1 00:00:06,598 --> 00:00:08,972 Dean? Dean? 2 00:00:08,972 --> 00:00:11,056 Don't shoot, red-haired guy. 3 00:00:08,972 --> 00:00:11,056 Why not? 4 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,972 Something's not right 5 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,972 about the game. 6 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,640 We just took out a professional 7 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,640 paintball assassin. 8 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,056 A professional? 9 00:00:17,056 --> 00:00:19,473 Aah! That doesn't 10 00:00:17,056 --> 00:00:19,473 make sense. 11 00:00:19,473 --> 00:00:23,139 Why would someone who gets paid 12 00:00:19,473 --> 00:00:23,139 to do things be at Greendale? 13 00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:26,223 Aah! No! No, no! 14 00:00:26,223 --> 00:00:28,807 I'm not playing! 15 00:00:26,223 --> 00:00:28,807 I'm not playing! 16 00:00:28,807 --> 00:00:30,139 No, I'm the dean! 17 00:00:30,139 --> 00:00:32,889 Stop shooting me! Aah! 18 00:00:32,889 --> 00:00:35,473 Man's down. 19 00:00:32,889 --> 00:00:35,473 Copy that. 20 00:00:37,807 --> 00:00:40,930 Hi, Pistol Patty. 21 00:00:37,807 --> 00:00:40,930 Did they take you hostage? 22 00:00:45,264 --> 00:00:47,181 Dean Spreck? 23 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,431 Hello, Craig. 24 00:00:48,431 --> 00:00:50,348 City College. 25 00:00:50,348 --> 00:00:52,515 Now I understand everything. 26 00:00:52,515 --> 00:00:57,014 Now your whole evil plan 27 00:00:52,515 --> 00:00:57,014 is clear as day. 28 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,889 But if you need to explain it 29 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,889 to your men, I understand. 30 00:00:59,889 --> 00:01:04,014 It's simple, Craig. I pose 31 00:00:59,889 --> 00:01:04,014 as a fake ice cream company, 32 00:01:04,014 --> 00:01:06,598 sponsor your 33 00:01:04,014 --> 00:01:06,598 end-of-the-year picnic 34 00:01:06,598 --> 00:01:09,515 and waved enough money 35 00:01:06,598 --> 00:01:09,515 under your students' noses 36 00:01:09,515 --> 00:01:12,848 to provoke them to destroy 37 00:01:09,515 --> 00:01:12,848 their own campus. 38 00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:16,724 Who hurt you, Steven? 39 00:01:12,848 --> 00:01:16,724 How could any dean be so mean? 40 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:23,848 Oh, you haven't seen how mean 41 00:01:16,724 --> 00:01:23,848 this dean can be-ean. 42 00:01:23,848 --> 00:01:26,306 There's one. 43 00:01:23,848 --> 00:01:26,306 Go! 44 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:27,972 After them. 45 00:01:26,306 --> 00:01:27,972 Go, go, go! 46 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,515 Wait, did you say "bean"? 47 00:01:50,223 --> 00:01:53,056 Guys. Guys! 48 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:54,765 City College is trying 49 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:54,765 to destroy Greendale. 50 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,264 And they're an unstoppable 51 00:01:54,765 --> 00:01:56,264 juggle knob. 52 00:01:56,264 --> 00:01:57,640 "Juggernaut." 53 00:01:56,264 --> 00:01:57,640 Juggernaut. 54 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,848 Which means, 55 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,848 if we're gonna fight them, 56 00:01:59,848 --> 00:02:02,306 we have to form a school-wide 57 00:01:59,848 --> 00:02:02,306 alliance of rebels. 58 00:02:02,306 --> 00:02:04,390 It seems we've left 59 00:02:02,306 --> 00:02:04,390 the Western motif 60 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,972 and are entering more 61 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:05,972 of a Star Wars scenario. 62 00:02:05,972 --> 00:02:08,348 I wish it happened sooner too. 63 00:02:08,348 --> 00:02:10,056 If we surrender our 64 00:02:08,348 --> 00:02:10,056 individuality 65 00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:12,848 to form a faceless regime, 66 00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:12,848 how are we better? 67 00:02:12,848 --> 00:02:14,598 You're the worst. 68 00:02:14,598 --> 00:02:16,097 Okay, she is just 69 00:02:14,598 --> 00:02:16,097 saying that to fit in. 70 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:18,097 The floor recognizes 71 00:02:16,097 --> 00:02:18,097 Magnitude. 72 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,848 First off: 73 00:02:18,097 --> 00:02:19,848 Pop, pop! 74 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,598 I love it. 75 00:02:22,598 --> 00:02:24,097 Second, Magnitude's 76 00:02:22,598 --> 00:02:24,097 a one-man party. 77 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:26,014 A one-man party can't 78 00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:26,014 be in an alliance. 79 00:02:26,014 --> 00:02:27,390 That's a paradox. 80 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:28,930 I agree to disagree. 81 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:30,724 Easy, Paradox, 82 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:30,724 we're on the same side. 83 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:32,431 Hasn't the other side 84 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:32,431 already won? 85 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:34,764 Their goal was to make us 86 00:02:32,431 --> 00:02:34,764 trash the school. 87 00:02:34,764 --> 00:02:35,972 We trashed it. 88 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,640 We still might hit them 89 00:02:35,972 --> 00:02:37,640 where it hurts. 90 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,139 Their balls? 91 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,139 No. 92 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:41,557 Just below their balls? 93 00:02:39,139 --> 00:02:41,557 Their wallet, Leonard. 94 00:02:41,557 --> 00:02:43,764 I think it's called 95 00:02:41,557 --> 00:02:43,764 a "taint." 96 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,598 Why do you think they 97 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,598 sent in a ringer to win? 98 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,139 It must be because 99 00:02:47,139 --> 00:02:49,682 we're entitled to the 100 00:02:47,139 --> 00:02:49,682 prize they promised: 101 00:02:49,682 --> 00:02:51,014 a hundred G's. 102 00:02:51,014 --> 00:02:52,557 Ooh, I could use that money. 103 00:02:52,557 --> 00:02:54,640 This is why we have 104 00:02:52,557 --> 00:02:54,640 to agree, right now, 105 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,598 that whoever wins, we give 106 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,598 the money to Greendale. 107 00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:59,139 No! 108 00:02:57,598 --> 00:02:59,139 What? 109 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,972 To repair the damage 110 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,972 and save our school. 111 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,348 Abed, tell them. 112 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,348 Whatever, pal. 113 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,640 I ain't in it 114 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,640 for your revolution. 115 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,264 I'm in it for me. 116 00:03:05,264 --> 00:03:06,888 Wait, Abed, 117 00:03:05,264 --> 00:03:06,888 this was your idea. 118 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:08,557 But I'm calling dibs 119 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:08,557 on the Han Solo role 120 00:03:08,557 --> 00:03:10,515 before Jeff slouches into it. 121 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:12,888 Star-Burns, I need that vest. 122 00:03:10,515 --> 00:03:12,888 Pfft. Oh, yeah, right. 123 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,848 Give me the vest, 124 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,848 laser breath, 125 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:16,723 before our conversation 126 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:16,723 gets nasty. 127 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:20,431 Question. 128 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:22,097 How long is the game 129 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:22,097 gonna last? 130 00:03:22,097 --> 00:03:23,390 Andre's home 131 00:03:22,097 --> 00:03:23,390 with the baby... 132 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:25,764 Shirley, forget your 133 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:25,764 newborn child 134 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,306 and think about the 135 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,306 people that need you. 136 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:29,181 I can't afford to lose 137 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:29,181 a single soldier. 138 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:31,181 What? 139 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:31,181 Oh, now you're the leader? 140 00:03:31,181 --> 00:03:32,723 I don't see you 141 00:03:31,181 --> 00:03:32,723 stepping up. 142 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:34,764 I don't step up to being 143 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:34,764 leader, Troy. 144 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:37,014 I reluctantly accept it 145 00:03:34,764 --> 00:03:37,014 when it's thrust upon me. 146 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:39,681 Oh, Jeff. 147 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:39,681 You're an idiot. 148 00:03:39,681 --> 00:03:41,972 Oh, my God. 149 00:03:39,681 --> 00:03:41,972 What is that? 150 00:03:53,930 --> 00:03:55,390 Oh, my God, is he okay? 151 00:03:56,889 --> 00:03:59,097 Magnitude! 152 00:03:56,889 --> 00:03:59,097 Pop... 153 00:03:59,097 --> 00:04:03,014 Po... P... 154 00:03:59,097 --> 00:04:03,014 "Pop...?" Pop what? Pop what? 155 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:06,431 What is he trying to say? 156 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:06,431 Pop what, Magnitude? 157 00:04:06,431 --> 00:04:08,806 You sons of bitches. 158 00:04:08,806 --> 00:04:10,598 Can you hear me? 159 00:04:08,806 --> 00:04:10,598 Who is this? 160 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:15,056 Oh, that's Jeff Winger. 161 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:15,056 You are in trouble now. 162 00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:17,598 Jeffrey, it's your friend, 163 00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:17,598 the dean. I'm safe. 164 00:04:17,598 --> 00:04:19,515 Sit down. 165 00:04:19,515 --> 00:04:21,348 I can hear you, Mr. Winger. 166 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:24,431 This is City College's 167 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:24,431 Dean Spreck. 168 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,930 Hey, Spreck, you cheat. 169 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:28,223 You can't spray people 170 00:04:25,930 --> 00:04:28,223 with paint by remote. 171 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:30,056 And you can't have 172 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:30,056 City College students 173 00:04:30,056 --> 00:04:31,681 in a Greendale game. 174 00:04:31,681 --> 00:04:34,139 My men have been registered 175 00:04:31,681 --> 00:04:34,139 at Greendale for weeks. 176 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,348 As for rules, 177 00:04:34,139 --> 00:04:36,348 they're clearly defined 178 00:04:36,348 --> 00:04:37,681 in your school's agreement 179 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:39,723 with my fake ice-cream company. 180 00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:41,889 If you get paint on you, 181 00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:41,889 you're out. 182 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:44,056 I'm glad to see there's 183 00:04:41,889 --> 00:04:44,056 paperwork, 184 00:04:44,056 --> 00:04:47,764 because we are going to win, 185 00:04:44,056 --> 00:04:47,764 and you are gonna pay. 186 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:51,223 Yay! Go, Jeff Winger's 187 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:51,223 study group. 188 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:53,681 Those guys are ballers, yo. 189 00:04:53,681 --> 00:04:56,806 I hope you like getting balled. 190 00:04:56,806 --> 00:04:59,223 Sir, this guy tried to charge 191 00:04:56,806 --> 00:04:59,223 us three paintballs 192 00:04:59,223 --> 00:05:01,139 to use the bathroom. 193 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:04,681 We were gonna shoot him, 194 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:04,681 but tell him what you told us. 195 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,473 Don't shoot me. 196 00:05:04,681 --> 00:05:07,473 Great. Now shoot him. 197 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,223 Sure, shoot me. 198 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:12,723 You'd certainly be doing 199 00:05:09,223 --> 00:05:12,723 Jeff Winger a big favor. 200 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:17,390 Greendale Human Beings, 201 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:17,390 it is now clear 202 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:19,639 that we have no choice 203 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:19,639 but to team up 204 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:21,264 and defeat City College. 205 00:05:21,264 --> 00:05:23,014 I also have no choice 206 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,390 but to accept the 207 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,390 role thrust upon me. 208 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,139 And what role 209 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,139 would that be? 210 00:05:26,139 --> 00:05:27,764 No time to squabble, 211 00:05:26,139 --> 00:05:27,764 Troy. 212 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:29,348 "For Greendale," 213 00:05:27,764 --> 00:05:29,348 on three. 214 00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:30,889 One, two... 215 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:33,639 Jeff, every second counts. 216 00:05:30,889 --> 00:05:33,639 "For Greendale," on two. 217 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:35,681 One... 218 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:35,681 Guys. 219 00:05:35,681 --> 00:05:39,139 For Greendale! 220 00:05:35,681 --> 00:05:39,139 For Greendale! 221 00:05:42,556 --> 00:05:44,723 Greendale students, 222 00:05:44,723 --> 00:05:46,306 I understand you've unified 223 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,972 and intend to draw 224 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,972 this game out. 225 00:05:48,972 --> 00:05:53,723 Well, if it's a war you want, 226 00:05:48,972 --> 00:05:53,723 it's a war you will lose. 227 00:05:53,723 --> 00:05:57,014 City College is stronger, 228 00:05:53,723 --> 00:05:57,014 faster. 229 00:05:57,014 --> 00:06:00,473 Our sperm counts are higher, 230 00:05:57,014 --> 00:06:00,473 even in our women. 231 00:06:00,473 --> 00:06:03,639 Resistance is as pointless 232 00:06:00,473 --> 00:06:03,639 as your degrees. 233 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:09,181 Honestly, ask yourself, what 234 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:09,181 does "Liberal Arts" even mean? 235 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:11,723 "Welcome to Greendale. 236 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:11,723 You're already accepted." 237 00:06:11,723 --> 00:06:13,473 Ha. Losers. 238 00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,806 What the hell? 239 00:06:16,139 --> 00:06:19,306 Welcome to Greendale. 240 00:06:16,139 --> 00:06:19,306 You're already dead. 241 00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:27,806 Jackpot. Shirley, you keep 242 00:06:23,556 --> 00:06:27,806 watch while we get these. 243 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:33,723 Here, help me with this. 244 00:06:30,806 --> 00:06:33,723 Sure thing, your worship. 245 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:35,723 Abed. Stop trying to be 246 00:06:33,723 --> 00:06:35,723 Han Solo, 247 00:06:35,723 --> 00:06:38,097 it's making me 248 00:06:35,723 --> 00:06:38,097 embarrassed for you. 249 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:39,888 Come on, admit it, 250 00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:39,888 you like it. 251 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:42,223 I like having conversations 252 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:42,223 with adults. 253 00:06:42,223 --> 00:06:44,431 Playing Star Wars is worn out 254 00:06:42,223 --> 00:06:44,431 and immature. 255 00:06:44,431 --> 00:06:46,348 You like me because 256 00:06:44,431 --> 00:06:46,348 I'm immature. 257 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:50,056 There's not enough 258 00:06:48,097 --> 00:06:50,056 immaturity in your life. 259 00:06:51,348 --> 00:06:53,473 I hope I don't get shot 260 00:06:51,348 --> 00:06:53,473 waiting out here. 261 00:06:53,473 --> 00:06:55,431 I'd hate to go home 262 00:06:53,473 --> 00:06:55,431 to my babies. 263 00:06:58,556 --> 00:07:00,097 Reconnaissance 264 00:06:58,556 --> 00:07:00,097 indicates the key 265 00:07:00,097 --> 00:07:01,930 to City College's 266 00:07:00,097 --> 00:07:01,930 strategy is 267 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,597 the Gatling gun 268 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:04,597 inside the ice-cream truck, 269 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:07,597 which we'll charge en masse, 270 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:07,597 overwhelming their defenses, 271 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:09,681 and taking that gun 272 00:07:07,597 --> 00:07:09,681 for ourselves. 273 00:07:09,681 --> 00:07:11,556 Well, that's not how 274 00:07:09,681 --> 00:07:11,556 I would proceed. 275 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,972 Happen to have a better plan? 276 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,972 I do happen, Jeff. 277 00:07:13,972 --> 00:07:16,681 I happen very much. 278 00:07:16,681 --> 00:07:19,930 We use sneak attacks to draw 279 00:07:16,681 --> 00:07:19,930 their patrols to the library, 280 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,764 where one of us will 281 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,764 pull the fire alarm, 282 00:07:21,764 --> 00:07:23,431 activating the sprinklers, 283 00:07:23,431 --> 00:07:25,472 which I will have rigged, 284 00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:28,181 to shower everything 285 00:07:25,472 --> 00:07:28,181 in the building with paint. 286 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,806 Paint in sprinklers? 287 00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:31,930 Are we the Little Rascals? 288 00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:31,930 I was. 289 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,806 Have you heard your plan? 290 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,806 You wanna charge a machine gun. 291 00:07:41,097 --> 00:07:43,097 I've got something 292 00:07:41,097 --> 00:07:43,097 to say. 293 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:46,806 I don't take orders from girls, 294 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:46,806 because they don't talk to me. 295 00:07:46,806 --> 00:07:48,390 Watch it, quasar face. 296 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:50,930 Annie's a good kid 297 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:50,930 and a better shot. 298 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,348 So listen up or you'll be 299 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:53,348 floating home. 300 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,597 Thank you, Abed. 301 00:07:54,597 --> 00:07:58,514 Sorry..."Han." 302 00:07:58,514 --> 00:08:00,556 Okay, I think we should 303 00:07:58,514 --> 00:08:00,556 split the troops in half 304 00:08:00,556 --> 00:08:03,514 and carry out both plans 305 00:08:00,556 --> 00:08:03,514 simultaneously. 306 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:06,390 Troy, your plan will lure 307 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:06,390 people off the ice cream truck, 308 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,430 allowing Jeff's troops 309 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:08,430 to take the stronghold. 310 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:11,889 You're welcome. 311 00:08:09,597 --> 00:08:11,889 You're welcome. 312 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:13,764 I'm so glad 313 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:13,764 that we didn't shoot you. 314 00:08:13,764 --> 00:08:15,514 Now we have the advantage 315 00:08:15,514 --> 00:08:18,390 of knowing that Jeff Winger 316 00:08:15,514 --> 00:08:18,390 wants to be a ballerina 317 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:22,306 and that his Achilles heel 318 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:22,306 is..."wieners." 319 00:08:22,306 --> 00:08:24,264 That's just the tip 320 00:08:22,306 --> 00:08:24,264 of the iceberg. 321 00:08:24,264 --> 00:08:25,681 For one more pudding, 322 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,972 I'll tell you 323 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,972 why he's jealous of me. 324 00:08:27,972 --> 00:08:30,514 They kicked you out of study 325 00:08:27,972 --> 00:08:30,514 group after two years? 326 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:32,723 Yeah. 327 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:32,723 What took them so long? 328 00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:43,223 Hey, thanks for sticking up 329 00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:43,223 for me back there. 330 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,930 This group gets so tangled 331 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,930 in each others' feelings. 332 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,097 You're a hero 333 00:08:45,930 --> 00:08:48,097 for standing outside of it. 334 00:08:48,097 --> 00:08:50,848 Heroes are great, but I'll take 335 00:08:48,097 --> 00:08:50,848 a blaster every time. 336 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:54,014 Anyway, just wanted 337 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:54,014 to let you know, 338 00:08:54,014 --> 00:08:56,264 I don't think 339 00:08:54,014 --> 00:08:56,264 you're immature. 340 00:08:56,264 --> 00:08:58,889 I think you're great, 341 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:03,681 for a no-good, laser-faced, 342 00:08:58,889 --> 00:09:03,681 Jabba scoundrel. 343 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:06,472 You're good, kid. 344 00:09:03,681 --> 00:09:06,472 Don't get cocky. 345 00:09:11,514 --> 00:09:13,181 Hey! 346 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:16,556 Ow! Ow! Damn, my leg. 347 00:09:13,181 --> 00:09:16,556 Take cover. 348 00:09:21,347 --> 00:09:23,097 They're right on our tail. 349 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,556 Operation Troy's Awesome Plan 350 00:09:23,097 --> 00:09:25,556 is living up to its name. 351 00:09:25,556 --> 00:09:27,264 Good for you. 352 00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:29,848 Looks like they're taking 353 00:09:27,264 --> 00:09:29,848 Troy's bait. 354 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,681 Squad B commencing 355 00:09:29,848 --> 00:09:32,681 Operation Actual Operation. 356 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,472 Everyone look alive. 357 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:35,472 Leonard, good enough. 358 00:09:35,472 --> 00:09:39,014 Greendale, it's been a pleasure 359 00:09:35,472 --> 00:09:39,014 fighting with you. 360 00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:41,347 Some of us won't make it, 361 00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:41,347 but there is a place 362 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,972 where we will see 363 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,972 each other again, 364 00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:44,556 and that place 365 00:09:42,972 --> 00:09:44,556 is Denny's. 366 00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,806 Which Denny's? 367 00:09:44,556 --> 00:09:46,806 We'll figure it out later. 368 00:09:46,806 --> 00:09:48,930 The one near the 15 exit, 369 00:09:46,806 --> 00:09:48,930 I'm banned. 370 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:52,223 Then I'll see you in hell. 371 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:52,223 Let's kick some taint. 372 00:09:52,223 --> 00:09:53,681 Okay. On my count. 373 00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:56,389 One, two... 374 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:59,556 Vicki! 375 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,181 Go, go, go. 376 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,181 Lock the doors. 377 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,347 Seal the room. 378 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,681 All right, Shirley, you have 379 00:10:18,347 --> 00:10:20,681 the most important job, okay? 380 00:10:20,681 --> 00:10:22,056 Yeah, pull the fire alarm. 381 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,347 Can we move this along? 382 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,347 I'm missing CSI. 383 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:25,639 Enemy soldiers are incoming. 384 00:10:25,639 --> 00:10:28,681 Everyone evacuate through 385 00:10:25,639 --> 00:10:28,681 the air ve... 386 00:10:28,681 --> 00:10:30,639 Garrett. 387 00:10:30,639 --> 00:10:32,139 I may be stuck in this vent. 388 00:10:32,139 --> 00:10:33,723 It is too early to tell. 389 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,930 They're all over the place! 390 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:52,430 I think our only choice is 391 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:52,430 to try and shoot our way out. 392 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,639 Right. 393 00:10:53,639 --> 00:10:55,848 Commence Operation Troy's 394 00:10:55,848 --> 00:10:58,681 Awesome Leadership 395 00:10:55,848 --> 00:10:58,681 is Never in Doubt. 396 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,347 Ugh! 397 00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:13,347 That's affirmative. 398 00:11:13,347 --> 00:11:16,639 That gun's too powerful. 399 00:11:13,347 --> 00:11:16,639 I'm scared. 400 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:19,430 Hey, Quendra with a "Q-U," 401 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,848 they can kill most of us, 402 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,848 but as long as nobody gives up, 403 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,181 somebody will make it through. 404 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,181 Understand? 405 00:11:26,181 --> 00:11:28,472 Yes. 406 00:11:28,472 --> 00:11:32,097 Charge! 407 00:11:32,097 --> 00:11:34,347 Well, I'm out. We lost. 408 00:11:34,347 --> 00:11:37,472 See you at Denny's? 409 00:11:34,347 --> 00:11:37,472 Denny's is for winners. 410 00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,014 We've got two Human Beings 411 00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:41,263 trapped outside of the library. 412 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:43,556 Keep them pinned down. 413 00:11:41,263 --> 00:11:43,556 It won't be long now. 414 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:56,681 Leonard, we're losing. 415 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,888 Britta, I've been 416 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,888 in a few real wars, 417 00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:01,764 but this one is actually 418 00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:01,764 the most terrifying. 419 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,639 Guys, we're dying out here. 420 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,222 Well, we're dying too. 421 00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:08,263 They've trapped us 422 00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:08,263 in a dead end. 423 00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:11,556 Hey, kid. Someone's gotta 424 00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:11,556 make it out of here alive. 425 00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:20,430 We're taking fire. 426 00:12:17,681 --> 00:12:20,430 We're falling back. 427 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:22,972 Falling back. Fall back 428 00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:22,972 to placement positions. 429 00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:25,222 We're gonna need help. 430 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,056 I had a dream 431 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:30,056 it would end this way. 432 00:12:30,056 --> 00:12:32,180 Take him. 433 00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:37,514 Shirley, nobody's making it 434 00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:37,514 out of the library. 435 00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:38,888 Pull the alarm. 436 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,138 Britta, are you alive? 437 00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:42,639 Britta? Britta? 438 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,597 Aw, hell. 439 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,597 Someone's gotta win this. 440 00:12:49,014 --> 00:12:50,389 Aw. Alpha 4 eliminated. 441 00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:57,138 I'm out. 442 00:12:55,263 --> 00:12:57,138 Me too. 443 00:12:57,138 --> 00:13:00,056 Alpha 17, move in. 444 00:13:01,305 --> 00:13:04,180 Looks like this is it. 445 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,930 Will you be Han Solo 446 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,930 after we die? 447 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:09,222 Afraid not, doll. 448 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:09,222 Once I'm gone, I'm gone. 449 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,888 Oh. 450 00:13:10,888 --> 00:13:12,556 Okay. 451 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,556 Ugh, gotta do 452 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,556 everything myself. 453 00:13:48,597 --> 00:13:50,514 We're all dead. All of us. 454 00:13:50,514 --> 00:13:51,764 Paint is raining from the sky. 455 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,430 Everyone in the library 456 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,430 is dead. 457 00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,180 Damn it. 458 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:00,723 Kill him. 459 00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:02,972 Yes, sir. 460 00:14:05,681 --> 00:14:10,180 Unh... It's my heart. 461 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:11,639 Buddy, you okay? 462 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,639 Cool. 463 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:22,222 Hoo. 464 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:25,263 Eat paint, 465 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:25,263 you Stormtrooping, 466 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,848 City College knob-gobblers. 467 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:31,764 Codger down. 468 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:31,764 You're it, kid. 469 00:14:32,889 --> 00:14:34,430 Covering the right flank. 470 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:37,597 Okay, looks like we got her. 471 00:14:51,389 --> 00:14:53,180 Shirley. 472 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,430 What are we supposed to do? 473 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,222 How about we save 474 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,222 this school's ass? 475 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,138 Deal. 476 00:15:01,848 --> 00:15:04,180 Go, go, go. 477 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:19,723 Hold on. 478 00:15:19,723 --> 00:15:21,514 Hold on! 479 00:15:23,263 --> 00:15:25,222 Yeah! 480 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,389 You'd better watch it. 481 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,389 Oh! 482 00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:30,013 Oh! 483 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,305 That's it. I think that's it. 484 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,305 Is that it? 485 00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:34,305 We win. 486 00:15:32,305 --> 00:15:34,305 We won! 487 00:15:34,305 --> 00:15:37,055 Oh! We win. We win! 488 00:15:37,055 --> 00:15:38,305 Jeffrey. 489 00:15:41,347 --> 00:15:42,639 Oh! 490 00:15:43,971 --> 00:15:45,472 We win! We win! 491 00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:47,514 What? 492 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,806 All right. Way to shoot. 493 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,347 All right, we did it. 494 00:15:50,806 --> 00:15:53,347 Yeah, way to go. 495 00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:54,889 Yes. 496 00:15:53,347 --> 00:15:54,889 Who are you? 497 00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:56,848 Your mother's lover. 498 00:15:56,848 --> 00:15:58,222 What? 499 00:15:56,848 --> 00:15:58,222 What? 500 00:15:58,222 --> 00:15:59,764 That's low. 501 00:15:58,222 --> 00:15:59,764 Oh, man. 502 00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:02,430 I win. 503 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,971 All right! 504 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:05,971 All right! 505 00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:07,889 You owe me a hundred G's. 506 00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:13,639 And you can make the check out 507 00:16:10,013 --> 00:16:13,639 to Greendale. 508 00:16:18,681 --> 00:16:21,472 Human Beings! Human Beings! 509 00:16:21,472 --> 00:16:24,180 Human Beings! Human Beings! 510 00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:26,929 Human Beings! Human Beings! 511 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:40,013 Thank you. 512 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:40,013 Oh, that's very good. 513 00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:41,556 Okay. 514 00:16:40,013 --> 00:16:41,556 It's nice. 515 00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:44,597 Final meeting of the semester 516 00:16:41,556 --> 00:16:44,597 now in session. 517 00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,055 Final order 518 00:16:44,597 --> 00:16:46,055 of business, 519 00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:47,806 pick a class we can all 520 00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:47,806 take in the fall. 521 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,929 We could just take 522 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,929 Anthro 201. 523 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:52,305 Risky. Sequels are almost 524 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:52,305 always disappointing. 525 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:54,597 Since when are you in favor 526 00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:54,597 of playing it safe, Han? 527 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,263 Cool down, Annie. 528 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:59,389 I was only Han Solo because 529 00:16:56,263 --> 00:16:59,389 the context demanded it. 530 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:00,848 But here. 531 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,430 Oh. Star-Burns. 532 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,222 He uses a crystal 533 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,222 instead of deodorant. 534 00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:09,806 Guys, I know exactly 535 00:17:07,222 --> 00:17:09,806 what we should do. 536 00:17:09,806 --> 00:17:12,180 We should see what Troy thinks 537 00:17:09,806 --> 00:17:12,180 we should do. 538 00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:14,764 He had some good ideas today. 539 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:16,096 Thanks, man. 540 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,848 Okay. 541 00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:21,597 I've given this 542 00:17:19,848 --> 00:17:21,597 a lot of thought, 543 00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:24,971 and I've decided 544 00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:24,971 we should sleep on it. 545 00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:27,929 Just came back for 546 00:17:24,971 --> 00:17:27,929 my day planner. 547 00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,888 Pretend I'm not even here. 548 00:17:27,929 --> 00:17:30,888 You guys are great at that. 549 00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:32,847 Come on, Pierce. 550 00:17:30,888 --> 00:17:32,847 We all know 551 00:17:32,847 --> 00:17:35,888 there is no "day planner." 552 00:17:32,847 --> 00:17:35,888 Here it is. 553 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,180 If you'll excuse me, 554 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,180 I'm running late 555 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,389 to drink a bottle of wine 556 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,389 in my bathing suit. 557 00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:42,138 Pierce, wait. 558 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:50,597 You know I've been coming 559 00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:50,597 to this school for 12 years? 560 00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:53,096 And I've never been friends 561 00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:53,096 with anyone here 562 00:17:53,096 --> 00:17:55,556 more than a semester. 563 00:17:55,556 --> 00:17:58,597 Probably for the same reason 564 00:17:55,556 --> 00:17:58,597 I've been married seven times. 565 00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:02,055 I guess I assume, eventually, 566 00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:02,055 I'll be rejected. 567 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:06,681 So I, you know, test people, 568 00:18:02,055 --> 00:18:06,681 push them, 569 00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:08,138 until they prove me right. 570 00:18:08,138 --> 00:18:10,430 It's a sickness. I admit it. 571 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,929 But this place has always 572 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:14,929 accepted me, sickness and all. 573 00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:17,514 This place accepted all of you, 574 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,263 sickness and all. 575 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:20,263 It's worth thinking about. 576 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,597 Um, I think we have thought 577 00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,597 about it, Pierce, 578 00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:25,888 and you're right. 579 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:31,222 And we were just picking a class 580 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:31,222 we could all be in this fall. 581 00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:32,805 And we'd love for you 582 00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:32,805 to join us. 583 00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:39,556 No, thanks. 584 00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:39,556 I'm done with you guys. 585 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,305 I like this school, 586 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,305 but I'm done with 587 00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:44,222 whatever you call this. 588 00:18:41,305 --> 00:18:44,222 Adiós. 589 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,763 He was my ride. 590 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,763 I'm going after him. 591 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:52,971 No, he's just acting out. 592 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:52,971 I've seen this behavior before. 593 00:18:52,971 --> 00:18:55,681 In cats. My cats. 594 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:59,681 It's true. And now 595 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:59,681 he'll come slinking back 596 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:06,305 in five, four, three, two... 597 00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:40,013 Then one of the Stormtroopers 598 00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:40,013 shot the others, 599 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,263 and it was Pierce. 600 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,013 And we won. 601 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,013 We saved Greendale. 602 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,472 You guys had a lot of fun. 603 00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:46,472 Yep. 604 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,305 I don't know 605 00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:48,305 how we're gonna top it. 606 00:19:48,305 --> 00:19:50,514 Oh, I got a pitch. 607 00:19:48,305 --> 00:19:50,514 Why use guns? 608 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,138 Take a hose and spray 609 00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,138 the whole school with paint. 610 00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:55,055 We kind of did. 611 00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:55,055 Been to the library? 612 00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:57,013 I'm working my way there. 613 00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,138 Oh, you can just 614 00:20:00,639 --> 00:20:02,138 put that anywhere. 615 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:09,305 Doing anything fun 616 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:09,305 for the summer? 617 00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:12,263 No plans. 618 00:20:09,305 --> 00:20:12,263 Cool. 619 00:20:12,263 --> 00:20:13,929 Cool, cool, cool. 620 00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,763 It's slippery.