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It's H-A-W-T...

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Guys, what happened?

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Apparently, they found him

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unconscious on a park bench.

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Oh, my God, is he okay?

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We don't know,

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we just got here.

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He's ready for visitors now.

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He's in 1023.

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Hi.

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Oh, welcome, my old friends.

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Welcome.

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Pierce, what happened?

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We were all so worried.

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It was the pills.

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They just took me over.

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I saw awful,

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horrible things.

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Demons, Aliens, Critters 3,

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something called

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Bruce Willis' Surrogates.

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Oh.

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Abed, what are guys doing?

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It's okay, just act natural.

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Pierce asked me

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to document his life

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for historical purposes.

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At first, I said no.

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At the risk of sounding

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overly sensitive,

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I feel bored by Pierce

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as a subject.

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But I'm excited

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about the narrative

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of the documentary format.

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It's easier to tell a story

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when you can cut to people

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explaining things.

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I've called everyone here

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so that I could put my house

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in order,

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bequeath parting gifts,

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say my final words

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to each of you.

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Final words?

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You're gonna kill us?

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No, dummy,

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the pills wiped me out.

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I'm dying.

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I'm not really dying.

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Over the last few weeks,

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it's become apparent

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how little respect

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this group has for me.

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So I summoned them here

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to exact my revenge.

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See? Fish in a barrel.

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[THE 88'S "AT LEAST

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IT WAS HERE" PLAYING]

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I'm so sad,

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I don't know what to do.

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Usually if I need to cheer up,

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I make fun of Pierce,

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but now

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it'd just make me sadder.

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It's Gregory Hines

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all over again.

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I'm sure he'll be fine.

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You know how dramatic

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Pierce gets.

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Remember when

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he had the hiccups

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and pulled the fire alarm?

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Just relax.

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He's here

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because we relaxed.

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No, he's here

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because he relaxed.

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A handful of pills

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at a time.

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That's all over now,

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we're here for him.

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So there's no point

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in feeling bad.

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We know there's no point,

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we just felt like feeling it.

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Yeah, Jeff,

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what are you, Abed?

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Oh, sorry, Abed.

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No problem.

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Doesn't bother me.

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Mr. Hawthorne is ready

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to commence his bequeathings.

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Shouldn't you be telling

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that to an orderly?

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He's gonna give us gifts.

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Oh, cool.

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I mean...

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Cool.

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I don't want Pierce to die,

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but if I'm gonna get

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bequeathed upon,

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I'd liked to be bequeathed

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a drum kit

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or a signed photo

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of actor LeVar Burton.

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Those would be

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my top two wishes.

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My third wish would be

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a million wishes.

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But I'd just use them all

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on a million signed photos

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of actor LeVar Burton.

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Hello, Pierce.

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Hey.

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Hi. I got you some things

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from the gift shop

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to cheer you up.

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I got you

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a John Grisham novel

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and a funny

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little coffee mug.

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See how the flea's doormat

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says "Dog Sweet Dog"?

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Shirley, we both know

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that you and I are the most

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hated in the group.

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We do?

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And since in my absence,

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you'll be

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the new blacksheep or...

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I'm sorry, that's offensive.

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Black swan.

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I want you to have this.

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It's a compact record,

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and it contains an audio file

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of your group

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talking about you

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while you're

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out of the room.

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It's all here,

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burnt into this diskette

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by optical lasers.

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I don't believe you.

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It sounds like science fiction...

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No, I don't believe

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there's anything on that.

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Then I guess

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this is goodbye forever.

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Goodbye, Pierce.

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Smell you later.

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He said it's a recording

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of you all

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talking behind my back.

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That's ridiculous.

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That's what I told him

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because you all don't do that,

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right?

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[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT

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OVER PA]

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Mr. Hawthorne is requesting

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Sour Face.

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Knock, knock.

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Is that you, death?

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It's Britta.

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Oh.

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I just wanna tell you

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that you don't have

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to give me anything.

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I'm happy

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to spend time with you.

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Know what Dylan Thomas

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said about death?

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No, tell me.

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Okay, bluff called.

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You're the selfless one

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in the group, right?

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Haven't thought about myself

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in years.

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That's what makes you

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the perfect recipient

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of this bequeathment.

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It's a check for $10,000

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with the payee line blank.

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So that you can give it

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to the charity of your choice.

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Wow.

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Pierce, this is surprising.

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After what you gave Shirley,

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we thought you were playing

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mind games. Thank you.

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If you're so inclined,

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you could always write

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your own name in there.

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Toodles.

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I don't wanna die

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in a place like this.

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People shouldn't die

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in the place

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People magazines do.

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I hope to die

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surrounded by my family.

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Only way I'd agree to be

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by family.

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Me and Abed have an agreement.

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One dies,

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stage it

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to look like a suicide

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caused by the cancellation

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of Firefly.

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We're gonna get that show

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back on the air, buddy.

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How'd it go?

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Huh?

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Oh, fine. He gave me

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a check for $10,000

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to give to the charity

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of my choice.

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See? He's not messing with us.

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Maybe he just hates Shirley.

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What?

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Yeah, maybe.

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I need to research

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a few charities

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because some take a lot

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off the top.

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You think you're giving money

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to people that need it,

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and you're really giving it

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to some middle man

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who's gonna pay off their

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parking tickets, credit cards,

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and keep from getting

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kicked out of her place in...

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April. Hah.

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He'd like to see Annie next.

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You know what? No.

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He'll see Jeff next.

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But you're not...

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Or what?

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You'll do twice

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as much work as a doctor

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for half the pay?

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Thank you?

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Called a "complisult."

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Part compliment, part insult.

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He invented them,

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I coined the term.

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See what I just did there?

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That was an "explanabrag."

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Hello, Jeffrey.

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Pierce.

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I've thought about this day

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many times,

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but I've always imagined it

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differently.

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For starters, I thought

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you'd be the one in bed

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and I'd be a hologram.

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What?

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Never mind.

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There's no time for that now.

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Pierce. It's starting to seem

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that you're using

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the social leverage

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afforded you

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by your alleged deathbed,

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to exact complicated acts

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of psychological vengeance

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on those closest to you.

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Vengeance? Oh, no.

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I was never one

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to hold a grudge, Jeffrey.

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My father held grudges.

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I'll always hate him for that.

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You get along

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with your father?

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I got along without him.

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Oh. That's no good.

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You don't want your dad to die

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before you tell him

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how you feel.

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I'm sure.

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Let's nip this in the bud.

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Pierce, we're sorry we didn't

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respond quickly enough

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to your pill addiction.

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Is there any chance

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that apology is enough?

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Are you ready

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to be bequeathed upon, Jeff?

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Yeah. Blow my mind.

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I found your father.

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Did you now?

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William Winger,

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born Oklahoma City, 1945.

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1974,

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married Doreen Fitzgerald,

299
00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:31,123
divorced in 1983.

300
00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:33,125
Most recently,

301
00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:33,125
residing in Dorchester.

302
00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,836
Currently sitting

303
00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:35,836
in a Town Car

304
00:07:35,836 --> 00:07:38,088
on its way

305
00:07:35,836 --> 00:07:38,088
to this very hospital.

306
00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:39,965
Should be here

307
00:07:38,088 --> 00:07:39,965
in an hour or so.

308
00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:44,303
Give or take a father.

309
00:07:39,965 --> 00:07:44,303
That it?

310
00:07:44,303 --> 00:07:46,387
Yep.

311
00:07:44,303 --> 00:07:46,387
All right,

312
00:07:46,387 --> 00:07:48,223
see you at the funeral.

313
00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:53,895
And so it is bequeathed.

314
00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:02,654
What are you gonna say

315
00:08:00,902 --> 00:08:02,654
to your dad?

316
00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:04,364
I'm not gonna say anything.

317
00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:07,326
I won't have to because Pierce

318
00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:07,326
is playing head games with us.

319
00:08:07,326 --> 00:08:09,786
Decided not to listen to it.

320
00:08:07,326 --> 00:08:09,786
What?

321
00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:14,958
I'm not gonna listen to the CD

322
00:08:09,786 --> 00:08:14,958
of you guys talking about me

323
00:08:14,958 --> 00:08:16,376
because I forgive you.

324
00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:18,837
How do we know

325
00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:18,837
what we're being forgiven for?

326
00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:20,755
We don't even know

327
00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:20,755
what's on there.

328
00:08:20,755 --> 00:08:22,590
And you never have to.

329
00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,176
Hmm?

330
00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:28,972
What if he is coming?

331
00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:28,972
What are you gonna say to him?

332
00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:31,766
Here.

333
00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:31,766
I'll be him, I'll be him.

334
00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:34,435
Hi, hey.

335
00:08:34,435 --> 00:08:36,313
Hi, I'm Jeff's dad, hi.

336
00:08:36,313 --> 00:08:37,522
Hi, Jeff's dad,

337
00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:39,900
I'm Britta's dad.

338
00:08:37,522 --> 00:08:39,900
What? Why?

339
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,651
Got drunk,

340
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,651
didn't have a condom.

341
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,196
And her mom gets freaky

342
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:44,196
when she hears Oingo Boingo.

343
00:08:44,196 --> 00:08:47,199
Wish I could relate but, like

344
00:08:44,196 --> 00:08:47,199
my son, I'm a closet homosexual.

345
00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:49,368
Don't apologize.

346
00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:49,368
You're talking to the guy

347
00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,287
that banged Britta's mom.

348
00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,287
I have no standards.

349
00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:54,039
What do you say

350
00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:54,039
we take a tumble?

351
00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,416
You're under arrest,

352
00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,416
I'm an undercover cop.

353
00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,710
It's not illegal to be gay.

354
00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,710
It is here in Iran.

355
00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,379
Not when we're

356
00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:00,379
in the Green Zone.

357
00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,089
That's Iraq.

358
00:09:00,379 --> 00:09:02,089
Well, what do I know?

359
00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:04,883
I'm Jeff Winger's

360
00:09:02,089 --> 00:09:04,883
dumb gay dad.

361
00:09:06,343 --> 00:09:10,055
My father was a two-bit con man

362
00:09:06,343 --> 00:09:10,055
of so little substance,

363
00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,099
he couldn't leave a trail

364
00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,099
if he wanted to.

365
00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,309
I don't care if Pierce hired

366
00:09:12,099 --> 00:09:14,309
Scotland Yard,

367
00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:16,895
he isn't gonna track him down

368
00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:16,895
from a hospital bed.

369
00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:19,773
Money can't just make

370
00:09:16,895 --> 00:09:19,773
people appear.

371
00:09:19,773 --> 00:09:23,610
Excuse me.

372
00:09:19,773 --> 00:09:23,610
I'm looking for Troy Barnes.

373
00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:26,029
Pierce Hawthorne sent me.

374
00:09:31,910 --> 00:09:33,287
Hey, Troy?

375
00:09:35,122 --> 00:09:36,831
Hi. I'm LeVar Burton.

376
00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:42,754
Pierce got LeVar Burton

377
00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:42,754
to come here for Troy?

378
00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:44,589
Is there anyone

379
00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:44,589
he can't produce?

380
00:09:44,589 --> 00:09:46,633
Now I'm really getting mad.

381
00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:49,261
Why am I the only one

382
00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:49,261
he decided to torture?

383
00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,263
[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT

384
00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:51,263
OVER PA]

385
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,686
I told Pierce

386
00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,686
a thousand times

387
00:09:58,686 --> 00:10:01,940
I never wanted to meet LeVar

388
00:09:58,686 --> 00:10:01,940
in person!

389
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,109
I just wanted a picture!

390
00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:07,195
You can't disappoint

391
00:10:04,109 --> 00:10:07,195
a picture!

392
00:10:07,195 --> 00:10:10,449
I hate you, Pierce! Aah-hah!

393
00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:12,367
I hate you so much!

394
00:10:18,123 --> 00:10:19,374
Annie, I forgive you.

395
00:10:19,374 --> 00:10:22,210
Annie Edison?

396
00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:24,087
Your bequeathal is at hand.

397
00:10:25,422 --> 00:10:27,924
Do you have a regular job

398
00:10:25,422 --> 00:10:27,924
here?

399
00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:34,014
Annie, I know

400
00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:34,014
you're being strong for me,

401
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:35,765
I give you permission

402
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:35,765
to weep.

403
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,268
I'm crying on the inside.

404
00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:42,230
Gross. Well, in any case,

405
00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:42,230
I wanna give you this.

406
00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:46,318
It's been in my family

407
00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:46,318
for six generations.

408
00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:48,611
Now it's yours.

409
00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:50,030
Thank you.

410
00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,704
Wheelchair assist

411
00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,704
in Admitting.

412
00:10:57,704 --> 00:10:59,998
Could I please have

413
00:10:57,704 --> 00:10:59,998
a wheelchair assist

414
00:10:59,998 --> 00:11:01,375
in Admitting, please?

415
00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:04,752
Mm-mm.

416
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,384
Do you wanna see your dad?

417
00:11:07,755 --> 00:11:10,384
He's not coming.

418
00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:12,969
But do you wanna see him?

419
00:11:10,384 --> 00:11:12,969
No.

420
00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:15,055
Then why aren't you leaving?

421
00:11:15,055 --> 00:11:16,515
Because I don't care

422
00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:18,683
and I'm not gonna let him think

423
00:11:16,515 --> 00:11:18,683
that I care.

424
00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:21,061
Your dad or Pierce?

425
00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:21,061
There is no dad.

426
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,645
And get this thing

427
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:22,645
out of my face.

428
00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,356
And don't you dare

429
00:11:22,645 --> 00:11:24,356
intercut this

430
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,691
with footage of me

431
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,691
freaking out.

432
00:11:29,486 --> 00:11:30,987
Aah! Ha-ha-ha.

433
00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:33,365
Is there footage of you

434
00:11:30,987 --> 00:11:33,365
freaking out?

435
00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:35,825
Abed, I'm gonna kill you

436
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,411
and Pierce and Britta

437
00:11:37,411 --> 00:11:40,872
and anyone else who thinks

438
00:11:37,411 --> 00:11:40,872
I care about any of this.

439
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:44,251
So do you go to school

440
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:44,251
nearby?

441
00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,795
Well, are you more familiar

442
00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,795
with me

443
00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:49,923
from Star Trek

444
00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:49,923
or Reading Rainbow?

445
00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:52,675
Reading Rainbow was the show

446
00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:52,675
I hosted and produced

447
00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:54,302
for 25 years on PBS.

448
00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:56,263
Ever seen it?

449
00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:16,615
Oh. Set phasers to "love me."

450
00:12:16,615 --> 00:12:17,992
What does it mean?

451
00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:19,536
What do you mean?

452
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:22,581
No riddles. You're screwing

453
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:22,581
around with everyone.

454
00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:25,542
You gave me a tiara,

455
00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:25,542
what does it mean?

456
00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,545
Are these blood diamonds?

457
00:12:28,545 --> 00:12:31,089
Are they Holocaust diamonds?

458
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,674
No.

459
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,674
Well, what does it mean?

460
00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:36,803
It means you're my favorite.

461
00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:38,637
What does that mean?

462
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:42,392
I did it,

463
00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:42,392
I gave away the money.

464
00:12:42,392 --> 00:12:44,352
The Red Cross.

465
00:12:44,352 --> 00:12:47,105
You know what that makes me?

466
00:12:44,352 --> 00:12:47,105
A terrible person

467
00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:48,982
because if that camera

468
00:12:47,105 --> 00:12:48,982
wasn't on me,

469
00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:51,610
I would have taken that money

470
00:12:48,982 --> 00:12:51,610
right out of the mouths

471
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:55,572
of crippled, starving,

472
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:55,572
malaria-ridden refugee kids.

473
00:12:55,572 --> 00:12:58,158
And now I know that forever.

474
00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,535
Thanks, Pierce.

475
00:13:00,535 --> 00:13:04,581
Britta,

476
00:13:00,535 --> 00:13:04,581
you've got to forgive yourself.

477
00:13:04,581 --> 00:13:07,125
I've forgiven all of you

478
00:13:04,581 --> 00:13:07,125
for the horrible things...

479
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,961
Oh, for crying out loud.

480
00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:09,961
We're gonna listen to it.

481
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:13,214
I don't wanna listen to it.

482
00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:13,214
Britta, please. Britta.

483
00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:16,050
Britta, wait. Britta.

484
00:13:18,595 --> 00:13:20,763
I'll be right back.

485
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,723
Don't learn anything

486
00:13:20,763 --> 00:13:22,723
without me.

487
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,976
So how much do we all hate

488
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,976
Shirley?

489
00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:26,727
Pierce, knock it off.

490
00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:29,356
Hey, James Bond,

491
00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:29,356
stop trying to record us

492
00:13:29,356 --> 00:13:30,649
with that stupid spy pen.

493
00:13:30,649 --> 00:13:32,484
We can see the blinking light.

494
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,320
Why do you keep trying

495
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,320
to record us bad-mouthing?

496
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,696
He thinks friendship

497
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,696
is a competition,

498
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,533
he's trying

499
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,533
to get the upper hand.

500
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,826
You think Shirley's

501
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:41,826
any different?

502
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,411
Yes.

503
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,411
Moron.

504
00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:45,664
Hello.

505
00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:45,664
We do owe you an apology.

506
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:48,707
We shouldn't have said

507
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:48,707
those things about you.

508
00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:55,256
I guess the lesson here

509
00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:58,759
is that I sometimes use guilt

510
00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:58,759
as a weapon.

511
00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,011
What are you doing?

512
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,514
Oh, just shooting

513
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,514
a talking head.

514
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:05,058
Or did you want me to be

515
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:05,058
the only one

516
00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:07,435
who didn't have one?

517
00:14:07,435 --> 00:14:09,354
No, go ahead.

518
00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,357
I think it stems

519
00:14:10,397 --> 00:14:12,357
from when I was...

520
00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:18,071
So you found my father?

521
00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:20,031
Yes, he's on his way.

522
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,492
I mean,

523
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,492
if this is too much to handle,

524
00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,161
I completely understand,

525
00:14:22,492 --> 00:14:25,161
and I can call it off.

526
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,747
Actually,

527
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,747
I think I'm ready to see him.

528
00:14:27,747 --> 00:14:29,666
Good. Good for you.

529
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,753
Oh.

530
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,753
I should probably tell you.

531
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,631
If you're lying to me,

532
00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,631
if my father isn't coming,

533
00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:39,718
if a car pulls up and anyone

534
00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:39,718
other than my father steps out,

535
00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:41,678
say, an actor,

536
00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:41,678
or you in a wig,

537
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:44,556
if you pull any Ferris Bueller,

538
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:44,556
Parent Trap, Three's Company,

539
00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:47,892
F/X, F/X2: The Deadly Art

540
00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:47,892
of Illusion ********,

541
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,436
I will beat you.

542
00:14:49,436 --> 00:14:53,440
And there will be nothing

543
00:14:49,436 --> 00:14:53,440
madcap or wacky about it.

544
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,568
Understood?

545
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,568
Crystal.

546
00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:10,831
Hi.

547
00:15:09,581 --> 00:15:10,831
Hey.

548
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,792
I'm LeVar.

549
00:15:10,831 --> 00:15:12,792
Oh, I know.

550
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,335
I was a huge fan of Rebop.

551
00:15:14,335 --> 00:15:16,045
It was canceled

552
00:15:14,335 --> 00:15:16,045
before I was born,

553
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,673
but I scored

554
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:18,673
some VHS copies.

555
00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:21,217
I was nostalgic

556
00:15:18,673 --> 00:15:21,217
from a very early age.

557
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,885
Cool.

558
00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:25,388
Hey, you know, I assumed

559
00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:25,388
that Troy was a fan,

560
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,390
but he hasn't said a word

561
00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,390
since I got here.

562
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,392
And now I've gotta catch

563
00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,392
this flight...

564
00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:30,893
No, no, you can't go.

565
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,647
He loves you. He talks

566
00:15:30,893 --> 00:15:33,647
about you all the time.

567
00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:34,981
How much would it cost

568
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,108
to change your flight

569
00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,108
till tomorrow?

570
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:40,487
Is $261 enough?

571
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:40,487
Because that's all I've got.

572
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:43,156
That's all you've got?

573
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:43,156
Yeah.

574
00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:47,910
No, you keep your money.

575
00:15:43,156 --> 00:15:47,910
I'll reschedule.

576
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,581
Oh, my God, Thank you.

577
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,581
He's gonna be so happy.

578
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,833
You know,

579
00:15:51,581 --> 00:15:53,833
you are a very generous friend.

580
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,169
But you're really stupid

581
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,169
with your money.

582
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,215
It's not that I'm selfish,

583
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,215
it's just that

584
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,760
I'm really stupid

585
00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,760
with my money.

586
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,762
Which is why

587
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,762
I'll never have a lot of it.

588
00:16:05,762 --> 00:16:08,598
And because

589
00:16:05,762 --> 00:16:08,598
I'm a really generous friend.

590
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:11,225
Problem solved,

591
00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:11,225
dilemma deleted.

592
00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:13,645
Britta for the win.

593
00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:16,856
Oh. Thank God

594
00:16:14,688 --> 00:16:16,856
he didn't take it.

595
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:20,568
Could you imagine bouncing

596
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:20,568
a check to Kunta Kinte?

597
00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,511
Hello?

598
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:50,139
Jeffrey? This is your father.

599
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,391
Uh-huh.

600
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:53,727
It's me,

601
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:53,727
here in this sedan.

602
00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:56,479
See? I'm waving.

603
00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:59,273
I'm sorry I can't come

604
00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:59,273
any closer, my boy.

605
00:16:59,273 --> 00:17:01,776
This is too difficult.

606
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,986
You look too much

607
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,986
like your mother.

608
00:17:03,986 --> 00:17:06,489
No, don't come closer.

609
00:17:03,986 --> 00:17:06,489
As you were.

610
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:08,449
I have to catch a flight

611
00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:08,449
to Katmandu,

612
00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:09,950
but I just wanted to say,

613
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,746
cherish the new friends

614
00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,746
that you've made.

615
00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:15,874
They're your true family

616
00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:15,874
now.

617
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,920
No, don't open... It'll be

618
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,920
too hard on both of us. Aah!

619
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,464
Son of a...

620
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,464
Jeffrey, I'm dying.

621
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:25,091
Quiet.

622
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:27,093
Jeff!

623
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:27,093
No, no, no.

624
00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:29,303
When you improvise a plan,

625
00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:31,097
sometimes you hit

626
00:17:29,303 --> 00:17:31,097
a speed bump,

627
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:34,183
and sometimes you hit it

628
00:17:31,097 --> 00:17:34,183
so hard,

629
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,477
that you soar

630
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,477
through the air,

631
00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,979
far beyond

632
00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:38,979
your initial expectations.

633
00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:41,858
I set out to take revenge

634
00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:41,858
on Jeff Winger,

635
00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:44,402
to scare him

636
00:17:41,858 --> 00:17:44,402
with the ghost of his father.

637
00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:48,281
Instead, I took over the role

638
00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:48,281
of his father.

639
00:17:48,281 --> 00:17:50,825
Helped make him

640
00:17:48,281 --> 00:17:50,825
a better man.

641
00:17:50,825 --> 00:17:52,201
It'll be a long time

642
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,162
before Jeff Winger

643
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,162
underestimates me again.

644
00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:57,457
Ha-ha-ha... Ow, ow, ow!

645
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,668
Why would you

646
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,668
do something like this?

647
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,962
Come on, Jeff.

648
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,962
What?

649
00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:08,468
Because I'm sick of you people

650
00:18:04,631 --> 00:18:08,468
not taking me seriously.

651
00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,344
You forget my birthday.

652
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,681
You don't invite me to your

653
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:13,681
Dungeons & Dragons games

654
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:15,892
or your secret trampoline.

655
00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:19,019
You guys think

656
00:18:15,892 --> 00:18:19,019
I'm some kind of a joke.

657
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:21,481
This isn't disproving

658
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:21,481
the theory.

659
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:25,067
Good point.

660
00:18:22,816 --> 00:18:25,067
What'd you say?

661
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,027
No, Jeff.

662
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,027
What did you say?

663
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:30,782
Apparently, I need to say

664
00:18:27,027 --> 00:18:30,782
some things to my father.

665
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:35,202
Things that I may have

666
00:18:30,782 --> 00:18:35,202
screamed at Pierce instead.

667
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:38,706
I'm not saying

668
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:38,706
he doesn't deserve it,

669
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,459
but my father deserves it

670
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,459
too.

671
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:44,211
Pierce?

672
00:18:45,463 --> 00:18:46,840
I figured out your test.

673
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:51,469
Crowns, presents,

674
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:51,469
punishments, favorites.

675
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:54,430
You're trying to show me

676
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:54,430
the dangers of my own elitism.

677
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:57,266
My constant striving

678
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:57,266
to be the best.

679
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,854
So I'm re-queathing

680
00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,854
this tiara.

681
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:03,230
If I become the person

682
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,525
who thinks it's their place

683
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,525
to pick favorites

684
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:09,403
and torture the rest,

685
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:09,403
I'll die sad and alone.

686
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:12,824
And that's what you were trying

687
00:19:09,403 --> 00:19:12,824
to teach me.

688
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:17,161
Very good, Annie. You pass.

689
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,752
She's actually

690
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,752
just my favorite.

691
00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:30,675
I thought

692
00:19:28,589 --> 00:19:30,675
the documentary format

693
00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:32,385
would be like

694
00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:32,385
fish in a barrel.

695
00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:34,554
But as is the case

696
00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:34,554
with a real barrel of fish,

697
00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:38,391
after a while it can become

698
00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:38,391
cramped, chaotic and stinky.

699
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,061
Fortunately,

700
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,061
if your documentary

701
00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:44,063
is turning out

702
00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:44,063
just as messy as real life,

703
00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:45,940
wrap it up

704
00:19:44,063 --> 00:19:45,940
with random shots

705
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,943
which, when cut together

706
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,943
under a generic voice-over,

707
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:52,488
suggest a profound

708
00:19:48,943 --> 00:19:52,488
thematic connection.

709
00:19:52,488 --> 00:19:56,075
I'm not knocking it.

710
00:19:52,488 --> 00:19:56,075
It works.

711
00:19:56,075 --> 00:19:57,744
Guys.

712
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,667
Oh.

713
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,253
ANNIE & SHIRLEY:

714
00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:07,253
Aww.

715
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:14,093
Jeff and I became kind of like

716
00:20:08,671 --> 00:20:14,093
father and son today.

717
00:20:14,093 --> 00:20:16,554
No, we did not.

718
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:23,227
Troy, I am telling you, man,

719
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:23,227
this salmon is really good.

720
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,649
Would you mind

721
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,649
passing me the pepper?

722
00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:59,513
Oh, well.

723
00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:59,513
More fish for Kunta.