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So from now on, we'll refer to each
other by our Spanish nombres.

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There will be...
What's this?

3
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It's okay, it's okay.
Do it.

4
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Buenos dias, Winger.

5
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Ah. Class dismissed.

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Hey.

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Shirley, look.

8
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I'm Annie's backpack.

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Mmm.
Stop it, Troy.

10
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Annie, say there are two friends
and they're in the same class,

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and one of them wants to ask
the other one out on a date.

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Like a grownup date, but within biking
distance of his parents' house.

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Well, they could do
something on campus.

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Tomorrow, there's a picnic with
live music on the east lawn.

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They're calling it
A Night Under the Stars.

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Cool. I bet Randi would
love that type of thing.

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Randi?

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Oh, I thought...
Oh.

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You thought...

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I can't believe I misled you
like that.

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Listen, Randi can be the name
of a guy or a girl.

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And in this case,
it is definitely a girl.

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Thanks for your help.

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You're welcome.

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And I hate you.

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And I wanna have your children.

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Damn, I picked the wrong
couple to follow this morning.

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Jeff and Britta are dead air.

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Are you okay? It looks like you
have actual bed head this morning.

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In fashion, I'm what's
known as a tastemaker.

31
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And you missed an entire side
of your face shaving.

32
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And next month,
so will Gwen Stefani.

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Here comes Vaughn. Bye.

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Oh, crap.

35
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Vaughn? Vaughn.

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Oh, the guy with
tiny nipples you did it with.

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Oh, God. Hi, Vaughn.

38
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Can we talk sometime?
I'm sorry about how things ended.

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Well, I'm sorry I can't accept your
apology because you're toxic, Britta.

40
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You know what? You're like the
exact opposite of an antioxidant.

41
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Yeah. Pssh.
I got band practice. Lates.

42
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Can't we still be friends?

43
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Isn't the word "later"
already short enough?

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Let me talk to him for you.
It'll be better if it's man-to-man.

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We won't be thinking about our chubby thighs
or whether or not we can have babies.

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Don't talk to Vaughn.

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Your hormones
are clouding your...

48
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Don't talk to Vaughn.

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That is girl for "talk to Vaughn."

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51
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Ooh.

52
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Sure you don't want a piece of that?
Shirley.

53
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What is he doing?

54
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Oh, I know exactly
what he's doing.

55
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My ex-husband spent
four weeks doing that

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after his innocent mistake
of calling me Valerie.

57
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That boy is living in his car.

58
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I lived in my car for a stretch
in the '70s.

59
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Nothing like bedding a woman
on the vinyl back seat of a Skylark.

60
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Of course, we didn't have the same
safety standards back then, so... Heh.

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No condoms.

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I tell you, before AIDS,
sex was like shaking hands.

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Hence, AIDS.
Oh, Brittles, I forgot to tell you.

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I went and talked to Vaughn.
What?

65
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Bad news is I could not patch up
things between you.

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You really did a number on him.

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Good news is I'm the new
keyboardist in his band.

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I asked you not to talk to him
and you completely ignored me.

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Hey, Tiny, you're missing
the headline. I'm in a rock band.

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Oh, I'd like to be there
when the band finds out.

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Oh, hi, Jeff. We were just talking
about how in today's economy...

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Mm-mm! Living in your car. Living in your car.
You are living in your car.

73
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I'm sorry, I'm not good
at being coy. Ahem.

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Guys, I'm not living in my car.

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I'm just sleeping in it
for a couple of days

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while I work out some problems
with my condo.

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It's a very temporary issue.
Gotta pay some meaningless fees.

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They'll put my locks back
on the door and that'll be that.

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How are you gonna
get the money?

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Believe me, kitten,
Winger's got moves.

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Jeff, do you need
a place to stay?

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I'd offer,
but my dad's kind of racist.

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You could stay with me in the dorms.
My room has a bunk bed.

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A misnomer,
because it's the real deal.

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The next person that offers me
charity or pity

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will be mentioned by name
in my suicide note.

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Oh.

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Annie, Annie, thanks for your advice
about A Night Under the Stars.

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Of course. Anytime, ever.

90
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Now I've just gotta figure out
what to bring to the picnic.

91
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This is my first college girl,
so I really wanna impress her.

92
00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:07,255
Would you mind helping me
shop for this stuff?

93
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I'd love to.
Really?

94
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Sure.
No.

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Thanks. Later.

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Bye.

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Hey.
Hey. Wanna see my place?

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I can see it from here.
Two girls are making out on the hood.

99
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No, my real place.

100
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Look at that.

101
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Condo board's trying to bluff me
by listing my place as available.

102
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But look at those faucets.

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Handcrafted in Italy.

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One hundred percent expensive.

105
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Those faucets are beautiful.

106
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You know what they would
go great with? A home.

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Which you no longer have.
You need to move on with your life.

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Move on with my life?
Shmove shmon shmith shmy shfime.

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This condo is all
that's left of me.

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Every part of it
is a part of who I am.

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Is that a bidet?

112
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That part's for resale value.

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And Saturday afternoons.

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You know, downgrading your lifestyle
is your chance to grow as a person.

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Maybe even become one.

116
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You know, the less you have,
the more you can be.

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You know what I'm saying?

118
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There's a silver lining here,
isn't there?

119
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You're attracted to bums.
Good night.

120
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Come on. Why don't you
have dinner at my place?

121
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I got a hotplate that plugs
into a cigarette lighter.

122
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Yeah, but your kitchen's
being towed.

123
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Stop! That's my house!

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Can I live with you?
Yeah, cool.

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Do you want top bunk
or bottom bunk?

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Top.
Me too. Race you for it.

127
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I win.

128
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Look, I really need to
liquidate some assets.

129
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It's an emergency situation.

130
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What kind of offer is that?

131
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These are mint-condition issues.

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I mean, the premise
alone is priceless.

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The guy has the powers
and strength of a spider.

134
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Your incredulity perplexes me.

135
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No, your incredulity
perplexes me, nerd.

136
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Did I say anything in my sleep about
farm animals or Brian Williams?

137
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I don't think so.
Cool.

138
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Cool, cool, cool.

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Lucky Charms?
How are you so satisfied all the time?

140
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I mean, don't you ever want anything
more out of life than cereal?

141
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Sometimes I pour
hot cocoa mix into cold milk

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and drink it like a cold hot chocolate.
I call it special drink.

143
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Someday you will know it by
its true name, diabetes.

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You're Goldie Hawn, Jeff.

145
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I'm sorry?
You're Goldie Hawn.

146
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Is it the lips?
No.

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In Overboard,
she was just like you.

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Wealthy, assertive, arrogant,
got manicures all the time.

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She fell off her boat
and it was good for her.

150
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She realized she was happier poor,
raising unruly boys with Kurt Russell.

151
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Can I not be Kurt Russell?
Do whatever you want.

152
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You just have to know
what that is.

153
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For me, it's Lucky Charms
and TV.

154
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I could use a break.

155
00:08:04,308 --> 00:08:07,277
A picnic blanket. Genius.

156
00:08:07,477 --> 00:08:09,069
I was gonna lay down newspaper.

157
00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:11,770
It's the blanket my grandmother
used to court my grandfather.

158
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Yeah? That's pretty hot.

159
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Thanks.
Oh...

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Tell that boy how you feel.

161
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It's scary.

162
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If he's not interested,
I could lose the friendship too.

163
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You could. Love is a gamble always,
but waiting won't change the dice.

164
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You either roll them
or you lose your turn.

165
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I'm going to roll them.
I am.

166
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I just... I need
a few more shakes.

167
00:08:36,573 --> 00:08:39,474
Mm. Shake them
in your mind, okay?

168
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If you'll excuse me,
Pierce's band is playing.

169
00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:44,074
And I wanna record
the train wreck.

170
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Kind of hoping for
a Michael Richards situation.

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This is for you.

172
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Oh, they're pretty good.

173
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This isn't weird for you?
No.

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Just wanna show Vaughn some support
to help smooth things over.

175
00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:14,165
What am I doing?

176
00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:24,681
Take it, Pierce.

177
00:09:24,888 --> 00:09:27,584
Same as a 45-year-old,
except he doesn't get as tired.

178
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We can pick them from
the cream...

179
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Great to have somebody
to watch stuff with.

180
00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:37,861
My dad never wanted to watch
anything, so I was raised by TV.

181
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TV's the best dad there is.

182
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TV never came home drunk.

183
00:09:41,672 --> 00:09:43,606
TV never forgot me at the zoo.

184
00:09:43,807 --> 00:09:46,037
TV never abused
and insulted me.

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Unless you count
Cop Rock.

186
00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:51,806
Cop Rock. That sounds cool.
Doesn't it?

187
00:09:52,249 --> 00:09:53,307
Hey.

188
00:09:54,685 --> 00:09:55,743
Wow.

189
00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:59,251
You guys are really
dorming it up in here, huh?

190
00:09:59,456 --> 00:10:01,924
Yeah. In the last two days,
I've spent a quarter.

191
00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,353
We're having the time
of our lives.

192
00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,825
See? Who needs
platinum faucets?

193
00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:08,793
Do you guys even have
faucets in here?

194
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,297
There's a communal bathroom
down the hallway.

195
00:10:11,501 --> 00:10:14,561
It actually helped me come
to terms with losing my condo.

196
00:10:14,771 --> 00:10:18,673
You don't sit on a toilet like that until
you've left the material world behind.

197
00:10:19,543 --> 00:10:21,101
Pavel!
Hey, bros.

198
00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:23,176
This is Pavel. He lives next door.
He's from Poland.

199
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:25,904
Britta?

200
00:10:29,252 --> 00:10:32,153
Excuse me. I have a future
murder victim to visit.

201
00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:34,183
Cool.
Cool.

202
00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:35,449
Cool, cool, cool.
Sorry?

203
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,265
Guys, what the hell?
"Getting Rid of Britta"?

204
00:10:52,476 --> 00:10:54,569
That song was
disrespectful to me

205
00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:56,837
and to the definition
of rhyme scheme.

206
00:10:57,047 --> 00:11:00,676
Wow. If you don't like my song, you
don't have to listen, all right?

207
00:11:00,884 --> 00:11:03,216
I'm an artist
and I write what I feel.

208
00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,944
And I feel that you suck.

209
00:11:05,155 --> 00:11:07,282
Oh, oh. All right, hold on, Vaughn.

210
00:11:07,491 --> 00:11:09,652
Can I have a word with you?

211
00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:16,458
Could you come here,
please, for a second?

212
00:11:19,236 --> 00:11:20,533
What did you just say to her?

213
00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:23,399
Listen, I know Britta's your friend,
but my song is more important.

214
00:11:25,909 --> 00:11:26,898
Your song?

215
00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:29,578
We wrote it together.
Are you trying to Garfunkel me?

216
00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:31,509
Maybe, assuming
to Garfunkel someone

217
00:11:31,715 --> 00:11:34,809
is to put up with them even
though they're a fat, lazy cat

218
00:11:35,018 --> 00:11:37,316
who hogs the spotlight
and eats all the lasagna.

219
00:11:37,521 --> 00:11:41,389
I get it. You're jealous of me.
What? Why?

220
00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:43,957
Maybe because when
I put on these skinny jeans

221
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,095
my ass looks
like a baby pumpkin.

222
00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:49,129
Or maybe because I'm not
a small-nippled credit-hogging jag

223
00:11:49,332 --> 00:11:51,232
who only knows
three power chords.

224
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,163
My band, my song.

225
00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:57,440
You want that, huh, Pierce?
How do you like that?

226
00:11:58,775 --> 00:11:59,969
Aah!

227
00:12:00,877 --> 00:12:02,242
You get on that horse.

228
00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:04,345
Lates!

229
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:10,142
Pierce, did you just defend
my honor?

230
00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:11,718
Huh?

231
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,949
Oh, yeah. Totally.

232
00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:19,322
You'll light the candles
and you'll take a bite

233
00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:22,020
and she'll take a bite
and you'll laugh.

234
00:12:23,934 --> 00:12:25,902
And you'll offer her
your letter jacket

235
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:29,560
after you notice this funny way
she shakes when she gets cold.

236
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:33,709
And she'll feel like
the luckiest girl in the world.

237
00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:35,377
Right.

238
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,841
I couldn't have done this without
your help. You're really nice.

239
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,916
We should've hung out more
in high school.

240
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:46,221
Remember when you pretended
to be my backpack?

241
00:12:46,423 --> 00:12:49,620
Oh. Yeah, yeah.

242
00:12:49,826 --> 00:12:51,191
I'm funny.

243
00:12:53,396 --> 00:12:55,261
All right. Ah.

244
00:12:55,465 --> 00:12:57,160
I gotta go get ready.

245
00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:59,961
Troy, wait. I have to tell you.

246
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,639
My appendix is bursting.
What?

247
00:13:07,844 --> 00:13:09,812
Yeah. Yeah.

248
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,844
My appendix is bursting.

249
00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:15,175
Oh. Oh, no.

250
00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:18,479
Okay, two young students.

251
00:13:18,688 --> 00:13:20,588
I think I've been
to this dance before.

252
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,655
You guys are
sexual partners, right?

253
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,254
Us? No.

254
00:13:25,462 --> 00:13:28,260
No, he's my very good friend,
and I have appendicitis.

255
00:13:28,465 --> 00:13:29,762
Oh.

256
00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,503
Thanks for bringing me here.

257
00:13:34,704 --> 00:13:36,729
Guess I ruined your date, huh?
Okay.

258
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,471
Doesn't seem to be
anything wrong with you.

259
00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,940
Cool. I'll see you.

260
00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:46,012
God. Where does it hurt?

261
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,376
Everywhere.

262
00:13:47,584 --> 00:13:50,576
We have to quarantine you.
We gotta get you to a safe distance.

263
00:13:50,787 --> 00:13:52,186
My date's on the east lawn.

264
00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:53,754
East lawn, perfect.
Great.

265
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:55,891
Wait, wait. This is a date?

266
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:57,218
Yeah, you need these.

267
00:13:57,427 --> 00:14:00,590
Nice. I'll be thinking of you.

268
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:02,128
Okay, I need to go.

269
00:14:02,332 --> 00:14:03,321
No, we...

270
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:05,865
We have to observe you
overnight. It's policy.

271
00:14:06,069 --> 00:14:08,037
We don't want another
Vanessa Parsons on our hands.

272
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,537
She was the Typhoid Mary
of herpes.

273
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:16,573
I'm kind of the Hawkeye
around here, so it's kind of a...

274
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,145
Are you seeing anybody?

275
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,116
You guys weren't
in Spanish class.

276
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,549
Knight Rider marathon.

277
00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:28,656
The shadowy flight into the world
of a man who does not exist.

278
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:35,491
Britta, may I have a word?

279
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:41,434
Has this always been here?

280
00:14:41,638 --> 00:14:43,071
You need to take Jeff back.

281
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,673
Mmm. Never had him,
don't want him, especially now.

282
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,605
He's got a real Phil Spector
vibe going.

283
00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:49,904
He's like E.T.

284
00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,047
He crashed in my place
and we're friends now,

285
00:14:52,248 --> 00:14:54,113
which is great for me,
but bad for him.

286
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:57,252
He needs to get back.
What am I supposed to do?

287
00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:00,185
Use your lady parts.
Abed.

288
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:03,325
Don't be naive. The charge between
you two is keeping him going.

289
00:15:03,526 --> 00:15:06,984
Tell him you'll make love to him if he takes
a shower and finds a nice place to live.

290
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,665
I'm heading back.
Pavel's making bobka.

291
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:11,723
Do it, Britta. Seduce him.

292
00:15:11,935 --> 00:15:15,496
Draw the tapeworm of Jeff's old self out
with the milk that is your sexuality.

293
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:17,070
No.

294
00:15:17,574 --> 00:15:18,632
Then say goodbye to E.T.

295
00:15:21,711 --> 00:15:24,043
Abed, it's open.

296
00:15:28,284 --> 00:15:31,378
And your wife is married to an idiot.

297
00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:33,384
What's wrong now, woman?

298
00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,579
You.

299
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:37,055
You can't see further than them...

300
00:15:38,461 --> 00:15:40,827
What are you doing?
That was The Jeffersons, honky.

301
00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:44,398
I was wrong, okay?
Material possessions are important.

302
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:48,128
How much happier were the Jeffersons
than that family on Good Times?

303
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:51,364
Yeah, but they had good times.
Do good times really matter?

304
00:15:51,574 --> 00:15:53,906
What about good cars,
good lobster?

305
00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:58,103
What about that sport where
the British people ride the horses

306
00:15:58,314 --> 00:15:59,747
with the really long hammers?

307
00:15:59,949 --> 00:16:01,712
Jeez, you are way out
of your element here.

308
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,853
Yes, and I do not believe
a single word I am saying for me.

309
00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:06,044
But for you?

310
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,419
Maybe you're one of those rare people
with nothing underneath the surface.

311
00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:13,392
Maybe if you put stain remover
on a turd, you don't get a diamond.

312
00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:16,656
You just get a turd
with less direction in life.

313
00:16:16,866 --> 00:16:18,993
Thanks, coach.
Can you turn the TV back on?

314
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:29,000
Faucets.
Italian faucets. Handcrafted.

315
00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:30,474
These look like...

316
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,045
Wait.

317
00:16:32,549 --> 00:16:36,918
I made this notch to indicate
optimal cleansing temperature

318
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,680
for combination skin.

319
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:40,878
These were mine?

320
00:16:41,091 --> 00:16:43,457
For a fancy condo,
you've got awful security.

321
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,060
Install those in a new apartment
so that every day,

322
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,355
when you spend
too much time on your hair,

323
00:16:48,565 --> 00:16:49,998
you can look down and think:

324
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,727
"I was a huge phony before.
I can do it again."

325
00:16:53,937 --> 00:16:55,529
Yeah.

326
00:16:57,774 --> 00:17:00,800
You're into me.
I beg your unbelievable pardon?

327
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:04,912
Look at all this work you're doing
just to have me around again.

328
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:08,581
You were more attracted to me
than you were willing to admit.

329
00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:11,413
I was doing this all for Abed.
You are the worst.

330
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,419
Yeah, clearly.

331
00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,423
Sorry.
Greendale, thank you for...

332
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:26,632
I want you to know I haven't changed
my mind about the band. I'm out.

333
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,667
We wanna recognize
a couple of sponsors.

334
00:17:28,872 --> 00:17:30,430
First off is Anderson Septic.

335
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,473
Also, do me a favor,
will you? Lay off Britta.

336
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:36,167
I mean, she may walk
like she just got off a horse,

337
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:41,043
but underneath all that clown
makeup, she's a good kid.

338
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:44,049
Mm-hm. No worries, man.

339
00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:46,712
I've moved on.

340
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:49,617
Lates.
Lates, okay.

341
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:50,986
Snakes. What...?

342
00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:52,661
Greendale!

343
00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:14,811
Yeah, you heard me say it.

344
00:18:21,658 --> 00:18:22,647
No!

345
00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:28,490
Before you two proceed,
I have one thing to say.

346
00:18:32,335 --> 00:18:34,633
Did you say it already?

347
00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:36,536
I want my nana's blanket back.

348
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,568
Do you guys mind?

349
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:41,600
Could you scoot over?

350
00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:43,506
It's an heirloom. I want it.

351
00:18:46,282 --> 00:18:47,909
Thank you.

352
00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:49,175
Have a nice date.

353
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:54,089
I don't care what you think.

354
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,882
For me, that was huge.

355
00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:59,255
I know, sweetie.
Let's go find you some pants.

356
00:18:59,462 --> 00:19:02,192
Okay?
Yeah, cool, thanks.

357
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,733
Hey, look what the cat dragged
out and licked clean.

358
00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:16,611
I saw how much you missed me,

359
00:19:16,813 --> 00:19:19,373
and smelled what happens
to Pavel on cabbage night,

360
00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:22,608
and realized the world
was better off with me in it.

361
00:19:24,754 --> 00:19:26,346
Thanks.

362
00:19:26,689 --> 00:19:29,385
For caring.

363
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,959
Hey.

364
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,520
You looked like you moved out.

365
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:38,167
I checked into a motel
and I'm looking for apartments.

366
00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:41,962
You would've been fine
with me staying forever?

367
00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:43,229
Yup.

368
00:19:43,706 --> 00:19:46,106
You're pretty cool, Abed.
You're a huge nerd.

369
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,970
Thanks.

370
00:19:55,752 --> 00:19:57,151
I'm Pierce.

371
00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:58,843
Yeah, song's about me.

372
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:04,718
Yeah!
Yeah!

373
00:20:04,927 --> 00:20:06,121
Come on, sing it for me.

374
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:14,567
Yeah, he is.

375
00:20:22,145 --> 00:20:23,237
Ow!

376
00:20:24,747 --> 00:20:28,911
We are Some Worries!
Good night, Greendale!

377
00:20:58,748 --> 00:21:01,308
Uh-huh. Well played, Pierce.

378
00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:03,314
This isn't over.

379
00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:18,195
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