1 00:00:04,566 --> 00:00:06,443 Why is everyone wearing 2 00:00:04,566 --> 00:00:06,443 those hats? 3 00:00:06,443 --> 00:00:08,278 Is the dean planning 4 00:00:06,443 --> 00:00:08,278 another event, 5 00:00:08,278 --> 00:00:11,239 or is the Greendale Hat Club 6 00:00:08,278 --> 00:00:11,239 struggling to be noteworthy? 7 00:00:11,239 --> 00:00:13,200 You're talking about it. 8 00:00:11,239 --> 00:00:13,200 I talk about stuff 9 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,536 that annoys me. 10 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:15,536 Speaking of the dean... 11 00:00:15,536 --> 00:00:17,329 Guten Tag, homies. 12 00:00:17,329 --> 00:00:20,248 I hope you'll all be attending 13 00:00:17,329 --> 00:00:20,248 Oktoberfest. 14 00:00:20,248 --> 00:00:22,626 Don't often get to celebrate 15 00:00:20,248 --> 00:00:22,626 German culture. 16 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:25,253 It's not often we want to. 17 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:25,253 Yeah. 18 00:00:25,253 --> 00:00:27,422 A little goes a long way. 19 00:00:25,253 --> 00:00:27,422 True. 20 00:00:27,422 --> 00:00:30,217 Greendale's Oktoberfest 21 00:00:27,422 --> 00:00:30,217 has never drawn huge crowds, 22 00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:32,302 probably due to our 23 00:00:30,217 --> 00:00:32,302 diversity, 24 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:36,598 so this year, we are adding 25 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:36,598 some color. Kick it. 26 00:00:36,598 --> 00:00:38,433 I'm gonna give this to you, 27 00:00:36,598 --> 00:00:38,433 Troy. 28 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:40,519 "Pop and Locktoberfest." 29 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:44,648 The central event 30 00:00:40,519 --> 00:00:44,648 will be a pop-and-lock-a-thon. 31 00:00:44,648 --> 00:00:47,442 Winner gets to annex Poland. 32 00:00:44,648 --> 00:00:47,442 Kidding. 33 00:00:47,442 --> 00:00:49,820 The winner gets an iTunes 34 00:00:47,442 --> 00:00:49,820 gift card. Okay. 35 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:52,406 Oh, a break dance contest. 36 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:52,406 What should we name our team? 37 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:54,742 Gonna go hang myself 38 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:54,742 in my closet. 39 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:56,451 I'm coming with. 40 00:00:56,451 --> 00:00:58,037 Is it me, 41 00:00:56,451 --> 00:00:58,037 or is this campus getting 42 00:00:58,037 --> 00:00:59,705 more cartoonish every day? 43 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:02,249 It's exciting. I painted 44 00:00:59,705 --> 00:01:02,249 a tunnel on the library. 45 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:04,459 When it dries, 46 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:04,459 I'm going for it. 47 00:01:07,713 --> 00:01:09,048 See that guy over there? 48 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,340 The one wearing 49 00:01:09,048 --> 00:01:10,340 the Gucci suit 50 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,760 in a lightweight woven 51 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,760 wool-mohair? 52 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,929 We used to work together. 53 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:14,929 Cool. 54 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:17,681 So he's from your origins? 55 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:17,681 This is all I need. 56 00:01:17,681 --> 00:01:19,892 Excuse me, sir. 57 00:01:17,681 --> 00:01:19,892 You're all my friend needs. 58 00:01:21,977 --> 00:01:23,478 Your mouth isn't 59 00:01:21,977 --> 00:01:23,478 curved upwards. 60 00:01:23,478 --> 00:01:25,480 Did I misread something? 61 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,400 Aw, Tango? 62 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,400 Sundance. 63 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,860 We worked with 64 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,860 different partners. 65 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,236 Got it. 66 00:01:31,236 --> 00:01:34,281 Hey. 67 00:01:31,236 --> 00:01:34,281 What brings you to Greendale? 68 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:37,492 I'm a teacher. Wait, 69 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:37,492 that's worse than the truth. 70 00:01:37,492 --> 00:01:39,954 I'm a student. 71 00:01:37,492 --> 00:01:39,954 I'm in no position to judge. 72 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:42,372 I'm here for an NA meeting. 73 00:01:39,954 --> 00:01:42,372 Narcotics Anonymous? 74 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:43,958 Remember when you asked 75 00:01:42,372 --> 00:01:43,958 for my secret, 76 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:46,085 I said yoga? I lied. 77 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,670 I'm Abed. 78 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,670 Abed, this is Alan Connor. 79 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,923 This guy and I used to wipe 80 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,923 the courtroom floor 81 00:01:50,923 --> 00:01:52,173 with prosecutors. 82 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,717 DA called us 83 00:01:52,173 --> 00:01:53,717 The Litterbugs, 84 00:01:53,717 --> 00:01:55,510 we put so much trash back 85 00:01:53,717 --> 00:01:55,510 out on the street. 86 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:58,931 Come here, come here. 87 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:58,931 You still ticklish? 88 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:01,182 Stop that. 89 00:01:58,931 --> 00:02:01,182 Hey, let's get a drink, huh? 90 00:02:01,182 --> 00:02:03,018 Are you allowed? 91 00:02:01,182 --> 00:02:03,018 Yeah, I quit doing blow, 92 00:02:03,018 --> 00:02:05,186 not being rad. 93 00:02:03,018 --> 00:02:05,186 All right, let's do it. 94 00:02:05,186 --> 00:02:07,064 Jeff can't go. 95 00:02:05,186 --> 00:02:07,064 He has class. 96 00:02:07,064 --> 00:02:10,191 Well, those cargo pants would 97 00:02:07,064 --> 00:02:10,191 suggest otherwise. Heh, heh. 98 00:02:10,191 --> 00:02:11,777 What has this place 99 00:02:10,191 --> 00:02:11,777 done to you? 100 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:15,823 You have no idea. 101 00:02:11,777 --> 00:02:15,823 Hat Club. 102 00:02:15,823 --> 00:02:17,574 Now you have some idea. 103 00:02:17,574 --> 00:02:19,034 [THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" 104 00:02:17,574 --> 00:02:19,034 PLAYING] 105 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:46,436 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING 106 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:46,436 ON STEREO] 107 00:02:55,904 --> 00:02:57,531 So...? 108 00:02:57,531 --> 00:02:59,033 So? 109 00:03:00,492 --> 00:03:03,037 Anyone that's been in a team 110 00:03:00,492 --> 00:03:03,037 pop-and-lock-a-thon 111 00:03:03,037 --> 00:03:05,455 knows you need seven people 112 00:03:03,037 --> 00:03:05,455 to stand a chance. 113 00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,290 We have seven. 114 00:03:05,455 --> 00:03:07,290 Oh, do you? 115 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,334 Word on campus 116 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:09,334 is Winger's too busy 117 00:03:09,334 --> 00:03:11,503 hanging with his 118 00:03:09,334 --> 00:03:11,503 cool lawyer friend. 119 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:14,631 Slow news day. 120 00:03:16,383 --> 00:03:18,927 That's your Carson? 121 00:03:16,383 --> 00:03:18,927 Jon Stewart. 122 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:21,346 You depress me. 123 00:03:18,927 --> 00:03:21,346 Look, we'll get back to you. 124 00:03:21,346 --> 00:03:23,098 All right, well, 125 00:03:21,346 --> 00:03:23,098 don't take too long. 126 00:03:23,098 --> 00:03:24,975 And don't rip off this exit. 127 00:03:29,437 --> 00:03:32,357 Where is Jeff? 128 00:03:29,437 --> 00:03:32,357 Obviously hanging with Alan. 129 00:03:32,357 --> 00:03:34,068 Those two are like 130 00:03:32,357 --> 00:03:34,068 Siamese twins 131 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:35,861 attached at 132 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:35,861 the cell phone holster. 133 00:03:35,861 --> 00:03:37,571 I haven't met him yet. 134 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:39,781 Shouldn't we be happy that 135 00:03:37,571 --> 00:03:39,781 Jeff found an old friend? 136 00:03:39,781 --> 00:03:42,159 Alan is to Jeff what 137 00:03:39,781 --> 00:03:42,159 Rob Lowe is to James Spader 138 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,702 in 1990's Bad Influence. 139 00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:46,205 He's a bad influence. 140 00:03:43,702 --> 00:03:46,205 You saw it? 141 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:49,290 Hey, guys, I'm gonna be 142 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:49,290 a little bit late today. 143 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,210 Alan and I are gonna take 144 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:51,210 a quick sidebar. 145 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,836 Or any bar. 146 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:56,090 Oh, he's got Britta down. 147 00:03:57,257 --> 00:03:59,551 You look familiar. 148 00:03:57,257 --> 00:03:59,551 It's possible. 149 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:02,679 Have you or someone you know 150 00:03:59,551 --> 00:04:02,679 been injured at work? Oh. 151 00:04:02,679 --> 00:04:05,473 Yes, a shrimp boat 152 00:04:02,679 --> 00:04:05,473 ran over my cousin. 153 00:04:05,473 --> 00:04:06,808 That's serious. Call me. 154 00:04:06,808 --> 00:04:09,228 Jeff, you need 155 00:04:06,808 --> 00:04:09,228 to be respectful of time. 156 00:04:09,228 --> 00:04:12,147 Shirley, if I killed a man, 157 00:04:09,228 --> 00:04:12,147 as a Christian, 158 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:14,274 would you forgive me? 159 00:04:12,147 --> 00:04:14,274 I would. 160 00:04:14,274 --> 00:04:16,568 Then either that man's life 161 00:04:14,274 --> 00:04:16,568 is worth less than your time, 162 00:04:16,568 --> 00:04:20,781 or it's okay for me to be late. 163 00:04:16,568 --> 00:04:20,781 Ha, ha. Oh, no. 164 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,699 You've still got 165 00:04:20,781 --> 00:04:22,699 the moves, man. 166 00:04:22,699 --> 00:04:25,160 If they gave away awards 167 00:04:22,699 --> 00:04:25,160 for mind games, 168 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,955 the statue would be Jeff Winger 169 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,955 doing it to a brain. 170 00:04:27,955 --> 00:04:31,666 Come on, Jeff's bush-league. 171 00:04:27,955 --> 00:04:31,666 I gave seminars on manipulation. 172 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,670 I can reach into a man's soul 173 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,670 and unravel it with one tug. 174 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,005 Cool. Hit me. 175 00:04:38,506 --> 00:04:40,550 You're bald. 176 00:04:38,506 --> 00:04:40,550 So are you. 177 00:04:40,550 --> 00:04:41,927 I'll kill you, you...! 178 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:44,638 Come here. 179 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:44,638 Mistrial. 180 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,308 Ha, ha, ha. 181 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,308 Come on, man. 182 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:51,311 I have hair. 183 00:04:55,315 --> 00:04:56,733 Father, I have hair. 184 00:04:57,859 --> 00:04:59,527 On a tax evasion case? 185 00:04:57,859 --> 00:04:59,527 Yeah. 186 00:04:59,527 --> 00:05:01,780 God, I miss talking 187 00:04:59,527 --> 00:05:01,780 about this stuff. 188 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:03,157 You should visit the office. 189 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:05,200 Right. I can't 190 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:05,200 show my face there 191 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,660 after getting busted 192 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,660 like that. 193 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:08,954 You know what 194 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:08,954 lawyers call someone 195 00:05:08,954 --> 00:05:10,497 who defrauds the state bar, 196 00:05:10,497 --> 00:05:13,750 cheats on his LSATs and 197 00:05:10,497 --> 00:05:13,750 cons his way into a firm? 198 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:18,088 Best lawyer ever. 199 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:18,088 Seriously? 200 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:19,965 Hey, tomorrow night. 201 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:21,758 Office party. 202 00:05:19,965 --> 00:05:21,758 You're my guest. 203 00:05:21,758 --> 00:05:23,384 Oh, no. 204 00:05:23,384 --> 00:05:25,137 Come on, you just said 205 00:05:23,384 --> 00:05:25,137 you missed it. 206 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:29,599 I do. I really, really do. 207 00:05:33,061 --> 00:05:34,562 What does Alan have 208 00:05:33,061 --> 00:05:34,562 that we don't? 209 00:05:34,562 --> 00:05:37,524 A butt for Jeff's wiener. 210 00:05:34,562 --> 00:05:37,524 Heh. 211 00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:39,567 I mean, 212 00:05:37,524 --> 00:05:39,567 we all have butts too. 213 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:42,070 We have butts, 214 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:42,070 just not for the same thing. 215 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,281 I'm trying to 216 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,281 say they're gay. 217 00:05:44,281 --> 00:05:46,741 I don't like how much drinking 218 00:05:44,281 --> 00:05:46,741 and carousing they do. 219 00:05:46,741 --> 00:05:48,243 It's a gateway to narcotics. 220 00:05:48,243 --> 00:05:50,578 Narcotics! 221 00:05:48,243 --> 00:05:50,578 I know how I know Alan. 222 00:05:51,788 --> 00:05:54,124 But I'm not allowed to say. 223 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:57,711 Which means that you met him 224 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:57,711 in Narcotics Anonymous. 225 00:05:57,711 --> 00:05:59,296 Why bring it up 226 00:05:57,711 --> 00:05:59,296 if you're not allowed? 227 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:01,006 Because... 228 00:06:01,006 --> 00:06:03,800 He said something at a meeting 229 00:06:01,006 --> 00:06:03,800 about something bad he did. 230 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,385 He might have done it to Jeff, 231 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:06,385 but I can't say what it is. 232 00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:08,930 Okay, you've gone from 233 00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:08,930 precious to annoying. 234 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:10,891 What if you don't say it, 235 00:06:08,930 --> 00:06:10,891 but we guess? 236 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:13,768 Like charades? 237 00:06:10,891 --> 00:06:13,768 With this group, I'm watching. 238 00:06:21,609 --> 00:06:23,528 Four words. 239 00:06:23,528 --> 00:06:25,780 "Alan got Jeff disbarred." 240 00:06:23,528 --> 00:06:25,780 Uh... 241 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:27,866 Those junkies weren't 242 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:27,866 thinking about rules 243 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:29,201 when they were shooting 244 00:06:27,866 --> 00:06:29,201 up scag. 245 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:30,744 Jeff, 246 00:06:29,201 --> 00:06:30,744 Alan narced on you. 247 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:32,411 "Narced"? Hm. 248 00:06:32,411 --> 00:06:36,250 But he's, like, way too 249 00:06:32,411 --> 00:06:36,250 primo for that, Frank Zappa. 250 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,001 I think he turned you in 251 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:38,001 to the state bar. 252 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:40,461 I was in NA 253 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:40,461 and he bragged about it. 254 00:06:40,461 --> 00:06:42,630 He doesn't recognize me 255 00:06:40,461 --> 00:06:42,630 because my hair's longer, 256 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:44,674 my skin's clearer. 257 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,634 I've lost a lot of weight... 258 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,634 Annie. 259 00:06:46,634 --> 00:06:49,596 He said he turned me in? 260 00:06:49,596 --> 00:06:53,267 He said he sent an e-mail 261 00:06:49,596 --> 00:06:53,267 that got a rival co-worker fired 262 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:54,684 around the time 263 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:54,684 you got caught. 264 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,271 They never covered this 265 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,271 on Yo Gabba Gabba, 266 00:06:57,271 --> 00:06:58,813 but that's circumstantial. 267 00:06:58,813 --> 00:07:00,690 Any other meaningless 268 00:06:58,813 --> 00:07:00,690 conspiracy theories? 269 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:04,569 Yes. Did you know that Go-Gurt 270 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:04,569 is just yogurt? 271 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:07,572 Know what a therapist calls 272 00:07:04,569 --> 00:07:07,572 this kind of relationship? 273 00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:10,617 A gold mine. 274 00:07:07,572 --> 00:07:10,617 Codependent. 275 00:07:10,617 --> 00:07:12,369 You guys don't want me 276 00:07:10,617 --> 00:07:12,369 to be happy. 277 00:07:12,369 --> 00:07:16,373 You want me to need you. 278 00:07:12,369 --> 00:07:16,373 It's getting claustrophobic. 279 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:19,834 I used to run full-speed 280 00:07:16,373 --> 00:07:19,834 through the boundless wilderness 281 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:22,003 and now I'm in the zoo 282 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:24,714 where the horizon is wallpaper 283 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:24,714 and the air is stale 284 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:27,050 and nothing is ever 285 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:27,050 at stake. 286 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:29,552 In other words, 287 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:29,552 we're not cool. 288 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:31,596 I never said that. 289 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:31,596 You may have heard it. 290 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:33,390 I may have thought it. 291 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:33,390 It may be true. 292 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,891 But I never said it. 293 00:07:34,891 --> 00:07:36,768 See you at 294 00:07:34,891 --> 00:07:36,768 the pop-and-lock-a-thon? 295 00:07:36,768 --> 00:07:38,812 No, Abed, I'm going 296 00:07:36,768 --> 00:07:38,812 to a cool party 297 00:07:38,812 --> 00:07:42,523 at my cool former law firm 298 00:07:38,812 --> 00:07:42,523 from when my life was cool. 299 00:07:45,068 --> 00:07:47,321 Fine, you can be on the team. 300 00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:51,950 New deal. If we win, 301 00:07:47,321 --> 00:07:51,950 I get to be in the study group. 302 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:56,621 The stakes 303 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:56,621 have never been higher. 304 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:03,211 Just want to thank everybody 305 00:08:01,418 --> 00:08:03,211 for coming. 306 00:08:03,211 --> 00:08:06,923 You know, when I became 307 00:08:03,211 --> 00:08:06,923 a lawyer, I had a dream. 308 00:08:06,923 --> 00:08:09,592 I had a dream that one day 309 00:08:06,923 --> 00:08:09,592 I'd be head of a firm 310 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,428 so nobody would be able 311 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,428 to talk about the big, 312 00:08:11,428 --> 00:08:13,013 weird hole in my hand. 313 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:16,766 Everybody talks about it 314 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:16,766 behind my back. That's okay. 315 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:18,518 You know, I would. 316 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:21,729 What's great, though, 317 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:21,729 is that you don't stare 318 00:08:21,729 --> 00:08:23,315 or ask any questions. 319 00:08:23,315 --> 00:08:26,067 And as a reward 320 00:08:23,315 --> 00:08:26,067 for your restraint, 321 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:29,154 I got a little something 322 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:29,154 for you. 323 00:08:29,154 --> 00:08:31,906 There. That ought to keep you 324 00:08:29,154 --> 00:08:31,906 going till Christmas. 325 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:33,783 Everybody have fun tonight. 326 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:38,955 Anyone else with that hand 327 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:38,955 would wear a glove. 328 00:08:38,955 --> 00:08:42,792 He controls a room with it. 329 00:08:38,955 --> 00:08:42,792 He's the master. 330 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:45,086 Well, he sure is 331 00:08:42,792 --> 00:08:45,086 a fan of yours. 332 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:49,007 Oh, um... 333 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:49,007 Hey, when you talk to him, 334 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,342 will you mention me? 335 00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:52,177 He keeps passing me over 336 00:08:50,342 --> 00:08:52,177 for partner. 337 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:55,138 Alan, did you invite me here 338 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:55,138 with an ulterior motive? 339 00:08:56,681 --> 00:08:58,558 God, I miss this place. 340 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:04,147 God, it's a sea of Wingers. 341 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:06,858 This whole place reeks 342 00:09:04,147 --> 00:09:06,858 of moral ambiguity. 343 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:09,736 Actually, that was me. 344 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:09,736 I apologize. 345 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:12,280 Now, you guys are 346 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:12,280 new to high society, 347 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:16,659 so just follow my lead 348 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:16,659 and you'll be fine. 349 00:09:21,915 --> 00:09:25,293 First, why are you here? 350 00:09:21,915 --> 00:09:25,293 Second, I don't care. Leave. 351 00:09:25,293 --> 00:09:28,255 As a matter of fact, Jeff, 352 00:09:25,293 --> 00:09:28,255 we were invited. 353 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:32,551 Why would anyone do that? 354 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:32,551 Hey, you guys made it. 355 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:34,386 Come on in. 356 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:37,180 Before this gets 357 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:37,180 more embarrassing, 358 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,848 what is your misguided plan? 359 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:43,520 To apologize to you for casting 360 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:43,520 aspersions on your friend. 361 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,814 And to show you we can be cool. 362 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,814 Hey, is that Jeff Winger? 363 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:49,568 Find Annie and leave. 364 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:51,861 Ted. Hey, man. 365 00:09:49,568 --> 00:09:51,861 What's going on? 366 00:09:51,861 --> 00:09:53,530 Wow, hey. 367 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,532 Once Annie gets 368 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:55,532 Alan's office number, 369 00:09:55,532 --> 00:09:56,783 you break into his office. 370 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,410 Hack into his e-mails 371 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,410 and find proof 372 00:09:58,410 --> 00:10:00,661 that he screwed Jeff over. 373 00:10:02,747 --> 00:10:04,916 Fourth floor, 470. 374 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:10,004 First he said it was 69. 375 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:10,004 I wanna rub Purell on my brain. 376 00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,715 You are so missed here. 377 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,593 If we had five guys 378 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,593 with your balls, 379 00:10:14,593 --> 00:10:15,927 we wouldn't need 30 lawyers. 380 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,929 True, but we'd 381 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,929 need a good doctor. 382 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:22,767 Ted, stop hitting 383 00:10:19,556 --> 00:10:22,767 on my date. Ha, ha, ha. 384 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,312 I'm kidding. We can share. 385 00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:25,312 Ha, ha, ha. 386 00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:28,148 I get the head. 387 00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:28,148 I love the brain in there. 388 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,108 Ow, ow, ow. 389 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,108 I'll eat it. 390 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,027 Hey, everybody, 391 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,027 Jeff Winger's here. 392 00:10:33,027 --> 00:10:35,405 Hey. 393 00:10:35,405 --> 00:10:37,157 Should we notify someone 394 00:10:37,157 --> 00:10:40,660 that our team is not gonna make 395 00:10:37,157 --> 00:10:40,660 it to the pop-and-lock-a-thon? 396 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,163 You actually think 397 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,163 anybody cares? 398 00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:46,666 Checking in for 399 00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:46,666 the Heather Pop-and-Locklears? 400 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:49,794 Okay. And where's the rest 401 00:10:46,666 --> 00:10:49,794 of your team? 402 00:10:49,794 --> 00:10:51,379 They'll be here. 403 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:53,006 You're allowed to start 404 00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:53,006 by yourself. 405 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,924 But you won't stand a chance 406 00:10:53,006 --> 00:10:54,924 without someone... 407 00:10:54,924 --> 00:10:57,051 They'll be here. 408 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:10,064 I brought stuff people use 409 00:11:07,604 --> 00:11:10,064 for capers. 410 00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:14,735 Suction cup. Credit card. 411 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:17,238 Chloroform. 412 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:19,282 The credit card doesn't work, 413 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:19,282 the chloroform does. 414 00:11:19,282 --> 00:11:21,951 Annie, go back 415 00:11:19,282 --> 00:11:21,951 and keep lookout. 416 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:23,702 Why me, lookout? 417 00:11:21,951 --> 00:11:23,702 Why not you guys? 418 00:11:23,702 --> 00:11:26,498 If someone comes up, Kanye 419 00:11:23,702 --> 00:11:26,498 and Kumar get taken to jail. 420 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:28,458 You get taken to dinner. 421 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:31,085 You guys, I'm the smartest one 422 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:31,085 in this whole group 423 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:33,921 and all I've been used 424 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:33,921 for is bait and distraction. 425 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:38,885 Ugh! Go on your stupid mission. 426 00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:38,885 I hope it sucks. 427 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,054 What did she say? 428 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:41,054 I don't know. 429 00:11:41,054 --> 00:11:43,139 All I heard was "suck." 430 00:11:43,139 --> 00:11:44,974 I'm surprised Alan 431 00:11:43,139 --> 00:11:44,974 hasn't made partner. 432 00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:46,643 I'm surprised 433 00:11:44,974 --> 00:11:46,643 I haven't fired him. 434 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:49,646 Why? He's got a better 435 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:49,646 win record than I do. 436 00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,399 He's a spineless 437 00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,399 trust fund jag off. 438 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:53,774 I'll tell you what, 439 00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:53,774 Jeff. 440 00:11:53,774 --> 00:11:55,694 You're the best liar 441 00:11:53,774 --> 00:11:55,694 I ever employed. 442 00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:57,820 If you can look me 443 00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:57,820 in the eye 444 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,240 and tell me you actually 445 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,240 like Alan, 446 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,949 I'll make him 447 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,949 a full partner. 448 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,496 Well, I only ever really 449 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,496 liked one person. 450 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:09,957 My mom. 451 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:09,957 And she liked my dad. 452 00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:13,211 And after all the dust 453 00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:13,211 and the custody was settled, 454 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:16,297 the guy I really admired... 455 00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:16,297 Not liked, admired. 456 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,965 was the lawyer 457 00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,965 leaving the courthouse 458 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:21,052 in the great-looking suit 459 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:21,052 and a sky-blue Mercedes SLK. 460 00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:23,804 Sweet ride. 461 00:12:21,052 --> 00:12:23,804 Sweet job. Sweet life. 462 00:12:23,804 --> 00:12:25,806 He didn't care. 463 00:12:23,804 --> 00:12:25,806 He couldn't care. 464 00:12:25,806 --> 00:12:28,309 And the less he cared, 465 00:12:25,806 --> 00:12:28,309 the better he was. 466 00:12:28,309 --> 00:12:30,061 We are a special breed 467 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:32,480 because we rise above 468 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:32,480 the sloppy stuff 469 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,941 and look at the bottom line. 470 00:12:34,941 --> 00:12:37,736 You wanna like your employees? 471 00:12:34,941 --> 00:12:37,736 Open a hair salon. 472 00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:40,988 You wanna win? 473 00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:40,988 Make Alan partner. 474 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:44,117 The student 475 00:12:40,988 --> 00:12:44,117 has become the master. 476 00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:45,744 Thank you, Jeff. 477 00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:47,370 You make me wanna be 478 00:12:45,744 --> 00:12:47,370 a worse man. 479 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,375 Just because 480 00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:52,375 you can't work cases 481 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,835 doesn't mean you can't work. 482 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,835 Be a consultant. 483 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:57,171 Ted, that would be amazing. 484 00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:00,634 I'll be right back. 485 00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:05,012 Hey, Jeff, 486 00:13:02,927 --> 00:13:05,012 I'm sure you know Philip. 487 00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:07,515 Did you know that 488 00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:07,515 if I sleep with Philip 489 00:13:07,515 --> 00:13:09,016 once a month, 490 00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,810 I can use his beach house 491 00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,810 in Rio whenever I want? 492 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:14,522 Wow, you guys are really 493 00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:14,522 onto something. 494 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:16,733 I think you've found the world's 495 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:16,733 newest profession. 496 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:19,152 Guys, guys. I actually 497 00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:19,152 have a civil case 498 00:13:19,152 --> 00:13:21,321 against that bitch 499 00:13:19,152 --> 00:13:21,321 that stole my husband. 500 00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:23,615 Don't sue a stripper. 501 00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:23,615 Why not? 502 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:26,242 She's a stripper. 503 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:26,242 Life sued her and she lost. 504 00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:29,412 Where's Pierce? Jeez, why am I 505 00:13:26,242 --> 00:13:29,412 even worried about him? 506 00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:32,457 Hey. Did you know 507 00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:32,457 there's an island in Indonesia 508 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:34,250 where you can hunt people? 509 00:13:35,209 --> 00:13:36,419 We need to talk. 510 00:13:36,419 --> 00:13:38,421 I think this is it. Print it. 511 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:43,718 Nice. 512 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:43,718 Excuse me. 513 00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,595 Who are you guys? 514 00:13:43,718 --> 00:13:45,595 This is not your office. 515 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:48,264 I can explain. 516 00:13:50,141 --> 00:13:53,186 Let me explain. 517 00:14:07,992 --> 00:14:10,244 Oh, my God. 518 00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:11,579 I didn't know what to do. 519 00:14:11,579 --> 00:14:13,456 Oh, my God. 520 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:14,873 I usually have one foot out 521 00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:14,873 of reality. 522 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,209 Even I'm freaking out 523 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,209 right now. 524 00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:18,002 You chloroformed 525 00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:18,002 the janitor? 526 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:20,963 Stop yelling! You got caught! 527 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:20,963 You're the one yelling. 528 00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:23,049 We're in trouble. 529 00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:23,049 We have to do something. 530 00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:25,760 I don't know what to do. 531 00:14:23,049 --> 00:14:25,760 My whole brain is crying. 532 00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:30,014 Guys, guys, guys. 533 00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:30,014 Hey, hey. I have an idea. 534 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:33,226 Okay, it may sound 535 00:14:30,014 --> 00:14:33,226 a little weird, but trust me. 536 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:49,492 What's happening? 537 00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:49,492 Oh. We all got chloroformed. 538 00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:52,746 Somebody chloroformed 539 00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:52,746 all of us. 540 00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,582 And now we're regaining 541 00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,582 consciousness together. 542 00:14:55,582 --> 00:15:00,336 I don't understand. 543 00:14:55,582 --> 00:15:00,336 Who is she? 544 00:15:00,336 --> 00:15:02,839 Why is she holding a rag? 545 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,064 That was the worst idea ever. 546 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,064 Can we run away now? 547 00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:22,316 Yeah. 548 00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:23,568 Sorry. 549 00:15:23,568 --> 00:15:25,695 It is the fourth straight hour 550 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,573 and Ben Chang 551 00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:28,573 is still on his own. 552 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:32,034 One can only imagine 553 00:15:28,573 --> 00:15:32,034 what is driving him 554 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:35,121 to push himself 555 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:35,121 to such limits. 556 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,551 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING 557 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,551 ON SPEAKERS] 558 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:52,722 My body hurts. 559 00:15:48,551 --> 00:15:52,722 My body hurts. 560 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,766 Are you jealous because 561 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,766 we were fitting in 562 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,350 with your cool friends? 563 00:15:54,766 --> 00:15:56,350 No. 564 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,645 I'm distracted watching 565 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:58,645 you mutate. 566 00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,020 Britta, you're not a whore. 567 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,898 Shirley, Jesus turned 568 00:16:00,020 --> 00:16:01,898 the other cheek. 569 00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:04,066 He didn't garnish wages. 570 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,359 Pierce, do I even need 571 00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,359 to say this? 572 00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:07,153 It is bad 573 00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:07,153 to hunt man for sport. 574 00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:09,697 Badass. 575 00:16:09,697 --> 00:16:12,199 This is the e-mail that 576 00:16:09,697 --> 00:16:12,199 Alan sent the bar association. 577 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:18,456 He stabbed you in the back, 578 00:16:14,786 --> 00:16:18,456 Jeff. He's a bad friend. 579 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,754 You're right. 580 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,754 He's a bad friend. 581 00:16:27,882 --> 00:16:29,509 But he's a good lawyer. 582 00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,053 I appreciate you guys caring, 583 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:35,515 but you have to understand 584 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:35,515 that I don't. 585 00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:39,268 Caring is lethal around here. 586 00:16:35,515 --> 00:16:39,268 It's a disease. 587 00:16:39,268 --> 00:16:42,146 You guys have it. I don't. 588 00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:45,316 So if you do care about me, 589 00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:45,316 don't infect me. 590 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:49,487 Now go win 591 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:49,487 that pop-and-lock-a-thon. 592 00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:50,822 I'll see you Monday. 593 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,535 It's like watching a soul 594 00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:55,535 slip through our fingers. 595 00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:57,077 But what more can we do? 596 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,582 Would you stop? 597 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,419 Tango. 598 00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,421 I don't know how you did it, 599 00:17:05,419 --> 00:17:07,421 man, 600 00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:09,465 but you're looking 601 00:17:07,421 --> 00:17:09,465 at the firm's next partner. 602 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:12,092 If I wasn't actively repressing 603 00:17:09,465 --> 00:17:12,092 my bi-curiosity, 604 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,094 I'd kiss you 605 00:17:12,092 --> 00:17:14,094 on your beautiful mouth. 606 00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:16,514 Well, maybe you can return 607 00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:16,514 the favor one day. 608 00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:18,933 Oh, maybe I can return it 609 00:17:16,514 --> 00:17:18,933 right now. 610 00:17:20,059 --> 00:17:21,686 You probably know it 611 00:17:20,059 --> 00:17:21,686 was someone here 612 00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,688 at the firm 613 00:17:21,686 --> 00:17:23,688 who turned you in. 614 00:17:25,398 --> 00:17:28,234 God, this is really hard. 615 00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:32,321 Alan, it's okay. 616 00:17:28,234 --> 00:17:32,321 You can tell me. 617 00:17:37,952 --> 00:17:39,620 It was Thompson. 618 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:43,207 Thompson. 619 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:43,207 Yeah. 620 00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:45,877 Thompson, that adopted 621 00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:45,877 three at-risk teens 622 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:49,047 and donated his kidney 623 00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:49,047 to a temp. 624 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:51,465 All an act. Yeah. 625 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:53,760 Why do you think he quit 626 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:53,760 right after you left? 627 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,678 Well, his wife died. 628 00:17:55,678 --> 00:18:00,767 Did she, Jeff? 629 00:17:55,678 --> 00:18:00,767 Did she? 630 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:03,310 Anyway, congrats. 631 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,355 Hey, let's go do some shots 632 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,355 with Phil, huh? 633 00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:08,107 No, you go ahead. I, uh... 634 00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:11,819 I think I caught something 635 00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:11,819 at Greendale. 636 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:16,074 College chicks. 637 00:18:11,819 --> 00:18:16,074 I get you. Ha, ha, ha. 638 00:18:16,074 --> 00:18:18,659 You're bad. 639 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,669 Come on, it hurts. 640 00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:32,590 Come on, it hurts. 641 00:18:28,669 --> 00:18:32,590 Come on, it hurts. 642 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,508 Ben, you need to switch up 643 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,508 your moves. 644 00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:38,471 Whoa, do my eyes 645 00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:38,471 deceive me? 646 00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:40,932 Troy Barnes tagging in 647 00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:40,932 for the save. 648 00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:44,060 Only two teams left. 649 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:48,022 The Poppy Lockstockings and 650 00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:48,022 the Heather Pop-and-Locklears. 651 00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:50,149 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING 652 00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:50,149 ON SPEAKERS] 653 00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:51,651 Troy, what's wrong? 654 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,486 I don't know. My heart's 655 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,486 just not in it. 656 00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:54,779 Maybe we should quit. 657 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:56,781 I mean, who even cares 658 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:56,781 about this anyway? 659 00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:59,325 Next up, 660 00:18:56,781 --> 00:18:59,325 looks like Jeffrey Winger. 661 00:18:59,325 --> 00:19:01,368 Oh, Jeffrey, you're back. 662 00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:05,414 Did you miss me? 663 00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:05,414 Took you long enough. 664 00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:08,459 Oh! Now we got it. 665 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,086 Hey, hey! 666 00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,086 Yes. 667 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:13,255 Moves McGee. 668 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:13,255 Whoo! 669 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:16,134 Did you punch Alan in his 670 00:19:13,255 --> 00:19:16,134 rotten face and storm out? 671 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,678 Hell, no. 672 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:18,678 That guy is useful to me. 673 00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,387 Thanks to you, 674 00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,387 I've got leverage over 675 00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:23,141 a spineless jag 676 00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:23,141 that just made partner. 677 00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:25,101 That is the place 678 00:19:23,141 --> 00:19:25,101 I want to work. 679 00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,978 But I prefer to hang out 680 00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,978 with cool people. 681 00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:29,689 People so cool, they care. 682 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:33,526 Aw. 683 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:33,526 And now, the puppet. 684 00:19:42,076 --> 00:19:44,578 Jeffrey. 685 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,123 Ah, no parking 686 00:19:44,578 --> 00:19:47,123 on the dance floor, Winger. 687 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,333 Heh, heh, heh. No, I'm serious. 688 00:19:47,123 --> 00:19:49,333 You're disqualified. 689 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,336 The winners are 690 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,336 Poppy Lockstockings. 691 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,924 No! 692 00:19:56,924 --> 00:20:00,803 I've been popping and locking 693 00:19:56,924 --> 00:20:00,803 for five hours 694 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:02,972 and you threw it all away. 695 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:05,099 The contest doesn't matter. 696 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:07,560 What's important 697 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:07,560 is we have each other. 698 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,104 Then can I be in your 699 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,104 study group? 700 00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:14,942 Well, that wasn't the deal. 701 00:20:10,104 --> 00:20:14,942 We lost, so... 702 00:20:14,942 --> 00:20:17,028 That was dope what we did. 703 00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:20,114 That was so good. 704 00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:20,114 The puppet too. 705 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:21,824 The puppet was surprising. 706 00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:24,035 I rolled my ankle during that, 707 00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:24,035 you know that? 708 00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:34,170 You know what? 709 00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:34,170 He's bringing us down. 710 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,130 Let's move him. 711 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,130 Can we move him? 712 00:20:38,382 --> 00:20:41,928 Psst! Troy, it's me. 713 00:20:41,928 --> 00:20:43,387 Abed? 714 00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:45,973 I made through. 715 00:20:43,387 --> 00:20:45,973 I'm a cartoon now. 716 00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:48,851 That's impossible. 717 00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:48,851 Nothing's impossible in here. 718 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:51,562 Animals talk, your heart is 719 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:51,562 shaped like a heart 720 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,981 and the smell of pie 721 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,981 can make you float. 722 00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:56,442 You have to believe, Troy. 723 00:20:57,944 --> 00:21:00,780 Wait, you don't have to believe. 724 00:20:57,944 --> 00:21:00,780 I didn't. 725 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,991 I didn't. 726 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:08,537 I may have done 727 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:08,537 some damage there.