1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,898 I can't believe 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,898 this is our 20th 3 00:00:04,898 --> 00:00:07,609 and final anthropology 4 00:00:04,898 --> 00:00:07,609 diorama of the year. 5 00:00:07,609 --> 00:00:10,154 I can't believe our assignment 6 00:00:07,609 --> 00:00:10,154 is making a diorama 7 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:12,447 of us making 8 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:12,447 our 19th diorama. 9 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,825 That's kind of weird. 10 00:00:14,825 --> 00:00:17,869 Oh, come on. 11 00:00:14,825 --> 00:00:17,869 My forehead is not this big. 12 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:23,959 Troy, can you pass me 13 00:00:20,538 --> 00:00:23,959 that paintbrush? 14 00:00:27,671 --> 00:00:29,256 My monkey! 15 00:00:29,256 --> 00:00:30,715 My monkey 16 00:00:29,256 --> 00:00:30,715 took that paintbrush 17 00:00:30,715 --> 00:00:31,967 and went into that vent. 18 00:00:31,967 --> 00:00:33,927 Oh, I miss him so much. 19 00:00:35,428 --> 00:00:37,973 Someone's got to go after him. 20 00:00:35,428 --> 00:00:37,973 I got this. 21 00:00:39,641 --> 00:00:41,226 What are you doing? 22 00:00:39,641 --> 00:00:41,226 Trust me. 23 00:00:41,226 --> 00:00:44,437 I know these vents 24 00:00:41,226 --> 00:00:44,437 like the back of my Chang. 25 00:00:44,437 --> 00:00:46,690 Holy... 26 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:47,899 Is that a new stereotype? 27 00:00:57,742 --> 00:00:59,203 Oh, my God. 28 00:00:59,203 --> 00:01:00,704 Did you find him? 29 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:02,497 Is that a new 30 00:01:00,704 --> 00:01:02,497 stereotype? 31 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:04,208 No, and no. 32 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,084 But there's 33 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:06,084 all kinds of stuff in here. 34 00:01:06,084 --> 00:01:08,086 Guys, you won't believe this. 35 00:01:08,086 --> 00:01:12,716 Ooh. It's like a sentimental 36 00:01:08,086 --> 00:01:12,716 treasure pile. 37 00:01:12,716 --> 00:01:15,593 Oh, that's my spoon. 38 00:01:15,593 --> 00:01:18,055 No! 39 00:01:18,055 --> 00:01:19,806 Oh, Hubba Bubba. 40 00:01:18,055 --> 00:01:19,806 Cool. 41 00:01:19,806 --> 00:01:22,017 I thought 42 00:01:19,806 --> 00:01:22,017 they stopped making this. 43 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:26,063 [THE 88'S "AT LEAST 44 00:01:24,393 --> 00:01:26,063 IT WAS HERE" PLAYING] 45 00:01:51,088 --> 00:01:53,298 And that's all of it. 46 00:01:53,298 --> 00:01:55,759 Good. That means you can 47 00:01:53,298 --> 00:01:55,759 put your clothes back on. 48 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:57,427 Uh-uh. 49 00:01:55,759 --> 00:01:57,427 I'm going back in. 50 00:01:57,427 --> 00:01:58,762 Why? 51 00:01:58,762 --> 00:02:00,805 Monkey took my spoon. 52 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:07,020 It's like a reverse cow birth. 53 00:02:04,101 --> 00:02:07,020 Annie, look! 54 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,022 All of your purple pens 55 00:02:07,020 --> 00:02:09,022 are here. 56 00:02:09,022 --> 00:02:10,941 Do you remember 57 00:02:09,022 --> 00:02:10,941 when you got so mad 58 00:02:10,941 --> 00:02:13,110 because you thought 59 00:02:10,941 --> 00:02:13,110 someone was stealing them? 60 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:16,446 There are so many memories 61 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:16,446 in this pile. 62 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:17,906 Look. 63 00:02:17,906 --> 00:02:19,616 Whoa. The deputy's badge 64 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:22,327 from when we spent that day 65 00:02:19,616 --> 00:02:22,327 in that old ghost town. 66 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:23,494 Oh, yeah. 67 00:02:23,494 --> 00:02:25,289 We have to find 68 00:02:23,494 --> 00:02:25,289 the saloon. 69 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:27,582 Every building 70 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:27,582 is a saloon. 71 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,918 We gotta go! 72 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,918 Get the tarnation back here, 73 00:02:29,918 --> 00:02:31,502 you city-slicking sons of... 74 00:02:35,548 --> 00:02:37,592 That was one of the best days 75 00:02:35,548 --> 00:02:37,592 of the whole year, 76 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,094 and I almost totally 77 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,094 forgot about it. 78 00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:40,678 We almost totally 79 00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:40,678 got shot. 80 00:02:40,678 --> 00:02:43,056 Yeah, but by a prospector 81 00:02:40,678 --> 00:02:43,056 in red long underwear. 82 00:02:43,056 --> 00:02:44,891 How cool was that? 83 00:02:44,891 --> 00:02:46,768 Glad you had fun. 84 00:02:44,891 --> 00:02:46,768 By the way, 85 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:50,981 that dude was hard-core racist, 86 00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:50,981 like 1800s Disney-style. 87 00:02:50,981 --> 00:02:53,858 We learned new ways 88 00:02:50,981 --> 00:02:53,858 to hate ourselves. 89 00:02:53,858 --> 00:02:56,527 Hey, glee club trophy. 90 00:02:56,527 --> 00:02:59,406 You guys remember when we had 91 00:02:56,527 --> 00:02:59,406 to fill in for glee club? 92 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:07,414 [BOTH HUMMING 93 00:03:03,492 --> 00:03:07,414 UPBEAT MELODY] 94 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,844 Guys, that's not 95 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,844 a fond memory. 96 00:03:20,844 --> 00:03:23,138 We won, like, 70 awards. 97 00:03:20,844 --> 00:03:23,138 Yeah, but the reason 98 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:26,350 we had to fill in for glee club 99 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:26,350 was because they... 100 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:28,018 died. 101 00:03:28,018 --> 00:03:30,145 Their bus crashed. 102 00:03:30,145 --> 00:03:34,107 I know, but I was 103 00:03:30,145 --> 00:03:34,107 remembering around that part. 104 00:03:34,107 --> 00:03:35,692 Yeah, focus on the positives, 105 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:38,195 like we got that 106 00:03:35,692 --> 00:03:38,195 cool new bus driver. 107 00:03:38,195 --> 00:03:41,031 Nice try, Britta, 108 00:03:38,195 --> 00:03:41,031 but it's been a dark year. 109 00:03:41,031 --> 00:03:42,491 Pierce got 110 00:03:41,031 --> 00:03:42,491 hooked on painkillers. 111 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:43,992 Shirley's having 112 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:43,992 an unplanned baby. 113 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:45,743 And apparently, 114 00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:45,743 Chang is in the group? 115 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:48,497 It's true. 116 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:48,497 God hates us. 117 00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:51,666 Remember when Abed had a total 118 00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:51,666 mental breakdown at Christmas? 119 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,418 That was adorable 120 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,418 and magical. 121 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:55,295 He thought 122 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:55,295 everything was claymation. 123 00:03:55,295 --> 00:03:57,381 Yeah. 124 00:03:57,381 --> 00:03:58,840 But everything wasn't. 125 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,176 And what do you see now, 126 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,176 Abed? 127 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:02,635 A candy cane forest. 128 00:04:02,635 --> 00:04:04,513 We're all running through 129 00:04:02,635 --> 00:04:04,513 the candy cane forest. 130 00:04:04,513 --> 00:04:06,097 Oh, careful, 131 00:04:04,513 --> 00:04:06,097 don't trip on a gumdrop. 132 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:07,765 Oh, no, I tripped! 133 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:08,975 On a gumdrop! 134 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:11,478 Yay. 135 00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:11,478 Let's find Santa some more. 136 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,273 Well, I think this year 137 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,273 was awesome. 138 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:17,484 Full of good times 139 00:04:15,273 --> 00:04:17,484 with great people. 140 00:04:17,484 --> 00:04:18,943 Come on, you guys. 141 00:04:18,943 --> 00:04:21,612 Stop focusing on all the 142 00:04:18,943 --> 00:04:21,612 bad stuff and dig deep. 143 00:04:21,612 --> 00:04:23,240 Abed, you're a computer. 144 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,783 Scan your mainframe 145 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,783 for some juicy memories. 146 00:04:37,462 --> 00:04:39,047 Jeff and Britta 147 00:04:37,462 --> 00:04:39,047 are having secret sex. 148 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:44,344 Exhibit A, the one thing 149 00:04:40,673 --> 00:04:44,344 I do remember from Halloween. 150 00:04:45,845 --> 00:04:47,638 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING 151 00:04:45,845 --> 00:04:47,638 OVER SPEAKERS] 152 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:48,973 Hi. 153 00:04:47,638 --> 00:04:48,973 Hi. 154 00:04:48,973 --> 00:04:51,309 You need some help in there? 155 00:04:48,973 --> 00:04:51,309 Yeah, well, 156 00:04:51,309 --> 00:04:54,854 I can't use my hands 157 00:04:51,309 --> 00:04:54,854 in this costume, so... 158 00:05:04,239 --> 00:05:05,823 Well, uh... 159 00:05:04,239 --> 00:05:05,823 Exhibit B. 160 00:05:05,823 --> 00:05:07,867 Something I overheard 161 00:05:05,823 --> 00:05:07,867 during Christmas. 162 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:10,703 Why would I want to be in 163 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:10,703 a school that hates Christmas? 164 00:05:10,703 --> 00:05:14,624 He's got a point. Kidding. 165 00:05:10,703 --> 00:05:14,624 What are you doing later? 166 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,876 How about some holiday benefits? 167 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,876 Hey. 168 00:05:16,876 --> 00:05:19,588 Ixnay in front of Uncan-day. 169 00:05:19,588 --> 00:05:21,005 Hm. 170 00:05:22,382 --> 00:05:23,633 Finally, exhibit C, 171 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:24,968 the curious circumstances 172 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:26,344 following 173 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:26,344 the exciting conclusion 174 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:27,929 of our St. Patrick's Day 175 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:27,929 adventure. 176 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:31,308 Really? 177 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:31,308 Yeah. 178 00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:33,851 Oh! 179 00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:33,851 Abed! 180 00:05:33,851 --> 00:05:36,438 Uh... Uh, uh... 181 00:05:33,851 --> 00:05:36,438 A leprechaun took our clothes. 182 00:05:36,438 --> 00:05:40,233 And you can never 183 00:05:36,438 --> 00:05:40,233 tell anyone, okay? 184 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:46,655 Okay, so we hooked up 185 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:46,655 a few times, 186 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:49,033 but there's a much larger 187 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:49,033 issue here. 188 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:50,535 We are friends 189 00:05:49,033 --> 00:05:50,535 with a grown man 190 00:05:50,535 --> 00:05:52,412 that clearly believes 191 00:05:50,535 --> 00:05:52,412 in leprechauns. 192 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:03,214 Didn't we decide 193 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:03,214 at the beginning of the year 194 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:04,591 that for the good 195 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:04,591 of the group 196 00:06:04,591 --> 00:06:06,510 we wouldn't allow 197 00:06:04,591 --> 00:06:06,510 any intimacy 198 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,470 between each other 199 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,470 or ourselves? 200 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:11,014 Troy, 201 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:11,014 we never said ourselves. 202 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:14,017 Okay, now I'm really mad. 203 00:06:11,014 --> 00:06:14,017 So am I. 204 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:16,311 Now we know why 205 00:06:14,017 --> 00:06:16,311 our year's been so horrible. 206 00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:18,729 It's not God that hates us. 207 00:06:16,311 --> 00:06:18,729 It's Jeff and Britta. 208 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:20,649 Oh, please. 209 00:06:18,729 --> 00:06:20,649 If we were ruining your year, 210 00:06:20,649 --> 00:06:22,317 why didn't you 211 00:06:20,649 --> 00:06:22,317 even know about it? 212 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:25,195 Maybe we were so distracted 213 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:25,195 by all the other times 214 00:06:25,195 --> 00:06:26,988 you two put yourselves 215 00:06:25,195 --> 00:06:26,988 before the group. 216 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:30,408 What? When have we ever 217 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:30,408 put ourselves before the group? 218 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:33,370 You want examples? 219 00:06:30,408 --> 00:06:33,370 I think they want some examples. 220 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,622 Okay, let's give them 221 00:06:33,370 --> 00:06:35,622 some examples. 222 00:06:35,622 --> 00:06:37,541 Troy, drop a beat. 223 00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:41,294 Just give them some examples. 224 00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:41,294 Fine. 225 00:06:44,047 --> 00:06:45,923 Chipmunk. 226 00:06:48,801 --> 00:06:53,264 Mm. Impressive, Mr. Winger. 227 00:06:48,801 --> 00:06:53,264 Someone's going to regionals. 228 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:56,893 It's a special cape. 229 00:06:56,893 --> 00:06:58,727 A cape for justice. 230 00:06:58,727 --> 00:06:59,979 What are you doing? 231 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:01,439 There's rioting 232 00:06:59,979 --> 00:07:01,439 in Tunisia! 233 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:02,731 The Cape 234 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:02,731 is premiering. 235 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:04,859 Humanity is premiering, 236 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:04,859 you jags. 237 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,030 We need to talk. 238 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,700 These people are giving out 239 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,700 free iPhones! 240 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,117 What? 241 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,117 No, no. 242 00:07:13,117 --> 00:07:15,119 No! 243 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:30,260 This habitat 244 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:30,260 was for humanity. 245 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,095 Whoever did it, 246 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,095 step forward. 247 00:07:38,017 --> 00:07:40,228 You five are in big trouble. 248 00:07:40,228 --> 00:07:41,812 Jeff and Britta, 249 00:07:40,228 --> 00:07:41,812 you're free to go. 250 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:43,189 Because you didn't 251 00:07:41,812 --> 00:07:43,189 step forward, 252 00:07:43,189 --> 00:07:45,483 and are therefore innocent. 253 00:07:46,984 --> 00:07:48,778 You can't ignore the facts. 254 00:07:48,778 --> 00:07:50,697 You two are ruining 255 00:07:48,778 --> 00:07:50,697 this group. 256 00:07:50,697 --> 00:07:52,741 Just because we're good-looking 257 00:07:52,741 --> 00:07:54,825 doesn't make us villains. 258 00:07:52,741 --> 00:07:54,825 Yeah. Are you sure you guys 259 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:57,078 have the group's 260 00:07:54,825 --> 00:07:57,078 best interests at heart? 261 00:07:57,078 --> 00:07:59,623 Feast your ear tongues 262 00:07:57,078 --> 00:07:59,623 on these memory pops. 263 00:07:59,623 --> 00:08:02,333 Pierce, 264 00:07:59,623 --> 00:08:02,333 you've had three flu shots. 265 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,127 That's for 266 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,127 the day-care center. 267 00:08:04,127 --> 00:08:07,004 I'll be a living god! 268 00:08:07,004 --> 00:08:09,340 I'm glad you're considering 269 00:08:07,004 --> 00:08:09,340 the exciting opportunity 270 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,718 of selling Lady Miss Lady 271 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,718 cosmetics. 272 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:13,428 Please, 273 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:13,428 open your starter kits. 274 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:19,559 Okay, now that the seals 275 00:08:16,681 --> 00:08:19,559 have been broken, 276 00:08:19,559 --> 00:08:21,185 you each owe me $50. 277 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:39,496 I'm Jeff Winger. 278 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:41,998 Does this hard-boiled egg 279 00:08:39,496 --> 00:08:41,998 make me look fat? 280 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:44,709 My name is Jeff Winger. 281 00:08:41,998 --> 00:08:44,709 I love working this BlackBerry 282 00:08:44,709 --> 00:08:47,754 because it tones my thumbs. 283 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,015 It was a particularly 284 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:59,015 small egg. 285 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:01,559 That's why I was asking. 286 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,854 You can yell at me all you want. 287 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,854 I've seen enough movies 288 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:08,858 to know that popping the back 289 00:09:04,854 --> 00:09:08,858 of a raft makes it go faster. 290 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,085 Show's gonna last 291 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,085 three weeks! 292 00:09:28,085 --> 00:09:29,920 Six seasons and a movie! 293 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,340 Pierce, you can't sneak up on me 294 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,340 like that. 295 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,300 When I'm startled, 296 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:34,300 my training takes over. 297 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:36,720 Hello! 298 00:09:38,722 --> 00:09:41,140 Those are just stories 299 00:09:38,722 --> 00:09:41,140 about us being cute. 300 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,475 You guys go out of your way 301 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:44,352 to endanger the fabric 302 00:09:42,475 --> 00:09:44,352 of this group. 303 00:09:44,352 --> 00:09:45,936 Yeah, leave our fabric alone. 304 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,523 You guys aren't seeing 305 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,523 the bigger picture. 306 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:51,942 We compartmentalized our libidos 307 00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:51,942 for the good of the group. 308 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:54,278 Oh, you compartmentalized, 309 00:09:51,942 --> 00:09:54,278 did you? 310 00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:56,239 Then what's been going on 311 00:09:54,278 --> 00:09:56,239 with us all year? 312 00:09:58,575 --> 00:10:00,785 What are you talking about? 313 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:04,581 I'm talking 314 00:10:00,785 --> 00:10:04,581 about the Annie of it all. 315 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:08,376 The long looks, 316 00:10:04,581 --> 00:10:08,376 the stolen glances. 317 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,961 The general atmosphere of 318 00:10:08,376 --> 00:10:10,961 "Would they, might they?" 319 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,757 Annie, I think you're 320 00:10:10,961 --> 00:10:13,757 reading into some things. 321 00:10:13,757 --> 00:10:15,091 Oh, really? 322 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:17,510 [SARA BAREILLES' 323 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:17,510 "GRAVITY" PLAYS] 324 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:32,460 Oh, give me a break. 325 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,086 I mean, 326 00:11:32,460 --> 00:11:34,086 you could do the same thing 327 00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:35,379 with Pierce and Abed. 328 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,759 [SARA BAREILLES' 329 00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:39,759 "GRAVITY" PLAYS] 330 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,726 Yeah, let's be honest, there's 331 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,726 more between you and Annie 332 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:32,228 than between me and Pierce. 333 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:32,228 How dare you? 334 00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:36,148 Abed, it's called chemistry. 335 00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:36,148 I have it with everybody. 336 00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:39,318 Everybody? I haven't felt any 337 00:12:36,148 --> 00:12:39,318 of that chemistry coming my way. 338 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:42,405 I don't know if you're racist 339 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:42,405 or I intimidate you sexually, 340 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,781 but I know 341 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,781 it's one of those two. 342 00:12:43,781 --> 00:12:45,157 Dean-a-ling-a-ling. 343 00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:47,994 I was heading to judge 344 00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:47,994 our belated carnival 345 00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:50,371 when I heard you guys 346 00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:50,371 having a tiff. 347 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,748 What's the rumpus? 348 00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,457 We were debating 349 00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,457 how many times per year 350 00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:55,376 a man can drop 351 00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:55,376 in a study room 352 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,587 in a dumb costume 353 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,587 with irrelevant news. 354 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,173 Dean-yow! 355 00:13:01,173 --> 00:13:03,384 It's Feline Aids 356 00:13:01,173 --> 00:13:03,384 Awareness day, folks, 357 00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:05,720 so let's whip it 358 00:13:03,384 --> 00:13:05,720 in the keister. 359 00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:13,895 Guys, Greendale's music 360 00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:13,895 department is flat "baroque," 361 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:16,188 so we are having 362 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:16,188 a fundraiser. 363 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:23,153 Why, it's time to Tina "Turner" 364 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:23,153 the clocks ahead. 365 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,822 Happy daylight savings! 366 00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:28,242 Deanie, vidi, vici! 367 00:13:24,822 --> 00:13:28,242 I came, I saw, 368 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,828 I conquered 369 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,828 the idea of a free 370 00:13:30,828 --> 00:13:33,706 Caesar-salad bar 371 00:13:30,828 --> 00:13:33,706 in the cafeteria. 372 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:37,085 Frankly, my dear, 373 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:37,085 I don't give a dean. 374 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,669 That's right. 375 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:41,881 Greendale presents 376 00:13:38,669 --> 00:13:41,881 "Gone With the Windows," 377 00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:45,342 where we'll celebrate 378 00:13:41,881 --> 00:13:45,342 our new energy-conscious windows 379 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:46,761 with a cotillion. 380 00:13:48,012 --> 00:13:50,514 Oop. 381 00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:52,016 Okay. 382 00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:00,775 Well, I guess 383 00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:00,775 we don't see our patterns 384 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:03,569 until they're all laid out 385 00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:03,569 in front of us. 386 00:14:05,529 --> 00:14:08,365 Thank you for being 387 00:14:05,529 --> 00:14:08,365 so nice about it. 388 00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:12,036 Oh, dean. Dean. 389 00:14:08,365 --> 00:14:12,036 Can we please stop fighting? 390 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,747 We're starting to hurt 391 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,747 innocent perverts. 392 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,082 I don't want to stop. 393 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,667 We're airing 394 00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:17,667 out this dirty laundry. 395 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,252 After that, 396 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,252 we'll stop fighting forever. 397 00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:23,965 Am I the only one that remembers 398 00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:23,965 our horrible camping trip? 399 00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,633 "Some-mores," not "s'mores." 400 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:27,343 No, you're saying it wrong. 401 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:28,970 I just found out about it. 402 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,972 It's pronounced "s'mores." 403 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:33,599 Yeah, it's a contraction 404 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:33,599 of "some mores." 405 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:34,976 So contract it. 406 00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:36,978 Stop saying "some-mores" 407 00:14:34,976 --> 00:14:36,978 unless you "can not." 408 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:40,023 Guys! 409 00:14:36,978 --> 00:14:40,023 We need to stop fighting. 410 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:41,691 No, we don't. 411 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:41,691 It's good 412 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:43,233 that we're getting 413 00:14:41,691 --> 00:14:43,233 all this out there. 414 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,277 After this, 415 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,277 we'll stop fighting. 416 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:48,197 That's what we said when we were 417 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:48,197 painting Shirley's nursery. 418 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,116 I was talking about the paint. 419 00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:51,492 You were being racist. 420 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,410 When I'm being racist, 421 00:14:51,492 --> 00:14:53,410 you'll know. 422 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,329 Guys. Guys. Guys! 423 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,581 Let's not repeat 424 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,581 events of Caesar Salad Day. 425 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:03,921 We need more people like 426 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:03,921 Ralph Nader in this country! 427 00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:06,007 He was promoting 428 00:15:03,921 --> 00:15:06,007 automotive safety! 429 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,057 Troy, your nose is bleeding. 430 00:15:14,057 --> 00:15:15,725 Abed, stop being meta. 431 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,810 Why do you always 432 00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,810 take whatever happens 433 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,563 and shove it up its own ass? 434 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,563 He's not being meta. 435 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,940 He's pointing out 436 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,940 what none of us acknowledge. 437 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,735 It's all of us. 438 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,735 This group is toxic. 439 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:27,695 We fight about fighting 440 00:15:25,735 --> 00:15:27,695 about fighting. 441 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,488 We're sick. 442 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,488 I hate us! 443 00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:30,990 Well, what do we do now? 444 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,742 We could do 445 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,742 what we always do. 446 00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:35,828 Storm out in a huff and say 447 00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:35,828 that the group is breaking up. 448 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,843 Troy, pass me 449 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:50,843 that paintbrush, please. 450 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,151 Does anybody have any iodine? 451 00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:10,279 How many vents are you gonna 452 00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:10,279 crawl out of this year? 453 00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:16,994 That's it. We're done. 454 00:16:16,994 --> 00:16:19,956 Yeah. Done. 455 00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:22,250 See you all tomorrow. 456 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,668 You guys, wait. 457 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,668 I wanna say something. 458 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,171 You don't have to save us with 459 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:27,171 a speech. We're not breaking up. 460 00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:29,215 So we don't need 461 00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:29,215 to get back together. 462 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,634 I know I don't have to, 463 00:16:29,215 --> 00:16:31,634 but I want to. 464 00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:35,679 Look, we've known each other 465 00:16:31,634 --> 00:16:35,679 for almost two years now. 466 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:39,225 And, yeah, in that time, 467 00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:39,225 I've given a lot of speeches, 468 00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:41,685 but they all have 469 00:16:39,225 --> 00:16:41,685 one thing in common. 470 00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:43,896 They're all different. 471 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:46,274 These drug runners 472 00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:46,274 aren't gonna execute Pierce 473 00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:47,483 because he's racist. 474 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,444 It's a locomotive 475 00:16:47,483 --> 00:16:50,444 that runs on us. 476 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,905 And the only sharks 477 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,905 in that water... 478 00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:56,951 Are the emotional ghosts 479 00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:56,951 that I like to call fear. 480 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:59,245 Anchovies. 481 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:59,245 Fear. 482 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:02,331 And the dangers 483 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:02,331 of ingesting mercury. Ah! 484 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:06,169 Because the real bugs 485 00:17:02,331 --> 00:17:06,169 aren't the ones in those beds. 486 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:08,796 And there's no such thing 487 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:08,796 as a free Caesar salad. 488 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:10,422 And even if there were... 489 00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:14,468 The Cape still might find 490 00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:14,468 a second life on cable. 491 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:15,803 And I'll tell you why. 492 00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:20,641 That water is a lie! 493 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,810 Harrison Ford 494 00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,810 is irradiating our testicles 495 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,770 with microwave 496 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:24,770 satellite transmissions! 497 00:17:24,770 --> 00:17:26,314 So maybe we are caught 498 00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:28,732 in an endless cycle of screw-ups 499 00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:28,732 and hurt feelings, 500 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:32,028 but I choose to believe 501 00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:32,028 it's just the universe's way 502 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,031 of molding us 503 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:35,031 into some kind of super group. 504 00:17:35,031 --> 00:17:37,449 Like the Traveling Wilburys. 505 00:17:35,031 --> 00:17:37,449 Yes, Troy. 506 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:40,286 Like the Traveling Wilburys 507 00:17:37,449 --> 00:17:40,286 of pain, 508 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:43,873 prepared for any insane 509 00:17:40,286 --> 00:17:43,873 adventure life throws our way. 510 00:17:43,873 --> 00:17:45,499 I don't know about you, 511 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,335 but I'm looking forward 512 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,335 to every one of them. 513 00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:51,172 Oh, Jeffrey. 514 00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:51,172 Oh, Jeff. 515 00:17:52,173 --> 00:17:54,175 Jeffrey, Jeffrey. 516 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,512 Well, I guess 517 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,512 we can get through anything. 518 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,306 So it's probably okay 519 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,306 if you and Britta 520 00:18:00,306 --> 00:18:02,350 want to keep, you know, 521 00:18:00,306 --> 00:18:02,350 hooking up. 522 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,935 I don't mind so much. 523 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:04,935 I'm cool with it. 524 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:07,688 God cares. 525 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:07,688 Have fun tonight. 526 00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,026 So... 527 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:14,945 guess we don't have to keep 528 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:14,945 sneaking around anymore. 529 00:18:14,945 --> 00:18:16,655 Yeah, I guess not. 530 00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:22,786 Wanna stop doing this? Yeah. 531 00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:22,786 Wanna stop doing this? Yeah. 532 00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:24,705 It's not you, it's me. 533 00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:24,705 It's you. 534 00:18:26,957 --> 00:18:28,751 Hey, guys. 535 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:30,211 Hey, guys. 536 00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:33,089 Hey, you guys 537 00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:33,089 remember the time when...? 538 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,015 Those guys don't care 539 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:43,015 who they hurt, do they? 540 00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:46,727 You know, I still don't even 541 00:18:43,015 --> 00:18:46,727 know if I'm in the group. 542 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,981 [SARA BAREILLES' 543 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,981 "GRAVITY" PLAYS] 544 00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:55,111 Hey, you and I have had 545 00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:55,111 some pretty good times, huh? 546 00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:57,446 Ow! Ow! 547 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:59,448 Aah! Ow! 548 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:01,575 Ow! Ow! 549 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:06,956 What a year. 550 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,207 Ow! Ow! Aah! 551 00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:14,171 Aah! Ow! Ow! 552 00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:20,469 Hey, everybody. 553 00:19:17,716 --> 00:19:20,469 Can I help you with anything? 554 00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:22,263 I care about you guys. 555 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:25,641 Shut up, dean. 556 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:25,641 You dress in stupid outfits. 557 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:29,728 Well, you have a right to your 558 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:29,728 opinion, so I'll just leave. 559 00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,939 You could have been nicer 560 00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,939 to the dean, Jeff. 561 00:19:31,939 --> 00:19:33,565 So what? I don't care. 562 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,986 I just think there maybe 563 00:19:33,565 --> 00:19:36,986 could be repercussions, yo. 564 00:19:36,986 --> 00:19:38,195 I don't care what you think. 565 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:39,989 I don't care 566 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:39,989 about repercussions. 567 00:19:39,989 --> 00:19:41,698 I don't care about the dean. 568 00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:43,951 Okay. 569 00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:43,951 Okay. 570 00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:46,245 Meanwhile, at that same moment, 571 00:19:46,245 --> 00:19:50,749 a truck full of toxic waste 572 00:19:46,245 --> 00:19:50,749 crashes and spills on the dean, 573 00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:54,795 transforming him into 574 00:19:50,749 --> 00:19:54,795 Mega-Dean! 575 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,797 I don't care about anything. 576 00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:11,979 Wait. I care now! 577 00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:11,979 Now I care! 578 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:13,230 Too late. 579 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,024 [BONES CRUNCHING, 580 00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,024 JEFF SCREAMING] 581 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,530 I owe you guys 582 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,530 an apology. 583 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,115 The dean runs our school. 584 00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:25,201 He's entitled 585 00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:25,201 to a modicum of respect. 586 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:27,786 You're always so mean to him. 587 00:20:25,201 --> 00:20:27,786 Why? 588 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:31,165 It's embarrassing to admit, 589 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:31,165 but sometimes I felt jealous 590 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,708 of his interesting outfits. 591 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,044 Jeffrey, 592 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:35,044 if I didn't know better, 593 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,963 I'd say you had 594 00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:37,963 a crush on him. 595 00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:40,549 I'll never tell!