1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,880 Oops. 3 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,440 Oopsie. 4 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,920 Well it was always gonna happen, wasn't it? 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,680 Yeah, it was. 6 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:47,160 With a big lasagne face like yours 7 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,840 how could I say no? 8 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,040 Yeah. 9 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,320 I need your bed. 10 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,960 I need yours. 11 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I need your bed. 12 00:01:00,001 --> 00:01:01,040 I need your bed. 13 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,200 Yes. What? 14 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:06,880 I need your bed. 15 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,400 Oh my god yeah. Your bed. 16 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,240 It's your bed. I need your bed. 17 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,040 Yeah, baby. Fucken, yeah. 18 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,360 Please, I need your bed. We need it back now. 19 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,000 Who are you? What's happening? 20 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,760 Please, if you could get up. 21 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:20,800 Oh, yep, sorry. Now. 22 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,880 Yep. 23 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,120 And the dog as well. Yeah, he's going. Fuck. 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,536 I've gotta get his wheels. 25 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,800 Just wait. 26 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,400 VW Golf. We're talking 2012. 27 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,240 Fuck, I thought you were doing an overnight. 28 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,280 Did they wake you? 29 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,960 Yeah, no, 'cause I swapped shifts so I could do my assignment. 30 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,240 They're taking my bed. 31 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,320 Dad just told me. I'm so sorry. 32 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,240 They need it back. It's expensive. 33 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,720 Where am I gonna sleep? I love that bed. 34 00:02:08,759 --> 00:02:10,416 We'll get you a blow-up mattress or something. 35 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,160 Don't worry, you can stay. OK. 36 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,600 Just one second, will you? Thanks. 37 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:15,960 Morning, Ashley, sorry about the rude interruption. 38 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,840 That's alright. Sweetheart, these are my sisters. 39 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:23,280 Blythe, Beth, Babs and Louise. Hi. 40 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,040 Oh, didn't get a B-name, did you Lou? 41 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,200 No. 42 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,400 So with that bed, is there another one coming in, 43 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:33,080 or the old one maybe coming back? Is that downstairs? 44 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,320 We need you out, darl. Hmm? 45 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:36,880 My boy, Nathan's, flying in from Barcelona in a few days 46 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,016 and he'll be needing Mum's room. What? 47 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,680 How long's he staying for? As long as he likes. 48 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,840 Oh, that's not fair. Dad! 49 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,480 Mum paid for your piano lessons, Megan love. 50 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,360 No more favourites. I was gonna say that! 51 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:48,400 Favourites. Exactly. 52 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,856 Who's got their eye on the sideboard? 53 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,920 Ooh, me! No, that's mine. 54 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,280 Sorry, I know the sideboard's pretty fucking pressing, 55 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,320 but where were you all when Nan was dying? 56 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:56,440 Excuse me? 57 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,680 Because Ash and I were here. 58 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,520 We are the daughters, darling. 59 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters. But I was here. 60 00:03:00,001 --> 00:03:01,960 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters. But I was here. 61 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,520 I cared for her. 62 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,680 Yeah, stealing mum's morphine. 63 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,280 You're a fucking pig, Blythe. OK, easy on. 64 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,280 Oh sorry, am I not entitled to a say here? 65 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,840 Is it, is it 'cause I'm adopted? 66 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,080 Told you she'd pull the A-card. Bingo. 67 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,320 Excuse me! 68 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,696 If you can just hang on one more time. 69 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,280 Blythe, please, don't start. 70 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,440 Oh, I'll start. 71 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,000 Sorry. Hey, what about the couch? Ooh! 72 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,840 I'm talking the couch. Ooh, no, I am! 73 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,800 I just meant to stay on. 74 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,520 OK, Ash, sorry sweetheart, you're out. 75 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,840 Don't talk shit about my daughter, alright? 76 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,800 Anyway, your Nathan's a pervert. 77 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,760 How fucking dare you! Oh, how fucking... 78 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,120 What do you mean by a pervert? 79 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,320 Oh, is this surprise? Is this surprise? 80 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,096 Megan, you know what happened... This is disgusting! 81 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,720 Beth! Babs! You're making things up! 82 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,800 No! She was in the toilet! 83 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,960 She was in the toilet, and he came in and he... 84 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,320 Ah, just a sec. Hi. Hey. You on the phone? 85 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,000 Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold. 86 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:01,440 Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold. 87 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,200 Yeah, cool. Um, here he is. Here he is. 88 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,160 Yes, thanks for... you got my text I was coming over? 89 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,960 Mmm, mmm, yep. Yeah? 90 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,800 Hey boy. Hey. 91 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,520 Ah, how are you? 92 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,120 Yeah, all good. Just um... well I'm not. 93 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,416 I've got this huge assignment due, 94 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,776 and like Peggy's daughters are in town stealing all her shit. 95 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,040 It is so gross. 96 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:21,280 Yeah, far out. 97 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:26,000 Just wondering, I know this is difficult, but your room. 98 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,360 Could I... Where are you? 99 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,760 Oh! Hi. You guys remember...? 100 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,360 Ashley. Yvette. Hey. 101 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,160 I was just dropping off the dog, so... 102 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,120 Cool. 103 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,320 OK! OK. OK. 104 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,656 Alright, um, I'll leave you to it. Mm-hm. 105 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,120 OK. Um, I might see you at Trivia later. 106 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,040 Yeah, I mean, I'll be working so... Oh, that's OK. I don't mind. 107 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,080 OK. 108 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,840 Alright. I'll text you, though. OK, great. 109 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,720 But we'll see. OK. 110 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,999 Um, I've left some clothes upstairs... 111 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,160 Um, I've left some clothes upstairs... 112 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,840 Oh. .. but I'll just get them next time. 113 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,400 OK. 114 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,600 Really. 115 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:14,880 That was quick. I mean, I left five days ago. 116 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,680 It was six, actually. Oh. 117 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:21,320 And um, she and I were seeing each other a couple of months ago. 118 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,800 But it was over, right? 119 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,360 I didn't think you wanted to hang out anymore, Ash. 120 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,960 I tried to call you again and again. You never got back in touch. 121 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,960 Yeah, 'cause I was working, and studying, Gordon. 122 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,800 If I had thought for just a second 123 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,496 that you were the tiniest bit interested... 124 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,656 You can't be alone for five minutes? Ash, you moved out! 125 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,160 Yeah, that was appropriate, 126 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:41,320 because we were strangers and then we were living together. 127 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,800 Yeah, you're right. You are right. 128 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,056 Is that... is she the reason everything 129 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,160 went weird the other night? Like... No. No. 130 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,320 No? No. 131 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,400 'Cause it's obviously working just fine with her. 132 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,480 No, it's... it's... Was it something I did? 133 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,999 No. God, Ash, no! You're... Dave! Sorry? 134 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,216 No. God, Ash, no! You're... Dave! Sorry? 135 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,896 Just a second, mate. I'll just be a second. 136 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,480 Sorry, just a sec. I've really gotta take this call. 137 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,856 I'm really sorry. Do you want to come inside? 138 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,360 No, absolutely not. Have a coffee? 139 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,440 I can make you a coffee... No, I've gotta go anyway. 140 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,400 Come here, boy. Oh, good boy. 141 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,560 Dave, hello mate. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. 142 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,280 Yes mate, I'm just following up on that invoice that we sent through. 143 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,040 Exactly, mate, and I'm so sorry. No, no, totally, totally. 144 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,440 It's my... yeah. 145 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:35,880 We just sort of need it paid ASA... oh mate, mate, mate, totally. 146 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,040 Money's tight all over. 147 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,640 You don't have to tell me, it's fine. 148 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 149 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,560 Oh no, there's no need to do that, 150 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,576 'cause we are thrilled to be on the taps there, mate. 151 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,120 Honestly, we're just... yeah. 152 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,200 Yes, that's right mate. 153 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,200 But if you could, I'd really... 154 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,560 you've gotta go. 155 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,080 But... but... but... yep. 156 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,960 Fuck. 157 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,720 Coward. 158 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,360 Ash! 159 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,800 Oh my god, don't do that. 160 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:19,960 Sorry. 161 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,840 Almost got my rape alarm out. 162 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,000 Do you have a rape alarm? 163 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,280 You've met my mother. I have several. 164 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,240 OK, fair enough. Listen, I just... 165 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,920 I'm genuinely mortified about that whole thing. 166 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,960 Are you OK? 167 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,840 I mean, it wasn't great and um, 168 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,400 I've got a lot of work to do, and nowhere to live right now. 169 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,440 And Yvette is just so much hotter than I remembered. 170 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,920 Well she was then, but I think she got into my make-up bag. 171 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:45,640 Oh fuck! 172 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,880 What? 173 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,920 My ride just cancelled. I just... 174 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,160 Argh! 175 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,480 Do you wanna come to my bar and work from there? 176 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,000 People do it all the time. Mm. 177 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,440 People do it all the time. Mm. 178 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,480 We got free wi-fi. 179 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,520 Tell you what, I'll do you a lovely flight of chips. 180 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:08,800 How's that sound? 181 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,400 Is everything in a brewery called a flight? 182 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:14,040 Yes. We can charge more for it. 183 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,720 What do you reckon? 184 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,440 I'll go get Col. You stay here. 185 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,720 Just blink once if you're gonna come with me. 186 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,280 There we go. 187 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,960 Here we go. Hey. Crappster. 188 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,680 Hey, we've got about six weeks of unpaid invoices here. 189 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,336 Don't start, mate. Do you need me to chase them? 190 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:43,096 Is that what you need? I don't need to chase them up, 191 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,936 and I was just on the phone to Dave from the Glenmore, 192 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,056 and I tore him a new arsehole, 193 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,320 so it's in hand, don't worry, and hello. 194 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,920 Oh good, you brought the dog. Yeah. 195 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,360 I have a name. Oh! 196 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,600 Oh. Sorry. Kidding. 197 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,600 I'm Ashley. Are you Chiara? You're Ashley? 198 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,400 Yeah. You OK, Chi? 199 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,999 Yeah. You're just very nice looking and so... just normal. 200 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,216 Yeah. You're just very nice looking and so... just normal. 201 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,536 You seem very normal. No, no, no, no. 202 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,816 No, no, you listen to me. She is. 203 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,880 Yeah, of course. 204 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,960 Well, I need that equipment yesterday, OK? 205 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,680 So don't make me come round there. Yeah? 206 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,360 Cool. Love you too. 207 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,400 OK, bye. Bye, bye, bye. 208 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,680 Hey, whose idea was it to do trivia night, anyways? 209 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:18,720 It was yours. Yours, mate. 210 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,800 Oh yeah. Hey! Sorry. Bretty, this is Ashley. 211 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,000 Flashley? No, just Ashley. 212 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,120 Right, they both know. Yeah. 213 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,656 You should come to the trivia night tonight. 214 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,680 Leave her alone, mate. 215 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,160 She's just here for the wi-fi. I am. 216 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,200 You can set up anywhere. 217 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,456 But you know, if you've got any questions about the cerebral cortex, 218 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:36,520 I'm your girl. 219 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,440 How big is it? What's that? 220 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,960 The cerebral cortex. Maybe I could add in a question. 221 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,040 Oh, well it's all folded up, 222 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,360 to maximise surface area, 223 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:48,200 but if you did unfold it, it's like a 20-inch pizza. 224 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,200 Shit! So, a large? 225 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,400 No, it's like an extra-large. 226 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,040 I think Pizza Hut only goes to like 14-inches. 227 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,880 I think you should marry her. 228 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh, she probably wouldn't say yes, mate. 229 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,480 Righto, mate! No, I'm kidding. 230 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:02,520 Sort of. 231 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,496 But she is out of your league. Yeah, mate, I'm not marrying her. 232 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,936 Yeah, because she would never say yes... 233 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:06,960 Will you stop it? 234 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,336 I have a bit of a fucking dilemma, actually. 235 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,960 Oh, OK. Sorry. Go on, then... OK, don't touch me. 236 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,480 So she wasn't interested. 237 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:14,560 She moved out. Obviously. 238 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,200 Stop! Sorry. 239 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,360 Now I think she might be interested, but I'm not sure. 240 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:21,400 And I mean, I don't know. She's 29. 241 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,000 I mean, is that appropriate? It's not appropriate, right? 242 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,136 That's ridiculous, isn't it? I agree. 243 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,160 It does seem ridiculous. No, it's fine. 244 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,680 I'm 30, and we're soulmates. You and me? 245 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,600 Yeah. I wouldn't have thought so. 246 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,680 But you remember Yvette? The vet? Yeah. 247 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:37,120 Right. She's 40, and she's nice. Oh... 248 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:39,176 But you... that's... is that... that's better isn't it? 249 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,360 You told me that was better. 250 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,320 OK, to date, that is the best one you've ever brought us. 251 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,760 She's funny. She's got big brains. 252 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,880 Why did we only ever talk about her tit? 253 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,880 Oh, you guys are fucked. Honestly. 254 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,320 OK kids, we're open for biz. 255 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,680 Let's have a yabba-dabba day. 256 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,920 What the fuck? 257 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,760 Gordo, the fridge just went off. Everything just went off. 258 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:36,200 Did you pay the power bill? Yeah, yes, yes I think. 259 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,160 Well did you or didn't you? Fuck! 260 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,200 Oh, what? Where's the power? 261 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,560 I've got a full AV presentation. 262 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,056 Brett, could you check the fermenters, please? 263 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,400 What happened to the lights? 264 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,400 'Cause the wi-fi's off, too. Alrighty! 265 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,120 Alright, I'll hotspot. Youse open? 266 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,640 Oh yeah! Yep. Yep. 267 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,880 Yes. Yep, we are. 268 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,960 Welcome, ladies. 269 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,040 Come, come, come on in. Here we go! 270 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,120 Not much vibe. 271 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,080 No tunes. This place is dead. 272 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,376 Yeah, because... There's a reason for that. 273 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,000 .. we're conserving today. Today, all day... 274 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,160 .. we're conserving today. Today, all day... 275 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,776 For the... for the environment. The environment. 276 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,800 We're conserving. Yep. 277 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,016 Nothing's gonna be on at all. What, like an Earth Day thing? 278 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,360 Yes! Yes, exactly. 279 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,480 Happy Earth Day. 280 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,120 Isn't, ah, isn't Earth Day in April? Sorry. Yes, not Earth Day. 281 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,960 Today we are observing its twin, which is... 282 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,120 Climate... 283 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,760 .. crisis... In Crisis Day. 284 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,800 CCD. 285 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,840 Yeah. For us. 286 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,256 Like a sister day to Earth Day. Twin sisters. 287 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,280 Yep. 288 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,160 So every beer you buy today, we donate... 289 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,760 Donate a dollar. 290 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,240 ..a dollar to the Earth. Foundation. Of the Amazon. 291 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,240 The Earth Foundation. The A... the EFA... 292 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,536 You don't have to worry about that. 293 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:37,560 Anyway. Yeah. 294 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,400 So there's very hungry kids in the Amazon 295 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,656 and we'd like to just do our bit. 296 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,520 Yeah, is it gonna get busy, or... Oh god, you know what? 297 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,840 CCD Day is actually the... 298 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,480 CCD is the um... CCA... CCD is... 299 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,016 It's one of the biggest days of the year. 300 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,360 The Foundation which runs this Earth Day, which is CEA. 301 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,440 And it gets massive. Yep, yep. 302 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,600 So if you guys wanna get the big... big... 303 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,120 It's all yours. Yeah, cool! 304 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,999 OK, well then Dudders here is getting married. 305 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,800 OK, well then Dudders here is getting married. 306 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,840 Whoa! 307 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,960 I hope she's a blonde. 308 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,280 No. 309 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,960 Nup. Doesn't matter. 310 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,720 We'll take two of everything. 311 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,760 Yes, OK. Fuck yeah. 312 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,136 But the computers aren't working, obviously, 313 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,256 so you just need cash for that. 314 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,120 Fuck that. Ah, we... 315 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,160 Don't fuck that... Yeah. 316 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,280 .. because I haven't yet said... The other bit. 317 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,240 It's all half price. Half price. 318 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,440 Because we have half the environment left. 319 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,040 Hey, how are you two going? Hey, yeah, we're good. 320 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,080 Good. What happened? 321 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,720 Oh, it's a 100% my fault. 322 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,720 I forgot to pay the power bill for the second time. 323 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,800 Oh, that's bad. It's really not good. 324 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,000 And all of our clients are terrible at paying our invoices on time. 325 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,560 Don't you have like a money person? No, it's just us. 326 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,600 Oh. 327 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,456 And like Chi could do it, but she's kinda bad cop. 328 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,520 I'm good cop, so I try and foster relationships. 329 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,560 Uh-huh. 330 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,120 Which I can do, but I suck at asking for money. 331 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,016 Like I haven't even hit you up for the 6K you owe me 332 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,000 for Colin's surgery. I know. 333 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,400 For Colin's surgery. I know. 334 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,280 And that was two weeks ago. I know. 335 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,640 But listen, with that, I know you don't have the money yet. 336 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,520 It's fine. Um, but, I mean, it hasn't helped. 337 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,296 I mean, I took it out of the business account and... 338 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,320 Oh, I feel terrible. No, don't, don't. 339 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,560 I didn't say that to make you feel bad, and it's my fault. 340 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,960 I'm the one that hit the dog. 341 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,000 Whoa, wait, did you just say that it was your fault? 342 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,600 Did I? Did I? 343 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,280 You did. Yeah, I did. 344 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,600 You just got like 40% hotter. 40%. 345 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,880 'Cause you took responsibility. It was hot. 346 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,040 OK. Noted. 347 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,816 By the way, you should stay for trivia night, 348 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,376 because if the power doesn't come back on, 349 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,880 I think it's going to be pretty funny. 350 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,480 I thought Yvette was coming to trivia. 351 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,576 I don't think she's going... 352 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,800 I never asked her to come. 353 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,440 Mm, 'cause it sounded like she was coming. 354 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,200 I don't think she's going to come. Right. 355 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,640 I might be seeing someone at work later. 356 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,880 Oh, OK. 357 00:14:58,920 --> 00:14:59,999 Can you not be alone for five minutes? 358 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,680 Can you not be alone for five minutes? 359 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,440 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 360 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,600 I'm just trying to keep up with you, mate. 361 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,440 Totally. Totally. 362 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:16,320 Hey, are we really donating a dollar a beer to the Amazon? 363 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,360 Fuck no. 364 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,760 We're not making money with this half-price shit. 365 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,960 Well, what if someone Googles Climate Crisis Day? 366 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,560 OK, I saw on Facebook that yesterday was National Cousins Day. 367 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,520 Who fact checked that? Nobody. 368 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,160 Man, I should have called my hot cousin. 369 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,216 No, you shouldn't have. Don't start that shit again, mate. 370 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,120 You guys are weird about her. 371 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,160 Oh yeah, we're weird, 372 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,856 'cause we're the one that's obsessed with your hot cousin. 373 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,176 Bretty, could you check the fermenter for me? 374 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,216 I'm concerned that it's like a yeast infection back there. 375 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,776 Do you reckon we've lost the whole batch? 376 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,800 I don't know. 377 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,016 But look, if it's not too far gone, 378 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,480 fuck it, we'll just call it a sour. 379 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,720 Good idea. Great. 380 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:48,000 Can you do that? Yeah, that's how sours start... 381 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,976 fuckin, what is she doing here? What are you doing? 382 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,160 Where are her mates? Who? 383 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,336 Yvette the vet. Don't look, don't look. 384 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,760 Oh, did she not get the memo? 385 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,000 To be fair, she did spend the night last night. 386 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,080 Oh, Gordon! 387 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,496 You're such an arsehole. Do you know that? 388 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,000 I know. Yeah. 389 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,520 I know. Yeah. 390 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,040 But I thought Ashley was done. Like we... we... she ghosted me. 391 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,000 Oh, like you're currently doing to the vet? 392 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,000 I know, I suck. Yeah, you do. 393 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,936 Why don't you just slither away, and I will take care of her. 394 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,200 Would you do that for me? Yes. 395 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,400 Fuck off. I love you. 396 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,800 OK, well great. 397 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,040 Hi, Yvette! Hi! Chiara, hi. 398 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,880 How are you? Yeah, good. 399 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,200 Yeah. Is Gordon here? 400 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,120 Oh yeah, he's just gone out the back for a wank. 401 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,920 For a... A wank? 402 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,440 Yeah, a big old wank. 403 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,040 Yeah, thank you so much for this extension, Monica. 404 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,000 I mean, my family and I really appreciate it. 405 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,880 And obviously if Dad could, you know, talk at the moment, 406 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,760 he would thank you himself, but yeah, sorry. 407 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,120 I just think about how close we came to losing him. 408 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,160 Yeah. OK, thank you again, Monica. 409 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,360 Santa Monica. OK, bye. 410 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,760 Brett, sit down and read me that last invoice. 411 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,560 I have 2% left on my computer, 412 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,080 but I reckon I can fire off one more email. 413 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,040 Yes, boss. What do you need me to do? 414 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,560 Um, name and how much. How much do they owe us? 415 00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,999 Dave at the Glenmore. Dave. 416 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,600 Dave at the Glenmore. Dave. 417 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:05,200 $8,548. 418 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,960 8,000 fucken... he's having a laugh. Yeah. 419 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,640 What a joker. 420 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,240 Oh. We have... 421 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,160 Do you think I have a nice speaking voice? 422 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,880 Yeah, why? 423 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,760 I'm just going over the questions for tonight, and I'm a bit nervous. 424 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,400 Oh no, you'll be great. It's gonna be great. 425 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,520 Thanks. 426 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,960 You know you're a top chick, you know that? 427 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,600 Thank you. 428 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,680 And, ah, Gordo's a bit of a dickhead, right? 429 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:37,760 Yeah. 430 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,120 But once he gets out of his own way, he's um... 431 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,680 .. he's worth it. 432 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,760 Sorry, did he tell you to say this to me? 433 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,880 No way. 434 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,136 And don't tell him I told you 'cause he's a massive dickhead. 435 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,480 Oh, looky here. Chummy. 436 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,720 Hello, Yvette. 437 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,760 I thought you were here to see Gordon, 438 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,240 but obviously you found someone new, so that's good. 439 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,999 Oh no, she's my amiga. 440 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,240 Oh no, she's my amiga. 441 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,720 Mm-hm. Female friend. 442 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,760 Anyway, I have to go. 443 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,880 Are you seeing Gordon? This afternoon? 444 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,720 I don't think so. No. 445 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,520 Are you seeing him? 446 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,056 Well that's... that's between Gordon and I. 447 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,600 No it isn't, because I'm seeing him. OK. 448 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:23,120 You look weird together, actually. 449 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,800 Because you're too young for him, OK? 450 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,800 So, run along home to your parties 451 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,880 and your poppers and your pingers, OK? 452 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,360 Do you know how hard it is to find a man in his 40s 453 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,680 that's not a complete psycho or a fat dad? 454 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,960 So, if you could just let me have this one, that'd be great. 455 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,680 When you're in your 40s, you'll understand. 456 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,760 Actually, I'm gonna do what I want. But thank you. 457 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,800 Thanks for the chat. Bye. 458 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,520 Are you forgetting your dog? 459 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,400 Yes, I am. 460 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,056 But Brett's gonna look after him, aren't ya? 461 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,680 Anything for you, love. Thank you. 462 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,999 Hey, did you know that I am over a fathom tall? 463 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,256 Hey, did you know that I am over a fathom tall? 464 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,040 Fath... fath... fathom. I'll get back to you. 465 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,120 Fuck sake. 466 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,640 It's just through here. 467 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,040 I've gotta get back. 15 minutes max. 468 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,976 What is this? I've never been in here before. 469 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,480 It's for med students. 470 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,160 You've done this before. Maybe. 471 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,520 What the fuck is that? Ah... 472 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,200 Ash? 473 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,360 Yeah. What are you doing here? 474 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,080 What am I doing here? What are you doing here? 475 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,280 I showed you this room. What was that noise? 476 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,000 It was a rape alarm that my Mum got me, 477 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,840 so I'll let her know it works. Thank you. 478 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,240 Do do... do you wanna come out? Did you hurt your head? 479 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,000 No I didn't. 480 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,280 No I didn't. 481 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,400 Hey, you're pretty. 482 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,400 What's your name? Tessa. 483 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,296 I'm gonna report you for fucking in here, Tessa. 484 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,880 We weren't fucking. You were about to. 485 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,200 She's nice. She is. 486 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,560 Yes I am coming to work, thanks James. 487 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,480 I'm sorry. I... Can you fuck off? 488 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,360 Oh, fuck sake. Yes, Tess, Tess, wait up. 489 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,680 Whatever! 490 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,576 There you go, champions. Keep drinking for the earth. 491 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,800 Cheers. Thank you. 492 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,120 Is she still looking? Mm-hm. Sure is. 493 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,600 Don't look up. OK. 494 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,040 Don't look up. Alright. 495 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,240 Don't look up. OK. 496 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,360 Oh! I looked up. 497 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,160 She won't stop staring at me. 498 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,280 Mm-hm. You know what? 499 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:51,000 I do not approve of your behaviour, but she does seem a little unhinged. 500 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,240 What'd you tell her before? 501 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,360 I said you went for a wank. 502 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,320 What? A big old wank. 503 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,200 You didn't, did you? No. 504 00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,999 Did you? No. 505 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,600 Did you? No. 506 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640 Fuck you. 507 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,800 Gene... Can I help you? 508 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,720 Ooh! Sorry, yes, I was just leaving my assignment here. 509 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,920 Ooh, a hard copy. Something's finally sinking in. 510 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,960 Thank you. 511 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,096 Yeah, and I wanted you to see it's early, and I'm making an effort. 512 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,880 Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Off you go. 513 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,840 What is that? 514 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,120 I'm very busy. 515 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,480 Is that Gordon Crapp? 516 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,280 Yes. Do you know him? 517 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,480 Yeah, um, we met recently. 518 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,560 Is he OK? Yes, he's... 519 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,880 He had cancer? 520 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,600 And you had cancer? Well deduced. 521 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,720 Hooroo. 522 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,656 I don't know how many times I have to ask you to leave. 523 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,760 Yes, I'm going. 524 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,000 Could you, ah, say hello to Flash for me? 525 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,880 Beautiful man. One of the good ones. 526 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,320 Two, one, two, two. 527 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,240 Alright guys, not long now. Just bear with us, please. 528 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,280 I'm fucked. 529 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,480 Oh, you'll be OK, mate. Just... just project. 530 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:41,280 I promised these people a multimedia extravaganza. 531 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,640 Why? Oh, I don't know. 532 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,520 Yes! Oh! Yes! 533 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,360 We're excited. We're all excited, guys. 534 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,480 Whoo! Ah... 535 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:51,920 We have reached our target. 536 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,640 That's why I've turned the power back on, because we did it. 537 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,816 Well done. That was all you guys. 538 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,960 That wasn't us, that was you guys. So, big hand. 539 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,376 Round of applause. Thank you for that. 540 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,000 So mission accomplished. 541 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,080 So mission accomplished. 542 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,960 But let's keep that vibe up, because very soon 543 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,936 we've got the inaugural trivia night with the inimitable Bretty, 544 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,040 so stick around for that. 545 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:10,400 Drinks are still half price though, yeah? 546 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,440 No. 547 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,600 But, ah, we will have Bretty with the fantastic trivia. 548 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,496 He's got some wonderful questions, and I think he's ready. 549 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,880 Over to you, Brett! Whoo! 550 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,480 Alright, alright, alright! Everyone, it's Saturday night! 551 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,600 Who's ready for some Cape Trivulation! 552 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,400 Alright guys, get your team names in. 553 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,480 It's gonna be sick. 554 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,720 Another one? Do you want... 555 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,480 Nah. I'll wait for you. 556 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,520 Yeah, cool, cool. 557 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,320 Another one? No thanks. 558 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,680 No worries. Saturday night! 559 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,800 Ah, can't watch this. 560 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,160 And that concludes our famous foreheads. 561 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,920 Famous foreheads, everyone. 562 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,856 Alright, I'll give you two minutes to bring in your first round answers. 563 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,280 Two minutes, thank you. 564 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,999 Hey, everything good here? Didn't take you for a trivia nerd. 565 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,600 Hey, everything good here? Didn't take you for a trivia nerd. 566 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,320 You don't take me for much, do you? 567 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,680 Joking. Oh. Yeah, yeah. 568 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,736 Why don't you join Colin and I? 569 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:09,040 Our team's called Walk Like A Veterinarian. 570 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,840 I'd love to, but I've gotta keep working. 571 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,560 Oh, come on, you promised. 572 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,920 Well I didn't really promise, 573 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,880 I said I'd be working tonight. 574 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:19,160 Boo! I'm looking after your dog. 575 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,720 Yeah, which is great, but he's fine anywhere, obviously. 576 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,736 I'd better keep moving. OK, what are we doing here? 577 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,800 Well I'm working. No, you know what I mean. 578 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,840 Oh, I'm sorry. Is now not a convenient time? 579 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,600 Should I try again later when you're horny? 580 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,720 Yvette... Yvette. 581 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,960 Yvette! That's what you sound like. 582 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,280 That is your voice. OK. 583 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,800 Can you... hey! Hey. Hey, hey. 584 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,920 Hey, hey. Hey, I just... 585 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,216 What are you doing? I didn't mean... 586 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,960 Just let go. Let go. Let go, please. 587 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,280 Hey. 588 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,560 Let go. Yvette, let go. No... 589 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,616 No, no, no, no, no. I just... 590 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,160 You gotta let go. Why? 591 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,840 Because I'm working and this was never gonna be a social thing. 592 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,040 I'm working. Oh, OK. 593 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,560 Is it Bring Your Niece to Work Day today, is it? 594 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600 OK. 595 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,000 You look like her creepy uncle! 596 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:01,136 You look like her creepy uncle! 597 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,800 Big fat, floppy Uncle Dad. 598 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,920 Gross. Ohh! 599 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:10,880 Floppy. 600 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,560 Here brother, enjoy. Thank you. 601 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,200 Hey! Hey, here he is! 602 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,800 Man of the hour. Hey, where's Ash? 603 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,400 I think she's at work. True. 604 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,840 Good head for business, that girl. What do you mean? 605 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,080 Calling AGL and everything. 606 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,000 I thought that was you, Crappster. 607 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,360 Yeah, and then she got us an extension saying 608 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,520 that her Dad had a stroke or something. 609 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,600 What? 610 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,640 Yeah, and then she emailed a bunch of the clients, 611 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,240 pretending to be our accountant. 612 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,840 - She signed them off as Colin. - Colin? 613 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,120 Yeah, Colin from Accounts. 614 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,240 Set up an email and everything. 615 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,440 Yeah, and that Colin, fuck he's intense. 616 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,320 Holy shit. 617 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,200 I know, right? Crazy. 618 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,400 That all? 619 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,880 All done? OK, good boy. 620 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,480 And one, two, three, lift. 621 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,680 Here we go. 622 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800 Well, well, well. Ashley Molden. 623 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,520 Or should I say Colin from Accounts? 624 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,016 I don't want what you're talking about. 625 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:39,880 You're amazing, and your talents are fucking wasted in the medical field. 626 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,040 I don't think they are. 627 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,800 Think they might be. Thank you so much, seriously. 628 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,440 You completely saved me. Can we buy you a drink? 629 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,480 Ah, Yvette's not in there? No, she's not. 630 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,640 And unrelated, we'll need to find ourselves a new vet. 631 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,560 That's a really good thing. Yeah. 632 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,560 Shall we? Yeah. 633 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,000 Um, how do you know Gene Howell? 634 00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:03,360 Um, how do you know Gene Howell? 635 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,760 Gene Howell? Far out. 636 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,520 I haven't spoken to him for years. Right. 637 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,440 Yeah. Is he OK? Yeah, he's fine. 638 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,320 He happens to be my, um, prac supervisor at the hospital. 639 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:16,480 Ace. Yeah. Ace? 640 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,280 Yeah, I stand by Ace. OK. 641 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,480 Yeah. 642 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,600 You didn't mention you had cancer. 643 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,480 Um, didn't, did I? You never asked. Yeah. 644 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,280 And it's not super sexy. 645 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,560 No, but it's important. 646 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,920 Yeah, it is. So, I had it. 647 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,240 Yeah. It was in my nuts. 648 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,040 I've only got one now. OK. 649 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,520 It's a cherry tom. Cherry tom. 650 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,736 It's just not my favourite thing to talk about, that's all. 651 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,200 Yeah, I get it. 652 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:49,000 Did it have something to do with... The other night? Yeah. 653 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,080 That day I'd had a camera up my dick to check out my bladder. 654 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:55,120 A cystoscopy. I am very familiar with the process. 655 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,320 Yeah. I mean, I loved it. 656 00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,256 I tried to get another one today, but they're closed on the weekend. 657 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,480 Yeah. 658 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,000 Results fine? 659 00:28:00,001 --> 00:28:01,080 Results fine? 660 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,160 Yeah, clean as. Spick and span. 661 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,720 I cannot tell you what a relief it is to hear this. 662 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,800 Good. Yeah, I'm relieved too. 663 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,040 Should we get a drink? Yes. 664 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,080 OK, come on, Col. 665 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,136 Come on, Colly. Come on boy. 666 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,280 Come on, Colly. Come on. 667 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,920 Good boy. 668 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,760 So you were relieved that I had cancer? 669 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,920 Yes. Come on. 670 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,880 You've got like a cancer face. 671 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,240 Well a remission face, surely. 672 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,760 How many inches is Pizza Hut's largest pizza? 673 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:32,480 How many inches is Pizza Hut's largest pizza? 674 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,080 You alright, mate? 675 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,160 Yeah, I'm alright. Looking for Colin from Accounts. 676 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,000 Yes. Um... 677 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,880 Yes, no. He's gone home, but I can take a message. 678 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,640 Oof! 679 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,880 That's my message. Oi! 680 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,080 Oh yeah, yeah. 681 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,576 You tell him Dave from the Glenmore is happy to pay his invoices... 682 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600 You're Dave. 683 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,136 .. but next time to use his fucken manners. 684 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,080 Yeah, man. Yep, yep. 685 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,440 Jesus. All good? 686 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,760 Yeah, all good. All good. We're all good! 687 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,520 Alright guys, let's take five. Keep up the vibes. 688 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,800 It's Saturday night! 689 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,280 What the fuck did you say to that guy? 690 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,480 I didn't say anything. I didn't. 691 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:18,440 I... I think Colin was a bit of a cunt, though. 692 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,560 Oh, OK. Are you OK? 693 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,840 Bit winded, mate. 694 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,080 I think you might need to see a doctor tonight. 695 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,360 Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. 696 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,640 Do you know any? 697 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,760 I sleep with one. 698 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,800 Myself. 699 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,720 I sleep with myself. Very good. 700 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,360 Well... oh! 701 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,976 That really hurt, didn't it? Yes, it did. 702 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,520 Yeah, it did. He got ya. 703 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,120 But he did pay. 704 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,520 He paid. I'll take it. 705 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,360 You're welcome. Cheers. 706 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,840 Give me a minute. 707 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,040 Yeah. 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