1 00:00:05,984 --> 00:00:07,460 Parenting is exhausting. 2 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,910 You're tired because you were up until 5:00 in the morning 3 00:00:09,935 --> 00:00:11,339 playing a game on your phone. 4 00:00:11,364 --> 00:00:12,364 It's not a game. 5 00:00:12,389 --> 00:00:13,886 It's a realistic pizza parlor simulator. 6 00:00:13,933 --> 00:00:15,009 It's very different. 7 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:17,056 - There's no winning. - Then why do you play? 8 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,517 To earn pizza points to get better toppings. 9 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:19,966 What's up, Peralta? 10 00:00:19,994 --> 00:00:21,727 Hey, Trudy Judy and dog Judy. 11 00:00:21,757 --> 00:00:23,245 What's going on? Are you puppy sitting for Doug? 12 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:25,226 Well, I was, but I need you to take him for me, 13 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:27,233 because I'm going on a little vacay, 14 00:00:27,258 --> 00:00:28,361 and let's just say 15 00:00:28,386 --> 00:00:29,987 there's going to be some activities 16 00:00:30,021 --> 00:00:31,855 that aren't suitable for a little dog. 17 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,127 Mm! 18 00:00:33,391 --> 00:00:34,591 - Like parasailing. - Oh. 19 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:36,660 Thought you were building to something much more sexual. 20 00:00:36,694 --> 00:00:38,629 Nope, just really pumped for parasailing. 21 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,204 Also, there's gonna be a lot of, 22 00:00:40,229 --> 00:00:41,789 but the dog's okay with that. 23 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:42,876 - Here. - Ugh. 24 00:00:42,901 --> 00:00:44,234 As much as we would love 25 00:00:44,269 --> 00:00:46,377 to take care of this extremely unneutered animal, 26 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:48,064 we can't, because I'm too allergic. 27 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,174 Wait, why isn't Doug Judy taking care of dog Judy? 28 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:51,275 Is he out of town or something? 29 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:52,843 Oh, no, you didn't hear? 30 00:00:52,877 --> 00:00:54,635 Doug got arrested. He's going to prison. 31 00:00:54,878 --> 00:00:55,820 Wait, what? 32 00:00:55,845 --> 00:00:57,238 Doug got arrested. He's going to prison. 33 00:00:57,263 --> 00:00:58,937 Yeah, no, I heard you. I was just processing. 34 00:00:58,962 --> 00:01:01,809 - Aw. You want to hug a dog? - Oh, my God. 35 00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:03,477 It's, like, a third of him. 36 00:01:20,995 --> 00:01:22,995 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:23,775 --> 00:01:25,642 - Sup, Peralta? - Hey, what's going on? 38 00:01:25,677 --> 00:01:27,048 Why didn't you tell me you're in jail? 39 00:01:27,073 --> 00:01:28,755 Did you not want me to find out who arrested you? 40 00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:30,031 Is there another cop in your life? 41 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,881 No, none of these pigs mean jack to me. 42 00:01:31,906 --> 00:01:33,335 No offense to Evan. You've been great this week. 43 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,261 I don't understand. I thought you went straight. 44 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:38,012 I did. I got a job. I have a wife. 45 00:01:38,037 --> 00:01:39,471 But the other day, I was driving 46 00:01:39,496 --> 00:01:41,297 to the new mega Target in South Orange, New Jersey 47 00:01:41,322 --> 00:01:42,890 because they have 50% off 48 00:01:42,915 --> 00:01:44,619 whole-home mesh wireless systems. 49 00:01:44,644 --> 00:01:45,744 - With a rebate? - No. 50 00:01:45,769 --> 00:01:47,064 Discount taken at register. 51 00:01:47,098 --> 00:01:49,697 - Oh, you gotta hit that. - I know. 52 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:50,770 And on the way over there, 53 00:01:50,795 --> 00:01:52,793 a guy rear-ended me and the cops showed up. 54 00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:54,443 Turns out I had a warrant out for my arrest. 55 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:55,606 But we wiped your criminal record. 56 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,881 You wiped my New York record. 57 00:01:56,906 --> 00:01:58,332 I stole a car in Trenton five years ago. 58 00:01:58,357 --> 00:01:59,524 Well, you still should have called me. 59 00:01:59,549 --> 00:02:01,217 - I could've helped you out. - It wouldn't have mattered. 60 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:02,344 There's a lot of evidence against me. 61 00:02:02,369 --> 00:02:03,696 I left a picture of me at the scene of the crime 62 00:02:03,721 --> 00:02:05,289 with a note bragging about how I did it. 63 00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:07,782 Ah, well, yes, that would make it difficult. 64 00:02:07,807 --> 00:02:08,834 Impossible. 65 00:02:08,859 --> 00:02:10,436 They're moving me to South Woods prison tomorrow. 66 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:11,504 - Tomorrow? - I know. 67 00:02:11,529 --> 00:02:13,030 But you know what really bums me out? 68 00:02:13,055 --> 00:02:14,298 I had no warning. 69 00:02:14,323 --> 00:02:15,892 I only wish that I had known it was gonna happen 70 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,928 so I could've had one last moment of joy 71 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:18,969 before I get taken to jail. 72 00:02:18,994 --> 00:02:21,062 But alas...'tis not to be. 73 00:02:21,087 --> 00:02:24,183 Wait a minute. What if it...'tis to be? 74 00:02:24,234 --> 00:02:26,268 What if I drive you to prison? 75 00:02:26,293 --> 00:02:27,293 We could have one more adventure! 76 00:02:27,318 --> 00:02:28,618 Honestly, Jake, I don't see how it's possible 77 00:02:28,643 --> 00:02:30,578 to have fun on a trip to prison. 78 00:02:30,603 --> 00:02:34,005 Yeah, it sucks, but I dunno, maybe for just a few hours, 79 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:37,365 you could focus on the journey and not the destination. 80 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:40,425 "Focus on the journey, not the destination." 81 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:42,593 I like that; did you steal it from a car commercial? 82 00:02:42,618 --> 00:02:44,495 No. It was an Instagram ad for a travel bidet. 83 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,855 Look, I know it's not perfect, but if you say yes, 84 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,667 I promise I will plan some sexy-ass surprises. 85 00:02:49,692 --> 00:02:51,226 How sexy we talking? 86 00:02:51,415 --> 00:02:52,962 How sexy you got? 87 00:02:53,988 --> 00:02:55,731 Is that a '79 Pontiac Trans Am? 88 00:02:55,756 --> 00:02:58,745 Sexy-ass surprise number one. We're riding in style. 89 00:02:58,770 --> 00:03:00,304 I can't believe the Department of Corrections 90 00:03:00,338 --> 00:03:01,905 was cool with you taking your friend to prison. 91 00:03:01,930 --> 00:03:03,718 Well, I can be very persuasive. 92 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,267 I got the guy and his family 93 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:06,892 a six-day pass to Pirate's Cove Waterpark. 94 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:08,351 So many days in the water. 95 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:09,520 The family's gonna be pruney. 96 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:10,566 Yeah, it wasn't a good bribe. 97 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,081 - Well, let's hit the road. - Up-bup-bup. 98 00:03:12,106 --> 00:03:13,139 Before we do that. There's another surprise, 99 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:15,050 but I'm gonna need your hands free for this one. 100 00:03:15,075 --> 00:03:16,401 Wait, you got a pen? 101 00:03:16,426 --> 00:03:18,431 I'll show you a little trick I learned from a magician 102 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:20,424 who, for legal purposes, shall remain nameless, 103 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:23,993 but is unquestionably a mind freak. 104 00:03:24,018 --> 00:03:25,119 Criss Angel. 105 00:03:25,144 --> 00:03:26,511 I can neither confirm nor deny... bam! 106 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:28,532 Your cuffs and your pen, sir. 107 00:03:28,566 --> 00:03:30,167 That was incredibly fast. 108 00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:32,035 Consider my mind freaked. 109 00:03:32,084 --> 00:03:35,254 On that note, it is time for sexy-ass surprise number two. 110 00:03:35,279 --> 00:03:37,631 A classic Jake and Judy outfit change! 111 00:03:45,149 --> 00:03:46,492 I'm feeling this print. 112 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,920 I thought you might. We got tigers and toucans. 113 00:03:49,945 --> 00:03:51,455 - Tigers and toucs! - Ooh. 114 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,881 And now, for the pi? ce de résistance. 115 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:54,867 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 116 00:03:54,892 --> 00:03:56,760 Little French. I like where this is going. 117 00:03:56,794 --> 00:03:57,994 And voil? 118 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,154 "PB" and "&J." 119 00:04:00,179 --> 00:04:01,388 Pontiac Bandit and Jake. 120 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:03,008 Go together like peanut butter and jelly. 121 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,033 It's never coming off. 122 00:04:04,058 --> 00:04:05,091 Except for in a couple hours 123 00:04:05,116 --> 00:04:06,236 when I have to check into prison for five years. 124 00:04:06,261 --> 00:04:08,662 Buh-bup-bup... journey, not the destination. 125 00:04:08,687 --> 00:04:10,497 - It's never coming off. - That's the spirit. 126 00:04:10,589 --> 00:04:12,082 Let's ride. 127 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,011 - Mind if I DJ? - I was counting on it. 128 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:17,214 Bust out those banging bar mitzvah beats, bruv. 129 00:04:17,248 --> 00:04:18,777 Let's see what you got. 130 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:20,982 Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, 131 00:04:21,185 --> 00:04:23,887 - really a lot of Taylor Swift. - Pfft, I'm over her. 132 00:04:23,921 --> 00:04:26,223 I barely even memorized all the lyrics to "Folklore." 133 00:04:26,257 --> 00:04:27,424 What's SAS3? 134 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,724 I'm glad you asked, mon fr?re. 135 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:31,493 That track is sexy-ass surprise number three. 136 00:04:32,764 --> 00:04:33,797 Okay, so I know this audio engineer 137 00:04:33,831 --> 00:04:35,465 who's friends with a guy who's roommates with a guy 138 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,466 who gets lunch for a guy who's friends with a guy 139 00:04:36,501 --> 00:04:37,934 who knows Drake. 140 00:04:37,969 --> 00:04:40,196 And he laid down a beat for us to write a song to! 141 00:04:40,221 --> 00:04:41,621 Drake laid down a beat for us? 142 00:04:41,695 --> 00:04:43,473 What? No, no. The friend did. 143 00:04:43,508 --> 00:04:45,409 The Drake thing was just to establish his credentials. 144 00:04:45,443 --> 00:04:46,372 And it worked. 145 00:04:46,397 --> 00:04:48,254 That dude's, like, six spots removed from Drake. 146 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:49,546 - He's the real deal. - Mm. 147 00:04:54,719 --> 00:04:56,386 A lot of room for uh's. I like that. 148 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,621 I thought you would. 149 00:05:04,829 --> 00:05:06,096 - What? - I was going for the rhyme, 150 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,721 but now I kind of feel like it's a good idea. 151 00:05:07,746 --> 00:05:08,713 Love it. 152 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:15,672 - It's magnets. - Okay! 153 00:05:27,585 --> 00:05:28,985 That was crazy. 154 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:31,087 We never even rehearsed and just did it perfectly. 155 00:05:31,161 --> 00:05:32,489 It was like Jackson Maine and Ally. 156 00:05:32,523 --> 00:05:34,991 - I call Ally. - Aw, I wanted Ally. 157 00:05:35,026 --> 00:05:37,294 Okay, it's time for sexy-ass surprise number four. 158 00:05:37,328 --> 00:05:38,428 Let me ask you this. 159 00:05:38,460 --> 00:05:40,928 If you could eat any meal on Earth, what would it be? 160 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,699 Cheeseburger cracker flavor Combos, 161 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:45,635 Philly cheesesteaks from Pat's, Popeye's biscuits, 162 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,637 McDonald's fries, Wendy's nuggets, 163 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:49,873 Sonic tots, fountain Coke, 164 00:05:49,907 --> 00:05:52,209 and of course, my mama's sweet potato pie. 165 00:05:52,234 --> 00:05:53,510 Oh, wow. 166 00:05:53,544 --> 00:05:55,312 That's actually a very tall order, 167 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,590 which I completely filled. 168 00:05:57,615 --> 00:05:59,523 What? You smorgasborded it? 169 00:05:59,548 --> 00:06:01,015 I smorgasborded it! 170 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:02,819 You know what this calls for? 171 00:06:02,854 --> 00:06:04,312 - What's that? - Foot slap! 172 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:05,404 Ooh! 173 00:06:05,429 --> 00:06:08,634 How did you find cheeseburger cracker Combos? 174 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,827 Weren't they discontinued? Tell me the whole story. 175 00:06:10,862 --> 00:06:12,529 A bodega in Queens had an old box. 176 00:06:12,563 --> 00:06:14,014 - Wow. - Yeah. 177 00:06:14,565 --> 00:06:16,132 - Kind of makes me sad, though. - How come? 178 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,734 One day, it's out in the world thriving, 179 00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:20,437 and then poof, gets pulled off the streets. 180 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,105 Ah. 181 00:06:22,139 --> 00:06:25,208 Well, I mean, it's not like it's gone forever. 182 00:06:25,243 --> 00:06:26,943 You know, it'll be back in circulation soon. 183 00:06:26,968 --> 00:06:28,979 Maybe, but sometimes when a product 184 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:31,481 is taken off the shelves, it never returns. 185 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:32,764 It's gonna be okay. 186 00:06:32,789 --> 00:06:34,757 I promise I'll visit the Combos every month. 187 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,216 The Combos will be very grateful for that. 188 00:06:37,595 --> 00:06:39,062 They're lucky to have a friend like you. 189 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:45,652 - Charles? - Yeah. 190 00:06:45,687 --> 00:06:47,488 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 191 00:06:47,513 --> 00:06:48,698 Why are you alone with a criminal 192 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:50,700 who's escaped you multiple times? 193 00:06:50,735 --> 00:06:51,825 Seems like a loaded question. 194 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,177 Oh, that's not even half my load. 195 00:06:53,202 --> 00:06:55,071 - Okay. - Oh, my God. I'm too late. 196 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:57,498 You're already seduced by Doug Judy's wiles. 197 00:06:57,523 --> 00:06:58,390 Okay, I appreciate the concern, 198 00:06:58,415 --> 00:06:59,750 but Doug has changed. 199 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:01,687 This was an old crime, and he's already owned up to it. 200 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:02,946 He's not trying to escape. 201 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:04,014 He's already out of his handcuffs. 202 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:06,116 Just so we can do our sweet-ass outfit change. 203 00:07:06,150 --> 00:07:08,385 - Tigers and toucans! - Tigers and toucans! 204 00:07:08,419 --> 00:07:10,921 Obviously, they're fantastic, but Jake, by trusting him, 205 00:07:10,955 --> 00:07:12,088 you're putting your job on the line, 206 00:07:12,123 --> 00:07:14,348 which means you're also putting my job on the line. 207 00:07:14,373 --> 00:07:15,297 How so? 208 00:07:15,322 --> 00:07:17,103 Because if you get fired, I will swim out into the ocean 209 00:07:17,128 --> 00:07:18,328 until I'm too tired to swim back 210 00:07:18,353 --> 00:07:20,204 and I will sink to the bottom and then I won't have a job. 211 00:07:20,229 --> 00:07:21,462 Oh, my God. All right. 212 00:07:21,487 --> 00:07:22,854 Well, I'm already driving him to prison, 213 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:24,480 so there's nothing I can do about it now. 214 00:07:24,566 --> 00:07:25,943 Oh, yes, there is. 215 00:07:26,537 --> 00:07:27,938 Welcome to the Boyle bus. 216 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:29,421 Why we getting in this wack ride? 217 00:07:29,446 --> 00:07:31,841 Charles refuses to accept what close friends we are. 218 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:33,076 He thinks you're trying to escape 219 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:35,211 and that your crew's on the lookout for the Trans Am, 220 00:07:35,246 --> 00:07:37,371 so he insisted we switch into his weird family bus. 221 00:07:37,396 --> 00:07:38,830 - That's ridiculous. - Isn't it? 222 00:07:38,855 --> 00:07:40,189 It doesn't matter what vehicle we're in. 223 00:07:40,214 --> 00:07:41,416 That's what I said. 224 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:42,962 I'm gonna escape from you either way. 225 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:44,498 Exactly. Wait, what was that? 226 00:07:46,129 --> 00:07:47,395 I still don't understand. 227 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:48,423 What do you mean you're escaping? 228 00:07:48,611 --> 00:07:50,111 Sorry, bro. Plan is already in motion. 229 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:51,279 Trudy came to you. You took the bait. 230 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,367 Come on. 231 00:07:52,401 --> 00:07:53,267 If you were really trying to escape, 232 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:54,535 why would you tell me? 233 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:55,655 Honestly, I didn't like lying to you. 234 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,680 You're a good friend. 235 00:07:56,705 --> 00:07:57,772 Well, if I'm such a good friend, 236 00:07:57,806 --> 00:07:58,921 why are you trying to escape from me? 237 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,397 I'm not trying to escape from you. 238 00:08:00,422 --> 00:08:01,522 I'm trying to escape from prison. 239 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:02,357 Let me ask you this. 240 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,775 Do you know why I stole that car? 241 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,267 Because you "love doing crimes." 242 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:07,293 That's me directly quoting your catchphrase. 243 00:08:07,359 --> 00:08:09,194 First of all, my catchphrase is "slurp, slurp." 244 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,122 - You've never once said that. - I say it constantly. 245 00:08:11,364 --> 00:08:13,298 Second of all, me "loving crime" 246 00:08:13,323 --> 00:08:14,823 is classic empty bravado. 247 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:16,115 The truth is I was arrested 248 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:17,992 when I was 22 for something stupid. 249 00:08:18,017 --> 00:08:19,251 When I got out, nobody would hire me 250 00:08:19,276 --> 00:08:21,244 because I had a criminal record. 251 00:08:21,269 --> 00:08:24,040 My dreams of being a landscape architect were out the window. 252 00:08:24,065 --> 00:08:25,041 That was your dream? 253 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:26,543 I wanted to be the Black Edward Scissorhands. 254 00:08:26,568 --> 00:08:28,044 - Oh, that's great. - I get all that, 255 00:08:28,069 --> 00:08:29,379 but that's not what this is about. 256 00:08:29,404 --> 00:08:30,604 I mean, you could have escaped from anyone, 257 00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:32,048 but you chose to set me up. 258 00:08:32,073 --> 00:08:34,526 And now my job and my name are all on the line. 259 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:36,553 You used me, Doug. You're a bad friend. 260 00:08:36,578 --> 00:08:37,804 You're the bad friend. 261 00:08:37,829 --> 00:08:39,329 I got you a tracksuit. Tigers and toucs. 262 00:08:39,354 --> 00:08:40,654 Might as well be a jumpsuit. 263 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:41,933 A prison jumpsuit. 264 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:43,518 You're taking me to prison. 265 00:08:43,543 --> 00:08:44,877 The fact that you thought I'd go willingly 266 00:08:44,902 --> 00:08:46,062 means you don't know me at all. 267 00:08:46,087 --> 00:08:48,248 Oh, please. I know everything about you. 268 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:49,440 You didn't know my catchphrase. 269 00:08:49,465 --> 00:08:51,499 You have never once said "slurp, slurp" before today. 270 00:08:51,526 --> 00:08:53,827 That you believe that is so hurtful. 271 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:56,406 Okay, well, there's clearly only one way to settle this. 272 00:08:56,431 --> 00:08:58,116 Ignore him and take him directly to prison. 273 00:08:58,141 --> 00:08:59,441 A high-stakes trivia contest 274 00:08:59,466 --> 00:09:00,785 to decide who's the better friend. 275 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,036 - What? - If I win, 276 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,596 you agree not to try and escape. 277 00:09:03,621 --> 00:09:05,081 But if I win, you agree to let me go. 278 00:09:05,106 --> 00:09:06,791 - Deal. - That is a bad idea. 279 00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:08,416 I cannot let you take this risk, Jake. 280 00:09:08,441 --> 00:09:10,175 It'll be just like game night at the Camden Senior Center. 281 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,296 You can be Estelle Minderman. 282 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:13,989 She's my favorite emcee. Damn it, I'm in! 283 00:09:14,215 --> 00:09:16,150 Charles! 284 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,510 The name of the game is called, 285 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:19,675 "Who Knows Mo', Friend Or Foe, Are You Fo' Real 286 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,359 - Or Just Fo' Show?" - Little wordy. 287 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,058 Each contestant will answer and ask ten personal questions. 288 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,850 Whoever gets the most correct answers 289 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,871 will be crowned the better friend. 290 00:09:27,896 --> 00:09:30,206 Also, there is that whole "going to prison or not" thing. 291 00:09:30,231 --> 00:09:32,001 America can't relate to the prison stuff; it's too real. 292 00:09:32,026 --> 00:09:33,527 It's a game about friendship, 293 00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:35,434 and may the better friend win. 294 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:38,173 Jake, you will ask the first question. 295 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:39,198 Begin! 296 00:09:39,407 --> 00:09:40,974 What is my middle name? 297 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:43,335 You tell people it's Zack, but it's really Jeffrey. 298 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,455 No, it's Zack, like Zack Morris. 299 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,462 Point for Doug. 300 00:09:46,487 --> 00:09:47,848 What is the name of the alter ego 301 00:09:47,873 --> 00:09:49,197 I use for fancy crimes? 302 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,669 Lord Poncy Cumbershire. 303 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,261 - 'Tis correct. - Point for Jake. 304 00:09:53,286 --> 00:09:55,465 What is my favorite Knicks memory? 305 00:09:55,490 --> 00:09:56,990 When they fired Phil Jackson. 306 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:57,981 Mm. 307 00:09:58,006 --> 00:09:59,786 Yeah, that was a good day. 308 00:09:59,811 --> 00:10:01,059 What is the most embarrassing thing 309 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,323 - that's ever happened to me? - Oh, when you were 310 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:04,349 cut out of that season of "Real Housewives" 311 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:05,974 - where you were dating Ramona. - I wasn't embarrassed. 312 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:07,700 I was just disappointed at the way it was handled. 313 00:10:07,725 --> 00:10:08,758 Yeah. 314 00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:10,550 What is my least favorite word? 315 00:10:10,575 --> 00:10:11,399 Buttress. 316 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:13,185 It just makes me picture a mattress with a butt. 317 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,109 What is my least favorite thing? 318 00:10:15,134 --> 00:10:17,570 Meringue because it looks so much better than it tastes. 319 00:10:17,595 --> 00:10:18,740 It's a trick food! 320 00:10:20,116 --> 00:10:21,241 Doug's up by one. 321 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:23,100 Jake, you need to answer the final question correctly. 322 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,793 Otherwise, he wins. Doug, lay it on him. 323 00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:26,832 Hmm. 324 00:10:27,139 --> 00:10:30,708 Jake Peralta, do I have an earring? 325 00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:33,125 Um. 326 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:34,921 - What? - You heard me. 327 00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,413 We've been in the car for three hours. 328 00:10:36,438 --> 00:10:38,531 You've known me for seven years. 329 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:41,922 Do I have an earring? 330 00:10:41,947 --> 00:10:43,734 Oh, no. I'm drawing a blank. 331 00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:45,823 I can kind of picture a diamond stud. 332 00:10:45,848 --> 00:10:47,081 That'd be a good look. 333 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,310 Or maybe a gold cross or a little hoop. 334 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:50,969 I do have versatile ears. 335 00:10:50,994 --> 00:10:53,565 Now I'm just seeing it pretty clearly with no earring. 336 00:10:53,590 --> 00:10:54,836 Ah, this is hard. 337 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:57,130 But I'm gonna go with my gut and say... 338 00:10:57,770 --> 00:10:59,237 yes, you do have an earring. 339 00:11:00,905 --> 00:11:02,757 Nothing but lobe? This whole time? 340 00:11:02,782 --> 00:11:05,141 Since the day we met. 341 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,000 I guess I know you better after all. 342 00:11:08,094 --> 00:11:11,830 - Or do you? - Wait, why are you smiling? 343 00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:14,002 Because we played you! 344 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,741 If you actually knew me, you would have known 345 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,977 that I only agreed to do "Who Knows Mo', Friend Or Foe, 346 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,212 Are You Fo' Real Or Just Fo' Show?" 347 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,752 - In order to stall. - I was in on it. 348 00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:23,244 "Estelle Minderman" 349 00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:25,126 is the code word we use for when there's a twist, 350 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,640 because when Estelle hosts game night at the Senior Center, 351 00:11:27,665 --> 00:11:31,477 she always makes sure one of the games has a sexy twist. 352 00:11:31,502 --> 00:11:34,075 And when I was writing my answers into my phone, 353 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,667 I was secretly texting Captain Holt 354 00:11:35,692 --> 00:11:37,460 our vehicle description and location. 355 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:38,994 Backup is already on the way. 356 00:11:40,029 --> 00:11:41,863 Wait, why are you smiling now? 357 00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:43,031 Because I played you. 358 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:44,923 I knew you would text for backup. 359 00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,882 So I changed your contacts while I was DJ-ing. 360 00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:50,629 Kendrick Lamar, Meek Mill, really a lot of Taylor Swift. 361 00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:51,935 So when you were texting Captain Holt, 362 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,461 you were actually texting Trudy Judy. 363 00:11:54,486 --> 00:11:56,086 State troopers are on their way. 364 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:57,745 Sincerely, Raymond Holt. 365 00:11:57,770 --> 00:11:59,380 Now my crew knows exactly where we are 366 00:11:59,405 --> 00:12:01,257 and exactly what we're driving. 367 00:12:01,282 --> 00:12:03,635 Because I know you mo'. 368 00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:05,586 Slurp, slurp. 369 00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:11,953 What do we do? We can't outrun Doug's men. 370 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:13,438 The Boyle bus tops out at 50. 371 00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,523 I'm calling Holt for help. 372 00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:17,375 - Go for Trudy. - Oh, damn it! 373 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,700 Yeah, I changed all the numbers. 374 00:12:18,725 --> 00:12:20,612 Come on. Charles, give me your phone. 375 00:12:21,905 --> 00:12:23,740 All right, all right. 376 00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:25,767 - Peralta, what's going on? - Sir, I need your help. 377 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,145 Doug Judy tricked me and now his crew knows our location 378 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,704 and they're on their way to help him escape. 379 00:12:29,729 --> 00:12:30,963 - Hey, Captain Holt. - Doug says hi. 380 00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:33,333 How many times have I warned you not to trust that man? 381 00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:34,493 A lot of times. 382 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,562 But honestly, you tell me not to do things so often, 383 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:38,213 I kinda just tune it out. 384 00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:39,672 If Doug Judy escapes, 385 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:41,398 I can't help you; you will be fired. 386 00:12:41,423 --> 00:12:42,690 Okay, I know I messed up. 387 00:12:42,759 --> 00:12:43,985 But can you at least get us some backup? 388 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,343 Send me a pin of your location. 389 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:47,013 I'll have state troopers rendezvous with you. 390 00:12:47,038 --> 00:12:48,572 Do Judy's men know what car you're driving? 391 00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:53,168 Yes. They... no. Not for long. 392 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:54,354 What the hell is this? 393 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,781 This is the front of a Galaxie 500 394 00:12:56,806 --> 00:12:58,140 welded to the back of a Datsun 395 00:12:58,165 --> 00:12:59,484 with half its windows and no trunk. 396 00:12:59,509 --> 00:13:00,485 It's all I could afford. 397 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,278 You really think you're gonna make it to the prison in that? 398 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,802 Well, we only have 38 miles left. 399 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,161 So sorry, Judy, 400 00:13:05,186 --> 00:13:07,420 but it looks like I have the upper hand now. 401 00:13:11,554 --> 00:13:12,840 Door fell off. 402 00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:15,875 So what you want to talk about? 403 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,834 Nothing. We're not talking anymore. 404 00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:19,003 No. No, no, no. 405 00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:20,841 - No phone call for you. - She's calling for you. 406 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,433 Yeah, it was gonna be another fun road trip surprise. 407 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,884 - But you don't deserve it. - Sup, Rosa? 408 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,848 No, no, no, no, there's no singing for him now. 409 00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:31,273 But you made me learn such a long song. 410 00:13:31,298 --> 00:13:32,784 It has 35 verses and no chorus. 411 00:13:32,809 --> 00:13:35,353 I know. I'm sorry. But plans have changed. 412 00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,079 Let me guess. Doug wasn't excited about prison 413 00:13:37,104 --> 00:13:38,189 and now he's trying to escape? 414 00:13:38,214 --> 00:13:39,440 - Yes. - You know it. 415 00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:41,276 Good luck, Doug. 416 00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:44,821 Thank you for planning that. 417 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,521 - What's the next surprise? - There isn't one. 418 00:13:46,546 --> 00:13:48,045 You ruined it. There's no more fun. 419 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,117 So that's how it is? 420 00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:50,576 When it's gonna end with me in prison, 421 00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:52,035 we can have a good time. 422 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,509 But now it's gonna end with me 423 00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:55,102 riding off into the sunset a free man, 424 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,457 and we're all moody? 425 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:57,468 You're not escaping. 426 00:13:57,493 --> 00:13:58,930 And if you did, I would lose my badge. 427 00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:00,837 Maybe it's for the best. You'd make a dope realtor. 428 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,329 I don't want to be a realtor. 429 00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:03,788 You're telling me you don't want to sell a penthouse 430 00:14:03,813 --> 00:14:06,114 to Zayn Malik and then party with him afterwards? 431 00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:09,279 I mean... that does sound kind of cool. 432 00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:10,771 Next thing you know, you're the go-to guy 433 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:12,763 for all of One Direction's property needs. 434 00:14:12,788 --> 00:14:14,455 Whoo! 435 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,714 No! There's too much tension between Zayn and the others. 436 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,121 You're selling me a pipe dream. 437 00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:20,815 All I'm saying is you're more than just your job. 438 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,907 You know, it doesn't matter. 439 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,208 It still doesn't give you the right to get me fired. 440 00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,042 Honestly, seems like a small price to pay for my freedom. 441 00:14:26,817 --> 00:14:29,176 Think about it. That's all I ask. 442 00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:32,435 Oh, finally. 443 00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:34,270 Captain Raymond Holt called in for backup. 444 00:14:34,305 --> 00:14:35,672 We're supposed to escort you to the prison. 445 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:36,664 Copy that. Thanks. 446 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:37,883 What are y'all wearing? 447 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,239 Tigers and toucans. 448 00:14:39,264 --> 00:14:40,664 Yessir. 449 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,524 Interesting. And why isn't he cuffed? 450 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,713 Uh, don't worry about it. 451 00:14:43,747 --> 00:14:46,082 Peralta knows I wouldn't physically overwhelm him. 452 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,967 What's happening here is more of a mental overwhelmsion. 453 00:14:47,992 --> 00:14:50,093 There's been no overwhelmsion of any kind. 454 00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:51,988 And yet I just tricked you into thinking 455 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:54,699 - "overwhelmsion" is a word. - No. 456 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,495 Stay in contact if you need anything. 457 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,104 Thank you. 458 00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:00,371 Hey, if we're not gonna talk, 459 00:15:00,396 --> 00:15:02,279 can we at least play some music? 460 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:06,110 Oh, I can get with this. 461 00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:09,137 Oompah-oompah-oompah-oompah, oompah-oompah-oompah. 462 00:15:09,197 --> 00:15:10,664 - What are you doing? - Wow. 463 00:15:10,698 --> 00:15:12,265 I can't have a diverse musical palate? 464 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,590 I'm not sure what you're so happy about. 465 00:15:13,627 --> 00:15:14,661 I have backup now. 466 00:15:14,686 --> 00:15:15,953 I'm choosing to focus 467 00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:17,779 on the journey, not the destination. 468 00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:18,872 Suit yourself. 469 00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:19,730 Wait a minute. 470 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,918 This isn't part of your plan. Is it? 471 00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:23,478 Are the state troopers actually your guys? 472 00:15:23,503 --> 00:15:25,288 Sounds like something I would do. 473 00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:27,455 I mean, how would you even have contacted them? 474 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,717 Unless somebody messed with Holt's phone. 475 00:15:29,742 --> 00:15:31,094 Classic Doug. 476 00:15:31,119 --> 00:15:32,420 No, it's crazy. You're just bluffing. 477 00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,427 Also classic Doug. 478 00:15:34,305 --> 00:15:35,717 - Rerouting. - Rerouting? 479 00:15:35,742 --> 00:15:36,742 It's probably nothing. 480 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,001 I'm sure we're going down a side road 481 00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:39,644 away from the prison for a good reason. 482 00:15:42,479 --> 00:15:43,746 Hey, this is Peralta. 483 00:15:43,771 --> 00:15:45,201 Why'd you guys just turn? Where are you going? 484 00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:46,359 This is the way to the prison. 485 00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:49,520 I'm heading into a trap. 486 00:15:49,545 --> 00:15:50,697 - Aren't I? - Hard to say. 487 00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:52,224 But if those are your guys, what are they waiting for? 488 00:15:52,249 --> 00:15:53,650 - Don't know. - But if they're not your guys, 489 00:15:53,684 --> 00:15:54,701 - where are we going? - Unclear. 490 00:15:54,726 --> 00:15:55,662 I'm calling Charles. 491 00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:57,352 What's up, Peralta? 492 00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:00,546 No! All right, Jake, stay calm. 493 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,425 This all makes sense. You called for backup. 494 00:16:02,459 --> 00:16:03,393 Then Holt said backup was coming. 495 00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:05,003 And now they're here. These guys are real. 496 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:07,230 If you can't trust them, you can't trust anyone. 497 00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:09,122 You're right. That's good logic. 498 00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:11,115 I can't trust anyone! 499 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:19,454 Okay. We lost them. 500 00:16:20,644 --> 00:16:22,145 I gotta know, were they actually your guys? 501 00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:23,913 - Nope. - Damn it! I knew it! 502 00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:24,968 Whatever. 503 00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,783 It doesn't matter anyway. We're almost there. 504 00:16:26,817 --> 00:16:28,192 We're just taking a different route. 505 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,619 At the next intersection, turn left. 506 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:31,779 Wait, this doesn't look right. 507 00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:32,817 Sure, it does. 508 00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:34,429 We just took a different route, like you said. 509 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:36,159 Came in the back way. 510 00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:37,963 Yeah, but prison should be visible. 511 00:16:38,178 --> 00:16:39,912 You have reached your destination. 512 00:16:42,056 --> 00:16:43,550 Uh-oh. 513 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:44,920 Slurp, slurp, Peralta. 514 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,112 Slurp, slurp. 515 00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:50,920 I don't understand. How did this happen? 516 00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:52,721 Remember when I switched out your contacts? 517 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,080 I also changed the destination in your GPS. 518 00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:56,205 So we've been driving 519 00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:57,473 to the wrong place this whole time? 520 00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:59,608 Everything else was just a distraction? 521 00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:00,943 I wanted you to focus on the journey, 522 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,033 not the destination. 523 00:17:02,058 --> 00:17:04,033 - Oh. - Yeah. I got that from you. 524 00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:05,626 - Dumbass. - He's not a dumb-ass, Trudy. 525 00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:07,052 It was a brilliant plan. 526 00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,587 Yeah, that hinged on him handing you his phone 527 00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,698 and not noticing that he was driving directly to us. 528 00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:13,424 Yeah, but there was also some mental misdirection. 529 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,749 It was a bit of a chess match; it's true. 530 00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,868 Yeah, a chess match with a dumb-ass. 531 00:17:16,893 --> 00:17:18,908 All right, we gotta move. Judys, you get in the SUV. 532 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,288 I'll take care of the cop. 533 00:17:20,466 --> 00:17:22,458 What do you mean, "take care of him"? 534 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,002 - Shoot him in the face. - What? 535 00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:25,637 - Doug, who are these guys? - I don't know. 536 00:17:25,672 --> 00:17:27,072 Trudy, who are these guys? 537 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:28,640 Well, your old crew split when you went legit, 538 00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:30,275 so I put a ad for goons on the internet. 539 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,543 - TaskRabbit? - Craigslist. 540 00:17:31,569 --> 00:17:33,630 Trudy, never contact Craigslist crooks. 541 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:34,866 He's a cop. He's seen our faces. 542 00:17:34,891 --> 00:17:35,857 It's okay. He doesn't care about you. 543 00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,008 He doesn't even know your names. 544 00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:38,888 - It's Vince Thompson. - Don't tell him! 545 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:40,246 Look, I'm just after Doug, that's it. 546 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:41,738 Yeah, he's gonna forget all about you, 547 00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:43,808 guy whose name I can't even remember. 548 00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,500 - It's Vince Michael Thompson. - What is wrong with you? 549 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,593 Look, you can let us do what you hired us to do 550 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,485 or you can join your buddy in a ditch. 551 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,028 Fair enough. Enjoy the ditch, Jake. 552 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,386 "Enjoy the ditch"? 553 00:17:53,411 --> 00:17:55,167 Those are your final words to me? 554 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:57,738 Hey man, it's not a game, and I'm not Estelle Minderman. 555 00:17:57,763 --> 00:17:59,931 Life is about choices, difficult choices 556 00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:00,998 that sometimes... now! 557 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:04,509 All right, nobody move! Stay where you are! 558 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:07,346 See you later, dumb-ass! 559 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,523 I'll take the prisoner. 560 00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:13,928 Oh, can you actually give me one second? 561 00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:15,758 Thanks. Look, Doug, 562 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:17,090 I'm sorry it's gotta be like this. 563 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,157 If you're mad at me, I get it. 564 00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:21,287 I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at myself. 565 00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:23,456 I should never become friends with a cop. 566 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:24,873 I mean, how'd I expect this to end? 567 00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:27,722 Well, regardless, 568 00:18:28,112 --> 00:18:29,334 thanks for saving me back there 569 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,335 with the Estelle Minderman thing. 570 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:31,608 I wasn't gonna let them hurt you, Jake. 571 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:35,028 - We're PB and J. - We're PB and J. 572 00:18:35,108 --> 00:18:36,354 Yeah. 573 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:39,478 I want to hug you, but you're cuffed. 574 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:42,037 You can hug me. 575 00:18:52,058 --> 00:18:56,161 Okay, you can take him. 576 00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:58,497 I'll see you soon. 577 00:19:04,737 --> 00:19:06,071 Peralta, there's a call for you. 578 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:07,865 Oh, is it a casting agent from "Double Dare"? 579 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:09,107 I submitted it as a kid. 580 00:19:09,142 --> 00:19:10,438 Maybe they're finally calling to put me on the show. 581 00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:12,144 You think they'd be calling 30 years later? 582 00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:14,108 All right, fine. I also submitted to the reboot. 583 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,100 It's not "Double Dare." 584 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:17,336 It's an inmate from South Hills state prison. 585 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,658 Doug Judy. 586 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,022 - Hello? - Hey, Peralta. 587 00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:26,825 - What's good? - Hey, Doug, are you okay? 588 00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:28,093 I wanted you to know, 589 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:29,498 and I've been thinking about it a lot... 590 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:31,108 I didn't mean what I said. 591 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,378 I'm glad I met you. 592 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,088 Sure, it ended badly, 593 00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:36,127 but we had some good times along the way too. 594 00:19:36,152 --> 00:19:37,412 We went on a cruise together. 595 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,008 We flew on Mark Cuban's jet. 596 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,216 We ate at a restaurant next to Gail from "Top Chef." 597 00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:42,307 Yeah, and then you got 598 00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:43,890 so mad at her about "Last Chance Kitchen." 599 00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,428 I wasn't mad. I just think it's insane 600 00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:47,388 that they make you go online to watch it. 601 00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:50,648 The point is I wouldn't trade those moments for anything. 602 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,984 I'm choosing to focus on the journey. 603 00:19:55,221 --> 00:19:57,089 Wait a minute. What language was that? 604 00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:59,463 I don't know. Maybe Dutch. There's a lot of that in here. 605 00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:01,883 You know how active the Dutch mafia is in Jersey. 606 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:03,875 - Judy. - Okay, fine. 607 00:20:03,908 --> 00:20:06,578 Surprise! I'm in Amsterdam! 608 00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,070 I escaped from prison. 609 00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:09,942 My wife and I are living the life here now. 610 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,232 Amsterdam is great. 611 00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:13,588 Jake, they got universal healthcare, 612 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,956 legalized marijuana, 613 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,249 and the workers are treated so much better. 614 00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:18,631 But you know what the best part is? 615 00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:19,889 That you're a free man again. 616 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,468 No. Stroopwafels. 617 00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:22,742 They're, like, these wafer cookies 618 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:23,968 with caramel in between. 619 00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:25,794 Oh, yeah, I think I've seen those at Trader Joe's. 620 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:29,483 Well, look, I guess I'm happy that you're happy. 621 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,789 - Well, I owe it all to you. - What do you mean? 622 00:20:31,850 --> 00:20:34,688 - I think you know what I mean. - Nope, no idea. 623 00:20:34,713 --> 00:20:37,015 Really? Because after we hugged goodbye, 624 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,207 I noticed your pen 625 00:20:38,232 --> 00:20:39,332 was in my pocket. 626 00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:41,658 Oh, that's weird. It was? 627 00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:43,017 Uh-huh, and then I used it 628 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,443 to mind freak myself 629 00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:46,669 out of my cuffs and then out of jail. 630 00:20:46,873 --> 00:20:48,974 Well, then I guess it's certainly lucky 631 00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:50,263 that it ended up in your pocket. 632 00:20:50,288 --> 00:20:52,844 - I wonder how it got there. - Yeah. 633 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:55,248 Well, I guess we'll never know. 634 00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:58,029 Well, however it got there, 635 00:20:58,054 --> 00:20:59,387 I'm glad it did. 636 00:21:00,398 --> 00:21:01,670 I love you, Peralta. 637 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:03,483 Love you, too, Judy. 638 00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:04,508 Tigers and toucs! 639 00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:07,875 Tigers and toucs. 640 00:21:09,174 --> 00:21:13,174 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com