1 00:00:04,151 --> 00:00:05,675 Lastly, on a personal note, 2 00:00:05,699 --> 00:00:06,707 as many of you know, 3 00:00:06,732 --> 00:00:08,594 Kevin and I have recently reconciled. 4 00:00:08,619 --> 00:00:10,679 Noice. Somebody's getting some. 5 00:00:10,704 --> 00:00:12,598 It's true. I am. Now, when we originally wed, 6 00:00:12,623 --> 00:00:14,502 we didn't know how long gay marriage would be legal, 7 00:00:14,526 --> 00:00:16,668 so we had a somewhat rushed ceremony. 8 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:18,062 - Do you, Kevin... - Yes. 9 00:00:18,087 --> 00:00:19,856 - And do you... - Yes. Yes, we do. 10 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:20,923 We're married. 11 00:00:21,011 --> 00:00:22,206 Kevin has always regretted it, 12 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,777 so we're having a vow renewal ceremony. 13 00:00:24,802 --> 00:00:26,514 This time, we're pulling out all the stops. 14 00:00:26,538 --> 00:00:29,213 It's will be a truly extravagant affair. 15 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,997 Oh, how extravagant are we talking? 16 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:33,118 - Champagne pyramid? - Destination wedding? 17 00:00:33,143 --> 00:00:34,244 Celebrity officiant? 18 00:00:34,269 --> 00:00:35,354 We got the salad forks. 19 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,372 Can you believe it, a second fork? 20 00:00:37,397 --> 00:00:39,691 Who do we think we are? 21 00:00:40,516 --> 00:00:42,711 Oh, no. You're shocked at how garish it is. 22 00:00:42,736 --> 00:00:44,338 Now I don't even wanna tell you 23 00:00:44,363 --> 00:00:45,882 the other surprise I have in store for Kevin. 24 00:00:45,906 --> 00:00:47,405 Wait, let me guess. You're getting bread plates? 25 00:00:47,429 --> 00:00:49,015 Don't be absurd. We're not crazy. 26 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:51,219 No, the big surprise is... 27 00:00:52,024 --> 00:00:54,456 I'm retiring from the NYPD. 28 00:00:54,647 --> 00:00:55,599 Wait. 29 00:00:55,624 --> 00:00:56,747 What? 30 00:00:57,004 --> 00:00:59,156 Why did you lead with the salad forks? 31 00:01:19,398 --> 00:01:21,083 You're leaving the NYPD? 32 00:01:21,108 --> 00:01:22,657 My preoccupation with my job 33 00:01:22,681 --> 00:01:24,628 has been a point of contention with Kevin for some time now. 34 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:27,053 I wanna show him that our relationship comes first. 35 00:01:27,077 --> 00:01:29,408 But, sir, it's too soon for you to retire. 36 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,383 We didn't even get to do one final cool case together. 37 00:01:31,408 --> 00:01:32,646 The last thing we worked 38 00:01:32,671 --> 00:01:34,060 was finding that kid's missing mitten. 39 00:01:34,084 --> 00:01:35,806 I thought that was rewarding and poignant. 40 00:01:35,831 --> 00:01:37,020 It was boring as crap! 41 00:01:37,044 --> 00:01:38,308 What were you hoping for otherwise? 42 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:39,587 I'm so glad you asked. 43 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:41,502 We hunt down a serial killer, stare death in the face, 44 00:01:41,526 --> 00:01:43,564 and then in the final battle, you save my life 45 00:01:43,589 --> 00:01:45,898 and I say to you, "How can I ever repay you?" 46 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:48,485 And you say, "You already have." 47 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:49,820 Then you jump on your motorcycle, 48 00:01:49,845 --> 00:01:51,196 drive off, never to be seen again. 49 00:01:51,221 --> 00:01:52,644 I don't have a motorcycle, but Kevin and I 50 00:01:52,668 --> 00:01:54,843 did just purchase recumbent bicycles. 51 00:01:56,063 --> 00:01:56,996 you, Captain Holt. 52 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,171 Anyway, I already have 53 00:01:58,195 --> 00:02:00,272 a cool final case that I'm working on: 54 00:02:00,369 --> 00:02:02,523 the police reform proposal that Santiago and I 55 00:02:02,547 --> 00:02:04,668 have been toiling over for these past six months. 56 00:02:04,693 --> 00:02:06,005 Oh, my God, I didn't even think about Amy. 57 00:02:06,029 --> 00:02:07,713 She's gonna be devastated. 58 00:02:07,738 --> 00:02:09,715 Which is why I made sure she wasn't here when I told you. 59 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:12,718 I need Santiago laser-focused on this proposal. 60 00:02:12,743 --> 00:02:14,511 We can tell her after we turn the report in. 61 00:02:14,536 --> 00:02:16,233 Hopefully, you can keep the news to yourselves for now. 62 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:18,148 Sir, she's my wife. I can't lie to her. 63 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:20,106 What about that time you spent $1,000 64 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,768 on a Patrick Ewing Top Shot? 65 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,812 That wasn't a lie. I just didn't tell her. 66 00:02:23,837 --> 00:02:26,721 But she's gonna be happy about it, because that Top Shot 67 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:28,851 is currently worth... oh, no. 68 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:31,778 I will keep your secret for $992. 69 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,447 - Deal. - Great, let's lie to my wife. 70 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:37,726 Ah, hello. 71 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:39,308 Thank you for coming early to help out. 72 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,122 There's a lot to do since we decided to go so over the top. 73 00:02:42,147 --> 00:02:43,347 I mean, look at the napkins. 74 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,231 We're going with a pretty whimsical fold... 75 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,377 lengthwise. 76 00:02:47,402 --> 00:02:49,129 That is... funny. 77 00:02:49,154 --> 00:02:51,355 The intent was whimsy, not humor. 78 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,429 Now you have me doubting everything. 79 00:02:52,454 --> 00:02:53,475 Where's... where's Raymond? 80 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,575 You know what? I'll go find him. 81 00:02:54,599 --> 00:02:56,055 I got something I wanna ask him anyway. 82 00:02:59,126 --> 00:03:00,364 There you are. Why are you hiding? 83 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,061 Oh, I was just looking at pornography. 84 00:03:02,085 --> 00:03:04,811 I felt an urgent need to watch some men taking a bath. 85 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:05,809 What? 86 00:03:06,546 --> 00:03:08,815 Okay, fine, you caught me. I was checking my email. 87 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,113 And that's worse than watching porn? 88 00:03:10,137 --> 00:03:11,297 Much worse. 89 00:03:11,486 --> 00:03:13,612 Kevin can't know I'm working on our special day. 90 00:03:13,637 --> 00:03:15,596 But I just received an email from my contact 91 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,121 at One Police Plaza about our reform proposal. 92 00:03:18,145 --> 00:03:20,645 Ah, yeah, speaking of that, now that the report is done, 93 00:03:20,669 --> 00:03:22,212 can you please tell Amy you're retiring? 94 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,604 I don't like lying to her. 95 00:03:23,628 --> 00:03:24,773 So then you told her about the Top Shot? 96 00:03:24,798 --> 00:03:27,346 I didn't need to because I traded it for an investment 97 00:03:27,371 --> 00:03:29,088 in The Rock's new cryptocurrency, 98 00:03:29,112 --> 00:03:30,220 which is currently worth... 99 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,222 Oh, no, what happened to RockCoin? 100 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,132 We can't tell her. Things aren't settled. 101 00:03:34,157 --> 00:03:36,139 The brass is having a closed-door meeting today 102 00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:38,054 about our reform proposal, but apparently, 103 00:03:38,078 --> 00:03:40,889 the union is gonna claim that we fudged our numbers. 104 00:03:40,914 --> 00:03:42,188 That's crazy. 105 00:03:42,212 --> 00:03:44,142 Amy would never fudge numbers. She loves numbers. 106 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:46,279 Sometimes I think she loves them more than me. 107 00:03:46,303 --> 00:03:47,846 Stupid numbers, think they're so great. 108 00:03:47,870 --> 00:03:49,587 I'd love to see numbers give you a baby. 109 00:03:49,611 --> 00:03:51,893 I'm gonna check those CompStat numbers right now. 110 00:03:52,102 --> 00:03:53,765 I'm just gonna click on this video link entitled 111 00:03:53,789 --> 00:03:56,738 "Handyman fixes squeaky door, customer." 112 00:03:56,763 --> 00:03:58,161 Oh, my God. 113 00:03:58,185 --> 00:03:59,533 What? This isn't correct. 114 00:03:59,558 --> 00:04:01,285 Somebody changed these since last night. 115 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,441 Wait. 116 00:04:02,893 --> 00:04:04,393 I bet O'Sullivan hacked into the system. 117 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,873 Do you know what this means? 118 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:06,961 - They're trying to kill... - Jake and Holt... 119 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,093 - Police reform. - Have a final case. 120 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:09,312 Yep. Mm-hmm. 121 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,704 Two equally important sets of stakes. 122 00:04:10,736 --> 00:04:12,195 He claims you messed with the numbers? 123 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,672 That son of a bitch. 124 00:04:13,697 --> 00:04:14,969 I would never fabricate numbers. 125 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,241 I love numbers. 126 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:17,755 Numbers can't be a father to your child, Amy. 127 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,828 - So what are we gonna do? - I have a plan. 128 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:22,918 We can prove that O'Sullivan changed the CompStat numbers 129 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:25,676 - if we find this. - What is that, a bed? 130 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,586 - No, that's a cheese grater. - It's his computer. 131 00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:29,271 Obviously, I should have had Terry do the drawings. 132 00:04:29,296 --> 00:04:31,595 Fortunately, I know how to find his personal computer 133 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,597 thanks to his YouTube rants about the NHL. 134 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,033 This is "Islanders Talk," 135 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,821 and today's topic: can hockey have female fans? 136 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:39,556 Yeah, he's not a good person. 137 00:04:39,581 --> 00:04:41,343 Anyway, those videos are taken in the "man cave" 138 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:42,606 in O'Sullivan's basement, 139 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,260 so that's gotta be where his laptop is. 140 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,479 Holt and I will be infiltrating his house and retrieving it. 141 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:47,437 How are you gonna get past him? 142 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:48,273 He won't be home. 143 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:50,317 We're gonna lure him out using his one weakness. 144 00:04:50,342 --> 00:04:52,407 Rare Billy Joel memorabilia sale? 145 00:04:52,432 --> 00:04:54,845 - Oh, that's nice, hear. - Ah. 146 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,298 O'Sullivan will meet with an ex-roadie 147 00:04:56,323 --> 00:04:57,969 named Geronimo Rodriguez, 148 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,710 who will actually be an undercover Terry Jeffords, 149 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:01,995 our resident Billy Joel superfan. 150 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:03,145 It was one time. 151 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,640 You caught me lip-synching to "Uptown Girl" one time. 152 00:05:05,665 --> 00:05:07,209 Nope, he's your favorite singer; everybody knows it. 153 00:05:07,234 --> 00:05:08,668 And you're the only one 154 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,286 O'Sullivan hasn't interacted with. 155 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,506 If he stumps you, Santiago will be nearby, 156 00:05:12,531 --> 00:05:14,216 feeding you Billy Joel facts into your ear. 157 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:15,435 You guys need to keep him busy 158 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:17,098 and then use a piece of fake memorabilia 159 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,859 to get a fingerprint we can use to unlock his laptop. 160 00:05:18,887 --> 00:05:20,296 - What am I doing? - You, Charles, and Scully 161 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,688 will be here, distracting Kevin 162 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:22,699 and making sure he doesn't know Holt's working. 163 00:05:22,724 --> 00:05:24,684 And who will be on Cheddar duty? 164 00:05:24,709 --> 00:05:26,770 I mean, can't we just distract him with a bone? 165 00:05:26,795 --> 00:05:27,960 Bone? 166 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,815 - Bone? - Yeah. 167 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:31,316 Bone? 168 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:33,001 Cheddar's not some street rat. 169 00:05:33,026 --> 00:05:34,745 - This is never gonna work. - Yes, it will. 170 00:05:34,778 --> 00:05:36,050 Just give me 90 minutes, and I promise 171 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,781 I will get you back in time for your vows. 172 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:41,186 Fine, but if there are any complications, I pull the plug. 173 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,666 The ceremony is too important. 174 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,955 Kevin cannot find out what we're up to. 175 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,392 He won't, I promise. 176 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:47,741 Raymond? 177 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,459 What are you all doing in here? 178 00:05:50,322 --> 00:05:51,561 Peralta's watching porn. 179 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,406 - What? - What? 180 00:05:52,431 --> 00:05:53,974 Peralta's watching a handyman 181 00:05:53,999 --> 00:05:56,934 repair a squeaky door and then his customer. 182 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,510 Is that true, Jake? 183 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,348 Yes. 184 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:06,865 I wish I could say I was surprised. 185 00:06:09,146 --> 00:06:10,105 Told you it was a great cover. 186 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,565 Not for me! 187 00:06:13,309 --> 00:06:15,684 Okay, if we wanna get past O'Sullivan's ma, 188 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,903 we need undercover personas. 189 00:06:16,928 --> 00:06:19,101 I'm thinking you will be Maxwell Maxwell, 190 00:06:19,126 --> 00:06:21,269 international playboy and black ops specialist. 191 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:23,097 He'd had affairs on every continent, 192 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,099 but his true mistress is danger. 193 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,274 I thought you learned your lesson 194 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,667 about turning police work into movies. 195 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,626 Yeah, I did, but this is a movie about reform. 196 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:30,959 I mean, isn't that a movie you'd wanna see? 197 00:06:30,984 --> 00:06:32,048 The only movie I wanna see 198 00:06:32,073 --> 00:06:33,355 is called "The World of Mosses." 199 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,675 It's a documentary about the world of mosses. 200 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,007 It sounds bad. 201 00:06:37,032 --> 00:06:38,314 Now, we will go in dressed 202 00:06:38,339 --> 00:06:39,968 as gas company employees named Mitch and Henry. 203 00:06:39,993 --> 00:06:41,862 Ugh. At least tell me I'm Henry. 204 00:06:41,887 --> 00:06:44,162 Hello, ma'am. We're from the gas company. 205 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,084 My name is... 206 00:06:47,364 --> 00:06:48,514 Mitch. 207 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:51,430 Okay, this is how we'll get O'Sullivan's print: 208 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,856 fast-drying dental resin. 209 00:06:52,881 --> 00:06:54,119 O'Sullivan touches this, 210 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:55,687 leaves an imprint, and we have a mold, 211 00:06:55,712 --> 00:06:58,038 Which we use to make a fake finger that will fool 212 00:06:58,063 --> 00:07:00,208 99% of biometric scanners. 213 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:02,157 - Pretty sweet, right? - I gotta say, 214 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:05,565 I thought Holt retiring would crush your mood, but it hasn't. 215 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,661 Wait. 216 00:07:07,347 --> 00:07:09,848 - Holt's retiring? - You knew that. 217 00:07:09,873 --> 00:07:11,349 He said he would tell you when you handed in 218 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:12,538 your reform proposal, 219 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:15,193 and you handed it in, and he told you. 220 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,499 No, he didn't. 221 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:19,216 Okay, well, then I just told you. 222 00:07:19,241 --> 00:07:21,092 But you're still taking it well. 223 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:23,506 Amy? 224 00:07:23,553 --> 00:07:25,377 Amy! 225 00:07:25,661 --> 00:07:26,770 O'Sullivan just texted. 226 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:29,385 He'll be here in three. You gotta hide! 227 00:07:30,027 --> 00:07:31,603 Um... 228 00:07:31,704 --> 00:07:34,814 I'm just gonna pick you up and carry you like furniture, okay? 229 00:07:39,302 --> 00:07:41,014 Look alive. Kevin's on your six. 230 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,003 - Do you know where Raymond is? - Yes, I do. 231 00:07:43,031 --> 00:07:44,292 He's, um... 232 00:07:44,487 --> 00:07:46,117 Come on, Scully. Think of something. 233 00:07:46,142 --> 00:07:48,816 Think of something. What does that mean? 234 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,248 - Cheddar did it. - Cheddar, I know 235 00:07:51,273 --> 00:07:52,974 you wanted us to go with the other vase. 236 00:07:52,999 --> 00:07:54,392 I have a different aesthetic sense than you, 237 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,316 and it's my day. 238 00:07:55,359 --> 00:07:57,248 Sorry you had to witness that. I will get a broom. 239 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,463 Scully, tail him. 240 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,369 Well, that should keep him busy for a bit. 241 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,632 That was smart, but I don't think 242 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,319 we should mess with Cheddar too much. 243 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:05,262 Why not? He's an animal. 244 00:08:05,287 --> 00:08:06,988 Animals can be very vengeful, Rosa. 245 00:08:07,013 --> 00:08:08,420 - Is this about Lieutenant... - Of course it's about 246 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:09,856 - Lieutenant Peanut Butter. - Yeah. 247 00:08:10,016 --> 00:08:11,945 So here's the shutoff to the main line. 248 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,420 Thank you very much, ma'am. 249 00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:15,993 Okay, to get into the basement, 250 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,124 we're gonna have to distract her, 251 00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,343 so here's what I'm thinking. 252 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,258 Maxwell Maxwell turns on the charm. 253 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:24,001 Unbutton your jumper and say, "The thing about gas lines is, 254 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,785 "the pressure builds and builds 255 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:29,136 and it just needs a little... release." 256 00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:31,704 You don't have to make that sound, 257 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,889 but if I were you, I definitely would. 258 00:08:32,914 --> 00:08:34,272 No one will be talking about release 259 00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,001 or making the sound of a rodent in labor. 260 00:08:36,026 --> 00:08:37,220 It was a sensuous moan, but fair enough. 261 00:08:37,245 --> 00:08:38,397 We just have to get the laptop 262 00:08:38,422 --> 00:08:39,660 so I can get back to Kevin. 263 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,815 You will simply approach her and say... 264 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,847 Ma'am, I need to check your water heater in the basement 265 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,553 to make sure there's no leaks or blockages to the gas line. 266 00:08:46,578 --> 00:08:48,556 You should maybe come back later when my son is home. 267 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:49,931 He's better at this stuff. 268 00:08:49,956 --> 00:08:51,241 Oh, it's just a quick check. 269 00:08:51,266 --> 00:08:52,601 The answer is no. 270 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,650 Sorry about him. 271 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,599 He's a little abrasive. 272 00:08:56,646 --> 00:09:00,080 The name is Maxwell Maxwell. 273 00:09:00,150 --> 00:09:01,150 Carol. 274 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:02,804 You see, the thing about gas lines is, 275 00:09:02,829 --> 00:09:06,157 the pressure just builds and builds. 276 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:11,701 Sometimes... it just needs a little release. 277 00:09:14,719 --> 00:09:16,357 Well, we wouldn't want that. 278 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,751 You can go down to the basement now, Mitch. 279 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,353 Yeah, sounds good. Have fun, you two. 280 00:09:20,378 --> 00:09:22,213 Amy, look alive. He's here. 281 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:24,341 You the guy selling the memorabilia? 282 00:09:24,366 --> 00:09:26,151 - Oh, yeah. - Where did you get this stuff? 283 00:09:26,176 --> 00:09:28,678 - I used to haul amps for him. - Yeah? Which tours? 284 00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:30,414 The, you know... 285 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,574 Oh, Terry, I'm not ready to say goodbye. 286 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:35,099 I'm Not Ready to Say Goodbye tour. 287 00:09:35,185 --> 00:09:37,479 - Never heard of that one. - You haven't? That's weird. 288 00:09:37,504 --> 00:09:39,966 Maybe you just weren't paying attention. 289 00:09:39,991 --> 00:09:42,233 Sorry. I'm on Billy Joel's wiki now. 290 00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,377 I've done other tours too, like... 291 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:47,155 Innocent Man and The Bridge. 292 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:49,090 Okay. What's in the box? 293 00:09:49,115 --> 00:09:53,928 An early draft of the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire." 294 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:58,399 "Eisenhower, vaccine, side salad, mixed greens." 295 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,705 What is this? 296 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,098 Well, I guess, while he was writing the song, 297 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:04,057 he must have accidentally included his lunch order. 298 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,885 Anyway, that's 10K. 299 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,104 Oh. 300 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,714 - What's the sticky stuff? - Yes. 301 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,654 I grabbed that out of the trash in his dressing room. 302 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,697 It must be gum. Look, I'm so sorry. 303 00:10:12,722 --> 00:10:14,024 Just let me have that back. 304 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,678 Ah-ah, not so fast. 305 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,246 This has been in William Martin Joel's mouth. 306 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,051 His tongue touched this. 307 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,626 Wait. What's happening? 308 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:25,165 - What's this, now? - That is $10,000. 309 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,514 And I'm keeping the gum. 310 00:10:26,539 --> 00:10:28,239 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 311 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,258 A grown adult with a man cave. 312 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,477 This is so embarrassing. 313 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,392 Oh, my God, he has root beer on tap. 314 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,880 Okay, everything is all... 315 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,968 What am I looking at? 316 00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,970 Your friend here was very clumsy 317 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,754 and he spilled on himself. 318 00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,627 Well, we got everything we needed, but I can wait 319 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,759 if Maxwell needs a little more time to dry off. 320 00:10:53,805 --> 00:10:56,936 No, no, no, I'm all dry now. We can leave. 321 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,677 Oh, wait, let me give you my number. 322 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,186 I only have the landline, 323 00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:02,549 so if my son, Frankie, answers, hang up. 324 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,204 He gets a little jealous. 325 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,553 Not to worry, Mrs. O'Sullivan. 326 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,295 Maxwell Maxwell is nothing if not discreet. 327 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:09,529 Not discreet enough. 328 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,647 Okay, look, I don't know 329 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,170 what kind of freaky stuff you guys are into, 330 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,036 but I want no part of it. 331 00:11:16,722 --> 00:11:18,335 Let's just try to stay calm. 332 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,599 I think you're making a big mistake here. 333 00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:22,600 No, I'm not. He called me Mrs. O'Sullivan. 334 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,268 That was my name three marriages ago. 335 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,962 I'm Carol Shaughnessy now. 336 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,214 If he's calling me Mrs. O'Sullivan, 337 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,839 it's 'cause he knows who my son is 338 00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,754 and you're up to something. 339 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,570 Carol, baby. 340 00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:35,888 Don't "baby" me. Get down in the basement. 341 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,368 Well, I always like going down. 342 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,413 I said move. I'm calling my son. 343 00:11:39,476 --> 00:11:40,852 Feel like she considered it. 344 00:11:42,228 --> 00:11:43,146 We're locked in. 345 00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:44,831 If she gets in touch with O'Sullivan, it's over. 346 00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:46,750 Wait. She said she doesn't have a cell phone. 347 00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,334 That means if we can tie up her landline, 348 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:49,708 she can't call anyone. 349 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,549 Hey, what did you do with the phone? 350 00:11:54,574 --> 00:11:56,794 Smart, but we're still trapped down here. 351 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,782 Does that smile mean you know a way out? 352 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,174 Hmm? Oh, no, I was just... 353 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,306 thinking about how you were about 354 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,786 to hook up with that old lady. 355 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,831 But no, yeah, we're totally screwed. 356 00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:08,486 That's odd. 357 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,748 He only barks like that when he's worried about Raymond. 358 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,256 Oh, Cheddar's not worried about Holt. 359 00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:13,055 I saw him eat a shrimp off the platter earlier. 360 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,363 I bet he just wants more. 361 00:12:14,424 --> 00:12:16,054 Hmm, Cheddar doesn't usually indulge in shrimp. 362 00:12:16,079 --> 00:12:17,906 He considers it bougie. Speaking of indulging, 363 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,716 the gray boutonniere should've arrived by now, hmm. 364 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,816 Oh, Lord. 365 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,632 See? Cheddar almost blew our cover. 366 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,025 I told you not to mess with him. 367 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,288 Charles, he smelled food and he wanted to eat it. 368 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,812 He's a dog, not a super villain. 369 00:12:29,859 --> 00:12:31,861 I don't know, he's really staring you down right now. 370 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:32,768 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 371 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:33,668 Watch this. 372 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,999 - Sucker. - Hmm. 373 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,835 Wait, wait! I want that back. 374 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,395 I was only selling the lyrics. 375 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,833 If I knew about the gum, I would've charged you more. 376 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,182 Ah, a bunch of bunk. 377 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,793 You set a price, I hit the bid. End of story. 378 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,577 Terry, if we don't get that fingerprint, 379 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,188 we won't be able to open his laptop 380 00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,739 and they'll kill our reform program. 381 00:12:59,764 --> 00:13:02,540 Please! I really need that gum. 382 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,499 You can beg all you want. A deal is a deal. 383 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,397 Oh, God, it's all falling apart. 384 00:13:07,422 --> 00:13:08,706 - Everything good in my life... - Look, you don't understand 385 00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,108 how special this is, so you don't 386 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,254 - deserve to have it. - Happened when he showed up. 387 00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:12,490 I mean, Jake is only... 388 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:13,655 I can't even believe you worked for William Martin Joel... 389 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,029 The mostly mature man that he is because of Holt... 390 00:13:15,054 --> 00:13:16,043 And rummaged through his trash. 391 00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:17,304 So he'll backslide, and then our marriage will fall apart. 392 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,194 So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 393 00:13:18,219 --> 00:13:19,153 And our son will grow up in a broken home. 394 00:13:19,178 --> 00:13:22,559 Oh, my God, enough! You need to move on! 395 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,953 - Are you talking to me? - You talking to me? 396 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,525 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 397 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,892 You need to move on. 398 00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,393 - From Captain Holt? - From Billy Joel? 399 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,917 It's not healthy to have your entire identity 400 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,050 wrapped up in another person. 401 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,095 - I know, but Raymond Holt... - I know, but Billy Joel... 402 00:13:36,134 --> 00:13:37,488 Taught me everything. 403 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,137 But look what it's doing to you. 404 00:13:39,226 --> 00:13:41,639 Just look at yourself right now. 405 00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:43,144 I guess I am kind of messing up this mission. 406 00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,711 I guess I could use the money 407 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,280 for the bank so they don't take my ma's house. 408 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,412 Thank you, Terry. 409 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,889 Thank you, Geronimo Rodriguez. 410 00:13:51,774 --> 00:13:53,633 All right, look, all's not lost. 411 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,375 I have the laptop. We just need to get in touch 412 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,322 with someone from the Nine-Nine so they can get us out of here. 413 00:13:57,347 --> 00:13:58,672 - Give me your phone. - I left it back at the venue 414 00:13:58,697 --> 00:14:00,545 so Kevin couldn't track it and know I was gone. 415 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,926 - Use yours. - Mine's dead. 416 00:14:01,951 --> 00:14:03,745 I used up all the battery mining for MetsCoin. 417 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:06,357 It's the first cryptocurrency that is also the Mets? 418 00:14:06,382 --> 00:14:07,999 I don't know what I'm doing in this space. 419 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:09,434 Use the landline. Call Santiago. 420 00:14:09,459 --> 00:14:10,595 Great idea. Okay. 421 00:14:12,471 --> 00:14:15,219 Just one problem. I don't know her number. 422 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,317 How can you not know your own wife's phone number? 423 00:14:17,342 --> 00:14:18,659 It's saved in my phone. 424 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,096 Stupid smartphones, making me so dumb 425 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,821 by giving me the world's knowledge at my fingertips. 426 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,848 Well, I don't know anyone's phone number either, 427 00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:25,623 except for Kevin's, and obviously, we can't call him. 428 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,451 How do you not know a single phone number? 429 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,974 I've literally watched you memorize the entire 430 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,846 terms and conditions agreement for a credit card. 431 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,456 True, but to make room for important information 432 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,458 like that, I regularly purge my brain 433 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,503 of useless facts like phone numbers 434 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,853 or the names of people's children. 435 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:41,240 But you know the name of my son, right? 436 00:14:42,325 --> 00:14:43,868 The little guy has his mother's eyes. 437 00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:44,785 Yeah. 438 00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:45,830 Rough night with the little guy? 439 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,223 Oh, hello there, the little guy. 440 00:14:49,248 --> 00:14:52,335 How did I never see that? Am I a bad detective? 441 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,685 We don't have time to go into that. 442 00:14:53,711 --> 00:14:55,087 It would've been much faster to just say, 443 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,090 - "No, you're great." - Ah, what are we gonna do? 444 00:14:57,115 --> 00:14:58,223 All right, look, there's one number 445 00:14:58,248 --> 00:14:59,258 I still have memorized that could help, 446 00:14:59,283 --> 00:15:00,614 my middle school friend Mikey J.'s old landline. 447 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,877 Do you have any reason to believe 448 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,554 that Mikey J. still resides there? 449 00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:05,122 Well, we were in a ska band together in high school, 450 00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:07,183 so I'm thinking the odds are good. 451 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,189 Okay, here's your resin. Do your magic. 452 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,496 You're not gonna scold me for almost ruining the mission? 453 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,758 No, Amy, I get it. 454 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,733 But look, you don't need Holt to succeed. 455 00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:18,277 You are the most capable person I know. 456 00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,071 Thanks, Terry. 457 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:22,075 Now, let's go get this mold to Jake and Holt. 458 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:23,637 What are you doing? 459 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,595 I thought you could carry me again. 460 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,702 It was very comforting. 461 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,203 Okay. 462 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,296 Thank you, Terry. I love you. 463 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,588 Have you seen Cheddar? 464 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,430 The officiant is wondering how he'd like to be introduced. 465 00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,171 Uh, no. I haven't seen him. 466 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,694 Hmm. Cheddar. 467 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,348 I have a bad feeling about this. 468 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:39,523 Cheddar is up to something. 469 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,570 Come on. 470 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,181 - Oh, no! - Cheddar. 471 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,348 Oh, hi, Kevin. Found Cheddar. 472 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,403 Oh, my God, Raymond is on a case. 473 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,774 You sick son of a bitch. 474 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,375 Come on, Mrs. Joseph. 475 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,595 I was at your house all the time. 476 00:16:02,620 --> 00:16:04,068 Remember, you caught us wearing your bras 477 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,549 so we could practice unclasping them? 478 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,811 Hello. Hello. 479 00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,995 Ugh. What? 480 00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,815 You have no idea what it's like taking bras off. 481 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,540 You had it so easy growing up gay. 482 00:16:12,565 --> 00:16:13,934 The ceremony's about to start 483 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,935 and O'Sullivan's about to come home and catch us. 484 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,629 It seems the reform proposal is as dead as my marriage. 485 00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,458 I'm sorry. It's all my fault. 486 00:16:20,483 --> 00:16:21,504 I was so desperate for us 487 00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:22,810 to have one last cool case together 488 00:16:22,835 --> 00:16:24,335 that I forced you into this. 489 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,678 No, Jake. 490 00:16:25,703 --> 00:16:28,668 The truth is... I enjoyed it. 491 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,851 I had fun being Maxwell Maxwell. 492 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,549 Yes. I knew it was a good idea. 493 00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:34,769 And I hate myself for it. 494 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,206 Damn it. I interjected too soon. 495 00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:39,254 It makes me scared that... I'm not ready to retire, 496 00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:42,412 no matter how much I want to for Kevin's sake. 497 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,541 I mean, clearly, 498 00:16:43,566 --> 00:16:46,451 there's a part of me that still wants to work cases. 499 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,245 What if I'm making the wrong choice? 500 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,681 It's completely understandable 501 00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,856 that you would feel that way. 502 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,135 You've devoted your whole life to this. 503 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,250 It's who you are. 504 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,025 But you're also Kevin's husband. 505 00:16:56,434 --> 00:16:58,121 What would you do? 506 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,118 I'm not sure. 507 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,954 But I know that when things are hard, 508 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,771 I talk them through with Amy. 509 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,350 And just being with her, looking into her eyes, 510 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,849 everything that seemed so complicated 511 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,396 becomes simple. 512 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,097 And then... I just know. 513 00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:18,013 What's that? 514 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,820 That's O'Sullivan. He's coming home. 515 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,610 Step away from the door. 516 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:23,715 Wait, that voice. 517 00:17:24,616 --> 00:17:27,030 Neighbors reported seeing two men enter 518 00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:30,120 from an unmarked van, then heard yelling. 519 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,950 There's been a misunderstanding, Officer. 520 00:17:32,975 --> 00:17:34,830 You are under arrest, punk. 521 00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:37,051 You jags are so screwed. 522 00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:39,120 I love your hat. 523 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,725 Kevin, I'm sorry. 524 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,855 I will never forgive myself for working today. 525 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,945 I want you to know that this will be my last assignment 526 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:47,087 for the NYPD: 527 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,395 I'm retiring. 528 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,075 Well, that seems like an extreme reaction. 529 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:52,075 No, I want this... for us. 530 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,643 That's not for us. 531 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,355 I never wanted you to give up your career. 532 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,922 Putting our relationship first 533 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,445 doesn't mean you can't have anything else in your life. 534 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,274 It just means prioritizing me over stupid little stuff. 535 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,400 Like returning lost mittens to dumb kids. 536 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,756 No, that actually sounds quite rewarding. 537 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,105 Really? 538 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,030 This reform program is not a little thing. 539 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,295 It could fundamentally change the police. 540 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,242 I just wish you had told me 541 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,490 so I could've helped from the start. 542 00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:15,884 I'm so sorry. 543 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,861 Apology accepted. 544 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,363 Now, let's get that laptop to One Police Plaza. 545 00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:22,630 No. 546 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,050 There's something I need to do first. 547 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,010 We are gathered here to affirm the marriage 548 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,214 of Raymond Holt and Kevin Cozner. 549 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,607 We don't have to do this. 550 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,565 Everyone who's not family has already gone home, 551 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,760 and we need to hurry. 552 00:18:33,785 --> 00:18:35,020 No, this is important. 553 00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,600 Kevin Cozner... 554 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,137 when we first got married, 555 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,270 I thought of it primarily as a legal contract, 556 00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:43,317 which is why I memorized the entire federal tax code 557 00:18:43,342 --> 00:18:47,235 301.7701-18, definitions pertaining to marriage. 558 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,452 And yet he can't remember Mac's name. 559 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,455 But I finally learned what marriage really is. 560 00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,040 It's not something you can memorize 561 00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:57,199 or an equation you can solve for. 562 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,548 It's the feeling you get 563 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,167 when you look in your partner's eyes. 564 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,433 And that feeling is all that matters. 565 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:11,169 Which is why I will now purge tax code 301.7701-18 566 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,998 from my memory so that I will have room 567 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,401 to remember this moment forever. 568 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,153 - It's done. - Oh, Raymond. 569 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,012 Raymond Holt, do you promise to continue to live 570 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,110 in this marriage for richer or poorer, 571 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,795 through sickness and in health 572 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,700 as long as you two both shall live? 573 00:19:33,725 --> 00:19:34,832 - I do. - And, Kevin... 574 00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:36,175 Yes, yes, we're still married. 575 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,410 We really have to go. 576 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,942 I've just come back from One Police Plaza, 577 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,248 and I have some good news. 578 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,337 The union voted and O'Sullivan's out? 579 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,642 No, he was reelected for life, 580 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,180 which I didn't think was technically possible. 581 00:19:51,205 --> 00:19:53,315 But the good news is, the commissioner has approved 582 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,473 our police reform program 583 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,405 and will be implementing it citywide. 584 00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:57,735 - Citywide? - Wow! 585 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,263 - That's amazing. - Yes, I know. It is exciting. 586 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,613 But there's no guarantee that it'll work. 587 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,702 There's a lot of resistance to change. 588 00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:08,436 Nevertheless, it's our duty to try 589 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:09,914 because if we don't, 590 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,900 then we are truly lost. 591 00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:14,885 Which is why I will not be retiring. 592 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,236 I have been appointed deputy commissioner of police reform. 593 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,410 Wow! Congratulations, sir. 594 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,719 Thank you, and since I don't want work to consume my life 595 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,025 and this is a big job, so I will need some help, 596 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,289 which is why I'd like to bring you along, Santiago, 597 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,405 with a well-deserved promotion to chief. 598 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,027 - If you're interested. - Wait, what? 599 00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:34,525 I'm gonna be a chief? 600 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,695 Terry, you might wanna step aside, 601 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,220 'cause there's a dork dance a-coming. 602 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,084 - Oh, damn. - Whoo! Yes! 603 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,405 Gonna be a chief. 604 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:42,913 We share a marital bed. 605 00:20:46,254 --> 00:20:47,677 - He's down. - Good. 606 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,485 So... 607 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,980 what do you think about this new job? 608 00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:52,417 I think you gotta take it. 609 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,316 I mean, first of all, it's a huge promotion, 610 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,361 so cha-ching, but more importantly, 611 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,494 it's the culmination of all your hard work 612 00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,870 and a chance to make a real impact. 613 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,325 And also, cha-ching. 614 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,337 What's with all the cha-chings? 615 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:06,960 Oh, no. You bought something dumb. 616 00:21:06,985 --> 00:21:09,765 No, I invested in something dumb. 617 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,942 It's an NFT of Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles 618 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:12,966 eating pizza. 619 00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:14,945 But not to worry, because it is currently worth... 620 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,910 Oh, no, what happened to TurtleBucks? 621 00:21:17,297 --> 00:21:18,970 Jake, I'm serious. 622 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:20,365 I don't know if I can do this job 623 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,821 and still be an equal parent. 624 00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,785 I mean, who's gonna pick up Mac on the odd days? 625 00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:26,825 And who's gonna bathe him on the even days? 626 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,828 And who's gonna do the cooking? And who's gonna figure out... 627 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,980 Ames, we'll figure all that stuff out. 628 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,633 How can you be so sure? 629 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,226 I just know. 630 00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:44,188 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com