1 00:00:04,261 --> 00:00:07,526 Missed you at lunch today. Did you slip out for a quickie with Prof. Hot Stuff? 2 00:00:07,731 --> 00:00:09,528 Her name's Michelle and how did you know? 3 00:00:09,733 --> 00:00:11,291 There's a gold star on your fly. 4 00:00:11,502 --> 00:00:12,662 Ah! Heh. 5 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:16,067 You weren't kidding. You know it's nice to have a girlfriend with a sense of humor 6 00:00:16,273 --> 00:00:17,797 and one who recognizes good work. 7 00:00:19,844 --> 00:00:21,937 See, that's G. That's the most important chord. 8 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,239 In my mind, it... It stands for God. 9 00:00:24,448 --> 00:00:26,143 Why is Annie talking to Micro-Nipples? 10 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:27,840 Vaughn? Whatever. 11 00:00:28,052 --> 00:00:31,283 But not like a Bible God because I think that God is in everything. 12 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,615 You're complicated. 13 00:00:37,628 --> 00:00:39,095 Spanish class. 14 00:00:40,464 --> 00:00:41,761 You know what I don't get? 15 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:44,264 He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes. 16 00:00:44,468 --> 00:00:47,164 Why hasn't he died from lack of service? 17 00:00:49,807 --> 00:00:51,775 You watching another movie in your dorm tonight? 18 00:00:51,976 --> 00:00:54,672 Kickpuncher starring Don "The Demon" Donaldson as a cyborg cop 19 00:00:54,879 --> 00:00:56,437 whose punches have the power of kicks. 20 00:00:56,647 --> 00:00:57,705 That sounds awful. 21 00:00:57,915 --> 00:00:59,849 I'll bring the popcorn. Cool. 22 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:01,950 Uh... You... You watch bad movies on purpose? 23 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:03,552 Yeah, we make fun of them. Hmm. 24 00:01:03,921 --> 00:01:06,890 Shirley, don't embarrass yourself. I'm sure they don't want to invite the housewife. 25 00:01:07,091 --> 00:01:09,321 Actually, if she doesn't mind reinforcing the stereotype, 26 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:12,052 I bet Shirley would have fun talking smack in a movie. Care to join us? 27 00:01:12,263 --> 00:01:15,357 Usually when a movie's bad, I stop watching, but this sounds college-y. 28 00:01:15,566 --> 00:01:17,534 What time do you want us there? 29 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:22,165 Pierce, you don't wanna watch a cyborg movie in Abed's dorm. 30 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:25,206 You wanna lay in your twin bed and think about what you used to be. 31 00:01:25,409 --> 00:01:29,140 What, you think I'm too old to make monkeyshines at a picture show? 32 00:01:29,346 --> 00:01:32,907 Come on, I'm younger than the three of you put together. 33 00:01:35,853 --> 00:01:36,842 Hey, Britta. 34 00:01:37,054 --> 00:01:40,353 You know, everyone talks about his nipples, but his feet freak me out. 35 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:41,991 Britta. 36 00:01:42,193 --> 00:01:43,854 Hey. Hey. 37 00:01:44,061 --> 00:01:46,859 Can I ask you something? About Vaughn? 38 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:50,261 Oh, yes, I still don't know if that's his first or last name. 39 00:01:51,101 --> 00:01:53,069 Uh, heh. He's sweet, actually. 40 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,760 I mean, you must have thought so. 41 00:01:54,972 --> 00:01:59,170 He has a sincerity I found attractive in a simpler time. 42 00:02:00,911 --> 00:02:04,369 Would you...? Um, I haven't... 43 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,743 We haven't... Anything. 44 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:09,249 I mean... Wow, you and Vaughn? 45 00:02:09,453 --> 00:02:10,681 Would it bug you? 46 00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:12,719 Well, what about you and Troy? Troy? 47 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:17,756 The other day after Spanish, I thought he was trying to hold my hand 48 00:02:17,962 --> 00:02:20,055 but he had just mistaken me for Abed. Heh. 49 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:22,164 He'll never think of me that way. 50 00:02:22,366 --> 00:02:25,927 Well, Annie, I would have to be a villain to tell you who to date. 51 00:02:26,136 --> 00:02:27,603 Which I am not. 52 00:02:27,805 --> 00:02:30,137 Britta, thank you. 53 00:02:30,341 --> 00:02:32,104 You're the coolest girl I've ever met. 54 00:02:32,309 --> 00:02:33,970 Damn right, give me some fivesies. 55 00:02:34,178 --> 00:02:35,873 Heh. Whoo. 56 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,176 Turning it into a snake. 57 00:02:39,783 --> 00:02:41,614 Oh, cool. 58 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,525 Hey, how's it going? Did you hear? 59 00:02:58,736 --> 00:03:02,069 It's cute, Annie and Vaughn. Get to the cute part. 60 00:03:02,273 --> 00:03:04,298 She's into him. She asked for my blessing. 61 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:07,602 And you gave it? Yeah, I'm done with him. 62 00:03:07,811 --> 00:03:09,938 Look, this isn't about you, you groovy hipster. 63 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:11,171 It's about Annie. 64 00:03:11,382 --> 00:03:14,476 We're like her Greendale parents, you gotta say no to that stuff. 65 00:03:14,685 --> 00:03:15,947 He's not that bad. 66 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:18,451 Yeah, not if you're 28 and you're fooling around with him. 67 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,648 She's 18. Her taste in men is still being established. 68 00:03:21,859 --> 00:03:25,488 Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option. 69 00:03:25,696 --> 00:03:28,824 And it all starts with Vaughn. He's a gateway douche bag. 70 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:32,161 People collide, things happen. It can't be controlled, right? 71 00:03:32,369 --> 00:03:36,169 And that can be your toast at her shotgun wedding to Star-Burns. 72 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:40,275 Oh, yeah, turn to your left. Oh, now turn to your right. 73 00:03:40,477 --> 00:03:44,106 Yes, we can see both of them. It's like a constellation on your face. 74 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:47,848 Hey. Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah. 75 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:51,117 That guy over there? He's a douche bag. 76 00:03:52,756 --> 00:03:54,223 Hey, guys. 77 00:03:54,425 --> 00:03:56,620 I hope you don't mind I invited Señor Chang, we're Netflix friends. 78 00:03:56,827 --> 00:03:59,853 Oh, that's cool you're hanging out, drinking beers with your students. 79 00:04:00,064 --> 00:04:03,192 Yeah, clearly none of my other plans fell through. 80 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,129 Let's get to the movie. 81 00:04:05,336 --> 00:04:06,803 Wait... Oh, I'm sorry, Shirley. 82 00:04:07,371 --> 00:04:09,498 I'll wait if you wanna serve beverages. 83 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,504 You're going to be waiting a long ass time. 84 00:04:14,945 --> 00:04:17,311 Oh, FBI warning, I'm so scared. 85 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:20,916 Hey, that's not fair. I didn't know we started. 86 00:04:21,118 --> 00:04:23,211 It is the year 2006 A.D. 87 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,388 And nuclear war has ravaged the planet. 88 00:04:25,589 --> 00:04:28,615 I must have missed that. Nice. 89 00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:30,623 - between cities is a free-fire zone, 90 00:04:30,828 --> 00:04:33,422 ruled by scavengers, drug dealers and terrorists. 91 00:04:33,630 --> 00:04:35,291 Sounds like a Thanksgiving at my house. 92 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,224 Troy, you're crazy, man. Yeah, I know. 93 00:04:38,435 --> 00:04:40,300 They just come to me. 94 00:04:40,504 --> 00:04:43,200 You want to buy some megadope? It gets you mega high. 95 00:04:43,407 --> 00:04:44,396 Will it get me through this movie? 96 00:04:46,143 --> 00:04:47,906 There she goes. Shirley's in the house. 97 00:04:48,112 --> 00:04:50,603 Freeze, police. 98 00:04:50,814 --> 00:04:53,715 Freeze police? Don't do that, they'll get cold. Ha-ha-ha. 99 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:55,043 Kickpuncher. 100 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,924 You've done so much for our city. 101 00:05:02,126 --> 00:05:05,721 Kickpuncher, is there anything that we can give you? 102 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:07,396 Yeah, two hours of my life back. 103 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,724 Ha-ha-ha. Oh! 104 00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:11,833 Don't call me Kickpuncher. 105 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:14,094 Call me David. 106 00:05:14,972 --> 00:05:17,202 "Directed by Kim Yang." 107 00:05:17,408 --> 00:05:20,138 Asian, can't direct, can't drive. 108 00:05:22,146 --> 00:05:23,306 Dude, I'm right here. 109 00:05:24,014 --> 00:05:25,242 Right there. 110 00:05:25,449 --> 00:05:30,751 So. Clearly we're all a bunch of funny people. When are we doing this again? 111 00:05:30,954 --> 00:05:33,115 Well, actually, tomorrow we... No. 112 00:05:33,323 --> 00:05:35,484 We were all gonna get... I wouldn't. 113 00:05:35,692 --> 00:05:37,057 Right? 114 00:05:37,294 --> 00:05:38,818 Tomorrow night, we're all gonna get together and watch 115 00:05:39,029 --> 00:05:40,963 Kickpuncher 2: Codename Punchkicker. 116 00:05:41,165 --> 00:05:42,325 Well, I was warming up tonight. 117 00:05:42,533 --> 00:05:45,627 Tomorrow you better foam the runways because I'm bringing my A game. 118 00:05:46,103 --> 00:05:47,570 Awesome. 119 00:05:47,771 --> 00:05:51,104 All right, so check it. It's just like surfing without water. All right, your turn. 120 00:05:51,308 --> 00:05:52,935 Get up there, come on. Heh-heh. I'm... 121 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:55,333 Oh, my God. 122 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,611 He's got her in some kind of hippie collar. 123 00:05:59,917 --> 00:06:02,215 I can hear her armpit hair growing from here. 124 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:04,011 We've got to do something. 125 00:06:04,221 --> 00:06:06,917 Okay, even if I agreed with you, what are we gonna do? 126 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:08,955 Let's just center ourselves. There it is. 127 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:12,060 We say we disapprove, we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms. 128 00:06:12,262 --> 00:06:14,287 We need to be smart, to need to hatch a scheme. 129 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:16,329 Hmm. Hatching schemes is not really my wheelhouse. 130 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:18,057 Let's not confine ourselves to your wheelhouse. 131 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:19,929 This problem won't respond to tap dancing 132 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:22,298 or casual revelations that you spent time in New York. 133 00:06:22,506 --> 00:06:24,770 Okay, if you're gonna get Upper East Side about this, I think we're done. 134 00:06:24,975 --> 00:06:26,738 Hey, Winger, check out Annie. 135 00:06:26,944 --> 00:06:29,708 Somebody just went to the top of my to-do list. 136 00:06:32,883 --> 00:06:35,852 Okay, we need to hatch a scheme. Thank you. 137 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:39,720 It's all very simple. 138 00:06:39,923 --> 00:06:43,882 In Annie's world, long before Vaughn, she only had eyes for Troy. 139 00:06:44,094 --> 00:06:46,255 So if Troy becomes a real option, 140 00:06:46,463 --> 00:06:48,988 Annie will drop Vaughn in a hippie's heartbeat. 141 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:50,496 Crash course in manipulation. 142 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,226 You don't actually tell the person what you want them to do. 143 00:06:53,437 --> 00:06:55,735 You help them realize they want to do it 144 00:06:55,939 --> 00:06:58,203 so it can't be traced back to you. 145 00:06:58,775 --> 00:07:00,766 Hmm. Got it. 146 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:06,314 Chemistry, sexy. 147 00:07:06,517 --> 00:07:08,985 You know what else is sexy? Annie. 148 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:13,048 I know Chemistry is sexy, but Annie? I don't see it. 149 00:07:13,657 --> 00:07:15,147 Well, every other guy on campus does. 150 00:07:15,359 --> 00:07:17,088 You really don't see how pretty Annie is? 151 00:07:17,294 --> 00:07:20,388 Maybe it's because I knew her back in high school before she dropped out. 152 00:07:20,597 --> 00:07:22,758 She had braces and acne and a pill addiction. 153 00:07:22,966 --> 00:07:24,456 A nervous breakdown ending with her running 154 00:07:24,668 --> 00:07:25,999 through a plate glass door 155 00:07:26,203 --> 00:07:27,670 "Everyone's a robot." 156 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:29,970 I see what's happening here. 157 00:07:30,173 --> 00:07:32,334 Troy, I want you to clear your head. Done. 158 00:07:32,543 --> 00:07:34,943 I'm gonna describe to you a complete stranger 159 00:07:35,145 --> 00:07:37,909 who happens who happens to be in our study group. 160 00:07:38,115 --> 00:07:40,015 Would you excuse us for a moment? 161 00:07:43,987 --> 00:07:45,784 Annie? 162 00:07:46,390 --> 00:07:47,755 No kidding? 163 00:07:47,958 --> 00:07:50,426 Come on, you gotta be exaggerating. 164 00:07:50,961 --> 00:07:52,394 Oh, man. 165 00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:55,565 Ahem. And she's Jewish? 166 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:57,893 I can't believe I didn't see that. 167 00:07:58,101 --> 00:08:00,126 Well, I guess she deserves another shot. 168 00:08:00,337 --> 00:08:03,204 Oh, wait. Never mind, it's too late, I heard she's hooking up with Vaughn. 169 00:08:03,407 --> 00:08:05,204 Only to make you jealous. What? 170 00:08:05,409 --> 00:08:08,572 She's helplessly in love with you, she's only with Vaughn to get your attention. 171 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,043 And you have to give it to her now, right, Jeff? 172 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:12,641 Sure. 173 00:08:13,617 --> 00:08:17,053 But the point is we're not telling you what to do. 174 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:19,882 Oh, yeah, you didn't hear it from us. 175 00:08:27,764 --> 00:08:29,322 Boo-ya. 176 00:08:29,866 --> 00:08:31,561 I have the weirdest boner. 177 00:08:32,569 --> 00:08:33,866 I saw you die. 178 00:08:34,071 --> 00:08:35,902 How can you be alive? 179 00:08:36,106 --> 00:08:39,439 I guess it's just a bad day for drug-dealing terrorists. 180 00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:43,340 And a good day for Kickpuncher. 181 00:08:43,547 --> 00:08:45,208 All right, guys, you hear that pause 182 00:08:45,415 --> 00:08:47,781 after he says, "And a good day," What do you got for me there? 183 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,715 A good day for a nutritious breakfast. 184 00:08:51,355 --> 00:08:55,121 I don't get it. It's a good day for a terrible movie. 185 00:08:55,859 --> 00:08:58,191 A good day for hair products? 186 00:08:58,395 --> 00:09:01,057 Oh, Buzz, how many times can you keep going to go to that well? 187 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:03,858 Come on, guys, I'm starting to wonder if you deserve 188 00:09:04,067 --> 00:09:06,592 to call yourselves a community college sketch comedy troupe. 189 00:09:06,803 --> 00:09:10,705 I told you, on movie night I need to blow these punks out of the water. 190 00:09:10,907 --> 00:09:12,670 I need Phyllis Diller-grade stuff. 191 00:09:12,876 --> 00:09:16,368 Wouldn't you rather just watch a movie with your friends and have a good time? 192 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,377 What are you, my third wife's therapist? 193 00:09:18,582 --> 00:09:22,450 What if he said, "It's a good day for," And you said, "For being gay?" 194 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:30,721 You are a genius. 195 00:09:30,927 --> 00:09:32,394 He likes gay jokes. 196 00:09:32,596 --> 00:09:34,962 What? I said we write great jokes. 197 00:09:35,165 --> 00:09:36,462 Don't flatter yourselves. 198 00:09:40,103 --> 00:09:41,502 Whoa. 199 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:53,712 Hey, Annie, it's me, Troy. 200 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:56,681 Oh, I don't know where Abed is. I can try calling him if you want. 201 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:59,481 No, I'm not looking for my other half. 202 00:10:01,558 --> 00:10:03,583 I'm looking for you, girl. 203 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,191 Oh. 204 00:10:05,729 --> 00:10:09,995 Yeah, let that sink in for a second. 205 00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:12,029 Mm. 206 00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:17,734 You know, I never noticed how beautiful you are. 207 00:10:17,941 --> 00:10:19,408 Troy, you're being weird. 208 00:10:19,609 --> 00:10:22,373 Sorry it took me so long. They made me find a s-shirt. 209 00:10:22,579 --> 00:10:24,479 Vaughn, you remember Troy. 210 00:10:24,681 --> 00:10:27,548 Um, we went to high school together and he's in my study group. 211 00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:29,514 Hey, what's up, man? Hi, bro. Heh. 212 00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:32,278 I'm not your bro, bro. 213 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,650 Oh, well, actually, everyone is my bro 214 00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:37,554 in the whole entire universe because everything is connected. 215 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:40,753 Rocks, eagles, hats. 216 00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:42,989 Yeah, but some things are more connected than others 217 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,226 like tarantulas and me peeing my pants. 218 00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:48,233 Or me and Annie. What, wait. 219 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:49,427 Troy? What? 220 00:10:49,639 --> 00:10:52,267 Tell him. Tell him that you've been in love with me since high school. 221 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,300 What? 222 00:10:54,511 --> 00:10:55,876 Wait a minute, is that true, Mountain Flower? 223 00:10:56,079 --> 00:10:57,944 No. 224 00:10:58,148 --> 00:10:59,706 I mean... Ugh. 225 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:01,440 I never wanna lie to you. 226 00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:05,451 So I will tell you, I did have feelings for him but it's over, I swear. 227 00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:08,715 You swear? Like Britta swore that she didn't like Jeff. 228 00:11:08,925 --> 00:11:11,951 Then gave him a copy of my poem so he could laugh at me with that Sherri Shepherd lady? 229 00:11:13,163 --> 00:11:15,097 It's happening again. 230 00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:17,290 Your study group is evil. 231 00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:20,431 And you don't deserve ice cream. 232 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:30,802 Well, he's a baby. Now, where were we? 233 00:11:31,281 --> 00:11:33,579 Ugh! I like him. Why would you do that? 234 00:11:33,784 --> 00:11:36,582 Come on, everybody knows you want a cut of the T-Bone steak. 235 00:11:36,787 --> 00:11:39,654 Ugh. Jeff and Britta told me how you feel. 236 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,983 Wait. Jeff and Britta did what now? 237 00:11:43,193 --> 00:11:45,286 Oh, you're even hotter when you're angry. 238 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,224 Let's do this. 239 00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:50,196 Red Shoe Diaries. 240 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,994 I think you know I have a thing for butt stuff. 241 00:11:53,203 --> 00:11:57,196 To Annie's inevitable breakup with Grodie J. McConaughey. 242 00:11:57,407 --> 00:11:58,806 And to her and Troy. 243 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,341 We did the right thing. They belong together. 244 00:12:01,545 --> 00:12:05,242 Plus, their babies will be so cute. 245 00:12:06,249 --> 00:12:07,739 Why would you say that? Come on. 246 00:12:07,951 --> 00:12:10,943 You know that babies are extra cute when the parents are... 247 00:12:12,322 --> 00:12:13,619 Both cute? 248 00:12:16,226 --> 00:12:18,524 Do you want kids? We'll see. 249 00:12:18,728 --> 00:12:21,492 Put on something nice and find me after lunch. 250 00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,926 Hey, guys. Thanks for getting involved in my love life. 251 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,830 That was super cool and mature of you. 252 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,402 Oh, and since you're both clearly idiots, 253 00:12:28,605 --> 00:12:31,540 I should probably let you know that I'm being sarcastic. 254 00:12:33,276 --> 00:12:36,177 Hey, guys, thanks for taking ugly Annie out of the palm of my hand. 255 00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:39,371 And turning her into yet another hottie that will never get with me. 256 00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:45,019 Hey, guys, thanks for eating all the macaroni. 257 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:48,714 Shut up, Leonard, nobody even knows what you're talking about. 258 00:12:49,926 --> 00:12:53,418 I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows. 259 00:12:55,432 --> 00:12:57,332 Let's light this candle. 260 00:12:57,534 --> 00:12:59,263 Who's ready for some Kickpunching? 261 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:02,870 Actually, we decided to watch Runaway instead. Tom Selleck fights mechanical spiders. 262 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,768 What? No, no, you can't do that. 263 00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:07,603 We just watched Kickpuncher, we have to see Kickpuncher 2. 264 00:13:07,811 --> 00:13:09,073 I have so many unanswered questions. 265 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:12,680 No, I wanna watch Tom Selleck fight mechanical spiders. 266 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,350 Yes. Yeah. 267 00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:17,145 My brother died on the set of that movie. 268 00:13:19,456 --> 00:13:23,756 One of the mechanical spiders just went haywire and tore him to pieces. 269 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,360 And Tom Selleck just stood there. 270 00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:29,225 He just stood there and watched him die. 271 00:13:29,432 --> 00:13:32,060 Okay, then, let's watch your Kickpuncher 2 then. 272 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,258 Yeah. Okay. 273 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:36,030 Sorry for your loss. Yeah. That's messed up, dude. 274 00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:39,063 Kickpuncher 2. 275 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,608 My punches were only as strong as my punches. 276 00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:44,109 And then things changed. 277 00:13:44,314 --> 00:13:47,044 Change? Time to change the channel. 278 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,480 This guy's gonna be begging for change if he keeps making movies this bad. 279 00:13:49,686 --> 00:13:52,154 Heh-heh-heh. They should change this movie to something good. 280 00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:55,449 This movie stinks, we better change its diaper. Heh. 281 00:13:55,659 --> 00:13:57,217 That's change we can believe in. 282 00:13:57,661 --> 00:13:59,492 Okay, obviously something strange is happening here. 283 00:13:59,696 --> 00:14:01,960 What do you mean? I'm making jokes during a movie. 284 00:14:02,165 --> 00:14:04,656 Yeah, but you're doing it with the speed and determination 285 00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:06,028 of the incomparable Robin Williams. 286 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,670 Yeah. Maybe I'm just that brilliant. 287 00:14:08,872 --> 00:14:10,499 I think you came prepared. 288 00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:12,868 Dude, even I know you're lame. 289 00:14:13,076 --> 00:14:15,909 And I'm a tenured professor sitting in a beanbag chair. 290 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,239 You're not a professor. Shut up, man. 291 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:21,349 Fine, you got me. 292 00:14:21,551 --> 00:14:23,246 I did a little advanced work. 293 00:14:23,453 --> 00:14:25,318 Pathetic? No. I'll tell you what's pathetic. 294 00:14:25,522 --> 00:14:28,013 You all sitting here making fun of other people's work. 295 00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:29,350 You don't feel good about yourselves 296 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:31,151 so you have to tear down everything around you. 297 00:14:31,361 --> 00:14:33,522 What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breastfeed? 298 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,425 She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference. 299 00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:36,757 You all sicken me. 300 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:39,993 And I will no longer participate in your destructive, negative behavior. 301 00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,693 Pierce, that was deep. 302 00:14:41,905 --> 00:14:44,635 And total BS. Yeah, this isn't about us. 303 00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:46,968 This is a deflection because you can't get a genuine laugh. 304 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,270 Mm-hm. That, in itself, is a laugh. 305 00:14:49,479 --> 00:14:51,071 I know I'm funny and I don't need 306 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,341 any of you people to validate me. Hmm. 307 00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:57,145 Oh! Oh! 308 00:15:01,591 --> 00:15:03,855 Oh, I'm sorry. 309 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,322 Biggest laugh of the night. 310 00:15:05,528 --> 00:15:07,962 Yes, it was. Totally. 311 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:11,166 Then I was going to say, "It's a good day to be gay." 312 00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,259 Annie. 313 00:15:14,871 --> 00:15:17,237 We're sorry, we were worried about your well-being. 314 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,601 I guess we feel like we're sort of all a family. 315 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:23,142 And Jeff and I are like your Greendale parents. 316 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:26,747 You're not my mom, Britta. She would never wear boots that go up that high. 317 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:30,010 And what about respecting me as an adult and as a friend? 318 00:15:30,453 --> 00:15:33,513 Huh. You want to be treated as an adult and a friend? 319 00:15:33,723 --> 00:15:36,089 Try not dating your friend's ex-boyfriend. Find your man. 320 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:37,759 Oh, my. Oh, boy. 321 00:15:37,994 --> 00:15:40,019 But you don't like Vaughn. 322 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,666 No, I don't, but I also don't like seeing him with anyone else. Ta-da! 323 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:46,062 I asked you if you cared and you said no. 324 00:15:46,269 --> 00:15:50,171 Fine. I cared. I'm a girly girl. I like boys. I don't like it when they're mean to me. 325 00:15:50,373 --> 00:15:53,831 I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I'm not that cool. 326 00:15:54,044 --> 00:15:56,604 I'm not Juno, okay, homeslice? 327 00:15:57,313 --> 00:15:59,679 This is what it was about for you? You were jealous? 328 00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:02,283 Oh, please, you can't tell me that you weren't jealous 329 00:16:02,485 --> 00:16:06,012 that Vaughn had his hands all over your debatelmake-out partner. 330 00:16:06,222 --> 00:16:08,850 What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team. 331 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,849 What? 332 00:16:11,061 --> 00:16:14,053 Yeah. That kiss wasn't for pleasure. It was strategic and joyless. 333 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:17,028 What? Yeah. 334 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:20,532 You did get weirdly specific when you were describing Annie's body. 335 00:16:21,971 --> 00:16:24,405 More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta? 336 00:16:24,607 --> 00:16:25,767 What? 337 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:28,569 Does anyone get specific about me? Check your e-mail. 338 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,013 I marked you as spam. Who the hell is Pam? 339 00:16:31,214 --> 00:16:32,238 When you guys first came in, 340 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,576 we were as wholesome and healthy as the family in Brady Bunch. 341 00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:38,151 And now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of The Brady Bunch. 342 00:16:38,354 --> 00:16:40,219 I agree with Abed, this is getting creepy. 343 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:42,357 No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans 344 00:16:42,559 --> 00:16:44,959 and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill." 345 00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:46,992 What? First, I don't talk like that. 346 00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:48,186 Second of all, where I'm from, 347 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,628 it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. 348 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:53,928 You don't see me saying anything crazy about, uh, Abed and Troy's weird, little relationship. 349 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,331 They're just jealous. 350 00:16:55,538 --> 00:16:58,871 All right. All right, maybe we're not a family. Maybe it's more complicated. 351 00:16:59,075 --> 00:17:01,566 Because unlike a real family, 352 00:17:01,778 --> 00:17:05,305 there's nothing to stop any one of us from looking at any of the others 353 00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:08,348 as a sexual prospect. 354 00:17:37,647 --> 00:17:39,308 Why are we even talking about this? 355 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,007 Because you started having sex with Britta's ex-boyfriend. 356 00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:43,708 What? We haven't even kissed. 357 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,785 That doesn't mean you're not having sex. 358 00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,884 Vaughn told me he would take things as slowly as I wanted. 359 00:17:49,092 --> 00:17:51,458 He likes me for who I am and I like him. 360 00:17:54,564 --> 00:17:56,225 You guys hear that? 361 00:18:06,276 --> 00:18:08,471 Annie. Vaughn. 362 00:18:09,279 --> 00:18:10,541 Britta. Hi. 363 00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:13,078 Old man river. Eat me. 364 00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:15,308 Did you get my messages? No. 365 00:18:16,186 --> 00:18:18,450 I threw my phone into the river. 366 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,749 I thought that, "You know, if I can't be with her, who am I gonna call?" 367 00:18:21,958 --> 00:18:26,827 And then I thought, you know, well, my landlord and my sister and you. 368 00:18:28,698 --> 00:18:31,223 Anyway, I've been doing a lot of soul searching, 369 00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:33,902 and this is something I really need to say. 370 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,344 His songs are dumber than he is. 371 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,147 Yeah, but they're honest. 372 00:19:30,426 --> 00:19:31,984 I'll be right here. 373 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:37,431 Vaughn wants to show me a cloud that looks like a pumpkin. Heh. 374 00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:39,625 If that's okay. 375 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:43,628 Annie, it's more than okay. Please date Vaughn. 376 00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:47,275 Or anyone else outside this creepy circle. 377 00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:50,506 I wouldn't hang out with you guys if you were creepy. 378 00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:53,614 Trust me, I have good taste. 379 00:19:57,353 --> 00:19:58,650 Oh, you smell like boysenberries. 380 00:20:00,757 --> 00:20:03,351 So just to be clear, I don't have a shot with any of you? 381 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,891 Ugh. Oh, my God. 382 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,603 I'm dizzy. 383 00:20:22,412 --> 00:20:23,845 I am Kickpuncher. 384 00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:27,813 My cyber punches have the power of kicks. Mm, mm. 385 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,518 I am Punchkicker, meet your match. 386 00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:56,744 I love you, Kickpuncher. 387 00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:59,540 The only thing beyond the reach of my fists 388 00:20:59,749 --> 00:21:02,843 is humanity. Mm-mm. 389 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:05,646 You sure Britta couldn't do your part? 390 00:21:05,855 --> 00:21:07,948 Yeah, I asked her, she wasn't available. 391 00:21:08,157 --> 00:21:09,681 Let's go film the sex scene.