1 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:16,070 You're with Ditzy and Riptug 2 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,430 on this Tuesday morning, smashing out the hits. 3 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:21,350 Hey, who remembers this banger from 1986? 4 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,430 Um, you... you know, 5 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:30,150 you don't have to stay for this. 6 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:31,270 - What? No. No. - Yeah. 7 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:33,510 I want to meet the other love of your life. 8 00:00:33,590 --> 00:00:35,510 Oh, no, you don't. Don't say that. 9 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:37,870 - No. I mean... I mean Colin. - Oh! 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:38,950 Yes. 11 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:40,550 This is important to you, 12 00:00:40,630 --> 00:00:42,430 you know, so it's important to me. 13 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:44,150 - Just here? - Yeah. 14 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:45,950 - Are we gonna fit? - Uh, yeah. 15 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,550 There's so much room. 16 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:49,950 We made it! 17 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,070 Hey, thank you for being, like, 18 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:54,350 the most patient, the most beautiful, 19 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,950 the most sexiest driving teacher ever. 20 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:59,070 - I love you. 21 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:01,950 Yeah, you too. Shall we go? 22 00:01:02,030 --> 00:01:03,190 Yeah, you go, I've just gotta do 23 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,150 a couple of things for my allergies, pre-Colin. 24 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,790 - Oh. - Yeah. 25 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:08,270 Okay. 26 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:10,950 - I'll see ya! - Okay. 27 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:12,070 Love you... 28 00:01:21,030 --> 00:01:21,950 Hi. 29 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:25,870 Hi! 30 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:28,830 Hey, there she is. There she is. 31 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,030 Hi. 32 00:01:33,030 --> 00:01:34,030 Yeah. 33 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:39,750 Good boy! Good boy! 34 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,230 I missed you so much! I did! 35 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,110 Oh, I did. I missed you! 36 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,270 - Hey! - Missed you! 37 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:48,950 - Ooh. Hey! - I think he remembers you. 38 00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:50,950 Oh, I hope so. 39 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:52,070 God. 40 00:01:52,150 --> 00:01:54,190 - Oh. Uh-oh. Don't turn around. - What is it? 41 00:01:54,270 --> 00:01:56,790 Nothing. Just don't turn around. It's a weird guy, weird guy. 42 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,950 Shall we laugh? 43 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:01,950 Anyway, should probably go now. 44 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,230 - Ha-ha! - Ahoy there! 45 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:04,990 Ahoy, me hearty! He's coming. 46 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,510 - Arr! - David? Oh. 47 00:02:06,590 --> 00:02:07,950 - What are you wearing? Sorry. - Hi. 48 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:09,950 Gordon, this is David, allergic to dogs. 49 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:10,950 - Gordon. - Hey! 50 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,510 G'day. Good to meet you, finally. 51 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,150 - David. Hello. - Hey. How you doing? 52 00:02:15,230 --> 00:02:16,750 - Good. - Sorry about the get-up. 53 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:17,870 I'm just, um... 54 00:02:17,950 --> 00:02:19,190 I'm trying to limit the contact 55 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:21,030 with, uh, the dander in the fur. 56 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:22,870 - That's really toxic. - The... 57 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:23,950 - The dander. - The dander? 58 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:24,950 - Yeah. - Oh. 59 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,270 - And the saliva. - Oh, right. 60 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,630 Both really, um, get to me, so... 61 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:29,950 Did you need all that? 62 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:31,030 Yeah, I'm just trying to be... 63 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,230 - This is him, is it? - Yes. 64 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,470 - This is the famous Colin. - Hello, Colin! 65 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:35,950 - He's not that scary. 66 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:37,190 No! 67 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,790 - Hi! - Okay. 68 00:02:38,870 --> 00:02:40,030 Oh, you don't have to touch him. 69 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:41,350 - Don't worry about it. 70 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:42,950 Don't push yourself, you know? 71 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,030 Okay. Oh, no! 72 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:46,030 - What's wrong? - You right? 73 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:47,270 - It's happening. - Oh, Jesus. 74 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:49,110 I knew it. Oh, God! 75 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,950 Darl, are you all right? 76 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:53,030 Uh... 77 00:02:58,030 --> 00:02:59,950 It's okay. I'm just gonna be over here. 78 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,910 - Yeah. - No worries. 79 00:03:01,990 --> 00:03:03,670 He must have a lot of dander. 80 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,550 Yeah, the dander. 81 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:09,110 Don't. He's rea... He's really allergic. 82 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,830 I didn't say anything. He's nice. 83 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:12,190 He is really sweet, yeah. 84 00:03:12,270 --> 00:03:14,950 - You been together long or...? - Yeah, two and a half years. 85 00:03:15,030 --> 00:03:16,630 Okay. Oh, wow. Serious. 86 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:18,950 Yeah, it's pretty ser... pretty serious. 87 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:19,950 - All right. - How about you? 88 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,270 Do you have a... 89 00:03:21,350 --> 00:03:22,950 .. girlfriend, boyfriend? 90 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,950 Uh, me? Yeah. Yeah, I've got a girlfriend. 91 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:25,950 Oh, really? 92 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,950 - Ha-ha. Wow. - Yeah. 93 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,830 Uh, Chelsea, she's a lawyer. 94 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:30,950 Uh, been together about a year. 95 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:31,990 This is good! 96 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:34,070 Yeah, you've got a girlfriend. I've got a... 97 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:35,070 Beekeeper. 98 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,230 - Don't. - Sorry. 99 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,950 I'm just saying, this is good. 100 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,670 I'm relieved, actually. 101 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,670 - Oh. - You've got... 102 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,470 Yeah, we can be friends. We can be mates. 103 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:44,110 - So now that we are mates... - Yes. 104 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,790 .. um, why don't you guys come to my birthday party? 105 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:48,990 - Oh, is it your birthday? - Yeah, in a few days. Yeah. 106 00:03:49,070 --> 00:03:50,950 And, uh, I know we never got to my birthday 107 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,190 when you and I were together, but I seem to remember 108 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,910 celebrating your birthday almost constantly. 109 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:55,950 Shut up. 110 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:58,190 Why don't you come? If he makes it. 111 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,950 Chelsea's organizing it. It's gonna be at the brewery. 112 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:04,270 Yeah. You'll get to see everyone again. It'll be fun. 113 00:04:04,350 --> 00:04:07,430 Everyone? Oh, God. Okay. 114 00:04:07,510 --> 00:04:08,790 Should I go? 115 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:10,950 Should I go, Collywobbles? 116 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:13,190 Um, yeah, I'll think about it. 117 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:14,710 Hey, unrelated... 118 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,950 Was that you I saw at the brewery the other day? 119 00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:19,950 When? 120 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:21,470 It was the same day we met, actually. 121 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:22,950 Later that day. Was that you? 122 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,390 - A few days ago? - Ooh. No. No, no, no. 123 00:04:25,470 --> 00:04:27,150 - Outside the brewery? - No. 124 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,750 - In a car? - Car? 125 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:29,950 With wine? 126 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:33,350 I'm off the grog right now, so it wasn't me. 127 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:35,590 - Oh. I must have got that wrong. - Hey, Ash. 128 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,950 I think my throat's closing over. 129 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,230 You've got to go. His throat's closing over. 130 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,230 Yeah, I've got to drive him. He's on his L's. 131 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,070 - He's on his L's? - Shut up. 132 00:05:10,350 --> 00:05:11,790 Hey, Bretty boy. 133 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:13,950 I want to tell you something. 134 00:05:14,030 --> 00:05:15,950 I just want to get ahead of something, okay? 135 00:05:16,030 --> 00:05:18,030 Um, I'm going to tell you in confidence, 136 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,670 and I don't... you're not allowed to hit me. 137 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:21,710 Okay? 138 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,790 - You invited Ash, didn't you? - Yes, I did. 139 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:25,590 No, no, no, no! She's bringing her boyfriend! 140 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:27,230 - I'm gonna hit you. - She's bringing her boyfriend! 141 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,510 Got a boyfriend, yeah, okay? So it's fine. 142 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:32,710 We can be mates. So it's above board, mate. It's all fine. 143 00:05:32,790 --> 00:05:33,950 - Real talk, Gordo? - Yeah. 144 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:35,950 - When she left you... - It was mutual, man. 145 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,150 She left you, all right? 146 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:38,950 And I've never seen you like that before. 147 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:40,190 And I never want to again. 148 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,310 You won't, man. 149 00:05:41,390 --> 00:05:42,950 As long as I've known you, Gordon, 150 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,950 you've always been great with the ladies, yeah? 151 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:47,510 You're like the Ronda Rousey of relationships. 152 00:05:47,590 --> 00:05:48,950 - Is that a UFC reference? - Yeah. 153 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,950 Again, I don't get those references, man. 154 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:53,470 - Ronda Rousey was undefeated. - Okay. 155 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:55,710 - Her armbar's legendary. - I get it, I get it. 156 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,390 Until she met Holly Holm, "The Preacher's Daughter." 157 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:01,270 Point is, yep, I'm Ronda Rousey, um, Ash is Holly Holm. 158 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:02,510 Yes, she destroyed my confidence. 159 00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:04,270 - She took my heavyweight title. - Bantamweight. 160 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,870 Bantamweight. Fuckin', I get it. 161 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,990 It's fine, though. We're mates. She's coming. It's all good. 162 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,190 We're mates. Everyone fuckin' relax. 163 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,430 And, Bretty? 164 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:16,390 Mate, if you hit me again, I'm gonna hit you back. 165 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:18,790 - Okay. - Oh, okay. Fuckin'... 166 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:20,950 But it's there. Yeah. 167 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:22,710 - We're good? - We're good. 168 00:06:22,790 --> 00:06:23,790 I love you. 169 00:06:23,870 --> 00:06:24,910 Love you too. Okay? 170 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:26,590 But just... just don't poke the bear. 171 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:28,030 - All right? - Cool. 172 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,030 Hi. I'm Ashley. 173 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,950 Thank you, I am fun. 174 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:36,630 But I'm also a medical doctor. 175 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:39,230 How do I know Gordon? We went out. 176 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:40,950 It was short, but very meaningful. 177 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:44,110 He's still in love with me. He's fuckin' obsessed with me. 178 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:45,830 Can I look at your rash? 179 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:47,670 Not right now. I'm at a party. 180 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:50,270 Meggles! 181 00:06:52,110 --> 00:06:53,870 I'm overthinking it, aren't I? 182 00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,150 Is this a good party outfit? 183 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:56,670 Is it a kids' party? 184 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,670 Fuck! 185 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,910 Okay, it's really important 186 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,390 Gordon sees how hot you are. 187 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:03,270 Firm agree. I had a dream about him last night. 188 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:04,870 And... and we were on a beach, 189 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,470 and I did a cartwheel in a bikini, 190 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:09,150 and I looked so fuckin' good. 191 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:12,070 Was it, like, your body or a dream body? 192 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:13,470 Yes, it was my body. 193 00:07:13,550 --> 00:07:14,950 Oh, well, you know, sometimes it's... 194 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:16,550 Yeah, okay. My tits were bigger. 195 00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,310 - Fuck off. - What's this, though? 196 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:20,590 You look like you just got out of a cult. 197 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,030 Fuckin' hell, man. 198 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,230 Get it off. 199 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,550 I need you to come with me. I need a wingman. 200 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:26,950 No. You've got David. 201 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,350 No, because he's coming after his fish market trial. 202 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,550 He'll be late. Can't Rumi put Genre down? 203 00:07:31,630 --> 00:07:34,470 I don't trust her to put him down. 204 00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:35,950 I'm sorry? 205 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,190 How did you hear that? 206 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,950 No, it's not that I don't trust you. 207 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:40,470 I can put him down, babe. 208 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:43,990 Yeah, I know you can. It's just he's used to me doing it. 209 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,790 Yeah, because you never let me do it. 210 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:46,870 Is "put him down" right? 211 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:47,950 - That is not true. - Sounds wrong. 212 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:49,070 Meggles, for fuck's sake... 213 00:07:49,150 --> 00:07:51,030 - Like, put him down. - ..I can put our boy down. 214 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:52,430 And yes, Ash, that's the correct parlance. 215 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,710 - What the fuck are you wearing? - Party clothes! 216 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:56,670 Don't get mad at me. You're mad at her. 217 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:58,150 Babe, listen. 218 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:01,990 Babe, I just want you to relax, okay? Okay? 219 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:07,070 I want you to let me help you. I want you to have a fun night. 220 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:08,950 Yeah, come have a fun night. 221 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,310 I won't be any fun, Ash. 222 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,230 I'm not, like, a party girl anymore. 223 00:08:12,310 --> 00:08:13,870 I don't even drink anymore. 224 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:15,150 Please? 225 00:08:15,230 --> 00:08:19,310 I guess I could do, like, a "mama's first night out post." 226 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,110 Ew. 227 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,950 - Let's do a "get ready with me." - Ahh. 228 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:23,790 Yes, actually, this is good. 229 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,350 - No, this is good. - Yeah. 230 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:32,190 Hey, darling, can you just maybe make sure the people over there 231 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:34,030 get it as well? 232 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:38,910 - I'm a brewery boy. 233 00:08:38,990 --> 00:08:40,150 Going out with a brewery boy, yeah. 234 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:41,430 - Yeah. - Happy birthday! 235 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:43,950 Thanks, babe. Yeah, well, she threw this for me. 236 00:08:46,630 --> 00:08:48,190 I'm gonna go find Gordy. 237 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,470 Where is he? Where's Gordon? 238 00:08:50,550 --> 00:08:52,070 - Could be good. - Yeah. 239 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:53,950 Excuse me, sir. This is the dick police. 240 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:56,910 There's been a report that your dick's fucking way too small! 241 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:58,070 - Cunt! - Okay. Fuckin' hell, man. 242 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:00,590 - Huh? - Sorry. You're a cockhead. 243 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,430 - Happy birthday, cuntstick. - Mate! 244 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,830 Why'd you come here for? You didn't have to come for this. 245 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:06,950 What are you fucking talking about? It's your birthday. 246 00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,950 - You'd do the same for me. - No, I wouldn't, mate. 247 00:09:09,030 --> 00:09:10,030 I've missed heaps of your birthdays. 248 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:11,350 Yeah, I know, 249 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:12,950 'cause you're the fucking shitter brother, aren't you? 250 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,350 - Hey? - Okay. All right, here we go. 251 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,950 - Oh, thanks, mate. Cheers. - Cheers. 252 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:18,070 Plus, it gets me away from fuckin' Katie, 253 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:20,910 who's all "perimenopausal this, perimenopausal that." 254 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,110 - Mm-hm. - Is it just me? 255 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,150 Or did that shit start a couple of years ago? 256 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,150 It's just you. 257 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,550 Remember when Mummy got a bit weird 258 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,750 and she just hit the rieslings a bit harder 259 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,270 and she fucking got on with it. 260 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:32,710 You should start a podcast, man. Real Joe Rogan vibes. 261 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:33,950 - Yeah? - Yeah. 262 00:09:34,030 --> 00:09:35,350 Thanks, man. That's really nice. 263 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:37,230 - Oh, you got it, man. - Is Ash here yet? 264 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,230 - I don't think so, no. - Fuck! 265 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,750 Ash and Chels at the same party. 266 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:42,590 It's fine. 267 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,950 That's some fucking big balls, cunt. 268 00:09:44,030 --> 00:09:45,950 That's some big motherfucking testes, son. 269 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:46,950 Okay. 270 00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:48,710 That's some fucking big balls on toast. 271 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:50,950 - Keep it down, mate. - I'm gonna circulate, big balls. 272 00:09:51,030 --> 00:09:52,070 I'll see you soon. 273 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:54,750 Um... 274 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:56,030 Yes. Uh... 275 00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:57,070 - Stocks. - Mm-hm. 276 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,430 - Shares? - Mm-hm. 277 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,470 - Market. - Mmm. 278 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:00,270 Yes. 279 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,990 Fuck. Oh, my God. 280 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,190 This was a mistake. Why did we come? 281 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:06,790 Good. Let's go. 282 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:07,950 Is should get back to Genre. 283 00:10:08,030 --> 00:10:10,670 No, no, no, no. Don't do that. Let's stay. 284 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:11,950 Hey, just in time. 285 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,110 - Hi. - Oh, my God. David! 286 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,790 Oh, shit, David! What the fuck? 287 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:15,950 A bit too fishy for you? 288 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:18,270 Too fishy for anyone. Didn't you shower? 289 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:21,870 I'm sorry. I didn't want to be late. It's not that bad, is it? 290 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:22,750 - It's bad! - Hey. 291 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,710 - Smells really bad. - Hey, there she is. 292 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,750 - Hi! - Hi. Ahh! 293 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,590 - Meggles, how are you? - Bretty, how are you, mate? 294 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,190 It's so nice to see you, mate. 295 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:32,950 Yeah, good to see you too. And this must be your boyfriend. 296 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:33,950 Fish? 297 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:35,390 David. How are you? Good to see you. 298 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,630 - Good you're here, mate. - Cool. 299 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:37,430 Good you're here. 300 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:38,990 - Ashley, hey. - Hey, Chi. 301 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:41,670 How are you? Going good. Yeah. Good. 302 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:44,110 Hi. Too busy to say hello to your first lesbian girlfriend. 303 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,950 - Oh, sorry, Chi. How are you? - Hello! 304 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,310 It's just I'm checking on Genre. 305 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,950 It's actually my first night away. 306 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,470 - Shondra? - Genre. 307 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,950 - Uh-huh. - It means 'origin' or 'kind'. 308 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:55,190 Oh. And that is a child? 309 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:56,950 - Yep. - Oh, congratula... 310 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,110 Fuck, something smells... 311 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,790 Something smells like a dead mermaid's vagina. 312 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:03,070 No. I'm David. I'm Ashley's bloke. 313 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,630 I've just been at the fish market. 314 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,430 Oh. All good. Don't need to hug right now. 315 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:07,710 We're gonna get a little drinkie. Please. 316 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,510 - That'd be a good idea. - Go to the bar. 317 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:12,510 Very handsome. And very smelly. 318 00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,830 Yeah. 319 00:11:13,910 --> 00:11:17,070 Anyway, being a mum is just, like, so full-on. 320 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:18,310 You have no idea. 321 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:20,950 Oh, I have some idea. I had three under five. 322 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,310 - How old is she? - He. 323 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,790 - 18 months. - Yeah, um... 324 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,990 It's just, like, you don't realize how hard it's gonna be 325 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,190 every moment, you know, every minute. 326 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,950 - Correct. - What... what do they need? 327 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,390 - Mm-hm. - How... how much has he eaten? 328 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:31,950 - Mm-hm. - Has he slept enough? 329 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:34,030 It is... It's, like, relentless, you know. 330 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,950 You... you only have one, though. You've just got the one. 331 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,070 He's a toddler, though. And a boy. 332 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,270 So I'm... I'm really in the trenches. 333 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,750 I have three actual boys - 13, 11 and 8. 334 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,950 I mean, I've got trench foot, trench mouth and dysentery. 335 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:48,790 I'm in the trenches. I think you've forgotten 336 00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:50,430 how hard toddlers are. 337 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,590 Are you on crack? 'Cause I'm considering it. 338 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,750 And you know who I could buy it from? My 11-year-old. 339 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:56,830 Ashy. 340 00:11:56,910 --> 00:11:58,070 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 341 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,590 - Hi, Gordie. - Hey. 342 00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:01,030 There he is. Happy birthday. 343 00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:03,430 Hey, thank you. Thanks for coming. 344 00:12:03,510 --> 00:12:05,590 Thank you so much for inviting us. 345 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:06,910 Yeah, of course. 346 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,110 Is that salmon? Uh, hey, man. 347 00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,190 Yeah, I think, yep, it is. 348 00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,830 Hm. It's not fresh, I tell ya. 349 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:12,990 - Is it not? - Nuh. Uh-uh. 350 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,670 Doesn't matter. Just say happy birthday, babe. 351 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:16,230 - Sorry. Happy birthday, mate. - Yeah, thanks, mate. 352 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,390 - Appreciate it. - Oh. 353 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,630 - Oh! - Oh, no, no, no. 354 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,590 - Come on. That's enough. - Oh, my God! Oh! 355 00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,230 I can smell that now. You're right. 356 00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:24,110 - That's off, isn't it? - Who does your fish? 357 00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:25,630 - Did you eat this? - Oh, it's okay. 358 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:27,950 I could eat a day-old prawn out of a dirty ashtray. 359 00:12:28,030 --> 00:12:28,950 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 360 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,190 - Iron gut? - Yeah. 361 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:31,230 - Feel it. - Ha-ha! 362 00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,430 - No, feel it. - It's all right. 363 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:33,950 He can't. He's got no free hands. 364 00:12:34,030 --> 00:12:36,070 Throw that out. It's disgus... It's off. 365 00:12:36,150 --> 00:12:37,670 Can I just say, 366 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,950 I think it's really sweet you guys have reconnected. 367 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:41,230 Thanks. 368 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,950 I'm still really close to my ex. 369 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,670 Yeah, right. 370 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,950 I'm sorry. That... that salmon's really hanging around, isn't it? 371 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,070 - Yes. - That's terrible. 372 00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:50,390 You know what? Hey, just, you circulate. 373 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,190 Got lots of people to talk to, birthday boy. 374 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,390 - I'll find you later. - Okay. 375 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:55,030 - Let's have a drink. Come on. - Good to see you. 376 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:56,950 - Good to see you. - Wanna try some of your beers. 377 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,550 - Yeah, all right. Yeah, do! - Yeah. 378 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,950 I'm saying you got big balls, cunt! 379 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,510 - Shut up, mate. - Big balls! 380 00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:06,950 Still alive or... 381 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:09,950 S-sorry Chi. It's just... he usually goes down early. 382 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,390 - No, no. - Chi, can you not? 383 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,990 I'm sure he's great, but no one wants to talk about your kid. 384 00:13:14,070 --> 00:13:14,990 - You're really boring now. - What? 385 00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,590 You've forgotten how to be at a party. 386 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:20,030 - Ask me a fucking question. - Oh, sorry. Fuck. 387 00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:21,790 Um, okay. 388 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:24,270 How are you? 389 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,950 Oh, thanks for asking. I'm really good. I've got ADHD. 390 00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:28,550 - You've always had that. - No, that's new. 391 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,350 Hmm. 392 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:30,950 Uh, Andre and I got back together. 393 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,190 - What? - Which was great. 394 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,550 Until it wasn't. And, uh, now we are open. 395 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:36,710 - Holy shit! - Yeah. 396 00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:37,870 - Really? - Yeah. 397 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,190 Well, what's that like? I mean, Rumi's pretty curious. 398 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:42,870 It's pretty great, actually. Yeah. 399 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,870 And the hardest thing about having an open relationship 400 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,950 is organizing child care. 401 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:47,510 Hmm! Oh, my God. Tell me about it. 402 00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:49,710 - If I just want an hour... - Stop. 403 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,310 - Just one hour... - I'm telling you about it. 404 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,070 You're listening. You've got your listening ears on. 405 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,750 - What are you drinking there? - Uh... 406 00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:00,150 Well, I mean, they are gonna be bankrupt 407 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,230 when you're done with them. 408 00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:03,070 I am all in. 409 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,630 You have a good night, okay? 410 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,470 - Thanks, Tobes. Thanks again. - Knock 'em dead. 411 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:08,830 - Stop it! 412 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:11,270 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Sorry. Can I just fix that? 413 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:14,230 Hi. You must be Chelsea. Hello. 414 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,590 Hello! Um, what's your name? 415 00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,670 Ashley. 416 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,590 Ashley. Hello, Ashley. 417 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,790 Thanks so much for organizing this. 418 00:14:21,870 --> 00:14:23,430 Oh, yeah. Of course. 419 00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:25,150 - Chelsea! - Hi, darling. Hi. 420 00:14:25,230 --> 00:14:26,590 - Nice to see you. 421 00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:29,630 Yeah. It's so good to see Heavy again. 422 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,190 - Ohh. Good. - Yeah. 423 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,590 We always got on so well. 424 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,790 - Hmm. - Hmm! 425 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,950 Did Dawn, um, come up? 426 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,550 Uh, no. No. She was unable to. 427 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:44,670 Oh, shame. 428 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,110 Oh, my gosh. Stop it! 429 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,230 - Get out of here. - You stop it. 430 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,950 I was there when Brian died. 431 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:53,030 Yeah. 432 00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:54,630 Yeah, when he passed away, I was there. 433 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,430 - It was terrible. - Oh, no, it's... Yeah. 434 00:14:56,510 --> 00:15:00,030 Such a shock. Like, for everyone. 435 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,430 - Yeah. I'm sure that was. Yeah. - Yeah. 436 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,430 So, I was, uh, actually there. 437 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,950 Like, I was physically there next to Gordon. 438 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,350 - Oh, really? - Yes. 439 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,950 'Cause I was his girlfriend. 440 00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,190 - Oh. Oh, yes. - Yeah. 441 00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:13,190 - Okay. Yeah. - Yeah. 442 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:14,630 - At the time. - That makes total sense. 443 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:15,950 Yeah. We were boyfriend-girlfriend. 444 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,110 Anyway, I'm sorry. 445 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,350 If you'll excuse me, I have to go feed the dog. 446 00:15:19,430 --> 00:15:20,950 - Oh, Colin's here? - Yeah. 447 00:15:21,030 --> 00:15:23,950 Yeah, he's in the office because someone's allergic, apparently. 448 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:25,710 Oh, are they? Yeah. Well, I can... 449 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,190 You're busy. I can feed him. 450 00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,950 Oh, no, that's fine. He needs medicine. 451 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:30,150 I know. 452 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,070 Yeah, but he's just a bit nervous. 453 00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,790 He doesn't... he doesn't take food from just anyone. 454 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,950 I'm not just anyone. 455 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:38,270 No. Of course not. 456 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,990 - You are Ashley. - That's it. 457 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,270 - Yeah. - Yes. 458 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,950 - Anyway, have a good night! - Oh, you too. 459 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,270 - Nice to meet you. - Uh-huh. 460 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,030 - Fucking great. 461 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:01,110 Meggles. Oh, my God. This is rough, hey? 462 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,270 - Is it? - Yeah. 463 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:03,990 - Can I have some toilet paper? - Hm. 464 00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:07,110 Boo, I just met Chelsea, Gordon's new girlfriend. 465 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,390 - Yeah. - Yeah. 466 00:16:08,470 --> 00:16:10,950 She's so fucking beautiful, I want to kill myself. 467 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,190 I bet she isn't. 468 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:15,750 She is. And she's, like, fucking crazy confident. 469 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:19,070 She's like a hot robot of an old movie star. 470 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,790 I look like a fucking homeless person next to her. 471 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,950 A person currently experiencing houselessness? 472 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:26,950 Not even. Just a full homeless person. 473 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,230 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 474 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,230 And her eye contact was, like, fucking crazy. 475 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,270 She was, like, staring at the back of my head. 476 00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:34,990 I felt like all my clothes fell off. 477 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,190 Jesus. 478 00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,950 I don't even think she's ever heard of me. 479 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,230 No? 480 00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,590 - Yeah. 481 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:44,630 Do number twos at home, thanks. I don't want to hear it. 482 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:45,710 Mum? 483 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,030 Oh, there you are. 484 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,830 What the fuck? 485 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:52,070 Oh, they discontinued this lipstick. I'm devastated. 486 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:55,630 Mum, it is so inappropriate that you are here. 487 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,470 I could say the same, Ashley Marie. 488 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,630 No, you couldn't, because he invited me. 489 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:01,710 What are you doing here? 490 00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,310 Well, Megan posted on her Insta stories. 491 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,150 - Hello, Lynelle. 492 00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:10,190 I didn't realize you still followed me. 493 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:12,150 Oh, hello, Megan. 494 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,750 How's your dad? 495 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,550 Why don't you return his calls and find out? 496 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,670 I don't think there's much more to say. 497 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,830 He doesn't feel that way. 498 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:24,390 Has anybody met Gordon's new girlfriend? 499 00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:28,950 She's so elegant, and her skin is amazing. 500 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:32,830 Oh, you never stood a chance with all your sun damage. 501 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:34,230 Mum, it's freckles. 502 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,950 They're freckles when you're a child, darling. 503 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,870 At your age, it's sun damage. 504 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,830 I nearly went with Trout of This World. 505 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:44,870 Uh-huh. 506 00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,590 But actually I've ended up with... 507 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,790 "Benefit of the Trout." 508 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,030 Yeah. 509 00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:53,870 Did you consider, um, Shadow of a Trout? 510 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:56,110 Mmm. But... no. 511 00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:57,550 - Out and A-trout? - Uh-uh. 512 00:17:57,630 --> 00:17:59,070 - Trout of Control? - Uhh. 513 00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,190 - Trout for a Duck? - Mm. 514 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,110 Trout, Trout, Let It All Out? 515 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,310 - No Diggity, No Trout? - Uh-uh. 516 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:05,750 I don't know what that is. 517 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:08,070 Standing on the Trout-side Looking In? 518 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,950 You've already done that hand. 519 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,030 Yeah, that's done that. 520 00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:13,270 - You did that one. - Yeah. 521 00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,110 Yeah, that's well clean. 522 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:17,750 - Gordon? - Present. 523 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,950 - Sorry. - Hey. 524 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:19,950 Hi. 525 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,710 Um, sorry, there's no one at the bar, 526 00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:25,470 and Mum would like some chablis or albarin?o. 527 00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:26,630 Lynelle is here? 528 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:27,830 Of course. 529 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,270 Yeah, of course she is. 530 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:32,510 Um, I might have. Do you want to... I'll just check. 531 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:37,630 Um... 532 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,390 Ooh. Chilly. 533 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,350 - Yeah, it's nice, isn't it? - Mmm. 534 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,470 You, uh, having fun at your old mate's party? 535 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:44,270 I am. 536 00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,750 Good. Told you we could be mates. 537 00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:47,750 - I know we could be mates. - Door's closing, door's closing. 538 00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,190 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 539 00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:50,310 - Fuck it. 540 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,950 - Oh! - Oh, sorry, it's on a timer. 541 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,110 Oh, my God, you're joking. 542 00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,910 No. It happens six times a day. 543 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:55,950 It's fine. I'll just text Chi. 544 00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,750 - Where's your phone? - I left it here. 545 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,190 Uh, somewhere. 546 00:19:01,070 --> 00:19:02,630 Um... 547 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,350 - Hey, there you are. - Sorry. 548 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:17,950 - Yeah. 549 00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,190 Well, around the base of the beak, 550 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:24,630 if you press through from the other side with your thumbs 551 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:28,110 and you just push it through, then the beak fully comes out. 552 00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,950 Octopuses have beaks? 553 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,750 Yeah, and if you bake them for an hour, 554 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,230 they taste like a chip. 555 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:35,390 Do you know that octopuses 556 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,710 are at least as intelligent as Labradors? 557 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:38,990 Fuck off. 558 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,710 I'd never eat a Labrador. 559 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,270 You ever been to China? 560 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,150 You get what you're given there, mate. 561 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:45,150 - I haven't. 562 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,470 But I have eaten some weird things. 563 00:19:46,550 --> 00:19:48,030 Oh! Gordy's locked in the cool room. 564 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,310 - Is he? - Yep. 565 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,110 I'm gonna have to go. I'll leave you here. 566 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,310 No, I'll take care of that. 567 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,710 - No, no, that's... - No, no, I insist. 568 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,630 - No, I insist. It's my phone. - I insist. 569 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,030 - He might need me. - It's all good. 570 00:19:57,110 --> 00:19:58,830 - Chi, I'm putting my foot down. - Are ya? 571 00:19:58,910 --> 00:20:00,270 - I'm insisting. - Are ya? 572 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,950 - I've eaten, uh, crocodile. - Mm-hm. Yeah. 573 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:04,110 - Frogs. - Oh. 574 00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:07,270 - Um, tarantula in Cambodia. - Oh. Mm-hm. 575 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:08,430 Which is like a delicacy. 576 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:09,750 - A horse, by mistake. - Oh. 577 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,950 That's... That's actually a funny story. 578 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:13,070 Is it? Go on, then. 579 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,870 Well, I didn't think it was a horse. 580 00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:15,950 - Yep. - But it was. 581 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,950 And then that's the end of the story, is it? 582 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,270 Yep. 583 00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:26,990 Ahh, I see. 584 00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:28,670 No, you didn't. Nothing to see. 585 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,870 Oh, no, I do. I've got eyes in my head. 586 00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,030 - No, you don't. - Hi. 587 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:35,670 You okay, Ash? All alone here in the dark with Gordon? 588 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:36,790 Oh, God, yeah. 589 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:38,270 - Oh. That's nice. - Cool. 590 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,950 Just met your boyfriend. 591 00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,590 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 592 00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:42,830 Doesn't smell great, 593 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,830 but at least he's boring and licks his fingers a lot. 594 00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:47,590 - Okay. - Yeah. 595 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:48,470 Cool, cool. 596 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:50,950 - After you. - Thank you so much. 597 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:52,310 That's all right, Ash. 598 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:59,070 I mean, men have been playing second fiddle for too long. 599 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,950 - Yeah, right. - They've lost their voice. 600 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,830 Yeah, sure, I guess. 601 00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:04,230 And that's not right. 602 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,950 - Big, strong alpha like you. - Mm-hm. 603 00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:08,910 Do you have a girlfriend? 604 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,950 Yeah, Carmen. It's online. 605 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,950 But we haven't met yet. But, uh... 606 00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:16,510 All the more reason to establish the rules of engagement. 607 00:21:16,590 --> 00:21:17,670 Yeah, right. 608 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,950 You need to say, "I'm the man of the house." 609 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:21,950 Yeah, right. 610 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,150 Say it! 611 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,270 What? 612 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,310 Say, "I'm the man of the house." 613 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:28,990 I'm the man of the house. 614 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,950 - Again. - Again. 615 00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:31,950 No. 616 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:34,030 Say, "I'm the man of the house" again. 617 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,950 I'm the man of the house again. 618 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,030 No. 619 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:39,270 No? 620 00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:43,110 Everyone, if I can have your attention. 621 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:44,950 - Thank you. 622 00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:46,950 - Bit of shush. - Hey, birthday boy. Speech time. 623 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,030 - Hey. - A bit of shush, please. 624 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:49,510 - Should probably go over there. - That's okay. 625 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:53,870 I, um... I first met Gordon 18 months ago 626 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:58,670 when we held a work function here at this very brewery. 627 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:02,390 And so I met this brew head or head brew man. 628 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,390 - Or whatever it's called. 629 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:09,910 And he says to me, "I am going to kiss you in six minutes." 630 00:22:09,990 --> 00:22:11,350 - Oh, no! - Ooh-hoo! 631 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,870 Right? I know! Outrageous. 632 00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:18,070 And I thought, yeah, well, you know, that's very forward. 633 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,830 It's a bit intense, actually. 634 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:21,950 But then... he did. 635 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,950 - It's a good move. 636 00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:28,630 And then I thought, "Well, there is a man who follows through!" 637 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:35,870 And I thought, "Ah! He's single, no kids, not fat. Unicorn!" 638 00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,550 Oh, my gosh, she's so funny. 639 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,310 Um, no, seriously, guys. 640 00:22:43,390 --> 00:22:45,870 Gordon, you are a very hardworking 641 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,430 and loyal life partner. 642 00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:51,710 And... I know, we can't always agree what to watch on TV. 643 00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:55,550 But you usually give in and we watch my shows! 644 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:59,470 I mean, what more could a girl ask for? 645 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,670 Except perhaps a rock on my finger. Hint, hint. 646 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:03,870 Got it. Got it. 647 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:04,710 Got it! 648 00:23:04,790 --> 00:23:06,030 - Love you, Gooby. 649 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:08,710 So let's all raise a glass 650 00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:13,950 and wish a very happy birthday to my Gooby, Gordon. 651 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:14,990 To Gordon! 652 00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:17,950 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday. 653 00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:19,750 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 654 00:23:19,830 --> 00:23:21,190 Come on. I just need a second. 655 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:22,950 There's no... There's no speeches. 656 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:25,030 Heavy, Heavy, Heavy. No more speeches. 657 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:26,070 - Just let... - Okay. 658 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,950 ..me say some words. Come on, Chels. 659 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,190 - Give it to me. 660 00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:30,950 I'll introduce you. Oh, my God! 661 00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:32,150 Hey, look at that. 662 00:23:32,230 --> 00:23:35,750 Everyone, this is, um, Alistair, Gordon's brother! 663 00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:36,950 - Whoo! 664 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,710 Hand it over. Fuckin' hell, 665 00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:40,390 I had to work hard for that one. 666 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,230 Uh, firstly, 667 00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:43,910 a big thanks to Chels 668 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,870 for putting on this do for Flash. 669 00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,750 Round of applause, everyone. Come on! 670 00:23:49,030 --> 00:23:51,950 What do you reckon, eh? She spared no expense. 671 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,470 Especially since she got the venue 672 00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,830 and all the piss for free. 673 00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:58,910 - Oh, yeah. 674 00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:00,110 Uh, no, no, no. 675 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,230 But, look, in all seriousness... 676 00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:04,230 ..it's just so great 677 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:06,750 that Flash has just finally found the right girl. 678 00:24:06,830 --> 00:24:09,950 You just know when two people are meant to be together 679 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:13,510 and they just fully... they fully get each other. 680 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:16,750 And there's just no doubt about it or anything. 681 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,310 You know, I mean, tonight he's brought Ash. 682 00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,150 No. Um... 683 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,990 Chelsea's really cool with it. 684 00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:24,790 It's just such clean, honest, 685 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:28,590 open, transparent love. 686 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,870 And everyone's really, really cool about it. 687 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:34,510 Uh, okay. All right. Well, that's about all from me. 688 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:37,950 Oh, no. Some words of advice, Flash. 689 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:42,790 As our dear departed dad said to me on my wedding day... 690 00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:46,870 .. when the river runs red, take the dirt road instead. 691 00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:48,190 - Okay. Thank you. - Am I right? 692 00:24:48,270 --> 00:24:49,590 - Yeah. That's right. 693 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,630 - Thank you, Heavy. - That's right! 694 00:24:51,710 --> 00:24:53,870 Let's fucking party! 695 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,870 - Cheers, mate. - Cheers, mate. 696 00:24:58,950 --> 00:25:00,470 What a speech. 697 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,870 Have you said it? 698 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:28,110 Like, "I'm the man of the house." 699 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:31,230 I don't have to say it. I am the man of the house. 700 00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:32,510 Oh. 701 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:34,950 Yes. 702 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:36,590 Ooh, I felt that. 703 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:38,830 You are. 704 00:25:38,910 --> 00:25:40,750 Yeah, I know. 705 00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:43,230 Well done. 706 00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,190 I'm going to get you another drink, Lynelle. 707 00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:54,950 I want that one finished when I get back. 708 00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:55,990 Okay. 709 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,230 You're so... 710 00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,190 .. elegant and tall! 711 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:11,950 Ah! Thanks. Ohh. 712 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,670 Is your skin care Korean? 713 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:14,670 It is! 714 00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,950 - It is? - Yes! 715 00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:18,030 I knew it! I knew it! 716 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:27,070 - Hey, drunky, your Uber's here. - Ahh. 717 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,710 - You're not my wife. - You wish. 718 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:30,950 No. Is that this way? 719 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:32,870 - Shall we call it? - Yeah. 720 00:26:32,950 --> 00:26:35,950 Hey, Gordon, we're gonna head out. Happy birthday, mate. 721 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:37,790 Cheers, mate. 722 00:26:37,870 --> 00:26:39,190 Bye. 723 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:41,950 Flash. Flash. 724 00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:44,350 - Okay, Uberino time. - Happy birthday. 725 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,950 Actually, I might walk home, if you don't mind. 726 00:26:47,030 --> 00:26:49,430 - Oh, I'm happy to walk. - No, no, you Uber. I don't mind. 727 00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:51,870 Hell, no. Let's perambulate. 728 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,070 - Okay. 729 00:26:53,150 --> 00:26:54,470 - Bye-bye. - Mm-hm. 730 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:57,750 Thanks for coming, Ashley and David. 731 00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,390 So, I'll just group all of these over here 732 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,190 so it's easy for when you empty the recycling. 733 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,030 It's okay, Chels, I'll do that. I'll do that. 734 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:06,510 Let's put the cans on this side. 735 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:08,470 Chelsea, I know how to clean the bar. 736 00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:10,430 What's wrong? 737 00:27:10,510 --> 00:27:12,630 - Oh, nothing. Sorry. - Oh. 738 00:27:12,710 --> 00:27:13,950 - You all right? - Yeah. 739 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,110 Yeah. 740 00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:16,750 Hey, I... I met your ex. 741 00:27:16,830 --> 00:27:17,950 Oh, yeah? 742 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:20,910 - Yeah. She's sweet. - Yeah. 743 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:22,830 - Quirky. - Yeah. 744 00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,270 - Not really your type. - Nah. 745 00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,510 I'm your type. 746 00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:27,950 Yes, you are. 747 00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:29,910 - Did you have fun? - Yeah. 748 00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:31,310 - Good. - Mmm. 749 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:36,670 You deserve good things. Love you. 750 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:38,350 I love you. 751 00:27:40,510 --> 00:27:41,470 Ohh. 752 00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:42,910 - Oh, sorry. That was... - Oh, yuck! 753 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:44,030 - Yeah. Sorry. - Yuck, yuck. 754 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:47,150 Yeah. 755 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,750 So good to meet those guys. 756 00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,950 Yeah. 757 00:27:55,030 --> 00:27:56,510 - Really good people. - Yeah. 758 00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:59,150 Well, of course they're good people. You're a good person. 759 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:01,950 Well, you're the best person. 760 00:28:02,030 --> 00:28:03,150 Thank you. 761 00:28:04,590 --> 00:28:06,310 I know I might be biased, but still... 762 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,270 I think you're pretty bloody great. 763 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:13,190 Thanks, David.