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It's hard to believe,
but finals are here.

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And I know that during
this stressful time,

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My voice blaring over a P.A.
Can't help.

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Which is why,
for the next three days,

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You'll hear nothing
but soothing sounds of nature.

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And to kick it off,
here's a babbling brook.

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Will anyone back me up
if I say this is ridiculous

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Or is it gonna be another
avatar situation?

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Hey!

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Nature sounds or not,

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We're not gonna have any trouble
passing our Spanish final.

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I've transcribed
this semester's notes

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From my digital recorder.

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You record every class?

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spoiler alert.

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- You mean "nerd alert."
- Alert nerd.

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We're all gonna spend
the next three days boning up.

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Then pass the exam
and move on to Spanish 103.

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That sounds
like a good ending, Annie,

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Except for the part
where I take Spanish 103.

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What do you mean?

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Spanish 102 fills
my language requirement.

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I guess I just figured
we're a Spanish study group

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So we'd keep
taking Spanish together.

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That's what I thought too.

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- I like Spanish.
- I'm in.

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- I'm on a tight,
four-year schedule

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To replace my bachelor's.

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I'm not gonna take
an extra class.

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Spanish has value
beyond credit.

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Not really.

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I know the family downstairs
hates me.

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I don't need to understand why.

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Okay, fine.
You want me to say it?

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I'll say it.

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I like this group
and I want it to stay together.

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Yeah, you be the cool guy,
Jeff.

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And next fall
when that gets lonely,

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I'll be in the front row
of a Spanish 103.

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Monday through Friday,
6:00 am.

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6:00...

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And now, crickets.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, if we're not interested
in Spanish 103 next year,

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What about anthropology?

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Ooh, anthropology.

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The study of man.

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I'm still trying to forget

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What I learned
about that subject.

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go, girl.

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You just "go girled" yourself.

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- Shut up.
- See, it's fun!

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And they have a class at noon.
Noon, everybody.

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Anthropology? Anthropology?
Anthropology? Anthropology?

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Annie, I'm not big
on planning ahead,

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But I have one unmovable
appointment may 23, 2013.

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To buy a flying car?

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I have a table for one
at Morty's steak house

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Where I will celebrate
becoming a lawyer again,

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Which can only happen
if I take a full load.

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Don't.

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A full load of classes
every year.

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I can maybe make it until then.

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But not by building
my schedule around bffs.

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We'll build ours around yours.

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Annie, you realize
that we'll be friends

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Whether or not we have
a class together, right?

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Of course you think that,
Britta.

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It's obvious from your name
your parents smoked pot.

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All right, well, I haven't
said a single word

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In this entire conversation,
and I find that outrageous.

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- Hola, el losers.
- Hola.

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Winger, may I have a word
with you in private?

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- Sure.
- Good.

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Oh, yeah.
Um, got it. Cool.

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Okay, come back in ten minutes.

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And if anyone asks,
I sent you to learn things.

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And, Pierce, close the door,
please.

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Gracias.

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Other side of the door.

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So you're here
because your college degree

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Was fake, right?

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I prefer the term
"better than real," but yes.

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Two questions.

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Where did you get it,

86
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Could you have prevented
being caught, and how?

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One question.

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Where did you learn
to count questions

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00:04:05,838 --> 00:04:07,906
And are you telling me
you need a fake degree?

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You know, in High School,
I was in a band.

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We could've been huge,
but the world wasn't ready

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For an Asian man on key-tar.

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- Did you say "key-tar"
or did you just pronounce guitar

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Like a hillbilly?

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- Key-tar. It's a keyboard
you can play like a guitar.

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Get with the times, man.

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Anyway,
next thing you know, I'm 32,

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And I'm bagging groceries
for, like, 5 bucks an hour

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Plus tips.

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Shocked?
Confused.

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I'm supposed to tip my bag boy?

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So I did what anyone would do.

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I faked my way into a job
as a Spanish teacher

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At a community college
relying on phrases

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From sesame street.

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Oh, my God.

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Save the judgment, Winger,
all right?

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If the Dean finds out
that I'm not a real teacher,

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Your grades are invalid

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And you'll all have
to repeat this class.

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That was the chair.
Good.

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Good.

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It's unsolvable.

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- Hold on.
I forgot my—

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Hey. What the hell
are you doing?

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Hey! Hey, come back here!
Come back here!

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Uh, Jerry, hey, Jerry,
check this out.

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And that is what Milton
was really saying.

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Okay, exams are on Tuesday.
Class dismissed.

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If the Dean finds out
that I'm not a real teacher,

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Your grades are invalid,

122
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And you'll all have
to repeat this class.

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If the Dean finds out
that I'm not a real teacher,

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Your grades are invalid,

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And you'll all have
to repeat this class.

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that was the chair.

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Right.

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- Hi, everybody. Hi.
- Hi.

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I'm afraid I have
some bad news for you, kids.

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Well, it's actually bad news
for the older people as well.

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Senor Chang is no longer
with us.

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Um, he's not faking
his death again, is he?

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Because I can't handle
that roller coaster.

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First he's alive.
And then we're happy.

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And then
he's alive again and...

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I received an anonymous tip

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That Chang had misrepresented
certain aspects

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Of his qualifications,
for instance, having them.

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Word of advice, if an Asian man
says he's a Spanish teacher,

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It's not racist to ask
for proof, okay?

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You ignore your mother's voice

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And get right
into that horse's mouth.

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So if Chang's a fraud,
what about our grades?

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Are they invalid?
Oh, no, no, no, no.

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That's not fair to you guys.

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I'm sure you've all worked
very hard and learned.

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So just take your final
with Chang's replacement.

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Doctor.

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Buenos dias.
Buenos dias.

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Soy doctora Escodera.

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Si.
Buenos dias.

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Si.

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Listen to this back and forth.
It's like I'm at an embassy.

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- What's on the final?
- En espanol, por favor.

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00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,203
I know it's in Spanish, dummy.

156
00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:06,670
I'm just saying, you know,
what chapters?

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All three or...?

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- Veinte.
- Oh, I know that one.

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She wants a large coffee.

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Okay, in English.

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You will be taking
a standard exam

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For students at your level.

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It will cover
this entire textbook.

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El crappo.

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I couldn't understand a word
Dr. Escodera was saying.

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And why is she teaching Spanish
if she's a doctor?

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Go cure something.

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- I got to pass that exam
or my entire four-year plan

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Will be thrown off.

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- That might be your car, Jeff.
- What?

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I was on my roof
for the fourth of July,

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And the fireworks set off
all the car alarms

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On the street.

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That one sounded
like a brand-new Lexus.

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- Uh, my Lexus
isn't brand-new.

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I know. Yours is a 2002.
That's the year I heard it.

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Aah!

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Aah!
Hey!

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00:09:01,355 --> 00:09:03,056
- You two-faced jag!

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00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:05,259
You're wearing protective
goggles to destroy my car?

181
00:09:05,326 --> 00:09:07,995
- Safety first!
- Stop!

182
00:09:08,062 --> 00:09:10,431
I ask you for help
and you turn me in?

183
00:09:10,498 --> 00:09:12,967
What? I did not.
Why would I screw myself?

184
00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:18,206
- What, am I Dr. Drew? Aah!
- I didn't do it, okay?

185
00:09:18,274 --> 00:09:22,744
Ah! Then tell me who did
so I can murder your face!

186
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,146
- Hey!
- Ah.

187
00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,981
Oh, oh, uh, we're writing
a song.

188
00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:27,416
For the battle of bands.

189
00:09:33,157 --> 00:09:35,491
Aah!

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00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,061
Good luck passing your exam,
Winger.

191
00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:40,263
At one point,
I was teaching you Klingon!

192
00:09:40,331 --> 00:09:42,431
Yeah? Why don't you tell that
to your really weird sounding

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00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,933
Magical chair?

194
00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,435
I have a condition!

195
00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,673
Oh. I'm peeing. I'm peeing.
I'm peeing.

196
00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:12,495
Impressive.

197
00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:14,564
I dismantled that valve
and I put out that free cake

198
00:10:14,632 --> 00:10:16,666
Because I wanted to see
what you could do.

199
00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:19,002
You got a gift, kid.
You know that, right?

200
00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:22,172
A gift for sinks.
Big deal.

201
00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,007
I'm a student.
I like learning.

202
00:10:24,075 --> 00:10:26,977
Yeah, right. Learning.
Learn everything.

203
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:29,246
Learn until you're dead.

204
00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:33,583
Or you can call this number.

205
00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:35,685
Now that's a company
that fixes toilets and sinks.

206
00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:37,587
- Oh, man.
- Listen to me!

207
00:10:37,654 --> 00:10:40,189
Toilets and sinks.
Real things.

208
00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:43,792
Things that people always use
and always need to get fixed.

209
00:10:43,859 --> 00:10:46,494
This is a life, kid.
A real one.

210
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,662
Doing something that matters.
Something that makes sense.

211
00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:51,665
The only thing
that makes sense is this.

212
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:53,835
Learning. Thoughts.

213
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,270
So I can think,
and get a student loan,

214
00:10:56,338 --> 00:10:59,307
And grind my own coffee,
and understand HBO.

215
00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:01,577
You don't have to do that, kid.

216
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:04,046
You're special.

217
00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,549
You could be a plumber!

218
00:11:08,785 --> 00:11:10,852
You could be a plumber.

219
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,393
- Hey.
- Hi.

220
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,431
Okay, so we know three kinds
of verbs,

221
00:11:24,498 --> 00:11:26,332
Which took 40 minutes.

222
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,700
At this rate,
if we don't sleep or pee,

223
00:11:27,768 --> 00:11:29,735
We can cover about 10%
of the exam.

224
00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:31,002
- And if it's multiple-choice,

225
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,872
25% of our guesses
will be right.

226
00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:34,373
Actually, that's a lot
of right answers

227
00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,975
When you're guessing
almost everything.

228
00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:38,443
I don't want to sound
like a defeatist,

229
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:40,178
But we're defeated.

230
00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,247
face it.

231
00:11:42,315 --> 00:11:43,615
Why even take the exam?

232
00:11:43,683 --> 00:11:46,118
We're all gonna be retaking
Spanish this fall.

233
00:11:46,186 --> 00:11:48,520
Hmm.

234
00:11:48,588 --> 00:11:50,388
What was that?

235
00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:51,990
- What was what?
- I don't know.

236
00:11:52,057 --> 00:11:54,826
I said "retake Spanish"
and everyone went "ugh,"

237
00:11:54,894 --> 00:11:56,761
And you went "hmm."

238
00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:58,930
Maybe it's one of those
recessive genes.

239
00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:00,197
I can also curl my tongue.
Who else?

240
00:12:00,265 --> 00:12:03,433
Oh.

241
00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,335
Annie ratted out Chang.

242
00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,171
What?

243
00:12:09,239 --> 00:12:10,773
You made this happen
because you're obsessed

244
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,341
With all of us being together
next year.

245
00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,075
I wouldn't say I was obsessed.

246
00:12:14,143 --> 00:12:15,910
Permission to treat
the witness as hostile.

247
00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:21,248
I'll allow it.

248
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:23,684
Did you record yesterday's
Spanish class?

249
00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:25,685
- I don't think so.
- Abed?

250
00:12:25,753 --> 00:12:27,053
You said you record
all your classes.

251
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:29,889
Pierce called it
a "spoiler alert."

252
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:33,059
You heard Chang tell me
he was bogus,

253
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,729
And then dropped the dime
because you would do anything

254
00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,064
To keep this group together,

255
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:41,769
Because you are insecure.

256
00:12:41,837 --> 00:12:45,273
Because you didn't get hot
until after High School.

257
00:12:45,341 --> 00:12:48,210
That's true.

258
00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:50,579
- Fine! I did it.
- For real, Annie?

259
00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,813
Oh, Annie.

260
00:12:51,881 --> 00:12:53,782
Someone make her a dude
so I can punch her.

261
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:54,950
Go ahead and hate me!

262
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,418
It's better than what was
going to happen.

263
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,386
We were all gonna drift apart
and you were all too cool

264
00:12:58,454 --> 00:12:59,487
To do anything.

265
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:00,621
Maybe not too cool,

266
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:02,556
Maybe just, you know,
not psycho enough.

267
00:13:02,624 --> 00:13:03,990
- Yeah, a little crazy.
- You're a psycho.

268
00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:06,526
Now she is going to make
the Disney face.

269
00:13:06,594 --> 00:13:08,761
Her lip is gonna quiver
and her eyes will flutter,

270
00:13:08,828 --> 00:13:11,097
But they won't ever
actually close.

271
00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:12,998
But do not feel sorry for her.

272
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:17,003
She stole a year of our lives,
and we're right to be pissed.

273
00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:20,038
- Oh, Annie.
- No! No.

274
00:13:20,106 --> 00:13:23,809
Everyone close their eyes.
Do it. Close them.

275
00:13:23,877 --> 00:13:25,644
Abed, close.
Oh, don't worry about me.

276
00:13:25,712 --> 00:13:29,648
I can only connect with people
through... Movies.

277
00:13:29,716 --> 00:13:31,516
She's the ark of the covenant!

278
00:13:31,584 --> 00:13:33,352
You guys, I'm sorry!

279
00:13:33,419 --> 00:13:36,087
I only did it so that we could
stay friends.

280
00:13:36,155 --> 00:13:38,356
Picture her as Paul Giamatti!

281
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:41,660
- Aw, he—he's...

282
00:13:41,727 --> 00:13:43,828
Friends don't do
what you did to us.

283
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,930
Did the sisterhood
of the traveling pants

284
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,766
Poison each other's food
so they were too sick to leave?

285
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,535
No! I've never seen it,
but I'm pretty sure

286
00:13:51,603 --> 00:13:53,471
They mailed each other pants!

287
00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:56,207
- I said I was sorry!
- Who cares if you're sorry?

288
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:57,675
We're still screwed!

289
00:13:57,743 --> 00:14:00,745
Be sorry about this stuff
before you do it!

290
00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:03,714
Then don't do it!
It's called growing up!

291
00:14:03,782 --> 00:14:06,017
Annie, we were still gonna
see each other all the time.

292
00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:08,485
That's what my rehab group
used to say.

293
00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:10,521
The only one that keeps in touch
is the guy that sells jewelry

294
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,655
Made out of bottle caps.

295
00:14:11,723 --> 00:14:13,356
I had hoped that this group
would amount

296
00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:17,627
To more than passing hellos
and whatever the hell this is!

297
00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:22,198
Nobody even think
about going after her.

298
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,365
That's what she wants.

299
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,568
More personal drama
so we fail the exam

300
00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:27,870
And stay in Spanish forever.

301
00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:31,073
We have to beat her.
Don't text her. Don't call her.

302
00:14:31,141 --> 00:14:35,645
Don't mention her.
We do not need her to study.

303
00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,220
Does anybody know how to study?

304
00:14:44,288 --> 00:14:45,989
- Annie usually—
- Whose side are you on?

305
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:55,187
Happy finals week, Greendale!

306
00:14:55,254 --> 00:14:58,089
Continuing our stress-reducing
nature sounds,

307
00:14:58,157 --> 00:15:01,926
That's cut five
from "sounds of the Serengeti."

308
00:15:01,994 --> 00:15:05,762
Here's a b-side from that album,
antelope slaughter at Ndutu.

309
00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:08,665
Ah!

310
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:11,935
Oh, God.
Did we miss the exam?

311
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:14,603
No. It starts
in 40 minutes.

312
00:15:14,671 --> 00:15:17,105
Um, I can't wake up Pierce.

313
00:15:17,173 --> 00:15:19,006
Is this gonna take
an unexpected turn?

314
00:15:19,074 --> 00:15:22,009
You have to know how to do it.
Discrimination lawsuit.

315
00:15:22,077 --> 00:15:24,778
- Preposterous!
- Should we call Annie?

316
00:15:24,846 --> 00:15:26,046
Absolutely not.

317
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:28,315
Keep your eyes on the prize
and let her grow up.

318
00:15:28,382 --> 00:15:32,353
I'll see you all at the exam.
Wait for me, Britta.

319
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,255
I was with you in the bathroom
yesterday.

320
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:35,823
You're with me everywhere.

321
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,325
Troy, I know you could be
a plumber.

322
00:15:37,393 --> 00:15:39,727
I'm not gonna be, okay?

323
00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:42,296
I'm gonna be sophisticated
and have no job,

324
00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:43,764
Or a job that looks
from a distance

325
00:15:43,832 --> 00:15:45,700
Like I do nothing.

326
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,636
Troy, you know what the best
part of my day is?

327
00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:49,770
For about 10 seconds

328
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:50,971
From the time I sit down
in Spanish

329
00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,472
To the time I look
at your desk,

330
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:57,243
'cause I think "maybe I'll look
and he won't be there."

331
00:16:05,252 --> 00:16:06,585
Between our studying
for 12 hours

332
00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:08,554
And Pierce being asleep
for 11 of them,

333
00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,189
I think we may actually
stand a chance.

334
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,759
My horoscope predicted
suffering.

335
00:16:12,826 --> 00:16:13,960
No, no. That's good.

336
00:16:14,028 --> 00:16:15,528
Horoscopes are the devil
trying to trick us.

337
00:16:15,596 --> 00:16:17,429
Mm-hmm.
- Oh. Okay.

338
00:16:30,443 --> 00:16:34,746
- Yeah. That make you happy?
- Why aren't you at your desk?

339
00:16:34,814 --> 00:16:36,081
'cause I don't want to sit
near you

340
00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:37,115
Because you're a bad friend.

341
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:38,283
Oh.

342
00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,452
He said the best
part of his day

343
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,886
Is when he thinks I won't
be there.

344
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:44,389
Abed, what a terrible thing
to say.

345
00:16:44,457 --> 00:16:45,557
It's from a movie.

346
00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:47,158
Well, then the movie it's from
is terrible.

347
00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:51,629
Where's Annie?

348
00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:52,630
Oh, I sent her a text,

349
00:16:52,698 --> 00:16:53,731
But she hasn't responded yet.

350
00:16:53,798 --> 00:16:54,832
Shirley, what did I tell you?

351
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,834
Don't play into her ploy
for attention.

352
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,302
Oh.

353
00:16:58,369 --> 00:16:59,770
What does it say?

354
00:16:59,837 --> 00:17:00,904
- Uh, she—she says
she's fine.

355
00:17:00,972 --> 00:17:02,339
And this isn't a ploy
for attention.

356
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:04,074
She's sorry.
She does need to grow up.

357
00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:06,243
Starting by making things right
with Chang.

358
00:17:06,311 --> 00:17:08,078
- Oh, no.
- What?

359
00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:09,946
He'll kill her.

360
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:12,615
Senor Winger,

361
00:17:16,386 --> 00:17:18,953
Vamos, rapido!

362
00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:24,825
Who cares about a stupid exam?
We're a study group.

363
00:17:24,893 --> 00:17:29,429
And Annie's our friend.

364
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,665
Tierra del fuego.

365
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:36,770
uh, I'm friends with Hannah too.

366
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,037
The whole class is.

367
00:17:38,105 --> 00:17:40,874
And you can't have an exam
without a class.

368
00:17:40,941 --> 00:17:45,711
Right, guys?
We love Hannah! We love Hannah!

369
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:55,487
Nooooooo!
Nooooooo!

370
00:17:55,555 --> 00:17:57,989
Oh, no!
The devil told the truth!

371
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,625
Oh! Oh!

372
00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:05,530
- Nooooooo!
- Whoa. Winger, what the hell?

373
00:18:05,597 --> 00:18:06,931
What was that screaming?

374
00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:09,000
I was showing Annie the magic
of electronic sampling.

375
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:11,836
- No—no—no—no—
no—no—nooooooo!

376
00:18:11,903 --> 00:18:13,537
We thought
you were murdering her.

377
00:18:13,605 --> 00:18:16,741
No. Annie getting me fired
was the best thing

378
00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:17,808
That ever happened to me.

379
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:20,477
She's helping me replan
my life.

380
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:22,513
She's got a real mind
for stuff like this.

381
00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:24,381
We're gonna find Ben a job
so he can stay at Greendale

382
00:18:24,449 --> 00:18:26,717
As a student and work
on his teaching degree.

383
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:29,053
And music classes.
You know?

384
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,555
Maybe get the band
back together, huh?

385
00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:36,726
Oh, listen to that.

386
00:18:36,794 --> 00:18:39,663
Yeah. Music lessons
would be great for you.

387
00:18:39,731 --> 00:18:43,000
Oh, thanks, Britta.

388
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,668
Now go pass that test.

389
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,542
Well, it was kind of easy,
right?

390
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,777
Yeah, I think
I might've passed.

391
00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:58,580
Jeff, I can never
forgive myself for what I did.

392
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,882
Look, I treated you
like a child

393
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:03,217
For having feelings.

394
00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:07,488
Maybe because that's, you know,
when I stopped having them.

395
00:19:07,556 --> 00:19:08,957
But you shouldn't.

396
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:13,429
You don't have to be a kid
to admit that you like people.

397
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:16,599
And you don't have to dress
like this to grow up.

398
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,468
You—you look
like a travel Agent.

399
00:19:18,536 --> 00:19:19,903
You don't like it?

400
00:19:19,971 --> 00:19:23,141
I was going for more
of a Professor thing.

401
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,309
- What? Why?
- What?

402
00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:27,478
- Nothing.
- I think I got half of it.

403
00:19:27,546 --> 00:19:29,080
Which got me through the half
I didn't.

404
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:30,448
Uh, like the first season
of the wire.

405
00:19:30,516 --> 00:19:35,086
- Exactly the—ah, hell,
I can't stay mad at you.

406
00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:37,421
- I think I nailed it.
- Oh, me too.

407
00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:40,925
Oh!

408
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,995
I'm feeling pretty confident,
everybody.

409
00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:44,463
I think we're gonna make it.

410
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:47,900
- Still, we should plan
for the worst-case scenario.

411
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:50,102
'cause if we do all pass,
that means next year,

412
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,870
We won't have a class together.

413
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:55,474
So we're gonna need a backup.

414
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:59,612
Anthropology? Anthropology?
Anthropology? Anthropology?

415
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,782
Anthropology?

416
00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:02,983
- Anthropology.
- Anthropology.

417
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,551
Anthropology. I want you to be
in my next film.

418
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,619
Okay.

419
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:11,579
- 68.
- 81.

420
00:20:11,647 --> 00:20:14,148
- Oh!
- 95.

421
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:16,818
- Yeah.
- 70.

422
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:20,388
85.

423
00:20:20,456 --> 00:20:25,794
79.
Winger, Jeff...

424
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:28,663
I'm sorry, Jeff.

425
00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:29,998
I'm sorry
for the half-hearted mislead.

426
00:20:30,065 --> 00:20:31,599
80. We all pass Spanish!

427
00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:35,369
Not to take anything
away from anyone,

428
00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,603
But didn't the test seem
extra easy?

429
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,539
Mm-mm.

430
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:48,414
Hey, thanks...

431
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:49,949
For making it easy.

432
00:20:50,017 --> 00:20:52,452
I was going to say
the same to you...

433
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,989
But you were gone
before breakfast.

434
00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:59,127
- I'm an early riser.
- I'll say.

435
00:20:59,194 --> 00:21:09,194
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