1 00:00:09,502 --> 00:00:11,105 He's the one trying to bring back disco. 2 00:00:11,173 --> 00:00:13,476 I don't have to be old to know it's not gonna happen. 3 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:18,786 What it is, soul brother. 4 00:00:18,855 --> 00:00:20,071 My boys are gonna make me breakfast in bed 5 00:00:20,139 --> 00:00:21,637 For mother's day. 6 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:23,277 Well, actually, I'm gonna make the breakfast and get in bed, 7 00:00:23,345 --> 00:00:24,309 But they're gonna bring it to me. 8 00:00:24,377 --> 00:00:26,147 - Aw. - Oh, I know! 9 00:00:26,215 --> 00:00:27,749 And then they said the cutest thing last night. 10 00:00:27,818 --> 00:00:30,119 They said, "mama," 'cause they call me mama— 11 00:00:30,187 --> 00:00:31,523 - Well, if you're gonna be the fun police— 12 00:00:31,591 --> 00:00:32,930 - Okay, well, if I'm the fun police, 13 00:00:33,001 --> 00:00:34,170 Then you're director of Funland security. 14 00:00:34,237 --> 00:00:35,573 Ugh! 15 00:00:35,641 --> 00:00:38,154 - Oh, good, more of this. - More of what? 16 00:00:38,221 --> 00:00:39,924 What do you think? The constant bickering. 17 00:00:39,992 --> 00:00:43,004 It was cute at first, but... Well, Abed explains it best. 18 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:45,077 To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. 19 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,580 Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry 20 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,517 Are putting us all on edge, which is why, ironically— 21 00:00:48,585 --> 00:00:49,920 And hear this on every level— 22 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:51,257 You're keeping us from being friends. 23 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:53,727 Jeff and I do not have sexual tension. 24 00:00:53,796 --> 00:00:55,732 We just argue all the time. 25 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:58,404 Oh, just like Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane. 26 00:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,008 Who are Sam and Diane? 27 00:01:00,076 --> 00:01:01,777 Okay, we get it. You're young! Sorry. 28 00:01:01,846 --> 00:01:03,214 You see what you're doing to us? 29 00:01:03,282 --> 00:01:04,416 Want my advice? 30 00:01:04,484 --> 00:01:06,620 Pork her and move on. 31 00:01:06,688 --> 00:01:07,957 We did it all the time in my day. 32 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,692 Yeah, well, you also put hydrogen in blimps, 33 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,362 And that was bad. 34 00:01:11,430 --> 00:01:13,835 Hey, everybody. Just a reminder. 35 00:01:13,902 --> 00:01:16,442 Our spring fling is on the quad today. 36 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,981 Music, food, activities. What, what? 37 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:20,684 Ha. He makes me uncomfortable. 38 00:01:20,752 --> 00:01:22,688 Mm. Still in the room. 39 00:01:22,756 --> 00:01:26,332 There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin 40 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,303 With a prize for last man standing. 41 00:01:28,371 --> 00:01:30,341 Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him. 42 00:01:30,408 --> 00:01:32,982 - Or last woman. - Give it a rest, Britta. 43 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:34,385 Ugh! What's the prize? 44 00:01:34,452 --> 00:01:37,525 - It was a blu-ray DVD player, but it was stolen. 45 00:01:37,593 --> 00:01:39,631 So now it's tbd. 46 00:01:39,698 --> 00:01:41,569 I want tbd. Is that new? 47 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:42,806 If it's what I think, 48 00:01:42,873 --> 00:01:44,242 I had it for about a month in the '70s. 49 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:45,512 Let's get back to Britta and Jeff. 50 00:01:45,579 --> 00:01:47,750 There's no Britta and Jeff. 51 00:01:47,818 --> 00:01:49,221 He said, fully erect. 52 00:01:49,289 --> 00:01:50,992 Well, I'm gonna let you guys figure this out 53 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,764 While I go take a nap in my car. 54 00:01:58,109 --> 00:01:59,377 What are you waiting for? 55 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:01,548 Unh! 56 00:02:25,969 --> 00:02:35,979 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 57 00:02:41,736 --> 00:02:44,108 What the hell? 58 00:02:58,138 --> 00:03:01,010 Hello? 59 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:09,526 What is going on? 60 00:03:09,594 --> 00:03:12,198 - The paintball game was— was starting, 61 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:14,102 And the—and the dean... 62 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:16,074 The dean announced 63 00:03:16,141 --> 00:03:17,210 Th-the prize. 64 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:19,414 The prize! 65 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:22,621 We—we turned on each other like... Like animals! 66 00:03:22,689 --> 00:03:24,692 - What was the prize? - Was? 67 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,965 This is not over! 68 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:29,403 This is still happening... Right now! 69 00:03:29,471 --> 00:03:30,907 Aah! 70 00:03:30,974 --> 00:03:31,976 Leonard? 71 00:03:32,043 --> 00:03:34,815 Leonard, I'm not playing! 72 00:03:34,883 --> 00:03:36,618 Everyone's playing! 73 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:49,143 Aw... 74 00:03:49,211 --> 00:03:51,180 You suck! 75 00:03:56,025 --> 00:03:59,431 Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes. 76 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,919 Hey. Look what I found wandering the neutral zone. 77 00:04:11,422 --> 00:04:13,058 Jeff winger. 78 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:15,729 You son of a bitch! 79 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:19,138 I thought you were dead, man! 80 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:22,712 I was just taking a nap. Has everyone lost their mind? 81 00:04:22,779 --> 00:04:24,549 It's just a game of paintball. 82 00:04:24,617 --> 00:04:26,988 Last man standing gets the prize. 83 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:28,658 The prize. 84 00:04:28,725 --> 00:04:30,095 The prize. 85 00:04:30,162 --> 00:04:32,967 What is this prize? 86 00:04:34,638 --> 00:04:37,275 You don't know. 87 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:38,611 Priority registration. 88 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,515 Priority registration. 89 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:45,358 That's why everyone's running around like a bunch— 90 00:04:45,426 --> 00:04:47,062 Does that mean what I think it means? 91 00:04:47,129 --> 00:04:48,866 Like you could have first choice 92 00:04:48,933 --> 00:04:50,970 Of your classes next semester? 93 00:04:53,308 --> 00:04:54,543 Easy, sugar bear. 94 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:56,413 Yeah, but you could schedule 95 00:04:56,481 --> 00:04:58,953 All your classes on a Monday and then take a six-day weekend. 96 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,756 You could do a lot of things. 97 00:05:00,825 --> 00:05:03,062 Talk him through the hunger, Abed. 98 00:05:03,129 --> 00:05:04,631 Every student wants that prize, Jeff. 99 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:05,834 And there's no way to share it, 100 00:05:05,902 --> 00:05:07,470 So we'll eventually all turn on each other. 101 00:05:07,538 --> 00:05:09,174 But the longer we wait to do that—Jeff! 102 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:12,180 The longer we work together, the longer we last. 103 00:05:12,248 --> 00:05:13,582 Is everyone running in packs? 104 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:14,684 The debate team was the first to do it, 105 00:05:14,752 --> 00:05:15,887 But they fell to infighting. 106 00:05:15,955 --> 00:05:17,591 They say the glee club is luring stragglers 107 00:05:17,658 --> 00:05:20,329 Into sniper traps with cheery renditions of hit songs. 108 00:05:20,397 --> 00:05:22,500 Really? And people fall for that? 109 00:05:22,568 --> 00:05:24,337 - Yeah. - I mean, I'm all for winning, 110 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:26,574 But let's not resort to cheap ploys. 111 00:05:29,614 --> 00:05:31,384 Are the girls in the game? 112 00:05:31,451 --> 00:05:33,889 - You mean Britta? - No, I don't mean Britta. 113 00:05:33,957 --> 00:05:36,727 Did I say Britta? Twice now. 114 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:38,364 Chess club! 115 00:05:38,432 --> 00:05:40,468 No, no, no! 116 00:05:40,536 --> 00:05:43,041 He's a pawn. 117 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,163 Checkmate, bitches. 118 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,409 And tell the drama club 119 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:02,513 Their tears will be real today. 120 00:06:05,486 --> 00:06:07,957 No, that's all sugar, man! Get some protein. 121 00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:09,626 - Right here. Peanuts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 122 00:06:09,694 --> 00:06:11,062 Peanuts, peanuts. 123 00:06:11,130 --> 00:06:13,133 No, take the stuff out closer to you! 124 00:06:13,201 --> 00:06:15,437 No, no. The ones in the back are the freshest. 125 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:17,976 That'll keep us going. Yeah. 126 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,249 - Hey! What the hell? - I got you covered, bro. 127 00:06:21,317 --> 00:06:23,988 You guys formed an alliance without me? 128 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:26,092 - Yeah. You with star-burns? 129 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,163 Not if I can be with you. 130 00:06:28,231 --> 00:06:30,667 Ow! 131 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:32,237 - Ha. It's just star-burns. 132 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:33,406 Anyone else need a pee break? 133 00:06:33,473 --> 00:06:34,943 - Yeah. - Yeah. 134 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:36,579 - Hey. - Hey. 135 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,616 I'll stand guard. I don't need to pee. 136 00:06:38,684 --> 00:06:40,419 I'm wearing a diaper for the game. 137 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,724 Oh, yeah. "for the game." 138 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,833 Hey, guys, make this quick 139 00:06:46,901 --> 00:06:49,338 Before Pierce's chewing attracts enemies. 140 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:11,349 Um, guys? 141 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:13,086 - Hold it! - Don't move! 142 00:07:13,154 --> 00:07:14,655 Drop it! 143 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:18,729 Freeze, mamma jamma! 144 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,834 All right, everybody be cool. 145 00:07:28,901 --> 00:07:30,403 We can beat the others if we merge alliances. 146 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:31,906 We're doing fine on our own. 147 00:07:31,974 --> 00:07:33,944 Yeah? You gonna win the whole game camped on a crapper? 148 00:07:34,012 --> 00:07:34,980 - Worked on you. - Did it? 149 00:07:35,048 --> 00:07:36,182 Or do you have a gun in your face? 150 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,986 - Yeah, kinda matches yours. - Nice comeback. 151 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:39,488 Shut up! 152 00:07:39,556 --> 00:07:42,628 - Jeez! - Jeez! 153 00:07:50,712 --> 00:07:53,751 Okay. So the agreement is we're allies 154 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:56,223 Until we're sure we're the last seven standing. 155 00:07:58,062 --> 00:07:59,697 You thinking what I'm thinking? 156 00:07:59,765 --> 00:08:02,570 - Mm-hmm. Our team's walking with God. 157 00:08:02,637 --> 00:08:05,042 I'm thinking we might already be the only seven left, 158 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:07,146 In which case, this is a window for the two of us 159 00:08:07,214 --> 00:08:08,482 To take out the others. 160 00:08:08,549 --> 00:08:10,185 Real nice, Troy. 161 00:08:10,253 --> 00:08:11,822 That'd be great p.R. For the black students. 162 00:08:11,890 --> 00:08:14,660 I am not an ambassador. 163 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,531 I am gladiator. 164 00:08:16,598 --> 00:08:18,903 Now, you want to win or not? 165 00:08:18,971 --> 00:08:21,040 Oh... Oh! 166 00:08:21,108 --> 00:08:23,511 Troy made God mad! 167 00:08:23,579 --> 00:08:25,649 Take cover! 168 00:08:27,487 --> 00:08:31,360 Run, Pierce! 169 00:08:36,371 --> 00:08:37,506 Glee club. 170 00:08:37,574 --> 00:08:38,708 How do you know it's the glee club? 171 00:08:38,776 --> 00:08:39,811 Listen. 172 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,721 Oh, brother! 173 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:50,231 That is so uninspired! 174 00:08:50,298 --> 00:08:51,801 I'm not so sure. 175 00:08:53,671 --> 00:08:56,076 I got a plan. Get ready. 176 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:57,979 Hey, Pierce. 177 00:08:58,047 --> 00:08:59,983 Don't come over here, okay? 178 00:09:00,051 --> 00:09:02,855 Screw you! I'm coming over there. 179 00:09:05,995 --> 00:09:08,165 Medic! 180 00:09:08,232 --> 00:09:10,938 In the trees! There! 181 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:25,168 Write some original songs! 182 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:28,208 What are you guys gonna do 183 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,012 If you win priority registration? 184 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,383 I'll make my schedule airtight. 185 00:09:32,450 --> 00:09:34,855 Maybe get out of here in three years instead of four. 186 00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:38,195 I'd take any class with no tests and no papers. 187 00:09:38,262 --> 00:09:40,935 What would you do, Shirley? 188 00:09:41,002 --> 00:09:43,006 I'd choose all morning classes 189 00:09:43,073 --> 00:09:45,812 So I could get home early to spend some time with my boys. 190 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:48,383 It's hard being away from them so much. 191 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,685 You know what? 192 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,689 I say if any of us win the prize, 193 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,593 We give it to Shirley as a mother's day gift. 194 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,799 - Absolutely. - What? 195 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,134 Abed, you don't have to do that. 196 00:09:57,202 --> 00:09:59,205 I am so sick of you guilting people 197 00:09:59,273 --> 00:10:01,109 With your phony humanitarian schtick. 198 00:10:01,177 --> 00:10:03,614 Phony? When I win, you can watch me do it. 199 00:10:03,681 --> 00:10:04,817 Of course you'll do it, 200 00:10:04,885 --> 00:10:06,086 But that won't make it less phony. 201 00:10:06,153 --> 00:10:07,488 You know, you'd be a lot more likeable— 202 00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:08,958 - If I never did anything for anybody ever? 203 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,561 Yeah. Because when you help people, 204 00:10:10,628 --> 00:10:12,732 That always turns out great. 205 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,468 Let's do it. 206 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:18,109 Shh! 207 00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:19,578 Study group! 208 00:10:19,646 --> 00:10:22,384 Come out and play! 209 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:25,057 - Oh, look, it's post-ironic disco st... 210 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,759 You still trying to bring it back? 211 00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:28,496 Hi! 212 00:10:28,564 --> 00:10:29,765 - Wha-ha! 213 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:32,037 Damn, he brought it back. 214 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:34,507 Ooh! 215 00:10:34,575 --> 00:10:35,643 Aah! 216 00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:36,846 - Can you—aah? 217 00:10:36,914 --> 00:10:38,950 - The lord is my Shepherd... - Ugh! 218 00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:40,520 I shall not want. 219 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,092 Aah! 220 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,494 Whoo! 221 00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:45,563 Here we come! 222 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:47,667 Three stooges gonna— 223 00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:50,841 Aah! 224 00:10:50,909 --> 00:10:54,048 They shot us! Waste of time, waste of time! 225 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:56,120 Let's go, fool! 226 00:11:02,968 --> 00:11:04,938 The last guy almost got me. 227 00:11:10,851 --> 00:11:11,919 My legs. 228 00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:19,199 Oh, Shirley, I'm so sorry. 229 00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:21,705 I'm going home, Britta. 230 00:11:21,772 --> 00:11:23,341 I know, Shirley, I know. 231 00:11:23,409 --> 00:11:25,412 No, seriously, I'm going home. 232 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,414 Can you help me up? 233 00:11:26,481 --> 00:11:28,250 Oh. Yeah, sure. 234 00:11:29,888 --> 00:11:30,889 Oh! 235 00:11:44,047 --> 00:11:45,448 Shirley, I'm gonna win that prize 236 00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:46,483 For you and your boys. 237 00:11:46,551 --> 00:11:47,920 That's nice. 238 00:11:47,988 --> 00:11:49,757 Shirley, I'm gonna win that prize, 239 00:11:49,825 --> 00:11:50,893 But not for you and your boys. 240 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,964 That's less nice. 241 00:11:53,032 --> 00:11:55,635 Oh, my God, you've been hit. 242 00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:57,172 What? Oh, no. 243 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,174 Wait, wait. 244 00:11:59,979 --> 00:12:01,681 It's blood. 245 00:12:01,748 --> 00:12:04,253 I thought it was paint, but I'm just bleeding. 246 00:12:04,321 --> 00:12:07,459 Talk about luck, ooh. 247 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,466 I can't believe this game is still going on. 248 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,701 It's 2:00 A.M.! 249 00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:12,972 What if someone gets hurt 250 00:12:13,039 --> 00:12:14,208 And the police come? 251 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,845 They'll think I'm a bad dean! 252 00:12:15,913 --> 00:12:18,417 There's classes in the morning. 253 00:12:18,484 --> 00:12:19,719 This has to stop! 254 00:12:19,787 --> 00:12:21,023 Shh. 255 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:24,296 Put me in the game, 256 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:25,933 'cause I'll take everyone out. 257 00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:28,371 I play paintball three times a week, bro. 258 00:12:28,439 --> 00:12:29,673 I'm even one of those douche bags 259 00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:31,044 That brings in his own equipment. 260 00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:32,313 But it wouldn't be fair. 261 00:12:32,381 --> 00:12:33,482 You're not a student. 262 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:35,352 But you can change that, can't you? 263 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:36,588 Huh? 264 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,960 Enroll me in a class. 265 00:12:49,349 --> 00:12:50,783 What are your interests? 266 00:12:50,852 --> 00:12:51,987 Arts and crafts. 267 00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:53,791 - Oh, I do watercolors. - Oh, cool. 268 00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,704 The group would be thrilled. 269 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:02,475 The wounded soldier fantasy 270 00:13:02,542 --> 00:13:04,312 Means we're moments from doing it, right? 271 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,950 Yeah, can you feel that tension? 272 00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:09,122 It's a miracle we still have clothes on. 273 00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:12,895 You're right, you know. 274 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,466 I am a phony. 275 00:13:15,534 --> 00:13:17,303 I try to act compassionate, 276 00:13:17,371 --> 00:13:19,274 Because I'm afraid that I'm not. 277 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,411 Oh, please, I invented phony. 278 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,081 You care about people. 279 00:13:23,148 --> 00:13:24,416 I accuse you of faking 280 00:13:24,484 --> 00:13:25,919 To convince myself I'm not such a jerk. 281 00:13:25,987 --> 00:13:28,289 Jeff, you help people more than I do, 282 00:13:28,357 --> 00:13:29,960 And you don't even want to. 283 00:13:30,027 --> 00:13:31,295 You're not— you're not a jerk. 284 00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:32,364 You're fine. 285 00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:35,604 Especially now that I've repaired 286 00:13:35,671 --> 00:13:36,772 Your overworked torso 287 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,844 With my trembling feminine fingers. 288 00:13:38,911 --> 00:13:41,514 Yes. Too... Much... Sexual.. Tension! 289 00:13:41,582 --> 00:13:43,284 Dam... Bursting! 290 00:13:43,352 --> 00:13:45,021 - Blah blah! - Aaah! 291 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:46,523 You know, it would totally serve them right 292 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:48,560 If we did it here in the study room. 293 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,629 Oh, my God, could you imagine? 294 00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,032 I can't stop imagining. 295 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,468 Neither can I. 296 00:13:52,536 --> 00:13:54,438 Baaah Aaaah! 297 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:02,808 We should get dressed 298 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,812 Before the third-shift librarian shows up. 299 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,082 Yeah, we don't want this 300 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,219 To turn into a letter to penthouse, right? 301 00:14:08,287 --> 00:14:10,023 I think the group is right. 302 00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:11,526 We did need to relieve some tension. 303 00:14:15,602 --> 00:14:17,170 Please tell me you didn't have sex with me 304 00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,606 To win at paintball. 305 00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:19,742 No, I had sex with you, 306 00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:21,612 And now I'm gonna win at paintball. 307 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,016 Don't be gross. I'm gross? 308 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,588 You seem pretty practiced at putting on panties one-handed 309 00:14:25,655 --> 00:14:26,858 While holding a gun. 310 00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:32,569 Can I get dressed before you assassinate me? 311 00:14:32,637 --> 00:14:36,477 So all that happened, it meant nothing to you? 312 00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:38,348 I didn't say that. 313 00:14:38,416 --> 00:14:39,551 What did it mean to you? 314 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:41,188 - I asked you first. - Very mature. 315 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,825 Said the woman wearing the hello Kitty underwear. 316 00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:44,495 Said the woman holding the gun. 317 00:14:45,765 --> 00:14:47,768 You sure that's a gun? 318 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:50,809 'cause maybe it's a metaphor for your fake, jaded persona. 319 00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,013 Uh-oh. 320 00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:56,386 No paintballs, Hans? What do you think, I'm stupid? 321 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:58,257 - When'd you take my clip? - When you started seducing me. 322 00:14:58,324 --> 00:15:01,029 I wasn't though! Assuming that makes you way grosser. 323 00:15:01,097 --> 00:15:02,065 Not when I'm right. 324 00:15:29,955 --> 00:15:31,723 Buenos dias, children. 325 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:32,826 You'll be happy to know 326 00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:34,162 You made it all the way till the end. 327 00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:35,297 You're not even a student! 328 00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:36,599 Wrong! 329 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,639 Critical media literacy and politics of gender, biatch! 330 00:15:43,347 --> 00:15:45,017 Give me your clip. 331 00:15:45,084 --> 00:15:46,687 Oh, yeah, that would be brilliant of me. 332 00:15:46,754 --> 00:15:49,226 Look, you got the drop on me. I lost. 333 00:15:49,293 --> 00:15:50,494 Let me do this for you. 334 00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:00,984 Be pretty crazy if I shot you right now, huh? 335 00:16:35,018 --> 00:16:37,222 What's so funny, Chang? 336 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:38,993 Maybe it's the fact there's no such thing 337 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,431 As priority registration. 338 00:16:41,498 --> 00:16:45,340 Or... Maybe it's this. 339 00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:46,409 Ta-DA! 340 00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:12,930 Dean! 341 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,807 Just one moment. 342 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:22,149 Oh, hi there, Jeffrey. 343 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:26,124 That's a good look for you. 344 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:29,164 Everybody out there is shooting each other 345 00:17:29,231 --> 00:17:30,299 For nothing 346 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:33,505 While you sit here 347 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:35,242 In your ivory tower. 348 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:37,345 Jeffrey, I can explain. 349 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,650 I messed up when I promised priority registration. 350 00:17:39,717 --> 00:17:42,622 Apparently, it's a violation of some student equality act, 351 00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:44,325 But... 352 00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:45,327 This isn't. 353 00:17:45,394 --> 00:17:46,362 Ta-DA! 354 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:48,265 - Okay, now, it's not blu-ray, 355 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,502 But it comes with its own remote, so... 356 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,208 Aah! 357 00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:55,713 Jeffrey! 358 00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:58,518 Aaah! 359 00:17:58,586 --> 00:17:59,888 Jeffrey! 360 00:18:01,092 --> 00:18:02,527 Jeffrey! 361 00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:03,595 Jeffrey! 362 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:13,282 You get it all out of your system? 363 00:18:21,632 --> 00:18:23,468 Almost. 364 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,147 What do you want from me, Jeffrey? 365 00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:30,950 Guess. 366 00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:41,138 - Oh, hi, - Hey, how's it going? 367 00:18:41,205 --> 00:18:43,641 You still have some, uh, paint. 368 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:44,744 Oh, thanks. 369 00:18:44,812 --> 00:18:46,247 Um, so I was thinking... 370 00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,184 - You don't even have to. - It didn't happen. 371 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,386 It's not that it was a mistake. 372 00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:50,488 It's just that it didn't happen. 373 00:18:50,556 --> 00:18:52,025 It was a crazy night of paintball. 374 00:18:52,092 --> 00:18:53,394 Exactly. Tension relieving. 375 00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:55,331 Absolutely. No need to mention it to anyone. 376 00:18:55,398 --> 00:18:57,234 Right, no big deal. Nothing's changed. 377 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,175 Something's changed. 378 00:19:01,242 --> 00:19:02,577 Oh, Abed. 379 00:19:02,645 --> 00:19:04,514 Crazy Abed. 380 00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:05,549 No, something's different now. 381 00:19:05,617 --> 00:19:06,550 Could be me. 382 00:19:06,618 --> 00:19:07,920 I'm sporting a man-thong. 383 00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:08,955 Maybe. 384 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,424 Or maybe it's that 385 00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:13,197 I have emerged victorious 386 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:15,869 With a priority registration form. 387 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,271 Ohh! 388 00:19:17,339 --> 00:19:18,975 Well done, Jeff. 389 00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:21,213 And in recognition of her bravery, 390 00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:23,384 Not to mention her children, 391 00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:24,686 I hereby award this 392 00:19:24,753 --> 00:19:26,590 To the best soldier, Shirley. 393 00:19:26,658 --> 00:19:27,592 Ohh! 394 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:28,962 Now, the bad news is, 395 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:30,265 For legal purposes, next semester, 396 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,071 If anybody asks, you have gout. 397 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,307 Do you mind walking with a limp? 398 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,946 Mm. Thank you, Jeffrey. 399 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:38,015 Look, honey. 400 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,986 Wow, I didn't see that coming. 401 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,622 Neither did I. 402 00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:43,159 So no one feels it? 403 00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:44,795 No one senses anything's different? 404 00:19:44,863 --> 00:19:45,797 Nope. 405 00:19:45,865 --> 00:19:46,866 Not at all. 406 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,204 It's riding up a little. 407 00:19:55,516 --> 00:20:01,291 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 408 00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:04,639 Hey, Abed, it's Troy. Meet you at the flagpole in... 409 00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:06,676 If you are satisfied 410 00:20:06,744 --> 00:20:08,380 With your message, press one. 411 00:20:08,448 --> 00:20:09,983 To erase and re-record— 412 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,121 Hey, Abed, it's Troy! 413 00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:15,361 Yo, I'll meet you at the flagpole in like... 414 00:20:15,428 --> 00:20:17,365 - If you are satisfied with your message— 415 00:20:17,432 --> 00:20:19,068 hey, Abed! 416 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,105 It's Troy. Hee hee! 417 00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:22,774 If you are satisfied with your message... 418 00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,813 In how many minutes are you gonna meet him? 419 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,515 Uh, ten minutes. 420 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,952 - To listen to your message— 421 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,220 - Hey, Abed, your girlfriend 422 00:20:29,288 --> 00:20:31,224 Will meet you at the flagpole in ten minutes. 423 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,895 Good-bye. 424 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,566 If you are satisfied with your message, press one. 425 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,170 To erase and re-record— 426 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,305 - Did I sound like a jerk? 427 00:20:38,373 --> 00:20:40,710 To listen to your message, press three. 428 00:20:40,778 --> 00:20:43,016 To send— 429 00:20:43,084 --> 00:20:46,156 hey, Abed, sorry to bother you. 430 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:48,260 Troy will meet you at the flagpole in ten minutes. 431 00:20:48,328 --> 00:20:49,429 Okay. 432 00:20:49,497 --> 00:20:51,133 - If you are satisfied with your message— 433 00:20:51,201 --> 00:20:52,702 - Maybe you should just send a text message. 434 00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:53,704 Yeah.