1 00:00:01,912 --> 00:00:05,916 Ahem. It's that very special 2 00:00:01,912 --> 00:00:05,916 time of year, Greendale. 3 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:09,169 A time for me to remind you 4 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:09,169 that your school acknowledges 5 00:00:09,169 --> 00:00:10,921 no specialness 6 00:00:09,169 --> 00:00:10,921 to this time of year. 7 00:00:10,921 --> 00:00:14,716 You do, of course, 8 00:00:10,921 --> 00:00:14,716 have a constitutional right 9 00:00:14,716 --> 00:00:15,967 to lend this season 10 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,719 the significance 11 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,719 of your choosing 12 00:00:17,719 --> 00:00:21,098 in any of our designated 13 00:00:17,719 --> 00:00:21,098 holiday zones. 14 00:00:22,349 --> 00:00:23,683 Merry Christmas. 15 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:25,560 Don't you mean 16 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:25,560 season's greetings? 17 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,229 Shirley, 18 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:27,229 you know it's Christmas. 19 00:00:27,229 --> 00:00:29,773 As a Christian, 20 00:00:27,229 --> 00:00:29,773 I've learned to be sensitive 21 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:32,650 to other cultures' jealousies. 22 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:32,650 What are we doing this year? 23 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:35,404 I'm taking a relaxation course 24 00:00:32,650 --> 00:00:35,404 next semester. 25 00:00:35,404 --> 00:00:37,822 I was gonna use the break 26 00:00:35,404 --> 00:00:37,822 to do the reading in advance. 27 00:00:37,822 --> 00:00:40,033 I'm shutting myself in 28 00:00:37,822 --> 00:00:40,033 with my video games. 29 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:42,911 Fake-murdering people is gonna 30 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:42,911 be my new holiday tradition. 31 00:00:42,911 --> 00:00:44,871 Hm. This is disappointing. 32 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,124 What do you care, Abed? 33 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,124 You're Muslim. 34 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:48,457 Don't your people spend 35 00:00:47,124 --> 00:00:48,457 this season 36 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:49,918 writing angry letters 37 00:00:48,457 --> 00:00:49,918 to TV Guide? 38 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:51,502 True. Religiously, 39 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:51,502 I'm Muslim. 40 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:53,504 But I've always been a fan 41 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:53,504 of Christmas. 42 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:56,258 And this is the most 43 00:00:53,504 --> 00:00:56,258 important Christmas in history. 44 00:00:56,258 --> 00:00:58,509 I'm assuming that's why 45 00:00:56,258 --> 00:00:58,509 we're all stop-motion animated. 46 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:03,348 I vote we let it go. 47 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:03,348 What did you say we were, Abed? 48 00:01:03,348 --> 00:01:05,850 We're stop-motion animated. 49 00:01:03,348 --> 00:01:05,850 I don't understand. 50 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,560 I never understand 51 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,560 what any of you are saying. 52 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,021 You guys don't see it? 53 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,021 I noticed it this morning. 54 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:11,522 That's how I knew 55 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:11,522 it was special. 56 00:01:11,522 --> 00:01:13,150 We've clearly entered 57 00:01:11,522 --> 00:01:13,150 a new medium. 58 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,193 Does "clearly" mean 59 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:15,193 the same thing 60 00:01:15,193 --> 00:01:16,945 to you as it does 61 00:01:15,193 --> 00:01:16,945 to normal people? 62 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,488 It's probably Arabic 63 00:01:16,945 --> 00:01:18,488 for "not clearly." 64 00:01:18,488 --> 00:01:20,115 Ha, ha, ha. Huh? 65 00:01:20,115 --> 00:01:23,160 You really expect me to tarnish 66 00:01:20,115 --> 00:01:23,160 the high-five for that? 67 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,536 You guys really don't see 68 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,536 what I'm seeing? 69 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:28,581 That worries me a little. 70 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:28,581 I think it worries all of us. 71 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:31,001 Is there something 72 00:01:28,581 --> 00:01:31,001 that we can do to help you 73 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:33,586 with your situation, Abed? 74 00:01:33,586 --> 00:01:35,130 You could move around more. 75 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:37,299 Not much point in being 76 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:37,299 animated if you don't. 77 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:38,842 And I think we should commit 78 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:38,842 to the format. 79 00:01:38,842 --> 00:01:40,344 Starting with a song. 80 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:43,638 You start. 81 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:43,638 I'm sure we'll join in. 82 00:02:09,706 --> 00:02:12,792 Okay, we got him. 83 00:02:09,706 --> 00:02:12,792 He's down. 84 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:15,712 Now, how many fingers 85 00:02:12,792 --> 00:02:15,712 am I holding up? 86 00:02:15,712 --> 00:02:19,132 And, more importantly, 87 00:02:15,712 --> 00:02:19,132 are they still made of clay? 88 00:02:19,132 --> 00:02:20,550 Three, and I told you, 89 00:02:19,132 --> 00:02:20,550 we're not clay. 90 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:21,801 We're silicone dolls 91 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:21,801 with foam bodies 92 00:02:21,801 --> 00:02:23,011 over ball-and-socket 93 00:02:21,801 --> 00:02:23,011 armatures. 94 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:25,596 Fascinating. 95 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:25,596 And publishable. 96 00:02:25,596 --> 00:02:28,058 And you say you have 97 00:02:25,596 --> 00:02:28,058 no memory of this morning? 98 00:02:28,058 --> 00:02:31,019 You don't recall the crisis 99 00:02:28,058 --> 00:02:31,019 that caused you 100 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,645 to take shelter 101 00:02:31,019 --> 00:02:32,645 in this delusion? 102 00:02:32,645 --> 00:02:35,399 It's not a delusion. 103 00:02:32,645 --> 00:02:35,399 Very, very publishable. 104 00:02:35,399 --> 00:02:37,984 Abed, I've been 105 00:02:35,399 --> 00:02:37,984 a professor of psychology 106 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:40,445 here at Greendale 107 00:02:37,984 --> 00:02:40,445 for many years. 108 00:02:40,445 --> 00:02:42,364 And I think I see 109 00:02:40,445 --> 00:02:42,364 a solution to this 110 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:45,367 that might also help you 111 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:45,367 with your situation. 112 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:47,536 I'd like to do 113 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:47,536 extensive sessions with you, 114 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:48,995 including hypnosis. 115 00:02:48,995 --> 00:02:50,955 I don't need therapy. 116 00:02:48,995 --> 00:02:50,955 Nobody said you did. 117 00:02:50,955 --> 00:02:54,876 I just think it would benefit 118 00:02:50,955 --> 00:02:54,876 you and, incidentally, me 119 00:02:54,876 --> 00:02:57,628 to get to the real meaning 120 00:02:54,876 --> 00:02:57,628 of all this. 121 00:02:57,628 --> 00:03:00,507 You're right. I need to find 122 00:02:57,628 --> 00:03:00,507 the meaning of Christmas. 123 00:03:00,507 --> 00:03:02,384 Ah. Well... 124 00:03:00,507 --> 00:03:02,384 If I can, 125 00:03:02,384 --> 00:03:03,843 everything will go back 126 00:03:02,384 --> 00:03:03,843 to normal. 127 00:03:03,843 --> 00:03:05,554 Asterisk. 128 00:03:03,843 --> 00:03:05,554 Abed. 129 00:03:05,554 --> 00:03:07,431 The dean says 130 00:03:05,554 --> 00:03:07,431 if you don't get help, 131 00:03:07,431 --> 00:03:09,307 they might kick you out 132 00:03:07,431 --> 00:03:09,307 of school. 133 00:03:09,307 --> 00:03:12,394 Why would I wanna be in 134 00:03:09,307 --> 00:03:12,394 a school that hates Christmas? 135 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:15,188 He's got a point. 136 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:15,188 Kidding. 137 00:03:27,117 --> 00:03:29,827 I don't suppose you know 138 00:03:27,117 --> 00:03:29,827 the meaning of Christmas. 139 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:33,081 Apparently, it means getting 140 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:33,081 fondled by singing mental cases. 141 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:35,584 My snowman is alive. 142 00:03:33,081 --> 00:03:35,584 I'm not a snowman. 143 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:37,252 I'm Chang. 144 00:03:37,252 --> 00:03:39,296 What the hell's wrong with you? 145 00:03:37,252 --> 00:03:39,296 I thought I made you. 146 00:03:39,296 --> 00:03:41,631 Yeah, you made me need to cry 147 00:03:39,296 --> 00:03:41,631 in the shower tonight. 148 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:44,134 It's a text from Britta. 149 00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:45,510 She says, 150 00:03:44,134 --> 00:03:45,510 "The meaning of Christmas 151 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:47,387 is in the study room." 152 00:03:47,387 --> 00:03:48,888 Now that you started it, 153 00:03:48,888 --> 00:03:51,600 how about 10 more seconds 154 00:03:48,888 --> 00:03:51,600 on the third button, eh? 155 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:57,897 You lied to lure me 156 00:03:55,437 --> 00:03:57,897 into group therapy? 157 00:03:57,897 --> 00:03:59,190 Surprise. 158 00:03:57,897 --> 00:03:59,190 Pierce. 159 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,776 You promised not to do that. 160 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,776 Surprise. 161 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:03,487 Not cool. 162 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:03,487 Ah, hold on, Abed. 163 00:04:03,487 --> 00:04:05,238 I'm not just 164 00:04:03,487 --> 00:04:05,238 a psych professor. 165 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:08,158 I'm also 166 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:08,158 a Christmas wizard. 167 00:04:08,158 --> 00:04:09,742 You are? 168 00:04:08,158 --> 00:04:09,742 I am. 169 00:04:09,742 --> 00:04:13,704 And I can help you find 170 00:04:09,742 --> 00:04:13,704 the meaning of Christmas. 171 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,374 Right, guys? 172 00:04:13,704 --> 00:04:16,374 Oh, yeah. 173 00:04:16,374 --> 00:04:18,709 Oh, this feels safe. 174 00:04:16,374 --> 00:04:18,709 Shut up, Winger. 175 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:20,711 What do you think, Abed? 176 00:04:20,711 --> 00:04:22,506 Christmas wizard. Hm. 177 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:26,176 I guess I can see that. 178 00:04:23,798 --> 00:04:26,176 Have a seat, then. 179 00:04:26,176 --> 00:04:27,718 Nothing to be afraid of. 180 00:04:27,718 --> 00:04:31,806 All your friends are here. 181 00:04:27,718 --> 00:04:31,806 They just want to help. 182 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:34,309 I'm here for the cookies. 183 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:34,309 So, what do we do? 184 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:35,893 With your permission, 185 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:39,356 I'd like to put you into 186 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:39,356 a state of Christmasnosis 187 00:04:39,356 --> 00:04:42,150 and take you 188 00:04:39,356 --> 00:04:42,150 on a magic journey. 189 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,901 To Winter Wonderland? 190 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,901 Sure. 191 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,363 Your own personal 192 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,363 Winter Wonderland. 193 00:04:46,363 --> 00:04:47,780 Come on, everyone. 194 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,992 You all know how magic 195 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:50,992 Christmas journeys work. 196 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:52,827 You are playing with 197 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:52,827 so much fire. 198 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:53,953 Shut up, Winger. 199 00:04:53,953 --> 00:04:56,831 Hands on the table. 200 00:04:53,953 --> 00:04:56,831 Eyes closed. 201 00:04:56,831 --> 00:04:59,626 Heads relaxing. 202 00:04:56,831 --> 00:04:59,626 Necks relaxing. 203 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:02,671 Don't relax Pierce any lower. 204 00:04:59,626 --> 00:05:02,671 Screw you. 205 00:05:02,671 --> 00:05:05,465 Abed, focus on 206 00:05:02,671 --> 00:05:05,465 the sound of my voice 207 00:05:05,465 --> 00:05:07,300 and let yourself relax. 208 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,927 With each breath, you'll feel... 209 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,927 It's beginning. 210 00:05:09,927 --> 00:05:11,846 All right, then. 211 00:05:09,927 --> 00:05:11,846 The table's moving. 212 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,764 Like a rocket 213 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:13,764 about to take off. 214 00:05:13,764 --> 00:05:14,932 Now it's leaving the floor 215 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,976 as the walls and 216 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,976 the ceiling fly away. 217 00:05:16,976 --> 00:05:20,564 We're in outer Christmas space. 218 00:05:16,976 --> 00:05:20,564 There's Planet Holly. 219 00:05:20,564 --> 00:05:22,691 And Planet Jolly. 220 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:24,192 Oh, and what's 221 00:05:22,691 --> 00:05:24,192 that up ahead? 222 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:27,028 Ah. It's Planet Abed. 223 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:27,028 Subtle. 224 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:29,113 We're descending 225 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:29,113 onto Planet Abed now. 226 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:31,199 It's the most Christmassy planet 227 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:31,199 in the universe. 228 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:32,783 Its atmosphere 229 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:32,783 is 7 percent cinnamon. 230 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:34,077 Oh. 231 00:05:38,415 --> 00:05:41,292 We're here. Winter Wonderland. 232 00:05:38,415 --> 00:05:41,292 See how sparkly? 233 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:43,378 What, are you crazy? 234 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:43,378 All I see is the study... 235 00:05:43,378 --> 00:05:45,088 Ooh. Sparkly wonderland. 236 00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:47,006 During our journey, 237 00:05:45,088 --> 00:05:47,006 you've transformed into 238 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:48,383 Christmas versions 239 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:48,383 of yourselves. 240 00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:49,718 Jeff-in-the-Box. 241 00:05:52,345 --> 00:05:54,972 Uh-huh. 242 00:05:52,345 --> 00:05:54,972 Troy Soldier. 243 00:05:54,972 --> 00:05:56,516 Cool. Do I have a gun? 244 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,268 You have a drum. 245 00:05:56,516 --> 00:05:58,268 Cool. 246 00:05:58,268 --> 00:06:00,228 Britta, you're Britta-Bot. 247 00:05:58,268 --> 00:06:00,228 Uh... 248 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:02,522 Just go with it. 249 00:06:00,228 --> 00:06:02,522 Bleep, bloop. 250 00:06:02,522 --> 00:06:04,441 Teddy Pierce. 251 00:06:04,441 --> 00:06:05,983 Bleep, bloop for me too. 252 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:08,319 Ballerannie. 253 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:08,319 Oh. Heh. 254 00:06:08,319 --> 00:06:10,071 Baby Doll Shirley. 255 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,864 Baby what? 256 00:06:10,071 --> 00:06:11,864 What the hell? 257 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:14,534 Well, 258 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:14,534 we are making fabulous 259 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:17,161 and unexpectedly 260 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:17,161 intense progress. 261 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:18,955 Now, what I'd like to do 262 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:18,955 is visit 263 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:22,542 the cave 264 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:22,542 of frozen memories. 265 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,043 Pass. Let's head 266 00:06:22,542 --> 00:06:24,043 for the North Pole. 267 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,754 The meaning of Christmas 268 00:06:24,043 --> 00:06:25,754 will be there. 269 00:06:25,754 --> 00:06:28,256 Um... Well, yeah. 270 00:06:25,754 --> 00:06:28,256 Yeah, sure, cheers. 271 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:31,342 And I actually think I know 272 00:06:28,256 --> 00:06:31,342 a shortcut to the North Pole 273 00:06:31,342 --> 00:06:34,137 through the cave 274 00:06:31,342 --> 00:06:34,137 of frozen memor... 275 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,723 We can take Gumdrop Road 276 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,723 and stop at the cave. 277 00:06:36,723 --> 00:06:38,642 I wouldn't call it a shortcut, 278 00:06:36,723 --> 00:06:38,642 but you got us here, 279 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:40,017 so I'll throw you a bone. 280 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,907 Let's move, folks. 281 00:06:54,907 --> 00:06:58,536 This isn't going to be fun, 282 00:06:54,907 --> 00:06:58,536 easy or safe. 283 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:06,085 Shut up, Winger. 284 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:06,085 Mm-hm. 285 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:13,551 A journey through 286 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:13,551 Winter Wonderland 287 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:15,928 tends to test your commitment 288 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:15,928 to Christmas. 289 00:07:15,928 --> 00:07:19,182 So when I say test, I mean 290 00:07:15,928 --> 00:07:19,182 Wonka-style. I'm talking dark. 291 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:21,601 My advice: stay honest, 292 00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:21,601 stay alert, 293 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:25,062 and for the love of God, 294 00:07:21,601 --> 00:07:25,062 stay between the gumdrops. 295 00:07:25,062 --> 00:07:26,523 Look up there, Abed. 296 00:07:26,523 --> 00:07:30,360 I think I see 297 00:07:26,523 --> 00:07:30,360 the cave of frozen memories. 298 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,153 A great place... 299 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,153 It's actually the cave 300 00:07:32,153 --> 00:07:33,780 of frozen peas. 301 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,115 It's a common mistake. 302 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:36,115 Don't worry, I got this. 303 00:07:36,115 --> 00:07:37,908 Terrific. 304 00:07:39,076 --> 00:07:41,037 Abed, did you say 305 00:07:41,037 --> 00:07:42,706 my Christmas self 306 00:07:41,037 --> 00:07:42,706 was a baby? 307 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:45,208 Are you sure you didn't say 308 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:45,208 I was a Christmas angel? 309 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,461 Because you respect me too much 310 00:07:45,208 --> 00:07:48,461 to imagine me as a baby. 311 00:07:48,461 --> 00:07:50,672 Maybe if you cry enough, 312 00:07:48,461 --> 00:07:50,672 he'll change you. 313 00:07:50,672 --> 00:07:52,465 You know why 314 00:07:50,672 --> 00:07:52,465 you were a robot, right? 315 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:54,551 I'm progressive 316 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:54,551 and kick-ass. 317 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:55,968 How about heartless 318 00:07:54,551 --> 00:07:55,968 and Godless? 319 00:07:55,968 --> 00:07:58,262 I think he gave us 320 00:07:55,968 --> 00:07:58,262 random identities. 321 00:07:58,262 --> 00:08:00,139 I mean, me, a ballerina? 322 00:08:00,139 --> 00:08:03,852 It's not like I'm that thin 323 00:08:00,139 --> 00:08:03,852 and graceful, right? 324 00:08:03,852 --> 00:08:06,145 Annie, it's because 325 00:08:03,852 --> 00:08:06,145 you're fragile 326 00:08:06,145 --> 00:08:08,606 and tightly wound. 327 00:08:09,899 --> 00:08:11,108 Cut the chatter, 328 00:08:11,108 --> 00:08:12,652 and keep your eyes 329 00:08:11,108 --> 00:08:12,652 on the prize. 330 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,111 We're looking for 331 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,111 the meaning of Christmas. 332 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:17,198 I happen to know 333 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:17,198 the meaning of Christmas. 334 00:08:17,198 --> 00:08:18,533 And I'm the only one 335 00:08:17,198 --> 00:08:18,533 here that does. 336 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,618 So I would appreciate 337 00:08:18,533 --> 00:08:20,618 a level of respect 338 00:08:20,618 --> 00:08:23,246 even if I'm a guest 339 00:08:20,618 --> 00:08:23,246 in your therapy wonderland. 340 00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:24,748 Therapy? 341 00:08:24,748 --> 00:08:27,751 I am freezing Shirley 342 00:08:24,748 --> 00:08:27,751 with my wand. 343 00:08:27,751 --> 00:08:30,795 And I am ejecting her 344 00:08:27,751 --> 00:08:30,795 from Planet Abed 345 00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:36,426 with a remote-control 346 00:08:30,795 --> 00:08:36,426 Christmas pterodactyl. 347 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,763 Oh, nice. 348 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,763 Now we're talking. 349 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:44,225 Point being, if you're not 350 00:08:41,514 --> 00:08:44,225 interested in helping Abed, 351 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,853 there's no reason 352 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,853 to be here. 353 00:08:46,853 --> 00:08:48,396 Cookies. 354 00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:02,911 That's wonderful. 355 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,954 Let's get back to 356 00:09:02,911 --> 00:09:04,954 the magic journey and wrap up. 357 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:06,539 Some of us have 358 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:06,539 women to sleep with. 359 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:07,582 You guys hear that? 360 00:09:07,582 --> 00:09:09,751 Humbugs. 361 00:09:07,582 --> 00:09:09,751 Humbugs? 362 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:12,837 Yeah, a whole swarm 363 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:12,837 of them. See? 364 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:16,090 Everyone stay 365 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:16,090 perfectly sincere. 366 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,675 Humbugs are attracted 367 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:17,675 to sarcasm. 368 00:09:17,675 --> 00:09:20,303 Wow. Somewhere, 369 00:09:17,675 --> 00:09:20,303 Tim Burton got a boner. 370 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:23,264 Jeff, don't be sarcastic. 371 00:09:20,303 --> 00:09:23,264 Oh, are they on me now? 372 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:26,350 Oh, no. 373 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:26,350 They're eating him alive. 374 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,395 If only he could find the power 375 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,395 to not be a smug douche. 376 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:32,231 Oh, no can do. 377 00:09:29,395 --> 00:09:32,231 I'm just a horrible guy. 378 00:09:32,231 --> 00:09:36,569 Guess I'll have 379 00:09:32,231 --> 00:09:36,569 to go get laid. 380 00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:40,364 Ooh. 381 00:09:38,488 --> 00:09:40,364 Can I sing this one? 382 00:09:52,251 --> 00:09:53,503 Annie, nice. 383 00:09:53,503 --> 00:09:56,673 Get what I did with 384 00:09:53,503 --> 00:09:56,673 the word "presence"? 385 00:09:57,799 --> 00:09:59,300 Carol Canyon. 386 00:09:57,799 --> 00:09:59,300 Instead of oxygen, 387 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,844 plants produce 388 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,844 Christmas songs. 389 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:03,095 Will it cost a lot to walk here? 390 00:10:00,844 --> 00:10:03,095 No. Public domain. 391 00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:05,807 You know Jesus was born 392 00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:05,807 in the middle of April, right? 393 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:07,558 The church 394 00:10:05,807 --> 00:10:07,558 moved his birthday 395 00:10:07,558 --> 00:10:10,186 so they could steal 396 00:10:07,558 --> 00:10:10,186 the solstice from pagans. 397 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:12,772 Season's greetings 398 00:10:10,186 --> 00:10:12,772 from Britta Perry. 399 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,732 Maybe you could sing 400 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,732 a song about it. 401 00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:18,695 I don't sing. And if I did, 402 00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:18,695 I wouldn't sing Christmas songs. 403 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:21,322 I guess that means 404 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:21,322 you're gonna have me ejected 405 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:23,199 for not loving 406 00:10:21,322 --> 00:10:23,199 Christmas enough. 407 00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:24,951 Nope, not for that. 408 00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:27,077 Let's get to the cave 409 00:10:24,951 --> 00:10:27,077 of frozen memories. 410 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:29,622 Man, it is cave-like in here. 411 00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,666 What do you mean, 412 00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,666 cave-like? It's a cave. 413 00:10:31,666 --> 00:10:33,001 Nothing to be afraid of. 414 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:36,212 The cave of frozen memories 415 00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:36,212 is a safe place 416 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:39,549 where we can observe 417 00:10:36,212 --> 00:10:39,549 suppressed experiences 418 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:42,259 without being affected 419 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:42,259 by them. 420 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,303 Can you show me how to do it? 421 00:10:42,259 --> 00:10:44,303 Sure. 422 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,890 Here. I'm focusing 423 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:46,890 on a part of the cave 424 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:49,600 and I'm seeing 425 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:49,600 my 10th Christmas. 426 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,520 All right? Now you try 427 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,520 with this morning. 428 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,648 I can't see your 10th Christmas. 429 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,648 How do you know that's you? 430 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:59,610 Well, it's my house on 431 00:10:55,648 --> 00:10:59,610 52nd Street in Islington. 432 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,320 What room are you in? 433 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,320 What color are the walls? 434 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,574 Our living room. 435 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,574 Cream-colored plaster. 436 00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:07,827 There's an oil painting 437 00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:07,827 of a forest above the sofa. 438 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,996 I'm reading 439 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,996 Paddington books. 440 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:12,540 Mom got me Paddington 441 00:11:09,996 --> 00:11:12,540 every year. 442 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,875 Where's your dad? 443 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,084 It's Christmas. 444 00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:16,084 Where's your dad? 445 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:19,881 I don't know. We never know. 446 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:19,881 Mom won't stop crying. 447 00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:22,842 I'm going to America 448 00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:22,842 with Grandma. 449 00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:31,642 He is good. 450 00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:31,642 We lost our wizard. 451 00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:35,855 We don't need him, never did. 452 00:11:31,642 --> 00:11:35,855 And nobody needs this cave. 453 00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:37,523 Initiate self-destruct. 454 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:39,442 Self-destruct initiating. 455 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,071 This slide goes directly 456 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,071 to Pine Tree Station. 457 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:45,573 We can catch a train 458 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:45,573 to the North Pole from there. 459 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,908 The wizard 460 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,908 didn't bring us here 461 00:11:46,908 --> 00:11:48,492 to find the meaning 462 00:11:46,908 --> 00:11:48,492 of Christmas. 463 00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:49,702 And I can't have anyone 464 00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:49,702 going beyond this point 465 00:11:49,702 --> 00:11:51,412 that's on his side. 466 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:55,708 With you to the end, 467 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:55,708 man. Always. 468 00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,715 Like I said, 469 00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,715 I came for the cookies. 470 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:04,383 Ahh! 471 00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,886 I'm not ejecting you 472 00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,886 for not liking Christmas music. 473 00:12:06,886 --> 00:12:09,263 I'm ejecting you for lying 474 00:12:06,886 --> 00:12:09,263 to trick me into therapy. 475 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:12,475 Abed, they will 476 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:12,475 kick you out of school. 477 00:12:12,475 --> 00:12:14,852 I was trying to save you. 478 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,043 Bye, Britta. 479 00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:54,308 Damn. It got real 480 00:12:51,722 --> 00:12:54,308 up in that memory cave. 481 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:55,601 I know, right? 482 00:12:55,601 --> 00:12:57,353 Speaking of real, 483 00:12:55,601 --> 00:12:57,353 this has been great. 484 00:12:57,353 --> 00:13:00,982 But the cookies are gone, 485 00:12:57,353 --> 00:13:00,982 and I have to take a giant leak. 486 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,402 We should be at the North Pole 487 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,402 by 9:00 Eastern Candy Time. 488 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:06,696 You guys see 489 00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:06,696 the countryside? 490 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,531 There's 491 00:13:06,696 --> 00:13:08,531 the Menorah Mountains. 492 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,408 And Jehovah Witness Bay. 493 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:11,408 Thanks for adding that, man. 494 00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,662 This is nicer than 495 00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,662 all the Christmases 496 00:13:14,662 --> 00:13:16,122 I ever celebrated. 497 00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,957 But you're Jewish. 498 00:13:16,122 --> 00:13:17,957 On my mom's side. 499 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:21,209 But my dad's Episcopalian. And 500 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:21,209 before the divorce, 501 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:24,172 the holidays were a minefield 502 00:13:21,209 --> 00:13:24,172 of overlapping rituals. 503 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:27,257 I like the rituals. 504 00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:27,257 My parents are divorced too. 505 00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:29,844 My mom's Polish. 506 00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:29,844 She loves Christmas. 507 00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:32,722 Every year, she visits 508 00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:32,722 on the same day. December 9th. 509 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:34,057 Every year, 510 00:13:32,722 --> 00:13:34,057 we sit and watch 511 00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:35,558 Rudolph, 512 00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:35,558 the Red-Nosed Reindeer. 513 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:37,601 Together. Every year. 514 00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:41,814 But, Abed, 515 00:13:39,062 --> 00:13:41,814 today is December 9th. 516 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,901 It's the last day 517 00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:44,901 of classes. 518 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,195 Yeah. 519 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:47,195 That can't be right. 520 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:50,823 She comes every year. 521 00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:50,823 Today must be December 8th. 522 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:52,658 Because she comes 523 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:52,658 every year. 524 00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,706 Okay, Abed. 525 00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,706 Time to stop the train. 526 00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:01,125 After you emasculated me 527 00:13:58,706 --> 00:14:01,125 in the ice caves, 528 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,793 I went to your dorm room. 529 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,129 I know what happened now. 530 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:05,129 It doesn't matter. 531 00:14:05,129 --> 00:14:06,505 I just need to get 532 00:14:05,129 --> 00:14:06,505 to the North Pole. 533 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,758 Abed, 534 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,758 there is no North Pole. 535 00:14:08,758 --> 00:14:09,967 We're in the study room, 536 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,802 and I'm not 537 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:11,802 a Christmas wizard. 538 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:14,346 I know. 539 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:14,346 You're a Christmas warlock. 540 00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:15,890 You're trying 541 00:14:14,346 --> 00:14:15,890 to destroy Christmas 542 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,433 because you blame 543 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,433 your sadness on it. 544 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,642 I'm crawling out 545 00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:18,642 the window. 546 00:14:18,642 --> 00:14:21,020 No, you're not. 547 00:14:18,642 --> 00:14:21,020 Snap out of it. 548 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,730 Whoa, whoa. 549 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,730 Who taught you therapy? 550 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,856 Michael Jackson's dad? 551 00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:24,941 I am a professional. 552 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,192 And you are 553 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:26,192 tampering with 554 00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:27,860 a highly-delicate 555 00:14:26,192 --> 00:14:27,860 book deal. 556 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,486 I mean, human being. 557 00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:31,030 Oh. Now we're losing him. 558 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:32,448 I'm on the roof of the train. 559 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:35,284 Oh, great. 560 00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:35,284 Well, I'm teleporting there. 561 00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:38,370 Because I can do that 562 00:14:35,284 --> 00:14:38,370 because I'm a wizard. 563 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:39,496 Bloink. 564 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:44,794 Abed, there is no train. 565 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:44,794 This is not real. 566 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,421 I can't hear you. 567 00:14:44,794 --> 00:14:47,421 I'm going to the front car. 568 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:48,965 You're very clever, 569 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,633 but it stops here. 570 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:51,968 There's no more journey. 571 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:54,262 It's just you 572 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:54,262 against reality. 573 00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:56,889 And reality always wins. 574 00:14:56,889 --> 00:15:00,350 Abed, I'm unhitching the cars, 575 00:14:56,889 --> 00:15:00,350 okay? 576 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:03,813 What? Oh, give me a break. 577 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:03,813 Do you know what you're doing? 578 00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:05,940 Bloink. 579 00:15:03,813 --> 00:15:05,940 We're learning to teleport. 580 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,943 And we're helping our friend 581 00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,943 find the meaning of Christmas. 582 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:11,821 You're actually grabbing me 583 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:11,821 in real life, delinquent. 584 00:15:11,821 --> 00:15:14,073 We'll keep him away, Abed. Go. 585 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,242 Find the meaning 586 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,242 of Christmas. 587 00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:19,620 At the very least 588 00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:19,620 take notes. 589 00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:38,806 Oof. All right, 590 00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:38,806 where are we? 591 00:15:38,806 --> 00:15:40,390 Christmas train? 592 00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:42,852 I didn't wanna go home. 593 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:45,604 It's depressing there 594 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:45,604 this time of year. 595 00:16:00,119 --> 00:16:01,954 What are we looking at? 596 00:16:01,954 --> 00:16:04,373 Santa's workshop. 597 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,631 Okay. So meaning 598 00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:12,631 of Christmas, right? 599 00:16:12,631 --> 00:16:14,466 You see it? 600 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:18,304 Well, can't it just be 601 00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:18,304 anywhere? Like, there? 602 00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:21,557 Good job, Pierce. 603 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,446 It's the first season 604 00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:36,446 of Lost on DVD. 605 00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:39,367 That's the meaning of Christmas? 606 00:16:36,446 --> 00:16:39,367 No, it's a metaphor. 607 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,702 It represents lack of payoff. 608 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,702 Correct. 609 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:44,872 Thinking there was something 610 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:44,872 you could do to save Christmas, 611 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,375 turning yourself into 612 00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,375 an animated character 613 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,459 in search of 614 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,459 the holiday's meaning, 615 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:53,214 these were mechanisms 616 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:53,214 you used to escape this. 617 00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,008 This Christmas card. 618 00:16:56,008 --> 00:16:59,595 Left where you dropped it 619 00:16:56,008 --> 00:16:59,595 on the floor of your dorm. 620 00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:02,556 "Abed, I can't make it 621 00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:02,556 this year. 622 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,892 "I have a new family now. 623 00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:06,435 "You'll meet them one day. 624 00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:08,312 "You're a man now. 625 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:09,980 "Take care of Dad. 626 00:17:09,980 --> 00:17:12,400 Wash your dupa." 627 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,526 Mommy's moved on. 628 00:17:14,526 --> 00:17:18,030 New family. New life. 629 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,741 There's nothing left 630 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,741 to do now but heal. 631 00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:22,910 And share the experience 632 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:26,705 with as many reputable 633 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:26,705 journals as possible. 634 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,251 Great, look what you did 635 00:17:27,957 --> 00:17:30,251 to the kid. 636 00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:31,794 What's your article 637 00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:31,794 gonna be called? 638 00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:34,255 "Worst Shrink Ever"? 639 00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:34,255 Hey, this is not my fault. 640 00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:36,424 This is what Christmas 641 00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:36,424 does to people. 642 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:39,802 We put too much meaning into it, 643 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:39,802 and it lets us down. 644 00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,845 We beg to differ. 645 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:44,514 What are you doing back here? 646 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:44,514 Saving Christmas. 647 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:49,353 Everybody, point your magic 648 00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:49,353 Christmas weapons at him. 649 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,230 Oh, brother. 650 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,230 This is ridiculous. 651 00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:53,565 You are enabling a delusion. 652 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:55,525 The delusion 653 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:55,525 you're trying to cure 654 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:57,194 is called Christmas, 655 00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:57,194 Duncan. 656 00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,196 It's the crazy notion 657 00:17:57,194 --> 00:17:59,196 that the longest, 658 00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:00,614 coldest, darkest nights 659 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,950 can be the warmest 660 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:02,950 and brightest. 661 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,411 Yeah, and when we all agree 662 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,411 to support each other 663 00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:06,536 in that insanity, 664 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:09,039 something even 665 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:09,039 crazier happens. 666 00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,582 It becomes true. 667 00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:13,336 Works every year. 668 00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:13,336 Like clockwork. 669 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:15,754 Try telling that 670 00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:15,754 to your catatonic friend. 671 00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:18,966 I got a better idea. 672 00:18:15,754 --> 00:18:18,966 Why don't we sing it? 673 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:21,051 Wait, what? 674 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:21,051 Let's not go overboard. 675 00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:22,678 Will you commit 676 00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:22,678 to something? 677 00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:24,680 Let's sing it. 678 00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:24,680 Yeah, let's sing. 679 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,765 Can we sing 680 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,765 while we blow Duncan away? 681 00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:29,393 Absolutely. 682 00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:29,393 Ow! Ah. Ah. 683 00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:32,188 You start, Britta. 684 00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:32,188 Mm. 685 00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:33,499 And Christmas pterodactyl. 686 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,294 All right, all right. 687 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,294 I'm leaving. 688 00:19:37,294 --> 00:19:39,255 Initiate self-destruct. 689 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:42,216 Don't you think 690 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:42,216 that's a little bit...? 691 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:53,852 I get it. 692 00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:56,188 The meaning 693 00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:56,188 of Christmas is... 694 00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:58,023 the idea that Christmas 695 00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:58,023 has meaning. 696 00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,942 And it can mean 697 00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,942 whatever we want. 698 00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:02,694 For me, it used to mean 699 00:19:59,942 --> 00:20:02,694 being with my mom. 700 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:04,654 Now it means 701 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:04,654 being with you guys. 702 00:20:06,407 --> 00:20:08,409 Thanks, Lost. 703 00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:16,750 Wow. I feel 704 00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:16,750 so much better now. 705 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,295 I guess we don't need to be 706 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,295 stop motion anymore. 707 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:22,339 Well, why not just keep it going 708 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:22,339 for the rest of Christmas? 709 00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:26,093 It just feels so right. 710 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:33,058 You ever get 711 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:33,058 the urge to just...? 712 00:20:33,058 --> 00:20:34,602 Merry Christmas. 713 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:38,188 Oh, there. I said it. 714 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,329 Uh-oh. 715 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:53,329 We're stop motion again. 716 00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:54,622 Oh. Don't worry, man. 717 00:20:53,329 --> 00:20:54,622 I did this. 718 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:56,373 You did? 719 00:20:54,622 --> 00:20:56,373 Yeah, it's cool. 720 00:20:56,373 --> 00:20:57,749 Huh. Why? 721 00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:59,668 Well, I always liked 722 00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:59,668 the way fake food looked 723 00:20:59,668 --> 00:21:01,170 on those animated shows. 724 00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:02,796 Get a load of these things. 725 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,508 They stepped up a notch in 726 00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:05,508 terms of visual deliciousness. 727 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:07,968 I know what you mean. 728 00:21:05,508 --> 00:21:07,968 Look at that perfect bite. 729 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,845 It's odd that 730 00:21:07,968 --> 00:21:09,845 I see this too though. 731 00:21:09,845 --> 00:21:11,180 Yeah. 732 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,722 We're weird that way. 733 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:12,722 I'll say. 734 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:17,394 Ah. That's better. 735 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:17,394 So weird.