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- Thanks for a great year.
- You got it.

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Mr. Winger!

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I hope you will be seizing
the day this summer.

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Thanks, Professor Whitman.

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And I hope you'll be seizing
a more contemporary movie.

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Looking good, Leonard.

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Stroke or tai chi?

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Tai chi.

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Keep it up.

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And keep up whatever
it is you're doing, Garrett.

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It's called "chillaxing".

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Duh!

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Hey... hey, what's up, Jeff? Hi.

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Hello, good morning, howdy.

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Wait, Jeff. I'll walk with you.

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Uh...

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I got class in, like, five hours, so...

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All right, I'll see you, babe.

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Sayonara.

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I can't believe I made it

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through my first year of college.

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I finally get to click send

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on so many "I told you so" emails.

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Yeah, it's pretty great.
Not much could ruin today.

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Hi!

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Oh, shoot. I forgot saying
that summons him.

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Will you two be attending

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tomorrow's, uh, transfer
ceremony to send off

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all the students leaving
for so-called real schools?

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There's a formal dance afterward.

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How many dances is
this school gonna have?

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Five.

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If you come to all of them,
you get one of these.

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I assumed your whole posse
would be coming to the dance,

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having heard the exciting
news about Britta.

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Banana rhino.

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Banana Sam Elliott.

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LeVar "Banana" Burton.

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Banana King Tut.

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Here, give me that.

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It's more like this.

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B... banana penis.

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Sure, you would've
loved it if he did it.

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What?

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What's happened to you and me, Troy?

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Remember how hard we laughed

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When we first heard the
term "teacher's aids"?

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Yeah.

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And then we found out
a teacher did have aids.

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So what's everybody doing this summer?

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I'm taking the boys on a trip.

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Money's tight, so I hope
I can convince them

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for one more year that motels
are tiny, little theme parks.

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Yeah, I got to find
a new place to live.

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My dad wants me to leave the nest,

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so he feels less weird
that his girlfriend is 20.

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You could live in a pyramid.

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Oh, wait.

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Abed, your dorm room's
got a bunk bed, right?

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Yep.

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Um, everyone has to go to
the transfer dance tomorrow.

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I'm going.

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My friend Gary's transferring.

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Oh, good.

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- Finally.
- Thank God.

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Hope he transfers to hell.

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More importantly,

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our very own Britta Perry,
it turns out,

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has been nominated for transfer queen.

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Oh, that's nice!

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What the hell is a transfer queen?

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It's like prom queen.
You wear a sash.

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And there's a vote, and if you win,

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they put a crown on your head,
and I am so jealous, Britta,

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I want to murder you.
Aren't you excited?

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No.

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How did I get nominated?

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Don't let it upset you, Britta.

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It's the last day of the semester.

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Nothing can ruin that.

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Hi!

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Amazing. He's like an evil genie.

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Just spreading the news.

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Some folks say "transfer formal"

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isn't really rolling off the tongue,

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so we're just gonna call
it "The tranny dance"!

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Much more Greendale.

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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com

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What kind of community
college has a prom?

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Proms weren't even cool in high school.

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It's that kind of crap that made
me drop out in the first place.

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You know, you don't actually have

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to lie on a sofa like
it's a Woody Allen movie.

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Thank you for telling me that
in the last session, dumb-ass.

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Now, look...

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There are bugs on the
windshield of your mind

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you may never be able to squeegee,

99
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like a certain birthday party

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attended by a rather
enterprising transient

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in a dinosaur costume.

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But there are other more recent streaks

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that you might yet
be able to wipe clear,

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like your adolescent fear

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of being a so-called blow-up doll.

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I really think this nomination
may actually help that.

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So you think I'd feel
better about myself

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if I got all sexed up, went over there,

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and really tried to be crowned
queen of the dingbats?

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- Precisely.
- Wow.

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Guess you really get what
you pay for with free therapy.

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Ouch. That stung a little bit.

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Thanks.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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I'll save you some time.

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He listens to you talk for a year,

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then recommends a makeover.

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Well, don't wear as much lipstick

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as you did on Valentine's Day.

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Your mouth looked like a coin purse.

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Senor Chang...

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Greendale's foremost,
if only, Spanish teacher.

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What can I do for you?

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I am actually a student now.

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- Oh.
- But I was thinking,

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as a teacher and as my friend,

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um, if you could help me...

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Cheat my way through school.

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I have a counterproposal.

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How about...

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I point out to you that we've
never actually been friends,

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then laugh at your very
well-deserved misfortune?

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Let's just try that a second.

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No, Jorge, you killed it.

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Are you going to Abed's kegger?

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Sweet.

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You probably don't want to talk to me.

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Well, it's not junior high.

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We're mature adults, Michelle.
We can talk.

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I think I handled our breakup poorly.

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Before I respond to that,

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I'll have to take a
extra-strength vitamin duh.

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Duh.

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We started getting serious,
and I got scared,

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and it's possible I made a mistake.

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Maybe we can talk about it sometime.

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I miss you.

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Mm-mmm.

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Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.

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Cool.

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- Dope kegger.
- Thanks.

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Funny...

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You know, I... I spend
so much time here,

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I forget that we don't live together.

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Then I think...

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"What if we lived together?"

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Here, I'm gonna check on the other keg.

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Hey, Troy, you ever seen one of these?

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It's called a beer bong.

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You're not supposed to inhale, though.

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I almost died outside.

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Why does abed hate me?

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What, are you kidding?
Look at him.

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He probably hates America.

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Hey, babe, babe.

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Guess what.

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Your boyfriend just got offered a spot

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on the number-one
community-college

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hacky sack team in the nation.

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- Oh, my God! Sweetie!
- Oh, my God.

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I'm assuming that's huge.

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Of course it's huge.
Are you kidding me?

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I mean, you know,
I'm not into the fame and stuff,

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but I could be the next
Yngwe Mackadangdang junior.

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I know.

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There's just one thing,
mountain flower,

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and that's that the, uh...

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the school's in Delaware.

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Thank you.

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You know...

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If you don't go to this dance tomorrow,

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we are not gonna see
each other for months.

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It's not a Jane Austen novel.
We have cell phones.

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- What? Aah! Oh.
- Oh, jeez, sorry.

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What are you doing?

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Well, you had hair I was gonna move.

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- You were gonna move my hair?
- I don't know.

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Have you ever thought of yourself

189
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as a guarded person, Britta?

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Am I?

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Watch.

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See? It's alarming, right?

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Right?

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Oh...

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Professor Slater, hi.
What are you doing here?

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Oh, you know, end of the year,
randomly wandering.

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Hi, Jeff.

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Are you two...?

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- No.
- No.

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The two of you aren't...?

201
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- No.
- No.

202
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- No, just friends.
- Same here.

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Good... for you.

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Will I see you at the dance, Britta?

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Kind of obligated,

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seeing as I'm nominated for queen,

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- so...
- Oh.

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I thought you were all
into female empowerment.

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What's more empowering
than a woman in a crown?

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Just did my first keg stand!

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Ha ha!

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Can't feel my legs.

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Mm!

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Whoo! Ha ha!

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Our original school song by
the venerable Pierce Hawthorne.

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He made that up. Hmm?

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Everyone remember to vote
before the coronation.

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The nominees are identified with sashes

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that say "Tranny Queen".

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By the way, we do offer summer classes,

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which are a great way to, um...

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Um, broaden your mind.
Have fun.

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Hi. You're here for me.

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Guys! Guys...

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Vaughn got recruited to
a college in Delaware.

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I'm gonna go with him for the summer.

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Finally, a classic
last-day-of-school plot twist.

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He's gonna be the next
Yngwe Mackadangdang junior.

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It's a hacky sack guy.

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Hey, you don't have to tell us who

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Ingmar Mackadingdong junior is.

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Jeff, help me with some refreshments.

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Please don't tell anyone
until after I'm gone.

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I'm not just going to
Delaware for the summer.

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I'm transferring with Vaughn.

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What? When did you decide that?

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I spent three months
researching backpacks

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before I chose the one that I use now.

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I don't want to be that person anymore.

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I want to live in the moment.

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Well, for your and Vaughn's sake,

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I hope it works out.

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But on behalf of the rest of the group,

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I hope it's a catastrophe.

245
00:09:01,578 --> 00:09:04,545
- You better visit.
- Whoa!

246
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,411
I can't believe nobody's
taken this cookie.

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Senor Chang...

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Is there a word in Spanish

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for someone who used to
pretend to be a professor,

250
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but was a teacher,
but wasn't actually a teacher,

251
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and he's now a student?

252
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Is there a word for that?

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Oh, if it was in Spanish,
you wouldn't know, would you?

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Ah, bup, bup, bup.

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Hit a professor, you'll get expelled.

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I will find a loophole.

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Oh, good luck with that.

258
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Then I'll kill you.

259
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- Good.
- Dudley Moore.

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Spray tan.

261
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I'd go easy on that punch if I was you.

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I've put in a little... hot person.

263
00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:42,910
Hot people.

264
00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:44,310
There are two of them coming this way.

265
00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:45,310
Which one do you want?

266
00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,011
- Hi, Jeff.
- Hi, Jeff.

267
00:09:47,078 --> 00:09:48,878
- Oh.
- Oh.

268
00:09:48,945 --> 00:09:50,678
Britta, you look great.

269
00:09:50,746 --> 00:09:52,211
Such a stunning improvement.

270
00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:53,679
Thank you.
God, you look gorgeous.

271
00:09:53,746 --> 00:09:56,078
It must've taken all day.

272
00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:57,877
Oh.

273
00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,278
Oh, Jeff, you've got a...

274
00:09:59,345 --> 00:10:01,411
Oh. It's right there.

275
00:10:01,479 --> 00:10:02,678
- I do? What?
- Actually...

276
00:10:04,912 --> 00:10:06,344
Guys, guys...

277
00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:07,712
Cleanest face ever.

278
00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:09,211
Hey, am I okay?

279
00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:11,445
- Yes.
- Yeah.

280
00:10:11,512 --> 00:10:13,677
You know, Troy, uh,
our study group...

281
00:10:13,745 --> 00:10:16,010
After all we've been through,
we got to stick together.

282
00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:18,844
You, me, and Jeff and rain man

283
00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:22,178
and big boobs and medium
boobs and black boobs...

284
00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:23,378
We're a family.

285
00:10:23,445 --> 00:10:24,544
What's your point?

286
00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:26,011
I've been looking at your situation,

287
00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:27,177
and I'd like to make an offer.

288
00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:29,677
Okay.

289
00:10:29,744 --> 00:10:31,210
Am I black boobs?

290
00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:33,311
Last call.

291
00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:44,681
Study over.

292
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,880
What are you doing?

293
00:10:49,948 --> 00:10:51,780
Just giving things a finale vibe.

294
00:10:51,848 --> 00:10:53,880
Well, how's this for a finale vibe?

295
00:10:53,948 --> 00:10:55,581
Pierce asked me to move in with him...

296
00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:56,847
in his mansion.

297
00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:58,980
More of a spin -off vibe,
but you should do it.

298
00:10:59,048 --> 00:11:01,147
- I thought we were friends.
- We are.

299
00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:03,281
Best friends... That's why
we shouldn't be roommates.

300
00:11:03,349 --> 00:11:04,947
We'll end up fighting and
putting a masking-tape line

301
00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,080
down the middle of our room.

302
00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:08,314
We just won't get masking tape.

303
00:11:08,381 --> 00:11:09,614
Troy, you should live
with someone who you like,

304
00:11:09,682 --> 00:11:10,947
but whose friendship
wouldn't be altered

305
00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,947
because of constant
irritation... that's Pierce.

306
00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:14,614
If you and I move in,
we jump the shark.

307
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:18,447
That'll end it.
Well, maybe you're ending it.

308
00:11:18,515 --> 00:11:20,614
Oh, and for the record,

309
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,281
there was an episode of Happy Days

310
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,447
where a guy literally
jumped over a shark,

311
00:11:25,515 --> 00:11:27,913
and it was the best one.

312
00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:32,780
I think I'm winning.

313
00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:35,347
- Winning... Tranny Queen.
- Yeah.

314
00:11:35,414 --> 00:11:37,113
So, uh, isn't it nice

315
00:11:37,181 --> 00:11:39,813
that Jeff and Slater are
getting back together?

316
00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:41,780
- What?
- Aha! And psych!

317
00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:43,113
But they will get back together

318
00:11:43,181 --> 00:11:44,780
if you don't stop competing with her

319
00:11:44,847 --> 00:11:46,679
and start communicating with Jeff.

320
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,146
She already has a head start.

321
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:51,180
They slept together.

322
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:54,213
Holy macaroni with pepper Jack.

323
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,013
When? Where?

324
00:11:56,081 --> 00:11:57,547
During paintball

325
00:11:57,615 --> 00:11:59,813
in the study room with colonel mustard.

326
00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:01,046
Does it matter?

327
00:12:01,114 --> 00:12:02,046
Well, now it does matter.

328
00:12:02,114 --> 00:12:03,380
Where... where in the study room?

329
00:12:03,447 --> 00:12:05,979
On the couches.

330
00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,979
- We use those!
- Oh, get over it.

331
00:12:08,047 --> 00:12:09,879
I've seen you shake the Dean's hand.

332
00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:11,679
Who knows where he's been?

333
00:12:11,747 --> 00:12:14,679
Do you believe in soul mates?

334
00:12:14,747 --> 00:12:16,112
Oh.

335
00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,045
Um, okay, now, don't be mad at me.

336
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,212
I didn't think that more than
one person would answer the ad.

337
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,512
Yes, dream coming true.

338
00:12:21,580 --> 00:12:23,479
You guys are leaving already?

339
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:25,578
Yeah, got to be in Delaware
by tomorrow night.

340
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,744
First practice is Monday morning.

341
00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:32,777
See you soon.

342
00:12:34,445 --> 00:12:36,478
Have a good summer.

343
00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:38,944
I'll see you in the fall, Annie.

344
00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:46,579
We're gonna miss you.

345
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:47,779
Yeah, you're the one

346
00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:49,046
that didn't even want me
in the study group.

347
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,146
Come on, that's not true.

348
00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:52,313
Yeah, none of us did.

349
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,512
I say things others won't.
That has value.

350
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,712
Well...

351
00:12:56,779 --> 00:12:57,811
Bye.

352
00:12:57,879 --> 00:12:59,145
See ya.

353
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,245
Lates.

354
00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:07,310
Good evening, Michelle.

355
00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:09,843
Or may I say, "meow-chelle"?

356
00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:12,377
- Who has your car keys?
- They're in the taco meat.

357
00:13:12,444 --> 00:13:14,477
Now, what say you and
I blow this pop stand

358
00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:16,810
and head off for a
spot of slap n' tickle?

359
00:13:16,878 --> 00:13:18,144
I mean sex,

360
00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,878
in case the lingo hasn't
made it to the States.

361
00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:23,178
I think I'm probably
leaving here with Jeff.

362
00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,479
Really? I'm sorry, I just...

363
00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:25,812
just assumed that you two were done,

364
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,145
since, uh...

365
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:30,979
Jeff and Britta did, uh,
the Yankee Doodle.

366
00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:32,812
Oh, don't tell me that
didn't make it to the States.

367
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,812
It clearly originated here.

368
00:13:37,146 --> 00:13:41,578
Okay, we finished
tallying all 36 votes,

369
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,978
so everyone get ready!

370
00:13:43,046 --> 00:13:45,878
Yo, Goldilocks.

371
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:46,878
Drop the smirk.

372
00:13:46,945 --> 00:13:48,211
I know about your grungy tumble,

373
00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:49,811
and I'm sure it was the
highlight of your diary,

374
00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:51,577
but it was during a pit
stop in something real.

375
00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:52,911
You were the pit stop.

376
00:13:52,978 --> 00:13:55,678
He used you to numb the
pain of not getting with me.

377
00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,744
Jeff needs a girl who doesn't
just not wear underwear

378
00:13:57,812 --> 00:14:00,078
because oprah told her
it would spice things up.

379
00:14:00,145 --> 00:14:01,911
He needs a girl who
doesn't wear underwear

380
00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:04,245
because she hasn't done
laundry in three weeks.

381
00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:06,578
He's been to flavor country now.

382
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,479
They should retire
the table we did it on.

383
00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:09,745
Table?

384
00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:12,213
Miss britta perry!

385
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,246
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to go.

386
00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:16,645
I just won a contest for being hot.

387
00:14:17,812 --> 00:14:20,577
Oh, wow.

388
00:14:20,645 --> 00:14:22,478
This is a huge honor.

389
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:24,412
This may come as a surprise to you,

390
00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:26,878
but I've never actually
won anything before.

391
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:28,245
Okay, well, you still haven't.

392
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:29,577
I'm just listing the nominees,

393
00:14:29,645 --> 00:14:31,311
so not a great time to get cocky.

394
00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:34,843
Okay. Christine Hollinsworth!

395
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:38,710
Britney Baker!

396
00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:42,977
Mary Jones!

397
00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:48,410
Amy Sm...

398
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:51,443
Jeff Einger, do not
get back with Slater.

399
00:14:54,244 --> 00:14:55,410
I love you.

400
00:14:59,577 --> 00:15:01,343
Psst, psst, Britta.

401
00:15:01,411 --> 00:15:02,542
Britta!

402
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,143
Your lipstick looks better.

403
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,512
Hey, man.

404
00:15:16,579 --> 00:15:18,345
How's it going?

405
00:15:18,413 --> 00:15:20,011
Uh, don't shoot the messenger,

406
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,511
but everyone at this dance

407
00:15:21,578 --> 00:15:24,911
is kind of waiting for
your reaction to all this.

408
00:15:24,979 --> 00:15:26,345
Look, I'm trying to think, okay?

409
00:15:26,412 --> 00:15:28,311
Yeah, that's cool.
Take your time.

410
00:15:28,379 --> 00:15:30,345
Hey, how's it going?
You look great.

411
00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:32,211
Very fatal attraction.

412
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,710
Ah.

413
00:15:34,778 --> 00:15:37,177
- What's wrong with you?
- I'm sick.

414
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:39,344
I don't know why.

415
00:15:39,411 --> 00:15:40,576
Have you considered

416
00:15:40,644 --> 00:15:41,877
the 60-inch-diameter
cookie you're eating?

417
00:15:41,944 --> 00:15:43,777
How can something that's delicious

418
00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,344
make me sick?

419
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,776
Unless too much of a good thing...

420
00:15:49,844 --> 00:15:52,777
is actually a bad thing.

421
00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:55,044
My friendship with Abed
is a giant cookie.

422
00:15:55,112 --> 00:15:56,644
Look, I kind of got my own
thing going on right now.

423
00:15:56,712 --> 00:15:58,478
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

424
00:16:10,247 --> 00:16:12,779
First of all...

425
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,113
I'm flattered.

426
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,946
Second...

427
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,812
Have you ever heard of...

428
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,979
email?

429
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,146
You love me?

430
00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:25,179
Do you love me?

431
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:28,145
I have something to say.

432
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,111
Jeff...

433
00:16:31,179 --> 00:16:32,312
I love you.

434
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,411
I wonder where she got that from.

435
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:37,045
I'm sorry. Do you have a
patent on loving people?

436
00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:39,011
Would you like a patent
in getting your ass kicked?

437
00:16:39,079 --> 00:16:40,978
Okay, okay.

438
00:16:41,046 --> 00:16:43,145
Can you stand over there?

439
00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:46,911
And can you sit down...

440
00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:48,311
please?

441
00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:56,944
Jeffrey...

442
00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:58,177
Choose Britta.

443
00:16:58,245 --> 00:16:59,244
- Yeah, Team Britta.
- Yeah, that's right.

444
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:00,477
Britta's lame.

445
00:17:00,544 --> 00:17:01,810
Team Slater.

446
00:17:01,878 --> 00:17:03,011
- Team Slater.
- Choose Britta.

447
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,344
Bring Conan back!

448
00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,878
Shh.

449
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,845
Ye... It's been a... a great year.

450
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:12,577
Can't hear you.
No one can hear you.

451
00:17:17,112 --> 00:17:19,645
Uh, hi, it's, um...

452
00:17:19,712 --> 00:17:21,478
Oh, come on, who are you choosing?

453
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,478
I... I don't know.

454
00:17:33,545 --> 00:17:35,311
Oh.

455
00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:41,645
Everybody sh...
Everybody close their faces.

456
00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:43,146
All right, he's got a lot on his mind.

457
00:17:43,213 --> 00:17:44,311
Leave him alone.

458
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:45,812
Oka... I got it from here.

459
00:17:45,879 --> 00:17:49,146
My name is Professor Ian Duncan,

460
00:17:49,213 --> 00:17:52,147
and I would like to rap for you.

461
00:17:52,214 --> 00:17:53,479
Drop a beat.

462
00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:55,980
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

463
00:18:03,381 --> 00:18:04,546
Oh, okay. Okay, okay.

464
00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:05,747
No, no, no, you know what, Duncan?

465
00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:06,747
- What?
- That's enough.

466
00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:07,746
- Why?
- You have a problem.

467
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:08,980
- Oh, I have a problem?
- Yes.

468
00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:11,413
Who is it here who
has a dalmatian fetish?

469
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,646
Oh, ok... okay.

470
00:18:12,714 --> 00:18:14,813
Well, that is a oversimplification,

471
00:18:14,881 --> 00:18:16,180
and you are suspended.

472
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,712
Oh, come on.

473
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,146
Oh, not a teacher anymore.

474
00:18:19,213 --> 00:18:20,645
What's this?

475
00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,012
A roll of quarters. Why?

476
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,311
Funny question. Oh, man!

477
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:24,812
- Friends, help me, friends!
- Help me!

478
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,679
He's on me! He's on me!

479
00:18:26,747 --> 00:18:28,812
I'll do it. I'll move in with you.

480
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,479
Fantastic, buddy!

481
00:18:30,546 --> 00:18:31,812
Why don't you come over on Saturday?

482
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,379
My tailor will fit you for a uniform.

483
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:39,012
Guys, let's break it up.
Come on, let's not fight.

484
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,212
Let's not fight.

485
00:18:40,279 --> 00:18:41,946
No, no!

486
00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:04,313
I thought you left.

487
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:06,914
I couldn't go.

488
00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:07,947
What happened?

489
00:19:08,015 --> 00:19:09,580
I guess as we were driving away,

490
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,081
I finally started living in the moment,

491
00:19:12,148 --> 00:19:14,913
and I realized that, in the moment,

492
00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,380
greendale is where I belong.

493
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,514
What are you doing out here?

494
00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:21,414
Oh, you know...

495
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:23,348
Britta and Slater told me
they loved me.

496
00:19:23,415 --> 00:19:25,247
- Really?
- Yeah.

497
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,248
- What did you do?
- I ran away.

498
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,248
I don't know. It's hard.

499
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,082
Slater makes me feel like I do

500
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,249
when I write my new year's resolutions.

501
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,483
She makes me feel like
the guy I want to be.

502
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,583
And britta makes me
feel like the guy I am

503
00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:39,417
three weeks after new year's,

504
00:19:39,484 --> 00:19:40,917
when I'm back to
hitting my snooze button

505
00:19:40,985 --> 00:19:42,517
and screening my
mom's phone calls...

506
00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:44,050
back to who I really am.

507
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:45,750
So...

508
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,917
Do you try to evolve...

509
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:50,917
or do you try to know what you are?

510
00:19:50,985 --> 00:19:52,250
I don't know.

511
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,084
I wish I could live two lives.

512
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,850
One of me would go with Vaughn,
and one of me could stay here.

513
00:19:56,918 --> 00:19:58,250
Yeah, one of me could
be back with Slater,

514
00:19:58,317 --> 00:19:59,750
and the other could try it with Britta.

515
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:01,249
And then we could all get together

516
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:02,682
for some weird foursome.

517
00:20:04,117 --> 00:20:06,915
Um, I guess I got to...

518
00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,049
got to deal with it.

519
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:09,415
Good luck.

520
00:20:09,482 --> 00:20:12,247
Um...

521
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:13,514
I'm glad you're staying.

522
00:20:29,251 --> 00:20:39,241
sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

523
00:20:41,937 --> 00:20:42,236
Oh, my God.

524
00:20:42,303 --> 00:20:44,403
I'm finally popular enough
to be in the yearbook.

525
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:46,070
What do you mean "video yearbook"?

526
00:20:46,136 --> 00:20:47,570
Where do I sign?

527
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,570
Photo not available.

528
00:20:49,637 --> 00:20:51,704
This better not be one of those
take-your-top-off videos.

529
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,371
I don't believe in yearbooks.

530
00:20:53,438 --> 00:20:55,038
I just want people to remember

531
00:20:55,105 --> 00:20:56,905
there's a guy in between these things.

532
00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,237
What a year.

533
00:20:58,305 --> 00:20:59,604
Only two pregnancy scares.

534
00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:03,503
I give this year a "D"
for "delightful".

535
00:21:03,571 --> 00:21:07,038
I can't believe
I spent ten bucks on this.

536
00:21:07,105 --> 00:21:09,004
I don't know any of these people.

537
00:21:09,005 --> 00:21:14,000
Corrected by 4be1
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