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For most people,
a burrito is a delicious meal

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wrapped in a tortilla,
but for one NYPD officer,

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it turned out to be a mouse
wrapped in a nightmare.

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So I order a grande steak.

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I get back to my car,
take a big bite, and crunch.

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That's when I see it... a dead mouse.

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A dead mouse that Frank O'Sullivan,

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the President of the Patrolman's Union,

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says was put there on purpose.

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This was an act of political violence

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organized by a group of radical
anti-cop Antifa anarchists

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working out of The Burrito Haven.

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This is bogus.

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The officer called in a to-go order
under the name Tom.

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The restaurant had no idea he was a cop

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when they made the food
or packed the bag.

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So, clearly, he wasn't targeted
for "being a police officer."

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I've always wanted to try mouse meat.

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- I hear it's really tasty.
- From who?

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The union made it up as a power move.

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O'Sullivan wants me to issue

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a statement of public support
for the officer,

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to give them all extra hazard pay

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and to wear this
Never Forget Burrito ribbon.

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Weird. It's the exact same color

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as my Color Blind Awareness ribbon.

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No, it isn't. I won't give in
to any of their demands.

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The union is powerful, but I'm sure

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that most of our uniformed
officers understand

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this incident is nonsense.

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It is, as Peralta would say,
"No big 'whoop.'"

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I appreciate the shout-out, sir,

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but I actually don't pronounce
the H in whoop.

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Sir, all the uniformed
officers just left.

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They're staging a walkout.

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Well, it seems I was wrong.

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The "whoop" is big after all.

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It is.

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Again, though, there's no H in whoop.

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It's silent.

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"Whoop."

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- Whoop.
- "Whoop."

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Am I crazy? How do you say it?

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- I say "whoop."
- Okay.

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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How is it possible that every
single uniformed officer

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got sick at once?

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They're not actually sick.

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They aren't actually allowed to strike,

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so they made up a medical excuse.

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It's called a Blue Flu.

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Without uniforms on the street,
crime's gonna go up.

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Do we have to negotiate with the union?

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No. I haven't gone through
decades of hell

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to become a captain in the NYPD

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just to cave to a clown
like O'Sullivan.

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We can't let him win, and we won't.

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But how? What are we gonna do?

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I'm initiating Operation Trident.

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Cool. Just like the sugarless gum...

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Because we're gonna chew them up.

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No, like the famed weapon of the sea,

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forged by the Cyclops
for Poseidon himself.

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The trident has three prongs,
like my approach.

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Ah, not to interrupt,

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but Aquaman's trident has five prongs.

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That's absurd.
The prefix tri means three.

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What this aquatic-man carries
is better termed a "pentadent."

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No, it's a trident.

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They call it that in the
original theatrical release

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and the Snyder cut.

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So you're 100% wrong,
and everyone's laughing at you.

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Well, regardless,

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Operation Trident has three prongs.

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Prong one, Boyle and Peralta.

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Oh, nice, the most important prong.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Wrong.

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Prong two, the center prong,

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is the most important prong
on a trident.

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It's the longest and straightest

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and breaks the least often.

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Are you just mad because

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I questioned you
about the Aquaman thing?

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Yes. The officers
all had doctor's notes.

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Prove those notes are fraudulent,

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and they'll be forced back to work.

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- We're on it.
- Prong two...

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Jeffords and Santiago,
your job is to keep crime down.

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Figure out how we police
this precinct with no police.

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Prong two, baby... the best prong.

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I mean, we're all in it together.

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It's not like this is
a competition between prongs.

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Says the prong who breaks the most.

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Prong three is proving they
faked the mouse in the burrito.

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If we can demonstrate
this was a media stunt,

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the uniforms will have
to come back to work.

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But this investigation
must be done unofficially

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with an investigator from
outside the NYPD:

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aka Rosa Diaz.

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It's a good idea,
but she's not gonna like being

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- one of those dinky side prongs.
- That's a good point.

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I'll make hers the sharpest. Dismissed.

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What? No! I want to be a sharp prong!

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That's not fair!

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All these notes are
from the same doctor.

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Everyone got a blood test,
and they all had mono.

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That seems really improbable.

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Yeah, nobody gets mono at this age.

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You get it as an eight-year-old,
and then you're immune.

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Wait, you get it as an eight-year-old?

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Mono? The kissing disease?

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No, it's the cousin's disease.

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You get it by kissing your cousins.

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- Oh, I guess we're both right.
- No.

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Wait a minute... if you're immune,

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then you can tell the doctor
you're from the Nine-Nine,

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and when he gives you
a mono diagnosis...

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We'll have proof
that his notes are fake.

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Wow.

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I can't believe all those
lazy childhood afternoons

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playing hide the yam finally paid off.

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- You see, you take a yam...
- I don't want to know!

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Prong two update... I brought in

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our night-shift detectives
to handle the dispatch calls

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and respond to major crimes...

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Sorry. That's Terry's tummy.

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I'm feeling a little nauseous.

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Must've been something
I had for breakfast.

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Well, do you have to go home,
or can you tough it out?

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So, if Terry goes home, he's not tough?

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Here we go.

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Lieutenant, we don't have
the time today to make this

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about some larger insecurity

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you have regarding your toughness.

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First of all, I'm not
insecure about my toughness.

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Secondly, being sick has
nothing to do with being tough.

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Thirdly, if I wasn't tough,
would I be daring Amy

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- to punch me in the stomach?
- Wha...

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Come on, Amy! Give me your best shot!

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Fine. Just so that we can move on.

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See? I'm fine.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm gonna go for a walk
in the fresh air

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with my best friend, the trash can.

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I'll be back 'cause I'm tough!

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Let's talk quickly before he returns

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and makes this all about himself again.

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Okay. We can't use uniforms
from other precincts

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because they'll call out sick, too.

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So I asked the other captains
in the district

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to lend us some detectives.

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Smart. They have a different union.

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And they each sent us two people.

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They said they were happy to do it.

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Huh. That's odd.

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I wouldn't be happy to give up
two of my detectives, unless...

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Dear God.

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They sent us
their Hitchcock-and-Scullys.

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It's a nightmare.

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So you've been feeling fatigued?

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Yeah. I think I have mono.

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I'm from the 99th precinct.

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Ah, yeah, I've heard

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they've had some kind
of outbreak there.

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Mm-hmm. So now that you know
where I'm from,

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can you just write me a note?

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Uh, no, actually, I need to
order bloodwork

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- and do a full exam.
- Ah.

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- Lift up.
- Oh, yeah.

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Oh. Now, that is interesting.

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Oh, did you find a sign of mono?

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- No, it's your testicle.
- My what?

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The left one is enormous.

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Oh, well, can't one testicle
be larger than the other?

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Well, yes,
but it shouldn't be that large.

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And also of concern
is the shape and the color...

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Yeah, that doesn't sound good.

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And the texture.

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Wow! Oh, that is ice cold!

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- So...
- So...

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- You heard all that?
- I did.

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Even the part where
he's talking about my huge...

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Yep. Yep, yep, yep. All the parts.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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I mean, could be cancer.
Might have spread.

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But I'm fine. I can handle this.

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You sure about that?

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'Cause you're still wearing
your hospital gown there, bud.

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So I am.

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Ah, there she is.

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My sweet secret prong three.

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- What the hell?
- Oh, right.

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You weren't there when
I explained Operation Trident.

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So, uh, what did you find?

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Nothing yet, and if you want me

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to keep digging,
we need to talk about my fee.

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I need cash. Most of
my other work is pro bono.

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This is unofficial. I can't pay.

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Right, but there is something
you can give me,

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something just as valuable as money.

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- I want to see your tattoo.
- That's just as valuable?

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It is to Jake. He's offered
a significant reward.

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Wow. It is so ridiculous
how much weight

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you've all given to my silly tattoo,

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like it's some huge secret
that I'll take to my grave.

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I notice you haven't said yes yet.

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'Cause no one can ever know.

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Okay, fine.

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If you can prove how that mouse
got into that burrito,

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I'll tell you what my tattoo is.

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- I need a photo of it.
- You're a monster.

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Wait. I may not have to deal with you.

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Santiago, how's prong two looking?

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Well, the good news

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is the Scully-and-Hitchcocks
actually work well together.

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That is good news.

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The bad news is it's at
making a back-scratch circle.

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I always wondered
what it would be like to have

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a tight-knit work family.

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- Nine-Nine!
- Nine-Nine!

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Ah, there they are... prong one,

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my most important prong.

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Oh, thank you. Nice of you
to finally recognize

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what our prong brings to this.

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Life is a cruel prank played
on the living.

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Death mocks us all.

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Time to go tell my son
he'll be an orphan... again.

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So, yeah. Prong one
pretty much broke immediately.

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I'm gonna call HR.
Get ahead of that butt.

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Here's where we stand.
The Blue Flu continues.

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O'Sullivan and the union won't budge

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on their mouse-burrito demands.

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Also, arrests are down.

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Santiago, Jeffords, what
on earth happened yesterday?

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The new detectives
won't do anything I ask.

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- And I've had to work solo.
- Sorry.

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I was feeling a little sick,
but I am much better now.

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You look like garbage.

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Now, I know you're trying
to tough this out,

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but I've always believed
that true toughness

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means acknowledging
your own limitations.

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It's okay, Terry. Go home.

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Thank you, sir. I'll be back in a jiffy.

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I can't believe he bought that drivel.

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True toughness means
working through pain.

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Everyone knows that.

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Peralta, where are we with the doctor?

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We're gonna tail him and see
if he contacts O'Sullivan.

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Smart. And, uh, what is going
on with Detective Boyle?

250
00:08:53,863 --> 00:08:54,863
Is he okay?

251
00:08:54,888 --> 00:08:57,082
Oh, you mean why is he
face-deep in cheese?

252
00:08:57,107 --> 00:08:59,564
Yeah, it's made from the milk
of a Balkan donkey

253
00:08:59,589 --> 00:09:01,274
and apparently it's quite expensive.

254
00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:03,006
Spent 12 thou on ass cheese.

255
00:09:03,031 --> 00:09:04,606
Also, he's pretending like

256
00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,129
he doesn't know
what ass cheese sounds like.

257
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,693
Are you sure he should be working?

258
00:09:07,718 --> 00:09:09,362
His doctor said
there's nothing to worry about

259
00:09:09,411 --> 00:09:10,659
until we get
the actual test results back.

260
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:11,845
And Charles said that work

261
00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:13,864
is the only thing keeping him
from thinking about death.

262
00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:15,639
Coat's to keep me warm...

263
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,000
in my grave.

264
00:09:20,223 --> 00:09:21,979
I mean, he's not doing great.

265
00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:24,715
Oh, you guys still have lunch together?

266
00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,017
Twice a day, every day.

267
00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,420
Look, I need help figuring out

268
00:09:27,445 --> 00:09:29,223
how to inspire these new guys.

269
00:09:29,248 --> 00:09:30,792
What motivates you?

270
00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:32,328
Well, I'd do anything to retire

271
00:09:32,353 --> 00:09:34,811
and spend the rest of my days
with Hitchcock in Brazil.

272
00:09:34,836 --> 00:09:36,247
Huh. That's actually pretty helpful.

273
00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,186
That's the dream...

274
00:09:37,211 --> 00:09:39,055
Scully and me on the sex barge
I'm building.

275
00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,897
Okay. Scully was already helpful.

276
00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,032
You don't have to keep talking.

277
00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,759
These are pedometers,

278
00:09:43,812 --> 00:09:45,944
which will prove that you're
actually walking your beat.

279
00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:49,256
But whoever gets the most steps in

280
00:09:49,281 --> 00:09:52,327
will receive seven days of overtime.

281
00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:56,734
Therefore, you'll be one week
closer to retirement.

282
00:09:56,758 --> 00:09:59,070
And one week closer
to a couple's massage

283
00:09:59,094 --> 00:10:01,372
with your best friend on his sex barge.

284
00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:06,568
Sir, guess what.

285
00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:07,843
Lieutenant, I thought you went home.

286
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,510
I did, but some uniforms heard
that I called out sick,

287
00:10:10,535 --> 00:10:12,513
and they assumed
I was joining the Blue Flu.

288
00:10:12,538 --> 00:10:14,950
They invited me to a meeting
tomorrow to talk strategy.

289
00:10:14,975 --> 00:10:16,586
You could go record them

290
00:10:16,611 --> 00:10:18,555
admitting that
they don't actually have mono.

291
00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:20,859
- That is, if you're up to it.
- Hell, yeah.

292
00:10:20,884 --> 00:10:22,147
Terry's gonna tough it out.

293
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,896
Terry's also gonna drink
some raspberry leaf tea

294
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,849
that Sharon uses to help her
with menstrual cramps.

295
00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:28,632
Oh, looks like we're adding a prong.

296
00:10:28,657 --> 00:10:32,270
Operation Trident
is now Operation Fork.

297
00:10:32,294 --> 00:10:34,272
Isn't there a cooler word than "fork"?

298
00:10:34,296 --> 00:10:35,440
I mean, something more like "trident."

299
00:10:35,464 --> 00:10:37,537
Oh, no, did everyone assume
I was trying to be cool?

300
00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:39,414
Is that why things are going so poorly?

301
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,558
Damn it, I've got to call Peralta.

302
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,595
No, Operation Fork
is definitely not cool.

303
00:10:44,673 --> 00:10:46,517
Uh, yeah, things are going good here.

304
00:10:46,541 --> 00:10:47,819
We're just staking out the doctor

305
00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:48,966
and trying to keep a low profile.

306
00:10:53,328 --> 00:10:55,556
Sorry about that. Just had
a bit of a noisy neighbor.

307
00:10:57,006 --> 00:10:59,051
You know what, sir?
We have another noisy neighbor.

308
00:10:59,076 --> 00:11:00,270
I'm just gonna call you back. Bye.

309
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,668
All right, Charles, I get it.
You're scared.

310
00:11:03,692 --> 00:11:06,704
But sometimes it helps
to say our fears out loud.

311
00:11:06,728 --> 00:11:08,139
You know, if you put words to them,

312
00:11:08,163 --> 00:11:09,374
it can take away some of their powers.

313
00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:10,326
So come on.

314
00:11:10,351 --> 00:11:12,941
Stop bottling up those fears
and get them out in the open.

315
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,529
Okay, well...

316
00:11:17,939 --> 00:11:20,685
I'm scared
that whatever's in my testicle

317
00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:22,573
has spread and that I'm gonna die.

318
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:25,627
And then I'll never get
to see Nikolaj grow up.

319
00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:28,947
And I won't know
what kind of man he becomes.

320
00:11:29,371 --> 00:11:31,793
Also, my time with you
will be cut short.

321
00:11:32,248 --> 00:11:35,559
No more stakeouts
or drinks after a long shift

322
00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:38,733
or midnight calls when you've
had a breakthrough in a case.

323
00:11:39,327 --> 00:11:41,506
I've always had this image
of us in our 90s

324
00:11:41,530 --> 00:11:43,980
hunting down criminals
at the retirement home.

325
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:47,552
But I guess that was just
a dumb fantasy...

326
00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,151
because soon I won't be here anymore...

327
00:11:50,698 --> 00:11:52,489
because I'll be dead and gone

328
00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,027
and you won't ever see me again.

329
00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:58,967
- Jake, are you crying?
- No.

330
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:00,942
Yes.

331
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:06,101
Diaz, why the hush-hush meeting?

332
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,498
Because in one minute,

333
00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:09,000
you're gonna be showing me
your tramp stamp.

334
00:12:09,024 --> 00:12:10,547
- I don't have a tramp stamp.
- Prove it.

335
00:12:10,572 --> 00:12:11,553
Show me your lower back.

336
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,385
Hmm. Seems I didn't know
what a tramp stamp was.

337
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,179
But I'm not gonna show you anything

338
00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:18,409
until you've solved the case.

339
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,877
Surveillance footage of McCaffery

340
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:21,433
entering a pet store and buying a mouse

341
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,031
an hour before he found it
in his burrito.

342
00:12:23,171 --> 00:12:24,857
He set the whole thing up.

343
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,189
Diaz, you did it.

344
00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:28,985
And now...

345
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:30,747
my payment.

346
00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:33,424
Okay, O'Sullivan, there's McCaffery

347
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,732
coming out of Perdue Pet Supplies

348
00:12:34,757 --> 00:12:36,969
with the mouse
that he put in the burrito.

349
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:38,842
So there's no need for tactical gear

350
00:12:38,867 --> 00:12:41,812
or a Never Forget Burrito
ribbon or any of that.

351
00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:43,639
You need to call off the Blue Flu.

352
00:12:43,664 --> 00:12:45,375
Are you crazy?
My guys are under attack.

353
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,045
No, I just proved
that it wasn't an attack.

354
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,070
He faked it.

355
00:12:48,095 --> 00:12:49,645
Not that attack, this attack...

356
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,017
The one where you call
a policeman a liar.

357
00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:52,814
He is a liar.

358
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,322
Oh, dear, my God.
You just did it again.

359
00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:55,980
Do you understand
the worst thing you could do

360
00:12:56,004 --> 00:12:59,175
to another person
is to call that person a liar?

361
00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:01,368
You hate cops. That's a fact.

362
00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:03,054
I-I-I just thought

363
00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:05,690
the Blue Flu
was about a mouse in a burrito.

364
00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:08,693
Well, it was, but now it's
about you saying it wasn't.

365
00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:10,261
- That doesn't make any sense.
- So you're calling me stupid?

366
00:13:10,285 --> 00:13:12,029
- That's not what I said!
- You're calling me a liar?

367
00:13:12,053 --> 00:13:13,564
I just don't know how to talk
to someone like you.

368
00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:15,133
Someone like me?

369
00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:17,656
Wow. That's racist.

370
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:21,618
Oh, this is a very
frustrating conversation.

371
00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:24,687
The union can't be reasoned with.

372
00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:26,538
I need an update. Prong one.

373
00:13:26,614 --> 00:13:27,991
More broken than ever.

374
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,100
Ah, well, I never had
any faith in you anyway.

375
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,974
Santiago, how's prong two doing?

376
00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:32,978
We're killing it.

377
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:35,121
According to the pedometers
I put on the Hitchcock-and-Scullys,

378
00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,356
they're out walking their beat.

379
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:37,691
And it's all thanks to these guys.

380
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:38,950
- Hey.
- Screw you, Amy.

381
00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:40,735
No, I was complimenting you.

382
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,679
- Well, screw you anyway.
- Yeah.

383
00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:44,715
As for prong four,
Jeffords is recording

384
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,367
the officers' secret meeting
as we speak.

385
00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:49,978
And I expect he'll be bursting
into my office any minute

386
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,315
with the proof
we need to end the Blue Flu.

387
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,167
I got the proof we need
to end the Blue Flu.

388
00:13:56,192 --> 00:13:57,819
- Wait, really?
- Why so surprised?

389
00:13:57,844 --> 00:13:58,877
That was the plan.

390
00:13:58,902 --> 00:14:00,714
Yes, but earlier,
I was talking to the squad,

391
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,873
and I put a lot of pressure
on this moment,

392
00:14:02,898 --> 00:14:04,242
which I then regretted.

393
00:14:04,267 --> 00:14:06,412
I feared I might be hoist
on my own petard.

394
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,204
No petard hoisting here.

395
00:14:08,229 --> 00:14:10,181
They talked about everything
in front of me...

396
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:11,383
How they planned the whole thing,

397
00:14:11,408 --> 00:14:13,086
how long they were gonna
pretend to be sick.

398
00:14:13,111 --> 00:14:15,089
You recorded it all,
despite your own illness.

399
00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:17,063
I must say, I'm impressed.

400
00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:18,673
Because of how tough I am, right?

401
00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:19,743
The toughest.

402
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:22,681
Okay, first things first.
We got to get...

403
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:25,847
What... what is that?

404
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:27,316
I had the mic close to my chest.

405
00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:30,019
So I guess it must have picked up
my stomach noises,

406
00:14:30,044 --> 00:14:31,856
but I'm sure it stops eventually.

407
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:34,341
More stomach.

408
00:14:35,405 --> 00:14:36,483
More stomach.

409
00:14:36,931 --> 00:14:38,116
It's all stomach.

410
00:14:38,141 --> 00:14:39,152
And there it is...

411
00:14:39,710 --> 00:14:41,123
the petard.

412
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:44,675
I need your help.
Our arrests are still way down.

413
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,110
But according to the pedometers,

414
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,213
our Hitchcock-and-Scullys

415
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:48,680
are out there logging miles
on the beat.

416
00:14:48,705 --> 00:14:50,513
How are they not seeing crimes?

417
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:52,016
How do you know they're walking?

418
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,041
I just told you...

419
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,292
Their pedometer numbers
are through the roof.

420
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,169
Oh, poor, simple Amy.

421
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:58,203
It's like you've ever had
to mess with a medical device

422
00:14:58,227 --> 00:15:00,413
in order to trick
your life insurance agent.

423
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:01,716
Watch and learn.

424
00:15:03,426 --> 00:15:04,528
They're just using

425
00:15:04,553 --> 00:15:06,029
the massage chairs
to jiggle their pedometers.

426
00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,646
Life always finds a way.

427
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:10,030
- To do what?
- To do nothing.

428
00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:13,685
Dr. Mintleman's just
working his normal job

429
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,320
and not being a criminal.

430
00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:17,556
I can't believe this is
how I'm spending my final days.

431
00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,673
Maybe it doesn't have to be.
Screw this case.

432
00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:20,893
What's something
you've always wanted to do?

433
00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:22,153
Do you have a bucket list?

434
00:15:22,178 --> 00:15:23,622
Well, yeah, but, I mean,
it's only one item.

435
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:25,131
Great. Whatever it is, we're doing it.

436
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:27,050
- Live to be 110.
- Come on!

437
00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:28,300
I thought I found a loophole!

438
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:29,588
Okay, how about this?

439
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,183
We go on a cross-country road trip...

440
00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,387
Me on a motorcycle, you in my sidecar?

441
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,507
Or we enter a cooking competition,

442
00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:37,836
and you "Ratatouille" me from
inside of a giant chef's hat?

443
00:15:38,267 --> 00:15:40,445
I track down Diane Wiest,

444
00:15:40,469 --> 00:15:41,924
and you finally try
and use your hall pass?

445
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,716
You're smiling,
so I guess that one's it.

446
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:47,252
Oof, going with Wiest, huh?
I got to be honest, Boyle...

447
00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:48,720
I'm not so sure you can pull that off.

448
00:15:48,744 --> 00:15:49,922
I mean, her career is red hot.

449
00:15:49,946 --> 00:15:51,356
She just did a movie with Streep.

450
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,025
No, Jake. That's not why I'm smiling.

451
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:55,495
I'm smiling
because you know me so well.

452
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,789
Yeah, we're best friends.
Of course I know you.

453
00:15:57,814 --> 00:16:00,199
Well, as perfect
as all your ideas were,

454
00:16:00,223 --> 00:16:02,460
nothing tops sitting here
with my best friend.

455
00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:04,736
I mean, why would I want to go
to town on Diane Wiest

456
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,478
when I can go to town with you?

457
00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:10,709
- What?
- Hang out. Go to town with each other.

458
00:16:10,733 --> 00:16:12,036
It's a common friendship phrase.

459
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:13,372
Haven't heard it.

460
00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:14,646
Oh.

461
00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,982
Oh, God. It's my biopsy results.

462
00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:18,184
- What does it say?
- I don't know.

463
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,711
I'm too nervous. I can't read it.

464
00:16:21,143 --> 00:16:23,021
- It's not cancer.
- Not cancer.

465
00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:25,008
It's an infection,
and it's highly treatable.

466
00:16:25,047 --> 00:16:26,758
- I'm not gonna die?
- You're not gonna die!

467
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,027
Oh, we got to celebrate.

468
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:30,429
Does it say if it's safe to ride
a two-person banana boat?

469
00:16:30,471 --> 00:16:32,630
I don't know. Let me check.
It doesn't say.

470
00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:33,765
Oh, well...

471
00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,467
And also, I think just figured out

472
00:16:35,491 --> 00:16:37,552
how all those officers
got their fake diagnoses.

473
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,607
Tell us what's written there.

474
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,810
Patient's left teste

475
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,679
is gnarled and shows discoloration.

476
00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:44,081
No, not that. There, at the top.

477
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,978
ShareChem Medical Laboratory. Yeah, so?

478
00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:47,579
So we thought it was
the doctor handing out

479
00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,114
fake diagnoses, but he's clean.

480
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,092
However, the officers knew
you used ShareChem Lab,

481
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,154
and that lab is owned by David Share,

482
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,091
brother of Nine-Nine officer
Michael Share.

483
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,159
The lab faked the blood results.

484
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,328
None of the officers are actually sick,

485
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,163
which means they have no excuse
to miss work.

486
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,431
Well, unfortunately, that is...

487
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,200
Stop. I know you're gonna
twist my words

488
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,775
into some vicious attack
on you and the NYPD:

489
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,970
So, before you do that,

490
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,306
I'd like the pleasure of making
the vicious attack myself.

491
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,807
Sir, your insults are kind of known

492
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,809
to be little too think-y,
maybe you should just let...

493
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,745
O'Sullivan, you are a,

494
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:22,117
and I hope your get
shoved right into your.

495
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,280
Wow. Well, that was
definitely not too think-y.

496
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,254
Okay, okay, okay. You got me.

497
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,345
The men didn't have mono.
They weren't sick.

498
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,795
- Damn right.
- But they are now.

499
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:30,692
What?

500
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,661
It seems they had a meeting,
and somebody showed up

501
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,829
with a very bad stomach bug
and gave it to everyone there.

502
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:38,469
I believe the officer's name
was a, uh, Lieutenant Jeffords.

503
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,168
The petard.

504
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:44,210
It just won't stop hoisting.

505
00:17:45,849 --> 00:17:47,659
Hey there, sir. You missed
the morning briefing.

506
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,581
And I see you found Charles's cheese.

507
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,064
Mmm, it pairs well with despair

508
00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:56,400
and also this 1976 Chateau Haut-Brion.

509
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:59,104
Doesn't seem like the kind of bottle
you're supposed to chug.

510
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:00,939
I bought it the day I joined the force

511
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,908
with the intent to open it
when I became commissioner.

512
00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:04,409
Oh, my gosh, this is big news.

513
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:05,844
Congratulations, sir.

514
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:08,146
No, he's not becoming
commissioner, Scully.

515
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,251
We can still fight the Blue Flu.

516
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,001
It's over, Lieutenant.

517
00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:14,416
I have to cave to O'Sullivan's demands.

518
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,984
Sir, you can't give up

519
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:17,419
on all your hard work
because of one setback.

520
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,551
I'm a realist.

521
00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:21,221
I knew I wouldn't be able
to fix every problem,

522
00:18:21,246 --> 00:18:24,811
though I always imagined
I could fix some of them.

523
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:28,796
But as a realist, I can now see
I haven't fixed a damn thing.

524
00:18:28,821 --> 00:18:31,441
The NYPD will never change.

525
00:18:31,466 --> 00:18:33,789
Sir, if I may...
when I thought I was dying,

526
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,333
all I could think about
was what a disappointment

527
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:37,467
my life had been.

528
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,640
But then Jake went to town with me.

529
00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:41,061
Common friendship phrase.

530
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,330
And it helped me realize
you can't focus

531
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,941
on the things you didn't do.

532
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:46,677
Focus on what you did do.

533
00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:49,618
And, more importantly,
focus on who you did it with.

534
00:18:50,072 --> 00:18:52,751
Boyle, you're absolutely right.

535
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:54,766
I am? My speech turned
your life around?

536
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,411
No, I found it trite and uninspiring,

537
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,976
but something you said resonated.

538
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,936
Focus on the things you didn't do.

539
00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:02,661
I said not to focus
on the things you didn't do.

540
00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:03,929
Again, your speech meant nothing.

541
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:05,410
I'm just picking out individual words.

542
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,462
Sure, sure, yeah.

543
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:08,670
Hot damn.

544
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,673
I know how to end the Blue Flu.

545
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,970
I found a fifth prong.

546
00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:15,431
So I gather you're ready
to cave to my demands.

547
00:19:15,456 --> 00:19:16,731
- Why would I do that?
- Give me a break.

548
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,933
Your arrests are way down,

549
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:19,351
and your CompStat numbers are terrible.

550
00:19:19,376 --> 00:19:20,691
I think those numbers look great.

551
00:19:20,716 --> 00:19:23,003
- No, you don't.
- Well, not those numbers.

552
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,646
Obviously, they make it look
like we haven't done much

553
00:19:24,671 --> 00:19:25,650
at all this week.

554
00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:27,581
But a friend of mine told me something

555
00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:30,354
unintentionally interesting...
focus on what you didn't do.

556
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,924
So here's what we didn't do this week.

557
00:19:32,948 --> 00:19:35,327
With fewer officers at our disposal

558
00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:37,666
and none of them trying
to hit CompStat numbers,

559
00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:39,806
we made fewer bad arrests.

560
00:19:39,831 --> 00:19:42,910
Number of complaints
against officers, down 32%.

561
00:19:42,935 --> 00:19:44,946
Number of cases thrown out
at arraignment

562
00:19:44,971 --> 00:19:47,211
for insufficient evidence, down 34%.

563
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,721
And here's the most
important thing we didn't do.

564
00:19:49,746 --> 00:19:51,991
We didn't make the community less safe.

565
00:19:52,134 --> 00:19:53,979
Rates of major and violent crime,

566
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:55,547
what actually matters, stayed the same.

567
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:56,932
What are you saying?

568
00:19:56,957 --> 00:19:59,269
I'm saying the Nine-Nine
just became a case study

569
00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:00,638
for how a police force

570
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,641
can work better with fewer police.

571
00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:04,691
Are you actually talking
about laying off cops?

572
00:20:04,716 --> 00:20:06,996
If these numbers persist,
I may have no choice.

573
00:20:07,021 --> 00:20:08,332
Then I'll just end the Blue Flu.

574
00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:09,227
Great. That's what I want.

575
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,515
Then I won't end the Blue Flu.

576
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:11,991
Great. Fewer cops. That's what I want.

577
00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,238
You just said that...

578
00:20:16,025 --> 00:20:18,736
This is a very frustrating
conversation.

579
00:20:18,911 --> 00:20:20,409
I'd like to officially announce

580
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:22,121
that the Blue Flu is over.

581
00:20:22,197 --> 00:20:24,131
The uniformed officers are at work,

582
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,881
and we sent the Hitchcock-and-Scullys

583
00:20:25,906 --> 00:20:26,905
back to their home precincts.

584
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,728
So everything's back to normal?

585
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:29,631
No, the opposite.

586
00:20:29,656 --> 00:20:31,171
We're gonna use
what we learned this week

587
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,736
to change the way
the NYPD polices our streets.

588
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,391
Okay, awesome. Very inspiring.

589
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:36,760
Now, on to more important things.

590
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:39,892
I have obtained from Rosa
a photograph...

591
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,641
of Captain Holt's tattoo.

592
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,043
Oh.

593
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,980
I'm sorry, Captain, but there's
nothing you can do

594
00:20:46,005 --> 00:20:47,349
that will stop me from revealing

595
00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:50,675
that your secret
and embarrassing tattoo is...

596
00:20:51,806 --> 00:20:53,650
- a dot?
- Huh?

597
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,381
It's a decimal point.

598
00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:59,041
Ah, what a first-thought
mathematical symbol.

599
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:02,178
Might as well have gotten a
greater-than or equal-to sign.

600
00:21:02,203 --> 00:21:04,359
I can't believe I spent
$2,000 on a dot.

601
00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:06,351
- You did?
- I know, Amy!

602
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,385
We're both upset about the same thing!

603
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:09,921
I got to call Rosa.

604
00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:16,601
Thank you for giving Peralta
the doctored photo.

605
00:21:16,626 --> 00:21:18,486
My allegiances are
to the highest bidder.

606
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:19,848
And you'll never tell anyone
what you saw?

607
00:21:19,873 --> 00:21:21,010
They wouldn't believe me if I did.

608
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:23,030
I mean, come on, sir.
It's a picture of...

609
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,366
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