1 00:00:04,410 --> 00:00:06,198 City college has a space simulator. 2 00:00:06,199 --> 00:00:07,819 We know. Close the door. 3 00:00:07,820 --> 00:00:09,684 As I was saying... 4 00:00:09,685 --> 00:00:13,777 On Monday, city college will be unveiling, 5 00:00:13,778 --> 00:00:15,837 the City College Cosmic Pioneer... 6 00:00:15,838 --> 00:00:18,654 their very own orbital launch simulator. 7 00:00:18,655 --> 00:00:19,884 Pretty soon, 8 00:00:19,885 --> 00:00:23,478 they will have an astronaut on their brochure, 9 00:00:23,479 --> 00:00:27,496 and we will still be bragging about our foosball table. 10 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:31,104 What do you think happens to enrollment then? 11 00:00:32,918 --> 00:00:34,658 I don't know about you, gentlemen, 12 00:00:34,915 --> 00:00:37,398 but I love my campus, and I don't want to watch it 13 00:00:37,399 --> 00:00:39,576 become a city college parking lot. 14 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:41,044 Well, what can we do? 15 00:00:41,045 --> 00:00:44,225 We can launch our own space simulator. 16 00:00:44,226 --> 00:00:46,693 Before they simulate their launch on Monday, 17 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:50,137 we simulate a launch this weekend. 18 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:52,319 We make Greendale, not city college, 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,881 the first community college 20 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:55,882 to pretend to put a man in space. 21 00:00:55,883 --> 00:00:57,465 Do we even have a simulator? 22 00:00:57,466 --> 00:00:58,736 We can get one. 23 00:00:59,077 --> 00:01:01,541 In 1980, the county museum 24 00:01:01,542 --> 00:01:04,707 had a state-of-the-art space mission simulator 25 00:01:04,708 --> 00:01:06,927 sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken 26 00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:08,983 called the "Kentucky Fried Chicken 27 00:01:08,984 --> 00:01:11,293 leven herbs & space experience". 28 00:01:11,294 --> 00:01:12,470 Gentlemen... 29 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,838 Greendale's future! 30 00:01:14,839 --> 00:01:15,709 Oh! 31 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:17,634 Actually, that photo's from the past. 32 00:01:17,635 --> 00:01:19,604 Here's one more current. 33 00:01:20,223 --> 00:01:21,375 It's seen better days. 34 00:01:21,376 --> 00:01:24,068 I admit... it could use a good wash. 35 00:01:25,413 --> 00:01:27,696 And I've got just the crew 36 00:01:27,710 --> 00:01:29,303 to wash it. 37 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,451 Can we stop walking in slo-mo now? 38 00:01:40,452 --> 00:01:41,607 20 more yards. 39 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,139 You guys are walking in slo-mo? 40 00:01:44,883 --> 00:01:49,403 Community 2x04 - Basic Rocket Science 41 00:01:49,404 --> 00:01:53,904 Sync by vNaru - Corrected by Kerensky www.Addic7ed.com 42 00:02:16,253 --> 00:02:17,734 I think you know the reason 43 00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:20,129 this group has been chosen for this job... 44 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,557 to atone. 45 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,680 For the obscene entry you submitted 46 00:02:23,681 --> 00:02:26,275 in the Greendale school-flag contest. 47 00:02:26,276 --> 00:02:29,351 That's right... I know that this isn't a symbol 48 00:02:29,352 --> 00:02:31,369 for the crossroads of ideas. 49 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:33,262 I now know it's a butt. 50 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,476 Yeah, keep snickering. 51 00:02:35,477 --> 00:02:38,537 Pack yourselves with peanuts and really be satisfied. 52 00:02:38,538 --> 00:02:39,847 But guess what? 53 00:02:40,041 --> 00:02:41,499 This won. 54 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:44,270 This is now our school flag forever. 55 00:02:44,491 --> 00:02:45,607 Proud of yourselves? 56 00:02:45,608 --> 00:02:47,111 How do you know it was our design? 57 00:02:47,112 --> 00:02:48,869 We submitted it anonymously. 58 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:49,608 Whoops. 59 00:02:49,609 --> 00:02:51,958 One of you actually came forward. 60 00:02:53,386 --> 00:02:54,412 What? 61 00:02:54,413 --> 00:02:56,644 Now, somewhere beneath this dirt 62 00:02:56,645 --> 00:02:58,639 is Greendale's newest pride. 63 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,917 And my hope is that while you scrub it, 64 00:03:00,918 --> 00:03:03,710 you will find the school pride in your hearts. 65 00:03:03,711 --> 00:03:05,226 After we clean it, can we go inside? 66 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,777 No. That is a job for some upstanding students 67 00:03:08,778 --> 00:03:11,980 who are training right now in the simulator simulator. 68 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,099 Great job on this. 69 00:03:15,170 --> 00:03:18,346 Hard to believe I'm not really not really in space. 70 00:03:18,347 --> 00:03:21,272 I expect this craft to be squeaky clean 71 00:03:21,273 --> 00:03:23,165 in time for the pretend launch 72 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,434 in front of the press at 3:00. 73 00:03:25,435 --> 00:03:26,657 Now, if you'll excuse me, 74 00:03:26,658 --> 00:03:29,290 I have to make this into a butt flag. 75 00:03:30,236 --> 00:03:32,087 Man, I remember this thing from High School. 76 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:32,967 During field trips, 77 00:03:32,968 --> 00:03:34,858 we used to sneak inside and get... 78 00:03:35,367 --> 00:03:36,399 to praying. 79 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,010 Oh, that's nice. 80 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:39,301 We should take a coffee break. 81 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:40,725 Let's all get coffee, okay? 82 00:03:40,809 --> 00:03:42,522 Where are Troy and Abed? 83 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,795 I'm pretty sure they made their way into that thing 84 00:03:43,796 --> 00:03:45,549 five seconds after the Dean left. 85 00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,499 What? 86 00:03:50,032 --> 00:03:52,655 It's more beautiful than I ever imagined. 87 00:03:52,656 --> 00:03:55,138 - You've never been in it? - My dad never let me. 88 00:03:55,395 --> 00:03:57,169 He always had grudge against fast-food restaurants. 89 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,891 They almost wiped out his falafel stand. 90 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,851 But I memorized every detail of this old girl 91 00:04:01,852 --> 00:04:02,685 on the Internet. 92 00:04:02,686 --> 00:04:04,856 Guys, we can't be in here. 93 00:04:04,857 --> 00:04:06,152 Then get out. 94 00:04:06,153 --> 00:04:07,440 Wow, it's pretty well preserved 95 00:04:07,441 --> 00:04:09,131 for something that survived the '80s... 96 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:11,213 And apparently a local transient 97 00:04:11,214 --> 00:04:12,659 who liked to collect doll heads. 98 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:14,417 The '80s. 99 00:04:14,584 --> 00:04:16,439 Our teen years, right, everybody? 100 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:18,132 I feel like I'm underdressed for this. 101 00:04:19,177 --> 00:04:20,531 I'm gonna get something from the dorm. 102 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:22,955 Guys, seriously, 103 00:04:22,956 --> 00:04:25,084 I have to ask that we all step out of here. 104 00:04:25,085 --> 00:04:26,624 Or what, you're gonna tattle on us 105 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:27,709 like you did with the flag? 106 00:04:27,710 --> 00:04:28,976 I didn't tattle about the flag, 107 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,599 but you shouldn't have made it in the first place. 108 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,721 If you love Greendale so much, why don't you marry it? 109 00:04:33,801 --> 00:04:35,003 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 110 00:04:35,004 --> 00:04:36,517 I'm a little claustrophobic, that's all. 111 00:04:36,518 --> 00:04:39,021 It's no big deal, as long as I'm standing near a door. 112 00:04:39,022 --> 00:04:41,783 In close situations, I get a little nuts, 113 00:04:41,784 --> 00:04:43,252 and I don't know, you know, what's... 114 00:04:43,253 --> 00:04:44,848 - no, no, no! - Hey, hey! 115 00:04:45,194 --> 00:04:46,187 No! 116 00:04:49,371 --> 00:04:50,152 - Hello? - Oh! 117 00:04:50,153 --> 00:04:51,405 Greetings. 118 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:56,885 I am Systematic Android Network Diode Energy Rocket System. 119 00:04:56,886 --> 00:04:59,565 But you may call me "Sanders". 120 00:04:59,791 --> 00:05:02,620 Sanders. Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. 121 00:05:02,621 --> 00:05:03,932 Can I get this door open, please? 122 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,422 Hey, look for the handle. 123 00:05:05,423 --> 00:05:07,286 There's got to be a handle on the door. 124 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,276 You don't know that. It was the '80s. 125 00:05:09,277 --> 00:05:10,940 Everybody who made this was on cocaine. 126 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:12,717 We can't be in here. 127 00:05:12,718 --> 00:05:14,819 Just as Kentucky fried chicken's 128 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:17,395 secret process seals in the flavor, 129 00:05:17,396 --> 00:05:19,516 I'm sealing the cabin's air 130 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:21,828 so you don't explode on your journey. 131 00:05:21,829 --> 00:05:23,929 - What? - What does that mean? 132 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,726 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 133 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,665 and wait for mission control. 134 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:30,821 Okay, we got to find a handle on this door! 135 00:05:30,822 --> 00:05:33,220 Guys, guys, can we just take a mental step backwards 136 00:05:33,221 --> 00:05:36,071 and realize we are simply in a winnebago 137 00:05:36,072 --> 00:05:37,272 and we'll be fine. 138 00:05:40,088 --> 00:05:40,970 Oh, God! 139 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:44,020 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 140 00:05:44,021 --> 00:05:45,607 and wait for mission control. 141 00:05:45,608 --> 00:05:47,385 I'm not strapping myself into a coffin. 142 00:05:47,386 --> 00:05:50,541 We got to get out of here! I hope you found a seat. 143 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:54,181 I want you to be safe. Did you just threaten me? 144 00:05:54,182 --> 00:05:56,982 Pierce, you're talking to an atari cartridge. 145 00:05:56,983 --> 00:05:58,105 Sit down! 146 00:06:02,317 --> 00:06:04,514 This is part of the simulation, right? 147 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:07,273 I don't think this is a simulation. 148 00:06:08,415 --> 00:06:10,224 I think we're being towed. 149 00:06:37,604 --> 00:06:38,810 - Come on! - Hello? 150 00:06:38,811 --> 00:06:39,913 Hey, guys, forget it. 151 00:06:39,914 --> 00:06:41,781 Whosever towing us can't hear us. 152 00:06:41,782 --> 00:06:43,933 You know, this is classic Greendale. 153 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,940 That place deserves an anus flag. 154 00:06:45,941 --> 00:06:47,413 Can anyone get a phone signal? 155 00:06:47,414 --> 00:06:48,681 - No. - No. 156 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,375 Mine's working, but it's the black guy 157 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,509 with the wrong number again. 158 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:54,206 Pierce, I keep telling you that that is an iPod 159 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:57,233 and you are listening to Wesley Snipe's audiobook. 160 00:06:57,325 --> 00:06:58,951 Well, he sure hates the government. 161 00:06:59,381 --> 00:07:00,772 This is a long shot. 162 00:07:01,757 --> 00:07:05,894 But maybe if I do this, it will solve everything. 163 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,004 Damn it! 164 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,558 This is all my fault. 165 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,275 - Very much so. - Oh! 166 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:17,650 Hey, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch a boot. 167 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,221 Where... Re... You... 168 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,426 Tel... Where... You are! 169 00:07:24,562 --> 00:07:25,343 Hello? 170 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:28,830 Where are you hoodlums? Bring my spaceship back! 171 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,733 Uh, we are... 172 00:07:31,292 --> 00:07:34,244 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, 173 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,256 although it is possible... 174 00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:39,906 Yeah. It's a sticker. 175 00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:42,264 Hey, terrible Dean. 176 00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:45,443 This thing is being towed with us in it. 177 00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:48,312 Oh. Oh. Okay, wait. 178 00:07:48,564 --> 00:07:50,707 So handicap spots count on saturdays? 179 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,653 Assuming we don't wind up in a compactor, 180 00:07:52,654 --> 00:07:54,818 when we get back, I'm going to step on you. 181 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:56,935 Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Jeffrey, 182 00:07:56,936 --> 00:07:59,235 if you don't get back here in time for the launch, 183 00:07:59,236 --> 00:08:00,846 City College wins, 184 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:03,816 and Greendale becomes just another school on my resume 185 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,939 that no one can call, because it doesn't exist. 186 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:09,203 Now, tell me where you are! 187 00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:12,458 In a moving canister with no phone and no GPS, 188 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,100 because the only window is sealed shut. 189 00:08:16,581 --> 00:08:17,787 Hel... hello? 190 00:08:17,949 --> 00:08:18,970 Jeffrey! 191 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,040 It isn't sealed shut. 192 00:08:22,939 --> 00:08:23,812 Hmm? 193 00:08:23,835 --> 00:08:24,906 The window isn't sealed shut. 194 00:08:24,907 --> 00:08:26,821 It slides open when you complete the simulation. 195 00:08:27,547 --> 00:08:29,260 Well, can you talk them through it? 196 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:32,240 Abed, if they can open that window, 197 00:08:32,241 --> 00:08:35,150 they can tell us where they are, and we can find them. 198 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:37,414 I was supposed to be on that thing. 199 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:40,013 I know how she works. 200 00:08:40,502 --> 00:08:44,157 Hey. That's why they need you to bring her home. 201 00:08:52,370 --> 00:08:53,764 I'll get us some coffee. 202 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,022 - Troy. - Abed? 203 00:09:05,023 --> 00:09:07,045 You can get that window open by doing the simulation. 204 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:08,176 Look at the panel on your right 205 00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:10,403 - ... and tell me your recipe. - Original. 206 00:09:10,404 --> 00:09:11,558 - How many pieces? - 6 207 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:12,642 - Flavor heading? - Tasty. 208 00:09:12,643 --> 00:09:14,088 We need to get it up to delicious. 209 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:15,701 That makes sense. 210 00:09:17,341 --> 00:09:19,303 Excellent work, Captain. 211 00:09:19,304 --> 00:09:22,083 Now keep your herbs and spices balanced 212 00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:24,392 while the crew helps you with teamwork. 213 00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:26,221 Guys, we can get the window open 214 00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:28,502 if you man your terminals, and we complete the simulation. 215 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,307 Yeah. I got a better idea. 216 00:09:30,928 --> 00:09:32,366 - Oh! - Jeffrey! 217 00:09:35,227 --> 00:09:36,549 We're all dying. 218 00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:38,564 We're all gonna die! 219 00:09:38,565 --> 00:09:42,395 My readings indicate the need for cooperation. 220 00:09:42,396 --> 00:09:43,578 I hate to pull rank on you, 221 00:09:43,579 --> 00:09:45,706 but I need you to man your station now, Jeff. 222 00:09:45,707 --> 00:09:47,566 I hate to pull reality on you, 223 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:49,641 but you got your rank, Captain, 224 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,546 by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs! 225 00:09:54,938 --> 00:09:57,523 My readings indicate Pierce... 226 00:09:57,999 --> 00:09:59,108 - What? - Pierce... 227 00:09:59,196 --> 00:10:00,735 My readings indicate 228 00:10:00,762 --> 00:10:03,399 you're going to die alone. 229 00:10:03,467 --> 00:10:05,135 Why's he saying that? Why's he... 230 00:10:05,202 --> 00:10:06,870 why's he saying that to me? 231 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:08,271 Uh, he... he's getting worse. 232 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:10,606 Almost there. 233 00:10:10,674 --> 00:10:12,075 Stop talking, old man. 234 00:10:12,142 --> 00:10:14,310 You can't make me stop, Pierce, 235 00:10:14,377 --> 00:10:17,580 because Troy is killing your life force. 236 00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:19,381 - I knew it! - Oh! 237 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:20,528 I knew it! 238 00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:27,522 Abed! 239 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,927 Kentucky one... 240 00:10:32,607 --> 00:10:33,469 Do you read me? 241 00:10:34,197 --> 00:10:36,632 Kentucky one, Kentucky one, do you read me? 242 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,113 Kentucky one, copy. 243 00:10:39,082 --> 00:10:40,436 Kentucky. Come in, Kentucky. 244 00:10:40,504 --> 00:10:42,505 I've worked out a way for them to reroute the power 245 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,906 from the auxiliary battery. Reroute to what? 246 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,477 Everybody... 247 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,628 Here is the situation. 248 00:10:53,414 --> 00:10:55,183 This is Greendale. 249 00:10:55,251 --> 00:10:58,657 This is the maximum distance from Greendale 250 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,262 we can drive to haul them back up here in time 251 00:11:01,306 --> 00:11:02,669 for the simulated launch. 252 00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:05,900 And these are city impound lots... 253 00:11:05,901 --> 00:11:09,012 Any of which might be their destination. 254 00:11:09,531 --> 00:11:10,631 What are these other circles? 255 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:11,651 What other circles? 256 00:11:11,678 --> 00:11:13,578 Looks like you circled public restrooms 257 00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:15,293 and truck stops. Yeah. 258 00:11:15,461 --> 00:11:17,203 There's another one. - Okay. 259 00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:18,847 That is a different side of the map, 260 00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:22,441 and that is... for a different project. 261 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,756 Why do they have star ratings? 262 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,551 - Let's get to work, people! - Got it. 263 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:27,029 Talk to me, Buddy. Come on! 264 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,417 Uh, bro, we stopped moving. 265 00:11:29,485 --> 00:11:32,202 Pierce has got space madness, or he's just old or something. 266 00:11:32,246 --> 00:11:33,750 They're locking him up in the back. 267 00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:36,222 - Argh! - Run, Jeff! 268 00:11:37,366 --> 00:11:38,727 You can't do this to me! 269 00:11:38,795 --> 00:11:39,891 We just did! 270 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:42,108 Guys, please! You're becoming animals! 271 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,217 Oh, shut up! 272 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:45,196 We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you. 273 00:11:45,249 --> 00:11:46,050 That's not true! 274 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:48,311 We weren't supposed to be in here when it happened! 275 00:11:51,285 --> 00:11:52,855 When what happened? 276 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:55,710 When we got towed? 277 00:11:55,746 --> 00:11:58,209 How did you know we were gonna get towed? 278 00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:01,799 I set it up. 279 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,442 I called City College about transferring, 280 00:12:05,468 --> 00:12:08,142 and the Dean told me that he would get me in 281 00:12:08,151 --> 00:12:10,726 if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch. 282 00:12:11,010 --> 00:12:12,831 I was supposed to make sure nobody was around 283 00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:13,940 so that they could steal it. 284 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,832 And then you guys were late, and then... 285 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,925 Wait, wait. You're transferring? 286 00:12:17,943 --> 00:12:18,400 Why? 287 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:23,635 You guys thought that butthole flag was so funny. 288 00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:26,837 I mean, I respect you all enough to let you hate yourselves, 289 00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:30,160 but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school. 290 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,571 Eh. I'm not buying it. 291 00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:34,354 Yeah. 292 00:12:35,392 --> 00:12:36,307 Let's kill her. 293 00:12:36,334 --> 00:12:38,869 Wait! City College was behind this? 294 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,123 We have to get back in time for that launch. 295 00:12:43,161 --> 00:12:44,516 - Why? - We earned the right 296 00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:47,595 to pick on Greendale every day by going there. 297 00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:50,564 Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. 298 00:12:50,632 --> 00:12:53,700 - Nobody craps in it but us. - Yeah. 299 00:12:53,768 --> 00:12:55,989 - Now, that was inspiring. - Seriously? 300 00:12:59,155 --> 00:12:59,890 Captain. 301 00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:02,921 Get to your stations. 302 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:03,827 Okay. 303 00:13:05,604 --> 00:13:07,247 - Thrusters. - Full. 304 00:13:07,514 --> 00:13:09,230 - Turbo shield. - On. 305 00:13:09,357 --> 00:13:11,095 - Navigation. - Three. 306 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,837 - Chicken. - Yeah. 307 00:13:13,496 --> 00:13:15,669 - Ready? - Ready. 308 00:13:16,188 --> 00:13:17,657 Suppertime. 309 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,539 Hold it... 310 00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,611 Congratulations, crew. 311 00:13:37,638 --> 00:13:39,107 You've worked together. 312 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:43,215 Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos. 313 00:13:45,486 --> 00:13:46,985 Greendale. Greendale. 314 00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:48,632 Everybody be quiet. Everybody quiet down. 315 00:13:48,639 --> 00:13:49,603 Quiet down. 316 00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:52,243 Say again. Stand by for location. 317 00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:06,909 What do you see, gang? 318 00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:11,244 We are in... 319 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,976 Coldwater. 320 00:14:22,224 --> 00:14:23,098 Here... 321 00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:25,144 Right next to the truck stop with three thumbs. 322 00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:29,916 Those aren't thumbs. 323 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:33,731 Greendale. Do you copy, Greendale? 324 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:38,572 I'm sorry, Jeff. 325 00:14:39,075 --> 00:14:40,430 I'm afraid... 326 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,533 You're out of town. 327 00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:58,978 I guess somebody'll come get us eventually. 328 00:14:59,954 --> 00:15:01,802 I really miss Greendale. 329 00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:04,175 How many schools would let you make a butt flag... 330 00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:06,118 Then actually fly it? 331 00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:07,984 How many schools would let you get a degree 332 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:09,913 in theoretical phys ed? 333 00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:11,582 Annie... 334 00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:14,177 We owe you an apology. 335 00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:15,585 Nobody should have to choose 336 00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:17,629 between their friends and their school. 337 00:15:18,782 --> 00:15:19,872 Thanks. 338 00:15:20,221 --> 00:15:22,384 But you shouldn't have tattled about the flag. 339 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:23,501 I tattled. 340 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,890 I told the Dean it was our design. 341 00:15:27,258 --> 00:15:28,858 And I told him it was a butt too. 342 00:15:28,926 --> 00:15:30,119 - What? - Why, Jeffrey? 343 00:15:30,154 --> 00:15:33,083 He kept not seeing it. I mean, it was driving me crazy. 344 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,722 It says "e pluribus anus". 345 00:15:35,731 --> 00:15:37,633 I told you we should have put cheeks on it. 346 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:40,666 There's a time and place for subtlety, 347 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:43,204 and that time was before Scary movie. 348 00:15:43,272 --> 00:15:44,299 Hey, guys? 349 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:46,784 I'm feeling a lot better now. 350 00:15:47,951 --> 00:15:50,036 Well, you... you sound good. 351 00:15:50,037 --> 00:15:51,329 Yeah, you know, in a weird way, 352 00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:52,771 being in a smaller place like this, 353 00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:54,689 I was able to work through some things. 354 00:15:55,716 --> 00:15:57,678 I think I'm ready to come out. 355 00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:11,850 I'll kill you! 356 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,353 I will kill you, Sanders! 357 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,597 - Congratulations... - Come on, man, come on. 358 00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,102 Let go! 359 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:21,610 No! 360 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,030 Get off my mommy! I'm her man! 361 00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:26,846 Pierce, stop! Stop it! Calm down! 362 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,913 Who's feeling skinny? 363 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,388 Dean? The press is here. 364 00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:39,956 - Oh... - I tried to buy us some time 365 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,547 with these double-icious sandwiches, 366 00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:44,512 but they thought I was doing product integration for KFC. 367 00:16:45,911 --> 00:16:48,554 This hawaiian bread is so good, though. 368 00:16:50,566 --> 00:16:52,200 Time to face the music. 369 00:16:52,675 --> 00:16:53,837 Craig. 370 00:16:54,532 --> 00:16:55,310 Stephen. 371 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,479 I'm surprised to see you here. 372 00:16:57,831 --> 00:17:00,399 You don't think I'd miss your moment of triumph, do you? 373 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:04,333 Greendale beating City College into simulated space? 374 00:17:04,877 --> 00:17:06,135 Unless... 375 00:17:06,746 --> 00:17:09,426 You're having trouble locating your ship. 376 00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:11,713 You. 377 00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:14,132 You were behind this? 378 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:18,295 The next time you provoke City College, 379 00:17:18,665 --> 00:17:21,201 you will lose more than a winnebago. 380 00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,829 Greendale. Come in, greendale. 381 00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:28,633 Go ahead, Kentucky. 382 00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:30,403 You can call off the rescue. 383 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,144 We're coming to save you. 384 00:17:44,549 --> 00:17:47,549 Come on, you family-sized bucket of bolts. 385 00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,232 Abed, construction on spring road. 386 00:17:58,924 --> 00:18:00,417 I see it. Left on apple valley. 387 00:18:00,736 --> 00:18:02,698 Annie, left on apple. 388 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,837 Hold tight! 389 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:11,094 - Hi. - Hi. 390 00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:13,754 - Hi. - Get off of me. 391 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,050 They'll never make it back, Craig. 392 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:21,253 That thing might as well be on a simulation of the moon. 393 00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:22,793 Oh, you know wha... 394 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:27,267 Ah, yes! 395 00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:33,385 Hey, look out! 396 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:42,780 - Whoo! - What just happened? 397 00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,035 Ladies and gentlemen, 398 00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:06,436 returning from their maiden simulation, 399 00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:10,195 the fabulous Greendale greenstronauts! 400 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,642 Well, Annie... 401 00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:40,851 I suppose you're not City College material after all. 402 00:19:41,675 --> 00:19:43,145 Thank you. 403 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,162 - Annie! - Good job. 404 00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:46,805 That's good! 405 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:51,111 Just to say... could you hold on one second? 406 00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:56,742 Great job up there, Captain. 407 00:19:56,873 --> 00:19:57,942 Really? 408 00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,078 You think I could be a real astronaut someday? 409 00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:01,707 Well, if NASA ever needs someone 410 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,514 to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, 411 00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:06,151 I know who I'd recommend. 412 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,532 Abed... 413 00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,811 Want to ta a seat in the Captain's chair? 414 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,092 I think you've earned it. 415 00:20:14,333 --> 00:20:15,969 No, thanks. I can't imagine anything 416 00:20:16,004 --> 00:20:17,888 that could have been cooler than what I've done today. 417 00:20:20,369 --> 00:20:21,590 Okay, that was cooler. 418 00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:37,412 In the future... 419 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,053 Mission control, headed for base. 420 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:43,839 Target acquired. 421 00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:47,891 Mission control, I've got a bogie on my 6. 422 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:49,391 Yeah, I'm on your 6. 423 00:20:49,392 --> 00:20:50,509 Evasive maneuvers. 424 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:54,468 Still on your 6. 425 00:20:54,531 --> 00:20:56,347 I took evasive maneuvers. You can't be on my 6. 426 00:20:56,382 --> 00:20:57,474 Then I'm on your 12. 427 00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,023 That means I'm your 6. 428 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,224 Good.