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I'm so glad you're moving out
of this neighborhood, Annie.

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Some dude peed on my car
while I was parking it.

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You met Spaghetti!

4
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Yeah, I won't miss him.

5
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Speaking of missing people,
how did Jeff dodge this bullet...

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of friendship.

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He said he was under the weather.

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Thanks for helping.

9
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Can you imagine how fun it's gonna be?
Me living with Troy and Abed?

10
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Yeah, there'll be a honeymoon phase,

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but it won't be long
till you hate their guts.

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What's this little guy's name?

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I'll never hate Troy and Abed.

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My God, I forgot.
You're 20.

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Don't worry. It's natural.

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When you become roommates
with friends,

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the things you love about them
become the things

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that make you want
to smother them with a pillow.

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But...
That's unacceptable to me.

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Then...

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I'm lying?

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- Forgetting something?
- Yeah.

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- Yes, like I'm gonna get sick of this.
- Wha-what wha-what?

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We're here to help you move...
On the dance floor.

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- Nice! Tweet it!
- Tweeting it.

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- What?
- Everything.

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Live tweeting Annie's move on Twitter.
Hashtag "Annie's move."

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How fun.

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How was I supposed to know
it was a handicap space?

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Because the man in the wheelchair
was yelling it.

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Oh, yeah,
and he doesn't have an agenda.

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Hold it.

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- Where's Winger?
- Sick.

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Yeah, I'm calling him.

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So you're sick, huh?

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That's what they tell me.

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Cut the wit, Winger.

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Where are you,
the Gap or Banana Republic?

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Britta, you got me all figured out.

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I can tell you're not in bed.

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That's right.

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I'm pretending to be violently ill
to avoid lifting a few boxes.

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Because I'm 13.

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And who's your primary care physician,
Mr. Winger?

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Dr. Schroder. S, c, h.

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- Do you want to see my insurance card?
- Please.

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- Wait, are you at a hospital?
- No, I'm at the Gap.

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You hear that?
That's not a heart monitor.

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It's a machine telling me
I'm low on khakis.

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Dr. Tarpenian to radiology,
Dr. Tarpenian.

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Crap, I'm sorry.
I just assumed...

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Whatever.
I don't blame you.

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I've lied before.

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It's probably karma that I'm sick.

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But believe me,
if you had what I have,

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you'd rather be moving boxes.

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Okay, feel better.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, I'll see you guys on Monday.

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You are fantastic.

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So are you.

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What are you doing after?

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Probably trying
a couple of boot-cuts.

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But after that...

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Maybe,

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like, a blazer?

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- Feygnasse Team -

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La Fabrique::.

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3x07: Studies in Modern Movement

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- How are we out of packing tape?
- I don't know.

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I think I left some in the bathroom.

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Nope, nothing in here.

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You guys!
You used all of it?

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I had a big breakfast.

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Nice. Tweeting it!

76
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There might be a slight danger
I will end up hating them.

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Man children... Can't live with them,
can't leave them alone with your tape.

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Britta, don't make jokes.
You're bad at it.

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Also, I can't afford
to live anywhere else.

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And everything is riding on this,
and I'm out of tape...

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Annie, listen.

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Breathe.

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When I was in Amsterdam, I met this guy
who ate too many shrooms

84
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and fell out of a window
at the Anne Frank house.

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No, no, he's fine.

86
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The doctor said that the drugs
made his body just limp enough

87
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to keep him from breaking his neck.

88
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I don't see what your taste in men
has to do with my situation.

89
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What I'm saying,

90
00:04:06,669 --> 00:04:08,798
is that if you're gonna live
with two guys like that,

91
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you've gotta learn to go limp.

92
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Loosey-goosey.

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Shake it all up.

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Limp... Loosey-goosey.

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New Annie.

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Going with the flow.

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Loosey-goosey, is it loosey-goosey
or goosey-loosey?

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Is that hyphenated?
You know what?

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Don't tell me.

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I don't need to know.

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Bro...

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Heim.

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Okay, go.

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Didn't feel it.

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What...

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A fun use

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you found for my bubble wrap.

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I know!
We have to sell this to the military.

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Yeah, baby.

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Here's the other tape gun.
Think fast!

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You broke my plug thing.

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No worries.

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That's what
the security deposit is for.

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Hashtag that is all.

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You're not letting some slumlord
take your hard-earned money.

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I'll fix it. I used that all the time
when I was a slumlord.

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Really? My landlord's coming by
to do the inspection at 5:00.

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Do you have the time?

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Easy peasy, George and weezie.

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This is probably the last
that'll fit in our car.

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I'll help you.
But not in an uptight way.

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I'm very concerned
about this living situation.

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I've seen enough episodes of Friends
to know cohabitation leads to sex, drugs

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and some hit parade magazine
called Schwimmer-fatigue.

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Good for you. What's the saying?
If you can't stop 'em, judge 'em?

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Somebody's gotta be
this group's moral compass.

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That somebody has to be you?

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'Cause by moral compass,
you mean Shirley's religion.

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Well...

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Want a ride?

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If we'll have that type of conversation,
I will ride with somebody else.

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Don't worry, Shirley.
Keep me company while I fix this

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and I'll give you a ride over there.

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Well, hey there, stranger!

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What a coincidence, huh?

136
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This is just like
that lake house movie.

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I can only assume.
Even I have limits.

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Dean Pelton.

139
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It's Saturday.
Call me Craig.

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Off campus, I'm just a Craigular Joe.

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What'd you get?

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Now I feel
like I have to head back out there.

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Dean, Craig,

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nice to see you but I have to run.

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Yeah, you're probably heading
to help Annie move.

146
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Right?

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I follow Troy and Abed on Twitter.

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Looks like Annie's moving
and you're...

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sick at the hospital?

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Curious.

151
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I might head there myself.
I could tell them you said hi.

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I'd rather you didn't.

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Maybe I won't have time.

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Especially if we're doing...

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Lunch?

156
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Yeah, but your religion
isn't the same as morality.

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And calling me amoral
because I'm Atheistic

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is religious persecution.

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How can I persecute you?
You don't have a religion.

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Oh, look!
A hitchhiker.

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A person in need.

162
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Oh, my God.
What am I doing?

163
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I'm pulling over to help him out.

164
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Do not help him out.

165
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Why, because it proves the existence
of secular morality?

166
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No, because he looks stinky.

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Judge not, Shirley.
Judge not.

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I really appreciate it, thank you.

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Where are you headed, fellow human?

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- Riverside Falls?
- That's 40 minutes away.

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I guess
I'm just a really good person.

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I knew you were.

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I could see the kindness
in your faces.

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I assume you've both
accepted Jesus Christ

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as your lord and savior?

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Oh, that's nice.

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Needed a coat of paint anyway.

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Welcome, Annie, to your new home.

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Okay... To reacquaint you,
there's the bathroom,

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kitchen, and, of course, our bedroom.

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If the room's a rockin' please knock
'cause there's something probably wrong.

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00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,370
- Yeah, we're pretty chill in there.
- Now let's go see your room.

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What's that?

184
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That is your room.

185
00:08:13,723 --> 00:08:15,893
You said this was a two bedroom.

186
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It is, one, two.
Yours is a blanket fort.

187
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An awesome blanket fort.

188
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But still highly flammable
so no candles.

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What do you think?

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- Tweet it?
- Tweeting it!

191
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I am not surprised you're taken aback.
Here dreams come true.

192
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Our whole life we were told

193
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that blanket forts
are for special occasions.

194
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Like sleepovers or when uncles die.
But that's a lie, Annie.

195
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You can live in a fort of blankets
all day, every night.

196
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It's so awesome.

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- Surprised you don't live in one.
- We'll spend enough time in yours.

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It's where we're gonna watch TV.

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Right.

200
00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:03,129
And that door?
That's not a bedroom?

201
00:09:05,529 --> 00:09:08,195
- Is it a linen closet?
- Something like that.

202
00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:09,960
What's a linen closet?

203
00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:15,161
- A siesta salad and an iced tea.
- Excelente. And for you?

204
00:09:21,222 --> 00:09:25,282
The gentleman
will have a top notch-os

205
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and a watermelon margarita.

206
00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,424
Thank you Jeffrey.

207
00:09:29,149 --> 00:09:29,967
So...

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00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:32,470
- Any brother and sister?
- The check too.

209
00:09:34,052 --> 00:09:35,014
What's the rush?

210
00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,948
We're eating, then I'm leaving.

211
00:09:37,557 --> 00:09:40,199
I just hope that I don't bump
into your study group on Monday.

212
00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:44,523
And I pray they don't ask me
who I saw at the mall on Saturday.

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Because, unlike a certain someone,

214
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I just don't think I could lie
to those sweet people.

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00:09:49,986 --> 00:09:51,530
Dean, this is blackmail.

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Call me Craig.

217
00:09:53,579 --> 00:09:56,048
And call blackmail
"a day at the mall with Craig."

218
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Because that's all I require,
Jeffrey.

219
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You and I are going to have some fun.

220
00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:02,792
And create a few memories.

221
00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,627
And I suggest you get into it.

222
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:06,253
Because that counts.

223
00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,056
A song for the señor, señor?

224
00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:14,970
Adiós amores.

225
00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:17,042
Oh, what a surprise.

226
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:57,075
This is actually
quite calming for some reason.

227
00:10:57,554 --> 00:11:00,766
And that's when I realized
I had to forgive them.

228
00:11:00,932 --> 00:11:04,160
That's a beautiful story. So inspiring
how he came to find the lord.

229
00:11:04,285 --> 00:11:05,187
Isn't it?

230
00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:09,066
I didn't exactly have to find the lord.
He was inside me.

231
00:11:09,232 --> 00:11:10,985
Amen!
What's your name, friend?

232
00:11:11,151 --> 00:11:11,986
Jesus.

233
00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:13,237
Are you Latino?

234
00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:16,776
- No, my child, I am him.
- You're what now?

235
00:11:16,901 --> 00:11:18,482
I am the one true son of God.

236
00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:20,411
I was sent here to save humanity.

237
00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:24,665
Well, it is a pleasure
to have you in my car, Jesus.

238
00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:26,459
Stop.
It's not funny now.

239
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:29,231
Just curious,
what's your position on marijuana?

240
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,808
It was given to us by God.
It should be legal.

241
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:33,507
That's nice.

242
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,647
Hear me, hear me!

243
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,186
Presenting the real-life fairy tale

244
00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:54,695
of how princess Annie

245
00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:57,457
was saved
from bad neighborhood forest

246
00:11:57,582 --> 00:11:58,932
by Woodsman Troy.

247
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,174
And Bebad,
his emotionally unavailable unicorn.

248
00:12:03,851 --> 00:12:08,000
Brought to you by the girl-yogurt
Jamie Lee Curtis uses to poop.

249
00:12:08,865 --> 00:12:11,735
There's a package of it in the fridge
as a welcoming gift.

250
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,953
Once upon a time, there was
a beautiful princess named Annie.

251
00:12:16,738 --> 00:12:19,990
Who was harassed every day
by Count Spaghetti.

252
00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:24,100
The evil cracksmith
who lived outside of her building.

253
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:27,211
I just stand here?

254
00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:29,720
Come on, Jeffrey.
Get in here!

255
00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:33,032
This is gonna be fun!

256
00:12:33,157 --> 00:12:34,096
Or else.

257
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,611
- So we just punch in the numbers?
- That's right.

258
00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:39,073
Okay, you know this one, Jeff.

259
00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:42,076
We've sang it a thousand times,
together, in my mind.

260
00:12:44,655 --> 00:12:46,005
Come on, Jeffrey.

261
00:12:46,449 --> 00:12:47,683
Make or break time.

262
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:51,324
Unless you want to be back here
next Saturday.

263
00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:36,954
Jesus loves marijuana

264
00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:42,077
Jesus loves marijuana

265
00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:47,748
Jesus loves marijuana

266
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:53,583
And drinking human blood

267
00:14:20,813 --> 00:14:21,873
That was great.

268
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,330
Yeah, might have been a little fun.

269
00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:25,333
See?

270
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:28,765
And you emailed your therapist
you wanted to be alone this weekend.

271
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,852
What?

272
00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:36,077
Thank you.
Thank you very much.

273
00:14:36,507 --> 00:14:37,913
Now, with your permission,

274
00:14:38,038 --> 00:14:40,580
I'd like to sing a little song
about race-mixing.

275
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,905
This one's called Don't you do it.

276
00:14:44,185 --> 00:14:45,282
Get out!

277
00:14:58,205 --> 00:14:59,665
Good evening, senator.

278
00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:00,840
Any requests?

279
00:15:03,013 --> 00:15:05,302
What do you want to do next?
I paid for a full hour...

280
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:08,070
I email my therapist
from my Greendale account.

281
00:15:08,195 --> 00:15:10,290
The same account
where I received an email

282
00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:13,501
from physique25 telling me
about today's sale.

283
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:14,975
Is that why you're here?

284
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,522
You read student emails?

285
00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:20,477
The Patriot Act says I can do it...
Technically.

286
00:15:20,602 --> 00:15:22,699
Need I remind you
the nation is at war?

287
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:24,739
I'll kill you.

288
00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:27,658
No, Jeffrey come on!
Remember, we were making memories!

289
00:15:34,149 --> 00:15:36,542
You're scaring me!
Don't let the terrorists win!

290
00:15:38,418 --> 00:15:42,565
And then the three of them lived
happily ever after!

291
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:45,795
And Bebad became the little dipper.

292
00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:48,137
The end.

293
00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:50,176
Kiss me, Woodsman Troy!

294
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,844
You guys!

295
00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:56,937
Living here is gonna be fun
all the time.

296
00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:59,148
Let's make the entire apartment
a fort.

297
00:15:59,314 --> 00:16:01,089
I'll get more blankets.

298
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,810
This is a space we reserved
for virtual adventures.

299
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,101
Like a playroom
but only works in our minds.

300
00:16:19,585 --> 00:16:22,129
We call it the dreamatorium.

301
00:16:22,637 --> 00:16:23,463
But...

302
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:25,091
it's a bedroom.

303
00:16:25,257 --> 00:16:26,892
No, no.
There's only two bedrooms,

304
00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:28,411
including the blanket fort.

305
00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:29,736
This is the...

306
00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:31,468
dreamatorium.

307
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:36,256
All day, I've been
jumping through hoops to fit in.

308
00:16:36,381 --> 00:16:38,687
Including the literal hoops
you put in front of the toilet.

309
00:16:39,244 --> 00:16:40,564
And you guys are hoarding

310
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:43,778
this second bedroom
as some kind of playroom?

311
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,986
And making me sleep
on a pile of laundry?

312
00:16:46,152 --> 00:16:48,280
We worked hard on that.
And it's a blanket fort.

313
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,658
It's an asylum
for half-witted children!

314
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:56,216
As the only adult in this apartment,
I am making an ultimatum.

315
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:59,208
Me or this...
stupid dreamatorium.

316
00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:02,435
- It's non-negotiable, read the lease.
- Specially the part we added in crayon.

317
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,798
- Don't take this to court.
- Here can be a courtroom in a blink.

318
00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:08,467
This doesn't work for me.

319
00:17:09,104 --> 00:17:12,329
From the minute I joined the group,
I've been worried about how uptight I am

320
00:17:12,454 --> 00:17:13,722
and how I'm no fun.

321
00:17:13,888 --> 00:17:15,975
Then I was worried
that I wouldn't fit in here

322
00:17:16,141 --> 00:17:18,574
or be able to hang with you guys,
but you know what?

323
00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:21,772
Why don't you ever Ask yourselves
whether you can hang with me?

324
00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:23,308
Why always me?

325
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:24,922
I'm sick of this crap!

326
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,610
Enjoy your stupid dreamatorium.

327
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,623
We will!

328
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,944
Because this is our apartment too!

329
00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,658
And just because we're awesome

330
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,953
doesn't mean we're not adults!

331
00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:41,313
- Candy cigarette?
- I don't want a candy cigarette.

332
00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,456
- I want our Annie.
- Yeah, we blew it.

333
00:17:45,505 --> 00:17:47,582
I picked the wrong week to quit.

334
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,513
What the hell is this?

335
00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:56,807
In security deposit terms,
it's a gold mine.

336
00:17:56,973 --> 00:17:58,726
And you're lucky.

337
00:17:58,892 --> 00:18:00,602
Your friend nearly killed himself.

338
00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:02,828
Yeah, that's me.

339
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,273
Lucky Annie.

340
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,891
I'm really sorry, Annie,
I had some island girls over

341
00:18:09,016 --> 00:18:11,072
and one of them must have
slipped me a mickey.

342
00:18:11,811 --> 00:18:13,324
I'm just glad you're okay.

343
00:18:14,272 --> 00:18:15,857
You can pay me back by helping me

344
00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:17,912
get all my stuff
from Troy and Abed's.

345
00:18:18,078 --> 00:18:19,474
You're moving again?

346
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,550
How long was I out?

347
00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:23,584
Is Napster still a thing?

348
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:26,424
You've been out long enough
for me to realize

349
00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:29,423
that I'm gonna need
to keep living alone.

350
00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:30,477
Come on.

351
00:18:31,216 --> 00:18:33,052
Let's get you cleaned up.

352
00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:35,054
What the hell?

353
00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,603
I have brain damage.
Nothing I do counts.

354
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,355
Where is all my stuff?

355
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,030
It's all yours.

356
00:18:55,198 --> 00:18:56,131
We're sorry.

357
00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:58,384
Sometimes we get stuck
in our own little world.

358
00:18:58,509 --> 00:19:00,711
And in that world,
we make even littler worlds.

359
00:19:00,836 --> 00:19:03,081
And sometimes there are tunnels
between those worlds.

360
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:05,256
Or a subway.
One time a snake.

361
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:07,420
We're sorry.
Do you like it?

362
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:09,255
Of course, I do.
It's perfect.

363
00:19:11,575 --> 00:19:13,050
I can rearrange the throw pillows.

364
00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:14,677
It's by size not by color.

365
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:17,346
- What did I say?
- What about the dreamatorium?

366
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,557
It's staying.
It is more important than any of us.

367
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,051
This is all gay code.

368
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,231
You sure I'm worth it?

369
00:19:26,688 --> 00:19:29,258
There's some things that we're hoping
that you'd help us with.

370
00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:31,366
- Like with the iron.
- What's the iron for?

371
00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:34,196
- And what gets out kool-aid stains?
- We know that the opposite

372
00:19:34,321 --> 00:19:35,595
doesn't work.

373
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,119
Also, Troy scraped me last week
and I don't think it's healing right.

374
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,578
Abed, that's infected.

375
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,288
Infected.
That's the word.

376
00:19:42,454 --> 00:19:45,124
- Hi, guys.
- I thought you were sick.

377
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,778
I was... n't.

378
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:50,337
- I made it up to get out of helping.
- That's okay.

379
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:52,078
- It is?
- Yeah, it is.

380
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,302
Did you know that when it snows
my eyes become large?

381
00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:01,849
He tweeted it?

382
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,215
He tweeted it!

383
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,817
- Oh, look out, asteroids!
- That was close.

384
00:20:28,942 --> 00:20:30,998
Thanks for getting us
to planet Greendalia safely,

385
00:20:31,123 --> 00:20:32,250
Horsebot 3000.

386
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:36,346
Greendalia has been overrun
by evil King Blorgon!

387
00:20:36,471 --> 00:20:37,921
Look out, Troyborg!

388
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:39,821
I'm dead.

389
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:40,971
Horsebot 3000,

390
00:20:41,137 --> 00:20:42,765
no, I love you!

391
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:45,554
I'm King Blogorn
and my plan is to blow up the world.

392
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,291
Your lasers are useless against me.

393
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:51,408
Aim for his butt.
It's his only weakness.

394
00:20:52,191 --> 00:20:53,240
We did it!

395
00:20:53,365 --> 00:20:56,113
Peace and tranquility
have been restored to Greendalia.

396
00:20:56,238 --> 00:20:57,655
All thanks to Horsebot 3000.

397
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,475
He belongs to the stars now.

398
00:21:01,032 --> 00:21:03,619
Five more minutes
and we should put a stop to this.

399
00:21:06,607 --> 00:21:09,107
- Are you...?
- I liked Horsebot 3000.

