1 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,684 We're gonna fly to school each morning 2 00:00:05,997 --> 00:00:08,592 We're gonna smile the entire time 3 00:00:09,316 --> 00:00:11,737 We're gonna be more happy 4 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:14,336 We're gonna finally be fine 5 00:00:14,502 --> 00:00:17,228 We're gonna get more calm and normal 6 00:00:17,353 --> 00:00:19,861 We're gonna fix our state of mind 7 00:00:20,592 --> 00:00:22,803 We're gonna be less crazy 8 00:00:23,496 --> 00:00:25,682 We're gonna finally be fine 9 00:00:25,807 --> 00:00:28,774 We're gonna stand holding hands in a brand new land 10 00:00:28,899 --> 00:00:31,562 Far away from the borderline 11 00:00:32,086 --> 00:00:34,815 We're gonna seem like a mainstream dream 12 00:00:34,981 --> 00:00:38,410 And be appealing to all mankind 13 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:41,588 We're gonna have more fun and be less weird 14 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:43,956 Than the first two years combined 15 00:00:44,453 --> 00:00:47,124 And we're gonna live forever 16 00:00:47,349 --> 00:00:49,610 And we're gonna sleep together 17 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:53,090 And we're gonna finally be sunny and shinily 18 00:00:53,381 --> 00:00:56,722 We're gonna finally be fine 19 00:00:59,719 --> 00:01:01,258 Sorry. What was the question? 20 00:01:01,624 --> 00:01:04,053 What are we gonna do without Pierce in the study group this year? 21 00:01:05,268 --> 00:01:06,347 We'll figure it out. 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,854 Speaking of figuring things out, 23 00:01:08,979 --> 00:01:10,559 me and Abed have an announcement. 24 00:01:13,261 --> 00:01:14,429 We are living together. 25 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,607 - That's... - That's nice. 26 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:18,716 We're registered at Linens'n things. 27 00:01:18,841 --> 00:01:20,653 We have linens. We mainly want the things. 28 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,527 How you like me now, bitches? 29 00:01:23,613 --> 00:01:25,574 You seem different. Are you in a play right now? 30 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:28,462 Over the summer, I decided it's time to whip this place into shape. 31 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:31,455 I'm gonna be a mean, lean, deaning machine. 32 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,791 No more paintball, no more spaceships, 33 00:01:33,957 --> 00:01:35,835 no more trampolines, and no more... 34 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:40,106 - What is that? - The monkey that lives in the vents. 35 00:01:40,747 --> 00:01:43,259 I named him "Annie's boobs," after Annie's boobs. 36 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:44,260 See, 37 00:01:44,426 --> 00:01:47,851 this is the kind of national lampoonery that is coming to an end this year. 38 00:01:47,976 --> 00:01:49,554 Homie don't dean this. 39 00:01:50,181 --> 00:01:53,477 Let's get to biology on time. I don't want to be a screw-up this year. 40 00:01:57,314 --> 00:01:58,899 We're doing this without Pierce? 41 00:01:59,295 --> 00:02:00,442 So sad. 42 00:02:00,608 --> 00:02:05,270 We have parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, racist, oldest, 43 00:02:05,395 --> 00:02:08,284 elderly, crazy friend, and he's not coming back. 44 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:09,304 I'm back. 45 00:02:11,893 --> 00:02:14,033 - How was your summer? - Enlightful, Annie. 46 00:02:14,985 --> 00:02:17,958 I underwent three months of intensive soul-rezoning 47 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:20,379 at the Laser Lotus celebrity center. 48 00:02:20,787 --> 00:02:23,604 I stand before you a more highly evolved Pierce Hawthorne, 49 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,617 one that can accept that this table 50 00:02:28,522 --> 00:02:30,139 has a sort of magic in it. 51 00:02:31,755 --> 00:02:33,809 - And I'd like to come back. - Damn it! 52 00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:37,779 Sorry. 53 00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:41,330 I just had the frustrating realization that you can't come back to the group, 54 00:02:41,455 --> 00:02:43,360 'cause you're not in biology and it's filled up. 55 00:02:43,526 --> 00:02:44,979 Couldn't we take something else? 56 00:02:45,104 --> 00:02:48,407 Surely we've evolved beyond caring what class we take together. 57 00:02:50,312 --> 00:02:51,702 I'll do you one better. 58 00:02:53,655 --> 00:02:57,061 I think we've evolved beyond reliance on a group at all. 59 00:02:58,023 --> 00:03:00,669 Aren't we just actual friends now, no matter where we are? 60 00:03:01,673 --> 00:03:03,316 You know what's magic about this table? 61 00:03:03,441 --> 00:03:05,966 It magically keeps our books from falling on the floor. 62 00:03:06,711 --> 00:03:07,927 The table's for studying, 63 00:03:08,093 --> 00:03:10,012 but as friends, we've evolved. 64 00:03:10,178 --> 00:03:11,733 And let's use that first breath 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,328 of crisp, new, super evolved air 66 00:03:14,453 --> 00:03:16,727 to declare proudly and in one voice, 67 00:03:16,893 --> 00:03:17,906 "Pierce... 68 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:20,587 "We'll see you when we see you." 69 00:03:39,645 --> 00:03:41,418 Don't tell the monkey I'm living here. 70 00:03:59,436 --> 00:04:01,063 - Feygnasse Team - 71 00:04:01,229 --> 00:04:02,857 La Fabrique ::. 72 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:08,237 3x01: Biology 101 73 00:04:12,699 --> 00:04:13,726 Star-Burns, 74 00:04:14,576 --> 00:04:17,261 I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns. 75 00:04:17,386 --> 00:04:18,998 - Am I missing anything? - Yeah! 76 00:04:19,164 --> 00:04:20,701 The human being underneath it all, 77 00:04:20,826 --> 00:04:22,668 but no one's interested in that, are they? 78 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,708 I hope we did the right thing about Pierce. 79 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,084 - He really seems like he's changed. - Are you nuts? 80 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:31,218 That's what he wants you to think. Trust me, we're better off without him. 81 00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:33,345 Excluding him is what drove him crazy last year. 82 00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:35,681 Wrong, being crazy drove him excluded. 83 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:40,644 - What? - Cougar Town has moved to mid-season. 84 00:04:41,589 --> 00:04:43,814 That's never a good sign. Not cool, not cool. 85 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,400 Buddy, it's coming back in January. 86 00:04:46,781 --> 00:04:48,277 Six seasons and a movie. 87 00:04:53,984 --> 00:04:55,660 This is intro to biology. 88 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,049 I'm your professor, Dr. Marshall King, PHD. 89 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:03,709 It took me 6,205 hours to get my degree, 90 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,544 and I know, 91 00:05:06,109 --> 00:05:08,023 because I was only allowed in the library 92 00:05:08,148 --> 00:05:10,817 one hour per day at the San Vicente correctional facility 93 00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:14,720 while serving a sentence of 25 to life. 94 00:05:16,706 --> 00:05:18,360 Now let's talk about that word. 95 00:05:18,765 --> 00:05:19,576 "Life." 96 00:05:21,938 --> 00:05:23,538 Sorry. It's a new phone. 97 00:05:23,765 --> 00:05:25,203 Switching to vibrate. 98 00:05:26,019 --> 00:05:27,983 Continue. This is really great. 99 00:05:29,143 --> 00:05:32,268 I stared at a crack in the ground in my cell for years, 100 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,852 and one day, something grew from it. 101 00:05:35,484 --> 00:05:37,700 A single blade of grass. 102 00:05:41,687 --> 00:05:43,395 Vibrates louder than the ringer. 103 00:05:44,682 --> 00:05:46,669 You know what? Turning it off. 104 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:49,837 Living thing, 105 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:52,341 growing from dead stone. 106 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:54,695 Get out! 107 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,262 - It's off, it's off. - Out! 108 00:05:56,428 --> 00:05:57,529 I turned it off. 109 00:05:59,941 --> 00:06:01,642 Fine. Okay, fine. I'm leaving. 110 00:06:01,808 --> 00:06:03,102 Don't bother coming back. 111 00:06:03,268 --> 00:06:04,270 Seriously? 112 00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:06,011 Dude, Sean Penn called. 113 00:06:06,136 --> 00:06:07,708 He says to dial it back. 114 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,879 - Sean Penn is... - I know who Sean Penn is. 115 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,695 I've seen Milk. Now get out. 116 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:15,795 Dude, learn to blend. 117 00:06:18,366 --> 00:06:20,661 I will not tolerate monkeys living on campus. 118 00:06:21,209 --> 00:06:23,134 If I wanted to run a monkey hotel, 119 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:25,155 I'd install a banana buffet. 120 00:06:25,504 --> 00:06:27,299 I'd use vines as elevators, 121 00:06:27,424 --> 00:06:31,005 and I'd put tail holes in the bathrobes, and I'd lower all the shower knobs. 122 00:06:31,171 --> 00:06:33,591 - You've really thought this through. - And now it's your turn. 123 00:06:33,757 --> 00:06:35,483 Brainstorm. Idea shower. 124 00:06:35,608 --> 00:06:37,261 Spray your solutions all over me. 125 00:06:37,427 --> 00:06:39,375 Well, we could seal all the vents 126 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:42,065 and then pump the ducts with some kind of gas 127 00:06:43,351 --> 00:06:44,638 that knocks out monkeys. 128 00:06:44,763 --> 00:06:46,228 Monkey knockout gas! 129 00:06:46,394 --> 00:06:48,856 Now that's the kind of grounded, sensible thinking 130 00:06:49,022 --> 00:06:50,566 I want to see this year. 131 00:06:51,473 --> 00:06:53,713 - Catherine, who's next? - Vice dean Laybourne 132 00:06:53,838 --> 00:06:55,946 from the air conditioning repair school annex. 133 00:06:57,172 --> 00:06:59,200 - Vice dean. - New suit, dean? 134 00:06:59,366 --> 00:07:00,576 New dean, vice dean. 135 00:07:02,452 --> 00:07:05,434 I see that you used school funds to buy an espresso machine 136 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,124 for your faculty break room. 137 00:07:07,249 --> 00:07:09,794 I don't recall being consulted on that. 138 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,378 I don't consult you on anything. 139 00:07:11,544 --> 00:07:12,764 That's the problem. 140 00:07:13,056 --> 00:07:15,986 The air-conditioning repair school annex seems to think 141 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:18,618 that it's separate from Greendale, 142 00:07:19,602 --> 00:07:20,948 but it's an annex. 143 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,641 An appendage, on a body, with a head, 144 00:07:23,807 --> 00:07:26,683 and this head is saying to this appendage, 145 00:07:26,931 --> 00:07:27,770 "whazup?" 146 00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:30,815 What you say makes sense. 147 00:07:31,393 --> 00:07:32,441 Tell you what. 148 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:36,563 You bring your head down to my appendage tomorrow, 149 00:07:37,244 --> 00:07:39,031 and I'll show you "whazup." 150 00:07:41,911 --> 00:07:43,024 I'll be there. 151 00:07:55,505 --> 00:07:57,633 I think I found something that will help Abed! 152 00:07:59,426 --> 00:08:02,026 Abed, did you know that Cougar Town is an American adaptation 153 00:08:02,151 --> 00:08:04,098 of a 1990s British sitcom? 154 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,063 Cougarton Abbey. 155 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,441 Just been'round Cougarton chapel. 156 00:08:09,566 --> 00:08:12,484 - I may be having an awakening. - Come off it, Deidre. 157 00:08:12,609 --> 00:08:14,775 You've only been having a butchers at the choir boys. 158 00:08:16,988 --> 00:08:18,167 Better than nothing. 159 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:22,139 Can you believe that guy, kicking me out of class like that? 160 00:08:22,782 --> 00:08:24,071 It's gonna be impossible 161 00:08:24,196 --> 00:08:26,245 to find a science class with six open spots. 162 00:08:26,411 --> 00:08:28,747 - Why would we need to do that? - I'm not in biology anymore. 163 00:08:28,913 --> 00:08:31,898 And neither is Pierce, but you're both still our friends. 164 00:08:32,329 --> 00:08:33,294 We've evolved. 165 00:08:34,053 --> 00:08:35,091 Right, Jeff? 166 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:42,261 We have. 167 00:08:43,511 --> 00:08:44,985 And we all love each other. 168 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,504 And we all go to the same school, so... 169 00:08:48,972 --> 00:08:50,907 I guess I'll see ya when I see ya. 170 00:08:54,237 --> 00:08:55,250 Guess what. 171 00:08:55,375 --> 00:08:57,326 I was on the wait list for biology, 172 00:08:57,451 --> 00:08:59,380 somebody got kicked out, I am. 173 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:01,066 Here to study! 174 00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:12,421 All hail, sir eats alone. 175 00:09:12,546 --> 00:09:15,209 Shut up, Leonard. I heard about your prescription socks. 176 00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:21,133 Sorry, I've got a new favorite show, and I'm only on episode six. 177 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,177 You guys got five minutes left to eat. 178 00:09:23,302 --> 00:09:25,721 Time flies when you're studying the science of life. 179 00:09:25,887 --> 00:09:27,330 It is when you're joking around 180 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:29,517 about movie titles that sound like names for poops. 181 00:09:30,432 --> 00:09:31,602 Remains of the day. 182 00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:33,771 Wait a second. 183 00:09:33,937 --> 00:09:36,190 Were you eavesdropping on our study session? 184 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:38,425 I was eavesdropping on your goof-off session, 185 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:40,514 and you dummies missed the most obvious one. 186 00:09:40,639 --> 00:09:41,729 I said Green Mile. 187 00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,263 Operation dumbo drop! 188 00:09:45,865 --> 00:09:47,159 Too clever by half. 189 00:09:47,558 --> 00:09:50,204 All right, I gotta go. Thanks for the five minutes. 190 00:09:51,626 --> 00:09:52,581 Blimey. 191 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:54,754 The barrister's foreclosed the abbey. 192 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:58,290 Fancy a drink, then? 193 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:01,173 Ol, fetch us a... hemlock. 194 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:16,397 Why did everyone on Cougarton Abbey just die? 195 00:10:16,563 --> 00:10:18,232 They only ran six episodes. 196 00:10:18,357 --> 00:10:20,568 That's the great thing about British TV. 197 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:21,735 Give you closure. 198 00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:26,365 We'll find you a new favorite show! 199 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,366 Come on. 200 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,677 You are human tennis elbow. 201 00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:34,481 You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. 202 00:10:34,606 --> 00:10:36,083 You're the opposite of Batman. 203 00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:44,175 You don't need them. 204 00:10:44,856 --> 00:10:46,719 Exactly. I'll see 'em when I see 'em. 205 00:10:46,885 --> 00:10:47,843 Totally. 206 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:50,848 We should hang out some time. Grab a drink? 207 00:10:51,014 --> 00:10:52,516 Sure. Where are you living now? 208 00:10:52,682 --> 00:10:53,841 The air vents. 209 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:55,728 I live in the air vents of the school. 210 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,519 I'm free, Jeff. 211 00:10:58,956 --> 00:10:59,857 Free! 212 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,781 I gotta get back in that class. 213 00:11:08,114 --> 00:11:10,260 Real dean coming through... 214 00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:12,453 My goodness spacious, 215 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,154 vice dean... 216 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:16,248 Is this where Greendale's money is going? 217 00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,971 More accurately, dean, 218 00:11:18,096 --> 00:11:20,044 it's where Greendale's money comes from. 219 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,197 Our air-conditioning program has a job placement rate 220 00:11:23,322 --> 00:11:26,425 five times higher than the rest of your school combined. 221 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:30,971 Our alumni donations comprise 80% of your entire school's budget. 222 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:32,767 And you want to know 223 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,151 why we think we deserve an espresso machine? 224 00:11:37,226 --> 00:11:38,719 Well, I guess I didn't know. 225 00:11:38,844 --> 00:11:40,500 And you never had to, dean. 226 00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:43,382 You could have lived your life in blissful ignorance 227 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:46,283 and died a happy, pansexual imp. 228 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:50,116 But you wanted to feel power this year. 229 00:11:50,692 --> 00:11:52,785 Well, now, you're going to feel my power 230 00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:57,397 as it surges downward from me, straight through you, 231 00:11:57,522 --> 00:12:01,851 from nostril to rectum, now until the end of time. 232 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:03,344 And that's... 233 00:12:03,964 --> 00:12:04,965 "whazup". 234 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,176 I forgot everything you said before "rectum"! 235 00:12:11,934 --> 00:12:13,055 Who are these guys? 236 00:12:13,221 --> 00:12:14,687 This is my legal team 237 00:12:14,812 --> 00:12:17,434 because I think it's time we worked out a new agreement. 238 00:12:17,982 --> 00:12:19,311 Doesn't look like a lawyer. 239 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,453 That's a barber. 240 00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:23,241 Because I'm also sick of that ridiculous goatee. 241 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:26,402 You look like a white Lou Gossett, Jr. 242 00:12:32,393 --> 00:12:33,701 You deserve a bigger office. 243 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,286 Biggest office I ever had. 244 00:12:35,562 --> 00:12:39,317 I'm here to apologize, Dr King, and beg you for a seat in biology. 245 00:12:39,748 --> 00:12:42,543 You wanna learn about life? Give up the phone. 246 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,462 You want a bribe? 247 00:12:44,628 --> 00:12:47,089 I can't be bought, man. You feel me? 248 00:12:47,895 --> 00:12:49,800 See, prison was my walls. 249 00:12:49,966 --> 00:12:51,563 But you put your walls up. 250 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:54,421 You, and your phone, and your attitude, 251 00:12:54,546 --> 00:12:55,973 and your fruit loops cologne. 252 00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:57,766 Your walls put up so tight, 253 00:12:57,932 --> 00:13:00,107 not even a blade of grass could get through. 254 00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:03,004 But even if it did, you wouldn't appreciate it. 255 00:13:04,778 --> 00:13:06,233 That's why you can't come back. 256 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:08,130 What's your problem with me, man? 257 00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:11,181 And don't act like it's not about me specifically, 258 00:13:11,306 --> 00:13:12,573 'cause you've been in... 259 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:18,996 Busted! 260 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:25,628 Take it easy, Winger. 261 00:13:25,794 --> 00:13:26,837 Everything okay? 262 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:28,631 It is now that I have this. 263 00:13:28,968 --> 00:13:31,592 This is my ticket to getting back in the group. 264 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:37,248 I want to be in the group so bad! 265 00:13:41,982 --> 00:13:44,628 All right, let's smoke 'em and choke 'em. 266 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:53,155 What is that? 267 00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:55,616 Monkey gas! 268 00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:43,372 All your friends are here. They wanna talk to you. 269 00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:46,047 How is this different from the way he always is? 270 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:48,377 Don't wanna push it, but it's a great time to baptize him. 271 00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,505 Abed, maybe this can be your new favorite show. 272 00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:55,885 It's a British sci-fi series that's been on the air since 1962. 273 00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,668 Britta, you've done enough. 274 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,848 Why don't you go start a ruiners' club? Wait, you'd probably just ruin it. 275 00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:03,851 Well then, I'd be doing a good job because it's a ruiners' club. 276 00:15:04,017 --> 00:15:05,603 You ruined my analogy. 277 00:15:05,769 --> 00:15:06,776 Guys, look! 278 00:15:16,003 --> 00:15:18,687 Blimey, inspector! Where are we this time? 279 00:15:18,812 --> 00:15:20,779 The question isn't where, Constable, 280 00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,404 but when. 281 00:15:23,461 --> 00:15:25,288 Inspector, look out! Blorgons! 282 00:15:25,661 --> 00:15:27,166 Eradicate! 283 00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:30,753 The best show I've ever seen. 284 00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:34,131 Having fun without me again? 285 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,302 What happened? You look 70. 286 00:15:39,844 --> 00:15:41,721 Abed has a new favorite TV show. 287 00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,808 It's called Inspector Spacetime. 288 00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,602 Can it, boobs. I came here to let you know 289 00:15:46,768 --> 00:15:50,461 that your best friend Pierce is the one that got me kicked out 290 00:15:50,586 --> 00:15:52,691 of bio class and the study group. 291 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,572 It was a plan he hatched, 292 00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:58,376 from the beginning, with his pal, professor Kane. 293 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,889 That's a photo I gave our professor of me 294 00:16:04,014 --> 00:16:05,830 visiting Hawthorne wipes' spokesman 295 00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:09,416 and rap artist Sugar Cube in prison during the '90s. 296 00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:12,837 They look alike. 297 00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,298 I guess they share one important feature in your eyes. 298 00:16:16,464 --> 00:16:17,824 Well, that's not fair! 299 00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:21,846 Look, I was standing far away, and I saw the prison uniform! 300 00:16:24,264 --> 00:16:27,143 Obviously I don't mean all black people are in prison! 301 00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:31,730 Jeff, clearly you have gone off the deep end. 302 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:32,870 Don't blame him. 303 00:16:32,995 --> 00:16:35,234 The table is powerful, and being cut off from it... 304 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,448 Shut the... 305 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,806 I've become... 306 00:16:43,059 --> 00:16:44,060 agitated. 307 00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:46,938 I apologize. 308 00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:50,698 We'll continue this discourse at a later date. 309 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:52,418 Good night. 310 00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:55,045 He just needs some space. 311 00:16:56,921 --> 00:16:59,550 I'm going to kill the one thing you love! 312 00:17:00,342 --> 00:17:01,302 I will kill it! 313 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:05,514 As long as it breathes, it controls our lives! 314 00:17:10,783 --> 00:17:13,787 I came by to tell you this year isn't gonna be that different. 315 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,331 With the notable exception, we really won't have any money. 316 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:21,920 Have a nice night. 317 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,870 What is with that guy? 318 00:17:31,428 --> 00:17:32,750 Did you find the monkey? 319 00:17:32,916 --> 00:17:34,710 Here's the invoice for the gassing. 320 00:17:34,876 --> 00:17:36,796 As it turns out, I cannot pay this... 321 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:39,965 Or your salaries. Starting on... 322 00:17:40,131 --> 00:17:41,250 Two weeks ago. 323 00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:44,932 But, what I do have are these vouchers 324 00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:47,056 for the classes of your choosing. 325 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,484 You're lucky I need my scuba certification. 326 00:18:09,216 --> 00:18:10,972 I'm the one living in your vents. 327 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,082 I have no home and no job. 328 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,642 Does that mean you'll work for room and board? 329 00:18:23,258 --> 00:18:25,148 I was lying the whole time. 330 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,312 I didn't want the group to evolve. 331 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,432 I just didn't want Pierce around. I hate him. 332 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:35,574 Okay, but Jeff, what you did, it's hard to get past that. 333 00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:38,345 I know you're already out of the study group, but... 334 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,651 I have to ask that you stop being my friend. 335 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:47,965 Everybody, here's the thing: 336 00:18:48,356 --> 00:18:50,369 I am not as evolved as I said I was. 337 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,204 The biology class was full, 338 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:55,456 so I told professor Kane I'd pay him a few thousand dollars to... 339 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:56,667 kick Jeff out. 340 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,043 - What? - Pierce! 341 00:18:58,209 --> 00:18:59,012 What? 342 00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,876 I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with an axe 343 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,217 and still is the second craziest man in the room. 344 00:19:05,383 --> 00:19:07,720 Everybody in favor of voting Pierce out of the group? 345 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,096 Stop! 346 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:12,558 Pierce isn't crazy. 347 00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:14,989 The table... 348 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,855 is... magic. 349 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:20,900 I've been on the other side, 350 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:22,464 so I can tell you. 351 00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:25,863 It's a scary, lonely, Chang-filled world out there, 352 00:19:26,144 --> 00:19:28,138 and sure, this group has sprouted some legs, 353 00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:31,368 but why are we in such a rush to leave the tide pool? 354 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,284 When the only things waiting for us on shore... 355 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,223 are the sands of time, 356 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,710 and the hungry seagulls of slowly growing apart. 357 00:19:40,477 --> 00:19:42,213 I really need this biology class. 358 00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:54,809 Pr. Kane has never taken a bribe. You feel me? 359 00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:57,419 I lied, 360 00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:00,523 but you seem to have a harder time being the bad guy than me. 361 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,690 You're right. 362 00:20:03,258 --> 00:20:04,259 I do. 363 00:20:06,182 --> 00:20:08,322 Which, in a weird way, makes me a pretty bad guy. 364 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,658 - We're the same. - Please don't. 365 00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:14,372 Jeff, but you're still kicked out of biology. 366 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,247 I'm not worried about it. 367 00:20:16,826 --> 00:20:18,760 Life has a way of breaking through. 368 00:20:20,311 --> 00:20:21,847 So, here's what I'm thinking. 369 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,410 I'm a drug dealer, right? 370 00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:25,214 And you're a scientist, 371 00:20:25,948 --> 00:20:30,152 so couldn't we get, like, a Breaking Bad type of thing going? 372 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:34,265 Sorry, Star-Face, you just lost your seat in my class. 373 00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:41,522 There, now the table is up. Good as new. 374 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:42,798 And so is Abed. 375 00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:45,133 I'm sorry I was overprotective about it. 376 00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:48,069 - I'll try to be more supportive. - Here's your first chance. 377 00:20:48,194 --> 00:20:50,939 Helping Abed has inspired me to finally declare a major. 378 00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:52,324 I'll study psychology. 379 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,453 Like in a research capacity? 380 00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:58,539 No, in a hands-on capacity. I'm gonna be a therapist. 381 00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:04,801 Keep it down. 382 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,093 There's a new sheriff in town. 383 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:12,017 Interesting. 384 00:21:12,343 --> 00:21:13,596 We'll all die this year.