1 00:00:05,517 --> 00:00:07,829 - Good morning, everybody. - Hi, Jeff. 2 00:00:07,997 --> 00:00:09,038 I brought bagels. 3 00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:10,556 I'd love a bagel. 4 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:14,131 Be a perfect beginning... For my first day of billiards class. 5 00:00:15,004 --> 00:00:17,672 Did you pick a special outfit... You can look sexy shooting pool? 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,717 Shirley, I have no idea what you are talkin' about. 7 00:00:22,845 --> 00:00:23,469 13. 8 00:00:23,637 --> 00:00:25,491 Great, so much for "baggels." 9 00:00:26,372 --> 00:00:28,558 - So much for what? - The baggels. 10 00:00:28,848 --> 00:00:29,976 You dropped 'em. 11 00:00:31,019 --> 00:00:32,353 They're called bagels. 12 00:00:32,861 --> 00:00:35,398 I lived in New York, Troy. I know what a baggel is. 13 00:00:36,525 --> 00:00:37,942 What is wrong with you? 14 00:00:38,643 --> 00:00:40,320 - What? - You say bagel wrong. 15 00:00:40,488 --> 00:00:41,863 I say it the same as you. 16 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:43,031 Say it again. 17 00:00:48,287 --> 00:00:49,766 Can we just keep studying? 18 00:00:49,891 --> 00:00:51,456 We're on page 258. 19 00:00:52,374 --> 00:00:54,584 - What "padge" was that? - Two "five -ty" eight. 20 00:00:57,588 --> 00:00:58,980 Check this out. 21 00:01:00,091 --> 00:01:01,925 It's a drawing of Abed with... 22 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:03,638 Hearts all around it. 23 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,971 Strictly speaking, Troy, the bible condemns this friendship. 24 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:08,486 I didn't draw that. 25 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,975 I bought it used. It must have been whoever had it last. 26 00:01:11,270 --> 00:01:12,101 Obviously, 27 00:01:12,269 --> 00:01:14,375 it's a girl who has a crush on Abed. 28 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,647 this is so romantic. 29 00:01:15,815 --> 00:01:19,199 It's just like the notebook, accept, instead of alzheimer's, Abed has... 30 00:01:19,558 --> 00:01:21,361 Someone who likes him. 31 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:23,132 Whoever she is, she's fat. 32 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:25,323 These thick pencil are drawn with a heavy hand. 33 00:01:25,491 --> 00:01:27,170 We gotta find this person for Abed. 34 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,070 Unless it's a boy, we have to find him for Jesus. But, either way, 35 00:01:30,195 --> 00:01:31,537 this is going to be fun. 36 00:01:36,252 --> 00:01:37,726 - Feygnasse Team - 37 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:39,470 La Fabrique ::. 38 00:01:41,357 --> 00:01:43,434 1x17: Physical Education 39 00:01:54,378 --> 00:01:55,427 Class is over. 40 00:01:55,552 --> 00:01:57,105 I'm trying to get you to leave. 41 00:02:00,197 --> 00:02:01,150 Pick that up. 42 00:02:01,318 --> 00:02:02,423 Senor Chang? 43 00:02:03,534 --> 00:02:06,489 We're trying to figure out whose Spanish book this was before Troy's. 44 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:16,416 Jenny Adams. 45 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:19,004 Come on. 46 00:02:19,318 --> 00:02:20,597 If Chinese were psychic, 47 00:02:20,722 --> 00:02:22,964 you'd have started birth control centuries ago. 48 00:02:23,132 --> 00:02:25,425 Her name's in the front of the book, morons. 49 00:02:26,383 --> 00:02:27,343 He's right. 50 00:02:27,789 --> 00:02:30,221 Them, I understand, but how did you not think of that? 51 00:02:30,915 --> 00:02:32,357 I may have been thrown off... 52 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:34,350 by Britta's pronunciation of "bagel." 53 00:02:34,518 --> 00:02:36,436 How you pronounce bagel? Come on. 54 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,188 You're the worst. 55 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,775 We have a name. Jenny Adams. 56 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:47,355 It's a fat girl's name. Might as well be Gravy Jones. 57 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,589 It doesn't matter what she looks like. 58 00:02:49,714 --> 00:02:51,284 This will be great for Abed. 59 00:02:51,976 --> 00:02:52,744 It will? 60 00:02:52,912 --> 00:02:54,620 You not excited about talking to her? 61 00:02:54,788 --> 00:02:56,414 - I wasn't planning on it. - What? 62 00:02:56,582 --> 00:02:59,459 Guys, come on. You heard Abed. He's not interested. Drop it. 63 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,605 You need to mind your business. And, Abed, 64 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:03,921 you need to get with this girl immediately, If not sooner. 65 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:06,529 Abed, for guys like you, 66 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,535 This opportunity only comes around once in a life... 67 00:03:10,004 --> 00:03:10,762 while. 68 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:13,578 It's important to date in college. 69 00:03:13,703 --> 00:03:16,517 It's a time of freedom and exploration, 70 00:03:16,685 --> 00:03:18,347 a time when a simple pillow fight... 71 00:03:18,472 --> 00:03:22,386 between two innocent girls could turn into a steamy night of unbridled lust. 72 00:03:24,718 --> 00:03:26,194 Britta knows all about it. 73 00:03:27,695 --> 00:03:30,281 - You are gonna can't buy me love me? - We're gonna what you? 74 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:33,576 Gonna can't buy me love me. Transform me from zero to hero, geek to chic. 75 00:03:34,719 --> 00:03:37,063 He wants us to love don't cost a thing him. 76 00:03:37,188 --> 00:03:39,442 Can't buy me love was the remake for white audiences. 77 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,126 That's bad when they do that. I can't believe it doesn't insult them. 78 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,065 All right, nobody here... 79 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:49,213 Is can't buy me love-ing... Or love don't cost a thing-ing anyone. 80 00:03:49,623 --> 00:03:51,928 Because we've all seen enough afterschool specials... 81 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:54,472 Fat Albert... To know 82 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,767 that Abed only needs to be himself. 83 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,442 Sure glad there are no old people here. 84 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:04,711 This conversation would probably be total gibberish to them. 85 00:04:05,150 --> 00:04:07,475 Jeff's unprecedentedly right about this. 86 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,410 Abed, when we find this girl, 87 00:04:09,535 --> 00:04:12,198 You're gonna approach her just the way you are, that's good enough. 88 00:04:12,366 --> 00:04:14,480 Yeah, and then you can take her to a nice deli... 89 00:04:14,605 --> 00:04:16,191 And treat her to a baggel. 90 00:04:40,063 --> 00:04:42,103 Nice shooting. Good, clean strokes. 91 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,685 - Thanks. - Form a line, please! 92 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:46,900 My name... 93 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:48,916 is coach Bogner. 94 00:04:50,029 --> 00:04:52,091 Welcome to the art of... 95 00:04:53,079 --> 00:04:53,876 pool. 96 00:04:54,298 --> 00:04:56,159 Which is a Phys. Ed. Class. 97 00:04:56,327 --> 00:04:57,860 Which means... 98 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:01,528 that you all have to wear the proper equipment at all times! 99 00:05:01,653 --> 00:05:02,665 So suit up. 100 00:05:03,005 --> 00:05:04,584 See you back on the felt in five. 101 00:05:07,385 --> 00:05:09,338 You're gonna look like an ass in those. 102 00:05:10,304 --> 00:05:12,835 Shut up, Leonard. I talked to your son on family day. 103 00:05:13,069 --> 00:05:14,802 I know all about your gambling. 104 00:05:16,456 --> 00:05:17,487 Touche. 105 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:22,034 All right, everybody just hang out and be casual. 106 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:26,230 My sources tell me that Jenny Adams is the blonde who's reading right there. 107 00:05:28,477 --> 00:05:29,484 That's her? 108 00:05:29,652 --> 00:05:30,762 She's pretty! 109 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:33,529 Whit which is not a surprise at all, Abed. 110 00:05:34,469 --> 00:05:36,461 Abed, we're gonna be here for moral support. 111 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,159 Go over there and do your thing. 112 00:05:38,327 --> 00:05:39,637 - Be yourself. - Got it. 113 00:05:39,762 --> 00:05:41,067 - Great. - Cool. 114 00:05:50,506 --> 00:05:52,305 - What you doing? - I'm being myself. 115 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:53,841 Go be yourself by Jenny. 116 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:57,553 I wouldn't go. 117 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,056 - How do you know that? - A lifetime of observation. 118 00:06:00,224 --> 00:06:03,267 Do you think there a version of you that might go over there? 119 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:05,835 - Absolutely. - Could you be him? 120 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:18,407 What was that? 121 00:06:18,575 --> 00:06:21,221 A different version of me. I think it was a vampire. 122 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:24,956 If this is gonna turn ugly, I can't be here, I'm a two-striker. 123 00:06:25,124 --> 00:06:26,908 No, Pierce, please. Hang on. 124 00:06:27,158 --> 00:06:29,043 Abed, will you excuse us, please? 125 00:06:31,672 --> 00:06:33,501 I know that we're all good people, 126 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:36,033 and good people believe that people should be themselves. 127 00:06:36,158 --> 00:06:38,135 If Abed is himself, he's gonna die alone. 128 00:06:38,303 --> 00:06:40,462 If we let him be someone else without our help... 129 00:06:40,587 --> 00:06:41,556 Be right back. 130 00:06:44,248 --> 00:06:45,490 I'm out of here. 131 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:25,186 - You're not in uniform. - Yeah, about that. 132 00:07:25,526 --> 00:07:28,088 We seriously have to wear shorts to play pool? 133 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:30,674 If you play in this class, it's regulation. 134 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:32,301 Pool or regulation you? 135 00:07:32,755 --> 00:07:35,110 Do you have something against playing pool 136 00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:37,723 with a full range of motion and optimal comfort? 137 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,391 I'm comfortable in my clothes. 138 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,477 - I bet you are. - I'm sorry? 139 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:44,606 I said, I bet you're comfortable 140 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,857 dressed like a model instead of an athlete, 141 00:07:47,025 --> 00:07:48,108 sippin' martinis 142 00:07:48,276 --> 00:07:50,486 and smoking Instead of keeping your game. 143 00:07:50,654 --> 00:07:53,577 Listen, man. You're implying I'm some sort of pool poser, 144 00:07:53,702 --> 00:07:56,075 because I don't want to wear a bathing suit. 145 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,983 You're the weird one. 146 00:07:58,213 --> 00:07:59,203 That's weird. 147 00:07:59,371 --> 00:08:00,299 Not me. 148 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,165 - Nobody plays pool like that. - What do you call this? 149 00:08:04,391 --> 00:08:06,313 I call that your personal business, okay? 150 00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:07,766 And I call this class... 151 00:08:07,891 --> 00:08:10,333 the desecration of America's coolest sport. 152 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:13,133 Yeah, see? Right there. "Coolest sport"! 153 00:08:13,898 --> 00:08:16,675 I want everybody to know what's going on here. 154 00:08:16,898 --> 00:08:18,375 This hipster 155 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,432 is dropping this class. 156 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,967 Because he cares more about what he looks like... 157 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,916 than how he's playing. 158 00:08:25,041 --> 00:08:28,147 Please. You're the one with the rules about clothes. 159 00:08:28,393 --> 00:08:29,412 And, by the way, 160 00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:31,777 I could kick your ass all over that table. 161 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,654 Is that a challenge? 162 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,532 Because if you play me in pool, 163 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,125 you play me in shorts! 164 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,537 And if you can't do that, my point's already made. 165 00:08:43,418 --> 00:08:46,031 I don't have anything to prove to you. 166 00:08:48,246 --> 00:08:49,371 You're stupid. 167 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:51,171 This is stupid! 168 00:08:51,633 --> 00:08:53,871 Pool in shorts is stupid! 169 00:08:55,010 --> 00:08:56,719 Vanity, thy name is... 170 00:08:58,070 --> 00:08:59,078 his name. 171 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,598 It's first day. I didn't catch it. 172 00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:04,560 Okay, Abed. We know that, normally, you wouldn't approach a girl, 173 00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,937 But if you don't learn how, you won't get Jenny. 174 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:09,189 And you got two days. Then I'm going after her. 175 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,859 What? I'm incentivizing him. 176 00:09:12,027 --> 00:09:15,279 Also, if she's into Abed, let's face it. Anybody could hit that. 177 00:09:15,447 --> 00:09:17,948 Understood, I need to change who I am to someone likable. 178 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,876 No, sweetie. It's not about changing. 179 00:09:20,001 --> 00:09:22,369 - It's about learning. - Learning to change? 180 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:25,688 Good grief! Clear the chickens off the runway. 181 00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:29,585 I'll be the bad guy. Yes, you need to be someone else. 182 00:09:29,753 --> 00:09:31,464 Someone who gets a girlfriend. 183 00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,831 Because I can't think of anything more frightening... 184 00:09:34,651 --> 00:09:38,202 than a half-polish, half-arab virgin in his 30s. 185 00:09:38,566 --> 00:09:41,221 One way or the other, that story ends with an explosion. 186 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,390 Let's try a practice run. 187 00:09:43,558 --> 00:09:45,749 All right, Annie, you sit here, okay? 188 00:09:45,874 --> 00:09:47,186 And be a girl. 189 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,480 Abed, you take a run at her. Let see what you got. 190 00:09:57,861 --> 00:09:59,163 What are you reading? 191 00:10:00,022 --> 00:10:01,325 Pride and Prejudice. 192 00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:06,736 So you're familiar with two sins. 193 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,041 How about a third? 194 00:10:15,647 --> 00:10:18,240 I don't think we're allowed to smoke in here. 195 00:10:19,426 --> 00:10:21,094 Then you picked the wrong outfit. 196 00:10:23,411 --> 00:10:24,473 Didn't you? 197 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,519 What are you doing? 198 00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:30,395 Mad Men's Don Draper... 199 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,313 Weird. 200 00:10:31,481 --> 00:10:33,398 - Put your tongue in her ear. - I liked it. 201 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,763 Don't be him. He cheats on his wife. 202 00:10:35,888 --> 00:10:37,569 Be somebody nice, like Mike Brady. 203 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:41,156 He always had that housekeeper throwing herself at him, he never touched her. 204 00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:43,428 Don't be Mike Brady. Mike Brady's not sexy. 205 00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,577 You should be like Jo from Facts of Life. 206 00:10:47,453 --> 00:10:48,997 But, the dude version. 207 00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:50,123 I knew it. 208 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:51,706 You should be like Calvin. 209 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:54,253 His best friend was a tiger. He always went on adventures. 210 00:10:54,378 --> 00:10:56,046 If there's a problem, he peed on it. 211 00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:58,036 - Calvin Coolidge? - No, you guys, 212 00:10:58,161 --> 00:11:00,411 Don Draper was clearly the sexiest. 213 00:11:03,306 --> 00:11:04,596 What are you guys doing? 214 00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:07,377 Teaching me to be someone else. 215 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:09,393 For God's sake. What did I tell you? 216 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,922 For God's sakes, everybody, do whatever you want! 217 00:11:14,047 --> 00:11:15,274 Leave each other alone! 218 00:11:16,523 --> 00:11:18,318 That's a good Jeff. How'd you do that? 219 00:11:18,486 --> 00:11:20,457 10% Dick Van Dyke, 20% Sam Malone, 220 00:11:20,582 --> 00:11:23,782 40% Zach Braff from Scrubs, and 30% Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry. 221 00:11:24,112 --> 00:11:25,951 - Zach Braff? - Sorry. 222 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,911 What if you just did Jeff for Jenny? 223 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:29,655 And your point is? 224 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,819 I don't want any part of this. 225 00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:35,206 And I can't believe that you're still doing it... 226 00:11:35,331 --> 00:11:37,854 after I already explained the obvious lessons, 227 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:39,840 smacking you in the face. 228 00:11:40,008 --> 00:11:43,343 - Why aren't you in billiards class? - Because I don't look cool in shorts! 229 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:48,410 'cause I'm not cool in shorts! 230 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,267 That was good. 231 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:51,935 That was really good. 232 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:58,567 I don't want to spoil the ending, but... Pride ends up with Prejudice. 233 00:11:59,647 --> 00:12:00,402 Funny. 234 00:12:00,827 --> 00:12:01,678 I know. 235 00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:05,098 Stick with me, and you'll get a laugh or two. That's the Abed guarantee. 236 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,663 I feel like I've seen you before. 237 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,457 - It's working. - I know. 238 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:16,960 I get that a lot, from art students. I'm told my face is made for sketching. 239 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:20,255 I'd rather think it was made for kissing. 240 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:22,787 How'bout for punching? 241 00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:28,953 What are you doing hitting on my girlfriend, ugly? 242 00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:31,475 This is awkward. 243 00:12:32,175 --> 00:12:33,101 My God. 244 00:12:33,406 --> 00:12:34,706 It's a white Abed. 245 00:12:34,941 --> 00:12:37,439 It's like Abed, but employable. 246 00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,233 Let's do this, boss? 247 00:12:39,699 --> 00:12:40,901 Let's go, slumdog. 248 00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,851 And one last lost and found announcement, 249 00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:48,429 Jeff Winger, I've been informed by coach Bogner 250 00:12:48,554 --> 00:12:50,715 that you left your panties in his pool class. 251 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:53,431 Better pick those up. 252 00:12:53,556 --> 00:12:55,585 When is he gonna stop doing that? 253 00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:57,847 Do you know he called me a hipster? 254 00:12:58,015 --> 00:12:58,806 Hipster! 255 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:03,061 Do hipsters walk around wearing $300 jeans from Italy? 256 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:06,522 Can we please talk about Abed? Thanks to us, his heart's been broken. 257 00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:08,993 I hate to say that I told you so. 258 00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:11,078 So I'll shout it through cupped hands. 259 00:13:11,203 --> 00:13:12,352 I told you so! 260 00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:13,946 We were only trying to help. 261 00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:16,219 Come on. Who are we kidding? Jeff's right... 262 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,328 Abed was happy being Abed, till we had... 263 00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:20,731 to sully his mind with thoughts of love... 264 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,956 and romance... and vaginas. 265 00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,398 The big three. That's how they call 'em. 266 00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:28,806 Poor Abed, he's probably too sad to get out of bed this morning. 267 00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:34,133 - About yesterday... - You guys must be pretty upset. 268 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,072 Why would we be upset? 269 00:13:36,197 --> 00:13:38,361 It's important for you that I get a girlfriend. 270 00:13:38,522 --> 00:13:41,057 When Jenny went off with white Abed, It must have really hurt. 271 00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:44,268 - It did. - White Abed? 272 00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:47,227 Jenny's boyfriend is a white guy that's almost identical to Abed. 273 00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:49,440 Joey, that's why the sketch was in Troy's book. 274 00:13:50,014 --> 00:13:53,194 - Does that make Abed "brown Joey"? - If you are racist about it. 275 00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:56,535 You know we just want you to be happy? 276 00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,450 Everybody wants me to be happy. Everybody wants to help me. 277 00:13:59,729 --> 00:14:02,659 When they find out they can't, they get frustrated and stop talking to me. 278 00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:05,331 Or trick me into buying them ice cream and shove me into a dryer. 279 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:09,335 I didn't want it to happen with you, wanted to be sure it felt like you help. 280 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:13,381 Truth is, lots of girls like me, let's face it, I'm pretty adorable. 281 00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:17,345 And my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, so... 282 00:14:17,722 --> 00:14:19,262 I'm used to them approaching me. 283 00:14:20,639 --> 00:14:22,849 So we didn't damage your self esteem or anything? 284 00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:25,476 But self esteem is falling out of my butt. 285 00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:27,812 That's why I changed for you. 286 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:30,148 When you know who you are and what you like about you, 287 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,859 changing for other people isn't such a big deal. 288 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:38,740 You're a God. 289 00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:43,752 If you'll all excuse me... 290 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:46,956 I have a man to beat in pool while wearing shorts. 291 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,170 Is that code for going number one, or number two? 292 00:14:53,557 --> 00:14:55,083 You've inspired me too. 293 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,813 People can mock me all they want. 294 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,216 I don't care how I say the word "baggel." 295 00:15:03,432 --> 00:15:05,913 - She said "baggel." - Would you like another one? 296 00:15:08,514 --> 00:15:10,190 Nice cross corner, Leonard. 297 00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:11,116 Totally. 298 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,222 I'd like to see Jeff Winger try that shot 299 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,390 without the benefit of his stylish clothing. 300 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,609 Would you? 301 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,825 Shouldn't you be at a urban outfitters? 302 00:15:23,144 --> 00:15:25,008 I'll go there later, if I feel like it. 303 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,894 But first, I have to hand someone 304 00:15:27,019 --> 00:15:29,540 their tightly polyester-swaddled ass in a game of pool. 305 00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,085 Burn. 306 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,536 Do you wanna talk about clothes like a girl? 307 00:15:34,841 --> 00:15:38,382 Or use tapered sticks to hit balls around a cushioned table, like a man? 308 00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:40,009 Balls, like a man. 309 00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:41,594 Rack 'em! 310 00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:43,905 I'll break. 311 00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,140 Why? 'cause it looks cool? 312 00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:47,514 I don't know. 313 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,069 You tell me. 314 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:13,838 Get out of the way. 315 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,559 Let me just clean this side of the table, all right? 316 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,477 There you go. See that? 317 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:35,871 - What do you think of that? - See, you haven't learned anything! 318 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,526 Except how to look cool playing pool in shorts! 319 00:16:38,808 --> 00:16:39,898 You're wrong. 320 00:16:40,023 --> 00:16:42,905 I'm just having a good time because I love playin' pool. 321 00:16:43,571 --> 00:16:44,445 Liar! 322 00:16:45,024 --> 00:16:46,868 You think you look cool. 323 00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:49,560 How cool... 324 00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:51,330 is this? 325 00:16:55,085 --> 00:16:58,963 Stop projecting your obsession with clothes onto me as an excuse 326 00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:01,250 for when I beat you in a game 327 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,425 of real pool! 328 00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:04,177 You wanna play real pool? 329 00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,722 I'll play real pool. 330 00:17:08,454 --> 00:17:10,266 Now who doesn't care how they look? 331 00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:11,267 Me! 332 00:17:12,644 --> 00:17:14,841 - Shouldn't you be stopping this? - Soon, soon. 333 00:17:14,966 --> 00:17:16,939 Just... gathering evidence. 334 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,777 Three to one against Winger. Who's on? 335 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,590 Tres. 336 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,017 You know what, Jeff? 337 00:17:55,212 --> 00:17:57,104 One of us is about to win this game. 338 00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:01,423 But years from now, when the story's retold... 339 00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:03,673 all they're gonna remember... 340 00:18:05,093 --> 00:18:06,991 Is one of us loved clothes. 341 00:18:07,870 --> 00:18:09,405 And the other loved... 342 00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:11,995 the game. 343 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,978 Look at me. Look at me! 344 00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:22,149 You beat me. 345 00:19:22,888 --> 00:19:26,068 From now on, you play pool dressed however you choose. 346 00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:27,737 I choose shorts. 347 00:19:29,474 --> 00:19:30,781 I choose shorts! 348 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,661 Shorts! 349 00:19:33,282 --> 00:19:34,735 You son of a bitch. 350 00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:37,913 You magnificent son of a bitch! 351 00:19:44,755 --> 00:19:45,755 That was awesome. 352 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,204 Let me get in here. 353 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,817 Okay, you're sweaty. All right, all right. 354 00:19:54,396 --> 00:19:55,222 Nice game. 355 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,669 I hope this doesn't sound too... 356 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:01,145 forward, but... 357 00:20:02,388 --> 00:20:04,497 Could you introduce me to your friend? 358 00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:11,763 You know what? 359 00:20:11,998 --> 00:20:13,369 I know that guy's m.o., 360 00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,118 and I think it's better if you introduce yourself. 361 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:23,334 - Courtney. - Abed. 362 00:20:26,946 --> 00:20:27,813 Man... 363 00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:29,958 why couldn't I be brown Joey? 364 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,550 - Here's the spanish book. - Thank you. 365 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,433 - Did you finally get your own book? - Something like that. 366 00:20:46,577 --> 00:20:47,726 Wait a second. 367 00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:53,924 It's okay. Let's have cookies. 368 00:21:03,365 --> 00:21:05,882 - My cousin's funeral is today. - That was today? 369 00:21:06,007 --> 00:21:08,400 I knew there was some reason I couldn't do this today. 370 00:21:08,525 --> 00:21:09,615 Poor Demetri.