1 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:05,756 [CHEERING 2 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:05,756 AND BLOWING NOISEMAKERS] 3 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,883 That was weird. 4 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,883 We only sang the last two words. 5 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,718 What happened to 6 00:00:07,883 --> 00:00:09,718 the "happy birthday" part? 7 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,470 He's a Jehovah's Witness, 8 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,470 doesn't celebrate birthdays. 9 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,639 We kept the language 10 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,639 on the cake compliant. 11 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,725 "Hello during 12 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,725 a random dessert, 13 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,686 "the month and day of which 14 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:19,686 coincide numerically 15 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,564 with your expulsion 16 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,564 from a uterus." 17 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,482 You guys. 18 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,482 I never cry, but... 19 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,526 All right, happy expulsion, 20 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:26,526 Troy. 21 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,071 But after cake, 22 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,071 we cram, for realsies. 23 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,948 Guys, finals 24 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,948 are coming up. 25 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:34,159 This group is starting to use 26 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:34,159 occasions to avoid studying. 27 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,411 Last week we had fondue 28 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,411 and played Boggle 29 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,329 because Shirley's niece 30 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,329 took her first bath. 31 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,707 With bubbles. 32 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,707 Thank you, it's a milestone. 33 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,667 Funny, last week 34 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,667 was my birthday 35 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,628 and nobody noticed 36 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,628 and nobody cared. 37 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:51,468 Pierce, you don't remember 38 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:51,468 the huge party we threw? 39 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,302 We need to talk about 40 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,302 those painkillers. 41 00:00:53,302 --> 00:00:55,555 I don't think 42 00:00:53,302 --> 00:00:55,555 you remember anything... 43 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,099 Huge party, you were like, 44 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,225 "The best party of my life." 45 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,393 Nutritious. 46 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,393 Got you! 47 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,730 Of course 48 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,730 I remember my birthday. 49 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,816 What a party. 50 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,818 Yeah, you still owe me 51 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,818 for the keg deposit. 52 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,361 Oh, you think 53 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,361 I don't know that? 54 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,448 Troy. 55 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,448 Troy. 56 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,910 [THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" 57 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,910 PLAYING] 58 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,897 "Detroit"? No way, 59 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,897 this is sold out everywhere. 60 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,565 Not everywhere. 61 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,734 I got a cousin in Detroit, 62 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:49,734 they're not crazy about it. 63 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,279 This is how you turn 20. 64 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,279 Thanks. 65 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,114 There's strawberries 66 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,114 under there. 67 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,740 Let me help you. 68 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,701 I broke my legs, 69 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,701 not my gender. 70 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,452 Okay. 71 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,330 While we're 72 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,330 watching this unfold, 73 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,124 some birthday facts 74 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:04,124 to enjoy. 75 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,793 Troy's birthday is tomorrow, 76 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,793 December 4th. 77 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,921 Also born that day, 78 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,921 Tyra Banks, Marisa Tomei 79 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,841 and French cinematographer 80 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,841 Claude Renoir. 81 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,302 Yes, jackpot. 82 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,302 On the Chinese calendar, 83 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,221 Troy is a horse, like me. 84 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,140 Purposeful, 85 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,140 self-possessed and gregarious. 86 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,933 No, I'm pretty sure 87 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,933 I'm a snake. 88 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,643 I remember, 89 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,643 I'm determined, 90 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,520 self-possessed 91 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,520 and mendacious. 92 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,648 Pierce, what are you doing? 93 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,648 Explain yourself. 94 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,567 Who made 95 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,567 this crappy cake anyway? 96 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,028 A cake maker at a cake store. 97 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,028 He did it wrong. 98 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,240 Troy, we're 1990, we're horses. 99 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,240 I was born in '89. 100 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,659 Then you were born 101 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,659 21 years ago. 102 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,370 Which would make me 20 103 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:44,039 because everyone is 10 104 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:44,039 for two years. 105 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,209 Because fifth grade 106 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,209 is really hard for everyone. 107 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,253 Mom, how many lies 108 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,253 have I been living? 109 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:52,005 Troy, do you realize at 110 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:52,005 midnight, you are turning 21? 111 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,632 As in the legal drinking age. 112 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,134 Whoa. 113 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,011 This party 114 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,011 just became unacceptable. 115 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,721 We're going out. 116 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,721 Yep. 117 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,639 You were just complaining 118 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,639 about too many parties. 119 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,268 Lame ones, this is real. 120 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,268 What makes it real? 121 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,728 Think of it as Troy 122 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,728 taking his first bath, 123 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,563 only the bubbles 124 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,563 are his manhood. 125 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,523 Yes. 126 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:10,523 I wanna bathe in manhood. 127 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,858 Aw. 128 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,858 Aw. 129 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,944 I'm taking you 130 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,944 to I Street. 131 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,862 Ugh. Douche Street. 132 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,739 Oh, of course 133 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,739 you hate cool bars. 134 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,449 I don't suppose you've ever 135 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:20,449 even been to I Street. 136 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:22,827 No, but I also 137 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:22,827 haven't been to Beirut. 138 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,997 But I'm sure 139 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,997 I will go one day 140 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,042 because I hear they have 141 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,042 lots of important cultural... 142 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,253 It's my birthday. 143 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,462 Unlike I Street, 144 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:33,462 which is douchey. 145 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,257 Let's hear your great 146 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,257 suggestions. 147 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,633 The Red Door. 148 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,427 Oh, yeah, the Red Door. 149 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,427 The Red Hipster. 150 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,345 Not hipster. Hipsters 151 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,345 haven't discovered it yet, 152 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,055 it's underground. 153 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,808 Why don't we go someplace fun, 154 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,808 like Peg Leg Pablo's? 155 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,727 They serve virgin mudslides. 156 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,727 Those are milk shakes. 157 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,438 All you think about 158 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,438 is yourselves. 159 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,607 Think about me. I'm 19, 160 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,607 I can't get into bars. 161 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:53,984 Well... 162 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,693 I'll bring you a mudslide. 163 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:57,904 Okay, well, have fun. 164 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:02,159 Fine, I'll get Annie an ID. 165 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:03,493 A fake ID? 166 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,078 It will be real, 167 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,078 it just won't be yours. 168 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,830 I will see you 169 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,830 at the Red Door. 170 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,999 Nice try. We're not going 171 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,999 to Red Poet's Society. 172 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,251 We're not going 173 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,251 to Douche Street either. 174 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,295 Name the least offensive bar 175 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,295 you've ever been to. 176 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,838 One, two, three. 177 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,798 Flannahan's Hole. 178 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,798 Flannahan's Hole, done. 179 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,175 Troy, you riding with me? 180 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,801 Do you even have to ask? 181 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,470 Do you wanna ride in my van? 182 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,138 I'm not disabled. 183 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,598 I don't need people 184 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,598 helping me do normal things 185 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,018 and doting over me. 186 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,018 Why don't you just leave...? 187 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,688 Okay, I'll beat you there. 188 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,399 I don't think this girl 189 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,399 looks very much like me. 190 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,193 Come on. 191 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,193 She's a white brunette. 192 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,736 So is Anne Hathaway. 193 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,736 Go on. 194 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,198 What's your friend doing 195 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:41,198 with other people's IDs? 196 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,574 People sell their ID 197 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,285 when they're leaving the state 198 00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,285 and need cash. 199 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,413 So she's a drifter. 200 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,413 A floater. 201 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:50,457 An urchin. 202 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,876 Caroline Decker 203 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,876 from Corpus Christi, Texas. 204 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,295 Texas? 205 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,295 Do I need an accent? 206 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,506 You don't need 207 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,506 an accent. 208 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,841 Howdy, y'all. 209 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,841 I'm Caroline Decker. 210 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,259 Please don't do that. 211 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,345 I guarantee. 212 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,345 That's Cajun. 213 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,472 I should research 214 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,472 Corpus Christi. 215 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,891 Annie, relax. 216 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,891 I'm not a relaxed person. 217 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,893 I think ahead. 218 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,893 I prepare. 219 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,937 I don't improvise my life 220 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,937 like Caroline Decker. 221 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,439 Who probably has 222 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,439 really bad credit 223 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,982 and an unfinished 224 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,982 mermaid tattoo. 225 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,734 What? 226 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,987 Flannahan's Hole is closed. 227 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,987 That's not a... 228 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,698 I'm not being clever. 229 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,698 I mean it's out of business. 230 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,950 Well, that's what they get 231 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:25,950 for trying to please everyone. 232 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,911 So now what? 233 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,496 There's a place 234 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,496 at Third and Water. 235 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,082 It's fun-divey, 236 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,082 but not staph-infection-divey. 237 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,875 It's either got 238 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,875 a gross name 239 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,753 or an ironically fancy one, 240 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,753 possibly both. 241 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,880 Oh, The Ballroom. Good. 242 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,880 Go to Third and Water. 243 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,550 Wait, what? 244 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,550 That wasn't the deal. 245 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,051 Shirley's pushing back. 246 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,053 Why, because they 247 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:45,053 don't have plastic menus? 248 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,055 Why, because they don't... 249 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,055 Don't repeat that. 250 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,057 Jeez. Look, just... 251 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,475 The women are your problem, 252 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,601 and the men 253 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,601 are going to The Ballroom. 254 00:05:52,601 --> 00:05:54,271 And now I guess 255 00:05:52,601 --> 00:05:54,271 I am being clever. 256 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,982 So plastic menus 257 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,982 are bad? 258 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,944 See, this is the kind of stuff 259 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,944 I need to learn. 260 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,280 Plastic menus seem like 261 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:03,280 a great idea to me. 262 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,407 You spill something, 263 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,407 your mom says, 264 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,534 "Troy, you're ruining 265 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:07,534 Fuddruckers for everyone." 266 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,203 Troy, you're entering the next 267 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,203 chapter of your life. 268 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,996 Sadly, 269 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,996 it's the final chapter, 270 00:06:11,996 --> 00:06:13,457 but it's also the longest, 271 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,292 and if you play it right, 272 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,292 the best. 273 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,752 You and I, 274 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,752 we're just two guys now. 275 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,879 Peers. Equals. 276 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,839 So awesome. 277 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,425 Maybe later you'll let me 278 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,425 drive your car. 279 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,725 No way. 280 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,725 No. 281 00:06:34,852 --> 00:06:37,397 Hello, former enemy. 282 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,524 He's 21 at midnight. Cool? 283 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,110 Yeah, happy birthday. 284 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,110 Thanks. 285 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,570 I don't like this place. 286 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,863 Ugh. You've made that clear, 287 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,863 Shirley. Oy vey. 288 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,158 Caroline Decker 289 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:48,158 from Corpus Christi. 290 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,700 You don't need an accent. 291 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,869 My ID says Texas. 292 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,869 They'll be suspicious. 293 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,622 They're not gonna 294 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,622 question your ID, 295 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,915 because you're a hot girl. 296 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,915 We're good for business. 297 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,627 The hotter you are, 298 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,627 the more they'll risk the fine. 299 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,924 Howdy. 300 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,924 All right. 301 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,554 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 302 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,436 Can't be too careful. 303 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,147 I understand. 304 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:24,361 Hey, hey, Shirley. 305 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:24,361 Welcome back. 306 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,737 You don't know me. 307 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:29,157 Okay? 308 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:29,157 Yeah. 309 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,285 You don't know me. 310 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,499 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING 311 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,499 OVER SPEAKERS] 312 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,250 This place is all right. 313 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,250 Yeah, it's okay. 314 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,294 These pictures must be 315 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,294 of all the regulars. 316 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,921 You think someday I'd 317 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,921 make it up to this wall? 318 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:48,343 I don't say this often, Troy, 319 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:48,343 but dream a little smaller. 320 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,011 Can I get you guys anything? 321 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,556 Oh! Uh... I'm okay. 322 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,890 Another Macallan, neat. 323 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,266 Vodka, neat, 324 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,266 four olives. 325 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,519 I'm waiting till midnight. 326 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:57,519 Aw. 327 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,021 Sweetie? 328 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,232 Water. 329 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,232 Oh, where's that accent from? 330 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,776 Corpus Christi, Texas. 331 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,776 78418. 332 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,237 What are you doing in town? 333 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,072 Not much, I reckon. 334 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,783 Just drifting, floating. 335 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,783 Spitting in the wind. 336 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,869 General waywardness. 337 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,080 Alrighty. 338 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,998 Annie, you're in the bar. 339 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,209 You don't have to be 340 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,209 from Texas anymore. 341 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,253 I don't know how it works. 342 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,253 I'm not a barfly, Britta. 343 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,046 They have "Asteroids." 344 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,046 Slide out. 345 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,464 Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. 346 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,300 I'm gonna go take 347 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,300 a little look around. 348 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,429 Me too. 349 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,429 Annie, don't accept any drinks. 350 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,473 Or invitations 351 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,473 to the bathroom. 352 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,142 So, what are you gonna order 353 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,142 for your first legal drink? 354 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:39,936 What should I get? 355 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:39,936 Whatever. 356 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,896 No wrong answers. 357 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,896 I like beer. 358 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,607 Don't order beer. 359 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,607 You've had beer. 360 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:46,484 What should I get? 361 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,278 What do you think 362 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,278 you might like? 363 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,946 It's your world now. 364 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,946 Follow your heart. 365 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,699 My Uncle Carl 366 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,699 played a big role in my life. 367 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,493 He taught me 368 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:55,493 how to throw a football. 369 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:57,245 He passed away this year. 370 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,205 His favorite drink 371 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,205 was a seven and seven. 372 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,500 Don't order that. 373 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,500 That's an awful drink. 374 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,461 A high-school drink 375 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,461 for girls. 376 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,422 Actually, I'll have a root beer 377 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,422 instead of that water. 378 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,425 Sure thing. 379 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,425 Thank you kindly. 380 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,010 Y'all are so nice 381 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:13,010 in this town. 382 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:16,055 I'm Caroline. 383 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:16,055 From Corpus Christi. 384 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:19,183 I grew up on a trout farm. 385 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,103 Deedily doo. 386 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:22,103 Doo-doo-doo. 387 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,982 Oh, careful. 388 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,982 You score any higher on this, 389 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,193 the Rylans are gonna recruit you 390 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,193 to fight the Ko-Dan Empire. 391 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,820 The Last Starfighter. 392 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,281 Did you get the 393 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,281 25th anniversary Blu-ray? 394 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,533 Was Scorpius half-Scarran, 395 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,533 half-peacekeeper? 396 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,077 Frell, yes, 397 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,077 I got Starfighter on Blu-ray. 398 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:43,333 You're a fan of the sci-fi 399 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:43,333 original series Farscape. 400 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,668 Can I buy you a drink? 401 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,884 You got some ID? 402 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,138 Very funny, punk. 403 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,138 Get out of my way. 404 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,809 I don't know how people 405 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,809 like you even get jobs. 406 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,185 Do you need help, man? 407 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,103 Oh, you'd like that, 408 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,103 wouldn't you? 409 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,564 Heh-heh. 410 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,564 A little turning of the tables? 411 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,151 The turning of what tables? 412 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,278 I don't know, 413 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,278 leave me alone. 414 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,868 So I punched her. 415 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,868 Right in the face. 416 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,455 Your probation officer? 417 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,455 Didn't you get in trouble? 418 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,457 Hell, yes, 419 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,457 I got in trouble. 420 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,001 Wasn't the first time, 421 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,001 won't be the last. 422 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,796 I'm not exactly known 423 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,796 for my sound judgment. 424 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,381 Back in Corpus Christi, 425 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,466 they call me 426 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,466 Capricious Caroline. 427 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,678 What's "capricious" mean? 428 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,681 It probably means 429 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,681 I'm too busy living life 430 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,183 to be learning $5 words. 431 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,561 Ha-ha! Hot damn. 432 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,563 With an aged Scotch, 433 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,563 never use ice. 434 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,980 Never use ice, got it. 435 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,982 Why? 436 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,982 Destroys it. 437 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,069 At most, what you want, 438 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:53,069 two drops of spring water. 439 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,278 Activates the flavor. 440 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,946 Good Lord. 441 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:55,946 Do they have the rules 442 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,867 to poser drinking 443 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:58,867 on the wall at I Street? 444 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,785 Do they? 445 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,785 Poser drinking? 446 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,705 Hey, Ms. Vodka-Neat-Four-Olives. 447 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,705 What's that called? 448 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,416 The too-cool-to-care-tini? 449 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,416 Is it? 450 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,752 The forced starkness 451 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,752 of that drink order 452 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,961 turns horn-rimmed heads 453 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,961 at the Red Door. 454 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,130 I can't wait to understand 455 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:13,130 these arguments. 456 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,884 Hey, y'all, another round. 457 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,884 Everybody holding up? 458 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,344 I'll be back 459 00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,344 in two shakes of a rabbit's ass. 460 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,681 Who the hell was that? 461 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,516 I gotta go see a woman 462 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,184 about the female equivalent 463 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,184 of a horse. 464 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,437 Classy. Way to show 465 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,437 Troy the ropes. 466 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,731 Shut up, I Street. 467 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,694 That woman is a hurricane. 468 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,694 Yeah. 469 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,615 Hurricanes are bad, Troy. 470 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,615 I know. 471 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,329 I think the wormhole 472 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,329 Crichton fell through 473 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,707 moved him across 474 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,707 not only space, but time, 475 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,167 which suggests Sebaceans 476 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,167 are our future selves 477 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,502 and Crichton 478 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,502 longs for a planet 479 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,254 that no longer exists. 480 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,254 Huh. 481 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,633 Hey, you're really 482 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,633 nursing that beer. 483 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,513 What kind of wormhole could 484 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,513 move you one place to another 485 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,432 within the galaxy 486 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,432 on the same day? 487 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,435 Speaking of wormholes, 488 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,435 what do you say we use one 489 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,648 to teleport this conversation 490 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,648 someplace a little more private? 491 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,065 That doesn't make sense. 492 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,234 Wormholes and teleportation 493 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,234 are different. 494 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,653 That's what 495 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,653 I've been talking about. 496 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,113 I noticed. 497 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,113 Cheers. 498 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,866 I followed that band Phish, 499 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,866 spells it with a P-H. 500 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,035 I just lived in parking lots. 501 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:25,035 I don't like their music, 502 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,579 did it to see if I could. 503 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,956 And guess what. I could. 504 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,749 So, what now? 505 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,749 I don't know. 506 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,293 Even if I planned it, 507 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,293 plans just fall off me 508 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,671 like chicken crap 509 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,671 off an armadillo. 510 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,005 Annie's the one 511 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,005 that plans things, not me. 512 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,884 Annie's my friend. 513 00:12:37,005 --> 00:12:39,884 She goes to school here. 514 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,595 Thinks she's got it 515 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:42,595 all figured out. 516 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,013 She wants to major 517 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,013 in healthcare management. 518 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:47,350 What does that even mean? 519 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:47,350 No idea. 520 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,269 I'll tell you what it means. 521 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,269 It means a master's degree. 522 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,980 Followed by an internship. 523 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,858 She's got the next 15 years 524 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,858 of her life all mapped out 525 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,108 and all she's gotta do now 526 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,361 is just follow it 527 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,361 or screw it up. 528 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,114 Another soda? 529 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:02,114 Actually, give me a screwdriver. 530 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,452 I got no place to be. 531 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:06,452 What am I, Annie? 532 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,497 The first season, it's better 533 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,497 than the third season. 534 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,290 The fourth season, 535 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,290 when you watch... 536 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,334 Okay, um, what's your name? 537 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,961 Abed. 538 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,961 Abed, I'm Robert. 539 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,587 Hey, Robert. 540 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,884 Abed, would you like 541 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,884 to have gay sex with me? 542 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,511 No, thank you. 543 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,511 Wow. 544 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,722 Okay, so, 545 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,722 what is wrong with you, 546 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,849 that you can sit here 547 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,849 this whole time 548 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,352 and never pick up on the fact 549 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,352 that a man is hitting on you? 550 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,521 Oh, I actually did pick up 551 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,521 on it after a while. 552 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,314 And? 553 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,608 I really like talking 554 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,608 about Farscape. 555 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,489 It's a really good show. 556 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,949 Stargate is better. 557 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,705 Battery depleted. 558 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,749 Oh, man. 559 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,216 Wait. You guys, 560 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,216 you guys. 561 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,344 Hey there, 562 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,344 what you been up to? 563 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,890 I was just praying for these 564 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,890 poor souls in these photographs. 565 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,307 Oh, that's nice, 566 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:13,061 but, um, you missed one. 567 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:16,104 We found it in the ladies' room. 568 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,441 Give that to me. 569 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,441 No, no. 570 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,526 Come on, 571 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,526 don't feel bad. 572 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,445 This makes us 573 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,445 like you way more. 574 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,906 You think this is really funny? 575 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,906 A little. 576 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,658 I had some bad years. 577 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,159 With a chaser. 578 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,159 Come on. 579 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,661 It's a funny picture 580 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,538 because you act so perfect 581 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,538 all the time. 582 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,040 And because you look 583 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,040 like a zombie. 584 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,459 But it's not funny 585 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,459 when you're sad. 586 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,335 We're on your team. 587 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,335 Relax, sit down. 588 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,504 It's my birthday. 589 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,504 Give it to me. 590 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,090 Give it to me. 591 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,509 I will see you all on Monday. 592 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,012 Sheesh. 593 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,012 Mm-hm. 594 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,848 Boo Town. 595 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,767 Shirley, wait. 596 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,562 What? 597 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,562 Nothing, get out of my way. 598 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,564 I can't get out of your way. 599 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,984 I'm stuck in this... 600 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,984 The chair broke... 601 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,945 I mean, I can't get... 602 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,488 Could you please help me? 603 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,198 Pretty please? 604 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,494 Thank you, Shirley. 605 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,079 You're welcome, jackass. 606 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,249 Hey, it's my birthday 607 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,418 and technically 608 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,418 I'm not allowed to drink it 609 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,587 for another 45 seconds. 610 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,631 It'll be 30 seconds by the time 611 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,631 I'm done saying this, 612 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,092 but can I have 613 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,092 a seven and seven? 614 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,219 It's on the house. 615 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,219 Happy birthday, kid. 616 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,264 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING 617 00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:32,264 OVER SPEAKERS] 618 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,938 I'd rather have 619 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,938 my eyes gouged out. 620 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,690 A radio playing 621 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,690 would be horrible... 622 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,200 My big boy. Big, big boy. 623 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,452 You're my big boy. 624 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,098 Troy. 625 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,727 I think I owe you a birthday. 626 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,355 I'm cool. I actually always 627 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,355 wanted to drive this thing. 628 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,149 What? 629 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,651 Oh, is this my car? 630 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,570 Don't crash it. 631 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,570 I'm not gonna crash it. 632 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,863 Crash it, Troy. 633 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,489 Go to sleep, Britta, 634 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,489 go to sleep. 635 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,158 Crash his car, Troy. 636 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,493 This seems like a dark chapter 637 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,493 in our story. 638 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,829 Go to sleep, Abed. 639 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,829 Cool. 640 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,457 Hey, that's the place that 641 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,457 we should've gone to tonight. 642 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,376 Yeah, I Street, exactly. 643 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,336 That's the Red Door, stupid. 644 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,547 Do you see a sign 645 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,547 that says I Street? 646 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,632 I Street is too cool 647 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,632 to have a sign. 648 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:52,136 It's called I Street 649 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:52,136 after the street it's on. 650 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,514 The Red Door is on I Street. 651 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,514 I Street has a red... 652 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,645 Hey. 653 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,645 It's the same bar? 654 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,314 You two have been saying 655 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,314 one bar's lame 656 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,194 and the other one 657 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:08,194 is awesome all night, 658 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,988 and it's the same bar? 659 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,119 Well, he probably goes 660 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,119 there on Friday nights, 661 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,536 which is lame. 662 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,536 You wish... 663 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,996 Stop, just stop. 664 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,873 I just spent 665 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,873 the last two years 666 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,960 thinking that you guys knew 667 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,960 more than me about life, 668 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,963 and I just found out that 669 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,963 you guys are just as dumb as me. 670 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,093 Duh-doy. 671 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,093 Yeah. Duh-doy. 672 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,265 Got it. Duh-doy. 673 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,142 Duh-doy. 674 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,060 You can take me home first. 675 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,394 I only live 676 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,394 a few blocks from here. 677 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,313 You do? 678 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,356 Annie, this is a really 679 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,356 terrible neighborhood. 680 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,733 Yeah. 681 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,612 This is my apartment. 682 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,991 Weird night, huh? 683 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,952 Yeah, 684 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,952 alcohol makes people sad. 685 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,996 It's like the Lifetime movies 686 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,996 of beverages. 687 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,123 I pretended to be 688 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,123 a different person. 689 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,125 Abed does that 690 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,125 three times a week. 691 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,919 I did it because 692 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,919 I didn't wanna be me. 693 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,132 I did it because 694 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,132 I'm not sure who I am. 695 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,550 We went to school together 696 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,550 for four years 697 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,927 and you didn't even know me. 698 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,931 Yeah, but I know you now. 699 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,931 You're Annie. 700 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,018 You like puzzles, 701 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,018 little monsters on your pencil 702 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,603 and some guy 703 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,603 named Mark Ruffalo. 704 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,523 You're a fierce competitor 705 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,523 and a sore loser. 706 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:31,401 And you expect everybody 707 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:31,401 to be better than who they are 708 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,780 and you expect yourself 709 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,780 to be better than everyone. 710 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,992 Which is cool. 711 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,582 Good night. 712 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,629 I guess everyone's gonna be 713 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:50,629 embarrassed on Monday, huh? 714 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,423 Nah. Everybody just got 715 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,423 a little bit drunk. 716 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,718 Nobody did anything 717 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,718 that bad, right? 718 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,685 No, wait, wait, wait. 719 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,603 What are we doing? 720 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,564 Yeah, what are we doing? 721 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,233 This is a bad idea, right? 722 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,026 Yeah. 723 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,910 Okay. 724 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,082 I flew off 725 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:26,082 the handle earlier. 726 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,084 I apologize. 727 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,131 They were making out. 728 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,131 Abed. 729 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,967 Why do it in front of me? 730 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,967 I'm not a coat rack. 731 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,054 Abed, no one likes 732 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,054 a tattletale. 733 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,601 Happy birthday, Troy. 734 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,103 Thanks. 735 00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:50,647 You're a man now. 736 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,411 Don't think 737 00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,411 this will be big enough. 738 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,288 Just try it, we're close. 739 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,290 All right. 740 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,290 Breathe in. 741 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,209 All right. 742 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,878 Arms. 743 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,381 There we go. 744 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,381 There we go, yeah. 745 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,720 One hundred and fifty-seven. 746 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,720 We did it. 747 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,225 That you? 748 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,225 Yeah. 749 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,810 Little help? 750 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,519 Hurry. I think it's a girl. 751 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,397 Left side or right side? 752 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,397 Left side. 753 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,773 Got it. 754 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,773 Tell me when I'm close. 755 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,066 Okay.