1 00:00:06,579 --> 00:00:08,165 - I see you, chubby ass! - Oh! 2 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:09,767 - I ain't chasing, chubby. - No, no, no! 3 00:00:09,818 --> 00:00:11,004 - Chubby-chaser. - No! 4 00:00:11,072 --> 00:00:12,240 You can't outrun me. I see you, fat-ass! 5 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:18,468 Guys? 6 00:00:18,553 --> 00:00:20,923 Please, okay? I don't even have a gun. 7 00:00:20,992 --> 00:00:21,976 Isn't this against the rules? 8 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:24,230 There's only one rule, Fat Neil. 9 00:00:24,298 --> 00:00:27,670 The prize goes to the last man standing. 10 00:00:27,738 --> 00:00:28,672 So to speak. 11 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,544 You— 12 00:00:33,416 --> 00:00:36,655 If you were a dude, I'd have my fist up your balls. 13 00:00:41,299 --> 00:00:42,233 Thank you, Annie. 14 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:45,472 Kick their guns to me. 15 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:47,209 Kick—don't reach. 16 00:00:47,277 --> 00:00:48,712 Hey! 17 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,416 Christina "Reach-y", 18 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:52,253 I said kick. 19 00:00:52,321 --> 00:00:54,824 Annie, take it easy. 20 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,496 You gotta learn to trust people. 21 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,542 Can't you leave me with a little something? 22 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:05,396 We're friends, Annie. 23 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,650 Remember? 24 00:01:07,718 --> 00:01:09,387 We played Dungeons & Dragons together. 25 00:01:09,455 --> 00:01:11,458 That was a game. 26 00:01:14,865 --> 00:01:15,866 This is paintball. 27 00:02:03,763 --> 00:02:06,000 Okay, a couple of announcements. 28 00:02:06,068 --> 00:02:08,655 I want to thank Pistol Patty's Cowboy Creamery 29 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:10,843 for sponsoring our end-of-the-year picnic. 30 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,014 Now. 31 00:02:13,082 --> 00:02:14,750 Free ice cream and that one guy 32 00:02:14,818 --> 00:02:16,287 having a heart attack 33 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:18,508 aren't the only surprises today. 34 00:02:18,593 --> 00:02:21,197 We're gonna end this year with a quick game 35 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:23,235 of Paintball Assassin. 36 00:02:23,302 --> 00:02:24,520 Yeah. 37 00:02:24,605 --> 00:02:27,076 Last year's big mistake 38 00:02:27,144 --> 00:02:29,213 was way too valuable a prize. 39 00:02:29,281 --> 00:02:31,050 And I've been assured— 40 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,203 Eh? 41 00:02:32,287 --> 00:02:33,855 That this year will be different. 42 00:02:33,923 --> 00:02:38,198 So take it away, Pistol Patty! 43 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:40,035 Howdy, folks. 44 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:41,404 There's only one rule. 45 00:02:41,472 --> 00:02:43,909 Last man standing gets the prize. 46 00:02:43,977 --> 00:02:47,216 There's your guns. 47 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,570 And here's the prize. 48 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:52,994 $100,000 cash. 49 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:56,501 Go nuts! 50 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,223 I heard a rumor you never shoot an unarmed man. 51 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,060 Whoever started that rumor didn't eat my beans. 52 00:03:26,128 --> 00:03:28,365 Then I guess it's lucky for me I'm not unarmed. 53 00:03:31,438 --> 00:03:34,777 Seeing as I'm... 54 00:03:34,845 --> 00:03:37,984 Eating your beans. 55 00:03:40,323 --> 00:03:41,424 Jeff wants to see you. 56 00:03:41,492 --> 00:03:43,461 Yeah? And I want pants. 57 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:44,730 A lot of people want a lot of things. 58 00:03:44,798 --> 00:03:45,932 It won't hurt to hear him out, will it? 59 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:47,903 We got a good hiding spot in the library. 60 00:03:47,972 --> 00:03:50,609 As safe as you are here, you'll be safer with us. 61 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,719 Look. 62 00:03:55,787 --> 00:03:57,522 Math club's gotten a lot better since last year. 63 00:03:57,574 --> 00:03:58,958 Obviously, they were practicing 64 00:03:59,027 --> 00:04:00,862 while the rest of us went on dates. 65 00:04:02,434 --> 00:04:04,837 Hold on. I have a plan. 66 00:04:04,888 --> 00:04:06,007 Math club! 67 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:07,142 Yeah. 68 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:08,778 I'm Asian. 69 00:04:08,846 --> 00:04:10,816 You guys Asian? 70 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,753 That's pretty racist, man. 71 00:04:12,821 --> 00:04:14,256 That wasn't a no. 72 00:04:14,324 --> 00:04:15,926 I'm coming over! 73 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,112 Don't shoot me, shoot him. 74 00:04:17,197 --> 00:04:18,665 He's white, and he's out of ammo. 75 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,421 Crap. 76 00:04:37,437 --> 00:04:38,805 Shoot Chang! 77 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:40,492 He defected to the math club. 78 00:04:40,576 --> 00:04:42,779 - Math club! - Agh. 79 00:04:42,831 --> 00:04:44,800 Forget it. 80 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,053 Just a waste of ammo. 81 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:47,322 Let's go grab their paint. 82 00:04:47,390 --> 00:04:50,362 Yeah, I'm much safer with you guys. 83 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:51,364 M'lady. 84 00:04:51,432 --> 00:04:52,933 What do you want, Jeff? 85 00:04:52,985 --> 00:04:54,303 Yikes. Well, what do we all want? 86 00:04:54,354 --> 00:04:55,639 Ammo. 87 00:04:55,706 --> 00:04:56,741 How much you got left? 88 00:04:56,809 --> 00:04:58,077 $100,000 worth. 89 00:04:58,145 --> 00:04:59,079 Yeah, we're running low, too. 90 00:04:59,147 --> 00:05:00,215 - Shut up, Abed. - Okay. 91 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:02,052 What have you heard about Pierce? 92 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,888 I hear he's still alive, 93 00:05:03,956 --> 00:05:05,091 holed up near the cafeteria. 94 00:05:05,159 --> 00:05:06,294 Well, I hear he has more paint 95 00:05:06,345 --> 00:05:07,429 than a French kindergarten. 96 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:09,400 Are you proposing we join him? 97 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:11,003 I'm proposing his ammo joins us. 98 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:12,706 You haven't changed. 99 00:05:12,774 --> 00:05:13,858 You think Pierce has? 100 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:15,028 Annie, let's not rehash this. 101 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:16,180 The guy's been a jerk all year. 102 00:05:16,248 --> 00:05:17,783 He's a jerk because we exclude him. 103 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,920 We exclude him because he's a jerk. 104 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:21,924 And the last time I checked, you were the last one 105 00:05:21,993 --> 00:05:24,547 feeling sorry about it. 106 00:05:36,288 --> 00:05:38,825 I guess I'm still waiting for you guys to come around. 107 00:05:38,893 --> 00:05:40,579 Likewise. 108 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,119 Okay, I'm— I am dead now. 109 00:05:44,204 --> 00:05:45,405 I'm dead. 110 00:05:47,877 --> 00:05:49,847 Who wears spurs in paintball? 111 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:06,681 Who the hell are you? 112 00:06:06,748 --> 00:06:09,553 The guy that's gonna win. 113 00:06:17,937 --> 00:06:20,241 Come on! 114 00:06:26,488 --> 00:06:28,491 Does that guy even go to this school? 115 00:06:28,542 --> 00:06:29,493 He's really good-looking. 116 00:06:29,544 --> 00:06:31,364 Like, network TV good-looking. 117 00:06:31,431 --> 00:06:32,866 And did you see how big his guns were? 118 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,203 Why don't you just marry him, Abed? 119 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,338 I'm just saying paintball is tough this year. 120 00:06:35,406 --> 00:06:36,607 I agree. 121 00:06:39,114 --> 00:06:40,031 Careful, Britta. 122 00:06:40,116 --> 00:06:41,283 You can't hit all three of us. 123 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:42,653 She won't have to. 124 00:06:47,914 --> 00:06:49,883 - Hey, Troy. - Abed! 125 00:06:51,705 --> 00:06:53,207 - I thought you were dead. - I thought you were dead. 126 00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:55,645 - Guys. - Oh, right. 127 00:06:55,713 --> 00:06:57,899 By the power invested in us as deputies, 128 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,121 we now pronounce you arrested. 129 00:07:00,189 --> 00:07:02,159 Deputies? What are you, Deputies of the Stairwell? 130 00:07:02,226 --> 00:07:03,996 Fort Hawthorne. 131 00:07:04,064 --> 00:07:06,500 There's a bounty on your head, my friend. 132 00:07:06,568 --> 00:07:08,871 Hm. 133 00:07:08,939 --> 00:07:11,911 Pierce. 134 00:07:11,979 --> 00:07:13,147 My forehead's not that big, right? 135 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,285 - Mm. - It's not small. 136 00:07:18,578 --> 00:07:20,471 So you guys let Pierce boss you around 137 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:21,834 in exchange for paint pellets? 138 00:07:21,835 --> 00:07:23,204 Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent 139 00:07:23,271 --> 00:07:24,272 in this game so far. 140 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:25,574 He's created a safe zone 141 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:26,927 where people can rest, eat, and if necessary, 142 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:28,214 pump their breast milk. 143 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,766 Wow, that sounds very nice of him. 144 00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:31,503 Beats standing around with empty guns, 145 00:07:31,571 --> 00:07:33,423 waiting to get picked off by the Black Rider. 146 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:35,528 Are you talking about the handsome blond cowboy 147 00:07:35,596 --> 00:07:36,763 with the big guns? 148 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,832 Is that guy a student? 149 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:38,868 Who—who is he? 150 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:40,171 We just call him the Black Rider. 151 00:07:40,239 --> 00:07:42,008 Okay, but he's not really riding anything. 152 00:07:42,076 --> 00:07:43,811 Look, I don't name people, Annie. 153 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:45,147 I'm a deputy. 154 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,985 I deputize. 155 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:49,022 You have to surrender your guns. 156 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:51,693 Oh, and your drugs. 157 00:08:09,797 --> 00:08:11,533 Ah. 158 00:08:11,601 --> 00:08:13,687 My study group. 159 00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:14,773 How long has it been? 160 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,576 - Five hours. - Too long. 161 00:08:16,644 --> 00:08:18,414 Welcome to Fort Hawthorne. 162 00:08:18,481 --> 00:08:20,718 How is this even possible? 163 00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:22,705 It began with a dream, Annie. 164 00:08:22,790 --> 00:08:25,494 A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. 165 00:08:25,562 --> 00:08:27,548 I found that people were willing to roll bullets 166 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,035 under the door, 167 00:08:29,103 --> 00:08:30,538 just for the right to take a dump. 168 00:08:30,605 --> 00:08:31,873 By the way, for you guys, 169 00:08:31,941 --> 00:08:34,279 taking a dump's on the house. 170 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,735 Or if you prefer, relax and catch a show. 171 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,662 This is insane. 172 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:43,897 Don't worry, Jeff. 173 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:48,273 I've also got someone more your speed. 174 00:08:48,341 --> 00:08:49,509 Because you're gay. 175 00:08:49,577 --> 00:08:50,845 All right, I think I've seen enough, 176 00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:53,300 and I'd like my gun back now. 177 00:08:53,385 --> 00:08:54,919 Only Hawthorne personnel 178 00:08:54,988 --> 00:08:57,859 can carry weapons inside, Jeffrey. 179 00:08:57,926 --> 00:08:59,329 All right, you got us here unarmed, 180 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:00,364 at your mercy. 181 00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:01,366 What do you want? 182 00:09:01,434 --> 00:09:02,452 We'll discuss over dinner. 183 00:09:02,536 --> 00:09:03,504 You're famished. 184 00:09:03,571 --> 00:09:06,326 Tonight, we feast. 185 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:13,490 Ah, the twinkies are wonderful tonight. 186 00:09:13,558 --> 00:09:16,129 Give us some space, Miguel. 187 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:21,139 What if I told you guys I know where to find 188 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:24,245 enough ammo to end this cowardly hiding out 189 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,750 and split the prize seven ways? 190 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:27,835 So send your goons to get it. 191 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,089 Ah, they'd never bring it back. 192 00:09:29,156 --> 00:09:30,992 We trust each other. We're a study group. 193 00:09:31,043 --> 00:09:32,828 That's pretty warm and fuzzy talk 194 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,299 coming from you, Pierce. 195 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,684 Mm-hmm, you've kind of acted like a villain this year. 196 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:37,388 - I have? - Well— 197 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:38,524 - A little bit. - You guys. 198 00:09:38,608 --> 00:09:42,348 Pierce is reaching out. 199 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,352 I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back 200 00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:46,540 for the guy that has Vicky dancing for twinkies. 201 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:48,694 She's a dance major, Jeff. 202 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,047 And she loves twinkies. 203 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,833 And if you ever took the time to get to know her— 204 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:52,935 Look. 205 00:09:53,004 --> 00:09:57,211 Uh, summer starts tomorrow. 206 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:59,984 For you guys, it means pool parties, 207 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:03,457 dinners, one-night stands. 208 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:05,895 For me... 209 00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:10,004 It means counting down the days 'til next fall. 210 00:10:10,071 --> 00:10:13,377 Before we go, let me do this for you. 211 00:10:13,444 --> 00:10:16,633 Let me bring us victory. 212 00:10:36,674 --> 00:10:37,958 Fine. 213 00:10:38,011 --> 00:10:40,164 Let's do it. 214 00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:41,166 To the study group. 215 00:10:41,234 --> 00:10:44,138 To the study group. 216 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,374 Ah. 217 00:10:45,442 --> 00:10:46,977 More juice, Miguel. 218 00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:51,453 I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. 219 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,488 I need to pump. 220 00:10:52,556 --> 00:10:54,525 Me, too. 221 00:10:54,593 --> 00:10:55,861 You talkin' about peeing, right? 222 00:10:55,929 --> 00:10:57,665 - No. - Me, neither. 223 00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:59,168 Okay, about Pierce. 224 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:00,688 I feel bad. 225 00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:02,341 I shouldn't put so much effort into— 226 00:11:02,409 --> 00:11:03,944 It's okay. I just think— 227 00:11:04,013 --> 00:11:05,547 The study group is my family, you know? 228 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:06,950 And if we start picking and choosing— 229 00:11:07,019 --> 00:11:08,620 Where do we stop? 230 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:10,357 I get it. 231 00:11:10,425 --> 00:11:11,760 You're a good kid. 232 00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:14,565 And I wanna do my part to help you stay that way. 233 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:20,010 Benjamin Chang, 234 00:11:20,078 --> 00:11:22,081 for your betrayal of the Cheerleaders' Alliance, 235 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,268 I sentence you to pretendsies death. 236 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:25,771 Guys? 237 00:11:25,855 --> 00:11:27,491 You don't have to do this. 238 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,927 I betrayed the math club for you. 239 00:11:28,996 --> 00:11:30,063 - Ready... - Heather! 240 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:31,800 I'm sorry I told Trish about Amber! 241 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:34,122 - Aim... - Fire. 242 00:11:37,879 --> 00:11:40,117 - Holy crap. - Not cool, bitch. 243 00:11:40,185 --> 00:11:42,521 Yeah, so you told me at last year's tryouts. 244 00:11:42,589 --> 00:11:44,826 Leave the guns. 245 00:11:44,893 --> 00:11:47,031 Whatev. 246 00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:48,367 Who's there? 247 00:11:48,434 --> 00:11:49,369 Can I join you? 248 00:11:49,436 --> 00:11:52,941 - No! - Okay. 249 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:55,214 Damn it, I'm out. Gimme your gun. 250 00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,134 All right, be careful. 251 00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:59,172 Cheerleaders rule! 252 00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:12,515 I'll take that. 253 00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:14,836 Who are you? 254 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,990 I'm the bad guy. 255 00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:20,497 Stop trying to fluster me with your handsomeness. 256 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,733 You're creepy. 257 00:12:21,801 --> 00:12:24,021 Then why is your chest getting all flushed? 258 00:12:24,106 --> 00:12:26,175 It's a rash. 259 00:12:26,227 --> 00:12:28,380 I'm allergic to beans. 260 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,584 Look, do you even go to school here? 261 00:12:30,652 --> 00:12:32,788 Sorry, I get paid to shoot paintballs, honey. 262 00:12:32,856 --> 00:12:33,790 Not the breeze. 263 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:35,410 Lame. 264 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:37,214 I'll hit you in the foot. 265 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,936 Thank you. 266 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:48,236 You're dry, sugar. 267 00:12:50,224 --> 00:12:52,278 Hey. 268 00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:54,065 Hey. 269 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,794 I'll save you for last. 270 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,765 You won't get the chance. 271 00:13:19,249 --> 00:13:21,135 You okay? 272 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,304 I got a better look at him. 273 00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:23,456 He's not that good-looking. 274 00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,293 - Didn't he shoot you? - He tried. 275 00:13:25,345 --> 00:13:26,346 He's a bad shot, too? 276 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,598 Man, what does this guy 277 00:13:27,666 --> 00:13:28,733 have going for him? 278 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,980 Pierce loaded your gun with blanks. 279 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:45,267 Don't—don't—don't shoot! 280 00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:48,840 Why does this keep happening? 281 00:13:50,194 --> 00:13:53,066 And what kind of ice cream company does this? 282 00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,518 Where's the paintball stuff from last year? 283 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:55,721 I hid it 284 00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,241 so the school doesn't get destroyed again. 285 00:13:57,325 --> 00:13:59,462 Too late. 286 00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:00,597 Oh, hi, Jeff. 287 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,368 We just ran into the Black Rider. 288 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:04,805 Dean, if you want this game to end, 289 00:14:04,873 --> 00:14:07,311 we need firepower. 290 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:12,121 In there. 291 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:14,325 The key's in my shorts. 292 00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:22,958 I can get it out, I guess. 293 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,323 Now, this is more like it. 294 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,492 Okay, Black Rider. 295 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,267 Now let's see who's attractive. 296 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:38,373 Dude, you have a problem. 297 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,375 Whoa. 298 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:43,550 Oh, nice. 299 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,554 Whoa, where you going? 300 00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,976 To have a conversation with Pierce. 301 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,136 She's pretty awesome today. 302 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,161 What happened? 303 00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:03,309 Black Rider. 304 00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:04,819 He wiped out the whole fort. 305 00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:07,339 Then why are you still here? 306 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,870 I can't go back out there. 307 00:15:08,871 --> 00:15:10,673 This is the only life I know. 308 00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:13,580 Annie? 309 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,469 Is that you? 310 00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:18,189 D'you get the ammo? 311 00:15:18,257 --> 00:15:20,360 Yep. 312 00:15:20,411 --> 00:15:22,965 Annie! What are you doing? 313 00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:24,868 Why was Jeff's gun loaded with blanks? 314 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,389 Was it? 315 00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:28,893 Agh! Okay, okay, okay! 316 00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:33,786 Oh, coming out. 317 00:15:33,854 --> 00:15:38,796 Hey, hey. 318 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:41,002 Oh, okay. 319 00:15:41,069 --> 00:15:42,170 I get it. 320 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:43,573 So once again, I'm the bad guy. 321 00:15:43,624 --> 00:15:44,842 Yes. 322 00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:47,414 Well, he got to win last year. 323 00:15:47,482 --> 00:15:49,585 It's a game, Annie. It's j— 324 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:50,854 Fine. 325 00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:53,359 It's a game. 326 00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:55,363 Let's play. 327 00:15:58,571 --> 00:15:59,705 Put it in your holster. 328 00:15:59,773 --> 00:16:00,975 Come on, Annie. 329 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,494 You're my favorite. I don't wanna beat you. 330 00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:04,715 It's just that I don't want Jeff to be— 331 00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,185 Put the gun in your holster, 332 00:16:06,253 --> 00:16:07,554 and let's play the game. 333 00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:09,758 Right. 334 00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:13,966 So you can shoot me and play without me. 335 00:16:14,019 --> 00:16:15,904 That's this group's favorite thing. 336 00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,474 We're always nice to you, Pierce. 337 00:16:17,525 --> 00:16:18,910 Wrong. 338 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,115 Wrong! 339 00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:22,751 Three days ago, I walked in on you guys 340 00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:24,538 playing cards without me. 341 00:16:24,623 --> 00:16:25,590 Three days ago! 342 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:27,928 We weren't playing cards. 343 00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,765 We were voting, and you weren't invited 344 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,202 because we were voting about you. 345 00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:32,838 What? 346 00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:35,477 We were taking a vote... 347 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:38,366 On whether we'd invite you back to the group next year. 348 00:16:42,659 --> 00:16:45,547 Lucky for you, it had to be unanimous. 349 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,701 There was one holdout. 350 00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:50,140 One red card. 351 00:17:07,341 --> 00:17:09,011 Pick it up. 352 00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:48,623 Black Rider... 353 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:51,262 It's Jeff Winger. 354 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,733 I know you've heard of me by now. 355 00:17:53,801 --> 00:17:56,038 No. 356 00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:57,524 He's lying. 357 00:17:57,608 --> 00:18:00,563 Look, if you're half the cool cowboy 358 00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:01,749 you pretend to be, 359 00:18:01,817 --> 00:18:02,784 you'll respect that we've got 360 00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:04,755 a situation playing out here 361 00:18:04,823 --> 00:18:06,358 and let us be until it's settled. 362 00:18:06,426 --> 00:18:08,029 Sure thing. 363 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:15,226 And once it's settled... 364 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:17,314 I'm taking out everybody in this room. 365 00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:18,416 Oh. 366 00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:21,622 Starting with you, Mr. Insecure. 367 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:24,695 You think you're good-looking, but you're not. 368 00:18:24,762 --> 00:18:27,067 You're average. 369 00:18:27,134 --> 00:18:28,369 You're just an average-looking guy 370 00:18:28,437 --> 00:18:29,838 with a big chin. 371 00:18:53,086 --> 00:18:54,655 - What's going on? - He's faking it. 372 00:18:54,722 --> 00:18:55,840 No, something's wrong with him. 373 00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:56,842 No, no, it's fake. 374 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,095 Last week he did it 375 00:18:58,163 --> 00:18:59,398 to get out of letting me have a stick of gum. 376 00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:00,633 He's old, though. Could be real. 377 00:19:00,701 --> 00:19:02,237 It's real. It is. 378 00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:04,641 The gurgling's a nice touch. 379 00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,412 You guys are terrible people. 380 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,349 - Ah, we warned you. - Buddy, are you all right? 381 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,584 You want me to call 911? 382 00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:12,724 Sucker! 383 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,161 - Wait, seriously? - Told you, dude. 384 00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,048 - I'm the best! - You're the worst. 385 00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:17,934 I'm out of the group? 386 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,771 You're out of mine! 387 00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:21,775 And I'm winning! 388 00:19:21,843 --> 00:19:22,944 We've created a monster. 389 00:19:23,013 --> 00:19:25,049 Let's not give ourselves too much credit. 390 00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:26,285 I'm out. 391 00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:28,205 Some old guy pretended to have a heart attack. 392 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,458 Shot me in the gut. 393 00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:32,330 I don't care. That's your problem. 394 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:33,416 This school sucks. 395 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,103 Well, then why do you go here? 396 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:36,305 I wouldn't go to this toilet 397 00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:38,142 with my big sister's toe. 398 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,546 I take a class online. 399 00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,949 I was paid to be here and win the game 400 00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:43,319 so my boss could keep his prize money. 401 00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:45,823 You work for the ice cream company? 402 00:19:45,891 --> 00:19:47,861 Sweetie, this thing is so much bigger 403 00:19:47,928 --> 00:19:50,366 than you can even imagine. 404 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,568 I'm outta here. 405 00:19:51,619 --> 00:19:54,541 I got Coldplay tickets. 406 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:55,910 Coldplay? 407 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,447 Too late, bean allergy. 408 00:19:57,515 --> 00:19:59,801 You blew it. 409 00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:02,474 Hello? 410 00:20:02,558 --> 00:20:04,694 Anybody? 411 00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:07,367 Does anyone have an alliance I can join? 412 00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:11,125 I'm really loyal. 413 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,327 Agh! 414 00:20:17,922 --> 00:20:20,126 Am I out? 415 00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,873 No Greendale student can be allowed 416 00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,544 to win this game. 417 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:41,802 Initiate plan B: Operation Total Invasion. 418 00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:51,212 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 419 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:53,700 Greendale students, 420 00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:55,587 I understand you've unified, 421 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,309 and intend to draw this game out. 422 00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:02,551 Well, if it's a war you want, it's a war you shall lose. 423 00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:06,559 Resistance is as pointless as your degrees. 424 00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:10,934 - Are we the little rascals? - I was. 425 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,406 I'm on your team! Stop shooting me! 426 00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:15,076 We're gonna lose this war, and this school! 427 00:21:15,144 --> 00:21:16,679 - Looks like this is it. - We're dying out here! 428 00:21:16,747 --> 00:21:17,881 I had a dream it would end this way. 429 00:21:17,949 --> 00:21:19,051 Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 430 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,170 Then I guess I'll see you in hell. 431 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,389 That's just the tip of the iceberg.