1 00:00:17,634 --> 00:00:19,074 What are you doing? 2 00:00:21,274 --> 00:00:22,194 Oh. 3 00:00:23,394 --> 00:00:25,194 - Ashy... - Gordon, what are you doing? 4 00:00:25,274 --> 00:00:28,194 You and I are the best. 5 00:00:28,274 --> 00:00:29,634 We're the best. 6 00:00:29,714 --> 00:00:31,674 And it just makes sense to me. 7 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,194 I want you to marry me. 8 00:00:34,274 --> 00:00:35,674 Speak up! 9 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:39,114 Will you marry me, Ash? 10 00:00:40,554 --> 00:00:42,594 Gordon, will you please get up? 11 00:00:43,994 --> 00:00:45,994 This is not our night. 12 00:00:47,954 --> 00:00:49,490 You're embarrassing him, darling. 13 00:00:49,514 --> 00:00:52,514 It's okay, it's okay. Please, just get up. 14 00:00:53,594 --> 00:00:55,914 - Really? - Yeah. 15 00:00:56,914 --> 00:01:01,114 'Cause we can... we can talk about this later. 16 00:01:58,314 --> 00:02:01,794 Thanks. Um, she was a referral. 17 00:02:01,874 --> 00:02:02,634 - Okay. - Thank you. 18 00:02:02,714 --> 00:02:04,354 And this is... Gordon Crapp? 19 00:02:14,874 --> 00:02:15,594 Ash, hi. 20 00:02:15,674 --> 00:02:16,794 Are you okay? 21 00:02:40,754 --> 00:02:42,514 - You sure this is okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 22 00:02:42,594 --> 00:02:45,194 I just... I asked for any doctor and they gave me you. 23 00:02:45,274 --> 00:02:47,554 Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:02:49,314 --> 00:02:50,394 Yeah. 25 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:52,434 - How's Colin? - He's great. 26 00:02:52,514 --> 00:02:54,194 - Yeah? - He's great. Yeah. 27 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,634 - His legs work now. - Do they? - No. 28 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,930 I was trying to think how long it's been. 29 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,794 Is it t... three years? 30 00:03:03,874 --> 00:03:05,194 Ah, wow. 31 00:03:05,274 --> 00:03:06,354 Yeah, that fits, actually, 32 00:03:06,434 --> 00:03:07,954 because I got back from Warrnambool, 33 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,194 like, six months ago. 34 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,514 - Six months ago? - Mm-hm. 35 00:03:13,634 --> 00:03:14,554 Wow. 36 00:03:14,634 --> 00:03:16,194 Yeah. 37 00:03:16,274 --> 00:03:18,274 You look, um... 38 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,834 Sorry, is he staying? Are you staying? 39 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,874 Um, yeah, he's an intern. He's shadowing me. 40 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,314 - I'm shadowing her. - Yes. I said that, Brendan! 41 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,434 I think we'd better crack on. 42 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:32,274 Um, so, Gordon, what seems to be the problem? 43 00:03:32,354 --> 00:03:33,394 Uh, no problem. Uh... 44 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,010 We just got bought out by a bigger company 45 00:03:35,034 --> 00:03:36,994 and they're making us do insurance medicals 46 00:03:37,074 --> 00:03:39,914 and, uh, I just put it off for as long as I could. 47 00:03:39,994 --> 00:03:41,954 Aw. Doesn't sound like you. 48 00:03:42,034 --> 00:03:43,194 Hmm. 49 00:03:43,274 --> 00:03:45,434 So you sold the brewery? That's sad. 50 00:03:45,514 --> 00:03:47,314 Yep, yep. Can't fight the moonlight. 51 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,834 Right. What about all the, um, money your dad left you? 52 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:53,754 Uh, yeah, I made some pretty poor investment choices, 53 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,074 uh, at that time. 54 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:58,114 It, um... Yeah, it turns out ax throwing and drinking don't mix. 55 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,994 - But wasn't it $500,000? - Yeah. 56 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,970 I wasn't really thinking straight for a while there 57 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:04,194 after the, um... 58 00:04:04,274 --> 00:04:05,514 Hello, Brendan. 59 00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:07,434 Sorry, did he not do the new patient paperwork? 60 00:04:07,474 --> 00:04:09,034 No, he didn't, but it's fine. 61 00:04:09,114 --> 00:04:10,194 Did you get sent an email? 62 00:04:10,274 --> 00:04:12,034 You should have got a link via HotDoc. 63 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:13,194 - HotDoc? - Yeah, HotDoc. 64 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:14,554 It's just a server. HotDoc. 65 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:17,354 - He said that he didn't do it. - We have to do it now, then. 66 00:04:17,434 --> 00:04:19,250 - No, I can fill it in later. - But there's a... 67 00:04:19,274 --> 00:04:21,010 There was a whole meeting this morning about... 68 00:04:21,034 --> 00:04:22,114 Okay, Brendan! 69 00:04:23,594 --> 00:04:25,794 Yep, let's, uh... let's HotDoc. Let's go. 70 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:28,154 I can ask the questions if you just wanna fill it in, Ash. 71 00:04:28,194 --> 00:04:29,194 It's Dr. Molden. 72 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:30,274 But you said I... 73 00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:32,194 It's Dr. Molden. 74 00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:34,314 Do you need an interpreter? 75 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:36,194 Obviously not. 76 00:04:36,274 --> 00:04:37,714 Okay. 77 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:41,034 Are you of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Island descent? 78 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:42,194 Again, obviously not. 79 00:04:42,274 --> 00:04:45,194 It's not obvious. I'm 5%-7% Cantonese. 80 00:04:45,274 --> 00:04:46,474 Oh. 81 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,034 Congratulations? 82 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,474 - Thanks. - Right. 83 00:04:50,554 --> 00:04:52,450 - Marital status? - You don't have to answer that. 84 00:04:52,474 --> 00:04:53,690 Single, married, de facto, 85 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:55,194 separated, divorced, widowed? 86 00:04:55,274 --> 00:04:56,354 Single. 87 00:04:56,434 --> 00:04:57,514 - Good, fine. - Yep. 88 00:04:57,594 --> 00:04:59,090 It doesn't matter, though. 89 00:04:59,114 --> 00:05:00,674 - Can we skip some? - Okay. 90 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:01,914 Uh... 91 00:05:08,634 --> 00:05:10,354 Are you sexually active? 92 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,154 You don't have to answer that, but, you know, are you? 93 00:05:14,274 --> 00:05:15,274 Y-yes. 94 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,074 Fine. Uh, don't worry about the next one. 95 00:05:17,154 --> 00:05:18,074 Just tick a box. 96 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:19,650 Are you having insertive anal, insertive oral, 97 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:21,050 insertive vaginal, insertive penile? 98 00:05:21,074 --> 00:05:21,874 Please stop. 99 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,594 Receptive anal, receptive oral, 100 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:25,514 receptive vaginal, receptive penile? 101 00:05:25,594 --> 00:05:28,394 What is receptive penile? What is that, docking? 102 00:05:28,474 --> 00:05:30,434 I guess receptive penile is 103 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:33,154 you're putting your penis into something. 104 00:05:33,234 --> 00:05:36,154 I would have thought that would be insertive penile, no? 105 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:37,234 - No. - Right. 106 00:05:37,274 --> 00:05:38,994 So what's insertive vaginal? 107 00:05:39,074 --> 00:05:40,314 - Scissoring. - Oh. 108 00:05:40,394 --> 00:05:43,074 Um... no, I'm not scissoring. 109 00:05:43,154 --> 00:05:44,234 Okay. 110 00:05:44,314 --> 00:05:46,154 Not scissoring. 111 00:05:46,234 --> 00:05:48,194 - Any oral? - Ever? 112 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:50,154 Just skip it, Brendan! 113 00:05:50,234 --> 00:05:52,194 How often do you feel helpless and that the world 114 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:53,554 would be better off without you? 115 00:05:53,634 --> 00:05:54,354 Seriously? 116 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:56,194 Never, sometimes, often, very often? 117 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:58,114 Just the regular sad amount. 118 00:05:58,194 --> 00:05:59,354 Okay, I'm just gonna call it. 119 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:01,154 - Are you happy with... - Brendan. 120 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,514 We clearly have some history. 121 00:06:02,594 --> 00:06:05,194 I think it would be good if we could have some time alone. 122 00:06:05,274 --> 00:06:06,554 Medical history? 123 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,834 Just read the room, mate. 124 00:06:10,554 --> 00:06:12,274 You should have booked a double appointment. 125 00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:15,634 I'm sorry, I didn't realize it would take this long. 126 00:06:18,154 --> 00:06:19,914 Sorry about that. It's just... 127 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,530 What the fuck are you doing? 128 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:24,114 Doing the mini puzzle. 129 00:06:24,194 --> 00:06:25,634 Go away! 130 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:32,290 He drives me fucking mental. 131 00:06:32,314 --> 00:06:34,714 - Is he here all the time? - Yeah, no, just this week. 132 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,354 Okay. So, listen, just take it back. 133 00:06:36,434 --> 00:06:38,194 You've been back in town for six months 134 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,914 and you... you never thought to call? 135 00:06:39,994 --> 00:06:41,594 I mean, to check on Colin or anything? 136 00:06:41,674 --> 00:06:43,554 I just haven't been able to, Gordon. 137 00:06:43,634 --> 00:06:45,594 It's not that I don't miss him. 138 00:06:45,674 --> 00:06:49,474 Oh, there he is. I know that photo. 139 00:06:50,274 --> 00:06:52,474 Oh, there I am. Sorry. 140 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:54,114 - Put my things back. - Yeah, sorry. 141 00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:56,474 Anyway, now that you are back, 142 00:06:56,554 --> 00:07:00,194 um, do you want to do, like, a shared custody thing for Colin? 143 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:01,194 We can. 144 00:07:01,274 --> 00:07:03,034 I... I can't, Gordon. 145 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:04,314 Why can't you? 146 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:08,954 My circumstances right now, I'm not able to do that. 147 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,154 Right, okay. 148 00:07:10,234 --> 00:07:12,074 Well, he thinks you're dead. 149 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:14,034 Tell him I'm not. 150 00:07:17,674 --> 00:07:18,954 Okay. 151 00:07:19,994 --> 00:07:22,250 Oh, you know what, I'll take this to another doctor. Yeah. 152 00:07:22,274 --> 00:07:23,634 - Yeah, it's probably best. - Yeah. 153 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:25,914 Um, sorry, I should have... 154 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:29,114 Uh... it's good to see you, though. 155 00:07:29,194 --> 00:07:30,674 You too, Gordon. 156 00:07:32,914 --> 00:07:34,154 Okay. 'Bye. 157 00:07:36,674 --> 00:07:37,874 Oh, my God. 158 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:51,114 Ash! 159 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:52,194 Hey! 160 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:54,194 Oh! Oh, hey! 161 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,354 - Did you just see me then? - Did I... 162 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,354 Did you just see me and then keep walking? 163 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:01,194 I did, yeah, 'cause I'm... 164 00:08:01,274 --> 00:08:04,354 Sorry, I just wasn't sure if, like, you were waiting for me. 165 00:08:04,434 --> 00:08:06,354 Uh, no, I-I-I finished with... 166 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,250 They... they found someone else for me, another doctor. 167 00:08:08,274 --> 00:08:09,690 I did all the paperwork and everything 168 00:08:09,714 --> 00:08:12,234 and I just took a while and I just got stuck here scrolling. 169 00:08:12,314 --> 00:08:15,074 Now you're up to date. 170 00:08:15,154 --> 00:08:16,354 You done for the day? 171 00:08:16,434 --> 00:08:18,154 - Yes, I am finished. - Okay. 172 00:08:18,234 --> 00:08:19,514 For today. 173 00:08:19,594 --> 00:08:20,674 Okay. 174 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,954 Uh, probably gonna get a drink with your intern, then? 175 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:24,394 Try a bit of receptive penile? 176 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:26,314 Yeah. I do love penile. 177 00:08:26,394 --> 00:08:27,594 I know you do. 178 00:08:29,754 --> 00:08:30,754 Anyway... 179 00:08:30,794 --> 00:08:31,794 Hey, Ash? 180 00:08:31,874 --> 00:08:34,954 Uh, this doesn't have to be awkward between us. 181 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,594 Like, we can be mates. 182 00:08:36,674 --> 00:08:39,114 You know, if you want to call, like, to see Colin or anything, 183 00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:40,754 anytime, you can, you know. 184 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,154 Um, okay. Yeah, yeah. 185 00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:45,194 - I'll... I'll think about it. - Okay. 186 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,074 Not going to lose that, are you? 187 00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,354 What's that? 188 00:08:48,434 --> 00:08:50,250 The giant water bottle in your... in your hand. 189 00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:51,434 Oh, no, yep. 190 00:08:52,274 --> 00:08:53,954 We've gone way too far with these things. 191 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,034 It's really heavy. 192 00:08:55,114 --> 00:08:56,394 It looks it. 193 00:08:59,554 --> 00:09:01,474 - Anyway... - It's good to see you, Gordy. 194 00:09:01,554 --> 00:09:03,194 - You too. - Like, really good. 195 00:09:04,194 --> 00:09:05,234 You look good. 196 00:09:05,314 --> 00:09:07,154 So do you. 197 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,674 Say hi to, um, Brett and Chiara for me. 198 00:09:09,754 --> 00:09:12,034 I will, yeah. And say hi to your mum for me. 199 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,314 She'll bloody love that. 200 00:09:13,394 --> 00:09:14,914 Is she still with... Lee? 201 00:09:14,994 --> 00:09:16,154 - Lee? - Lee, yeah. 202 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:17,234 Uh-huh. They got married. 203 00:09:17,314 --> 00:09:19,114 - No! - Yeah, it was beautiful. 204 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,914 - I'll bet. - It was a beautiful day. 205 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:21,994 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 206 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:25,594 Hey, remember that, um, men's movement they had? 207 00:09:25,674 --> 00:09:27,634 That, like, occult thing they did? 208 00:09:27,714 --> 00:09:29,354 Oh, yeah. 209 00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:31,954 - That was crazy. - It was. 210 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:33,194 Are they still doing it? 211 00:09:33,274 --> 00:09:34,194 I th... 212 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,354 Uh... 213 00:09:36,434 --> 00:09:38,194 I am the man of the house. 214 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:39,354 I'm the man of the house. 215 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:40,994 I'm the man of the house. 216 00:09:41,074 --> 00:09:42,594 I am the man of the house. 217 00:09:42,674 --> 00:09:43,874 I don't believe you, Eric. 218 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:47,194 I am the man of the house. 219 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:50,114 - Again. - I am the man of the house. 220 00:09:50,194 --> 00:09:51,834 Mouse of the house, more like. 221 00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:56,194 I am the man of the house. 222 00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:58,034 Are you now? That's sweet. 223 00:09:58,114 --> 00:10:00,554 I am the man of the house, you fucking bitch! 224 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:04,514 And there it is. 225 00:10:04,594 --> 00:10:07,074 Sit down, Eric. Oh! 226 00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:09,594 I think we found something important here today. 227 00:10:09,674 --> 00:10:12,914 'Bitch' was a bit much, but that was more yang 228 00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:15,314 than I've seen out of the lot of you put together, 229 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:17,194 so something to think about. 230 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:20,874 Ah, mmm, yang. Male energy. 231 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,514 Another fantastic session, everyone. 232 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:26,194 And for your homework, I would like you to think about 233 00:10:26,274 --> 00:10:29,234 a misunderstood villain in history. 234 00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:32,594 Perhaps Jack the Ripper, Rolf Harris, 235 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,954 or entrepreneur Jeffrey Epstein. 236 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,994 And tell us what it is about them that interests you, 237 00:10:39,074 --> 00:10:40,474 and why. 238 00:10:40,554 --> 00:10:42,114 All right, dismissed. 239 00:10:42,194 --> 00:10:44,274 Oh, oh, just a reminder 240 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:48,274 that, uh, fees are due the first Friday of every month. 241 00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:50,514 We're not a charity, people. Right? 242 00:10:50,594 --> 00:10:53,154 Actually, yeah, yes, we are. We are a charity. 243 00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,394 A registered charity. 244 00:10:59,914 --> 00:11:02,194 Mm-hm. Uh-huh. Tea for Genre. 245 00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:04,474 Yep, yep, yep. Mummy's watching. 246 00:11:04,554 --> 00:11:06,194 Did he look the same? 247 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:08,394 Eerily so. Maybe better. 248 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,274 God, he's got great hair. 249 00:11:10,314 --> 00:11:12,314 What, does he have like a girlfriend or anything? 250 00:11:12,394 --> 00:11:15,354 Marital status was single, but sexually active. 251 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:18,034 Genre! What's your plan? 252 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:19,250 What do you think that means? 253 00:11:19,274 --> 00:11:21,114 - It can mean anything. - I know! 254 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,114 Half for Mum? Half for Mummy? 255 00:11:23,194 --> 00:11:24,274 Mummy! 256 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,674 Oh, I think I have to change his outfit. 257 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,634 It's not really working with the colors of the product. 258 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:30,994 Product? 259 00:11:31,074 --> 00:11:32,354 Yeah, we got sent these toys, 260 00:11:32,434 --> 00:11:34,154 and I have to make a post. 261 00:11:35,274 --> 00:11:36,450 Okay, whatever. 262 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:38,994 Do you think I could have him here, though? 263 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,354 - Who? - Colin! 264 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:41,954 Hello! 265 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,194 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 266 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:46,274 Yeah, anyway, I'm off gluten, feeling good! 267 00:11:46,354 --> 00:11:47,274 Hi! 268 00:11:47,354 --> 00:11:48,514 Hi, bubba! 269 00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:50,234 - Hello, my love. - Mmm. 270 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:51,554 Mmm. 271 00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,394 - Hey, Meggles. - Hello. 272 00:11:53,474 --> 00:11:55,314 Hey, Genny. How are you, mate? 273 00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:57,050 How'd you go? 274 00:11:57,074 --> 00:11:59,194 Yeah, really good, really good. 275 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:00,714 Uh... 276 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:02,194 2.58. 277 00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:03,354 Kilometers? 278 00:12:03,434 --> 00:12:05,194 Yep. Km's. Want to see my route? 279 00:12:05,274 --> 00:12:06,674 No, it's okay. No. 280 00:12:06,754 --> 00:12:09,674 Okay. Yeah. That's a loop. You crushed it, bub. 281 00:12:09,754 --> 00:12:11,154 Go have a shower. 282 00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:12,394 Shower, okay. 283 00:12:15,274 --> 00:12:16,434 Have you spoken to him yet? 284 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,194 David? What about? 285 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,114 He's always here. 286 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,274 He lives here. 287 00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:23,194 And he just went for a run. 288 00:12:23,274 --> 00:12:24,970 Yeah, okay, well, could he get a job, maybe? 289 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,194 He... Hey, he's working on it. Come on! 290 00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:29,434 I just... I... 291 00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:32,194 I think I'm just missing the baby bubble a little bit. 292 00:12:32,274 --> 00:12:33,714 Like, I don't mind you here, 293 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:38,194 but I just want our baby bubble back with Rumi and Genre. 294 00:12:38,274 --> 00:12:40,274 He's 18 months old. 295 00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:41,354 Yeah. 296 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:44,234 Like, when does the bubble normally end? 297 00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:46,194 - The baby bubble? - Yeah. 298 00:12:46,274 --> 00:12:49,034 Like, isn't it the first few weeks? Isn't that the bubble? 299 00:12:49,114 --> 00:12:50,714 No, Ash, it never ends. 300 00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:52,394 What? 301 00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:53,874 I'm his mother. 302 00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:56,394 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll talk to David. 303 00:12:56,474 --> 00:12:58,874 Um, he'll get a job. 304 00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:00,394 Thank you. 305 00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,394 Anyway, but should I text him? 306 00:13:04,474 --> 00:13:07,874 Like, should I text Gordon so that I can see Colin? 307 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,874 So, you didn't soak that stuff after he had his blowout? 308 00:13:10,954 --> 00:13:12,554 No. 309 00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:14,954 No, no. 310 00:13:16,434 --> 00:13:18,074 Good job, bubba. 311 00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:19,594 Good job! 312 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,874 Uh, Rumes... 313 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:21,714 What? What... what now? 314 00:13:21,794 --> 00:13:23,754 What, is Bubba off the table now? What? 315 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,634 No, we're not gonna say "good job" anymore, remember? 316 00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,634 What is this? Some more Instagram parenting tips? 317 00:13:29,714 --> 00:13:31,194 Fucking hell. 318 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,754 It's TikTok, actually. 319 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:35,474 And you think it's helping, but it's actually not. 320 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:38,034 It's not actually helping a child's self-esteem. 321 00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,434 What about my self-esteem? 322 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:42,034 Rumi, I cannot parent you both. 323 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:45,514 I've got self-esteem problems as well. Everyone's got it. 324 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:48,034 It's all good. It's all good. 325 00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:50,194 Good? That's, yeah, helpful. 326 00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:51,194 - What is... - Yeah. 327 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,874 Yeah. 328 00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:53,954 Oh, that's James. 329 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,610 James is at the front door. 330 00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:59,794 Hey, Genre is so fucking overstimulated right now. 331 00:13:59,874 --> 00:14:01,250 I'll handle it. I'll handle it. 332 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,490 And no more drop-ins, all right? 333 00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:04,434 You tell him it is pre-planned or nothing. 334 00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,194 Mm-hm. 335 00:14:08,034 --> 00:14:09,194 Love you. 336 00:14:09,274 --> 00:14:11,194 Love you too. 337 00:14:11,274 --> 00:14:12,274 Hey. 338 00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,794 - Hi. - Ahh. 339 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,034 Where's my boy? 340 00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:16,034 Not your boy, James. 341 00:14:16,114 --> 00:14:17,714 No, no, but, um, how is he? 342 00:14:17,794 --> 00:14:20,194 I just bought him a cute little outfit. Is he around? 343 00:14:20,274 --> 00:14:21,954 No, he's not around. 344 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:24,194 Sounds like he's around. 345 00:14:24,274 --> 00:14:27,394 He is around, but he's currently overstimulated, so... 346 00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:29,634 Look, we talked about how it might be confusing for you 347 00:14:29,674 --> 00:14:30,954 to be buying him presents. 348 00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:33,114 Oh, this isn't a present. It's his birthright. 349 00:14:33,194 --> 00:14:34,554 - Ha! - He needs a team. 350 00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:35,914 Swannies! 351 00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:38,154 That's nice, but he can choose his own team 352 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,234 when he's older, okay? 353 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:41,794 Well, he was born in Sydney, so this is his team. 354 00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:44,194 That might be the team that he was assigned at birth. 355 00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,050 - Swannies are a great team. - Yep. It's not the point. 356 00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:48,034 I've already bought him a Matildas jersey, anyway. 357 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:50,394 Oh, sure, that's fine. I mean, that's women's soccer. 358 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:52,954 - Just call it soccer. - Okay. Well, is he around? 359 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,154 - Can I see him? - No. 360 00:14:54,234 --> 00:14:55,714 Look, James, 361 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,794 when you agreed to be our donor, 362 00:14:57,874 --> 00:15:01,154 we were very clear about how you were not his parent. 363 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,594 Yeah, I'm not. I'm just like a fun uncle sperm friend. 364 00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:07,314 Never, ever say that again. 365 00:15:07,394 --> 00:15:09,554 Look, please only come around when invited, 366 00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:12,194 otherwise we will have to get the lawyers involved, okay? 367 00:15:12,274 --> 00:15:14,074 - I'm sorry. - Okay. Great. 368 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,250 Still good to babysit on Friday? 369 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:16,954 - Absolutely. - Yeah, great. 370 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,114 Hmm! 371 00:15:24,074 --> 00:15:26,194 Oh, for fuck's sake! 372 00:15:26,274 --> 00:15:28,034 Love you, little man. 373 00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:32,330 Well, these cunts are talking about taking 374 00:15:32,354 --> 00:15:33,514 January off the sauce. 375 00:15:33,594 --> 00:15:37,354 Then you've got, what, Dry July, Ocsober, 376 00:15:37,434 --> 00:15:39,994 they're talking about Don't Drink So March. 377 00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,194 We've got to get these fucks guzzling again, eh? 378 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,554 - Definitely. It's ethical, yeah. - Ethical City. 379 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:45,914 Yeah, we're on it, boss. 380 00:15:45,994 --> 00:15:48,154 Um, anyway, mate, I think that's probably it for today? 381 00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:50,170 - Yeah, thanks, Jared. - All right. Thank you. Bye. 382 00:15:50,194 --> 00:15:51,914 Thanks for, um, getting those medicals done. 383 00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,834 I'd hate to sack youse. 384 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:55,034 Same. 385 00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:57,634 Anyway, you've got a lot on, mate, so we'll let you go. 386 00:15:57,714 --> 00:16:00,114 Seriously, Echo Park is my little baby 387 00:16:00,194 --> 00:16:01,354 and I've always got time. 388 00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:02,594 'Cause I'm a good daddy, 389 00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:04,834 I've always got time for my little babies. 390 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:05,714 - Yep. - Yep. 391 00:16:05,794 --> 00:16:07,290 - Right. - And, like, Daddy's hands-off. 392 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,554 Daddy's not... do things without Daddy, 393 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:10,954 but just babies have to check. 394 00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,874 - Babies just check with Daddy. - Yep. 395 00:16:12,954 --> 00:16:14,130 - Cool. - Does that make sense? 396 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,330 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, absolutely. 397 00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:16,274 Yep. 398 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,754 Explain it for me. 399 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:18,994 Explain it? 400 00:16:19,074 --> 00:16:20,194 What's my name? 401 00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:21,874 - Uh, Jared? -Jared. - Daddy? Jared. -No. 402 00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:23,530 - He wants to be called Daddy. - Oh. 403 00:16:23,554 --> 00:16:24,834 - Yeah, but call me Daddy. - Yep. 404 00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:26,250 - And we love Daddy. - Uh-huh. 405 00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:27,410 Bad babies get a smack, you know? 406 00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,114 Yeah, well, we'll see you next quarter. 407 00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:30,330 - Yeah. - Or every six months. 408 00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:32,074 - Yeah, Quarterly City. - Yep. 409 00:16:32,154 --> 00:16:33,554 I did have another idea. 410 00:16:33,634 --> 00:16:34,354 Idea City. 411 00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,954 Can you stop with the city shit? 412 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:40,194 So I just, um, got back from L.A. in the United States. 413 00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:41,194 - Yep. - Mm-hm. 414 00:16:41,274 --> 00:16:43,354 And, uh, just trip of a lifetime. 415 00:16:43,434 --> 00:16:44,610 They're doing this functional beer. 416 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:45,994 Did I tell you about that? 417 00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,794 Okay, yes. I don't know about that, actually, Jared. We... 418 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,234 No, no, no. So they... What it is they're cutting out carbs. 419 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,554 Oh, we talked about it. 420 00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:54,450 You're putting in your electrolytes, your aminos, 421 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:56,474 your antioxidants, a bit of spirulina. 422 00:16:56,554 --> 00:16:57,754 It's unmarketable, remember? 423 00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,450 Because we can't advertise beer as healthy 424 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,594 'cause we'll get sued. 425 00:17:00,674 --> 00:17:03,514 Who's... who's saying it's healthy, RFK? 426 00:17:03,594 --> 00:17:04,514 - Right. - All right. 427 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,114 - Okay. - I'm not. 428 00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:07,194 - Okay... - I'm not. 429 00:17:07,274 --> 00:17:09,050 I'm saying we have had this conversation. 430 00:17:09,074 --> 00:17:09,954 No, Daddy's not, Daddy's saying 431 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:12,514 you can detox and retox at the same time. 432 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,194 Yeah, we could call it tox. 433 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:16,034 That's fucking it, Brett. 434 00:17:16,114 --> 00:17:19,074 That's... that's you... Oh, you're my favorite baby. 435 00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:20,194 Tox City. 436 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:23,194 Yeah. No, don't do that one. The first one, man. 437 00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:24,434 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:25,554 Yeah, it's good. 439 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,194 I fucking knew you guys would figure it. 440 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,594 Fucking geniuses. 441 00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:32,434 And then we, um... we did the... we did the Vegas drive. 442 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,074 We saw "Chaplin" Roan. 443 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,394 And we saw, um... 444 00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:38,434 'Cause she was down for the Oscars or something. 445 00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:39,834 But they're all... 446 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:40,954 Hello? 447 00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,154 Oh, fuck. Are you frozen? 448 00:17:45,154 --> 00:17:46,194 That really pisses me off 449 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,594 'cause I got my connection fixed after last time 450 00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:50,234 and then I sent them down to fix yours. 451 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:52,034 So, there should be no problems. The NBN... 452 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,394 We've got the NBN. We've got fibre to the node. 453 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,674 Brett, did you just move, mate? 454 00:17:57,514 --> 00:18:00,274 That... Chiara blinked. She did blink. 455 00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,834 All right. All right. I've lost you, bugger it. 456 00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:05,154 All right. Daddy out. 457 00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:07,434 - Oh, God! Thank God! - Oh! 458 00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:09,154 - My God. - My eyes were watering, man. 459 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,410 - Oh, my back. - Oh, you know what? 460 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:12,714 It wasn't a complete waste of time. I got my Kegels done. 461 00:18:13,514 --> 00:18:15,194 Hey, can I do my merch pitch now? 462 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:17,194 Uh, yep, yep. 463 00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,794 Okay, go on, Bretty. What's your pitch? 464 00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:20,194 All right. 465 00:18:21,794 --> 00:18:24,314 First thing, thank you, ladies and gentlemen, 466 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,474 for being here today. 467 00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,074 I know you all lead busy lives. 468 00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,250 Okay, just cut to the chase. 469 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,794 Uh... 470 00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,274 You messed me up. 471 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:33,354 I do it, all right? 472 00:18:33,434 --> 00:18:36,274 I do all our totes, T-shirts, all of our merch. 473 00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:37,274 Cut out the middleman. 474 00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,034 You want to see an example? 475 00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:40,194 Ba-bam! 476 00:18:40,274 --> 00:18:41,594 An acrostic poem. 477 00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,554 Don't you have two T's? 478 00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:44,554 Yeah, but it felt like 479 00:18:44,634 --> 00:18:45,954 the natural end, you know? 480 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,274 Hey. 481 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:50,194 - Fucking what? - Wake up, Jeff. 482 00:18:50,274 --> 00:18:53,194 Sorry, yep. Guys, go. Hey? 483 00:18:53,274 --> 00:18:54,354 What's... what's going on? 484 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,394 Yeah, I saw... I saw Ash, 485 00:18:56,474 --> 00:18:59,594 and, um, it was really weird to see her again. 486 00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,194 Uh, it's thrown me a bit. 487 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,274 You're fucking joking. 488 00:19:02,314 --> 00:19:03,234 Yeah. 489 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:04,714 - No way, bro. - Yeah. 490 00:19:04,794 --> 00:19:05,634 I know. 491 00:19:05,714 --> 00:19:06,890 Oh! 492 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:08,290 Fucking hell! What was that? 493 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,274 It's okay, Colin. He asked for it. 494 00:19:10,354 --> 00:19:12,154 You told me to slap you across the face 495 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,330 next time you wanted to call her. 496 00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:16,074 I didn't call her. She was the doctor I went to see. 497 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,954 Oh, yep. She's a doctor now? Yep. 498 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,314 Jesus Christ, Brett! 499 00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:21,554 That was fucking full on. You can't do that. 500 00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:22,954 - Yes, he can. - I did. 501 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:26,674 Okay, new rule. No hitting me or throwing shit at me. 502 00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,154 Even if you asked for it? 503 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,394 No hitting or throwing. 504 00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:31,634 But you asked for it. 505 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:34,234 No hitting or throwing things at me. 506 00:19:34,314 --> 00:19:36,434 - And my hand kind of hurts now. - Yeah, actually. 507 00:19:36,514 --> 00:19:38,194 - Gets a bit zingy, doesn't it? - Thanks. 508 00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:40,274 When I hit my kids, same thing. Stings. 509 00:19:40,354 --> 00:19:42,794 - Hurt him more than it hurt you. - Yep. 510 00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:46,434 So funny. My ex came in today. 511 00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:47,834 Oh, the one with the dog? 512 00:19:47,914 --> 00:19:49,194 - Yeah. - How was that? 513 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:50,634 Fine. It was good. 514 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,554 You know, Mon and I are still friends. 515 00:19:52,634 --> 00:19:55,354 - Yep. - Yeah. I'm cool with exes. 516 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,074 I think it's beautiful. 517 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,594 I was thinking I might get in touch with him 518 00:19:59,674 --> 00:20:01,594 just to see my dog again. 519 00:20:01,674 --> 00:20:04,154 But I assume that, like, you wouldn't wanna come or anything 520 00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:05,274 'cause of your allergies. 521 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:07,754 Well, show me a pic. It's all about the fur. 522 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:09,194 Oh, okay. 523 00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,514 Um-doo-ma-ma-mam. 524 00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:13,634 How is that? 525 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,874 Nah. I can't. 526 00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:17,954 Oh, really? 527 00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,914 I mean, it'd be fine if it was, like, a groodle, 528 00:20:19,994 --> 00:20:22,314 a labradoodle, any of the oodles, really. 529 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:24,114 Okay. That's a shame. 530 00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:27,954 And I can still, like, go alone, though, can't I? 531 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:31,874 I mean, I could dose up on meds, wear a protective layer. 532 00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:34,554 No, that's such a lot. You don't have to do that. 533 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,354 No, I'll do it. It's okay. 534 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:37,994 I'll come with you. 535 00:20:38,074 --> 00:20:39,754 Great. 536 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,794 Be probably good to get out of the house. 537 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,314 Oh, yeah. 538 00:20:45,274 --> 00:20:48,394 How is the... the job search going? 539 00:20:48,474 --> 00:20:50,634 Good. It's just... 540 00:20:50,714 --> 00:20:52,594 It's really hard to get people to invest 541 00:20:52,674 --> 00:20:54,194 in an inner-city trout farm. 542 00:20:54,274 --> 00:20:56,354 Inner-city trout farm. Pftt! Ha! 543 00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:59,474 Yeah. I guess 'cause the sea's so close. 544 00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:00,874 I mean, just think 545 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,154 of all the high-end Japanese restaurants in Sydney. 546 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:05,954 - Totally. - Gold mind. 547 00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:07,754 - What'd you say? - Gold mind. 548 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:08,594 Goldmine? 549 00:21:08,674 --> 00:21:09,914 Yeah, it's a gold mind. 550 00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:11,274 Gold mind? 551 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,994 Gold... mind. 552 00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:16,874 Tell me, did the fish market ever call back about the job? 553 00:21:16,954 --> 00:21:20,194 I just... I don't really want to work for Big Fish. 554 00:21:20,274 --> 00:21:21,434 Okay. 555 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,074 I mean, I could, though, really. 556 00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:26,154 I could make some contacts. 557 00:21:26,234 --> 00:21:27,474 Disrupt from within. 558 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,114 Yeah, get in there. 559 00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:30,914 Undermind them. 560 00:21:30,994 --> 00:21:32,154 I think it's undermine. 561 00:21:32,234 --> 00:21:33,474 No, I know, I was just saying. 562 00:21:33,554 --> 00:21:35,570 You're good to come and watch me play pickleball later, yeah? 563 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,714 Um... did I say I would? 564 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,194 - Yeah. - Great. I'll be there. 565 00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:42,794 Can I drive? I want to get my hours up. 566 00:21:42,874 --> 00:21:44,154 Yep. 567 00:21:50,474 --> 00:21:51,874 Ow! 568 00:21:51,954 --> 00:21:53,554 Can you do that outside? 569 00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:54,634 Yeah. 570 00:21:56,594 --> 00:21:57,954 - Hey. - Yep. 571 00:21:58,034 --> 00:22:00,034 You haven't fucking texted her, have you? 572 00:22:00,114 --> 00:22:01,194 No, mate. Language. 573 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:02,330 Don't do this shit again, Gordon. 574 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,394 I won't, mate. 575 00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:04,514 You gained 10 kilos. 576 00:22:04,594 --> 00:22:06,194 You started gambling again. 577 00:22:06,274 --> 00:22:07,834 - Middy, Jack? - Please. 578 00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:10,234 You grew a bushranger's beard. Do you remember? 579 00:22:10,314 --> 00:22:11,690 Can you change that, please? 580 00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:13,434 No, you look like a fat Ned Kelly. 581 00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:14,634 I love it. 582 00:22:14,714 --> 00:22:16,314 You've got kids. What's wrong with you? 583 00:22:16,394 --> 00:22:18,394 Yeah, they don't bring me as much joy as this does. 584 00:22:18,474 --> 00:22:20,394 - Very good. - I didn't mind the beard. 585 00:22:20,474 --> 00:22:22,250 - Thank you, Jackie boy. - Very unhelpful, Jack. 586 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,394 - Hey, uh... - Yeah? 587 00:22:23,474 --> 00:22:25,034 Can you focus... focus on me for a sec? 588 00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,594 - I've got to tell you something. - Yep, let's focus on you. 589 00:22:27,674 --> 00:22:29,634 Um, I recently had a swathe of tests. 590 00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:31,634 Well, it's either gonna be a swathe or a raft. 591 00:22:31,714 --> 00:22:33,834 Please shut up, because this is important. 592 00:22:33,914 --> 00:22:35,194 I'm sorry, what's wrong? 593 00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:37,714 I've been diagnosed. 594 00:22:37,794 --> 00:22:38,714 Oh, Christ. 595 00:22:38,794 --> 00:22:41,714 With... ADHD. 596 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,954 What? What? 597 00:22:44,634 --> 00:22:47,194 Jesus Christ, Chi. Oh, my God. 598 00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:48,354 Yeah, okay, and? 599 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:49,794 And? What do you mean, and? 600 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:52,194 Well, I thought it was cancer, Chi. 601 00:22:52,274 --> 00:22:54,074 And it's... Who ca... You're in your 40s. 602 00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:56,474 It's not like you're in Year 8 maths distracting everybody. 603 00:22:56,554 --> 00:22:58,274 This is a really big deal to me, Gordon. 604 00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,210 It would've been nice to know when I was in Year 8. 605 00:23:00,234 --> 00:23:02,434 My parents made me run a lot. I was always running. 606 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,874 Always running. 607 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,274 "Run, run, Chiara. Go down to the park and run it out." 608 00:23:06,354 --> 00:23:07,554 - Okay, okay. - Run what out? 609 00:23:07,634 --> 00:23:09,194 Okay, Chi. It's okay. I'm sorry. 610 00:23:09,274 --> 00:23:11,874 Sorry. I'm sorry. 611 00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:14,874 But yes, obviously you've got ADHD, Chi. 612 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,154 It's what makes you so fun. You've got so much energy. 613 00:23:17,234 --> 00:23:19,474 You know? It's a good thing. It's all right. You're okay. 614 00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:20,770 - Thanks for sharing. - No, it's okay. 615 00:23:20,794 --> 00:23:22,914 Hey, but I'm telling you because my doctor says 616 00:23:22,994 --> 00:23:24,434 - I need to slow down. - Right. - Okay? 617 00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:26,530 So, I'm actually gonna go to the office now, 618 00:23:26,554 --> 00:23:27,834 and I'm just gonna do the orders. 619 00:23:27,914 --> 00:23:29,434 - No, no. - So, you have to do payroll. 620 00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:30,554 No, I hate payroll. 621 00:23:30,634 --> 00:23:31,810 Yeah, well, figure it out, Gordon. 622 00:23:31,834 --> 00:23:33,410 - I'm gonna repair it myself. - What? Now? 623 00:23:33,434 --> 00:23:35,514 - Yep. - Oh, for f... 624 00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:36,850 - Bretty, Bretty, Bretty, Bretty. - Hey. 625 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,394 Um, can you stay a bit longer today 626 00:23:39,474 --> 00:23:41,394 because Chiara has ADHD now? 627 00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:42,674 She's always had that. 628 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,194 Yeah, no shit. 629 00:23:44,274 --> 00:23:45,594 Actually, you can't keep asking me 630 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,930 to do things for you last minute. 631 00:23:46,954 --> 00:23:48,354 - What? - I have a date with Carmen. 632 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,594 No, no, no, don't tell me 633 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,210 you're still interacting with that thing. 634 00:23:51,234 --> 00:23:52,434 Carmen's not a thing. 635 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,234 No, Carmen is... is either a Russian bot 636 00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:59,114 or a 15-year-old called Lachy in his parents' basement in Perth. 637 00:23:59,194 --> 00:24:00,594 Okay? That's the truth. 638 00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:01,874 Okay, think what you want. 639 00:24:01,954 --> 00:24:03,874 But Carmen is real, and what we have is real. 640 00:24:03,954 --> 00:24:05,794 Okay, well, listen, just do me a favor. 641 00:24:05,874 --> 00:24:09,194 Just don't give her your bank details. 642 00:24:09,274 --> 00:24:10,194 Or mine. 643 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,394 Uh... 644 00:24:11,474 --> 00:24:12,474 - Okay? - Okay. Yeah. 645 00:24:12,514 --> 00:24:13,914 Okay. Have fun. 646 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,994 - But she's real? - Yep. 647 00:24:15,034 --> 00:24:16,794 All right? Hey, old boy. 648 00:24:16,874 --> 00:24:18,194 Happy for you, Brett. 649 00:24:18,274 --> 00:24:19,514 Thanks, Jackie. 650 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,530 - Is this his mail-order bride? - Yeah. 651 00:24:21,554 --> 00:24:23,314 You can't say that, mate. You can't say that. 652 00:24:23,354 --> 00:24:25,250 It's... it's all on the phone. It's a whole thing. 653 00:24:25,274 --> 00:24:26,194 But basically, yes. 654 00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:27,794 Had a mate who had one of those. 655 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:30,034 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, brought her over in '93. 656 00:24:30,114 --> 00:24:31,834 - Yeah? - Had a Hampton Wick. 657 00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:33,874 Hampton Wick? 658 00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:35,914 A dick. 659 00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:37,834 Right. 660 00:24:37,914 --> 00:24:39,194 Still together. 661 00:24:39,274 --> 00:24:40,874 That's lovely for them. 662 00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:43,834 Hey? That's nice. It's a good story. 663 00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:44,914 Mm. 664 00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,274 Argh! 665 00:24:54,274 --> 00:24:55,914 Argh! 666 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,954 Come on, David. Come on, David. Yes, David! 667 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,074 Come on, David. Come on, David. No, David! 668 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,554 Fucking hell. Oh, my God. 669 00:25:13,074 --> 00:25:15,114 - Hey, David? - What? 670 00:25:15,194 --> 00:25:18,674 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna come back and pick you up, okay? 671 00:25:18,754 --> 00:25:20,114 Yeah, okay. Fine. 672 00:25:23,274 --> 00:25:25,194 Oh, cheese and rice! 673 00:25:53,234 --> 00:25:54,234 I'm... Hi. No, you go. 674 00:27:26,634 --> 00:27:27,994 Yeah, come on. 675 00:27:39,274 --> 00:27:41,170 Hey, there she is. 676 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:42,914 Hi, darling. 677 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,274 Hey. 678 00:27:45,274 --> 00:27:46,354 Hey, your hair looks great. 679 00:27:46,434 --> 00:27:47,954 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 680 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,410 - It's not too short? - No. 681 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,434 Shit. Shit. 682 00:27:50,514 --> 00:27:51,930 She always takes too much off. 683 00:27:51,954 --> 00:27:53,074 Nah. Sexy. 684 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,354 Ooh. Mwah! 685 00:27:58,514 --> 00:28:00,154 - Oh, that's sad. - Oh, my God. 686 00:28:00,234 --> 00:28:01,474 It's getting worse around here. 687 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,114 No, no, no. They might be crazy. 688 00:28:03,194 --> 00:28:04,754 It's okay, it's okay. 689 00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:06,794 Hello? Hi there. 690 00:28:06,874 --> 00:28:08,330 Sorry to bother, I was just gonna say, 691 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,634 if you need to use a bathroom... 692 00:28:10,794 --> 00:28:12,194 .. or even if you need, 693 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:13,434 like, a shower later tonight, 694 00:28:13,514 --> 00:28:15,234 you can just... you just go across there. 695 00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:17,114 I just... I run a local business. 696 00:28:17,194 --> 00:28:18,554 Just trying to help the community. 697 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:21,434 Oh, God, is... is that a cup of urine? 698 00:28:22,394 --> 00:28:24,194 Oh, no, I think that's wine. 699 00:28:24,274 --> 00:28:25,914 - Okay. Can we go now? - Yep. 700 00:28:25,994 --> 00:28:28,474 Um, anyway, if you want, like, a m... meal too, 701 00:28:28,554 --> 00:28:30,114 we have hot food as well. 702 00:28:30,194 --> 00:28:31,450 - Just leave it. - Okay. 703 00:28:31,474 --> 00:28:32,634 Um... 704 00:28:32,714 --> 00:28:34,634 Colly, get off there. What's... what's going on? 705 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,330 Anyway, you just tell them Gordon sent you. 706 00:28:36,354 --> 00:28:37,794 Fuck off, cunt! 707 00:28:37,874 --> 00:28:39,674 Oh, that's lovely. 708 00:28:39,754 --> 00:28:41,034 Never mind. 709 00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,074 - Okay. Yeah. - Let's go. 710 00:28:48,154 --> 00:28:49,514 Yep, okay. 711 00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:50,474 Colly. 712 00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:51,954 - Gordon. - Anyway... 713 00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:53,194 You've got such a big heart. 714 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:54,554 Oh, thanks, Chels. 715 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:57,634 But they could have had a knife. Don't do that again. 716 00:28:57,714 --> 00:28:59,274 Okay. 717 00:29:04,194 --> 00:29:05,354 Fucking hell. 718 00:29:05,434 --> 00:29:07,354 No, it looks great. 719 00:29:08,474 --> 00:29:10,714 God, she's got good hair. 720 00:29:11,954 --> 00:29:12,994 Fuck.