1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,553 Attention, everyone, a bomb was just found on a bus 2 00:00:06,588 --> 00:00:07,659 in Downtown Brooklyn. 3 00:00:07,684 --> 00:00:09,023 Oh, my God, a bomb on a bus. 4 00:00:09,057 --> 00:00:10,858 It's a "Speed"? I get to work a "Speed"? 5 00:00:10,892 --> 00:00:12,316 That sentence is nonsensical. 6 00:00:12,341 --> 00:00:13,394 One can work with speed, 7 00:00:13,428 --> 00:00:15,353 but one certainly cannot work a speed. 8 00:00:15,378 --> 00:00:17,345 "Speed" is a movie. I won't let you ruin this! 9 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:18,770 Really never seen "Speed," sir? 10 00:00:18,795 --> 00:00:19,958 Keanu Reeves, Sandy Bullock, 11 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:21,829 Jeff Daniels at the height of his sexual powers? 12 00:00:21,863 --> 00:00:22,986 Can we please just focus! 13 00:00:23,011 --> 00:00:24,195 The bomb could go off at any moment. 14 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:27,051 Actually, it can't. It's already been defused. 15 00:00:27,076 --> 00:00:29,125 Oh, well, there's still a bomber on the loose. 16 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:30,204 You can't ruin this! 17 00:00:30,244 --> 00:00:31,311 All right, tell me about the bus. 18 00:00:31,336 --> 00:00:32,388 Was it headed to the courthouse? 19 00:00:32,413 --> 00:00:34,811 It wasn't an MTA bus. It was that. 20 00:00:34,836 --> 00:00:36,215 A "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel" tour bus. 21 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,988 No, you're not ruining this! 22 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,338 Has anyone heard from the bomber? 23 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:40,397 Has he made any demands? 24 00:00:40,422 --> 00:00:42,991 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Special Agent Feingold, FBI. 25 00:00:43,133 --> 00:00:44,676 This is our case. You're not a part of it. 26 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,308 Oh, man! You ruined it. 27 00:01:03,966 --> 00:01:05,966 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 28 00:01:07,731 --> 00:01:09,832 Agent Feingold, our guys were on the scene first. 29 00:01:09,857 --> 00:01:11,224 We're not gonna let you take the case. 30 00:01:11,249 --> 00:01:12,365 Tell him, sir. 31 00:01:12,390 --> 00:01:13,523 We're letting you take the case. 32 00:01:13,548 --> 00:01:15,040 What? But I said that so cool! 33 00:01:15,065 --> 00:01:16,799 They're the feds. They have jurisdiction. 34 00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:18,486 Agent Feingold, call me if you need anything. 35 00:01:18,544 --> 00:01:19,844 Sorry, guy, guess you're just gonna have 36 00:01:19,884 --> 00:01:22,204 - to let the big boys handle it. - Please just let us help you. 37 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:23,662 This is an all-hands-on-deck situation. 38 00:01:23,687 --> 00:01:26,021 I could be a good resource. Here, watch this. 39 00:01:26,297 --> 00:01:28,232 - What's up, Officer Marzipan? - Oh, hey. 40 00:01:28,257 --> 00:01:29,324 You're gonna want that kind of shorthand 41 00:01:29,349 --> 00:01:30,780 with Marzipan if you want to catch this guy. 42 00:01:30,805 --> 00:01:32,264 We don't need all hands on deck. 43 00:01:32,289 --> 00:01:34,555 The bomb was rigged with a chintzy $4 watch 44 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,643 - set to explode at 12:00 a.m. - Midnight? 45 00:01:36,778 --> 00:01:38,035 But there wouldn't be anybody on it. 46 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:39,647 Yeah, the idiot clearly meant to set it for noon. 47 00:01:39,672 --> 00:01:41,191 We're not dealing with a mastermind here. 48 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,815 I'm sure there's prints all over the place 49 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,441 I don't know... I've just got a gut feeling 50 00:01:44,466 --> 00:01:46,405 - there's more to this. - Oh, a gut feeling? 51 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:48,657 You know what your gut tells you to do most of the time? 52 00:01:48,829 --> 00:01:49,807 Take a dump. 53 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:52,728 And you just took a big one all over yourself. 54 00:01:55,821 --> 00:01:57,455 Okay, well, I don't have a comeback for that, 55 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,994 so I'm just gonna go. 56 00:01:59,482 --> 00:02:01,303 Agent Feingold. 57 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:07,348 Scully, it's our favorite time of year. 58 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:09,897 Cagney and Lacey's annual school candy drive! 59 00:02:09,969 --> 00:02:12,363 I took the liberty of duplicating your order from last year. 60 00:02:12,388 --> 00:02:14,533 Simply sign at the X, and I'll get it placed for you. 61 00:02:14,558 --> 00:02:16,292 Oh, about that, I don't know 62 00:02:16,317 --> 00:02:18,062 if I'm gonna buy anything from you this year. 63 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:19,129 What? 64 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,766 But we've been in business together since pre-K. 65 00:02:21,791 --> 00:02:23,734 I know, but there's someone else. 66 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,860 Someone else? 67 00:02:24,885 --> 00:02:26,372 It's not you. It's me. 68 00:02:26,526 --> 00:02:27,860 My taste in candy changed. 69 00:02:27,885 --> 00:02:29,948 Look, everyone goes through rough patches, 70 00:02:30,054 --> 00:02:31,450 but we can't give up. 71 00:02:31,478 --> 00:02:33,230 You owe it to Cagney and Lacey. 72 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:34,970 Please don't bring the kids into this. 73 00:02:34,995 --> 00:02:37,108 The kids are a part of it whether you like it or not. 74 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,535 Who are you buying from? Tell me, now! 75 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,752 The other man is me. 76 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,603 Nikolaj is selling candy this year, too. 77 00:02:46,298 --> 00:02:48,420 You're cheating on me with Boyle? 78 00:02:48,677 --> 00:02:51,346 Oh, there she is, my archnemesis. 79 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,538 You're a cop, O'Sullivan. 80 00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:54,016 Shouldn't your archnemesis be a criminal? 81 00:02:54,056 --> 00:02:56,992 - No. - Okay, what do you want? 82 00:02:57,032 --> 00:02:58,065 Well, I came here to reach a truce 83 00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,392 with you over your pilot program that persecutes 84 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:02,385 the uniformed officers in my union. 85 00:03:02,410 --> 00:03:04,545 Its aim is to reduce instances in which armed cops 86 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:06,558 are needlessly interacting with civilians. 87 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:09,561 It could save lives and restore trust with the community. 88 00:03:09,586 --> 00:03:11,054 That's persecution, plain and simple. 89 00:03:11,079 --> 00:03:12,622 But I don't want to fight with you. 90 00:03:12,647 --> 00:03:14,928 I'd rather be civilized and reach some common ground 91 00:03:14,953 --> 00:03:16,732 - over a drink. - It's the middle of the day. 92 00:03:16,757 --> 00:03:18,650 Well, that's how business gets done in the real world. 93 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:20,129 Look, I'm not changing the pilot program. 94 00:03:20,154 --> 00:03:21,625 Okay, have it your way, 95 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:25,254 but I got to say, you're going to be sorry. 96 00:03:25,574 --> 00:03:27,108 Are you threatening me? 97 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:29,067 No, I'm informing you that I hold a lot of power, 98 00:03:29,092 --> 00:03:30,367 and unless you're willing to play ball with me, 99 00:03:30,392 --> 00:03:32,194 I will wield said power against you. 100 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:33,601 Again, not a threat, 101 00:03:33,626 --> 00:03:35,445 but go ahead and change your mind, or else. 102 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,473 All the best. 103 00:03:37,727 --> 00:03:39,662 So you lost a "Speed." That sucks. 104 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,539 At least you didn't have a "Sister Act" taken from you. 105 00:03:41,564 --> 00:03:42,671 Bracco confessed. 106 00:03:42,696 --> 00:03:44,005 The undercover operation is over. 107 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,751 But I just got a spot in the choir. 108 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:47,401 Wait, is that the real reason you left the force? 109 00:03:47,441 --> 00:03:48,542 - It didn't help. - Right. 110 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,034 Look, I don't care that I lost a "Speed." 111 00:03:50,059 --> 00:03:52,261 I care that the FBI is not taking the case seriously. 112 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:53,846 They think the bomber is just some idiot, 113 00:03:53,871 --> 00:03:54,854 but what if he's not an idiot? 114 00:03:54,879 --> 00:03:56,796 What if he wanted it to go off at midnight? 115 00:03:57,847 --> 00:03:59,325 Oh, my God. 116 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:01,180 He wanted it to go off at midnight. 117 00:04:01,205 --> 00:04:02,154 Why? Wouldn't it just be 118 00:04:02,179 --> 00:04:03,725 an empty parking lot with nobody in it? 119 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,115 Yeah, but there could be a target there, 120 00:04:05,155 --> 00:04:06,288 which he would try to hit again. 121 00:04:06,323 --> 00:04:08,463 There's gonna be a second bomb, just like in "Speed"! 122 00:04:08,488 --> 00:04:09,864 I've got a "Speed" again! 123 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:11,461 I thought you said you didn't care about it being a "Speed." 124 00:04:11,486 --> 00:04:12,858 Of course, I care about it being a "Speed"! 125 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:14,595 That's all I care about! I've got to go! 126 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:17,347 - You owe me money for this. - Good one, Rosa! 127 00:04:24,922 --> 00:04:25,922 - Hi. - Hey. 128 00:04:25,947 --> 00:04:27,088 I just got home. Where are you? 129 00:04:27,113 --> 00:04:28,247 Sorry, I'm checking out the lot 130 00:04:28,272 --> 00:04:29,306 where the bus parks at night. 131 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:31,316 Ugh, but Holt told you not to. 132 00:04:31,341 --> 00:04:32,794 He's gonna be pissed when he finds out. 133 00:04:32,819 --> 00:04:34,132 Not when I bust the bomber. 134 00:04:34,157 --> 00:04:35,324 Marzipan gave me the lot's address. 135 00:04:35,349 --> 00:04:36,482 He's actually helping me out 136 00:04:36,507 --> 00:04:37,740 because of our intimate shorthand. 137 00:04:37,765 --> 00:04:39,986 You know, Marzipan's kind of a bad dude. 138 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:41,578 We're desperately trying to fire him. 139 00:04:41,603 --> 00:04:42,803 No, I did not know that! 140 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:44,028 Why didn't anyone tell me that 141 00:04:44,053 --> 00:04:45,553 before I pretended to be friends with him? 142 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:46,948 Well, looky here. 143 00:04:47,043 --> 00:04:48,978 - What? - Guess what's next to the lot. 144 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:51,238 An IRS building. That has to be the target. 145 00:04:51,263 --> 00:04:52,947 Jake, you should call the feds. 146 00:04:52,972 --> 00:04:54,991 No, they won't even care. I need more proof. 147 00:04:57,629 --> 00:05:00,161 I got to call you back. Hey. 148 00:05:00,722 --> 00:05:02,412 - Hey. 149 00:05:02,437 --> 00:05:04,144 Mind if I ask you a couple of questions? 150 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:07,513 Wait, no, stop! Ugh. 151 00:05:15,739 --> 00:05:17,285 Hey, there. 152 00:05:19,618 --> 00:05:21,870 Uh-oh, I know that strut. 153 00:05:21,895 --> 00:05:23,529 Little hip swing, playful butt bounce... 154 00:05:23,554 --> 00:05:24,788 Somebody made a collar! 155 00:05:24,813 --> 00:05:26,614 Not loving you talking about my butt bounce, 156 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:29,686 but, also, hell, yeah, someone collared a big dog! 157 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:30,704 Woof, woof! 158 00:05:30,729 --> 00:05:32,630 Peralta, you made an arrest in the bus bombing? 159 00:05:32,655 --> 00:05:34,556 Yes, look, I know that I was told to back off, 160 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:36,193 but something just didn't sit right, 161 00:05:36,218 --> 00:05:38,453 so I went back up there, and I caught the guy. 162 00:05:38,478 --> 00:05:40,897 He was snooping around. Now, he's not talking yet... 163 00:05:40,922 --> 00:05:43,389 - Because he didn't do it. - What? 164 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,348 The feds already solved the case. 165 00:05:45,373 --> 00:05:46,572 There were prints on the bomb, 166 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,827 which led to a suspect who confessed immediately. 167 00:05:48,939 --> 00:05:50,524 Well, why didn't anyone tell me that? 168 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:54,092 'Cause they didn't have to because it's not your case. 169 00:05:54,219 --> 00:05:56,071 So I arrested an innocent person? 170 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,155 Yes. 171 00:05:57,466 --> 00:05:58,709 Oh... 172 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,617 that's not okay. 173 00:06:01,701 --> 00:06:03,035 Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool, 174 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:04,955 uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool. 175 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:07,082 Are you saying cool or uncool? 176 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:09,915 Uncool. It's just hard to say it fast, but this is bad! 177 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:14,233 - Peralta, we need to talk. - I know. 178 00:06:14,268 --> 00:06:15,969 You're not mad. You're just disappointed. 179 00:06:15,994 --> 00:06:17,937 I'm actually both mad and disappointed. 180 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,238 What? You can't be both! 181 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:21,396 You are either Mad Dad or Sad Dad... pick a lane. 182 00:06:21,441 --> 00:06:23,543 All right, look, I know that I brought in the wrong guy, 183 00:06:23,577 --> 00:06:25,144 but I'm telling you, something doesn't add up, 184 00:06:25,179 --> 00:06:26,946 and for what it's worth, I made sure he was let out 185 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:28,314 as soon as I knew what was going on. 186 00:06:28,348 --> 00:06:29,816 He was in processing for ten hours, 187 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:32,149 which made him late for work, which meant he got fired. 188 00:06:32,211 --> 00:06:33,984 He's suing you and the department 189 00:06:34,009 --> 00:06:35,213 for wrongful arrest. 190 00:06:35,246 --> 00:06:36,486 I'm gonna have to suspend you. 191 00:06:36,511 --> 00:06:38,848 Ugh, okay, this is really bad, 192 00:06:38,873 --> 00:06:40,073 - and I'm sor... - Stop talking. 193 00:06:40,098 --> 00:06:41,231 What's going on here? 194 00:06:41,256 --> 00:06:42,367 Were you about to say the S word? 195 00:06:42,392 --> 00:06:43,618 The S word? "Sorry"? 196 00:06:43,643 --> 00:06:45,434 Oh, good God, don't say it out loud, man! 197 00:06:45,459 --> 00:06:47,021 Why are you here, O'Sullivan? 198 00:06:47,046 --> 00:06:48,950 Peralta isn't even in the patrolman's union. 199 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,709 I'm here to protect Marzipan. 200 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,878 He and Peralta worked very closely together 201 00:06:52,903 --> 00:06:54,797 - on this one. - Seriously, Peralta, Marzipan? 202 00:06:54,822 --> 00:06:56,785 With all the open I.A. investigations against him? 203 00:06:56,810 --> 00:06:58,077 I've met him, like, one time. 204 00:06:58,102 --> 00:06:59,269 I don't even know his first name. 205 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:01,344 His name is David. David Duke Marzipan. 206 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:02,941 David Duke Marzipan? 207 00:07:02,966 --> 00:07:04,734 Hey, don't you go profiling him 208 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:06,302 for what he changed his name to. 209 00:07:06,336 --> 00:07:07,984 You can't judge a book by its cover. 210 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:09,939 You can if it's written by David Duke. 211 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,607 Look, Peralta made a mistake... 212 00:07:11,642 --> 00:07:14,024 Holy crap, you didn't use the M word, did you? 213 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,735 - No. - Oh, thank God. 214 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,103 Because the M word is just about the worst thing 215 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,195 you can say if you're a cop. 216 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,214 Besides, the real point here is, 217 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,518 what was the perp doing 218 00:07:21,543 --> 00:07:23,374 snooping around a bus lot at night? 219 00:07:23,408 --> 00:07:24,954 The victim cuts through that lot 220 00:07:24,979 --> 00:07:26,412 on his way home when it's open, 221 00:07:26,437 --> 00:07:28,243 and it was open because Peralta picked the lock. 222 00:07:28,288 --> 00:07:29,973 What a bunch of bunk. 223 00:07:29,998 --> 00:07:32,195 Why'd the perp run away unless he was guilty of something? 224 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,953 Because he was understandably scared 225 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,188 of interacting with a cop. 226 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,622 I see... well, that excuse hasn't worked 227 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,624 in the last 15 cases against Marzipan, 228 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:39,698 and I don't think it'll work now. 229 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:40,693 15? 230 00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:43,020 Peralta, I can make all of this disappear. 231 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,479 That's what the police union does. 232 00:07:44,504 --> 00:07:46,386 But you got to play ball with me, son. What do you say? 233 00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:50,101 Sir, can I speak with you in private, please? 234 00:07:51,135 --> 00:07:52,602 I just had an epiphany. 235 00:07:52,627 --> 00:07:54,189 That you're fallible and you made an M word. 236 00:07:54,214 --> 00:07:56,984 Absolutely not. This whole thing is a setup! 237 00:08:11,171 --> 00:08:13,739 Wow, so you're just gonna do your business 238 00:08:13,774 --> 00:08:16,461 all out in the open like some common candy ho? 239 00:08:16,489 --> 00:08:18,357 - You're just jealous. - Boyle, where's my candy? 240 00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:20,026 - What? - The box is full of sand. 241 00:08:20,051 --> 00:08:22,548 - Or maybe it's sugar. - Oh, it's not sugar. 242 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,489 It's sand. Is this some sort of sick joke? 243 00:08:24,514 --> 00:08:25,551 There was candy in there earlier. 244 00:08:25,586 --> 00:08:27,806 - Maybe it fell out? - I don't want excuses, bitch! 245 00:08:27,834 --> 00:08:28,867 I want my candy! 246 00:08:28,891 --> 00:08:30,025 The vending machine is broken, 247 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,139 and you're my only snack source. 248 00:08:31,164 --> 00:08:32,264 He doesn't have to be. 249 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:34,157 I still have your purchase order. 250 00:08:34,191 --> 00:08:35,625 You. You did this. 251 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:38,208 Please, I would never do something that childish, 252 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:40,296 and you would know that if you weren't a big, stinky dumb-dumb 253 00:08:40,331 --> 00:08:41,497 who smelled like butts. 254 00:08:41,856 --> 00:08:43,499 Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. 255 00:08:43,534 --> 00:08:45,702 The union set me up. Think about it. 256 00:08:45,736 --> 00:08:47,370 O'Sullivan told Amy if she didn't drop her pilot program, 257 00:08:47,404 --> 00:08:49,205 "she'd be sorry," and now suddenly, 258 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,373 I'm being threatened with suspension? 259 00:08:50,407 --> 00:08:51,908 Sure, but he threatened her, not you. 260 00:08:51,942 --> 00:08:52,831 We're married. We're a team. 261 00:08:52,856 --> 00:08:53,874 Really? 262 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:55,994 What about when I wanted to run a half marathon together 263 00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:57,519 and you told me to rot in hell? 264 00:08:57,544 --> 00:08:59,148 That was clearly a playful joke. 265 00:08:59,183 --> 00:09:00,547 So will you run the half marathon with me? 266 00:09:00,572 --> 00:09:01,840 No, I would die! 267 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:04,087 Look, O'Sullivan said he could make my suspension go away 268 00:09:04,121 --> 00:09:05,355 if just "played ball." 269 00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:06,522 He's clearly trying to get me 270 00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:08,055 to lean on you to kill your program. 271 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,080 This doesn't sound like a setup. 272 00:09:09,105 --> 00:09:11,199 O'Sullivan didn't make you arrest an innocent man. 273 00:09:11,224 --> 00:09:12,691 Or did he? Think about it. 274 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:14,353 Marzipan, who I never liked, by the way, 275 00:09:14,378 --> 00:09:16,246 was the one who gave me the address to the bus lot. 276 00:09:16,271 --> 00:09:17,771 I think he and O'Sullivan made sure 277 00:09:17,796 --> 00:09:19,621 there was a "suspect" there for me to arrest. 278 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:20,859 You think the victim was a plant? 279 00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:23,052 I didn't believe it either until I checked the guy's file. 280 00:09:23,077 --> 00:09:24,578 Guess what he does for a living? 281 00:09:24,708 --> 00:09:26,561 Actor. Huh? 282 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,442 - Come on, sir, you hate actors! - I don't hate actors. 283 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:31,762 I hate colleges that award diplomas for acting. 284 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:33,616 I mean, I wouldn't put it past O'Sullivan. 285 00:09:33,651 --> 00:09:35,599 He is desperate to kill our reform program. 286 00:09:35,624 --> 00:09:37,387 True, he tried to blackmail me before. 287 00:09:37,421 --> 00:09:38,421 If you don't give me what I want, 288 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:40,937 I will release proof that you are a homosexual. 289 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:44,174 - I came out 30 years ago. - Ah, you're impossible. 290 00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:46,550 So you agree it was a setup. I have your unbridled support? 291 00:09:46,593 --> 00:09:48,394 My support is extremely bridled. 292 00:09:48,428 --> 00:09:50,496 You have circumstantial evidence at best. 293 00:09:50,534 --> 00:09:52,366 All right, then I guess we just have to prove it. 294 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,928 Absolutely not. 295 00:09:53,953 --> 00:09:55,972 You can't investigate your accuser. 296 00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:57,312 It's retaliation. 297 00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:58,604 Which is why the investigation will focus 298 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:01,541 only on O'Sullivan and be led by someone from the outside. 299 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,479 A friend, a confidant, a... 300 00:10:03,514 --> 00:10:05,648 - Diaz. - Yes. 301 00:10:05,683 --> 00:10:08,151 Damn it, you kind of stepped on the dramatic entrance 302 00:10:08,185 --> 00:10:09,419 we had planned, and you threw off our... 303 00:10:09,453 --> 00:10:10,492 - Me. - Timing. 304 00:10:10,517 --> 00:10:12,351 The point is Amy and Rosa will head up the investigation, 305 00:10:12,376 --> 00:10:13,623 and the entrance worked perfectly. 306 00:10:13,657 --> 00:10:14,691 Interesting, you two are sure 307 00:10:14,725 --> 00:10:15,872 you want to be involved with this? 308 00:10:15,897 --> 00:10:17,197 Investigating O'Sullivan? 309 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:18,583 Yeah, that dude sucks. He tried to blackmail me. 310 00:10:18,608 --> 00:10:20,223 If you don't stop harassing my officers, 311 00:10:20,248 --> 00:10:22,521 I will release proof that you are bisexual. 312 00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:24,300 - Already came out. - Oh, come on. 313 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:26,269 You can't blackmail anyone anymore. 314 00:10:26,303 --> 00:10:27,637 Okay, so here's the plan. 315 00:10:27,671 --> 00:10:29,678 O'Sullivan likes to do deals over drinks. 316 00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:31,805 So I invite him to Shaw's and order us a couple beers. 317 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,490 I nod along as he talks 318 00:10:33,515 --> 00:10:35,200 about how surprisingly cool his mom is. 319 00:10:35,225 --> 00:10:36,070 Order more beers. 320 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:37,295 I also nod along as he talks 321 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,291 about how horrible his ex-wife is. 322 00:10:39,316 --> 00:10:40,226 Order more beers. 323 00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:42,167 I also nod along as he kind of implies 324 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,392 he wishes his wife was his mom. 325 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:46,044 Nobody spoons like my mom. 326 00:10:46,069 --> 00:10:48,404 But I'm not the only one who's one listening. 327 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:49,715 O'Sullivan's a blowhard, 328 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:51,091 so he just needs a little push. 329 00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,962 Get him drunk enough, eventually he'll just come out 330 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:54,597 and admit that he set Jake up. 331 00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:55,765 The plan is flawless. 332 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,415 So there's one flaw with my plan. 333 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,336 O'Sullivan isn't even buzzed, and you're totally hammered? 334 00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:02,438 I'm so hammered! 335 00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:06,231 Pizza delivery for Jake Peralta. 336 00:11:06,256 --> 00:11:07,456 Oh, that's me. 337 00:11:07,481 --> 00:11:08,448 I didn't order a pizza, though. 338 00:11:08,473 --> 00:11:10,008 Someone must know I've been having a hard day. 339 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,119 - You've been served. - What? Come on! 340 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,891 Been there, brother. What did you get served? 341 00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,087 Oh, you. 342 00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:19,142 I'm being sued for wrongful arrest. 343 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,211 No, I don't care about that. I'm talking pizza toppings. 344 00:11:21,236 --> 00:11:23,070 The District Court does a great pepperoni. 345 00:11:23,095 --> 00:11:24,579 You know what? Why are you even talking to me? 346 00:11:24,604 --> 00:11:26,164 Scully's taking a nap. What are you doing on there? 347 00:11:26,189 --> 00:11:27,732 I miss my old role in the Nine-Nine... 348 00:11:27,766 --> 00:11:29,100 Hitchcock, the wise sage, 349 00:11:29,134 --> 00:11:30,968 always helping people through their troubles. 350 00:11:31,002 --> 00:11:32,770 That was never your role. Wait a minute. 351 00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:34,071 This address. 352 00:11:34,106 --> 00:11:35,272 The guy said he lived up by the bus lot 353 00:11:35,307 --> 00:11:36,607 and that's why he was cutting through, 354 00:11:36,641 --> 00:11:37,942 but according to this, 355 00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:39,426 his address isn't anywhere near that lot. 356 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:41,791 He lied. This is huge. 357 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,293 I got to call Amy and Rosa. 358 00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:45,962 And that is why "Kristy and the Snobs" 359 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,899 is the best Baby-Sitters Club Book ever. 360 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,837 Hey, we should go fly-fishing sometimes. 361 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:51,735 That's never gonna happen. 362 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,181 We need to sober you up and get you back out there. 363 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:54,624 Coffee and carbs usually work, 364 00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:55,591 so here's what we're gonna to do. 365 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:59,186 Ow! Rosa! What about the carbs? 366 00:11:59,311 --> 00:12:00,797 That was a misdirection. Carbs never work. 367 00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:02,990 - Slapping's the only way. - Oh, I think it worked. 368 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,909 And I just want to say, what makes 369 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:07,662 "Kristy and the Snobs" so good is the snobs. 370 00:12:07,824 --> 00:12:09,458 Their names are Tiffany and Shannon, 371 00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:11,902 and they laugh at Louie even though he's going blind, 372 00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:13,314 - which is so sad. - Okay. 373 00:12:13,339 --> 00:12:14,706 I'm calling Holt. This is a failure. 374 00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:16,594 No, wait, wait. I have an idea. 375 00:12:16,659 --> 00:12:17,793 Oh, I bet it's great. 376 00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:19,185 Okay, you know how guys like O'Sullivan, 377 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:20,944 they think we all look the same, right? 378 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:23,464 So you dress as Amy. You take my place. 379 00:12:23,489 --> 00:12:26,122 And, oh, my God! Is nine-drink Amy a genius? 380 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:27,180 That's never gonna work. 381 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,179 You just need to sober up and get back out there. 382 00:12:29,306 --> 00:12:31,350 Oh, you're on the floor. 383 00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:36,285 - What's going on here? - Uh, nothing. 384 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,285 Nothing? 385 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,644 I distinctly remember you saying 386 00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:40,003 we were moving on to shots. 387 00:12:40,028 --> 00:12:41,329 And yet you bring us more beers? 388 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:43,168 You got to do a better job than that, Santiago. 389 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:45,836 Right, right, I guess we'll just have to shoot these, then. 390 00:12:45,861 --> 00:12:47,754 Yes, we will! 391 00:12:47,779 --> 00:12:48,808 Sugar. 392 00:12:57,858 --> 00:12:59,855 Boring! No costume change much? 393 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,898 What the heck? This isn't my order. 394 00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:03,223 What, did they give you sour straws 395 00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,748 instead of sour ropes? I specifically said... 396 00:13:04,773 --> 00:13:07,242 No, it's just apples! 397 00:13:07,337 --> 00:13:08,971 Terry, you sick son of a bitch. 398 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,605 I didn't do it! Boyle must have! 399 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,643 I would never do that. 400 00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:13,121 This is just what happens when you order candy 401 00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:15,168 from a candy child and not a candy man. 402 00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:17,516 I'll show you a candy man. 403 00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:20,819 Hey, what the hell? 404 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:23,685 Oh, you picked the wrong guy to get in an apple fight with. 405 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:24,563 Why is that? 406 00:13:24,622 --> 00:13:25,756 Because I was MVP 407 00:13:25,781 --> 00:13:27,682 of my fast-pitch softball summer camp. 408 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,541 Wow, I'm so scared... 409 00:13:29,566 --> 00:13:31,400 Oh! 410 00:13:31,589 --> 00:13:32,856 Ow. 411 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,027 There you are. 412 00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:35,252 I found proof that this was a setup. 413 00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,470 Look, the victim lied about his address. 414 00:13:37,495 --> 00:13:39,357 - Zip! - What's that? 415 00:13:39,382 --> 00:13:40,743 That's the sound of your bridle unzipping. 416 00:13:40,817 --> 00:13:42,185 Unbridled support from earlier? 417 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,405 You don't know what a bridle is, do you? 418 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,587 I do not. We're getting sidetracked. 419 00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:46,898 Once I realized he was lying, I looked at his social media. 420 00:13:46,923 --> 00:13:48,777 He starts rehearsals for a rock musical 421 00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:50,315 in Florida on Monday. 422 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:52,052 That tracks. Theater like that belongs in the swamps. 423 00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:53,651 Well, yeah, obviously, I can't disagree, 424 00:13:53,676 --> 00:13:55,089 but the point is we're running out of time. 425 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,306 I should tail him and figure out 426 00:13:56,331 --> 00:13:57,528 what he's up to before he skips town. 427 00:13:57,553 --> 00:13:59,639 You'll do no such thing. We have a plan. 428 00:13:59,684 --> 00:14:01,318 Santiago and Diaz are with O'Sullivan. 429 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:03,144 - They have it under control. - Are you sure? 430 00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:04,767 'Cause I keep calling them, and they're not answering. 431 00:14:04,806 --> 00:14:07,362 Have faith in them. They're professionals. 432 00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:08,768 I'm so drunk. 433 00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:09,926 He's had 14 beers, 434 00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,437 and he's not even slurring his words. 435 00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:12,830 Well, I feel better. 436 00:14:12,864 --> 00:14:14,765 I had some floor pretzels. Let's switch places again. 437 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,390 Yes, two of us can outdrink that son of a bitch. 438 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,990 Here's to you, Santiago. All the best, bottoms up. 439 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,527 Whoa, Nelly! 440 00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:26,946 Here's to you. 441 00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:31,552 How about it? 442 00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:36,989 Well, now, what the hell am I looking at? 443 00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:38,475 Nothing. 444 00:14:38,889 --> 00:14:39,889 Oops. 445 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,088 You're drunk, and you're seeing double. 446 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,380 Oh, give me a break. 447 00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:44,981 You can't really think I'm that stupid. 448 00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,116 I mean, we've been switching places 449 00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,982 for the last two hours, and you didn't notice, so... 450 00:14:48,007 --> 00:14:49,542 That's 'cause I don't look at women's eyes 451 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:50,533 when I'm talking to 'em. 452 00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,334 - Now, what's going on? - You set up my husband! 453 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,892 You're using him to blackmail me 454 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,363 into dropping police reform. 455 00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,268 We're getting you drunk so you can admit it. 456 00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,035 I'm not blackmailing Jake. 457 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,362 When I blackmail somebody, you'll know it. 458 00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:02,721 I own my blackmailing. 459 00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:04,547 Then what did you mean when you said I'd be sorry 460 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:06,239 if I didn't drop police reform? 461 00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:08,625 I was talking about taking your snacks. 462 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,335 - Huh? - Oh, come on. 463 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,827 Who do you think broke the vending machine 464 00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:13,711 that got Detective Flat Top all riled up, 465 00:15:13,736 --> 00:15:16,547 stole Detective Little Guy's candy shipment, 466 00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:19,741 and swapped out Sergeant Muscle Guy's candy 467 00:15:19,766 --> 00:15:21,302 for seasonal fruit? 468 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:22,570 - Your people. - Bingo. 469 00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:25,031 And it's driving your guys crazy. 470 00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,657 Now, if your precinct would like to get their candy back. 471 00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:29,052 I'd be willing to negotiate. 472 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:30,439 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 473 00:15:30,478 --> 00:15:33,933 So when you told Jake you could get him out of his suspension, 474 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:35,378 that wasn't blackmail? 475 00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:37,404 If I am passionate about one thing, 476 00:15:37,429 --> 00:15:39,883 it's getting cops off without punishment. 477 00:15:39,948 --> 00:15:42,241 How dare you turn that into something dirty? 478 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:43,634 Shame on the both of you. 479 00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:45,675 Oh, we got to call Jake. 480 00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:49,336 Where is he? 481 00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:55,153 Got ya. 482 00:15:59,321 --> 00:16:00,295 This is Captain Holt. 483 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,066 Oh, hello, Captain. It's Amy Santiag-ago. 484 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,567 - Sergeant, are you drunk? - Oh, he thinks I'm drunk. 485 00:16:04,602 --> 00:16:06,619 - What do I do? - Uh, British accent. 486 00:16:06,644 --> 00:16:08,471 Smart. That'll fool him. 487 00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,106 Yes, sir, quite drunk. 488 00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:11,641 Wankered, really. 489 00:16:11,675 --> 00:16:13,409 What did you learn? Did O'Sullivan set up Peralta? 490 00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:14,568 No, he didn't. 491 00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:16,112 Me husband wasn't set up at all. 492 00:16:16,146 --> 00:16:19,115 He wasn't, but me big problem now 493 00:16:19,149 --> 00:16:21,618 is that me husband can't be reached by me telly. 494 00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:23,019 Please stop talking like that. 495 00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:23,944 Okay. 496 00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:25,287 Peralta wanted to tail the victim. 497 00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:27,156 I forbade him, but I bet he did it anyway. 498 00:16:27,191 --> 00:16:28,491 I'll text you the address. 499 00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,535 Oh. 500 00:16:30,594 --> 00:16:31,895 We got to stop Jake. 501 00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:33,630 How? We're too drunk to drive. 502 00:16:33,664 --> 00:16:35,398 True, but we're not too drunk to pedal. 503 00:16:37,086 --> 00:16:40,339 Jake, oh, thank God we found you in time. 504 00:16:40,369 --> 00:16:42,403 - We? - Me and Rosa, duh. 505 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,798 - Rosa's not with you. - Right. 506 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,935 I lost her when she rode down the stairs to the subway. 507 00:16:47,978 --> 00:16:50,713 It was so funny! 508 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,982 Okay, just shh, 'cause my guy is in there. 509 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,512 By the way, I really like that hat. 510 00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:55,671 You look like a little narc. 511 00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:57,520 - And you enjoy that? - Oh, yeah. 512 00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:59,145 - Okay. - But that's not why I'm here. 513 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,657 O'Sullivan didn't set you up. 514 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:01,991 Wait, what? Are you sure? 515 00:17:02,016 --> 00:17:05,252 Yeah, all O'Sullivan did was mess with the vending machine 516 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:06,913 and Scully's candy. 517 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,240 That was his blackmail. 518 00:17:08,344 --> 00:17:11,498 Okay. Wow, okay, that's bad. 519 00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:12,723 That guy's innocent, and I arrested him, 520 00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:14,183 and now I'm tailing him. 521 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,339 I know! Let's just go "herm"! 522 00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:17,707 Jake! Jake! 523 00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:20,968 Hey, Jake, you're following an innocent man! 524 00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:29,460 Hey, man. 525 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,623 What are you doing here? What a weird coincidence. 526 00:17:33,023 --> 00:17:34,724 Do a British accent. 527 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:39,405 Hey, Lieutenant, I think we should talk. 528 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,503 How you doing? 529 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:43,089 - Oh, no, I'm so sorry. 530 00:17:43,268 --> 00:17:45,240 Sir, I want to apologize. 531 00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:48,660 Okay, I have no idea what you're saying. 532 00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:50,480 Look, I know the union set us up, 533 00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:51,789 but we let it happen. 534 00:17:51,814 --> 00:17:53,782 Your friendship means the world to me, 535 00:17:53,807 --> 00:17:55,508 and I would hate for it to be destroyed 536 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,510 by a competition to sell more candy. 537 00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,245 Me too. 538 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,581 You guys are selling candy? There's nothing good here. 539 00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:02,880 Could one of you ship to Brazil? 540 00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:10,499 Oh! You sneaky son of a bitch! 541 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,389 We're adding intimidation to the charges against you. 542 00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,791 I know, you're both mad and disappointed. 543 00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:18,020 I'm neither. I'm displeased. 544 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,110 - Is that worse? - Yes. 545 00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,900 Of my 16 potential reactions, only one is stronger, 546 00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:25,186 and you should be thankful you've never seen me huffy. 547 00:18:25,211 --> 00:18:26,878 Well, you have every right to be. 548 00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:28,204 I know I messed up. 549 00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:29,620 I just never imagined myself as someone 550 00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:31,017 who would make a mistake like that, 551 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,410 and then I just made it worse, you know? 552 00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:35,402 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 553 00:18:35,427 --> 00:18:36,760 Learning a lesson? 554 00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:38,152 You don't have any lessons to learn. 555 00:18:38,177 --> 00:18:39,790 You didn't do anything wrong. 556 00:18:39,815 --> 00:18:42,394 - What do you want, O'Sullivan? - This is Mel Jenkins... 557 00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:44,920 City attorney in charge of payoffs and bribes. 558 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:46,970 Uh, not my title. I handle tort claims. 559 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,183 Whatever. Mel and I just had ourselves a little chat 560 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,209 - over morning drinks. - More drinks? 561 00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:53,569 Relax, it was just a couple of breakfast beers. 562 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,002 So the department is going to settle 563 00:18:56,027 --> 00:18:58,061 without mitting any wrongdoing, 564 00:18:58,086 --> 00:19:00,954 and because the facts of the case will remain unresolved, 565 00:19:00,979 --> 00:19:04,875 there will be no suspension for Marzipan or Peralta 566 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,200 How's that possible? 567 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,059 Peralta arrested and harassed an innocent man. 568 00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:09,718 Come on, now, these are cops. 569 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:10,910 They got to make split-second decisions 570 00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:13,270 in life-or-death situations, and they can't be expected 571 00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:15,897 to get that 100% correct every single time. 572 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,580 This was not a life-or-death situation. 573 00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:19,139 Sure, but next time it might be. 574 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:21,160 And how can this one be expected to do his job 575 00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:24,918 when he knows that any teeny-tiny lapse in judgment 576 00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:26,944 could end with you branding him a dirty cop 577 00:19:26,969 --> 00:19:28,550 and ruining his life? 578 00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,400 Oh, I've never seen this face before. 579 00:19:31,435 --> 00:19:33,569 Wait, is that... 580 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,805 Yes, he's made me huffy. 581 00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:37,773 Do you know what happens when you refuse 582 00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:39,533 to punish cops for their mistakes, 583 00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:41,877 when police are treated as a separate class 584 00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,608 of citizen above the law? 585 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,249 It breeds a lack of trust in the community, 586 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,384 and that lack of trust means people won't help us 587 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,486 with our investigations or testify 588 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,922 or even call us when they're in danger. 589 00:19:53,099 --> 00:19:54,900 It makes them more scared of us 590 00:19:54,925 --> 00:19:56,738 than of criminals and gangsters. 591 00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,461 It makes them run when we approach, 592 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,263 even though they've done nothing wrong. 593 00:20:00,288 --> 00:20:02,725 It makes the people see us as the enemy, 594 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,851 which leads to more confrontation, 595 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,461 more distrust. 596 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,774 You wonder how Peralta can do his job 597 00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,300 when he's held accountable for his actions? 598 00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:14,140 I wonder how any of us can do our job if he's not. 599 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,447 What a bunch of bunk. The city's gonna settle. 600 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:20,283 There are not gonna be any suspensions. 601 00:20:20,317 --> 00:20:21,814 - Take the win. - Wait. 602 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,755 What if I admit I made an error and apologize? 603 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,123 He is speaking hypothetically. 604 00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:28,991 You'll notice he never used the S word 605 00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:30,413 and he never used the M word. 606 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,794 I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 607 00:20:31,828 --> 00:20:32,995 Holy! 608 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,263 Let the record show 609 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:35,963 that he didn't say anything specific. 610 00:20:35,988 --> 00:20:38,134 I arrested a man without a sufficient probable cause 611 00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:39,468 in a case I was removed from. 612 00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:41,343 He has no idea what he's talking about. 613 00:20:41,368 --> 00:20:43,179 I then followed my victim to his home... 614 00:20:43,213 --> 00:20:44,513 Now's a good time for us to leave. 615 00:20:44,548 --> 00:20:46,538 In an act that could only be seen as police intimidation. 616 00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:47,530 La, la, la, la, la, la. 617 00:20:47,555 --> 00:20:49,423 I take full responsibility for my mistake, 618 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:50,982 and I'm willing to say as much in a court of law. 619 00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,240 La, la, la, la, la, la. 620 00:20:52,265 --> 00:20:55,100 And what's more, I'm very, very sorry! 621 00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:57,893 Yeah, he has to be suspended. 622 00:20:57,930 --> 00:20:59,094 I'm sorry. 623 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:00,801 Ah, don't you start. 624 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:03,468 Wow. 625 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,394 That was amazing. We beat him. 626 00:21:05,489 --> 00:21:07,690 I can't believe it actually worked out okay. 627 00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:08,980 You're suspended for five months. 628 00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:10,964 Right, I know. 629 00:21:11,297 --> 00:21:12,575 But I deserve it. 630 00:21:12,609 --> 00:21:15,711 And I learned a valuable lesson from all this, 631 00:21:15,746 --> 00:21:17,713 so I'm counting it as a win. 632 00:21:17,748 --> 00:21:20,541 I get that, Peralta, but things will be a lot better 633 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,313 when a man doesn't have to lose his job 634 00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:23,460 for you to learn a lesson. 635 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:27,620 Yeah, fair enough. Thank you, sir. 636 00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:31,457 It was crazy when you got huffy. 637 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,693 - I was so huffy. - I got scared. 638 00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,027 - Wow. - Yeah. 639 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,878 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com