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Fuck, how good is Peggy's place? Oh, my god, it's so good.
Meggles, I'm all nervous.
You love parties.
Yeah, but what if no-one likes him?
Who cares? Do you like him?
Oh, fuckin' great.
No, I didn't... I nodded. I like him.
Yeah. Do you think he's too old for me?
Do you think he's too old for you?
Do you?
Meggles, don't! What?
You have to stop caring about what everybody else thinks.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I just don't feel right about like turning 30
and dating someone in their 40s.
Like I feel like I've just skipped a whole decade by proxy.
It's like I'm in my 40s and yesterday I was 29.
What the fuck.
OK.
Have you heard from your dad yet?
Nuh, nothing.
It's probably his fault.
Maybe that's why I'm into a grey beard.
Alright, just stop. I mean, look around.
Look at Col. Life's good.
Look at him. He's such a good boy.
He's so happy. Hi, Colly.
And he's crippled. He doesn't know he's crippled.
I'm gonna be like Col. Good idea.
Drink your drink.
Come here, hold my hand. Don't tip me.
Do you like him?
Yeah, I do. Great!
Happy 30th, my baby.
Don't tip...
Oh, Ashley!
Not cool.
Oh!
Eat shit, Meggle. Ashley!
Eat shit.
OK, you ready?
Jesus Christ.
Chi, come and take a look at this... No, don't... don't call her.
Fucking hell.
You look like a 'Love Island' contestant.
OK, Chi, don't laugh.
This is what young people are wearing, isn't it?
Ohh! What young people?
Gee, I'm just gonna have to...
I'm gonna need a minute, because this is a lot.
It's just this is the first thing,
you know, that we've done together and I just want it to be perfect.
Didn't you do the birthday thing at her mum's?
Yeah, I did, but fuckin' young people
just celebrate themselves for a whole month, don't they?
Like it's...
They love it because their bodies
aren't actively breaking down on them yet.
Aren't actively breaking down on them yet.
Relax, Gilligan.
Sorry. Wait.
This is Oh, yeah.
Hey, Bo Peep, I think your sheep left.
The hat is not the problem.
It was the only thing working for you, bra.
Mate, who are you trying to impress?
Her mates, obviously.
They're millennials. They hate everything.
Fuck off. Get out.
No, I wanna see what else you bought.
Just be cool, alright? This is good. This is good.
No! What are you doing? What?
The girl at Jay Jays said it was lit.
That's not lit!
Yeah, well, she was on meth. Man, it is so tight.
Is that a cuff?
Sorry, are you going as a River Boy from Summer Bay?
Get out! Both of you get out!
OK, listen. Fine. OK, but listen.
No, mates rates tonight, OK?
We have a chance to make some Claude Monet.
Yeah, but I'm hosting them.
Yeah, you can host them, but they're paying.
Right? Yeah.
Right? OK, OK. Yeah.
Take a breath. You're gonna be right.
Lose the fuckin' kerchief.
Fuck.
Hey. Hey, are you guys with Ash's...
Sorry, are you...
OK.
Oh, Ashy! Meggles!
Oh, hi. Oh, my god, you look amazing.
Yeah, you look... you look different.
Do I? Hello, boy. Hello, Colly.
Yeah, I... I wear this sort of shit from time to time.
It's a normal... normal look for me.
Is it? Yeah.
I just feel more comfortable in it, really.
Do you? Yeah. Hey.
Oh, G-Queen, lime green is over.
I mean, Billie Eilish started it and then she ended it.
Yeah, she did, LOL.
Um, hey, I've got you chickadees set up, tucked out of the way.
Ooh, watch out. Ooh.
Just through here.
Sorry, bubbykins!
My babies!
Squishies! Look at you. Oh, my god, this jumpsuit.
Do you like? Do you like?
Ah, I do have a seat... We're already set up over here.
It's a bit like a step.
Do you wanna come? We're already set up over here.
We love it here.
Yeah, yeah, no, but this is good, this is nice,
but well, I've already set...
Great. So...
Hey, so um, yeah, it's a bit private.
It's already set up for you.
There's nice lighting... It's just there?
It's just there. Yeah.
It's good for Col. What do you think?
Yeah. Oh, my god. Oh! Oh! No, no, it's fine.
I mean, we're close to the bar here...
Yeah, yeah. .. and everyone's comfy.
Totally. Is that alright?
Yeah, totally. I can roll with that, babe.
Rock on.
Hey, um, where are the draaanks?
Yeah-hey!
Wait right there. Just keep the vibe up.
Keep the vibe up, keep the vibe up, keep the vibe up.
Keeping the vibe up!
Oh, my gosh, the Smarties?
Yeah. And pretzels?
Yeah, just starters, you know. These are so retro.
Are those Cheds? Yes, sir.
You didn't say this was '80s theme. Cute!
Oh, my god! No, no, no, it's not.
Oh, um, Meggles, if I could ask you to...
It's a major breach of my RSA.
OK, I might go check the taps out.
No, no, no, we can do it here.
So, many rules.
Not really. So, uh, who wants a drink?
Oh, my god, let's get mescal margaritas?
Yeah!
We don't have mescal, but I could...
Oh, do you have froze?
Like... Like rose slushie?
Yeah. No.
Do you guys have tapath?
Tapas?
Oh, no, it's actually pronounced tapath.
Is it. Uh, no, no.
But I do have a menu of wonderful things
that we've worked on that we could maybe...
Why don't we just get like food delivered in?
Like why don't we just do that? Yeah...
Can't do that, unfortunately.
Oh, rude.
Me? Um, who is gonna order a beer?
Not me. No. Mm, no.
But her early stuff had a completely different sound.
I know, she's on a major journey and, you know, I'm here for it.
So, am I. Who's that?
Ah, St Vincent.
The hospital?
Oh, Gordy!
I am so, so sorry about him. It's alright. Alright.
Ah, you're hilaire, G.
You know, it.
Don't throw me under the hipster bus, Chi.
That's not fuckin' cool. I'm already having a shit time.
OK.
She is so excellent.
But I'm married. To a man. What is going on?
Calm down, mate. You're twice her age.
Ah, hello pot, this is kettle. You're old.
You'll always be older than me.
By like two months, mate. That's right.
Whatever.
How good's Megan, eh? Leave her alone.
What? Hmm?
Huh? I just...
I don't think she's into you.
I'm pretty sure we just made some good eye contact.
Just leave her alone.
Why?
Because Gordon is not OK, OK?
He's not happy about the way things are going.
You should sort that. Talk to me.
I mean, there's no spot next to Ash,
she's not introducing me to anybody.
I'm basically a fuckin' waiter at my girlfriend's party.
Listen up, right?
Focus. Yep.
Focus, yeah? OK, yeah, this is good.
That... Yeah, is your woman.
You're great together. Yes.
You're a sex god in an amazing outfit.
It's good. 100%.
Get in there, do your thing. I needed this. Thank you.
You can do this. Alright.
Nice.
And stop hassling the women. OK.
Lesson learned. Don't buy a white couch.
Alright, alright, alright!
So, what we have here... Some tiny beers that cost more.
Haven't heard that one before.
Oh, good boy! Ah...
Oh, no, don't feed him. Don't feed him.
Oh, this man doesn't like you very much.
What? No, it's my dog.
Are any of these gluten-free?
Uh, no... Where can I charge my phone?
Your Wi-Fi is so bad. I know, it's the worst.
Yeah. So, anyway...
Whatever. .. enjoy these, guys.
It's my summer series.
Um, cheers. Actually, you know, what?
I might just barge in here, if you don't mind,
with my rhubarb sour, called Rhubarbara.
What are you doing?
Sorry, I don't believe we've met. I'm Gordon.
Ashley knows me.
Usually. Ash? Ash.
Sorry. No, I was just voicemail.
Um, everyone, this is Gordon.
He's... so, yeah, he's my friend.
Ohh! Yeah.
Oh, there she is! I was looking for Willow.
Oh, my god!
Thank shit. I thought you were just the waiter.
Fuckin' random.
No, no, no, I'm Gordon. I'm Gordon and I own the brewery.
So, hello again, everyone.
It's great, Gordon. I love it.
Thanks, Meggles.
Hi. Yeah, no, it's cute.
Yeah, great, thank you. Yeah, we've done a...
I'm Scout. Hey, Scout. Hey.
Actually, Scout, Scout, Scout, Scout, Scout!
Just thought I'd stop you... Doesn't matter.
But on the next one, I know they're small,
but they're actually not shots, or shooters.
They are designed to be sipped.
Or experienced, really...
.. because we make everything in-house with local ingredients.
In fact, you'll like this.
We've recently changed the supplier
for the oranges for our Hops and Dreams Pale Ale.
In fact, that's the one that you have there, mate.
Ooh, yummy, mate.
Yeah, yeah. So, anyway.
But you know, you don't have to have that one.
Have whichever. Cheers.
Cheers, cheers.
- Just look in the back! - SCOUT No, I can't...
Who's a good boy!
I put the ketamine in here, like...
Hey?
I passed it back to you.
No, no, no, no. You like me the most, don't you?
How good are pretzels?
I never eat them but then when I do eat them...
Oh, yas, Zadie! They're coming!
Oh! Oh, I love her.
Who's that? Zadie.
Sadie and? It's Zadie and nobody else.
Just Zadie. Oh, sure, totally.
No, I just thought you were talking about
a big group of people called Zadie.
That's alright. Um, I'll get her a seat.
Oh, no, you'll get them a seat.
Yeah, uh... What?
They're non-binary, Gordon.
Right. Oh, honey, your boomer is showing.
No, actually, it's not, man,
because we have a genderless bathroom here.
So, your arsehole is showing.
Um, hey there. I'm Gordon. What's your name?
Willow. 'Course you are. Yep. That fits.
Lovely long arms. Willowy.
Can I grab you for a second? Yeah.
Wow. Great.
Sorry to steal the woman of the hour.
Just say person of the hour.
Fuckin' hell.
So, that guy's the worst. No, he's not, he's fine.
That's Ryan and he's just testing you.
OK, well, I'm not passing.
I mean, you know I'm an ally and all that shit.
I just missed it.
Yeah, you did, and you were a bit rude.
I'm rude? You need to relax.
I'm relaxed. I am relaxed.
Trust me. OK.
I just want them to... I mean, do they like it here?
Yeah, they're getting there. They like it everywhere.
They're animals.
OK.
You OK?
I thought Dad messaged me, but he didn't.
He still hasn't.
Have you not heard from your dad at all?
No.
I'm sorry, that's shit.
Um, but listen, I did get you something.
Oh.
Sorry, it's a few days late,
and I just wanted to make sure it was right.
But um... And it's nothing big.
It's just... But open it.
Oh, my god.
You like it?
I love it. I love it.
Good. Anyway...
Can you put it on me? Yeah?
Yeah. Alright.
Turn around? Yeah.
Look nice? Beautiful. Beautiful.
Thank you, Gordon. You're welcome.
Hey there, I have a little birthday surprise.
Ooh, here we go.
My passion project. Secret off-licence gin.
She never does... This is very special.
I see myself as a bootlegger of sorts.
A gin madam, if you will.
Are we happy with gin madam? I don't know, is that good?
I liked it. Oh, thank you!
Gin madam. I distilled this last spring.
Mmm! It is tart.
It's berry forward. Berry forward.
And it has hints of Chilean pepper. Mmm!
So, happy birthday to you, 30.
Thank you!
Hey, are they doing shots?
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
No, guys, these are off-licence.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! No, we're not.
Fuckin' whoo!
Stop moving! Stop moving! Fuck!
Yo! Yo!
So, much for some quiet drinks with nerds.
Yeah, she played you.
How'd the necklace go? It went great.
I knew it. It went great. Yeah.
OK, desert island, three things.
Go. Oh.
Um, first aid kit, machete, goggles.
Fuck. You're hardcore. Yes I am.
Hey, hey, hey, not inside.
Not even gonna take your kids or your husband.
Or music. No, they're dead weight.
Music would be pointless. Do not test me on this, Miss Megan.
I watch a lot of 'Naked and Afraid'.
Has anyone... Oh!
Has anyone ever told you that you're fascinating,
and very beautiful?
No.
Oh, come on.
So, are you.
You know, what it is?
It's like a watering hole in the African savannah.
You been to Africa?
No, I don't need to. I got YouTube. Mm.
Oi, check it out.
You can tell who's in charge, who's half dead, who's in trouble.
You know, what?
I just don't remember ever drinking this much
when I was their age.
That's because you drank this much.
Yeah, well, I'm falling behind.
Famous last words, bro. We'll see.
I've gotta go home. I mean, I've... I've got a family.
And I want to move to Bowral with her,
and I wanna bake sourdough.
Who, Megan?
I am intoxicated by her. I've gotta go. I've gotta go.
Where'd she go?
To the bathroom. OK
Can you look after her? I will.
Hey, not like that. I would actually kill you.
Chi, I love you, and I'm very sorry about all this.
Oh, it's OK.
Just keep charging them for drinks...
Yep.
.. and lock the door at midnight. Yeah.
And tell me not to leave Andre.
Don't leave Andre.
Did you say leave Andre?
Don't leave Andre.
OK. Love you guys.
Love you. Love you too.
Bye. I've gotta go. Fuckin' hell.
I know, right?
Hey, who's this joker?
Shit, this is the ex.
James! James! James! James!
Hi! Hey! Buddy!
No, outside food or beverage, mate.
Boo!
That's rude!
Shut up!
Look at this fuckin' guy. He's like a...
he's a fuckin' dreamboat.
Look at him. Yeah, look at him.
He's fucking gorgeous.
Tall, dark and handsome. Look at him.
How tall is he? I don't know. 6'5"?
Jesus Christ. This is... I mean, what the fuck.
Here's what you do, alright? Look at me.
Yeah? Yeah.
Walk in there... Alright.
With authority... Yeah.
Like you're in Africa. OK.
Yeah? OK. Yeah? Yeah.
Deepen your voice.
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Puff out your chest.
There you go. Yeah.
Give him a firm handshake. Yeah.
Firmer. Yeah.
Firmer! Yeah.
Silverback the prick. Fuck yeah.
Harder. Fuck.
Harder! Come on! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck yeah! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
I didn't know, you were coming.
Ryan texted me.
Ah, 'course he did.
Gidday mate, how ya goin? Gordon.
Good to meet you, James. Heard a lot about ya.
I've heard so much about you, too. Have ya?
I love your outfit too, man. Thanks mate. Yeah.
That's so awesome, Ashy. I didn't know, your dad was coming.
Are you fuckin' for real? That is funny.
You're not... He's not your...
No, mate, I'm not her dad.
Obviously.
Ah, he's actually my boyfriend, so...
OK. Alright. I'm sorry, Gavin.
No, it's Gordon, actually. You can probably head off, mate.
This is my place. Don't kick him out.
You're being weird. Don't be weird. I'm being weird?
Yeah. You're being weird.
You know, what? Fuck this. Oh.
Oi, Gordon! Grab us another round...
No, mate, I can't fuckin' grab you anything, alright?
And stop eating the fuckin' pizza, alright, OK?
Leave the dog. Leave him. Don't fuckin'... You want pizza?
Fuckin' order pizza off this. We have flatbread, it's delicious.
We worked really fucking hard on this shit.
And stop turning the fuckin' music up!
We have a licence here. We have neighbours here.
He's normally... cool.
Yeah. Seems it.
Honey, I'm so embarrassed for her.
I got you something.
I know, this was your favourite shirt
when you stayed over, so, yeah.
I love this shirt.
It smells good.
Fuckin' fuck!
Meggles, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it.
No, don't drink it, don't drink it, no!
Don't drink that.
Gross. Yes.
That tastes sad. Yes. Yep, yep, yep, that is sad.
You OK? Yeah.
Chiara's very special. Mm-hm.
Does she like women? I don't think so, no.
She's married to a man.
Although he doesn't have a lot of arm hair or leg hair.
That's beautiful.
Do you like women?
I don't know. Only when I drink.
Well, you probably do, then.
Don't be so binary... Don't drink... Don't drink it!
Eugh! I forgot.
It's better the second time. Let me take that.
There we go.
Hey.
You have a kind face.
Thank you. So, do you. Thank you.
Yours is like Play-Doh.
Squishy. Squishy and malleable.
Alrighty. Thank you.
You like Ash a lot, don't you?
I really do.
What do you like about her?
Well, right now she shits me to tears...
Mm.
.. but usually she's sort of brilliant.
I mean, she's usually...
I've never met anyone like her, you know?
And she sort of came out of nowhere as well...
I think... I think I over-trusted a fart during that.
OK. Yeah, alright.
Well, you go sort yourself out, then.
OK. Alright?
Hey, Megan, do you wanna play beer pong with me?
Shat myself. Cool.
The fuck?
What in the fuck is happening? Can you get down, please?
Hey! Hey!
Get off the bar! Get off the bar.
Shut the music off. Yeah, sweet, sweet.
Excuse me.
What? Hey! Hey, what the fuck!
Get the fuck...
Right, that's it, out! Everybody out.
Oh, shit!
Are you OK, mate? Are you OK?
All good.
Whoo! Hey, mate, are you OK?
No, I'm fine.
Brett, call an ambulance.
No, no, no, no. Honestly, I'm fine.
You're not fine. You just fell 6m.
I don't have travel insurance.
OK. Alright, party's over, everyone. Get out.
Hey, hey, your mate just nearly died.
Oh, no, he's not with us.
Who're you with, mate? Whoo!
OK, licence is over. You gotta go.
OK, ah, now I am calling the bill $500,
which let's face it, is extremely generous.
Brett is gonna put that on the bar.
Somebody had better come up and sort that out now.
I'm an influencer. I don't pay for shit.
I don't care.
Ash said this was free. Hmm?
Did you, Ash?
Yes.
No... You said you'd take care of us...
It. Us.
Have I not?
OK, calm down, Grandpa.
Ryan, you are an absolute cunt.
Whoa!
OK. Hey, OK.
Um, thanks for coming, everyone. Let's just...
I mean, yeah. And thanks, Gordon, you know for...
So...
Um, can we all go back to yours, Ryan,
and I'll come over soon?
Of course, honey. Mi casa, su casa. Thanks.
But not you casa.
Nah, don't.
It's all meh. Don't.
Stop it. Please stop it. Stop it, guys.
Whoo!
Sorry, hey. Are you mad at me?
Yeah. Why? What'd I do?
What'd you do?
You just stood there all night
and watched while your friends shat on me.
Yeah, they... they were bad and I'm sorry.
Um, is anything broken?
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it. But I hope Ryan dies.
Like tonight.
Is that all? No, actually, it's not.
I don't appreciate
being treated like a warm prop in front of your ex.
You weren't.
You ignored me all night
and then you grabbed my dick in front of James.
I did not grab your dick.
You fucking did.
I don't know how this is gonna work, Ash,
if this is a night out with you and your mates.
Maybe the age difference is too much, I don't know.
OK.
I just don't party like that anymore.
Oh, don't you? Why are you still drinking then?
Because I just finished work. Right.
But people in there were doing fuckin' nangs
and snorting dexies.
Yeah, it got loose because it was my birthday party.
It's not always like this.
Well, I'm past that.
Are you? Yeah.
Yeah, I am. Yeah.
No, you'd prefer just to drink two bottles of red wine
and play online poker for hours.
That's real healthy.
You're mean. No, I'm not, you're mean.
You embarrassed me in front of my friends!
How? By being the consummate host? I did everything.
You were tense and you were fuckin' rude!
I wasn't... And then you kicked them all out!
I was tense
because I wanted everything to be fucking perfect.
Well, it wasn't.
Well, according to your mate, James,
your dad did show up after all, so you're welcome.
Wow, that's nice.
I don't think things are meant to be this hard
this early on.
I agree.
We shouldn't have kept the dog,
because this isn't working.
I don't need this then, do I?
Later.
Later? Yeah, Gordon.
You just broke up with me, so, fuck off!
We are done!
Fine!
Ah!
Oh!
Fuckin' hell.
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