1 00:00:11,018 --> 00:00:13,186 Agnes, cancel my appointments. 2 00:00:13,186 --> 00:00:15,773 What appointments? 3 00:00:15,773 --> 00:00:17,524 Wishful thinking. 4 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:19,693 It's called, 5 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:19,693 "Alternative Energy: 6 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:22,654 The Key to 7 00:00:19,693 --> 00:00:22,654 a Brighter Tomorrow." 8 00:00:29,286 --> 00:00:31,830 Notice all the animals 9 00:00:29,286 --> 00:00:31,830 wearing sunglasses? 10 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:33,206 Because it's 11 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:33,206 a brighter tomorrow? 12 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:34,792 Yeah. 13 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:38,169 My boys are 14 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:38,169 in elementary school, 15 00:00:38,169 --> 00:00:39,964 and don't make as many 16 00:00:38,169 --> 00:00:39,964 dioramas as we do. 17 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:42,091 The Environmental Club is 18 00:00:39,964 --> 00:00:42,091 making them for Green Week. 19 00:00:42,091 --> 00:00:44,301 And this afternoon, 20 00:00:42,091 --> 00:00:44,301 in the cafeteria, 21 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:45,886 we're having 22 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:45,886 a Bio-Diorama-Rama. 23 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:47,512 I heard one kid 24 00:00:45,886 --> 00:00:47,512 made a diorama 25 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:49,431 about a world 26 00:00:47,512 --> 00:00:49,431 without dioramas. 27 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:52,851 Still cool if I sleep over 28 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:52,851 at your place tonight? 29 00:00:52,851 --> 00:00:54,686 Totally. We're both 30 00:00:52,851 --> 00:00:54,686 done with classes, 31 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,354 we can start 32 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,354 the sleepover now. 33 00:00:56,354 --> 00:00:58,482 Let's get in our pajamas 34 00:00:56,354 --> 00:00:58,482 and build a blanket fort. 35 00:00:58,482 --> 00:01:01,026 A blanket fort. Wow. 36 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:02,736 You can come 37 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:02,736 hang out with us. 38 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:04,529 Uh, thanks, 39 00:01:02,736 --> 00:01:04,529 but I think I'll find 40 00:01:04,529 --> 00:01:06,323 something 41 00:01:04,529 --> 00:01:06,323 more grown-up to do. 42 00:01:06,323 --> 00:01:08,325 Hmph. Okay, 43 00:01:06,323 --> 00:01:08,325 enjoy eating fiber 44 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:09,785 and watching 45 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:09,785 The Mentalist. 46 00:01:09,785 --> 00:01:11,286 Britta, that wasn't nice. 47 00:01:11,286 --> 00:01:12,704 I'm sorry, Shirley. 48 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:14,623 But who wants to hang out 49 00:01:12,704 --> 00:01:14,623 in a blanket fort 50 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:16,667 with grown men 51 00:01:14,623 --> 00:01:16,667 in tiny Underoos? 52 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:20,211 Hello. So, Jeffrey, 53 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:20,211 I was just looking over 54 00:01:20,211 --> 00:01:22,506 your class schedule. 55 00:01:20,211 --> 00:01:22,506 Why? 56 00:01:22,506 --> 00:01:24,758 Uh, maybe it was 57 00:01:22,506 --> 00:01:24,758 a random spot check. 58 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,885 Maybe it was 59 00:01:24,758 --> 00:01:26,885 a specific spot check. 60 00:01:26,885 --> 00:01:29,304 Maybe I'm making 61 00:01:26,885 --> 00:01:29,304 a scrapbook. 62 00:01:29,304 --> 00:01:32,307 The point is, you will 63 00:01:29,304 --> 00:01:32,307 not be receiving credit 64 00:01:32,307 --> 00:01:33,892 for your independent study: 65 00:01:33,892 --> 00:01:36,895 "Conspiracy Theories 66 00:01:33,892 --> 00:01:36,895 in U.S. History." 67 00:01:36,895 --> 00:01:39,940 What? Why not? 68 00:01:36,895 --> 00:01:39,940 Because the class doesn't exist 69 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:43,694 and neither does the teacher, 70 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:43,694 Professor Professorson? 71 00:01:43,694 --> 00:01:45,988 What? That's his name, 72 00:01:43,694 --> 00:01:45,988 it's Dutch. 73 00:01:45,988 --> 00:01:47,906 I think it means 74 00:01:45,988 --> 00:01:47,906 professor. 75 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:49,867 I think it means 76 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:49,867 poppycock. 77 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:52,243 The ultimate Jeff Winger 78 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:52,243 blow-off class. 79 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:54,579 The one that doesn't exist. 80 00:01:54,579 --> 00:01:57,499 Now I have to audit an 81 00:01:54,579 --> 00:01:57,499 entire system for shenanigans, 82 00:01:57,499 --> 00:01:59,584 which means, 83 00:01:57,499 --> 00:01:59,584 bye-bye, weekends. 84 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,252 Bye-bye, 85 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,252 writing at Starbucks 86 00:02:01,252 --> 00:02:04,548 till a certain Persian barista 87 00:02:01,252 --> 00:02:04,548 asks me about my novel. 88 00:02:04,548 --> 00:02:07,634 God, Jeff, it's one thing 89 00:02:04,548 --> 00:02:07,634 to blow off regular classes, 90 00:02:07,634 --> 00:02:09,136 but this devalues 91 00:02:07,634 --> 00:02:09,136 all the credits 92 00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:10,512 I work very hard for. 93 00:02:10,512 --> 00:02:12,973 Can I defend myself 94 00:02:10,512 --> 00:02:12,973 and say this is nuts? 95 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,893 I've been meeting with 96 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,893 this professor, in his office, 97 00:02:15,893 --> 00:02:17,686 every Wednesday, 98 00:02:15,893 --> 00:02:17,686 all semester. 99 00:02:17,686 --> 00:02:20,189 Professor Professorson? 100 00:02:17,686 --> 00:02:20,189 Yes. 101 00:02:20,189 --> 00:02:22,482 Really? 102 00:02:20,189 --> 00:02:22,482 You're gonna commit to this? 103 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,151 Commit to what? 104 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,151 Reality? 105 00:02:24,151 --> 00:02:27,696 Okay, then, please, lead me 106 00:02:24,151 --> 00:02:27,696 to Professor Professorson. 107 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:29,698 Gladly. 108 00:02:27,696 --> 00:02:29,698 This I got to see. 109 00:02:29,698 --> 00:02:31,992 I've dreamt of playing 110 00:02:29,698 --> 00:02:31,992 charades with you, 111 00:02:31,992 --> 00:02:34,578 just not like this, 112 00:02:31,992 --> 00:02:34,578 and not on dry land. 113 00:02:34,578 --> 00:02:36,038 [THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" 114 00:02:34,578 --> 00:02:36,038 PLAYING] 115 00:03:06,235 --> 00:03:07,945 Oh, man. 116 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:12,824 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 117 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:20,958 You thinking 118 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:20,958 what I'm thinking? 119 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,584 We're too big for this, 120 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,584 aren't we? 121 00:03:22,584 --> 00:03:24,419 Yeah. 122 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:26,213 If we went two pillows 123 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:26,213 higher in the corner, 124 00:03:26,213 --> 00:03:29,007 we could vault the ceiling. 125 00:03:26,213 --> 00:03:29,007 Bump up the square footage. 126 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:32,094 Make this a blanket fort 127 00:03:29,007 --> 00:03:32,094 for men. 128 00:03:38,225 --> 00:03:40,310 Well, here we are, 129 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,980 Professor Professorson's 130 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:42,980 office. 131 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:49,736 Oh. Oh. 132 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:54,574 I don't know what's going on. 133 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:54,574 Believe me. 134 00:03:54,574 --> 00:03:57,368 I've spent a whole year 135 00:03:54,574 --> 00:03:57,368 studying conspiracy theories 136 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:59,830 with Professor Professorson 137 00:03:57,368 --> 00:03:59,830 right here. 138 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:02,040 Wait. Of course. 139 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,376 Conspiracy theories. 140 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,376 This is a test. 141 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,796 He's teaching me 142 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,796 about real conspiracies 143 00:04:07,796 --> 00:04:09,173 by erasing his existence. 144 00:04:09,173 --> 00:04:12,176 My God, 145 00:04:09,173 --> 00:04:12,176 do you know what this means? 146 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:15,470 That's how stupid 147 00:04:12,176 --> 00:04:15,470 Jeff thinks other people are. 148 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:17,848 I knew you were lazy, 149 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:17,848 but I didn't realize 150 00:04:17,848 --> 00:04:20,767 you'd stoop 151 00:04:17,848 --> 00:04:20,767 to such pathetic lies. 152 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:23,937 One man's lies 153 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:23,937 are another man's truth, 154 00:04:23,937 --> 00:04:25,480 wouldn't you say, Jeff? 155 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,983 I'm sorry, 156 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,983 and who are you? 157 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:32,279 I'm Professor Professorson. 158 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,781 Wow. You really had me 159 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,781 going there for a second. 160 00:04:34,781 --> 00:04:37,659 I thought I was going insane. 161 00:04:34,781 --> 00:04:37,659 Precisely. 162 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:40,745 An actual conspiracy 163 00:04:37,659 --> 00:04:40,745 to round out your education 164 00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:43,707 in conspiracies 165 00:04:40,745 --> 00:04:43,707 and theories thereof. 166 00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:47,211 Your real name 167 00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:47,211 is Professor Professorson? 168 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:49,129 My family name 169 00:04:47,211 --> 00:04:49,129 is Professorberg, 170 00:04:49,129 --> 00:04:51,673 but we changed it when 171 00:04:49,129 --> 00:04:51,673 we were fleeing from the Nazis. 172 00:04:51,673 --> 00:04:54,425 I'm so sorry. 173 00:04:51,673 --> 00:04:54,425 You've never heard of me, 174 00:04:54,425 --> 00:04:56,094 since I primarily teach 175 00:04:54,425 --> 00:04:56,094 night school. 176 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:57,846 My faculty ID. 177 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:02,142 Huh. Well, I guess I've never 178 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:02,142 stuck around late enough 179 00:05:02,142 --> 00:05:04,769 to meet you 180 00:05:02,142 --> 00:05:04,769 night school professors. 181 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:07,064 TV's gotten crazy good, 182 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:07,064 you know. 183 00:05:07,064 --> 00:05:08,982 Well, I have to take this. 184 00:05:08,982 --> 00:05:10,650 Thank you 185 00:05:08,982 --> 00:05:10,650 for indulging me, dean. 186 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:13,237 Jeff, read chapters 187 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:13,237 10 through 12 of Douglas 188 00:05:13,237 --> 00:05:14,863 and see you next week. 189 00:05:16,573 --> 00:05:19,993 That is, if I still exist. 190 00:05:21,578 --> 00:05:22,996 See you, professor. 191 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:25,916 Sorry to doubt you, 192 00:05:24,164 --> 00:05:25,916 Jeffrey. 193 00:05:25,916 --> 00:05:27,167 More importantly, 194 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:28,543 out with this audit, 195 00:05:28,543 --> 00:05:30,087 back to chapter one of: 196 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:34,424 Time Desk: The Chronicles 197 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:34,424 of Dean Dangerous. 198 00:05:34,424 --> 00:05:37,094 That is gonna be the worst book 199 00:05:34,424 --> 00:05:37,094 I'll ever read cover to cover. 200 00:05:37,094 --> 00:05:39,012 I'm a terrible friend. 201 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:42,057 I accused you of being 202 00:05:39,012 --> 00:05:42,057 a lying cheat. 203 00:05:42,057 --> 00:05:44,517 Can you ever forgive me? 204 00:05:42,057 --> 00:05:44,517 Sure. 205 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,395 Here's the thing, though: 206 00:05:46,395 --> 00:05:48,521 I've never seen that guy 207 00:05:46,395 --> 00:05:48,521 in my life. 208 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:51,358 What? That wasn't 209 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:51,358 Professor Professorson? 210 00:05:51,358 --> 00:05:53,068 There is no 211 00:05:51,358 --> 00:05:53,068 Professor Professorson. 212 00:05:53,068 --> 00:05:55,195 I made him up. 213 00:05:53,068 --> 00:05:55,195 I forged a form 214 00:05:55,195 --> 00:05:57,781 with a phony teacher and class 215 00:05:55,195 --> 00:05:57,781 for a free credit. 216 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:00,575 I knew it. 217 00:05:57,781 --> 00:06:00,575 Oh. You lying cheat. 218 00:06:00,575 --> 00:06:02,953 Wait, then... 219 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:07,291 who was that? 220 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:07,291 I don't know. 221 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:11,211 Wait, what? 222 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:11,211 I don't know. 223 00:06:14,589 --> 00:06:16,841 What should we do? 224 00:06:14,589 --> 00:06:16,841 We should grab some lunch. 225 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:18,343 I'm serious. 226 00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:18,343 So am I. 227 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:20,429 I saw Fat Neil headed 228 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:20,429 to the cafeteria. 229 00:06:20,429 --> 00:06:22,973 We got 10 minutes to grab 230 00:06:20,429 --> 00:06:22,973 the last lima bean. 231 00:06:22,973 --> 00:06:24,308 You made up a professor 232 00:06:24,308 --> 00:06:25,725 and he appeared 233 00:06:24,308 --> 00:06:25,725 out of thin air. 234 00:06:25,725 --> 00:06:27,352 You're not curious 235 00:06:25,725 --> 00:06:27,352 how that happened? 236 00:06:27,352 --> 00:06:28,645 My latest theory? 237 00:06:28,645 --> 00:06:30,314 I'm a god. 238 00:06:28,645 --> 00:06:30,314 I've denied the signs. 239 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:32,774 So typical, you're gonna 240 00:06:30,314 --> 00:06:32,774 blow off what happened? 241 00:06:32,774 --> 00:06:34,401 Yes, especially when 242 00:06:32,774 --> 00:06:34,401 not blowing it off 243 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:36,236 might cost me 244 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:36,236 my free credit. 245 00:06:36,236 --> 00:06:37,570 Now, do me a favor, 246 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:39,281 be very un-Annie 247 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:39,281 and blow it off too. 248 00:06:39,281 --> 00:06:41,199 Oh, sure. 249 00:06:39,281 --> 00:06:41,199 Oh, I'll just blow it off. 250 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,909 I'll just blow 251 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,909 everything off. 252 00:06:42,909 --> 00:06:45,120 Heck, I guess 253 00:06:42,909 --> 00:06:45,120 I'll blow off walking. 254 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,455 Okay. 255 00:06:46,455 --> 00:06:48,039 And now I'll just 256 00:06:46,455 --> 00:06:48,039 blow off standing. 257 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:50,083 I'm just blowing 258 00:06:48,039 --> 00:06:50,083 everything off. 259 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,336 Excuse me. 260 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,336 I'll blow off talking language. 261 00:06:52,336 --> 00:06:53,670 Okay. 262 00:07:01,303 --> 00:07:03,721 Hey, bros, what's the haps? 263 00:07:03,721 --> 00:07:05,514 Whoa. 264 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:09,144 Sweet fort. 265 00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:09,144 Can I come inside? 266 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,778 You could, Pavel. 267 00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:20,864 Or maybe the inside 268 00:07:18,778 --> 00:07:20,864 could come to you. 269 00:07:20,864 --> 00:07:22,324 How would you characterize 270 00:07:22,324 --> 00:07:24,701 the amount of blankets 271 00:07:22,324 --> 00:07:24,701 and pillows you have? 272 00:07:24,701 --> 00:07:26,577 A buttload. 273 00:07:26,577 --> 00:07:28,455 I get wicked cold, bros. 274 00:07:28,455 --> 00:07:29,789 Mad sleepy. 275 00:07:38,298 --> 00:07:40,717 If you're here 276 00:07:38,298 --> 00:07:40,717 to help me take my diorama 277 00:07:40,717 --> 00:07:43,553 to the Bio-Diorama-Rama, 278 00:07:40,717 --> 00:07:43,553 I can do it myself. 279 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:45,347 Yes, you made that clear 280 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,640 in your 11th 281 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,640 "I can do it myself" text. 282 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,559 You even work too hard 283 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,559 at passive aggression, 284 00:07:49,559 --> 00:07:52,396 you know that? 285 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:56,900 Hey, so do you know anything 286 00:07:52,396 --> 00:07:56,900 about Greendale's night school? 287 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,609 Yeah, I'm assuming 288 00:07:56,900 --> 00:07:58,609 it's the worst thing 289 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:00,529 you could ever 290 00:07:58,609 --> 00:08:00,529 hope to be in, 291 00:08:00,529 --> 00:08:02,489 only at night. 292 00:08:02,489 --> 00:08:05,450 Damn it. You've been 293 00:08:02,489 --> 00:08:05,450 playing detective? 294 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,536 You'll Nancy Screw me 295 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,536 out of my credit. 296 00:08:07,536 --> 00:08:10,121 Relax. I only asked 297 00:08:07,536 --> 00:08:10,121 the administration desk 298 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,706 if I could borrow 299 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:11,706 a faculty directory. 300 00:08:14,418 --> 00:08:16,627 And take a look at this. 301 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:18,338 Is that Professorson? 302 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:20,173 His real name is 303 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:20,173 Professor Woolley. 304 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:22,342 And he actually does teach 305 00:08:20,173 --> 00:08:22,342 night school here. 306 00:08:22,342 --> 00:08:24,219 Why would someone 307 00:08:22,342 --> 00:08:24,219 you've never met 308 00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:26,137 pretend to be 309 00:08:24,219 --> 00:08:26,137 your professor? 310 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:29,099 He was carrying falsified 311 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:29,099 faculty credentials. 312 00:08:29,099 --> 00:08:31,518 You know what this means? 313 00:08:29,099 --> 00:08:31,518 Yes, you are making me do work 314 00:08:31,518 --> 00:08:33,061 for my fake 315 00:08:31,518 --> 00:08:33,061 conspiracy class. 316 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:36,440 Exactly, 317 00:08:33,061 --> 00:08:36,440 there's a conspiracy here. 318 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,983 A dark, vast conspiracy 319 00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:40,902 that may just go 320 00:08:38,983 --> 00:08:40,902 all the way to the top. 321 00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:43,405 This is Greendale, Annie. 322 00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:43,405 If there's a conspiracy, 323 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:45,490 it goes all the way 324 00:08:43,405 --> 00:08:45,490 to slightly below the middle. 325 00:08:45,490 --> 00:08:47,033 Wait a minute. 326 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:48,368 Something's wrong. 327 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:50,161 My car won't start. 328 00:08:50,161 --> 00:08:52,705 Hold on one second. 329 00:08:50,161 --> 00:08:52,705 Hello. 330 00:08:52,705 --> 00:08:54,583 Tell your little friend 331 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:56,167 to stop snooping around 332 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:56,167 night school. 333 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:59,754 Otherwise, 334 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:59,754 things might get explosive. 335 00:09:03,674 --> 00:09:06,052 Annie! 336 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:21,985 You okay? 337 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:21,985 Yeah. 338 00:09:21,985 --> 00:09:23,653 I probably didn't 339 00:09:21,985 --> 00:09:23,653 need to tackle you. 340 00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:24,988 Probably not. 341 00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:29,033 Looks like someone 342 00:09:26,156 --> 00:09:29,033 sent us a message. 343 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:32,412 A tiny, thoroughly 344 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:32,412 underwhelming message. 345 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:35,665 I hope you've already 346 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:35,665 laid out your outfit 347 00:09:35,665 --> 00:09:37,125 for tomorrow morning. 348 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,876 Because we're going 349 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,876 to night school. 350 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:45,091 I stole these 351 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:45,091 from my son's house. 352 00:09:46,968 --> 00:09:49,179 When does a fort 353 00:09:46,968 --> 00:09:49,179 stop being a fort? 354 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:53,141 Hey, as long as it's still 355 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:53,141 made out of blankets, right? 356 00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:55,810 These will be perfect 357 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,895 for the Pierce's 358 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:57,895 Mom Memorial Tunnel. 359 00:09:57,895 --> 00:10:00,148 So this is night school, 360 00:10:00,148 --> 00:10:03,067 but where's 361 00:10:00,148 --> 00:10:03,067 Professor Woolley's class? 362 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:04,402 How about this one? 363 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,072 No, that's 364 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:08,072 Professor Huyck's class: 365 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:11,826 "History of Something." 366 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:11,826 You can't pronounce it? 367 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:13,744 It literally says 368 00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:13,744 "History of Something." 369 00:10:13,744 --> 00:10:15,497 Let me see that. 370 00:10:17,374 --> 00:10:19,292 "Principles of Intermediate"? 371 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,627 "Studyology"? 372 00:10:20,627 --> 00:10:22,629 "Class 101"? 373 00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:24,088 Look, this one 374 00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:24,088 just says "Learning!" 375 00:10:24,088 --> 00:10:26,508 with an exclamation point. 376 00:10:29,927 --> 00:10:32,681 Hello, Professor Professorson. 377 00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:35,933 Or should I say Woolley? 378 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,852 What class 379 00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,852 are you teaching tonight? 380 00:10:37,852 --> 00:10:39,020 Math. 381 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,689 Math? 382 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,689 Uh-huh. 383 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,232 Do you mind if we sit in? 384 00:10:42,232 --> 00:10:45,235 Not at all. 385 00:10:42,232 --> 00:10:45,235 Right this way. 386 00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:50,323 So, what kind of math 387 00:10:47,529 --> 00:10:50,323 do you teach, professor? 388 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:52,950 Oh, you know, math. Uh... 389 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:54,911 Numbers. 390 00:10:54,911 --> 00:10:56,954 Pi. 391 00:10:56,954 --> 00:10:59,416 New math. Um... 392 00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:04,212 Get him. 393 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,597 He went into 394 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,597 that blanket fort. 395 00:11:13,597 --> 00:11:15,515 I think he went this way. 396 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,100 You see him? 397 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,100 No. 398 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,018 Come on. 399 00:11:19,018 --> 00:11:20,937 Troy, Abed. 400 00:11:19,018 --> 00:11:20,937 Hey, Annie. 401 00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:23,481 Welcome to Fluffy Town. 402 00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:23,481 No smoking, no farting. 403 00:11:23,481 --> 00:11:24,857 We're in a chase. 404 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:26,192 That's allowed. 405 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:27,985 There he is. 406 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,406 Follow us. 407 00:11:29,279 --> 00:11:31,406 But afterwards, 408 00:11:31,406 --> 00:11:34,075 you should really check out 409 00:11:31,406 --> 00:11:34,075 our civil rights museum. 410 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:44,335 Leonard, back up. 411 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:44,335 You shouldn't even be in here. 412 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:47,004 You have three farting strikes. 413 00:11:44,335 --> 00:11:47,004 He's getting away. 414 00:11:47,004 --> 00:11:50,467 I know a shortcut 415 00:11:47,004 --> 00:11:50,467 through the Turkish district. 416 00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,011 Hey, man. 417 00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:58,642 Britta? 418 00:11:58,642 --> 00:11:59,850 Hey. 419 00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:01,728 Go. 420 00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:08,067 There he is. 421 00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:08,067 What the hell is this? 422 00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:09,653 Latvian Independence Parade. 423 00:12:11,112 --> 00:12:13,323 Don't look at me, 424 00:12:11,112 --> 00:12:13,323 they had the proper permits. 425 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:15,325 Dang it. 426 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:15,325 We lost him. 427 00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:17,952 I sent the diorama car 428 00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:17,952 to the chem lab 429 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,537 to have the explosive 430 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,537 analyzed. We could... 431 00:12:19,537 --> 00:12:21,372 Isn't that him 432 00:12:19,537 --> 00:12:21,372 playing the trejdeksnis? 433 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,503 Nice try, Woolley. 434 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,503 Now tell us everything. 435 00:12:26,503 --> 00:12:28,837 Tell you? 436 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:33,217 I'll show you. 437 00:12:38,473 --> 00:12:40,517 What is this place? 438 00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:44,521 This, Annie, 439 00:12:42,185 --> 00:12:44,521 is night school. 440 00:12:44,521 --> 00:12:48,274 Every student, every teacher, 441 00:12:44,521 --> 00:12:48,274 every class. 442 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:50,401 Figments. 443 00:12:50,401 --> 00:12:53,154 Puffs of hot air 444 00:12:50,401 --> 00:12:53,154 from the lips of a ghost 445 00:12:53,154 --> 00:12:56,240 in the shadow 446 00:12:53,154 --> 00:12:56,240 of a unicorn's dream. 447 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,409 I made it up. 448 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,409 Night school doesn't exist. 449 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:01,162 I used to be a student 450 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:01,162 here at Greendale like you. 451 00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:03,456 Then one day, 452 00:13:01,162 --> 00:13:03,456 I invented a fake course 453 00:13:03,456 --> 00:13:05,041 to get a free credit. 454 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,585 To keep up the lie, 455 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,585 I had to create a fake teacher, 456 00:13:07,585 --> 00:13:09,128 who needed 457 00:13:07,585 --> 00:13:09,128 other fake classes 458 00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:11,088 that needed to be filled 459 00:13:09,128 --> 00:13:11,088 with fake students 460 00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:14,300 and so on, and so on, 461 00:13:11,088 --> 00:13:14,300 and so on, exchetera. 462 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,344 Did you just mispronounce 463 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:16,344 "et cetera"? 464 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,304 My Latin class was fake, Jeff. 465 00:13:18,304 --> 00:13:20,223 Like all my classes, 466 00:13:18,304 --> 00:13:20,223 like my life. 467 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,183 Aren't you listening? 468 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,183 Yeah, I am. 469 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:25,311 And a very familiar feeling 470 00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:25,311 is starting to come over me. 471 00:13:25,311 --> 00:13:27,480 Someone is trying 472 00:13:25,311 --> 00:13:27,480 to teach me something. 473 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,524 Jeff, the only thing 474 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,524 that's ever been learned 475 00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:32,276 in this room is regret. 476 00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:34,987 Would that this desk 477 00:13:32,276 --> 00:13:34,987 were a time desk... 478 00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:39,075 so that I could correct 479 00:13:36,364 --> 00:13:39,075 my past mistakes, 480 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:41,411 ride dinosaurs. 481 00:13:41,411 --> 00:13:42,911 Fight with Jack the Ripper. 482 00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:44,539 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 483 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,666 Unicorns? 484 00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,666 Ghost lips? 485 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,459 Time desks? 486 00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:50,754 Doesn't any of this 487 00:13:48,459 --> 00:13:50,754 overly stylized garbage 488 00:13:50,754 --> 00:13:52,463 remind you of anyone? 489 00:13:52,463 --> 00:13:53,882 Everything this guy says 490 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:56,300 is ripped from the 491 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:56,300 sure-to-be-unpublished pages 492 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,803 of Dean Dangerous. 493 00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:01,389 I don't know what you mean. 494 00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:01,389 Oh, I think you do. 495 00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:04,308 By the way, next time you walk 496 00:14:01,389 --> 00:14:04,308 someone to your fake lair, 497 00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,935 don't pass 498 00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,935 the Theater Department. 499 00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:09,397 Drama Professor Sean Garrity. 500 00:14:11,775 --> 00:14:13,568 Whoa. 501 00:14:17,614 --> 00:14:19,407 Thank God. 502 00:14:17,614 --> 00:14:19,407 That character was killing me. 503 00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:21,868 Word of advice, 504 00:14:19,407 --> 00:14:21,868 if you ever scrape 505 00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:23,244 the dean's car, 506 00:14:21,868 --> 00:14:23,244 don't tell him 507 00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:25,246 you're gonna pay him back 508 00:14:23,244 --> 00:14:25,246 in acting. 509 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:28,416 On Thanksgiving, I'm supposed 510 00:14:25,246 --> 00:14:28,416 to crash his family dinner 511 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,209 and accuse him 512 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:30,209 of stealing my girlfriend. 513 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,669 Wow. 514 00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,088 I guess this did go 515 00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,088 all the way to the top. 516 00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:35,632 I'm calling the dean 517 00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:35,632 right now 518 00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:38,092 and giving him 519 00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:38,092 a piece of my mind. 520 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:40,428 No, wait. Garrity. 521 00:14:40,428 --> 00:14:42,513 Does the Theater Department 522 00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:45,099 have any of those prop guns 523 00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:45,099 that fire blanks? 524 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:47,310 Of course. We did 525 00:14:45,099 --> 00:14:47,310 a modern retelling of Macbeth 526 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:49,145 set in gangland Chicago. 527 00:14:49,145 --> 00:14:50,939 Oh, fresh take. 528 00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,189 And you think I'm lazy. 529 00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:53,983 Prop guns? 530 00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,860 Jeff, what do you have in mind? 531 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,946 A little demonstration 532 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,946 for the dean 533 00:14:57,946 --> 00:15:00,239 on the dangers 534 00:14:57,946 --> 00:15:00,239 of trying to educate me. 535 00:15:00,239 --> 00:15:01,866 He doesn't like fake classes? 536 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,034 Well, he's about 537 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,034 to get a real lesson 538 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,872 on the fact that Jeff Winger 539 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,872 never learns. 540 00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,628 Here he comes. 541 00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:13,628 Get set. 542 00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:18,842 You wanted to see me? 543 00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:20,259 Oh. 544 00:15:20,259 --> 00:15:21,970 Hi, Mr. Professorson. 545 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:23,847 His real name is Woolley. 546 00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:25,682 And he's defrauded your school 547 00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:28,184 to the tune of 548 00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:28,184 dozens of credits per year 549 00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:30,645 and nearly 550 00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:30,645 twice as many dollars. 551 00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,563 That's serious. 552 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:35,024 Fortunately, I'm a big believer 553 00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:35,024 in second chances. 554 00:15:35,024 --> 00:15:37,109 I'm not. 555 00:15:38,444 --> 00:15:40,780 Annie! Annie. 556 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,782 Oh, my God! 557 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,782 You shot him. 558 00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,785 Of course, I shot him. 559 00:15:42,782 --> 00:15:45,785 He was being dishonest. 560 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:48,705 And if there's one thing 561 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:48,705 Greendale's taught me, it's... 562 00:15:48,705 --> 00:15:50,206 What the hell? 563 00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,082 She had a gun. 564 00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,082 It was a fake gun. 565 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:54,460 We staged this 566 00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:54,460 to get back at you. 567 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,546 Oh, you're the deceiver, 568 00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,546 Jeffrey. 569 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:58,631 Yeah? Well, now 570 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:58,631 you're the dead guy. 571 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,511 Jeff, what are you doing? 572 00:16:03,511 --> 00:16:05,638 Why do you have a real gun? 573 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,850 Why did you shoot the dean? 574 00:16:05,638 --> 00:16:08,850 Well, he shot you. 575 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:12,061 Not really. He and I were 576 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:12,061 in on this from the start. 577 00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,480 He found out you 578 00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,480 were faking a class 579 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,107 he came to me 580 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,107 and we cooked up this thing 581 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:21,153 to illustrate the slippery slope 582 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:21,153 of academic fraud. 583 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,573 You know what you 584 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:23,573 actually illustrated, Annie? 585 00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:27,243 How to be a crappy friend. 586 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:31,330 Once it was obvious the dean 587 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:31,330 had orchestrated everything, 588 00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,916 it was even more obvious 589 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:35,418 the dean was too stupid 590 00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:35,418 to orchestrate anything. 591 00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:38,337 Mm-hm. 592 00:16:35,418 --> 00:16:38,337 So on a hunch, I called him 593 00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:39,964 and we hatched a plan 594 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,299 to teach you a lesson or two 595 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,299 about friendship. 596 00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:46,220 But, Jeff, I only did it 597 00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:46,220 because I love you. 598 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,389 Well, 599 00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,389 when you love someone, 600 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:50,767 you have to take them 601 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:50,767 as they are. 602 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,226 People aren't playthings, 603 00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,226 Annie. 604 00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:53,519 No, they are not. 605 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,688 Look who's talking. 606 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,648 After everything 607 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:57,648 you've put me through? 608 00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,860 Okay, where did you 609 00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,860 get that gun? 610 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:05,031 There were only 611 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:05,031 three prop guns. 612 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,741 I live in a terrible 613 00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,741 neighborhood. 614 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:08,785 Annie, put the gun down. 615 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:13,330 After we kissed, I waited 616 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:13,330 all summer to see you. 617 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,626 You buried me 618 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:16,626 like a shameful secret. 619 00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:19,587 Whoa. 620 00:17:16,626 --> 00:17:19,587 What's the matter, Jeff? 621 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:22,632 Afraid crazy Annie 622 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:22,632 would go crazy for you? 623 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,425 Well, guess what. 624 00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,135 Annie's got a gun. 625 00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,262 Annie, just put the... 626 00:17:34,811 --> 00:17:37,313 Annie, what have you done? 627 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,774 If you love 628 00:17:37,313 --> 00:17:39,774 Jeff Winger so much, 629 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,734 why did you conspire 630 00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,734 with me against him? 631 00:17:41,734 --> 00:17:43,277 I don't know. 632 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:46,322 I can't keep track 633 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:46,322 of any of it anymore. 634 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:49,617 I just keep teaming up 635 00:17:46,322 --> 00:17:49,617 with whoever suggests it. 636 00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:52,703 Glad to hear you admit it. 637 00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:52,703 Aah! Aah-aah! 638 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:55,164 When I called you to ask you 639 00:17:52,703 --> 00:17:55,164 to double-cross Annie, 640 00:17:55,164 --> 00:17:56,582 you didn't hesitate. 641 00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,751 Do you understand 642 00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,751 what a conspiracy is? 643 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,795 If you conspire 644 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:00,795 with every person, 645 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:02,713 you're not even really 646 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:02,713 conspiring with anyone, 647 00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:05,091 you're just doing 648 00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:05,091 random crap. 649 00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:08,594 I know, I'm sorry. 650 00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:08,594 I just... 651 00:18:08,594 --> 00:18:11,639 I just want to have fun 652 00:18:08,594 --> 00:18:11,639 with you guys. 653 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:16,602 I go crazy cooped up 654 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:16,602 in my little office and... 655 00:18:16,602 --> 00:18:20,940 Time travel is really hard 656 00:18:16,602 --> 00:18:20,940 to write about. 657 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,192 Okay. 658 00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:26,487 If I'm keeping track right, 659 00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:26,487 we should be done. 660 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:30,449 I'll just take these back 661 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:30,449 to the Theater Department. 662 00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:32,535 Police! 663 00:18:30,449 --> 00:18:32,535 Drop the weapons! 664 00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:35,163 Down on the ground. 665 00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:35,163 Don't shoot, don't shoot! 666 00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:36,580 Please, they're fake. 667 00:18:40,043 --> 00:18:42,628 Those were prop guns. 668 00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:46,340 Well, I guess 669 00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:46,340 it just goes to show you, 670 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:48,926 prop guns belong backstage. 671 00:18:48,926 --> 00:18:51,179 And scene. 672 00:18:51,179 --> 00:18:54,098 You have got to be 673 00:18:51,179 --> 00:18:54,098 kidding me! 674 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:57,685 Professor Garrity told me 675 00:18:54,098 --> 00:18:57,685 what all of you were up to. 676 00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:00,396 Made me mad. 677 00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:00,396 Guns aren't toys. 678 00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:05,401 Fact, in 100 percent of 679 00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:05,401 all fake-gun-related shootings, 680 00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:08,154 the victim is always the one 681 00:19:05,401 --> 00:19:08,154 with the fake gun. 682 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,823 Hey, Sean, 683 00:19:09,363 --> 00:19:10,823 you got breakfast plans? 684 00:19:10,823 --> 00:19:12,366 I do now. 685 00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:14,618 So, Sean? 686 00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:17,287 We're still on 687 00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:17,287 for Thanksgiving, right? 688 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:20,541 Just talk to your father, 689 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:20,541 Craig. 690 00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:23,794 Would that this hoodie 691 00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:23,794 were a time hoodie. 692 00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:28,132 Hey, dean, 693 00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:28,132 how about that credit? 694 00:19:28,132 --> 00:19:30,259 No! 695 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,468 Damn it. 696 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:32,970 I'm not sure what lessons 697 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,638 we've managed to 698 00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:34,638 teach each other, 699 00:19:34,638 --> 00:19:36,224 but I'm proud of Annie. 700 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,143 She took to deception like 701 00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:39,143 Abed took to Cougar Town. 702 00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,352 It's really good. 703 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:43,480 Especially when she 704 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:43,480 went off-script. 705 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,233 You said to be convincing. 706 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,734 Check it out, bros. 707 00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:49,820 You made the front page. 708 00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:54,909 You know what this means? 709 00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:56,244 We've gone mainstream. 710 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:57,828 Initiate Protocol Omega. 711 00:20:13,094 --> 00:20:14,804 Hey. 712 00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,356 We've started looting. 713 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:30,402 Hey, that old, crabby man 714 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:30,402 just stole my TV. 715 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:33,405 Wanna build 716 00:20:30,402 --> 00:20:33,405 a cardboard submarine? 717 00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:35,283 Get out of my brain. 718 00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:39,203 Once. 719 00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:39,203 Upon. 720 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,746 A. 721 00:20:39,203 --> 00:20:40,746 Time. 722 00:20:40,746 --> 00:20:42,165 There. 723 00:20:40,746 --> 00:20:42,165 Was. 724 00:20:42,165 --> 00:20:43,874 A... 725 00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:46,002 Big. 726 00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:46,002 Spaceship. 727 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:47,670 And. 728 00:20:46,002 --> 00:20:47,670 Aliens. 729 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,630 And. 730 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,630 Mercenaries. 731 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,757 And? 732 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,757 War. 733 00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:53,092 And? 734 00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:54,969 Betrayal. 735 00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,386 And? 736 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,264 Romance? 737 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,264 And? 738 00:20:58,264 --> 00:20:59,682 Karate. 739 00:20:58,264 --> 00:20:59,682 And? 740 00:20:59,682 --> 00:21:00,850 Credits. 741 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:02,601 The. 742 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:02,601 End. 743 00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,728 We should write 744 00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,728 a screenplay together. 745 00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,856 Cool. Cool, cool.