1 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:16,150 Oh, fuck off. 2 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:23,150 Oh, fuckin' gross. 3 00:00:23,230 --> 00:00:26,510 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:29,670 Oh, and then John came to me and he said, 5 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:31,670 "You know, we should call ourselves the Four Dickheads." 6 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:33,950 And I said, "No, let's call ourselves the Beatles." 7 00:00:34,030 --> 00:00:35,510 And that's what we did. 8 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:37,150 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 9 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:38,150 Your voice... 10 00:00:38,230 --> 00:00:39,550 - What the hell? 11 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:40,790 Ooh! 12 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:42,950 Argh! 13 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:44,790 Fuckin' nightmare. 14 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,310 Hi... Hello. Hi. 15 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,830 - Hey, Ashy. How are you? - Good, good. 16 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:00,710 How was the rest of your birthday? 17 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:02,630 It was really nice. Yeah, it was really good. Thanks. 18 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:04,510 Um, in fact, that's why I was calling. 19 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:07,750 I just wanted to, uh, address the whole cool room situation. 20 00:01:07,830 --> 00:01:09,910 Mmm. Yeah. Mm-hm. 21 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:12,070 Just 'cause I'm in a relationship, you know. 22 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:14,070 Uh, yeah, man. So am I. 23 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:15,310 Of course. Um... 24 00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:17,830 So, yeah, I just wanted to clear the air, really, 25 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:18,670 and, um, 26 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,190 you know, Chelsea's moving in. 27 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:22,590 It's getting a bit serious, so I can't really be kissing exes. 28 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:23,750 Yeah. Uh... 29 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:25,990 - Nor can I, man. - Of course. 30 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:28,190 Uh, did you tell David about it? 31 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,230 I... did not. 32 00:01:31,310 --> 00:01:32,630 Did you tell Chelsea? 33 00:01:32,710 --> 00:01:34,190 I don't think she needs to know. 34 00:01:34,270 --> 00:01:36,030 - I agree. - Okay, so, good. 35 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,430 So, you know, I just feel like 36 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:40,070 we've got a bit of a monster under the bed, you know, 37 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:42,550 and, um, I think we just need to, 38 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:45,190 you know, drag it out and really shine a light on it 39 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:48,150 and just, you know, rip it apart so it dies. 40 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:50,030 - Fun. - Yeah. 41 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,190 So, do... do you have any space for maybe dinner tonight? 42 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,510 We could... - Oh. 43 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:56,590 Um... 44 00:01:57,390 --> 00:01:59,390 Ah! Mr. Walters, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just... 45 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:00,670 - Can you just wait outside? - Oh? 46 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,790 - Can you wait outside? 47 00:02:01,870 --> 00:02:03,430 Never mind. Never mind. Um, sorry. 48 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:04,950 Wait one second. 49 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:08,190 Um, so would Chelsea know that dinner is with me? 50 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:09,190 What? 51 00:02:09,270 --> 00:02:10,510 Just... just sit down. 52 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:12,030 Uh, look, honestly, 53 00:02:12,110 --> 00:02:13,310 Chelsea's in Melbourne for work, 54 00:02:13,390 --> 00:02:14,630 so I probably won't tell her, 55 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:16,830 but if she was here, I would tell her, no problem. 56 00:02:16,910 --> 00:02:18,830 - Surprise! - Fuckin' hell! Hey! 57 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,790 - That's her, isn't it? 58 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:24,630 Oh, um, okay, sorry, yeah, so we're on for dinner, Jared, 59 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:26,750 but it is work, mate, it's work, okay? 60 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:29,430 No, fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. 61 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:32,350 No, mate, we are on and, uh, I'll send you the deets later. 62 00:02:32,430 --> 00:02:33,670 Ciao, brah. 63 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,190 Mm-hm. 64 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:36,390 So sorry. 65 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:38,790 Uh, beg your pardon, Mr. Walters. 66 00:02:39,670 --> 00:02:41,950 Yeah. Uh, how are you today? 67 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:43,470 What do you think of this? 68 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,910 Why are you doing that? 69 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,750 Just a bit of an upgrade from your fiddly fig. 70 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:17,270 - That's very 2016. - Is it? 71 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:19,190 Hello, boy! 72 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:20,550 Mmm! 73 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:22,670 I-I thought you were gonna be in Melbourne till Friday. 74 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:23,910 - Because I... - Yeah, I was. 75 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:25,110 But, um, one of the partners 76 00:03:25,190 --> 00:03:26,110 broke their spine, 77 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:27,190 so they pushed all the meetings. 78 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:30,150 - 0h, my God, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, it's fine. 79 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,190 Surprise! 80 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:33,190 - Surprise! 81 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:34,550 - Mwah! - Hey, yeah, yeah. 82 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,990 Now, I know you haven't done the flea bomb yet. 83 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,470 - So I'm not like moving moving. - Right. 84 00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:40,270 But I just thought I'd bring some stuff over, 85 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:41,270 get a jump on it. 86 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:42,870 Well, but, yeah, the movers are coming 87 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:44,030 Saturday week, though, no? 88 00:03:44,110 --> 00:03:45,270 - No. This Saturday. - Hmm. 89 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,870 It's in our shared calendar. 90 00:03:46,950 --> 00:03:47,830 Oh, I don't check that. 91 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:50,070 I... I write everything down. I like analogue. 92 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:52,190 Would you prefer to move to a different system? 93 00:03:52,270 --> 00:03:53,870 Uh... no. 94 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:55,910 - I mean, do we need a system? - Yeah, we do. 95 00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:57,710 If we are living together, then, yeah, we do. 96 00:03:57,790 --> 00:03:59,030 - Right. - Like, your dinner tonight. 97 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,030 I like to know that stuff. 98 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,750 Yeah, but you were meant to be in Melbourne, 99 00:04:01,830 --> 00:04:03,190 so I'm not sure of the rules then. 100 00:04:03,270 --> 00:04:04,190 - How does that work? - What? 101 00:04:04,270 --> 00:04:06,190 You're being odd and a bit cold. 102 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:07,190 No, I'm not. I just... 103 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:08,790 I don't like another thing in my phone 104 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:11,190 that I have to, you know, check, and then, plus, 105 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,670 I thought I had a bit more time before "the big move". 106 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,070 Why are you doing quote fingers? You've had 46 years, Gordon. 107 00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:17,390 - Just figure it out. - Yeah. 108 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:18,830 Also, cancel your dinner tonight. 109 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,110 They're dropping their buffs on Survivor. 110 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:24,950 I don't... We don't need another toaster. I have a toaster. 111 00:04:25,030 --> 00:04:25,950 I am celiac. 112 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:28,950 Gordon, I don't want our crumbs touching. 113 00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:33,430 Right. 114 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,590 - Is this an indoor plant? - Yeah. 115 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:38,750 It feels very present, doesn't it? 116 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:40,110 Yeah. 117 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,950 - Uh, Friday, dry. - Mm. 118 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,870 - Plus blood. - Mmm. 119 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:47,310 Saturday, loose. 120 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:48,910 Sunday, loose. 121 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:49,990 Uh, blood is back. 122 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,990 Oh. Okay. 123 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:54,510 Uh, Monday, absolutely nothing. 124 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,790 Rough. 125 00:04:56,950 --> 00:05:00,190 Tuesday, that's when it starts to get interesting. 126 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:02,190 Much more structure. 127 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:06,830 Wednesday, "Wonderful" is what I've written here. 128 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:12,110 Thursday, absolutely buggered. 129 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:13,790 I didn't make it. 130 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:15,150 Did you get all of that? 131 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,670 I did. Yeah. 132 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,190 Well, sometimes, you know, 133 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,190 uh, it can come and go a bit. 134 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:23,190 Mm. 135 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:26,990 Sorry. 136 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:30,190 If you are seeing this video, 137 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:32,190 I have been murdered. 138 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:33,870 Don't weep for me. 139 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:34,910 Organize... 140 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,270 I'm so sorry, Mr. Walters. 141 00:05:36,350 --> 00:05:38,710 I have a family emergency, so I-I've got to go. 142 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,590 Well, it's all right. I can wait. 143 00:05:40,670 --> 00:05:42,950 No, no, no. No. Uh, you have to go. 144 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:46,230 Go! Yes. Take your shit. 145 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,990 Get up. Go, mate. 146 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:54,070 Pam, I'm fine. 147 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:55,950 Yes. False alarm. 148 00:05:56,030 --> 00:05:57,590 See you at yoga. 149 00:05:57,670 --> 00:05:59,030 Ohh. 150 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,470 Oh, they've locked me out now 151 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:03,070 for violating community guidelines. 152 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:04,110 What rot! 153 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,670 I-I still don't understand 154 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,190 what you were trying to do. 155 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:09,430 - Oh! Mario? Yep. 156 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,990 We uploaded it by accident. 157 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,710 Yep. Bye. 158 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,190 Can you put your phone on silent? 159 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:17,950 - Donna hasn't called. - Mm-hm. 160 00:06:18,030 --> 00:06:19,550 Oh, darling! 161 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,430 It was all for my followers. 162 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:24,110 Lee and I thought we'd give them a call to action 163 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:25,390 in the event of my passing. 164 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:27,590 You know, just to keep the movement alive. 165 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:30,590 There have been... some recent death threats 166 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:33,350 that have... come through all of my groups. 167 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:35,830 Sorry, why are you getting death threats? 168 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:38,750 Oh, well, I'm a very prominent figure 169 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:40,390 in the men's rights movement, darling, 170 00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:42,630 and death threats just come with the territory. 171 00:06:42,710 --> 00:06:44,190 Who's... who's threatening you? 172 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,830 Well, there's WAM, and there's WAWAWAM. 173 00:06:46,910 --> 00:06:48,150 What are you saying? 174 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:52,470 WAM, Women Against Men, classic femmos, don't like me, obvi. 175 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:57,110 And now there's Women Against Women Against Women Against Men, 176 00:06:57,190 --> 00:06:58,190 WA... WA... WAM. 177 00:06:58,270 --> 00:07:00,190 These are not our groups. 178 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:02,190 I think they like it WAWAWAM. 179 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:04,190 Okay, I'm not really sure how they like it. 180 00:07:04,270 --> 00:07:06,030 They're very big girls, though. 181 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,710 Ohh, but there's just so many movements now. 182 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:12,990 I mean, we've got KAWAM, Kids Against Women Against Men. 183 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,390 That's for our junior members. 184 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:16,270 But then it just gets silly. 185 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:19,190 There's PAPAP, People Against People Against People, 186 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:20,470 which doesn't even make sense. 187 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:23,190 - No, that's poofters. - You can't say poofters, Lee. 188 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,070 Poofters Against People Against People? 189 00:07:25,150 --> 00:07:26,630 No. Poofters Against People Against Poofters. 190 00:07:26,710 --> 00:07:28,470 - Oh, that's okay. - Or is it pedos? 191 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:29,590 Lee, what the fuck, man? 192 00:07:29,670 --> 00:07:30,750 Everyone's against pedos. 193 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:33,630 We're against pedos. Oh, God, I just... 194 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,830 I need a cup of tea with a white wine chaser. 195 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:37,430 There's just so much outrage, 196 00:07:37,510 --> 00:07:39,750 and your mother is at the very epicenter of it all. 197 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:42,510 Sorry, did someone actually say 198 00:07:42,590 --> 00:07:44,670 that they were going to murder you? 199 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,150 Yes. 200 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:48,110 Look, here, I'll show you. 201 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,150 Too close. 202 00:07:50,230 --> 00:07:51,550 Look, look, here. "You're a fuckwit." 203 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:53,190 Well, that's lovely, isn't it? 204 00:07:53,270 --> 00:07:54,430 "Go fuck a horse." 205 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,190 Oh! That's a bit off topic. 206 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,950 Here. "You should kill yourself." 207 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,750 That's not exactly a death threat, though, is it, Mum? 208 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,870 "You should kill yourself" absolutely is. 209 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:09,390 You should kill yourself. They're not gonna to do it. 210 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:12,830 Jesus Christ, you guys, I canceled patients for this! 211 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,390 Oh. Daughters Against Mothers Against... 212 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:17,390 - Shut up. Can you shut up? - Well, can I? 213 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,230 Yes. Will I? No. 214 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,430 Man of the house. 215 00:08:20,510 --> 00:08:22,030 Risotto tonight? 216 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,070 I've got some lovely pecorino from the markets. 217 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,910 Um... No, thanks, Mum. 218 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:27,310 Why? What are you doing? 219 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:30,070 I might be going to hash things out with Gordon. 220 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:31,190 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 221 00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:32,190 I don't know. Maybe. 222 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,670 Oh, does David know? 223 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:34,510 No, he doesn't. 224 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:36,190 Please don't tell him. 225 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:38,070 God, you're a loose one. 226 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,190 - Still nothing from Donna. - No. 227 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,190 Oh! She's actually liked it. 228 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:44,950 - You're joking? - No. 229 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:47,470 Oh, my gosh. 230 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:48,630 Bye. 231 00:08:48,710 --> 00:08:49,870 - Oh. - Love you. 232 00:08:49,950 --> 00:08:51,510 - She did like it. - Love you too. 233 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,230 - Strange. - Donna Against Lynelle. 234 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,150 — I'm back! 235 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:06,190 Hey! 236 00:09:06,270 --> 00:09:07,310 Hey! 237 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:08,550 What... 238 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,990 What, uh... What is this? What's this? 239 00:09:11,070 --> 00:09:12,150 Well... 240 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:16,190 You said you wanted to go analogue. 241 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:17,750 Does not get much simpler than this. 242 00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:19,350 This isn't really what I had in mind. 243 00:09:19,430 --> 00:09:21,950 Did you want to go back to the calendar app on the phone? 244 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:24,350 - No, not really. - Oh, okay. So we'll do this. 245 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:26,870 Yeah, but, Chels, what if I forget to write it down? 246 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:29,670 Like, what if I go for a run and I don't write that down? 247 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,790 Runs don't matter. Plus, you don't run. 248 00:09:31,870 --> 00:09:33,830 - Yeah, but I could run. - No, you couldn't. 249 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:34,630 - Okay. - What? 250 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:36,230 So let me just walk you through it. 251 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,590 I think our individual activities 252 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,310 should be in a primary color. 253 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:41,550 So you pick red or blue. 254 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,190 I'll take whatever's left. 255 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,470 And then for our joint activities, 256 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:45,590 we'll put them in purple 257 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,190 because red and blue make purple. 258 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:48,350 This feels a bit much. 259 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,590 It's actually not. 260 00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,190 You just pick red or blue. 261 00:09:51,270 --> 00:09:53,830 Yeah, but do you understand? Like, red is such a big vibe. 262 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,150 Like, if I pick red, then I'm red. 263 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,710 I'm the red guy. You know? 264 00:09:57,790 --> 00:10:00,550 And blue's entirely different. Like, if I... 265 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:02,790 But I can't pick it now because I'm the red guy. 266 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:05,710 Why was orange discarded so quickly? 267 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,430 - Why are you being so avoidant? - I'm not being... 268 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:09,630 Why are you being so controlling? 269 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,190 I'm not being controlling. 270 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,590 I just want you to pick a color 271 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,830 so that we can communicate 272 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:16,790 our individual activities and have an easy life. 273 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,390 I don't understand your issue. 274 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:20,590 I'm sorry, I just don't understand 275 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:22,390 why you want me to, like, pick a color. 276 00:10:22,470 --> 00:10:23,950 Like, it's a... It's a bit full-on. 277 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,430 You haven't even seen full-on, Gordon. 278 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:28,550 I've done a lot of therapy to stop you from seeing full-on. 279 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:30,270 Sorry, I just didn't know you were moving in today. 280 00:10:30,350 --> 00:10:31,590 I am not. 281 00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:34,190 - I just brought my monstera. - What the fuck is that? 282 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,390 - Oh. The plant. - My plant, Gordon. 283 00:10:35,470 --> 00:10:36,390 - Yeah. - Yeah. 284 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:37,790 But, look, I haven't flea-bombed yet, 285 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:39,990 so it's, like, you can't move in till I do that. 286 00:10:40,070 --> 00:10:43,190 Yeah, and I can't sleep on your mattress because of my back. 287 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:44,470 - You know that. - Right, okay. 288 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:46,510 So you're not moving in today? So I can go out tonight? 289 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,190 Where are you going? 290 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:49,510 - It's... it's a work thing. 291 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:51,190 Oh, come on, I'm great at work things. 292 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:53,910 It's... it's a dinner with Jared. We're trying to close a deal. 293 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:56,070 Oh, come... Come on, I am the closer. 294 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,150 Plus, Jared loves me. 295 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:58,470 I know, but it's a set menu. 296 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,830 It's one of those restaurants and there's no substitutions. 297 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,190 I already checked. 298 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,910 And you're a celiac, 299 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:06,150 so, you know, you'd have to eat wheat, probably. 300 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,190 Definitely. 301 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:08,310 Sorry. 302 00:11:08,390 --> 00:11:10,190 That's okay. 303 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,190 Um... 304 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,990 Whatever. Just pick a color. 305 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,190 - Blue. Hang on, red. - Just... 306 00:11:14,270 --> 00:11:16,110 - Red. - Great. 307 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,870 I will be blue. 308 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,950 Together, we are... 309 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,270 Purple. 310 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,430 Is there something you wanna tell me? 311 00:11:28,510 --> 00:11:30,950 No. What do you... No. 312 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,590 - Oh. - What? 313 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:34,190 Everything's good. Come here, come here. 314 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,710 No. It's fine, I'm good. 315 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,190 Okay. 316 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,630 Okay. What's today? Thursday. 317 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:45,190 Uh, Thursday today, I think. Let me check. 318 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,030 Put that here. 319 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,430 Thursday. 320 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:52,390 Okay, so you've got a dinner. 321 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:54,510 - What? Okay. - And then Survivor. 322 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,350 - All right. - Which you're missing. 323 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,390 Ooh! 324 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:11,750 The sexy scent. I remember that one. 325 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:14,590 What are you doing here, James? Get off my bed. 326 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,550 I'm gonna hit the PlayStation with Davey boy. 327 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,110 Oh, really? That sounds sick. 328 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,750 What's this I hear about you seeing Gordon later? 329 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:24,190 Oh, that's none of your business. 330 00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:25,310 - Ooh. 331 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,590 Playing with fire, sis. 332 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,870 Excuse me? 333 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,470 David's a good guy. 334 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,350 I know he's a good guy. 335 00:12:33,430 --> 00:12:35,190 So treat him right. 336 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,190 Are you kidd... 337 00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:41,310 You know, just because you jerked off into a turkey baster, 338 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,670 that doesn't suddenly make you 339 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:44,310 like a father figure to all of us. 340 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,510 You know that, right? 341 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,310 It wasn't directly into a turkey baster. 342 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,590 That would be impossible. 343 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:51,150 Well, if anyone could do it, it would be you. 344 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,190 Sorry, so why are you seeing Gordon? 345 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,670 Mm. 346 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:57,910 I don't owe you that answer. 347 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,310 Yeah, but do you know why you're seeing him? 348 00:13:00,390 --> 00:13:02,550 Because we share a dog. Okay? 349 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:05,190 Bit spruced up to just talk about a dog. 350 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,830 Oi! 351 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:07,710 Jimbotron! 352 00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:10,150 Mr. Davidoff! 353 00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:12,190 - Oh, brother. How are ya? - Good, man. 354 00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:13,590 - Let me go fire up the FIFA. - Yeah. 355 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,390 - I'm gonna spank you, son. - Don't turn me on. 356 00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,190 - I'm gonna enjoy this. - Oh, stop it. 357 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,510 Be good, Ashy. 358 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,990 Yes. 359 00:13:21,910 --> 00:13:24,790 Ohh. Okay. 360 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,550 You look fancy. 361 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,910 I thought you said it was a dog-friendly restaurant. 362 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,190 It is. Yeah. 363 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:31,590 And you're still welcome to come 364 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,790 if you want to, you know, dose up. 365 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:36,190 I might, actually. 366 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,550 Oh, really? 367 00:13:37,630 --> 00:13:39,110 Jokes. 368 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,550 - Classic. 369 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,470 No, I love this for you, Begash. 370 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,670 I've got to wake up early tomorrow, anyway. 371 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,510 Yeah, that's right. You do. 372 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:52,190 Look at you. 373 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:54,550 You look so pretty. 374 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,030 - Mmm. 375 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,750 - Mmm. - Mmm. 376 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:02,630 - Thank you. - Mmm. 377 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,190 Thanks for, um, you know, being so cool. 378 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,510 - Cool about it. - Yeah. 379 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:08,870 - That's me. 380 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:11,270 - Cool as a cuke. - Yes, you are. 381 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,190 Just, uh... Just come home to me, okay? 382 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,190 Mm. 383 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,550 And shower first, you know. 384 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,190 Get the old dog off ya. 385 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:18,390 What's that? 386 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,830 - Colin. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 387 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,830 - 'Cause of the fur, you know. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 388 00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:23,630 - Of course. - Yeah. 389 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,390 I know, I know, I know. 390 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:27,870 - Gotta be careful with me. - Beautiful boy. 391 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,190 Mwah. I'll see ya. 392 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,870 - Have a good night. - Love you. 393 00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,470 Ash, Ash. 394 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:45,190 Here we go. 395 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,710 Hey. 396 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,150 - How you doing? - How you going? 397 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,270 Good. 398 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,190 Good. 399 00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:52,390 - Great. - Take a seat. 400 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,190 That was weird. 401 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,190 Yeah. 402 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,550 - Nice place. - Yeah. 403 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,110 Apparently great. Apparently. 404 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,590 Pretty romantic. 405 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,190 It is datier than I meant for it to be, sorry. 406 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,310 That's my bad. 407 00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:05,990 That's all right. 408 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,190 Here we are. 409 00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:09,190 I see your lovely date has arrived. 410 00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,670 - Oh. - Oh, not a date. 411 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:11,470 Okay. 412 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:14,190 Here is 2019 tempranillo you ordered. 413 00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,190 Yes. 414 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:17,430 I have placed it in our traditional porron 415 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,990 which produces a very long stream 416 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,470 which people like to try to drink right out of. 417 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,110 - Oh! - Lots of fun. 418 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,910 Will either of you like to try to drink from the porron? 419 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:29,870 - You also get 10% off your bill. - Uh... 420 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,350 Oh! 421 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:33,390 I think we're good. 422 00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:34,830 - All good. - Yeah, thank you. 423 00:15:34,910 --> 00:15:36,230 Now see it. 424 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:38,110 Oh, great. 425 00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,270 All right. 426 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,350 Wow. 427 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,870 It flows beautifully. 428 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,030 Aerating the grape. 429 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,150 Mm-hm. 430 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,190 But also 431 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:57,830 giving the people... 432 00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:59,230 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 433 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:02,950 .. something... absolutely... 434 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:05,430 .. beautiful... 435 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:07,950 ..to admire. 436 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,830 I'm gonna do a wee now. 437 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,630 Righto. 438 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:15,190 Thank you. 439 00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:16,350 Salud. 440 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,750 Okay. 441 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,110 - Old mate. - Yeah. 442 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,270 Uh... 443 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,470 Here is to... 444 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,990 - Receptive penile. - Fuck off. 445 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,270 That is nice, yeah. 446 00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:29,350 - That's good. - Yeah. 447 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,350 That is good. 448 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,110 So your birthday party was fun. 449 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,950 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 450 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:34,950 - Mmm. 451 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:36,270 Chelsea's impressive. 452 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,110 She's an impressive woman. 453 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,630 Very attractive too. 454 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,870 Yeah. Well, David's a hottie. Well done. 455 00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,390 Mmm. Thank you. 456 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,190 I think we both upgraded. Did we? 457 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,270 - Yeah, we might have. 458 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:49,430 Pan de la casa. 459 00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:51,790 Mm-hm. 460 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,910 I can't actually believe 461 00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:57,590 that the "kiss you in six minutes" move worked on her. 462 00:16:57,670 --> 00:17:00,430 Well, it's a... It's a classic. 463 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:04,990 I must say, she acted like she'd never heard of me. 464 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:07,350 I mean, she might not have. I don't know. 465 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:10,270 You've never spoken about me with her? 466 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,670 Why would I? 467 00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:14,310 Uh, I don't know. You proposed to me, Gordon. 468 00:17:14,390 --> 00:17:16,310 I thought that alone would make me, I don't know, 469 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,270 significant enough to bring up at some stage. 470 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,190 You said no. Why would I tell her that? 471 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:21,950 I didn't actually say no. 472 00:17:22,030 --> 00:17:23,950 You didn't actually say yes. 473 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,870 I'm also your dog's mum. 474 00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,190 You were my dog's mum. 475 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,510 - Wow. - What? 476 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,070 - So... - Sorry. What? 477 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,270 What am I doing here? 478 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:33,510 Well, we're talking, aren't we? 479 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:34,710 About what happened the other night. 480 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,310 - Yeah. - Want to draw a line under it. 481 00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,910 Okay. How's that go? 482 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,470 Okay. Um... 483 00:17:41,870 --> 00:17:43,230 Uh... Okay. 484 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:44,710 Well, it's probably good to acknowledge 485 00:17:44,790 --> 00:17:46,230 that we don't work well together. 486 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,550 Right. Don't we? 487 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,590 Well, no. I mean, if... We're not together. 488 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,590 If we worked well together, we would be together. 489 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:53,550 Oh. 490 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,030 I mean, isn't that right? 491 00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:57,070 Also, you seem pretty happy with Hot Fish Man. 492 00:17:57,150 --> 00:18:00,110 His name's David, and he doesn't always smell like that. 493 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:02,190 - He doesn't always? - No. 494 00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:03,350 That's good. That's good. 495 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,190 He's actually a very beautiful person. 496 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:11,390 He's stable, he's steady, and I'm really lucky, actually. 497 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,870 Stable and steady. Wow. 498 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:15,950 - Don't be mean. - I'm not being mean. 499 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:17,950 I just didn't know those were qualities 500 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,470 that you held up as, uh... 501 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:20,950 - Mm. - You know, whatever. 502 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:21,750 - They are. - Are they? 503 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,430 - Yeah, they are. Yeah. - Right. 504 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:27,350 And I wasn't that, I guess? I'm... I'm not that? 505 00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:30,430 You proposed to me drunk, out of nowhere, 506 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,150 at my best friend's wedding. 507 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,070 I was being spontaneous. 508 00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,910 You didn't talk to my mum, you didn't ask my dad. 509 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,190 I... I never met your dad. Doesn't he live on a boat? 510 00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:41,950 You didn't have a ring. It was just... It was embarrassing. 511 00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,190 I still don't understand why you got so hung up 512 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,470 on the little details, Ash. 513 00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,070 Because it's a proposal, Gordon. 514 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,310 You might only get one of those. 515 00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,230 The little details are everything. 516 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:52,950 Yeah, well, I got swept up. Won't happen again. 517 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,150 No, it certainly won't. Not with Chelsea. 518 00:18:55,950 --> 00:19:00,190 She'll micromanage the shit out of your proposal. 519 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,190 Will she? 520 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,190 Yeah, she's a ring picker. 521 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:06,190 She'll have her nails done, camera set up, the whole thing. 522 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,670 Okay. And how do you know anything about her? 523 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,150 Honestly, just meeting her. 524 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,030 - Huh. - And her Instagram. 525 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,190 Right. 526 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,870 Why are you stalking her on Instagram? 527 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:19,430 I'm not stalk... Also, I saw you do Colin's voice thing with her. 528 00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,910 Like, that was messed up, bro. 529 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:25,190 The Paul McCartney thing? That was our thing. 530 00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:27,150 Well, his voice is his voice, Ash. 531 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,950 He doesn't get a new voice every time I get a new girlfriend. 532 00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:30,950 - Sorry. - Okay. 533 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,430 Well, it was gross to see. 534 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:33,670 What do you care? 535 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,230 I mean, you never even told me 536 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,710 you were back in town to see him again. 537 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:40,070 - Mmm. - Did you? So he is my dog now. 538 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,470 Right. Oh. 539 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:56,070 - For you, sir. - Go on. Thank you. 540 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,310 Would you like to take a picture? 541 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:02,350 - Of you? - Yeah. 542 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,070 Now would be the time. 543 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,190 No, thanks. 544 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,990 No. No, I'm good. 545 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,630 Are you ready to order? 546 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,670 Uh, we'll just be another minute. 547 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,190 - As you wish. - Thank you. 548 00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,910 What happened, Ash? 549 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,150 What... what happened? 550 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,830 I don't know, Gordon. 551 00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:27,110 Try to know. 552 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,630 Ohh, I think when you proposed, 553 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,030 something just broke and we couldn't get it back. 554 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:35,750 And then I got put on placement in Warrnambool. 555 00:20:35,830 --> 00:20:38,150 Regional was always gonna happen, you knew that. 556 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:39,190 Right. 557 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,830 But why did it break, though? 558 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:43,710 Why... why didn't we just regroup? 559 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,910 'Cause we're not a football team, Gordon. 560 00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:50,190 And I just felt so put on the spot like that 561 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,430 in front of everyone. 562 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,030 I just didn't know who you were anymore. 563 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:56,790 Like, it just felt too crazy or something. 564 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,070 Too crazy? 565 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:00,590 We met when you flashed your nipple at me on the street. 566 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:02,390 I would have called it on brand, actually. 567 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,470 No, that was different. That was just an impulsive moment. 568 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,190 That's not real life. 569 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,430 Right. 570 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,190 Okay, so... so that's why stable and steady. 571 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,190 What, you've done the same. Chelsea's very sensible. 572 00:21:15,270 --> 00:21:16,670 - She knows what she wants. - Mmm. 573 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,190 Yeah, and she's fully committed to me. 574 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:21,070 Which is great, 'cause it means I won't be humiliated again. 575 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:23,070 I was also humiliated, Gordon. 576 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:25,470 - Not as much as me, Ash. - Oh, fuckin'... 577 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,350 - No way. - ..men. 578 00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:29,270 Men and humiliation. 579 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:32,190 Do you know that a man's biggest fear 580 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,190 is being humiliated by a woman? 581 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:35,190 - I get it. - Yeah. 582 00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,950 - Do you know what a woman's is? - What? 583 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,190 Being killed by a man. 584 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:39,390 Fuckin' hell. That escalated quickly. 585 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:40,670 Well, it's true. 586 00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,390 I'm not trying to kill you, Ash. I'm just trying... 587 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,190 - But you could. - I'm not trying to kill you. 588 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,190 I'm just telling you that Chelsea is all in. 589 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,670 And she's moving her stuff in today. 590 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,870 Mmm. Well, that's that, then. 591 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,070 Yeah, of course it is. I mean, David already lives with you. 592 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,110 I'm not doing anything you haven't already done. 593 00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,510 Sure. 594 00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:06,150 Honestly... 595 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:10,270 ..I always thought we'd end up together. 596 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,550 I held on to that for a really long time. And, uh... 597 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,070 But you didn't even get in touch with me 598 00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,470 to tell me you were back in Sydney. 599 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:21,470 So you clearly don't think of me ever. 600 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:25,830 That's not true. Actually, I do think about you. 601 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:32,750 Is that why you were at the brewery the other night, 602 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,070 parked in the car? 603 00:22:35,070 --> 00:22:36,270 I know it was you. 604 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:38,710 Fine, it was... Yeah. Yeah, that was me. 605 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:40,630 Why did you lie to me? 606 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,390 Uh, 'cause it's embarrassing, Gordon. 607 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:44,430 'Cause I was hiding in my fucking car. 608 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:45,910 Why... why were you there? 609 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,190 Because I'm me. 610 00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:49,030 'Cause I'm a weirdo. 611 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,190 And I maybe wanted to see what you were up to. 612 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,230 Because I do think about you. Because you were on my mind. 613 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:55,430 Well, I think about you too. 614 00:22:55,510 --> 00:22:58,190 But I was so broken after you left. 615 00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,750 I don't think I've ever been that fucked up. 616 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,550 Well, you'd also just buried your dad. 617 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,110 Not personally, but, yeah. 618 00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:06,470 No, I'm just... 619 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,910 I'm saying that it's not all me. 620 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,830 You can't say that I, like, ruined you or something. 621 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,110 You kinda did, though. 622 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:14,990 No, no. I'm not wearing that. 623 00:23:15,070 --> 00:23:16,110 That's not... 624 00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,590 I can't break a man that badly. 625 00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:21,470 Yes, you can, Ash. 626 00:23:21,550 --> 00:23:23,510 Because you're an amazing person. 627 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,550 Because I liked being with you. 628 00:23:27,230 --> 00:23:28,230 And yes, my dad died 629 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,030 and I gambled away most of my inheritance. 630 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,190 Oh, fuckin' hell! 631 00:23:31,270 --> 00:23:33,510 But my heart fully broke. 632 00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:35,510 And that's never happened before. 633 00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:38,630 Okay. 634 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:41,830 I'm very sorry. 635 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,150 I am. 636 00:23:46,510 --> 00:23:50,630 It's all good. You know, I got better. I am better. 637 00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:55,990 And what do we do now? 638 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,950 Did we draw the line? 639 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,190 I don't know. 640 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:08,670 Does David know you're here? 641 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:12,550 Yeah, but he thinks it's kind of like a dog hang. 642 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:16,150 Does Chelsea know? 643 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:18,350 No. 644 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:26,910 What are we doing? 645 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:29,190 I don't know. 646 00:27:25,270 --> 00:27:26,350 There's my little friend. 647 00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:29,550 Mm. 648 00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:35,270 I missed you.