1 00:00:00,919 --> 00:00:02,650 I had to get up so early for my bus 2 00:00:02,857 --> 00:00:05,384 I caught what Cinemax gets up to at night. 3 00:00:05,595 --> 00:00:06,620 Subscription cancelled. 4 00:00:06,831 --> 00:00:08,858 I got that channel for Eddie Murphy movies, not stimulation. 5 00:00:09,069 --> 00:00:11,471 Why are you taking the bus? What happened to your minivan? 6 00:00:11,674 --> 00:00:15,511 My ex-husband needed it. The person he's dating works at a club 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,843 an hour from the city. 8 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:20,114 Oh. Well, I'll play a violin for them and maybe she can strip to it. 9 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,353 Kind people are always kind, Britta. Not just when it's easy. 10 00:00:23,832 --> 00:00:25,562 As we stand, once again 11 00:00:25,769 --> 00:00:28,764 upon the deadline to drop or add classes, 12 00:00:28,975 --> 00:00:31,947 I hereby present this semester's Jeff Winger pick 13 00:00:32,148 --> 00:00:36,111 for ultimate blow-off class: Beginner Pottery. 14 00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:39,352 Your last "blow off" class ended up teaching me to live in the moment. 15 00:00:39,562 --> 00:00:41,623 Which I will always regret and never do again. 16 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,963 This one's different. I researched. 17 00:00:44,172 --> 00:00:45,664 You don't have to make a good pot. 18 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:49,246 You get an art credit for participation. 19 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:52,854 This class is like a redhead that drinks Scotch and loves Die Hard. 20 00:00:53,057 --> 00:00:54,788 I suggest you all get her number. 21 00:00:54,994 --> 00:00:56,827 Ahoy. 22 00:00:57,365 --> 00:00:58,925 Guess which class I signed up for. 23 00:00:59,135 --> 00:01:00,228 Singing with Tennille? 24 00:01:02,676 --> 00:01:03,666 Sailing. 25 00:01:03,878 --> 00:01:05,814 The nearest body of water is two and a half hours away. 26 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:07,041 Leagues, Abed. 27 00:01:07,251 --> 00:01:09,118 We don't measure water by hours. 28 00:01:09,322 --> 00:01:13,319 It's a one-week intensive that gives you hands-on experience on a real boat 29 00:01:13,530 --> 00:01:15,728 right here in the parking lot. 30 00:01:15,936 --> 00:01:17,336 I'd rather learn boats than pots. 31 00:01:17,538 --> 00:01:20,670 I was gonna take a class on how to put together an online dating profile. 32 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:22,906 But I think sailing in the parking lot is less pathetic. 33 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,818 A black person on a sail boat? I gotta see this. I'm in. 34 00:01:27,025 --> 00:01:28,756 How about you, Abed? You wanna sail with us? 35 00:01:28,962 --> 00:01:31,524 There's black people. Mm-hm. Two. 36 00:01:35,107 --> 00:01:36,736 All right. 37 00:01:36,944 --> 00:01:40,246 Hello, ladies. What you guys making, big balls here? 38 00:01:40,451 --> 00:01:43,184 Oh, yeah. You guys getting dirty? Nice. 39 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:46,089 What are you looking at? Heh, heh. All right. 40 00:01:46,296 --> 00:01:49,530 Hey, Laura Ingalls. Home Depot guy. 41 00:01:49,737 --> 00:01:52,071 Who's making pots, huh? 42 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:54,746 Let's participate this thing. Let's do this. 43 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:56,074 Ladies, I don't know why you're laughing. 44 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,344 I do wanna make my mom an ashtray. 45 00:01:58,554 --> 00:01:59,544 Okay. 46 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,130 Hello, my precious blueberries. 47 00:02:07,338 --> 00:02:09,707 Hello. Hi. 48 00:02:09,910 --> 00:02:14,647 All right, let's spin those wheels and play with some clay. 49 00:02:15,221 --> 00:02:17,453 Now, there's one and only one rule in this class. 50 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:21,291 I will tolerate no reenacting, whether it's ironic or sincere, 51 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:25,099 of the Patrick Swayze-Demi Moore pottery scene in Ghost. 52 00:02:25,307 --> 00:02:28,040 Ever since that movie was released in 1990, 53 00:02:28,247 --> 00:02:34,556 I have seen every conceivable variation of what I call ghosting. 54 00:02:34,827 --> 00:02:37,731 This can be guy-on-girl, girl-on-guy. 55 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:40,700 The hilarious guy-on-guy. 56 00:02:44,245 --> 00:02:46,682 So since it never stopped, 57 00:02:47,485 --> 00:02:53,054 I had to adopt a zero-Ghost- tolerance policy. 58 00:02:53,263 --> 00:02:55,928 If you so much as hum three notes from that Righteous Brothers song 59 00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:58,664 with God as my witness, I will come at you 60 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:01,038 with everything I've got, okay? 61 00:03:01,446 --> 00:03:02,505 Let's have a great time. 62 00:03:06,223 --> 00:03:07,384 I'm making falafel. 63 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,289 Mm. Not edible. 64 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:14,906 What are you making? 65 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,132 A vase. 66 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:19,372 Hey, guys. Yep? 67 00:03:19,582 --> 00:03:20,983 Look what I made. 68 00:03:21,186 --> 00:03:23,315 A participant badge. 69 00:03:27,565 --> 00:03:28,932 I don't know how. 70 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:32,403 I mean, I just stuck my hands into the clay and it happened. 71 00:03:32,608 --> 00:03:34,635 You look at me. 72 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:36,315 You have a gift. 73 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,314 Jeff's competitive side had come out before, 74 00:03:39,522 --> 00:03:42,791 he had even displayed envy, but on that first day of Pottery class... 75 00:03:42,996 --> 00:03:43,986 Abed. Yeah? 76 00:03:44,198 --> 00:03:47,068 What did we discuss? No voiceover. I'm sorry. 77 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:48,497 It is kind of a crutch. 78 00:03:57,859 --> 00:03:59,350 I've never been on a boat before. 79 00:03:59,562 --> 00:04:00,656 I didn't know what to wear. 80 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:02,792 Yeah, it's intimidating. 81 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:04,437 We're in Pierce's world now. 82 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,167 He's got all the boat clothes, and look at him christen. 83 00:04:07,378 --> 00:04:09,541 If that were me, I would have broken the bottle. 84 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,188 I'm Professor Slaughter. 85 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:16,385 Welcome aboard the S.S. Nose Candy, 86 00:04:16,596 --> 00:04:18,498 purchased through government auction. 87 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:19,828 Oh, that's nice. 88 00:04:20,037 --> 00:04:22,770 It's not nice. It's your only weapon against the raging sea. 89 00:04:22,976 --> 00:04:24,843 If you don't know how to use her, you're dead. 90 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:28,508 Together, you will work as one crew. You will succeed or fail as one crew. 91 00:04:28,721 --> 00:04:30,816 You will consider this parking lot the ocean. 92 00:04:31,025 --> 00:04:32,722 Whatever you drop, you lose. 93 00:04:32,929 --> 00:04:35,024 Mishandle the sails, you capsize and die. 94 00:04:35,769 --> 00:04:37,762 Now, does Little Miss Nice have a name? 95 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:39,702 Shirley Bennett. 96 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,574 Well, now you're Captain Shirley Bennett. 97 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:45,549 Aw, man. You will follow her every order. 98 00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:47,053 Oh. 99 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:50,965 I've never been a captain before. I have. 100 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,636 I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm 101 00:04:53,838 --> 00:04:55,933 and only had one casualty. 102 00:04:56,142 --> 00:04:57,907 Jet skis only hold two people. 103 00:04:58,113 --> 00:04:59,810 Exactly. Saved half the crew. 104 00:05:00,017 --> 00:05:02,716 Pottery is much cooler than I thought. And harder. 105 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:05,861 Well, except for that guy Rich. He's like a natural. 106 00:05:06,062 --> 00:05:09,262 Yeah. I'm worried about the effect that it's having on Jeff, though. 107 00:05:09,469 --> 00:05:12,100 Yeah, someone call a shrink. What? 108 00:05:12,308 --> 00:05:14,369 Well, you're usually the cool one. 109 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,449 Abed, you understand the point of a blow-off class is to blow it off? 110 00:05:18,654 --> 00:05:21,557 Not to be cool at making really important mud pies. 111 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,221 Not willing to admit he's talented? No, because he's not. 112 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:29,033 If I ever make an effort in that class, you'd think I was the cat's pajamas. 113 00:05:29,242 --> 00:05:30,905 "Cat's pajamas"? 114 00:05:31,112 --> 00:05:32,205 Okay, Pierce. 115 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:36,051 Wow. Somebody's mommy gave him too much praise. 116 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:38,525 Man, so did someone's psych teacher. 117 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:45,967 Oh, Señor Chang. 118 00:05:46,175 --> 00:05:50,172 Yes, I was robbed at the YMCA. Again. 119 00:05:55,695 --> 00:05:59,795 All right, let's do this. 120 00:06:10,023 --> 00:06:12,425 Jeff, do you know what you are? 121 00:06:12,628 --> 00:06:13,995 You're special. 122 00:06:14,198 --> 00:06:16,031 You're very special, Jeff. 123 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:19,731 You're the most special little boy in the world. 124 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:32,932 Take her back to harbor. 125 00:06:33,136 --> 00:06:36,631 Flank the sheets and trim the headsail. 126 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:41,276 Eyes on me for a moment. 127 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:44,151 I don't see students here, I see seamen. 128 00:06:44,592 --> 00:06:46,027 And I didn't create them. 129 00:06:46,229 --> 00:06:49,794 From the moment you climbed aboard, I saw seamen inside you. 130 00:06:50,003 --> 00:06:53,100 More importantly, you've stopped giggling at the word "seamen." 131 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:55,006 And that's the mark of a real seaman. 132 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,510 All right, as you were. 133 00:06:57,719 --> 00:07:01,158 Okay, then. Crew, make fast the topping lift. 134 00:07:01,359 --> 00:07:02,760 I'll get the rope. 135 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,667 Oh, my God. Damn. He's ghost riding the jib. 136 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,473 Pierce, hang on. 137 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:12,911 That hat's gone. Lost at sea. 138 00:07:13,116 --> 00:07:15,609 I might be able to reach it. It landed on that Hyundai. 139 00:07:16,824 --> 00:07:19,556 I mean, mermaid's car. 140 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:21,391 Get back on this boat. 141 00:07:21,599 --> 00:07:22,589 No, no, no. 142 00:07:23,203 --> 00:07:26,642 Well, I spoke too soon. Everybody gets a D. 143 00:07:27,111 --> 00:07:29,479 If I had chosen to hit you with a storm just then, 144 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:30,981 you all would have failed. 145 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,280 You better get your crew in line, captain. 146 00:07:35,327 --> 00:07:37,160 Permission to speak? Mm-hm. 147 00:07:37,364 --> 00:07:40,302 You really screwed the pooch on that one, captain. 148 00:07:40,504 --> 00:07:41,768 And I can't swim. 149 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:46,176 So, you see, ladies, it's actually a working fountain 150 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:47,715 with a bird. 151 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:51,684 Heh, heh, heh. Hey, Jeff, 152 00:07:51,894 --> 00:07:53,590 ready to make some art in the shape of a vase? 153 00:07:53,798 --> 00:07:55,426 No, can't. 154 00:07:55,634 --> 00:07:57,536 Ooh, ouch. Let me take a look. 155 00:07:57,739 --> 00:08:01,337 Rich, being good at Beginner Pottery doesn't mean you can heal people. 156 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:04,382 That's true. But my medical degree does. 157 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,145 I'm a doctor. A doctor? 158 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,722 I just take pottery to unwind. 159 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:11,330 I haven't lost a patient in five years. Puts a lot of pressure on a person. 160 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,060 So the good news is this is neither sprained nor broken. 161 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:17,209 Oh, thank God. But I'll have to get a second opinion 162 00:08:17,411 --> 00:08:19,313 from a guy in my basket-weaving class. 163 00:08:20,885 --> 00:08:22,855 That's great. It's funny. 164 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:27,059 Good to see you getting along with Rich. What's he like? 165 00:08:27,866 --> 00:08:30,564 He's a ringer. A what? 166 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:33,105 You know, a con man, a grifter, a ringer. 167 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:37,409 He's an expert potter who signs up for novice classes to impress people. 168 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:39,851 If he wants to impress, why join a pottery class? 169 00:08:40,056 --> 00:08:41,685 Why not just say, "Hi, I'm a doctor"? 170 00:08:41,894 --> 00:08:43,385 Because he's crazy. 171 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,964 And fancy jobs don't impress people. 172 00:08:46,168 --> 00:08:47,899 You weren't impressed I'm a lawyer. 173 00:08:48,106 --> 00:08:50,633 Anyone can be a lawyer. You can even represent yourself. 174 00:08:50,845 --> 00:08:53,874 You can't do surgery on yourself. It's illegal. You'd get arrested. 175 00:08:54,084 --> 00:08:55,643 And then you'd get a free lawyer. 176 00:08:55,855 --> 00:08:57,722 Rich showed me how to make a flared lip on my pot 177 00:08:57,926 --> 00:09:00,089 and check for breast lumps. Ha. 178 00:09:00,898 --> 00:09:02,834 I don't know how, and I don't know when, 179 00:09:03,036 --> 00:09:05,029 but one day that guy is gonna slip up 180 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,973 and when that happens, I am gonna be there to expose him. 181 00:09:08,179 --> 00:09:10,376 Jeff, check it out. If your finger's still bugging you, 182 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,576 just get creative. 183 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:16,523 I wanna kiss you on the mouth. I'm sorry? 184 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:24,110 Hey, Rich. Hey. 185 00:09:24,311 --> 00:09:26,508 Don't run so fast, you're among friends. 186 00:09:26,717 --> 00:09:29,449 How you doing, Jeff? What's up? Not much, nada mucho. 187 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,124 Noddily Merchant. 188 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:33,420 Just want to thank you, Doc Potterywood, 189 00:09:33,629 --> 00:09:35,394 for taking a look at my finger. 190 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,370 Anytime. Doc Potterywood, I like it. 191 00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:41,306 Have you taken many pottery classes? 192 00:09:41,512 --> 00:09:43,004 No, this is my first. 193 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,411 Of the year? Ever. 194 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,315 No pottery at doctor school? Medical school? 195 00:09:46,522 --> 00:09:47,752 Pottery school. Pottery school? 196 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,088 Oh, pottery school? How long? 197 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,927 Jeff, it's kind of weird, I feel I'm being interrogated, 198 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,835 but by someone who doesn't really wanna know anything important. 199 00:09:58,079 --> 00:10:01,279 Oh, hey, New Mexico. Long way from home. 200 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:03,786 Yeah. Well, I did my residency in Santa Fe. 201 00:10:03,991 --> 00:10:05,391 Santa Fe. Yeah. 202 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:09,089 Can I give you a lift somewhere? Oh, no, thanks. 203 00:10:09,301 --> 00:10:10,291 I'm getting there. 204 00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:21,926 Did you sleep here? Only for a few hours. 205 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:25,699 Guess where Rich is from. Couldn't have been Crazy Town. 206 00:10:25,901 --> 00:10:29,705 You'd have gone to school together. Santa Fe, New Mexico. 207 00:10:29,909 --> 00:10:32,573 Nobody gets out of Santa Fe without learning to make a pot. 208 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:36,380 Forty-five percent Hispanic. Fifth-highest Native American population. 209 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:39,288 They eat and breathe clay there. 210 00:10:39,495 --> 00:10:41,830 I think some of this research may have been done on Wikipedia. 211 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,367 You're mocking me? You? 212 00:10:44,571 --> 00:10:46,268 No, you, fine, go ahead, mock me. 213 00:10:46,475 --> 00:10:49,311 Oh, Jeff, you're Goldblum-ing. Goldblum-ing? 214 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:53,650 Heh. What? I, uh... I don't even know what that means. 215 00:10:53,857 --> 00:10:56,453 Look, I have work to do before class 216 00:10:56,663 --> 00:10:58,895 because I wanna catch Rich when he slips up. 217 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:01,732 But who even cares if he's pretending to be a beginner? 218 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,876 Pottery cares. Integrity cares. 219 00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:07,447 Look, I don't care. I just care that he cares. 220 00:11:07,652 --> 00:11:09,587 It's lame that he cares. 221 00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:11,918 Shoelace came untied. Could happen to anybody. 222 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:14,063 That's your excuse? Britta weighs 5 pounds. 223 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:16,063 Troy can't swim. I've never seen the ocean. 224 00:11:16,268 --> 00:11:18,534 Uh, I can swim, racist. 225 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:20,835 Listen to me. On my boat, the crew comes first. 226 00:11:21,045 --> 00:11:25,076 No single person is above it. You either shape up or ship the hell out. 227 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:28,122 Now I know what the C in captain stands for. 228 00:11:28,326 --> 00:11:29,487 Crab apple. 229 00:11:29,696 --> 00:11:32,633 Shirley, I thought you said that kind people were always kind. 230 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:34,828 Yes. And strong people change. 231 00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:37,909 If the sea was always still and calm, nobody would respect her. 232 00:11:38,112 --> 00:11:39,273 I'm like the sea. Hey. 233 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:43,550 Cuckoo birds, do you mind? This is important. 234 00:11:43,757 --> 00:11:45,589 College is where most mental problems activate. 235 00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:47,957 I hope I get multiple personalities. 236 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,966 I get lonely in long showers. 237 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,973 The barometer's dropping. The temperature is warm, 238 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:59,153 but we're heading into a high-pressure flow. 239 00:11:59,789 --> 00:12:02,191 That's a perfect storm. 240 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:04,458 Reef the mainsail and furl the jib. 241 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,464 Is that nautical talk or urban speak? 242 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:09,665 We have to turn back. Accidental jibe. 243 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,344 Hit the deck. 244 00:12:14,084 --> 00:12:15,211 Oh! Man overboard. 245 00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,787 Oh, my God, Pierce is dead! 246 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:18,721 No, wait. His stomach is moving. 247 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,395 Oh, my God. Pierce. 248 00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,360 That's it. Pull me in. 249 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,507 The storm is overtaking you, captain. 250 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,973 We don't have time. 251 00:12:28,179 --> 00:12:30,479 I'm trying as hard as I can. I have skinny arms for a quarterback. 252 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,656 I said, we don't have time. 253 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,730 What? No. Pull... 254 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,497 Wait. Pull me in. 255 00:12:39,702 --> 00:12:42,002 What do you mean, "time"? That's it. 256 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,245 What? No. 257 00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:51,087 No! 258 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,760 Bring the boom amidship. 259 00:12:54,097 --> 00:12:55,429 No! 260 00:12:56,101 --> 00:12:57,467 No! 261 00:12:57,671 --> 00:13:00,107 What in God's name have we done? 262 00:13:02,313 --> 00:13:04,579 Hey. 263 00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,915 Get out of my parking spot, dipwad. 264 00:13:07,123 --> 00:13:08,786 Security. 265 00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:12,626 I mean, take an intermediate class if you're an intermediate. 266 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,673 Don't come in here making your fear of failure our problem. 267 00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:19,472 I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy. 268 00:13:19,682 --> 00:13:21,241 I mean, he's a crazy person. 269 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,442 I'm scared. 270 00:13:23,289 --> 00:13:26,854 It's okay. This is good for him. He's confronting his own limitations. 271 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:28,997 Busted. 272 00:13:29,468 --> 00:13:31,803 Fatal mistake, Richy boy. 273 00:13:32,006 --> 00:13:35,501 You are busted. I am? 274 00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,686 You just used the "throwing off the hump" method. 275 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:42,587 That's an advanced pottery technique, which I know 276 00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:47,202 because last night I read the entire Encyclopedia of Pottery. 277 00:13:48,072 --> 00:13:49,301 What are you talking about? 278 00:13:50,711 --> 00:13:53,683 You are no beginner, Santa Fe. 279 00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:56,879 Hey, what is going on, my blueberries? 280 00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:59,390 Show him what you did. No. 281 00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,724 I rest my case. What case? 282 00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:03,595 Throw the freaking hump, imposter. 283 00:14:05,606 --> 00:14:07,576 What are you doing? No. Hey! Hey! 284 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,114 It's the hilarious guy-on-guy. 285 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,254 One rule I asked you to follow. One. 286 00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:14,754 Look. Oh! 287 00:14:14,959 --> 00:14:17,931 I had it made before he died. It's not in bad taste. 288 00:14:18,132 --> 00:14:19,532 Out, Winger. 289 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,830 Fine. That's fine. 290 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,030 No, that's fine. 291 00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:27,910 Congratulations. You've failed a class so easy 292 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,090 that people passing in the hallway get a contact credit. 293 00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:47,447 No, this is abuse! This is abuse! 294 00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:52,925 Pierce. Do you still have the number of that private investigator you used 295 00:14:53,135 --> 00:14:55,037 when you thought Ross Perot was sleeping with your mom? 296 00:14:55,239 --> 00:14:57,505 Is this about that guy in your class? Yeah. 297 00:14:57,711 --> 00:15:01,047 Face the facts. This kid's got some natural talent you just don't have. 298 00:15:01,251 --> 00:15:03,950 How would you know? It's all over the school. 299 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:05,591 Great. 300 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:10,068 Why aren't you in sailing class? They drowned me. 301 00:15:10,269 --> 00:15:11,966 Why? For a better grade. 302 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,940 But weren't we discussing your flaws, Jeff? 303 00:15:15,146 --> 00:15:18,448 Why are you letting this guy get to you? What's really going on? 304 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,053 I made a bad pot. 305 00:15:22,695 --> 00:15:26,634 For some reason, I always thought that I was special and different. 306 00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:30,036 And I guess I just have a really hard time 307 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:33,841 when I want to be good at something and I suck. 308 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,648 Uh-huh. 309 00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:40,195 Here, give me a hand. 310 00:15:40,396 --> 00:15:43,197 What are you doing? I'm going back to my sailing class. 311 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,735 After they murdered you? 312 00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,407 Jeffrey, when I was born, 313 00:15:46,608 --> 00:15:48,977 I got my umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, 314 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:50,740 both arms and one of my ankles. 315 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,889 Mom said there came a point when the doctors stopped delivering me 316 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,992 and just started laughing. Heh. 317 00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:59,998 I mean, if I ever let being bad at something stop me, 318 00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:01,602 I wouldn't even be here. 319 00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:06,041 That thing some men call failure? I call living. 320 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:07,842 Breakfast. 321 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:11,455 And I'm not leaving till I've cleaned out the buffet. 322 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,628 Now, how about a shove? 323 00:16:21,244 --> 00:16:23,271 Good luck, Pierce. Don't need it. 324 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,281 Never had it. 325 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,524 Britta, trim the boom flat. 326 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,666 Troy, sit windward to heel the boat. 327 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:35,806 My, the sea has a worthy opponent. 328 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,738 Oh, my God, it's Pierce. 329 00:16:44,557 --> 00:16:47,256 Man, that guy's life is one big joke. 330 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,337 I mean, I feel bad for him, 331 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,173 but things have been running smoother since he drowned. 332 00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,408 I bet he gets that all the time. 333 00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:04,625 Oh. Oh. Hey. Hey. Oh, my God. 334 00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:07,530 It's going down. Pierce is going to be the only person 335 00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:10,835 ever to drown in a parking lot, twice. 336 00:17:14,017 --> 00:17:15,919 Help! Damn the storm. 337 00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:17,282 We're going after Pierce. 338 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:20,759 Jump the halyard. Star-Burns, get down there and man the iron jinny. 339 00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:23,560 There's a man overboard. That's an order. 340 00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:25,102 I'm gonna sink. 341 00:17:25,572 --> 00:17:27,873 I'm about to get the only A I will ever get, 342 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,743 and Pierce isn't even dying. Bailing. 343 00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:32,419 You don't have to do this. 344 00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:33,610 I know. 345 00:17:33,823 --> 00:17:37,318 But I'd rather be kind and get stepped on every once in a while 346 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,468 than be a hard-ass and turn my back on a friend. 347 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:41,933 Hoist the mains. 348 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:47,983 I don't want to go this way. 349 00:17:51,624 --> 00:17:53,788 We're coming, Pierce. 350 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:55,694 Help. 351 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,598 How's it looking? We've gotta go faster. 352 00:17:58,806 --> 00:18:00,331 Okay, come on, Star-Burns. 353 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:02,034 It's filling with water. 354 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,561 It's going down. 355 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,831 Pierce, we're coming. 356 00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:18,511 Dear God. Dear God. 357 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,689 Oh, yes. Oh, Britta. 358 00:18:25,894 --> 00:18:27,021 Troy. 359 00:18:29,802 --> 00:18:31,738 Here you go. We gotcha. 360 00:18:31,939 --> 00:18:33,202 Here you go. Okay. 361 00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:37,577 Are you okay? You all right? 362 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,052 You just steered your boat into a storm. Any last words? 363 00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:45,665 The sea may be cold and unforgiving, but I'm not. 364 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:50,939 The ship might go down but at least she'll go down with honor. 365 00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:52,807 Then I'll take your captain's hat 366 00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,813 because I'm promoting you to admiral. 367 00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,418 You all get an A. Oh. 368 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,284 Admiral Shirley. I like that. 369 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:01,761 Well, it means nothing, really, the class is over. But you deserve it. 370 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,959 Hey, somebody has to do this. 371 00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,160 I'm king of the... 372 00:19:08,078 --> 00:19:09,603 Don't ruin a perfect week. 373 00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:16,385 I'm not gonna spoon you again. I appreciate that. 374 00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:19,088 Yeah, I can't fully explain my behavior. 375 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,566 I'd love to blame booze or demon possession... 376 00:19:21,772 --> 00:19:24,676 You know what? Don't worry about it. I'm bad at holding grudges. 377 00:19:24,878 --> 00:19:26,210 Well, I'm bad at pottery. 378 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:29,215 I'm an amateur pottery enthusiast 379 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:33,588 trying as hard as I can at something I suck at. It's great. 380 00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:37,930 And the teacher said I could stay if I don't have any more Ghost bursts. 381 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,404 Fantastic. Well, good luck. 382 00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:42,837 Don't need it. 383 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,685 Jeff, you're a normal person. 384 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:50,191 There's nothing very special about you at all. 385 00:19:50,395 --> 00:19:53,060 You're going to be great at a few things 386 00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:55,295 but really crappy at many more. 387 00:19:55,505 --> 00:19:57,634 And that takes a lot of the pressure off 388 00:19:57,844 --> 00:20:00,440 so you can live a full, happy life. 389 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,617 Oh, and sorry it took me so long to tell you that 390 00:20:04,825 --> 00:20:06,886 and it was only in your imagination. 391 00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:09,795 My bad. Kind of a sloppy mom. 392 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,236 That's okay, Mom. Nobody's perfect. 393 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,744 I'm still scared. 394 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,780 A clay ashtray. You're an idiot. 395 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:22,049 Why do you have time to make pottery? 396 00:20:22,259 --> 00:20:25,960 Couldn't you use a little more practice being a doctor? 397 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:29,139 Not that it'll ever bring your brother back to life. 398 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:33,007 It was supposed to be you on that roller coaster, Richard. 399 00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:36,277 It was supposed to be you. 400 00:20:39,828 --> 00:20:40,989 Whoo! 401 00:20:45,172 --> 00:20:48,771 Oh, come on. Again? 402 00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:10,244 Good grief.