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You're ready for the bus driver, Winger?

2
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You know why they call me bus driver, right?

3
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Because you been
travelin' all day?

4
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Because I'm taking
your butt to school.

5
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Nice.

6
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Cool, I'm up.

7
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Nuh-uh. Game's to 15.

8
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- Since when?
- Since you scored 11.

9
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Sorry, Abed, I have to
finish kicking Troy's butt

10
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before I can get to yours.

11
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See? All that angry
talk about butts.

12
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"Kick your butt. Stomp your butt.

13
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Punch your butt."

14
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Do they say, "punch your butt"?

15
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Point being hatred of
each other's butts.

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Men play sports so they
can seek out and destroy

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their own sensitivity.

18
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Oh! I never thought
about it that way.

19
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Do you think we'll learn
about stuff like that

20
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in our women's studies class?

21
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Hell, no!

22
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We're gonna find our
roots in that class.

23
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And stop defining our
gender by theirs.

24
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Well, I feel bad saying it,

25
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but it will be nice to
get away from the boys

26
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and take a class with just us.

27
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Amen. Or "a-wo-men."

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Am I right?

29
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Bring it in for a
boob bump, ladies.

30
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Uh...
Nope?

31
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We'll get there.

32
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Hey, guys.

33
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Remember last week when you were

34
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playing with those
remote control cars

35
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and you thought you
were real cool?

36
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Well, turns out you're not.

37
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Draganflyer, bee-otch.

38
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Yep, uh, four propellers.

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It's got a built-in spy cam.

40
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100 yards.

41
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And it'll strangle your
stupid cars' little butts.

42
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- Pierce, we're in a game.
- Yeah.

43
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And we're really not
into R.C. anymore.

44
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What? It's... it's a draganflyer.

45
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Come on, Pierce, man.
This is a school.

46
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- I can't control it.
- Watch it.

47
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There's a little pilot in there.

48
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- It's not funny, Pierce!
- Propellers are sharp!

49
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Stop it!

50
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Knuckle walkers!

51
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Ahh.

52
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Sorry, it was an accident.

53
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So was the "y" chromosome,

54
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but you don't see us
throwing stuff at it.

55
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Where you guys going?

56
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Away from your
symbolically invasive balls

57
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to a women's studies class.

58
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Which women's studies class?

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Feminist
representations in media.

60
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- I'm in.
- Oh, uh, Abed,

61
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we kind of thought this would
be something just for the girls.

62
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Sounds like it.

63
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I'd love to learn more about you.

64
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I'll change out of my sports
clothes and meet you there.

65
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- Uh...
- We... Um...

66
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Hey, sore loser.

67
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Yeah... proud of it.

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I want a rematch.

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Community 2x07 - Aerodynamics of Gender

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Sync by vNaru
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, guys.

72
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I raced here so I could
save us four seats.

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Thanks, Abed.

74
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But... Annie can't see the
board from this far back.

75
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She lost her glasses.

76
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I've never seen
you wear glasses.

77
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Yeah, I usually wear contacts,

78
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but I couldn't find them...
Without my glasses.

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Which I wear.

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Cool-cool-cool.

81
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Are we bad people?

82
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No. I love Abed.

83
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But sometimes he
can't take a hint.

84
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We told him...
this is a girl thing.

85
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Ahem.

86
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'Scuse me.

87
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We were gonna sit there.

88
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Oh, uh, sorry. We didn't know.

89
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But now we're sitting here, so...
That's the problem.

90
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You don't seriously
expect us to get up

91
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and change seats for you?

92
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Well, if you're further in back,
less people will see your roots.

93
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Um... Excuse me?

94
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Oh, the way you excuse
your little moustache hairs?

95
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Uh, you know what?

96
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We're good people.

97
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So we will find seats elsewhere.

98
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It's called the high road.

99
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I hope it leads to a salon.

100
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You're back.

101
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I've seen 'em before.
The leader's name is Meghan.

102
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Of course! Why name
your daughter Meghan?

103
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Are you stocking up
for a bitch shortage?

104
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Which one's Meghan?

105
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The one with the hole
in her sweater's armpit,

106
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or the one whose tight
sleeves are pushing her fat

107
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toward her elbows?

108
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No, those are her cronies.

109
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So Meghan's the one
with the crooked ears

110
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- and no ankles?
- Ha! Damn.

111
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Sorry, I over-described again?

112
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Oh, no, Abed.

113
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Describe those girls all you want.

114
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Yeah. In fact,
what are you doing for lunch?

115
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It's Wednesday.
Sometimes I eat in Jeff's car.

116
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Don't tell him.

117
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Troy, where are you?

118
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You would go this far
to avoid a rematch?

119
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Jeff!

120
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What is this thing?

121
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In my line of work, a
multimillion dollar injury suit.

122
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I thought schools got
rid of these things.

123
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I can't believe
Greendale allows it.

124
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Greendale doesn't.

125
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That's why it's hidden.

126
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Who else saw you come in?

127
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If we say nobody,

128
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are you doing to stab us
with your bush scissors?

129
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Of course not.

130
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I'm Joshua.

131
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And this is a place
of peace and balance.

132
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A place of nourishment.

133
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A place free from darkness.

134
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Because there's a trampoline?

135
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There is something cool
about being up here, Jeff.

136
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I mean, at first I was
just jumping, but then...

137
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But then you started bouncing...

138
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Like a baby on the
knee of a goddess.

139
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Yes!

140
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Yes.

141
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Jeff, get on.

142
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Ah, one at a time, please.

143
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I must as you to adhere
to two simple principles.

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First, for this place to
survive, it must stay secret.

145
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And second...

146
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No double bounces.

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Feet shoulder width apart.

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Knees bent.

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And just breathe.

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At the apex of each
bounce there is a moment,

151
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outside of time, outside of words...
Outside of everything.

152
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A perfect moment. A silent moment.

153
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I call it the world's whisper.

154
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Wow... You're right.

155
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And I don't mind admitting
you're right, which is weird.

156
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30 seconds on this thing, and
I already feel... Jeff...

157
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You've been up there for an hour.

158
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Yes.

159
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Okay, Abed,
girl in the pink... go.

160
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Her forehead hangs over
her head like a canopy.

161
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She missed a belt loop, and her
stomach spills over her shorts.

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- Target destroyed.
- What brutality.

163
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It's called a muffin top, Abed.

164
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Like a muffin? Clever.

165
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But you guys said it's rude
to focus on imperfections.

166
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This the stuff I'm
supposed to filter, right?

167
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Absolutely, Abed.

168
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It's just kind of
a guilty pleasure

169
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to hear it about... certain girls.

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Like Meghan and her friends,
because they're bitches.

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That's nice.
Uh, who needs a soda?

172
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I'll get it...
I'm making you guys so happy,

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I want to keep it going.

174
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Aww...

175
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Okay, I love Abed so much.

176
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I know, it's like
he's one of the girls.

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Uh, guys.

178
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Yeah, do you mind
not looking at me?

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I don't know, do you
mind that your face makeup

180
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doesn't match your neck?

181
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When I squint,
you look like a circus clown.

182
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Okay, I beg your pardon, geek...

183
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I don't even know your
peanut-headed ass.

184
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You're right, we've never met.

185
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Like your hair and
dandruff shampoo.

186
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Hoo hoo! Filet of Meghan,
service for one.

187
00:08:02,244 --> 00:08:05,128
Okay, Abed,
let's get back to the table.

188
00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:07,793
Yeah, Abed. Go with your skank.

189
00:08:07,794 --> 00:08:09,982
Or keep going. Up to you.

190
00:08:09,983 --> 00:08:12,082
Keep going about what,
her uneven bra padding?

191
00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,881
You look like you're smuggling
a lime and a coconut.

192
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- Ooh!
- Go away, loser.

193
00:08:15,939 --> 00:08:17,782
Good one... tell that to the
stitching on your ratty panties,

194
00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:19,325
or wear higher jeans
on laundry day.

195
00:08:20,469 --> 00:08:23,207
Damn, that diss made me snarf, yo!

196
00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:24,944
You know what? You're dead.

197
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You're bowlegged.

198
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Bye. See ya.

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Women of Greendale!

200
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This cafeteria has been
declared a bitch-free zone!

201
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,775
Yeah!

202
00:08:53,457 --> 00:08:55,284
Can't tell you how
great I feel right now.

203
00:08:55,347 --> 00:08:57,837
I wasn't sure that you would
take to the trampoline's ways.

204
00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,009
Some can't.

205
00:08:59,663 --> 00:09:01,978
And some are just natural jumpers.

206
00:09:04,238 --> 00:09:05,329
See you tomorrow, Joshua.

207
00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:07,078
We better bounce.

208
00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,499
Whoa.

209
00:09:14,092 --> 00:09:15,349
That's Sharice.

210
00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:17,342
I had sociology
with her last year.

211
00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:19,634
She told me I walk like a dude.

212
00:09:19,635 --> 00:09:22,185
That's awful! Abed,
you got anything?

213
00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,526
I might have something to say
about those jeans she's wearing.

214
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,460
But you guys are
sure it's not bad?

215
00:09:26,489 --> 00:09:28,723
Bad isn't that bad when
you're doing it to bad girls.

216
00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:30,250
Yeah, and you're
really good at it.

217
00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:31,424
You're like a machine.

218
00:09:31,425 --> 00:09:34,195
- Like Robocop.
- Exactly like rowboat cop.

219
00:09:34,196 --> 00:09:37,714
Sharice is a bad rowboat.
Sink her.

220
00:09:38,634 --> 00:09:39,724
Affirmative.

221
00:09:52,702 --> 00:09:53,685
They're bad...

222
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:54,943
bad.

223
00:10:03,849 --> 00:10:07,461
Hey... You dudes ready to shoot
the rock after study group?

224
00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:10,044
I'm gonna slit your
butt's throats.

225
00:10:11,949 --> 00:10:13,514
Nice catch, losers.

226
00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:15,040
Go get it.

227
00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,217
Sorry, Pierce.

228
00:10:16,260 --> 00:10:18,116
We're not really into
basketball anymore.

229
00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:19,156
What?

230
00:10:19,376 --> 00:10:20,798
What's up with you guys?

231
00:10:21,355 --> 00:10:22,736
Why are you acting like that?

232
00:10:22,737 --> 00:10:23,723
Like what?

233
00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,608
Ah! Gay boots!

234
00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:27,583
Lady boots!

235
00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:29,506
He's a gaywad.

236
00:10:30,202 --> 00:10:32,022
Are those as
comfortable as they look?

237
00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:34,297
They're like wearing
a pair of dreams.

238
00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,227
I'm sure your shoes
are fine, though.

239
00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:39,679
You know what?

240
00:10:40,118 --> 00:10:41,180
They are.

241
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,859
Something's up with you two,
and I want to know what it is.

242
00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:45,354
Are you on weed?

243
00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:47,770
Give me some... I'll smoke
you two under the table.

244
00:10:47,771 --> 00:10:49,834
Oh, man, I feel so good.

245
00:10:49,835 --> 00:10:51,622
It's like the whole
campus is a gutter

246
00:10:51,623 --> 00:10:53,316
and we're just spraying it clean.

247
00:10:53,317 --> 00:10:54,995
Abed, I may need you to
come to the bank with me

248
00:10:54,996 --> 00:10:57,705
to have words with a certain
something at window four.

249
00:10:57,706 --> 00:10:58,836
We'll take 'em down.

250
00:10:58,837 --> 00:11:00,412
We'll take all these bitches down.

251
00:11:00,413 --> 00:11:02,140
Ladies, are you okay?

252
00:11:02,631 --> 00:11:03,676
Take it easy.

253
00:11:03,677 --> 00:11:06,617
Um, did you just
tell us what to do?

254
00:11:06,618 --> 00:11:07,674
Here's the thing.

255
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:08,410
It's a little rule.

256
00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:09,677
Maybe you're not familiar with it.

257
00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:11,712
Nobody tells me what to do... ever.

258
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,253
Whoa, whoa, cowboy. I surrender.

259
00:11:14,254 --> 00:11:15,498
Abed, did you hear that?

260
00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:16,919
- Jeff a bitch too?
- Yes.

261
00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,053
- Take him down.
- Cool.

262
00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,615
Hey, Jeff, what's with the boots?

263
00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:21,422
2008 called to tell you that,
even in 2008,

264
00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:23,828
those were tacky.
Oh, you go, girl!

265
00:11:23,829 --> 00:11:25,835
Daaamn.

266
00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:28,404
Hey, you guys,
why don't we just all

267
00:11:28,405 --> 00:11:31,783
take a deep breath and...
Find some center.

268
00:11:31,784 --> 00:11:33,702
Okay, that is it!

269
00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,095
What are you hiding from me?

270
00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:36,887
They're keeping
relaxation secrets.

271
00:11:36,888 --> 00:11:39,878
Tell me how to get this laid back,
or I'll kill your families!

272
00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:41,721
Okay, this place is lame.

273
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:42,942
Girls, Abed.

274
00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:44,043
Toodles.

275
00:11:46,629 --> 00:11:47,920
I'm watching you two.

276
00:11:48,161 --> 00:11:51,183
24, 2010.

277
00:11:52,151 --> 00:11:54,610
These balls on your butts.

278
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,358
Quick bounce before lunch?

279
00:11:59,359 --> 00:12:00,407
Absolutely.

280
00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:02,743
Let me just make sure that
Pierce isn't hovering around.

281
00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:07,656
Coast is clear.

282
00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:41,756
What did you see, my pretty?

283
00:12:43,232 --> 00:12:44,079
Wait.

284
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,540
Back, back... freeze it.

285
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,724
Can you blow that up
a little? Enhance.

286
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,151
Enhance.

287
00:12:51,066 --> 00:12:52,480
Enhance.

288
00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:54,134
Stop! That's it.

289
00:12:54,826 --> 00:12:55,907
Blow it up.

290
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,595
There it is.

291
00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:03,247
Um, excuse me, girls.

292
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,752
You're sitting in our seats.

293
00:13:04,753 --> 00:13:06,533
I'm sorry. What did you say?

294
00:13:06,534 --> 00:13:08,475
Oh! I didn't know you were deaf.

295
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,204
I suspected you were
blind from the outfit.

296
00:13:13,858 --> 00:13:14,762
Toodles.

297
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:17,154
See ya.

298
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,378
Wait a minute.

299
00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:22,130
Why were you mean to them?
Did they insult you?

300
00:13:22,131 --> 00:13:24,868
No, but that top
insulted our retinas.

301
00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,263
Go, girl.

302
00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:31,317
Bad isn't that bad when
you're doing it to bad girls.

303
00:13:36,171 --> 00:13:38,080
Annie, when you laugh like that,
you snort like a piglet.

304
00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:41,200
- Careful, Abed.
- Be careful with your skin.

305
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:42,187
Your face is so puffy right now,

306
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,527
your eyes look like
sewn-on buttons.

307
00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:45,508
You need to check that
attitude at the door, Abed.

308
00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,153
You need to check the door before
you go through it, Shirley.

309
00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:48,474
What? What?

310
00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:51,364
Abed, you cannot
talk to us that way.

311
00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,376
Someone has to.
You guys are being bitches.

312
00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:55,458
We're not bitches!

313
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,667
We were just joking.

314
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:58,806
If that makes us bitches,
we're all bitches.

315
00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:00,860
- Mm-hmm.
- That's a good point, Annie.

316
00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:01,811
You told him.

317
00:14:01,812 --> 00:14:03,536
Affirmative. You're all bitches.

318
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:05,398
Nice shirt. It would
look better on a girl.

319
00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:07,200
Pick a bronzer.

320
00:14:07,201 --> 00:14:08,812
You're not fooling us with that
band-aid... we knew it's a zit.

321
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,309
You're all bitches.
Triple bitches.

322
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,483
- Ohh!
- Bitch, bitch, bitch.

323
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,964
Hey, bitch. Bitch. You bitch.

324
00:14:12,965 --> 00:14:14,282
I'm a bitch. You're a bitch.

325
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:23,137
Pierce!

326
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:24,700
Ha ha!

327
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,184
How did you find us?

328
00:14:27,185 --> 00:14:28,750
Draganflyer, bee-otch.

329
00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,409
So this is the big secret, huh?

330
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:33,706
You two sneak out here and hang
out on the big, gay trampoline.

331
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,280
Lower your voice, Pierce.

332
00:14:35,281 --> 00:14:37,196
This is our place of peace.

333
00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:39,994
Yes. And now it's mine too.

334
00:14:41,789 --> 00:14:42,688
Mine.

335
00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:49,457
Oh, this is great!

336
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:51,945
I wanna go higher!

337
00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:56,595
Pierce... Please...
You're doing it all wrong.

338
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,836
I wanna go higher!

339
00:14:57,922 --> 00:14:59,746
Troy, get up here and
double bounce me.

340
00:14:59,851 --> 00:15:01,493
That's not how
we do things here.

341
00:15:01,494 --> 00:15:03,223
You get up here and
double bounce me,

342
00:15:03,224 --> 00:15:05,219
or I'll tell everybody
about this place!

343
00:15:05,419 --> 00:15:06,396
Come on!

344
00:15:08,205 --> 00:15:10,343
God is my witness,
I will tweet it!

345
00:15:15,574 --> 00:15:16,682
Double bounce me!

346
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,729
Why are you doing this?

347
00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:20,549
Double bounce me! Do it!

348
00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:22,165
Pierce, that's enough.

349
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,546
I hate you.

350
00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:25,648
I hate you!

351
00:15:25,649 --> 00:15:27,356
Double bounce me!

352
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:29,453
Aah!

353
00:15:29,694 --> 00:15:31,246
Father...

354
00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,806
My legs! Ohh!

355
00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:40,640
Oh, my legs, I... illegal trampoline!

356
00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:43,105
They have an illegal
trampoline back there!

357
00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,900
Whoa, black jeans? Nice try,
Michael Penn.

358
00:15:48,901 --> 00:15:50,511
Those bangs aren't covering
anything, five-head.

359
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:52,814
Pegged jeans.
Sweater balls. Crows feet.

360
00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:53,743
What's it called
when your back hair

361
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,243
grows into your neck hair
grows into your regular hair?

362
00:15:55,244 --> 00:15:56,582
Look it up, because you have it.

363
00:15:58,018 --> 00:15:58,910
Hmm.

364
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,588
Nice. Who taught you how
to be a juice box? Hmm.

365
00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:17,369
Don't worry. I come in peace.

366
00:16:18,161 --> 00:16:19,484
And whatever medicated
shampoo you're using

367
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:20,689
seems to be doing the trick.

368
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,362
Oh. What do you want?

369
00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:23,848
To restore the natural order.

370
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,934
What are these?

371
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:27,312
Destruct codes.

372
00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,786
Well, that seems
a little excessive.

373
00:16:40,074 --> 00:16:41,123
Joshua.

374
00:16:42,171 --> 00:16:43,770
We were looking for you all over.

375
00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:45,212
Where you going?

376
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,916
I got fired. I'm leaving.

377
00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:49,156
Joshua, we are so sorry.

378
00:16:49,802 --> 00:16:51,136
Don't apologize.

379
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:52,439
It's my fault.

380
00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:55,442
Guess that's what I get for
trusting some black guy.

381
00:16:57,091 --> 00:16:58,114
What?

382
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,360
When you found the trampoline,

383
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:02,106
I thought the only way to protect
it was to let you use it.

384
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,476
Guess it goes to prove
what I already knew:

385
00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:07,160
Non-whites ruin everything.

386
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,077
Oh, my God.

387
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,757
Joshua was racist.

388
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:15,435
That came out of nowhere.

389
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,734
Did it?

390
00:17:20,402 --> 00:17:22,617
A place free from darkness.

391
00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,508
And some are just natural jumpers.

392
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,320
It's going to be a maze.

393
00:17:31,078 --> 00:17:32,823
Maybe I just didn't
want to believe it.

394
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:36,013
Maybe that's the lesson here.

395
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,896
Purity that demands exclusion...

396
00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:40,982
Isn't real purity.

397
00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:43,854
Maybe paradise is a lie.

398
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,073
Not exactly.

399
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,579
Paradise exists.

400
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,255
Right here.

401
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,140
For once... he's actually right.

402
00:17:54,622 --> 00:17:56,150
Let me buy you some ice cream.

403
00:17:56,185 --> 00:17:58,552
My white guilt is
doing somersaults.

404
00:17:59,570 --> 00:18:00,785
Worth it.

405
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,183
Ahh, paradise.

406
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,080
Hey! Horse-neck.

407
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,379
So... What's with the clothes?

408
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,441
I mean, you look like a toddler
who got dressed in the dark.

409
00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:23,198
Aww, snap!

410
00:18:23,199 --> 00:18:24,831
Here it comes, y'all!

411
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:26,137
Look at your face.

412
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,863
It's like your mom was a lizard
who got raped by a muppet.

413
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:33,496
And that burn was brought
to you by the letter "s,"

414
00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:34,951
as in snap!

415
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,746
What?

416
00:18:36,747 --> 00:18:38,560
Too hurt to respond?

417
00:18:39,278 --> 00:18:41,335
Uhh! That's right.

418
00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:43,116
You don't have feelings.

419
00:18:43,117 --> 00:18:45,398
See, the rest of us feel
ashamed of ourselves,

420
00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:48,493
so we act like bitches to
make ourselves feel better.

421
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,109
But you did it to fit in.

422
00:18:50,110 --> 00:18:51,933
And no matter how hard you try,

423
00:18:52,371 --> 00:18:53,834
you never will.

424
00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:56,530
Snap. Snap!

425
00:18:56,531 --> 00:18:59,297
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!

426
00:18:59,298 --> 00:19:01,725
Give it up! Ooh! Ooh! Snap! Snap!

427
00:19:02,985 --> 00:19:04,100
Yeah! Snap! Snap!

428
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,906
Snap, snap, snap! Woof! Woof!

429
00:19:12,646 --> 00:19:13,930
Abed, are you okay?

430
00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:15,500
That was so cruel.

431
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:16,693
I deserved it.

432
00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:19,540
I should have never been mean to
anybody, least of all you guys.

433
00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:21,544
I was trying so hard to fit
in that I took it too far.

434
00:19:21,546 --> 00:19:22,648
We took it too far.

435
00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:24,411
We became the kind of
women that we hate,

436
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:26,030
and we turned you into a monster.

437
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,422
The kind of monster that
makes outlandish statements

438
00:19:28,423 --> 00:19:29,811
about someone's weight.

439
00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,115
Those kind of things hurt.

440
00:19:31,116 --> 00:19:32,526
Even when they're not true.

441
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,431
And all because
we were insecure.

442
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:35,291
Everyone is.

443
00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,002
Even Tom Cruise knows
he's short and nuts.

444
00:19:37,287 --> 00:19:39,310
We're at the mercy of
each other and ourselves.

445
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:41,410
That's why there has to be
forgiveness on both sides.

446
00:19:41,483 --> 00:19:43,645
- Aww...
- Abed...

447
00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:46,311
Oh, my goodness.
What happened to Pierce?

448
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:47,604
Long story.

449
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,103
Men.

450
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,136
Yeah.

451
00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:54,507
Damn it, Pierce,
will you knock it off?

452
00:19:54,553 --> 00:19:57,037
I told you,
I'm not controlling it.

453
00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:59,330
There's a little man inside.

454
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,705
- Hi.
- Pierce!

455
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,482
Listen, I wanted to
let you know, Pierce,

456
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:09,643
it's okay to exceed the
recommended daily dosage.

457
00:20:09,996 --> 00:20:12,844
And don't let anybody
tell you different!

458
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:18,589
Who's going to be in charge of
making sure he doesn't O.D.?

459
00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:22,884
What? What... When did
we start doing that?

460
00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:27,924
Three, two, one... Troy and Abed in the mornin'.

461
00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:31,529
And we're back with Greendale's
resident animal expert, Star-Burns.

462
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,840
My name's Alex.

463
00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:35,577
Star-burns joins us with
his pet turtle, Shelly.

464
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:38,221
Now, I understand Shelly can
eat over five mice a day.

465
00:20:38,222 --> 00:20:41,243
- That's impressive.
- Turtles don't eat mice.

466
00:20:41,244 --> 00:20:43,574
- What do they eat?
- I don't know.

467
00:20:43,715 --> 00:20:45,653
Pellets? I have no idea.

468
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,061
- That's disappointing.
- That's not good.

469
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,484
Look, what is going on here?

470
00:20:48,485 --> 00:20:50,358
I was studying for
my econ midterm.

471
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,354
You guys walk in,
you hand me this turtle,

472
00:20:52,355 --> 00:20:54,680
and then you tell me to
smile for the folks at home.

473
00:20:54,681 --> 00:20:56,388
What folks at home?

474
00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,789
- Ohh.
- Star-burn...

475
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,242
These things give you
salmonella, you know.

476
00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:04,173
Let's go to Gary with
a check on the weather.

477
00:21:04,635 --> 00:21:07,055
I'ts still sunny