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Ha-ha-ha. Welcome back.

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Hi. Hello.

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What did you do over break?

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Oh, it's so awesome. Me and Abed
played this video game. It's so dope.

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It's a whole city.
You can drive anywhere.

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You can rent an apartment.
Do taxes.

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But don't get audited.
Because that's bad.

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You could even enroll
in community college.

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Right now, it sounds
as boring as real life, but it is not.

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Vacations are wasted
on the young.

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You guys gotta get out there
and see the world

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at some point or you're gonna
miss your entire lives.

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Where did you go, Britta?
Amsterdam, I think.

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I'll know more
when I find my camera.

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Guess what happened to me.

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Oh, Pierce,
you became a grandfather?

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No, I became even cooler.

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These ironic T-shirts
are all the rage.

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Let's get one thing straight.

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I wish I was still a lawyer, I'm only
here because I'm hot for Britta,

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and I don't want to be
anybody's friend.

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Just kidding.
Bring it in here, you knuckleheads.

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You know, I gotta say,

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I... I took a look back
at the guy I was last semester,

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and I realized,
that guy was a drag.

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No.
Good to hear you admit it, Jeff.

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No, the truth is,
this is a new semester, a new Jeff.

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Greendale is where I am
and I am gonna make the best of it.

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Oh, that's nice.
You're like Hawkeye on M* A*S*H.

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He kept his upbeat humor and charm, even
in the 11 th year of the Korean War.

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Yeah. Well, don't go
changing too much, Jeff.

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I think we all like you
just the way you were.

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Well, I appreciate that, but...

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Did you just teleport here?

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No, I snuck in
during the group hug.

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You guys don't remember me?

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Buddy, from Spanish class.

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Yeah,
it's Buddy from Spanish class.

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I've never seen you
before in my life.

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I don't know you.
I've seen Buddy before.

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He sits in the corner,
next to the dead plant.

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Thank you, Abed. Sometimes I have a
tendency to melt into the background.

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It's just my body type,
but I definitely know you guys.

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From watching you
all last semester grow together.

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F. F minus.

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Did you say S?
He said F.

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Who cheated?
I did it.

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Britta cheated?

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But why?

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Give me back my bra, Annie.

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Ugh. I'm not even wearing a bra.
Ugh! Ugh!

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I don't even care who wins.
What?

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I sleep a lot in class,
that one might have been a dream.

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Well, Buddy, as you know, we
haven't had Spanish class yet,

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so this meeting was more just for
catching up between friends.

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I heard that. Let's do it.

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Well, maybe...
So, I... Heh.

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Sorry, Britta.

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I'll go first. Uh...

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I'm sure you guys
have a natural rapport and timing,

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and you know you're scared
that adding a new member

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might throw everything off
of its natural...

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- rhythm, but I feel like
I know you guys already.

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So you know, let me in, just tell
me the rules, and I will follow.

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Well, you already broke
the only rule I have.

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The rule about
worrying about rules.

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That's what I'm saying too.

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Yeah.

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Hey, Jeff.
Hey.

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Excuse me. Um...

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I received a text message
about free Sephora samples?

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Ha-ha. It was me. Ha-ha.

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Sorry about the ruse,
but I have something better

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than exfoliating soap
to rub on you.

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An opportunity. Mm.

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As you can see, I am resurrecting the
Greendale Gazette Journal Mirror.

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And we need a student editor.

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Someone with a real world savvy that
extends beyond how to huff the ink.

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Actually, dean, I'm resolved
to spend this semester being more...

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This would be your office.

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Relaxed and awesome.

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This is the first desk I've seen in six months
that doesn't have "Zeppelin Rules" carved into it.

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And you get an English credit.

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Well, that ain't bad neither. I'm in.
Yeah.

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Guys, meet your new editor.

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Mr. Winger is very excited to help you
bring a voice back to the campus.

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Jeff, I need to take your picture.

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Good, we got it.
Okay.

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You guys knock yourselves out.

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Welcome aboard, Jeff. This is my article
on the school's new water heater.

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You've got chops, kid. But we need
your talent on a bigger story.

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Pizza wars.
Who's got the best slice in town?

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Start with Big Nick's.
Bring us a large with sausage.

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You. I heard a rumor that Riley's
Liquor is selling to underage students.

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So I need an undercover exposé.

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Find out how much they'll sell you
of anything cold and imported.

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You expect me to watch you
do that without telling on you?

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That's a hard-hitting question, Annie.
Are you a reporter?

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No. They've got me editing
the crossword because I'm a girl.

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And because I love crosswords.
Well, now you love the streets.

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You're my ace newshound.
Ace? You can do that?

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We can do anything we want.
It's Greendale.

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Now go find me that story.

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This character reboot is
really gelling for you, Jeff.

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That was all classic Hawkeye.

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Sending soldiers out for liquor.

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Slyly sidestepping the problematic
scrutiny of Annie "Hot Lips" Edison. Mm?

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I should build you a still
for making Hawkeye martinis.

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Of all your pop cultural fixations,
this is one I can work with, Abed.

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Call me Radar?
When you've earned it.

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Now, I know the news
of Señor Chang's death

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over winter break
was a shock to us all.

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But we should take comfort
in the fact

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that he did not suffer when his
moped hit the side of that Arby's.

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So sad.

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But best semester ever. Heh-heh.

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Heh-heh. Beat it. All right.

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That was a professional actress.

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I am a man who can never die,

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and this has been your first taste
of Spanish 1-0-dos

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the semester
I get inside your cabezas.

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Saw that coming.

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Hey, guys. See you in study group.

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Hoo-aah! Aah!

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Uh, Jeff, can he really just decide
he's one of us?

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He throws off our balance.

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We've got three chicks, three dudes,
and now, two weirdoes. Heh.

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Sorry, Abed.
Not all weirdoes are bad.

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Buddy might be a puckish agent
of change that changes our lives

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for the better
through a musical montage.

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Or he could have a row of jars
waiting for our genitals.

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Yo, I need my genitals.

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You know who you guys sound like?

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Me, from last semester.

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Cynical. Elitist.
Oh.

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Rakishly good-looking.
Thank you.

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Well, we should at least get together to
talk about membership policies, right?

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Hey, don't ask me.

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Dealing with problems
ain't my job no more.

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My new job is hanging out,
having fun and cracking wise.

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Oh, must be nice.
Suppose I decide that's my job?

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Jeff.

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I hope you've got an army of raisins,
because I've got a major scoop.

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In October, there was a free
Toni Braxton concert on the quad...

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You don't need to remind me.

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And when a last-minute mix-up
shifted the showtime by an hour,

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an anonymous text message went
out alerting students of the change.

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Okay.
Not okay.

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Because the text message was sent
exclusively to black students.

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And one French kid named Lebron.

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That's profiling.

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This is front page juice.
I gotta find out who sent the text.

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Have you called
the number that sent it?

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Well, nobody's that stupid, right?

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Hello?

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Um...

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Wrong number.

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No, no. That was a good cover.

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So whoever it is keeps hanging up,
but he can't hide forever.

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Annie the reporter. Good times.

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Listen up, I just want to say,
thank you guys real much...

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Real much? Duh.

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Thank you guys very much for this.

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It's a dream come true.
Aww.

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Now let's study some Spanish.

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So for the essay, we conjugate...
Conjugate?

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Conjugal. Visit.

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Ha-ha-ha. Lame.
Okay, stick and move, stick and move.

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Okay, so for the essay portion...

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Hey, Buddy can sing, you guys.
Ha-ha-ha.

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Well, that's great.

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Annie's pretty young,
we try not to sexualize her.

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I'm sorry. Whoa!

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Okay, look, I did... You know what?

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It's your study group, and I don't know if you
perceive it as something that could be improved

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but I do have some ideas.

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Here's one right here. Boom.

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I was thinking, we could start
saying, "You go, girl."

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Not in a way that's, you know, oh,
I'm so cool saying, "You go, girl."

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But in a way that
we're kind of winking at it.

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Bottom line,
you guys need a chubby, agile guy.

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Did anyone see
Paul Blart: Marl Car...

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Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

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I'm like that, okay?
I'm fat and I'm physical, okay?

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And I'm strong, hmm,
and I can kick.

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Oh!

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Dude, sorry.

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Jeff, Jeff?
No, no, it's fine.

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Just a little... Little nosebleed,
I get them when it's dry,

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or when my face gets kicked.

191
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I'll get some paper towels.

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Did someone say something about a
meeting to discuss member policy?

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I think it's obvious to everyone, that this
Buddy fellow has a few fruit loops loose

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so I think no matter what we do, we
gotta do it with grace and caution.

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I say we keep Buddy in the group.
What?

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I've given it a lot of thought and
frankly I like his in-your-face style.

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I can't stop thinking
about his high kick.

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His ratio of girth
to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.

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I like his idea of ironically
saying, "You go, girl."

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You go, girl.
You go, girl.

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Wait, so you kick high enough
and you get in the group?

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If we're gonna add people, I really think
we should consider my friend Gary.

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I'm sorry, Shirley,
you friend Gary is so boring.

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He was raised in Finland,
he doesn't get our humor.

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So if we're gonna add a chair for every
bong-ripping, good-time charlie,

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with a song in his heart,
I move we institute hazing.

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Well, in The Right Stuff,
the novel by Tom Wolfe...

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This is why we need new blood.
I'm so bored of your pop culture references,

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and your cigarette-legged jeans.

210
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Uh, Gary wears nothing
but loose-fitting jeans.

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Gary is off the table.
He is a buzz kill.

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He grew up in a land without sun.

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Take a vote.
They'd probably vote him in.

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They won't.

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Guys. Guys, let's take a vote.

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Secret vote,
everybody cover your eyes.

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We won't know the result.
Say your vote out loud.

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We'll know each ether's voices.
Troy's got a point.

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Holy crap. Wow.

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It says here, some guy in Seattle went nuts
and killed his entire driver's ed class

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with a meat tenderizer.

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Oh, no.

223
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We have to be careful.

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Okay.

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On the count of three,

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everybody who wants to keep
Buddy out, raise your hand.

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You lied about the guy in Seattle
with the meat tenderizer.

228
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You put your thumb on the scale.

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You did it with a smile and you
did it so you could keep smiling.

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You're Hawkeye.

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And with Buddy gone,
staying that way will be a lot easier.

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I am not racist.

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I had 20 minutes to let people know
Toni Braxton was starting early

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and 273 text messages left
before my rate tripled.

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Racial profiling may not be right,
but it can be economical.

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Tell me, dean, when I refer
to you in my article,

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would you prefer
imbecile or incompetent?

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I'd prefer incompetent,
but what I really want...

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It doesn't matter what you want.

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The people want the truth,
I have to give it to them,

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and I won't let anyone
stand in my way.

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Excuse me.

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Thank you.
Hey, Jeffrey.

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I'm the least racist person
in the world.

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My best friend, when I was
6 years old, was a black man.

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Okay, look. I've learned my lesson.
I've got unlimited texting now.

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But if she runs that story,

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I will lose this job,
and this job is my life.

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She listens to you.

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Well, next time we're both
hanging out, having fun,

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I could try cracking wise
about it with her.

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You do what you think is right.

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That's enough.
Okay.

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I'm just saying,
it's not exactly Watergate.

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I mean, you like the dean,
he's trying to help you transfer.

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Yeah, and this time,
he might succeed.

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If this article breaks out, I can apply
for journalism scholarships.

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Nobody will care about my time
in rehab if they think I'm a writer.

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Annie, as your upbeat friend,
I gotta say, let this go.

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This is Greendale, Jeff,
we can do whatever we want.

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Didn't anyone tell Buddy
he was out?

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I guess we thought you would.

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My lord, my lady,
you missed my apology song.

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Yeah, I'll...
I'll tell them about it later.

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Jeff, I am so sorry
about the other day.

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Buddy,

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yesterday, the group took a vote.

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And you seem to have
figured out the rest of it.

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Was it the high kick?

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Was it, "You go, girl?"

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Oh, you guys think you're so cool.

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No, we don't think we're cool at all.
Just a bit.

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I put myself out there for you.

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I laid my soul bare.

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I made you guys lemon squares
with free-range eggs

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that I baked with my own hands.

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Maybe a little less sugar next time.

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Well, I'm not leaving.

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Oh, come on.

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Be relaxed, like me.

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Leave.
You're not relaxed.

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You're an uptight puppet master.
And these are your little puppets.

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I am no man's puppet, sir.

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How dare you.

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Buddy, just be reasonable and go.

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Make me, Hitler.

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Oh.
Okay, so, uh,

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so since Buddy's not leaving,

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he'll just be the person who we
wish wasn't here while we study.

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Try getting that deal from Hitler.

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Shall we?

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I'm studying with you.
No, you're not.

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Everyone stop studying.
Okay.

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You're not in the group.

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Okay, then go study
somewhere else.

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No, no, no.

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No, no, no.

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No, I wanna study with you guys.

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No.

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No.

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I hate you.

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I hate your study group. I hate it.

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You suck.

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I hate you.

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And you are not running that story.
Why not?

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Because I said so.

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Does anybody have a problem
with how that was handled?

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It's okay.
Exactly the way I would've done it.

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You suck.

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Who are you kidding, Abed?

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I just dragged
a screaming, crying man

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out of a library
with his pants down.

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No. Martinis are for Hawkeyes.

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I'm the same uptight jerk
I was last semester.

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Jeff, what's your favorite episode
of M* A*S*H?

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The one with, uh, the Army.

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That's what I thought.

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If you had actually
seen the show

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you'd know that Hawkeye didn't just
bed nurses and drink martinis.

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He also had blood sprayed on his face and
barked orders when the choppers came in.

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If he didn't, people died.

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He was a leader, Jeff.
That's your job.

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Yeah? What's in it for me?

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Hey.
Annie.

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I... I'm sorry that I yelled.

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I'm glad you did.

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It didn't even really occur to me what I
was doing until I saw how upset you were.

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I never want to be the reason
you're mad, because

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you're Jeff Winger.

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So thanks

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for getting mad.

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It was nothing.

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I guess that's the upside, isn't it?

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Thank you,

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Radar.

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Ooh. You made me so happy
I just peed a little.

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I don't think violence is the answer
when we make decisions.

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Hi, guys.
Hi, Buddy.

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Can you, um?
Excuse us?

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For one crazy stalker?

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Listen up,
we outnumber this guy six to one.

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Annie, you flash your breasts
as a decoy for the bumrush.

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Pierce?
Britta, don't be upset.

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I didn't pick you as a decoy
because your breasts are so old.

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Why is he even here? Hello.

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I invited him.

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Buddy's crime
is thinking we're cool.

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But I get it.

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I mean, if I were him,
and I missed out on you guys,

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I'd be sitting in that classroom,
watching, wondering.

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So how can I exclude someone from
something that I'm so lucky to have.

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Oh.

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I say we let him in.

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Hey, Buddy.

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Welcome to the group.

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Oh, yes.

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You will not regret this.

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There he is.

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Hey, Buddy, the group
thought about what you said.

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We took a vote. And you're in.

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No way. I'm in the cool group?

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It's like Christmas morning
for the guy.

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Welcome.

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This is...

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Oh, this is awkward.

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You guys were my safety. Pfft.

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Hey, hey, Buddy, you don't have
to worry about them.

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You're with us now. Come on.

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Ha-ha! Boo!

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It's amazing.
I love the kicks. The kicks are the best.

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And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is why I voted to keep him.

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Would have been nice to have
another person in the group.

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I'll call Gary.

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So it says here
you want to join as a twosome?

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I don't see that as a selling point.

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We work really well together.
Yeah.

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Let me hear that rap thing
of yours again.

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All right. I'm gonna talk it over
with the others.

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Cool, thanks for your time.
You traitors.

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I am appalled at your lack of loyalty.

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Yeah, you better run.

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Have you decided?
We saw your tape.

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We're passing.
I don't pop on video.

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Let me do the song in person.