1 00:00:01,599 --> 00:00:04,483 Halloween... a time of vampires, 2 00:00:04,484 --> 00:00:08,625 hobgoblins, Draculas, boogens, and headless mice. 3 00:00:08,626 --> 00:00:10,301 I'm George Takei. 4 00:00:10,601 --> 00:00:11,658 You know what? 5 00:00:11,659 --> 00:00:13,398 Let's just get to it. 6 00:00:15,606 --> 00:00:17,287 - Mm-hmm. - How is it? 7 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:19,854 Pretty good taco meat. 8 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:21,939 I wonder how the dean scored this sweet spread. 9 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:22,783 Ah, ah, ah. 10 00:00:22,784 --> 00:00:25,694 Chef gaga never reveals her caterer. 11 00:00:25,695 --> 00:00:29,108 And don't try reading my p-p-p-poker face. 12 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:32,732 It's military rations from an army surplus store. 13 00:00:35,273 --> 00:00:36,118 I didn't read your poker face. 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,822 You left the containers in the garbage. 15 00:00:38,358 --> 00:00:40,983 Oh, well, um, you guys have fun. 16 00:00:40,984 --> 00:00:42,852 I'm gonna... gonna take out the garbage. 17 00:00:42,853 --> 00:00:45,278 Oh, you may also want to adjust your iTunes setting. 18 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:49,043 When it's not playing an endless loop of Abba's greatest hits, 19 00:00:49,054 --> 00:00:52,413 it's playing what I think may be your personal voice memos. 20 00:00:52,414 --> 00:00:53,146 What? 21 00:00:53,147 --> 00:00:55,872 Note to self... get oil changed, 22 00:00:55,873 --> 00:00:58,655 check Netflix for that movie where Greg Kinnear... 23 00:00:58,656 --> 00:01:01,141 Plays a ghost... no, an angel... 24 00:01:01,147 --> 00:01:03,292 and something called human centi... 25 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,583 - David Beckham. - Hmm. 26 00:01:07,948 --> 00:01:09,065 Dragon turtle? 27 00:01:09,192 --> 00:01:10,251 T-Rex. 28 00:01:10,584 --> 00:01:12,245 Man, I wonder how much effort 29 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,360 you put into being accidentally handsome 30 00:01:14,361 --> 00:01:15,939 for a costume every year. 31 00:01:15,940 --> 00:01:17,445 Only half the effort you'll be putting 32 00:01:17,446 --> 00:01:19,215 into eating and drinking tonight. 33 00:01:19,216 --> 00:01:21,361 Let me help you, dragon turtle. 34 00:01:21,362 --> 00:01:23,720 Guys, Shirley's costume is once again 35 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:25,154 unwittingly ambiguous. 36 00:01:25,155 --> 00:01:26,509 I don't know what she's supposed to be, 37 00:01:26,510 --> 00:01:28,411 but I do know she's not miss piggy. 38 00:01:28,412 --> 00:01:31,012 I repeat... she is not miss piggy. 39 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:32,350 You're on your own. 40 00:01:32,636 --> 00:01:35,249 Hello! Guess who I am. 41 00:01:36,585 --> 00:01:38,599 Um, can't you just say? 42 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,914 No. 43 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,015 Pierce, are you okay? 44 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,838 Huh? What? Huh? 45 00:01:47,009 --> 00:01:47,970 Whoa. 46 00:01:47,971 --> 00:01:49,766 Hey, if you get any more sweaty and puffy, 47 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:52,307 your costume's gonna reach new levels of authenticity. 48 00:01:52,308 --> 00:01:54,004 Oh, I don't understand. Shut up. 49 00:01:55,164 --> 00:01:56,602 He's acting like the impression of him 50 00:01:56,603 --> 00:01:57,968 we do behind his back. 51 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,682 Get away from me! 52 00:02:05,010 --> 00:02:07,075 Oh, man, just when you think it's funny. 53 00:02:07,076 --> 00:02:08,081 Pierce? 54 00:02:08,131 --> 00:02:09,858 Okay, okay, okay. Ooh. 55 00:02:10,237 --> 00:02:11,894 Oh, excuse me. 56 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:13,734 I think my friend is really sick. 57 00:02:13,735 --> 00:02:14,774 I'm not a doctor. 58 00:02:14,775 --> 00:02:15,815 I'm a doctor. 59 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:19,066 Annie! Rich from pottery class. 60 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:21,329 - Oh, hey! - Oh, hey. 61 00:02:21,496 --> 00:02:22,843 Wow, this looks serious. - Yeah. 62 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,463 Let's... you know what? Let's get him over here. 63 00:02:24,464 --> 00:02:25,624 - Okay. - Oh, boy. 64 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,671 He is just not in very good shape, is he? 65 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:30,279 But you look fantastic. 66 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,003 Oh, thank you. 67 00:02:32,004 --> 00:02:34,501 Look at you with your hood. 68 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:48,107 Get away from those hotties! 69 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:05,375 You're safe now. 70 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:07,754 But if that thing comes back, I'm gonna need 71 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,267 one or both of your phone numbers. 72 00:03:09,268 --> 00:03:11,637 Yeah, right. 73 00:03:18,404 --> 00:03:19,435 I don't get it. 74 00:03:20,531 --> 00:03:21,589 How do you do it? 75 00:03:21,590 --> 00:03:24,224 Well, I am wearing a $6,000 suit, 76 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:27,375 and you spent 3 days making cardboard robot armor. 77 00:03:27,386 --> 00:03:29,231 You're saying they feel sorry for you? 78 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,749 I'm saying I remind girls less 79 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:33,181 of taking their little brothers to comic-con. 80 00:03:34,774 --> 00:03:36,596 - Rich. - More? 81 00:03:36,794 --> 00:03:38,164 Put her with the others. 82 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:41,021 102... this may be food poisoning. 83 00:03:41,022 --> 00:03:42,988 Rich, what did I tell you? 84 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,880 - To rule out food poisoning. - Yes. 85 00:03:44,881 --> 00:03:46,860 But also not to say the words out loud. 86 00:03:46,861 --> 00:03:49,093 Who wants to walk my plank, huh? 87 00:03:49,131 --> 00:03:49,923 Hey. 88 00:04:01,565 --> 00:04:03,148 Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning. 89 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,565 Guess who I am. 90 00:04:36,784 --> 00:04:37,890 Michelle Kwan? 91 00:04:37,891 --> 00:04:38,786 Wrong. 92 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:40,208 Kristi Yamaguchi? 93 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,314 Peggy Fleming. 94 00:04:41,696 --> 00:04:43,437 Just been proven racist 95 00:04:43,438 --> 00:04:45,409 by the racist-prover. 96 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:49,388 Hey, guess who I am. 97 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,346 Drink. 98 00:04:52,153 --> 00:04:53,469 Have you noticed a weird vibe 99 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:54,912 taking a hold of this party? 100 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:57,123 It's like every fifth person is on something 101 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:58,711 seriously hard-core. 102 00:04:59,512 --> 00:05:01,225 Yeah, I wonder who's holding... 103 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:03,227 The key to your riddle. 104 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:07,568 - Hey. - Hey. 105 00:05:10,623 --> 00:05:11,738 Where's your costume? 106 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,074 Trying something new. 107 00:05:13,099 --> 00:05:15,411 But our costumes go together, and if you're not in yours, 108 00:05:15,412 --> 00:05:17,145 I'm just a guy in a spandex suit and a bike helmet. 109 00:05:17,146 --> 00:05:20,584 - Well, I'm a sexy Dracula. - You mean vampire. 110 00:05:20,585 --> 00:05:23,013 I don't need to know which Dracula I am 111 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,231 to be a Dracula. 112 00:05:24,322 --> 00:05:25,424 Nerd. 113 00:05:31,274 --> 00:05:32,948 Your symptoms are progressing even faster 114 00:05:32,949 --> 00:05:34,155 than everyone else's. 115 00:05:34,156 --> 00:05:36,270 How much of that taco-meat stuff did you eat, star-burns? 116 00:05:36,271 --> 00:05:37,652 I didn't eat any. 117 00:05:38,023 --> 00:05:39,577 My name is Alex! 118 00:05:39,578 --> 00:05:40,674 Whatever it is must have transferred 119 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:42,023 through Pierce's bite. 120 00:05:42,024 --> 00:05:43,629 My God, I think you're right. 121 00:05:44,012 --> 00:05:45,867 Annie, you make quite the little nurse. 122 00:05:45,868 --> 00:05:47,310 Thank you, rich. 123 00:05:47,488 --> 00:05:49,363 You're quite a banana. 124 00:05:49,364 --> 00:05:52,451 Jeez, why don't you guys just get a roo... 125 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:02,011 but the only people getting sick 126 00:06:02,012 --> 00:06:05,562 are the ones eating what I bought at your surplus store. 127 00:06:05,563 --> 00:06:07,858 I never said the stuff was delicious, 128 00:06:07,859 --> 00:06:08,902 but you can't get sick from it. 129 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,050 It's nonperishable. 130 00:06:10,051 --> 00:06:11,695 What about the taco-meat stuff... 131 00:06:11,696 --> 00:06:13,357 the classic flavor? - The what? 132 00:06:13,914 --> 00:06:15,471 The one with the goofy label. 133 00:06:15,472 --> 00:06:17,111 Here. 134 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:18,733 "Classified Phoenix. 135 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:20,710 "If found, repeat key phrase... 136 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:23,409 echo, tango, X-ray, nine, nine, seven." 137 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:25,204 Yeah. Sounds delicious. 138 00:06:25,205 --> 00:06:28,216 Anyway, it looks like taco meat and... 139 00:06:29,916 --> 00:06:30,775 hello? 140 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:32,357 Greendale community college? 141 00:06:33,239 --> 00:06:34,239 Speaking. 142 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,797 This is special operations officer McHenry. 143 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:38,832 Hi. 144 00:06:38,945 --> 00:06:42,229 I need you to listen to me very carefully. 145 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:45,328 Okay, one hint. 146 00:06:45,329 --> 00:06:47,801 I'm a beloved character from our childhood. 147 00:06:47,802 --> 00:06:50,142 - I can't stop seeing it. - I know. 148 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:55,113 Leonard, behave yourself. I'm a Christian woman. 149 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:57,251 Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up, 150 00:06:57,252 --> 00:06:58,757 or I will make a pie. 151 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:03,349 Hey, Jeff, it's me, rich, from pottery class. 152 00:07:03,719 --> 00:07:05,131 "Doc Potterywood," remember? 'Cause we were... 153 00:07:05,132 --> 00:07:06,523 - rich, bigger fish. - Yeah. 154 00:07:06,524 --> 00:07:08,370 Guys, there's some kind of infection at the party 155 00:07:08,371 --> 00:07:10,561 that's making people act weird and bite each other. 156 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:12,409 We need to coordinate an orderly evacuation 157 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:14,260 without causing unnecessary panic. 158 00:07:15,772 --> 00:07:16,861 Holy crap! 159 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,260 Leonard's a zombie! 160 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,474 Zombie attack! 161 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,044 Never mind. 162 00:07:27,262 --> 00:07:28,767 Oh, my God! Ah! 163 00:07:42,006 --> 00:07:44,097 - I'm sorry. - Open the door! 164 00:07:44,098 --> 00:07:46,404 I've been told we need a little baby quarantine 165 00:07:46,405 --> 00:07:47,707 until the army gets here. 166 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:48,822 The army? 167 00:07:48,823 --> 00:07:50,283 I know, right? 168 00:07:50,811 --> 00:07:52,854 They said to wait for six hours. 169 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:54,382 Stay strong. 170 00:07:54,383 --> 00:07:55,415 Guys... 171 00:07:55,714 --> 00:07:58,089 I hate to be the "we've got company" guy, but... 172 00:07:58,112 --> 00:07:59,165 oh! 173 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:06,015 Hey, guess who I am. 174 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:09,138 Or don't. 175 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,279 Head to the back! 176 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:15,451 Run! 177 00:08:28,285 --> 00:08:30,148 You punched a lady bee! 178 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,568 No! 179 00:08:34,537 --> 00:08:37,812 Let go of the door, you little bitch! 180 00:08:37,845 --> 00:08:38,834 Welcome! 181 00:08:38,995 --> 00:08:40,855 Oh, thank God you're all right! 182 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:43,358 Whoo! We did it! 183 00:08:47,915 --> 00:08:50,016 Okay, did we lose anybody out there? 184 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:51,109 - No. - Is anybody hurt? 185 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:52,018 No. 186 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:54,091 Okay, last question, and I know it's a long shot, 187 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,606 but did anybody happen to shut off the dean's playlist? 188 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:59,525 Two percent milk, eggs, deodorant, puppy chow... 189 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:03,959 Okay, it's a officially a waking nightmare. 190 00:09:09,846 --> 00:09:11,808 When are the police coming? 191 00:09:11,868 --> 00:09:13,693 - Help is on the way. - Hello? 192 00:09:13,694 --> 00:09:15,215 Help is on the way. 193 00:09:15,216 --> 00:09:17,066 - Hello? - Help is on the way. 194 00:09:17,086 --> 00:09:18,520 Flavor flav was right. 195 00:09:18,521 --> 00:09:20,100 It's the end of days. 196 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,624 It can't be the end of days. 197 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:23,138 It's not 2012 yet. 198 00:09:23,139 --> 00:09:24,611 It's not the end of days. 199 00:09:24,612 --> 00:09:26,393 There seems to be a rabies-related pathogen 200 00:09:26,394 --> 00:09:28,452 affecting the prefrontal cortex of the brain, 201 00:09:28,453 --> 00:09:29,931 causing hyper aggression. 202 00:09:29,932 --> 00:09:32,047 It could take years for it to take over the world. 203 00:09:32,048 --> 00:09:34,232 - How many years? - 1, 11/2. 204 00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:36,630 2012! End of days! 205 00:09:36,631 --> 00:09:38,760 End of days! End of days! 206 00:09:39,523 --> 00:09:40,464 Good thinking, Jeff... 207 00:09:40,465 --> 00:09:41,547 vertical fold. 208 00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:43,534 You making fun of me? 209 00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:45,999 That jacket is worth more than the island 210 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,982 you were grown on, Chiquita M.D. 211 00:09:48,202 --> 00:09:49,819 "Chiquita m. D."... I like it. 212 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,095 Rich, this is a good time to let you know that I hate you. 213 00:09:52,096 --> 00:09:53,648 Shouldn't we be barricading the room? 214 00:09:53,649 --> 00:09:55,369 I don't know. These guys don't seem so... 215 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,008 - Argh! - I will help you. 216 00:09:57,009 --> 00:09:58,028 Wait! Wait! 217 00:09:58,029 --> 00:09:59,571 Before you barricade us in, I need to ask 218 00:09:59,572 --> 00:10:00,929 if anyone has been bitten. 219 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:03,032 You bit, huh? You bit? 220 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,318 This pathogen is spread through bites, 221 00:10:05,319 --> 00:10:07,223 so if anyone has been bitten and you allow us 222 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:08,816 to seal ourselves in here with you, 223 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,185 you're putting us all in danger. 224 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:12,921 All right, go ahead. 225 00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:20,122 Are we really just gonna sit here? 226 00:10:20,123 --> 00:10:22,266 The army's gonna be here in six hours. 227 00:10:22,267 --> 00:10:24,652 Why six hours? Are they hosting the Oscars? 228 00:10:24,653 --> 00:10:25,652 Damn. 229 00:10:25,653 --> 00:10:27,515 And the winner for best adapted Oscar burn, 230 00:10:27,522 --> 00:10:30,491 Jeff winger for "oh, snap! The man who went there." 231 00:10:30,492 --> 00:10:32,173 Those people don't have six hours. 232 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,498 Judging from the temperatures of those infected... 233 00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:36,439 Within three hours, they're gonna start suffering 234 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,277 from brain damage. 235 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:38,948 Three hours after that, they're gonna be dead. 236 00:10:38,949 --> 00:10:40,911 What? We have to do something for them. 237 00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:43,425 Do something? For the zombies? 238 00:10:43,426 --> 00:10:45,206 If we lower the temperature of the whole building, 239 00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:47,249 would it break the fever and kill the virus? 240 00:10:48,201 --> 00:10:49,306 It might. 241 00:10:50,365 --> 00:10:52,466 I know where the thermostat is... out there on the wall. 242 00:10:52,874 --> 00:10:55,201 Troy, we have to rise to the occasion like Ripley 243 00:10:55,202 --> 00:10:56,370 and kick monster butt in our undies. 244 00:10:56,371 --> 00:10:57,811 I'm not Ripley, Abed. 245 00:10:57,812 --> 00:10:59,805 I'm a cool, sexy Dracula. 246 00:10:59,806 --> 00:11:01,533 I make love to ladies, and I survive. 247 00:11:01,534 --> 00:11:02,452 I'm with Troy. 248 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,414 Guys, those are not zombies. 249 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,464 Those are our classmates, and they're sick. 250 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,284 And they can make us sick by biting us. 251 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,082 The banana said so. - It's true. 252 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,741 The incubation only takes minutes. 253 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,192 First, you get a stomachache. 254 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:15,776 Then your skin turns red, followed by cold sweats. 255 00:11:15,777 --> 00:11:17,619 Muscle spasms, high fever, 256 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:20,539 and then the uncontrollable urge to bite uninfected flesh. 257 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,580 Oh, Jesus. 258 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,023 And I forgot one symptom. 259 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,329 Slurred speech. 260 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:28,739 Hey, you got bit! 261 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,900 I felt like maybe I was special. 262 00:11:31,951 --> 00:11:34,003 Special? You're not special. 263 00:11:34,004 --> 00:11:35,213 I'm special. 264 00:11:35,214 --> 00:11:37,713 I was bit ten minutes ago, and I'm... 265 00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:39,250 Fine. 266 00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:40,438 Oh, great. 267 00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,379 Nobody is special! 268 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:45,637 Hey, rich, just so you know, I hate you less now. 269 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,018 That's how much I hate your normal self. 270 00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:50,259 You have to destroy his brain. 271 00:11:52,983 --> 00:11:54,353 What the hell? 272 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,981 - A hamster! - Way to go! 273 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:02,689 Run! 274 00:12:02,690 --> 00:12:04,456 Run! Run! 275 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:11,990 Head for the stairs! 276 00:12:15,910 --> 00:12:18,330 - What about Annie? - Don't look back! 277 00:12:18,331 --> 00:12:19,544 Why not? 278 00:12:19,554 --> 00:12:20,505 Oh! 279 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:22,489 Shirley, oh, God. 280 00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:23,954 Don't look back! 281 00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:26,300 Oh! 282 00:12:38,262 --> 00:12:41,940 Oh, this is how I die... As miss piggy. 283 00:12:42,023 --> 00:12:43,255 You're not miss piggy. 284 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,847 You're Glenda the good witch. 285 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,231 Oh! You knew? 286 00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:50,922 Just so you know, I've always loved Peggy Fleming. 287 00:12:52,485 --> 00:12:53,724 You're not racist. 288 00:12:53,725 --> 00:12:54,682 Mm-mm. 289 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:11,720 Oh, cool. 290 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,774 A dark basement. 291 00:13:13,924 --> 00:13:16,546 I was just thinking we should be doing this in a dark basement. 292 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,343 Troy, why did you ditch your costume? 293 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,686 Why bring that up now, Abed? We might die down here. 294 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,484 All the more reason to get this ironed out. 295 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,363 You called me a nerd up there. What defines a nerd... 296 00:13:27,364 --> 00:13:29,077 committing to an awesome Halloween costume 297 00:13:29,078 --> 00:13:30,027 with your best friend? 298 00:13:30,028 --> 00:13:30,939 Is that what nerds do? 299 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,936 I don't know, Abed, because I'm not a nerd, 300 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,706 which is why I'm not taking part in this very conversation. 301 00:13:35,707 --> 00:13:36,890 Shh! Nerds. 302 00:13:37,772 --> 00:13:38,902 Did you hear that? 303 00:13:41,845 --> 00:13:42,914 Jeez! 304 00:13:45,485 --> 00:13:46,970 It was just a cat. 305 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,107 Let's keep moving. 306 00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:52,038 Oh! Holy crap! 307 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,328 What is up with that cat? 308 00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:00,650 - Is someone throwing it? - Let's keep moving. 309 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:01,898 No! 310 00:14:01,899 --> 00:14:03,452 Let's not keep moving, 311 00:14:03,453 --> 00:14:05,885 because there is an insane cat down here. 312 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,187 Well, what about the zombies? 313 00:14:07,188 --> 00:14:09,773 Back burner, Troy! This cat has to be dealt with. 314 00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:11,970 There it is! Grab it! 315 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,164 This should lead upstairs. The thermostat will be... 316 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:18,974 enough with the thermostat, Abed. 317 00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:21,834 This is not pretend play time, save-the-world time. 318 00:14:21,835 --> 00:14:22,904 It's quarter past 319 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:26,052 let's-get-the-hell- out-of-this-building time. 320 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:29,158 There. There's a window. 321 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:30,878 All right, if we climb that dusty fence, 322 00:14:30,879 --> 00:14:31,896 we can hoist each other against he wall 323 00:14:31,897 --> 00:14:33,153 and then squeeze through it. 324 00:14:35,179 --> 00:14:36,407 I vote we take the door. 325 00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:38,923 He doesn't want to dirty his suit. 326 00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:40,918 For real? 327 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,515 Clothes make the man, Troy. 328 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,601 What the... hey! Ah! 329 00:14:44,688 --> 00:14:45,745 Whoa! 330 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:50,708 That's my jacket! 331 00:14:51,936 --> 00:14:54,133 My jacket... you're stretching it! 332 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,607 You're stretching it! 333 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,614 Wrong way! Go! Go! Go! Go! 334 00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:32,126 - Go. - I'm not going without you! 335 00:15:32,127 --> 00:15:33,972 Troy, make me proud. 336 00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:36,029 Be the first black man to make it to the end. 337 00:15:39,257 --> 00:15:40,402 Go, go, go, go, go! 338 00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:43,593 Abed! 339 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:47,622 I love you. 340 00:15:47,654 --> 00:15:48,698 I know. 341 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:51,957 Make it fast. 342 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:53,602 No! 343 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,724 Troy, be honest. 344 00:16:08,725 --> 00:16:10,736 Are you a zombie? I will mace you. 345 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,932 Give me the keys. 346 00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,191 Those people are gonna get brain damage 347 00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:14,421 if someone doesn't help 'em. 348 00:16:14,422 --> 00:16:16,151 Okay, Troy, there is something called 349 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,793 "chain of command, " so unfortunately... 350 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:18,761 oh! 351 00:16:21,736 --> 00:16:23,041 Are you crazy? 352 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:25,269 How are you gonna survive those zombies? 353 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:28,169 I'm gonna be a nerd. 354 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,779 Better have a plan "b"! 355 00:16:41,161 --> 00:16:42,179 That's right. 356 00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,410 Prepare to meet the power of imagination. 357 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:50,546 Ugh! Okay. 358 00:16:50,606 --> 00:16:52,464 All right, I don't know why I thought this would work. 359 00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:53,931 Hey, get off me! 360 00:16:53,932 --> 00:16:55,993 Get off... you're so strong! 361 00:16:56,374 --> 00:16:57,534 God, I hate this! 362 00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:58,607 Get off! 363 00:16:58,608 --> 00:17:00,094 Stop using your mouth! 364 00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:04,006 Hello, zombie Annie. 365 00:17:04,072 --> 00:17:05,506 What big fists you have... 366 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:06,854 In your face! 367 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:08,801 Whoa! 368 00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,290 Beam this up, Scotty. 369 00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:13,747 In your face! 370 00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:19,598 Zombie Shirley... 371 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,367 I don't know what you are, but... 372 00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:22,875 in your face! 373 00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:27,453 Abed, we're friends. 374 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:29,519 Ah! Abed, no! 375 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:30,952 Ah, Britta! 376 00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,438 Okay, okay. 377 00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:34,791 I've been bit, y'all. 378 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,654 Dag. Congrats. 379 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,130 You did what the zombies do. 380 00:17:50,465 --> 00:17:53,527 Jeff, still cool as a zombie. 381 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:55,482 Mah! 382 00:19:01,787 --> 00:19:03,157 Out of the way! Out of the way! 383 00:19:03,158 --> 00:19:04,209 Out of the way! 384 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,214 - You dean Pelton? - Speaking. 385 00:19:09,585 --> 00:19:11,630 Wow. Six hours on the dot. 386 00:19:11,631 --> 00:19:13,435 Yeah, well, practice makes perfect. 387 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,635 You the only witness? 388 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:15,790 I am. 389 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,059 All right. 390 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:19,166 Hey, we got uninfected in here. 391 00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:20,425 How many we talking? 392 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:22,192 I think it might be all of 'em. 393 00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:24,711 All right, scenario "b." 394 00:19:24,712 --> 00:19:26,053 Repeat, scenario "b." 395 00:19:26,356 --> 00:19:27,992 Let's dose these suckers. 396 00:19:27,993 --> 00:19:29,984 Dose what now? Oh! 397 00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:50,313 So you remember nothing past your decision to be lady gaga? 398 00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:53,254 Can't believe that somebody would mass-roofie 399 00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:54,909 an entire party. 400 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,335 I can't believe it wasn't me. 401 00:19:56,336 --> 00:19:57,870 I can't believe I believe you... 402 00:19:58,253 --> 00:19:59,445 And I don't. 403 00:20:00,814 --> 00:20:02,045 Want to watch a movie? 404 00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:03,417 Sure. 405 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:05,430 Aliens, cyborgs, or zombies? 406 00:20:05,553 --> 00:20:08,481 I don't know why, but I'm kind of over zombies. 407 00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:11,136 Yeah, I don't feel like anything action-heavy. 408 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:12,596 How about something light? 409 00:20:12,597 --> 00:20:13,745 You seen Marmaduke? 410 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,130 And so Troy and Abed went back to the dormitory 411 00:20:17,131 --> 00:20:19,575 for a viewing of Marmaduke. 412 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,944 I'm George Takei, and if you're name is Kevin, 413 00:20:22,945 --> 00:20:25,671 here's a little freebie for your cell phone. 414 00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:28,163 Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone. 415 00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:31,092 He's on a spaceship with me, George Takei. 416 00:20:31,093 --> 00:20:32,739 Please leave a message. 417 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,687 You're welcome Kevins. 418 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,917 Happy Halloween. 419 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,883 Voice mail? 420 00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:48,132 Troy! This is Chang. 421 00:20:48,217 --> 00:20:49,584 There's not much time. 422 00:20:49,746 --> 00:20:51,173 I don't think we're gonna make it. 423 00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:53,567 Listen, if you survive, 424 00:20:53,613 --> 00:20:56,398 please spread this message for me. 425 00:20:56,816 --> 00:20:59,196 Shirley and I totally did it! 426 00:20:59,197 --> 00:21:00,499 Shh! Chang, what are you doing? 427 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,450 Nothing. 428 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,671 Gotta go! 429 00:21:06,852 --> 00:21:08,587 Why did he call me? 430 00:21:08,786 --> 00:21:18,776 Sync by YYeTs.net www.addic7ed.com