1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:42,520 Oh, fuck! 3 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,640 Fuck you! 4 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,840 Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 5 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,560 Hey you! Nipple! 6 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:56,960 Oh, my god! 7 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,360 Fuck! Fuck! I hit a dog! 8 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,880 Oh, my god, I'm sorry. 9 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,440 I... I didn't see it. I didn't see him. 10 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,360 Do you know this dog? 11 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,400 Oh, shit! Is it yours? 12 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,840 Oh, my god, no. I didn't see him. 13 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,880 Just didn't... That's OK. 14 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,160 I live just, um... 15 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,320 I don't know any vets. 16 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,440 Oh, wait, I know a vet. 17 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,200 Oh, great. No, I can't call her. 18 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,680 What? Why? Wait, wait, you know what? 19 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,400 I'll text her. Why don't you just call her? 20 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,720 No, no, it's complicated. I... we... just hang on. 21 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,960 Sorry, ma'am, do you know this dog? 22 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,280 Is he in the area? No, no. 23 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,680 Goodness, what happened? 24 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,200 Ah, this man just hit it. It was an accident. 25 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,640 Texting, were you? 26 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,680 Excuse me? 27 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,840 Live your lives by your phones, don't you? 28 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,200 No, hang... hang on a minute. 29 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,120 This woman just flashed her tit at me, actually. 30 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,680 So, yes, I hit a dog. Sue me. 31 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Terrible! 32 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,000 Oh, fuck! You are! 33 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Oh, fuck! You are! 34 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,959 Hey, can that not be the story? 35 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,800 Sorry, what... what story? 36 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:22,240 What you said to the old lady, that thing that I... 37 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,160 Oh, the... the... yeah. 38 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,880 .. um, before you hit the dog. 39 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,040 I mean, that... that sort of is what happened, isn't it? 40 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,320 I mean, because... Yeah. 41 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,616 .. because if that's not the story, 42 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,760 then what, I'm just a terrible driver? 43 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:42,480 Yeah, I mean, but who cares? 44 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,640 I care. 45 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,960 Oh. Yeah. 46 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,000 Just say that you got distracted 47 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:52,816 and you thought I was someone famous or something. 48 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:53,880 Right. 49 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,240 It's just a light sedative for the pain. 50 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,520 Given him oxygen for the shock. 51 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,720 He's only about four years old, no collar, no tags, 52 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,400 so you've got yourself a stray here. 53 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,040 The x-ray shows significant spinal damage. 54 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,840 He's... he's gonna survive, though? 55 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,040 Right? 56 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:19,360 Well, I mean, it's hard to say. 57 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,960 He's been struck by a car, so we're not... 58 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,320 Barely struck. I mean, it was more of a nudge. 59 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,560 Could you tell that to his spine? 60 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,760 Oh, OK. 61 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,360 Ah, what is the best case scenario here? 62 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,160 He'll be a high-needs dog. 63 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,920 You may need to manually express his bladder and bowels 64 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,320 if he's not going regularly. 65 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,640 What, like manually force it out of him... fucken hell. 66 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:46,360 It's also highly likely that he'll need wheels for back legs. 67 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,920 Ha! Wheels? 68 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,440 Yes, wheels. 69 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,840 Sounds like it's going to be pretty expensive. 70 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,920 Is it? 71 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,880 It is. OK. 72 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,920 Um... are you able to do... 73 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,720 can we do like some mates rates, or... 74 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,999 Mm. Oh, yeah, I can do mates rates. 75 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,256 Mm. Oh, yeah, I can do mates rates. 76 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:02,360 Great. That's awesome. 77 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,400 Yeah. Yeah. For my mates. 78 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,960 Are we mates again, Gordon? 79 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,440 Are you mates? 80 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,840 She's saying no. 81 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,360 I don't know, she might be saying... 82 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,520 No, that's a no. 83 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,320 Right. OK? 84 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,616 So, if you do treat him, and then you put him in a shelter, 85 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,000 he's not going to make it. 86 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,920 So, your other option today 87 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,520 is obviously you can have him put down, 88 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,776 and then you and you girlfriend can go back to whatever... 89 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,160 No, no, we're not together. 90 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,480 We're not together. No. At all. 91 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,480 No, I just... I... I saw... I got distracted by her 92 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,920 when I was driving a car, because she was... 93 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,320 she was looking to me like Lindsay Lohan. 94 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:40,856 Sorry, are you two telling me that 95 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,176 you've just met for the first time? 96 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,080 Yes! Absolutely. Yes. Just a... yeah. 97 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:45,376 Don't really know each other at all. 98 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,800 Just today. Whatever. 99 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,880 I'm going to give you a couple of minutes to decide. 100 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,240 Fucken hell. 101 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,200 Sorry, mate, did you hit her dog too? 102 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,360 No, we dated for a while. 103 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,999 Yeah, that's... pretty clear. Lindsay Lohan? 104 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,960 Yeah, that's... pretty clear. Lindsay Lohan? 105 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:06,200 Yeah, look, I... I hate to say this, 106 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,200 but I mean, we... we have to put him down, don't we? 107 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,320 Fuck, this is a nightmare. 108 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,160 Well, I can't keep him. Can you? 109 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,680 No. No. 110 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,960 My situation is... why can't you? 111 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,160 I run a business. I'm never home. I can't. 112 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,856 If you run the business you can take the dog... 113 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,080 I can't have a dog. 114 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,400 No, 'cause that means 115 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,856 that we will have killed a dog today. 116 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,480 Oh, no! No. We've killed a dog today! 117 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,560 Sorry. 118 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,680 OK, what's the plan? 119 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,320 I mean, I think... I think we have to really put him to sleep. 120 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:45,360 OK, then. Lisa! Room B! 121 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,880 Should we stay? I think, we should stay. 122 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,496 Yeah, yeah, we should stay. We'll stay with him. 123 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,560 Yeah, we should... Be nice. 124 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,000 Don't... I don't think that's... Sorry. 125 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,920 Oh, I'm so sorry for your loss today. 126 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:59,440 No, that's alright. He's not our dog. 127 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,000 I'm just wondering what kind of urn 128 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,760 I'm just wondering what kind of urn 129 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,000 you might be interested in? 130 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:03,616 Oh, no, no, no... I think, we don't need that. 131 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,240 We've got rosewood. That's really elegant. 132 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:07,480 No. Um, ash. 133 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,720 That's quite popular. Oh, good. 134 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,120 Will you be wanting a print of the animal's paw? 135 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,640 They make a lovely tattoo... 136 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,000 Sorry, do we have to do this now? 137 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,200 We need a decision prior to incineration. 138 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,320 Incineration. 139 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,400 No thanks. 140 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,640 OK, here we go. 141 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,600 Stop it! 142 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,320 Sorry about this. 143 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,520 Don't worry about it. 144 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,080 I'll take... I'll take care of him. 145 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,120 Cool, cool. 146 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,919 It won't... won't be a burden. 147 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,160 It's fine. Yep. 148 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,336 It was just really intense... 149 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,360 So, as you can see, this is just an estimate... 150 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,616 Oh, so you do have a normal voice. 151 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,440 Yes. 152 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,360 You're looking at around $12,000. 153 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,720 $12,000? It's a dog! 154 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,840 That's a lot. 155 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,680 Is this... this is the... 156 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,600 this is only if he makes it though, yeah? 157 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:07,680 Is there another rate? 158 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,560 No, it's either way. Just be back around four. 159 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,880 Why? But why? Surely you don't... do we need... 160 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,256 How long's it's going to take you to pay this back? 161 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,640 Not long, no. I'll do a GoFundMe or something. 162 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,400 Yeah, and I'll take care of him. I'm sorry. 163 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,960 GoFundMe's are great. Yes! 164 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,600 Yeah, we did one to take my mum 165 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,440 to an euthanasia hotel in Switzerland. 166 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,200 It covered everything. 167 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,240 Sorry to interrupt. 168 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:32,840 Um, so you... you can meet me back here at four? 169 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,520 Yeah. OK, cool. 170 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:35,960 And what was your name, by the way? 171 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,120 Um, Ashley. Sorry to do this. 172 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,296 What are you doing? Don't film me. 173 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,416 No, I'm not filming, it's just a photo. 174 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,496 Actually, could I film you? 175 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,496 You just say, "My name is Ashley, and I was responsible"... 176 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,856 Well no, I'm not... "for part"... 177 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:45,680 No. No, I don't. I trust you. 178 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:46,800 It's fine. Yeah. 179 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,760 12,000. Do we have her details as well? 180 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,440 No. Don't need 'em. Just me. 181 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,680 Cool. Um... Alright, 4:00. Good. 182 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,080 I'm sorry, I'm Flash, by the way. Should have said. 183 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,200 She called you Gordon. 184 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,440 Yeah, I mean my name's Gordon, 185 00:09:58,480 --> 00:09:59,656 but everyone just calls me Flash. 186 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,000 Flash Gordon. Flash. 187 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,720 Flash Gordon. Flash. 188 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,240 I don't know what that is. 189 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,480 Flash Gordon? Yeah? 190 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,520 He's the comic book hero. 191 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,960 Flash. You know, Flash Gordon. 192 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,080 Sorry, you guys can go. 193 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,600 She showed you her boob on the street for no reason? 194 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:20,760 Yes. 195 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,200 Whole boob? Side boob? Nipple? 196 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,480 It was actually mostly nipple. 197 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,640 Whoa. Mm. 198 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:26,800 So, not much under-boob. 199 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,360 Not that I remember. Dang. 200 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,440 Yeah, I know. What was it like? 201 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,120 Brett, I've literally never seen you 202 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,400 so interested in anything. 203 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,160 There was a car on fire outside last week 204 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,360 and you didn't notice. 205 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,480 Yeah, I saw it. 206 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,040 Right, yeah. 207 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,376 What's happening with the dog, then? 208 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,560 OK, so with the dog. 209 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,680 Alright, so dream scenario, 210 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:46,120 he dies peacefully and karma's good to me. 211 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,160 Right. 212 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,976 So, I guess you're pulling from the business, then. 213 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,760 So, yes, with that, we are down... Mm? 214 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,040 .. temporarily about ah, $12,000. 215 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,240 How many thousands? 216 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,600 12. Fuck me! 217 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,999 No, no, no, but it's this girl... this woman, 218 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,680 No, no, no, but it's this girl... this woman, 219 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,720 she's paying me back. 220 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,400 Yes, because exhibitionists 221 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:05,016 are known for being fiscally responsible. 222 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,136 No, she said she'd pay me back. 223 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,376 Hey... Oh, yes, she said it, did she? 224 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,960 Hey, Chi. Chi. Don't get mad at him today, OK? 225 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,360 It's a magical day for you. 226 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,480 It's a gland. 227 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,240 It is a real boob, in real life, 228 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:17,696 that he ordinarily wouldn't have seen. 229 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,040 Yes. It never happens. 230 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,640 It's very special. 231 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,400 Thank you. 232 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,160 You're welcome. 233 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,040 I'm going to do something somewhere else now. 234 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,640 She doesn't get it. 235 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,616 Alright, a little bit of hush please. 236 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,800 Some focus, some focus. 237 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,160 Alright, so we're moving on to the golf lift. 238 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,320 It's characterised by a raised leg at the back... 239 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,840 as you hinge down to pick up small objects only. 240 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,400 Alright, it might be a pen. 241 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,600 And that's, and I cannot stress enough, 242 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,400 that you can still do a lot of damage 243 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:54,600 just picking up a lot of pen. 244 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,720 Isn't that right, Sonia? 245 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,400 Didn't listen. 246 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,600 A shame. 247 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,840 Alright, alright, let's get to work, everybody. 248 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,560 Come on, come on, let's move. Come on. 249 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,040 Is he cute? 250 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,120 Yeah, but his back legs are fucked. 251 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,680 No, the guy. 252 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,840 Oh, yeah, he is pretty cute. I mean, a bit older. 253 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,040 Maybe more your thing. 254 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,320 That's it. Very good. 255 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,016 I just thought it was off that when I was like, 256 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,880 "I'll pay you back", he wasn't like, "Hey, half is fine." 257 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,120 Like he actually hit the dog. Mm. 258 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,400 Do you know what I mean? Was it your party tit? 259 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,280 Not even. It was the small one. 260 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,840 So, I think, James has blocked my number. 261 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,200 Well, good. He sucks. 262 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,680 What if I got a new SIM card and I was just like, "Hey man! 263 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,320 "Phone troubles, Ra-Ra-Ra. How are... how are you?" 264 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,720 Don't do that again, Ash. 265 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,360 Was that weird? Yeah. Ashley? 266 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,040 So, you were late today, so I'm going to have to get you 267 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,400 to stay back, do some rounds. 268 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,040 Oh, that's OK. I can until four. 269 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,600 Oh, no I can't, actually at all. 270 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:51,680 Why? 271 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,120 Full disco, I had some alcohol earlier. 272 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,760 Late and intoxicated. 273 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,840 No, I'm not intoxicated... 274 00:12:58,880 --> 00:12:59,999 And full disco, Ashley, it's going to have to go on report. 275 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,400 And full disco, Ashley, it's going to have to go on report. 276 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,520 OK. 277 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,080 Oh, you student doctors, 278 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,160 you really think you're the chosen ones, don't you? 279 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,440 Alright, thank you everybody. We're done. 280 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:12,360 Very good work. 281 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,600 Oh, god, don't be puerile. 282 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,200 Come on. Go on, go on. Do you know what? 283 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,040 You can go up to pathology and pick up some files for me. 284 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,960 Oh, no, Gene, don't... don't make her. 285 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,040 I can do it. Can... 286 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,280 No. No, no, no. No, I need you down here, Megan. 287 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,000 No, she can do it. Off you go, Ashley. 288 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,160 Come on, hooroo! 289 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,400 Say hello to James for me. 290 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,320 Come on, off you go. 291 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,200 Sonia, I'm not carrying you. Come on, off you go. 292 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,880 Much longer? 293 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,320 No. Found it. 294 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,760 Hey, did you call my mum again this morning? 295 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:00,000 No. 296 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:01,040 No. 297 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,600 That's weird, 'cause she said you did. 298 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,640 Mm? 299 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,760 Well no, I think she called me, 'cause... 300 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,880 Oh, OK. 301 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,160 .. we have our own relationship. 302 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,400 Yeah, well, she doesn't think so. 303 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,160 Well, tell her to stop calling me, then. 304 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,320 OK, I will. Well, you don't. 305 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,816 I'll mention it to her next time we talk. 306 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,600 Mm-hm. 307 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,720 Look, I hate to have to do this, Ash, 308 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,840 but don't make up reasons to visit me at work. 309 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,080 Today is your study day. You're not even on the ward. 310 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,440 Yeah, I know, but I came in for OH and S training 311 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,280 and then farty Gene sent me up here... 312 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,440 Mm. .. didn't he? 313 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,600 Sure. 314 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,920 But, you know, since I'm here anyway, 315 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,760 I was... did you still want me to come to your cousin's wedding? 316 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,760 In... in Bali? 317 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,056 'Cause we haven't talked about it yet, 318 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,680 and I've never been to Bali. 319 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,320 Yeah, well, I just don't... 320 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,200 It's fine. Like, I don't care. 321 00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,999 Well, tell Shannon to get me off the hen's thread, then. 322 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,136 Well, tell Shannon to get me off the hen's thread, then. 323 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,640 Yeah. 324 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,440 Yeah, I think, I'll let my family know 325 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,320 it'll just be me. 326 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,880 Will it? 327 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,960 Mm. 328 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,600 I did get a sale fare, though, so don't be weird if you see me. 329 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,240 Please, please don't come. 330 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:27,360 Please. 331 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,440 Bye, James. 332 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:35,240 Mm, well, our deepest sympathies. 333 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,440 Yes. 334 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,320 Could you excuse me just one moment? 335 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,640 Mm. 336 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,040 Ah, sorry, could you not play with that ball? 337 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,120 That's for the cats. 338 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,000 Oh, I'm sorry, just $12,000, 339 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,040 I thought I might have got a ball of yarn with it as well. 340 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,280 Nup? 341 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,920 Sorry about that. 342 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,120 Yeah, I know, I know. 343 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,200 OK, bye. 344 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,496 This one's not coming back, you know. 345 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,999 She's like the lady from before? She's not coming back. 346 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,360 She's like the lady from before? She's not coming back. 347 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,840 I've got no way of contacting her 348 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,096 because you wouldn't get her details. 349 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,560 Now, I'm $12,000 in the hole... 350 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,640 Oh, there she is. 351 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:08,720 Hey. 352 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,096 What happened? Oh, they don't know yet. 353 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,320 He's still in there. OK, where are you going? 354 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,240 Oh, apparently there's a decent coffee shop 355 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,360 next door and they said we should wait there. 356 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,520 Oh, we wait there? Yeah. 357 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,040 OK. But our vet's with him. 358 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,200 OK. Is it a different vet? 359 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:23,640 No, Yvette. 360 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,280 But is it the same lady as before? 361 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,840 Is it our vet? 362 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,520 Yeah. 363 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,160 Sorry, are you having a stroke? 364 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200 What are you saying? 365 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,680 Yvette is operating on him... 366 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,440 Yvette? The vet's name's Yvette? 367 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:36,480 Yes! The vet's name's Yvette. 368 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,400 Yeah, it is. 369 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,560 Doctor Yvette. 370 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,960 Don't talk to her. Come on. 371 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,160 Oh, god! 372 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,080 I'm Yvette, and I'm a vet. Got it. I've got it. 373 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,696 So, you don't actually know which one I'm saying there. 374 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,896 I know. I'm a vet and I'm Yvette. 375 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:53,960 I understand. 376 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,416 I think, you're getting a bit hung up on it. 377 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,320 A bit? It's mental. 378 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,520 I mean, you have a point. 379 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,776 I think, if your name was Jeeves, 380 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,000 you probably wouldn't become a butler, would you? 381 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,416 You probably wouldn't become a butler, would you? 382 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,840 Why? 383 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,480 Because all... what? 384 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,720 Because all butlers are called Jeeves in the movies. 385 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,960 How old are you? 386 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,560 Are you two waiting on the dog? 387 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,680 Yes. Yeah. 388 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,680 Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys. They've called for you. 389 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,839 He didn't make it. 390 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,599 Oh, my god! Oh. 391 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,280 You might want to go next door. 392 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,839 We killed a dog. We didn't kill him. 393 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,319 It was... it was an accident. 394 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,839 Yeah, I'm sorry. 395 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,480 12 years, though. Decent innings. 396 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,120 Thank you. What? 397 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,440 You said 12 years? 398 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,520 No, ours was like four. 399 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,480 Wait, 12 years? 400 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,400 That's us. 401 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:41,280 Hang on. Ah, Lisa? Ah, which dog is it? 402 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:43,880 OK. 403 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,120 Sorry, your dog is fine. You can go next door. 404 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,840 Yeah, you two. 405 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,280 Chocolate labs and their livers. I'm sorry. 406 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,680 Chocolate? 407 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,840 Ringo's dead? 408 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,999 I just put him in for his shots. I don't understand. 409 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,040 I just put him in for his shots. I don't understand. 410 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,200 Is he alright? Yeah. 411 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,560 He looks pretty good. 412 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,280 Wanna say sorry for hitting him? 413 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,640 Sorry for hitting you, mate, but I didn't do it alone. 414 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,800 So, ah, let me give you guys a lift to your place. 415 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,200 That'd be nice. Thank you so much. 416 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,280 No worries. 417 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,336 And it's not because I need to know where you live or anything. 418 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,600 You know, I know you're paying me back. 419 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,040 Yeah, I wasn't thinking it was... 420 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880 Yeah. 421 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,960 So, what's your address? 422 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,160 I'll just show you. 423 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,000 Here we are. 424 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,880 Yeah, this is me. 425 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,960 OK. 426 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,440 Great. Alright, well, I'll be in touch. 427 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,080 Great. 428 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,520 I've got your number. Alright. 429 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,816 Do you want a hand with him, or... 430 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,800 No, no, all good. Yeah. 431 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,016 I'll let you know how he goes. 432 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,840 Yeah, great. What a day. 433 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,160 Yeah, so weird. OK. 434 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,920 Ooh. Thank you. 435 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,200 Thanks. See ya. 436 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,280 Bye. 437 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,840 Great to see you again, mate. 438 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,080 Ashley. 439 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,120 Peter! How are you? 440 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:12,680 It's Patrick, and I hope that's not what it looks like. 441 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,800 What's it look like? 442 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,736 Ah, it looks like you're trying to bring an animal 443 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,120 into the house. 444 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,200 Yeah, to be fair, 445 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,880 I wasn't expecting to see you here today. 446 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,200 Today was your inspection. 447 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,240 Was it? 448 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,960 I have sent you so many texts, Ash. 449 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,720 Sorry, can I just pop him inside? 450 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,960 He's pretty heavy... 451 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,600 In the public walkway. Feel free. 452 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,800 Alright, so he was actually hit by a car today 453 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,920 and I rescued him. 454 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960 I really don't care. 455 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,200 This house has a strict no pets policy. 456 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,560 This house has black mould! 457 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,320 We painted over that. 458 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,840 Sorry, Ash, you're going to have to lose the dog or move out. 459 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,960 OK. 460 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,880 Um, can I just have a couple of days to figure something out? 461 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,920 It's against policy. Policy, yep. 462 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,640 You signed the lease. 463 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,360 Can you shut the fuck up, Tyler! 464 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,480 I'm talking to Peter! 465 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,520 Patrick. Patrick. Fuck it! 466 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,000 OK, wow. Right. 467 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,280 OK, wow. Right. 468 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,520 I'm coming in. That's what's happening here. 469 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,960 OK. Sorry. 470 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,240 I'm coming in. I'm coming in with the dog. 471 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,520 I'm coming in. Move! Move. Now. 472 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,480 Go on. It's my rights. It's 2022. 473 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,600 You can't block a woman. 474 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,720 Move! 475 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,080 Sorry. That's OK. 476 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,440 Are you sliding? 477 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,520 Yeah, I... I think this is on backwards, mate. 478 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,736 No, no, no, because see the red? 479 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,840 The red goes underneath. 480 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,056 Didn't the vet say... That's right. 481 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,176 ..red goes on top? Underneath. 482 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,376 We're good. I think, we're good. 483 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,440 OK, cool. 484 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,536 I think, that's... Is he alright? 485 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,136 I think, that's it. Is the brake on? Is there a brake? 486 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,216 I don't think there is a brake. 487 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,560 Hello. Hello, doggo. 488 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,640 Does it work? Come! Come here! Come! 489 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,920 Come. Oh, my goodness! 490 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,480 Yes! Oh, my goodness it works! 491 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,640 Alright! OK! 492 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,920 What a good boy! Nice job. 493 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,560 Oh, wow. Oh, hi! 494 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,080 OK. He's a good boy, isn't he? 495 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,320 I have to go. I'm beyond late. 496 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,999 Oh, and um, I'm really sorry about the mess. 497 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,016 Oh, and um, I'm really sorry about the mess. 498 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,480 Obviously I wasn't expecting anyone. 499 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,360 No, it's fine. And like, thanks for having me. 500 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,136 Just for the afternoon, while I sort something out. 501 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,440 Cool. It's a nice place. 502 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,520 Yeah. 503 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,200 Is that a unicycle? 504 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,200 Yeah. 505 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,800 Oh. And yours? 506 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,880 Yeah. 507 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,240 How long have you been single? 508 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,200 A while. So, ah, bathroom's through there. 509 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,280 Make yourself at home. 510 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,160 Mm-hm. Yeah. OK, bye. 511 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,880 I do have a nest camera somewhere in the house. 512 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,480 Always on. 513 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,640 OK. I'm joking. Am I? 514 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,000 No I am. I trust you. You're trust worthy. 515 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,800 And you owe me $12,000, so double the trust. 516 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,200 OK, be good. Bye. 517 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,560 Christ, can talk! 518 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,120 Hey? Ah, nothing. Bye! 519 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,120 You said, sorry, the bathroom's this way? 520 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,320 Yep. Bye. 521 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,520 Beeeee! 522 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,320 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. 523 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,120 Oh, my god! 524 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,400 Oh, my god. 525 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,640 Fuck it, really? 526 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,800 What? 527 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,800 Pretty good, actually. 528 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,480 Fuck! 529 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,000 Fine. 530 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,999 Fuck me. 531 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Fuck me. 532 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,720 Sorry, everybody. 533 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,360 That was disgusting. You're disgusting. 534 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,640 Hope you enjoy it. Cheers. 535 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,200 Who came in today? Hey. 536 00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,320 What is... 537 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,000 Oh, you just missed Broadsheet Beckett. 538 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:01,096 Oh, you just missed Broadsheet Beckett. 539 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,680 What? When? 540 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,280 I wanted to show him the new... what'd he have? 541 00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,400 A cider. 542 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,440 He was supposed to try my IPA. 543 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,640 Who bought him a fucking cider, Brett? 544 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,280 Well, he wanted a cider. 545 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,960 Who reviews a brewery and orders a cider, mate? 546 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,200 Well, he seemed to like it, 547 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,296 and he thought the complimentary chickpeas were a nice tough. 548 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,640 I gave him a hat. You're welcome. 549 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,640 Yeah, OK. Yep, OK. OK. 550 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,120 So, ah, how's the dog and the flasher? 551 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,520 Ah, dog lived. But girl's at my house. 552 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,920 What? What about her place? Well... 553 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,976 You haven't found yourself another homeless chick, have ya? 554 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,320 No, that girl was not homeless. 555 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,600 Yeah, she was. No, she wasn't. 556 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,480 She had a car. That's not the point. 557 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,600 Point is, she can't take the dog to her house 558 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,040 'cause she can't have dogs at her house, so... 559 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,680 OK. Listen to me, dumb-dumb. 560 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,400 Most women don't just show you their tit on the street. 561 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,240 Seriously? It's weird. 562 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,736 I don't mean to slut-shame her or whatever. 563 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,120 I mean, good on her for taking control of her sexuality. 564 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,200 But now she's in your home. 565 00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,520 I'm all sweaty and nervous for you, Gordy. 566 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:00,000 You need to be firm with this girl. You do not need a dog. 567 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,600 You need to be firm with this girl. You do not need a dog. 568 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,000 Get them out. Yep. OK. 569 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,000 Fuck, yes, you're right. You're always right. 570 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,440 What was I thinking? I don't know. 571 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,960 OK. 572 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,920 I need to take control of this now. Right now. 573 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,080 I've missed Beckett now, so I've just gotta do this. 574 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,176 I'll see you in the morning, first thing for the sour, yeah? 575 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,240 7am, baby. OK. 576 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,616 Hey, text me if you see the other one. 577 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,520 OK. What? No! Bye. 578 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,720 Hey, how's it going? 579 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,800 Hey, good. 580 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,400 Yep, the pain meds are working a treat. 581 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,480 Great. 582 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,600 And the dog's doing good, too. 583 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,280 Hey? Oh, good. Gag. Icebreaker. 584 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,600 Just a little joke. Yeah. 585 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,240 Um, so. 586 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:51,680 I um... I've gotta go back to mine and talk to my house mate, 587 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,080 but I can't take the dog. 588 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,880 Hey? No, no, no, what? Yes. 589 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,240 He's looking for every excuse to kick me out. 590 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,520 No. No. 591 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,000 It can't happen, sorry. No. Yes. 592 00:26:00,001 --> 00:26:01,400 It can't happen, sorry. No. Yes. 593 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,520 Listen, he's done a wee, he's had his medication. 594 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,920 I've written down what to do. He's in his dress, bag thing. 595 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,736 Hang on, hang on, hang on. We didn't agree to this. 596 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,040 I mean, has he done a poo? 597 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,520 Because I'm not helping him manually express out a poo. 598 00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,560 You have to help me out. Do I? 599 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,800 Yes! Do I? 600 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,400 Because... because honestly I was driving along today, 601 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,720 I was minding my own business... 602 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:21,896 Yeah... ..I was on my way to work. 603 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,520 .. we've done this. Have we? 604 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,960 Are you honestly not 605 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,280 Gonna offer to pay for half of that? 606 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,040 'Cause I'm a student. Did you know that? 607 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,520 I eat fucken cold cuts for dinner. And breakfast. 608 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,240 I was happy, quite happy, to put him down. 609 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,040 Were you? Were... were you really? 610 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,920 Yeah, alright. I'll pay half. 611 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,440 Will you? Yeah. Yeah. 612 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,840 Pay me... just pay me back half. You're right. 613 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,336 And can I leave him here tonight, and I'll get him in the morning. 614 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,520 First thing? 615 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,680 First thing. OK. 616 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,480 Just leave a key in a pot plant or something. 617 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,600 Has he... 618 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,720 OK. 619 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,216 Is there really nobody else you can call who can take him? 620 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,280 No, mate. Nobody? 621 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,360 Nup. 622 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,296 I've got a best friend, but she takes care of her Nan. 623 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,736 I've got other friends that are hugely 624 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,320 irresponsible and a Mum who sucks. 625 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,560 You have a boyfriend, or... 626 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,760 Nuh, not anymore. 627 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,280 We just broke up and I'm a bit... 628 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,560 messed up about it, so... 629 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,440 I'm not gonna just like booty call anyone. 630 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,520 Also, I'm doing 30 days of sexless with my best friend. 631 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,840 What day are you on? 632 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,960 Three. 633 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,080 Jesus. 634 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,040 Raising money for ovarian cancer. Cool. 635 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,480 Um, so, yeah I do have a really early start... 636 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520 OK, that's fine. 637 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,976 .. because we're doing a new batch in the morning. 638 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,000 I'm a brewer. Right. 639 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,080 I run a brewery. 640 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,160 Cool. 641 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,776 You said you were a student. What are you studying? 642 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,440 Medicine. Sixth year prac. 643 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,960 Really? Wow. That's impressive. 644 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,600 So, my Uber's a couple of minutes away. 645 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,880 Do you want a shot of tequila? 646 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,400 Um, no, I don't think I have... oh, you have some. 647 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,280 Yep. OK. Yeah, fuck it. Why not? 648 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,360 Go on. 649 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,440 OK. 650 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,640 I can't tell if it's a pro or a cony 651 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,680 that you just happened to have this in your bag. 652 00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,999 Yeah, you've got a drum kit in your bedroom, 653 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,240 Yeah, you've got a drum kit in your bedroom, 654 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,760 so let's not play that game. 655 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,280 OK. Yeah. 656 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,800 Nice place. Do you own this? 657 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,200 Oh, god no. And the rent is slowly killing me. 658 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,400 Cheers. 659 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,240 To um... what's his name? 660 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,160 Who? Fluffy man. 661 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,360 Oh, I don't know. 662 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,576 Oh, we should give him a name. 663 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,520 We should. Yeah, but not a doggy name. 664 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,680 No. Not like Coco. Shit house. 665 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,880 Princess. Terrible. 666 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,840 He needs a strong name, like a human name. 667 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,040 Yes. Like... 668 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,600 Oh... Ian. 669 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,720 Not quite. 670 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,800 Walter. 671 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,640 Close. Who is he? 672 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:35,560 He's Colin. 673 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,680 Colin. He's Colin. 674 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,920 He is. Colin from Accounts. 675 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,720 Yes, Colin from Accounts Payable. 676 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,760 Colin from Accounts Payable, who's Working on the Big Merger. 677 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,920 Yes! That's his full title. 678 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,600 Yeah, when he's in trouble. Yep. To Colin. 679 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,760 To Colin. 680 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,160 Oh, ah! 681 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,240 Oh! 682 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,696 I think, the water was off today. I should have told you that. 683 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:56,760 I don't know? 684 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,800 Or was it not? Ah... 685 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,320 Maybe it's tomorrow. I don't know. 686 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,000 That was quite good. Should we have another one? 687 00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,056 That was quite good. Should we have another one? 688 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,080 Fuck no. Oh, OK. 689 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,000 Um... bye, Colin. 690 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,520 Don't crunch too many numbers. 691 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,560 Good luck with the merger. 692 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,640 OK. See ya. 693 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,600 Alright, I'll see you in the morning. 694 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,440 Ooh. OK. OK. 695 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,640 See ya. Bye. 696 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,600 Everything's OK. 697 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,760 Oh, shit. OK, boy. Hey, hey! 698 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,560 Oh, good boy, good boy. 699 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,960 Hang on. Wait there, boy. Wait there. 700 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,960 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 701 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,480 Don't go. Don't go. Please don't go. 702 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,960 He's losing his mind. Yeah... 703 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,336 I'll make up a spare room for you. 704 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,320 I don't understand dogs. I grew up with cats. 705 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360 Oh. Please? 706 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,720 I don't... I don't know what to do. I can't make him poo! 707 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,920 Yeah, it's just my Uber's nearly here. 708 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,400 I'll pay the cancellation fee. 709 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,840 It's more my rating... 710 00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,999 Please. Please! He's... he's... listen to him. 711 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,960 Please. Please! He's... he's... listen to him. 712 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Yeah, OK, I'm coming. 713 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,080 I'm coming, Col, I'm coming. 714 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,120 There's my Uber. 715 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,480 Let it go, mate! 716 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,320 Can you hold it? 717 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,600 No, I'm not doing it, mate. You do it yourself. 718 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,800 Come on. 719 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,880 Go or don't go. 720 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,080 I'm not here to... 721 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,920 You wanted to come out here. 722 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,680 I'm not fucking... nuh. 723 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,200 Oh! Oh, yes! You've done it. You've done it. 724 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,360 Oh, mate, that's impressive. 725 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,120 Good boy! Good boy! 726 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,440 You did it all by yourself. 727 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,440 Thank god. OK. 728 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,600 Alright. 729 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:00,000 Oh, my god, that is massive! 730 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:02,120 Oh, my god, that is massive! 731 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,520 Oh! Oh, god. Oh, god. 732 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,240 That is the biggest shit. 733 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,200 You must have been bottling that in. 734 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,320 Eugh! 735 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,920 Oh, Ahh! Well done. 736 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,200 OK, come on. 737 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240 Back in, for God's sake. 738 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,400 Come on, little mate. 739 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,200 Here we go. Yes, good boy. 740 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,600 I'll help ya. Here we go. Oh, fuck. 741 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,920 Here we go. Oh, my god. 742 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,040 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media. Tv 743 00:32:00,305 --> 00:32:10,305 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/bfmr4 Help other users to choose the best subtitles