10:58,858 --> 00:10:59,904 I need your help. 335 00:11:00,063 --> 00:11:01,823 No, no, no. Adios, amigo. 336 00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:12,758 Oh. You are not a corn crake. 337 00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:13,960 But you heard the call? 338 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:16,547 Yes, it was... majestic. 339 00:11:16,571 --> 00:11:19,115 Well, look what we caught in our gill net, 340 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:20,717 a couple of fresh, fatty trout. 341 00:11:20,765 --> 00:11:22,177 That'll last us the next five days. 342 00:11:22,229 --> 00:11:23,816 More if we eat the egg sac. 343 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,499 Jake, the picnic. 344 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:27,428 It attracted bees! 345 00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:29,169 Ack. Oh. 346 00:11:29,193 --> 00:11:30,574 Oh, God, they're everywhere! 347 00:11:30,847 --> 00:11:32,302 Get away! 348 00:11:32,326 --> 00:11:33,390 Quick, everyone form a wall around me! 349 00:11:33,414 --> 00:11:34,870 - Peralta. - I'm sorry, Kevin. 350 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,176 It's just I'm very allergic. 351 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,394 If I get stung, I have a terrible reaction. 352 00:11:37,418 --> 00:11:39,483 - Kind of like this? - Oh, my... 353 00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:41,834 No, that's much worse, I just get a scratchy throat. 354 00:11:41,858 --> 00:11:43,573 Why didn't you cower behind someone? 355 00:11:46,557 --> 00:11:48,143 All right, we should be good. 356 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,187 I think the swarm is gone. 357 00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:50,101 I think I was only stung once. 358 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,507 How do I look? 359 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:53,844 - Good, good, very good. - Normal, very normal. 360 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:54,932 Stop it. 361 00:11:54,956 --> 00:11:56,412 Kevin doesn't like to be lied to. 362 00:11:56,436 --> 00:11:58,480 - You're disgusting to look at. - Thank you, Raymond. 363 00:11:58,505 --> 00:11:59,810 I have an EpiPen back at the house. 364 00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:01,263 Would you call someone to have them bring it? 365 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,329 There's no reception. I'll just run back. 366 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:04,464 I haven't done cardio in 20 years. 367 00:12:04,488 --> 00:12:05,917 How hard can it be? 368 00:12:07,065 --> 00:12:08,942 It's immediately awful! 369 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,818 Here, while we wait, you could try putting this 370 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,254 chilled bottle of champagne against your eyes. 371 00:12:12,278 --> 00:12:13,647 - It might help. - Peralta, why is there 372 00:12:13,671 --> 00:12:16,824 a romantic picnic sitting in this remote clearing? 373 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,651 You set this whole thing up, didn't you? 374 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,350 - Nuh-uh. - You've manipulated us 375 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,004 into spending time together. 376 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:24,222 Nuh-uh. 377 00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:25,136 Is that your entire defense? "Nuh-uh"? 378 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:26,442 Uh-huh. 379 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,133 Okay, fine, all right? Yes. 380 00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:29,402 But only because I care about you. 381 00:12:29,426 --> 00:12:30,620 And by the way, you should really make 382 00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:32,230 your shared calendar less easy to access. 383 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,884 - You got into our calendar? - Yeah, you already knew that. 384 00:12:33,908 --> 00:12:35,277 You said I set the whole thing up. 385 00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:36,234 I was talking about the picnic. 386 00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:37,584 What were you talking about? 387 00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:38,498 Nuh-uh. 388 00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:39,803 You tricked us into coming 389 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,579 to the Lake House at the same time. 390 00:12:41,787 --> 00:12:43,424 You did a "Das Doppelte Lottchen." 391 00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:44,692 What? I don't know what that is. 392 00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:47,149 - "Das Doppelte Lottchen"! - I'm only half. 393 00:12:47,174 --> 00:12:49,247 It's a German novel about a set of twins 394 00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:50,988 who try to reunite their estranged parents. 395 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,570 That's the "Parent Trap"! 396 00:12:52,595 --> 00:12:54,443 I knew my stratagem had classy origins. 397 00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:57,205 Peralta, this is my personal life. 398 00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:58,352 You've crossed a line. 399 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,237 - I'm leaving. - So am I. 400 00:13:00,684 --> 00:13:02,903 Oh, no, wait, Kevin... 401 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,683 Are there tools in here? You see a saw anywhere? 402 00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:07,857 I told you to stay away, Charles. 403 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:08,885 I'm not into your energy. 404 00:13:08,909 --> 00:13:10,017 Amy! 405 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,888 Hi! Hi, Amy! 406 00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,022 Hi. 407 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,065 Look, I just wanted to say thank you 408 00:13:15,089 --> 00:13:16,676 for getting Mac to sleep. 409 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,852 I was being really stubborn earlier, 410 00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:21,594 and I guess what I'm trying to say 411 00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,292 is can I please have your nip tips? 412 00:13:24,316 --> 00:13:26,686 You don't want my nip tips, those crusty old things. 413 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,035 Oh, God, I can't be here for this. 414 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:30,080 Oh, my mouth is so dry. It's all bad. 415 00:13:30,104 --> 00:13:32,744 - What's all bad? - I can't tell you, Amy. 416 00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:33,683 What can't you tell me? 417 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:35,560 It's too real. I need to leave. 418 00:13:37,198 --> 00:13:39,176 Damn it, I was looking for somewhere to be alone. 419 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,743 Sorry, I came out here looking for a signal 420 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:42,709 to call Hitchcock, but no luck. 421 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,094 I can take my chips and go. 422 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:45,716 Wait, you have chips? 423 00:13:46,773 --> 00:13:48,568 - You could stay. - Oh. 424 00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:50,710 So we got off to a bad start there with the bees 425 00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,712 and Kevin rolling down the hill, 426 00:13:52,736 --> 00:13:54,322 and then, of course, the second swarm of bees, 427 00:13:54,346 --> 00:13:55,793 but we're good now, right? 428 00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,585 Can you guys hear me? 429 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,001 You keep moving away from me for some reason. 430 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,330 Ugh, I wish a bee would sting me in both ears right now 431 00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,592 so they'd seal shut as well. 432 00:14:03,616 --> 00:14:04,767 What was that? I couldn't hear you! 433 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,399 I'll just assume you said, "Keep going." 434 00:14:06,424 --> 00:14:07,944 Anyways, yeah, I just figured 435 00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:09,337 if I could get you guys together, 436 00:14:09,361 --> 00:14:10,773 I could create a magical moment. 437 00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:13,820 But of course, we now know that magic doesn't exist. 438 00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:14,853 Shh! 439 00:14:15,436 --> 00:14:16,326 It's a corn crake. 440 00:14:16,351 --> 00:14:18,085 Oh, no, I can't believe it. 441 00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:20,653 I finally spot a corn crake, and my eyes are swollen shut. 442 00:14:20,677 --> 00:14:22,393 It's okay, Kevin. I'll describe it to you. 443 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,004 Okay, have you ever seen a duck? 444 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:25,745 - Peralta, I got this. - Oh, okay. 445 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:29,270 The beak color is Pantone 4685C. 446 00:14:29,294 --> 00:14:30,281 Mm. 447 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:35,827 The wing is Pantone 2322C spotted with 4515C. 448 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:36,843 Ooh. 449 00:14:36,867 --> 00:14:42,012 The tail is Pantone 7525C with bands of 419C. 450 00:14:42,037 --> 00:14:43,144 Oh, my, my. 451 00:14:43,169 --> 00:14:45,067 Oh, Kevin, the throat... 452 00:14:45,338 --> 00:14:48,032 Pantone 7528C. 453 00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:50,593 Oh, Raymond. 454 00:14:51,426 --> 00:14:53,381 Those are some hot Pantones. 455 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:55,775 - Okay, Barbecue. - Mm-hmm. 456 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:57,428 Sweet Maui Onion, 457 00:14:57,452 --> 00:15:00,040 and the surprising underdog, Original. 458 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,476 I think I'm ready to crown a Chipeon. 459 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,738 Chipeon? That's good. 460 00:15:02,762 --> 00:15:04,566 Yeah, I came up with it because I misspoke. 461 00:15:10,814 --> 00:15:12,443 Can I join you? 462 00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:13,706 Mac's never been asleep this long, 463 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,342 and I don't know what to do with myself. 464 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,386 Charles locked your kid in the room. 465 00:15:16,411 --> 00:15:17,553 - What? - You made me say it. 466 00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:18,885 If I didn't, you would've stayed here and ruined this 467 00:15:18,909 --> 00:15:20,495 good thing I got going with Scully and his chips. 468 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,192 Wait, Mac is locked in a room? 469 00:15:22,216 --> 00:15:23,817 Oh, my... 470 00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:25,805 - Charles! - Amy! 471 00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:26,893 I was just doing a little handiwork, 472 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:28,155 you know, fixing up the old house. 473 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,547 I know you locked my son in there. 474 00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:31,699 I'm sorry. I tried everything. 475 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:33,203 Maybe he'll be happy growing up in that room. 476 00:15:33,227 --> 00:15:34,422 Oh, shut up, Charles! 477 00:15:34,446 --> 00:15:35,815 I'll get him out. Move. 478 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:37,338 I'm telling you, it's impossible. 479 00:15:37,362 --> 00:15:38,644 Not for his mother. 480 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:45,815 Wow! 481 00:15:46,023 --> 00:15:47,609 Sorry that took me so long. 482 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,407 I cramped up halfway and then crawled for a little while. 483 00:15:49,432 --> 00:15:51,059 Maybe I should think about slimming down. 484 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,463 No, it's actually good you didn't make it back. 485 00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:53,876 Oh, thank you for saying that. 486 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,704 Look, I can't change my body, it defines me. 487 00:15:55,728 --> 00:15:57,677 No, no, no, we really saw a corn crake. 488 00:15:57,702 --> 00:15:58,968 Holt had to describe it to Kevin, 489 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,491 and now he's leading him, by the hand, out of the woods. 490 00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,711 The Parent Trap worked! I can't wait to tell the squad. 491 00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:04,234 Wait, wait, let me give Kevin the EpiPen, 492 00:16:04,258 --> 00:16:05,801 and then we can tell them together. 493 00:16:05,825 --> 00:16:08,896 Okay, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes there, Sonic. 494 00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:10,768 - What? - Sonic the Hedgehog. 495 00:16:10,814 --> 00:16:13,067 You've been hogging that hedge while I was out on a ledge. 496 00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:14,201 No, you didn't have to deal with anyone 497 00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:15,245 saying it was a bad idea, 498 00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:16,377 so you don't get the credit either. 499 00:16:16,401 --> 00:16:19,597 This was 100% all me, Dr. Robotnik. 500 00:16:19,621 --> 00:16:21,208 - Who? - Sonic's archnemesis! 501 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:23,210 You never played a video game or watched a movie, Terry? 502 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:24,520 Get a life, dude! 503 00:16:24,757 --> 00:16:26,735 They were being so sweet with each other 504 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:28,345 and holding hands, it was amazing. 505 00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:29,782 They're totally back in love. 506 00:16:29,806 --> 00:16:31,653 Peralta, I need to ask you something. 507 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:33,307 Let me guess. Will I be the best man 508 00:16:33,331 --> 00:16:36,092 at a last-minute vow renewal ceremony that will serve 509 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:38,385 as an emotional capper to this magical weekend? 510 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:39,661 No, I need you to move your car. 511 00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:42,055 Kevin has decided to leave immediately. 512 00:16:42,079 --> 00:16:44,405 Kevin Cozner leaving the Lake House. 513 00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:51,300 This was 100% all Jake. 514 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,265 Oh, Terry. 515 00:16:54,941 --> 00:16:57,180 Amy, will you please pass the mini crab cakes? 516 00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,357 Are you sure you can be trusted 517 00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:00,681 with something so small and delicate? 518 00:17:00,706 --> 00:17:02,510 I can tell you're upset, but you should know 519 00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:05,165 that I was locked in a room for 16 days as a child, 520 00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,557 and I turned out just fine. 521 00:17:06,581 --> 00:17:08,785 No, you didn't. You're a freak! 522 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,571 Okay, I'm staying out of this one. 523 00:17:10,711 --> 00:17:11,998 Shocking... I didn't realize you were capable 524 00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:13,625 of staying out of anything. 525 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,005 We have an announcement. 526 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,885 We're here to crown the winner of this year's 527 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,816 Great Tournament of Chips. Rosa? 528 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,398 The Chipeon is... Smoky Bacon Chicken. 529 00:17:21,794 --> 00:17:23,139 - She's so high. - Yeah. 530 00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:24,662 Sounds pretty good, though. 531 00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:27,037 Ugh, you guys are duds. Scully and I are gonna bounce. 532 00:17:29,073 --> 00:17:30,843 Oh, sir, that's a dribble cup. 533 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:32,105 You're dripping on yourself. 534 00:17:32,129 --> 00:17:33,254 Am I? 535 00:17:33,996 --> 00:17:36,370 Okay. Look, I'm really sorry. 536 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:38,018 No need to apologize. 537 00:17:38,043 --> 00:17:39,760 Your Das Doppelte Lottchen scheme worked. 538 00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:42,619 You manufactured a perfect romantic moment, 539 00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:45,274 and I allowed myself to imagine, as Kevin held my hand, 540 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,884 that he still felt something for me. 541 00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:49,235 When we came back, I walked him to his room, 542 00:17:49,259 --> 00:17:52,926 and just as I was working up the courage to ask him to stay, 543 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:54,503 he said 544 00:17:55,482 --> 00:17:57,591 we shouldn't spend any more time together. 545 00:17:57,718 --> 00:18:01,280 Well, at least now I know that my marriage is over. 546 00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:06,362 So thank you, Peralta. 547 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,519 Raymond Holt leaving the living room. 548 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:16,175 Hey, crazy what a good mood Mac is in. 549 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,350 You mean given the fact that 550 00:18:17,374 --> 00:18:19,115 he was locked in a prison by Charles? 551 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,405 How long did he sleep? 552 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:21,745 You mean before he was rescued from the prison 553 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:23,180 he was locked in by Charles? 554 00:18:23,254 --> 00:18:24,405 I guess. 555 00:18:24,430 --> 00:18:25,445 Three hours. 556 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,099 Whoa. What did Charles do? 557 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,014 - You mean besides... - Locking him in a prison. 558 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,245 Got it. I'll stop asking. 559 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,625 Well, whatever he did, 560 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,105 - I'm loving his mood. - Whatever. 561 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,107 I still can't believe my scheme didn't work. 562 00:18:35,131 --> 00:18:37,196 I mean, we saw a corn crake and everything. 563 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:38,588 I know. What are the odds? 564 00:18:38,612 --> 00:18:39,894 Right? I have to say, 565 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,504 I don't see what the big deal is all about. 566 00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:43,409 This is what they actually look like. 567 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:45,291 Oh, that is not an attractive bird. 568 00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:47,771 I know! It's like a dumb duck! 569 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:49,425 And this is what its call sounds like. 570 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:54,169 Oh, it's horrible! It sounds like a Taser. 571 00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:56,476 No. It's wonderful. 572 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,694 I have to go! 573 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,262 Sir? 574 00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:02,155 What are you doing here, Peralta? 575 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,744 I wanna prove to you that you're wrong to think 576 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,311 that Kevin doesn't have feelings for you anymore. 577 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:07,095 Okay. What is he doing here? 578 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:08,749 Oh, I wanna prove to him 579 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,316 that he was wrong for hedging all day. 580 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:11,882 But that's our own separate thing, so you can ignore it. 581 00:19:11,906 --> 00:19:14,146 Sir, listen. I think Kevin wanted to stay. 582 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,321 The only reason he left 583 00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:16,974 is 'cause he didn't know how you felt. 584 00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:18,802 Why would you think that? He's made no effort whatsoever. 585 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,543 Or has he? Did you know that 586 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,067 Kevin is better at bird calls than you? 587 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:25,255 Oh, a strange, hurtful non sequitur. 588 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,716 Now, who made the first corn crake call? 589 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:28,095 - I believe I did. - Correct. 590 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,589 Kevin and I heard you, and he responded. 591 00:19:29,613 --> 00:19:31,765 But get this, sir. You made the wrong call. 592 00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:34,028 This is what a rooting corn crake sounds like. 593 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,075 The call you made was for a scarlet warbler. 594 00:19:38,099 --> 00:19:40,643 - A trash bird. - Okay, so you made your point. 595 00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:42,602 I'm a trash man who only knows trash birds. 596 00:19:42,626 --> 00:19:44,212 No, that is not my point. 597 00:19:44,236 --> 00:19:46,461 My point is, Kevin knew it wasn't a corn crake, 598 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,203 but he went to it anyway. 599 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,814 Because he was going to you, not the bird! 600 00:19:50,838 --> 00:19:53,382 He still loves you! Our plan worked! 601 00:19:53,406 --> 00:19:54,818 - Our plan? - Yeah! 602 00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:57,520 Terry is off the hedge and on the ledge! 603 00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:59,247 Well, that means a lot, coming from you Jeffords, 604 00:19:59,288 --> 00:20:00,700 given how much you hate ledges. 605 00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:02,695 People don't know about Terry hating ledges! 606 00:20:02,719 --> 00:20:04,146 This is new! 607 00:20:04,678 --> 00:20:08,005 Hey, Amy, I wanted to give you this. 608 00:20:08,029 --> 00:20:09,950 I made Mac a truffle squash puree. 609 00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:11,574 I'm not trying to show you how to do anything, 610 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,170 I'm just trying to apologize. 611 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,335 It's okay, Charles. 612 00:20:15,036 --> 00:20:17,616 I actually learned something from you yesterday. 613 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,452 Mac has trouble sleeping because I bother him too much. 614 00:20:20,476 --> 00:20:22,976 When he was locked in that room no one could check on him, 615 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,849 and it was the longest nap he's ever taken. 616 00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,981 So thank you for the mousse. 617 00:20:28,005 --> 00:20:29,331 I can't believe you actually took it. 618 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:30,593 Of course I took it. 619 00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,638 You locked my baby in a room, Charles. 620 00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:34,684 You're gonna be cooking for him until he goes to college, okay? 621 00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,294 - Okay. - Great, thanks. 622 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,209 How's it going, sir? You look chipper. 623 00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:40,472 Yes, well, I called Kevin and told him 624 00:20:40,496 --> 00:20:42,996 I still have feelings for him, and he said he felt the same. 625 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:46,620 So we begin couples counseling next week. 626 00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:50,265 That's great, sir. I'm so glad. 627 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:53,703 Looks like Captain Holt caught a fatty trout in his gill net. 628 00:20:53,727 --> 00:20:55,879 - You watched "Alone"? - Every single episode. 629 00:20:55,903 --> 00:20:57,332 Terry has not slept! 630 00:20:57,774 --> 00:20:59,622 Hey, Rosa, you wanna take a couple days off, 631 00:20:59,646 --> 00:21:01,363 drive to Buffalo, see the warehouse 632 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:03,843 where Sweet Maui Onion chips are imported to? 633 00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:05,062 Unless you don't wanna hang out 634 00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:07,064 'cause you're not stoned anymore. 635 00:21:07,088 --> 00:21:08,239 Actually, Buffalo sounds kind of cool. 636 00:21:08,263 --> 00:21:09,284 Seriously? 637 00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:10,459 That's just not the weed talking? 638 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:11,634 Oh, no, I'm not high at all anymore. 639 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,135 Oh, no, I was so high. 640 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,767 Good news. While you were asleep, 641 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,465 we finally got cell reception. 642 00:21:16,489 --> 00:21:17,857 What's up, cucks? 643 00:21:17,881 --> 00:21:20,207 So how did everybody lose their V-card? 644 00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:21,165 I'll go first. 645 00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,773 Amy was right. Drugs are bad. 646 00:21:23,695 --> 00:21:27,695 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com