1 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:08,566 Wow, they found a way to make 2 00:00:05,189 --> 00:00:08,566 the Human Being even creepier. 3 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:11,402 Covering him in icicles. 4 00:00:08,566 --> 00:00:11,402 I think it's festive. 5 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,238 Yeah, my favorite 6 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,238 Christmas tradition 7 00:00:13,238 --> 00:00:15,573 is trimming the Hellraiser. 8 00:00:13,238 --> 00:00:15,573 Guys, found something 9 00:00:15,573 --> 00:00:17,951 we can watch together for 10 00:00:15,573 --> 00:00:17,951 Christmas this year. 11 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,829 The long-lost 1981 Inspector 12 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,829 Spacetime Holiday Special. 13 00:00:20,829 --> 00:00:22,331 Runtime two-and-a-half hours. 14 00:00:22,331 --> 00:00:24,624 So critically reviled 15 00:00:22,331 --> 00:00:24,624 that after it aired, 16 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,417 the creator 17 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,417 had his knighthood revoked. 18 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,711 That sounds terrible. 19 00:00:27,711 --> 00:00:29,254 I wanna watch it twice, 20 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:31,464 but I'm spending Christmas 21 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:31,464 with my relatives. 22 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,591 Or rather, I'm spending 23 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,591 the day with them 24 00:00:33,591 --> 00:00:36,011 while they refuse 25 00:00:33,591 --> 00:00:36,011 to acknowledge Christmas. 26 00:00:36,011 --> 00:00:38,722 You Jehovah Witnesses, 27 00:00:36,011 --> 00:00:38,722 so severe. 28 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:40,682 Andre and I are spending 29 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:40,682 Christmas giving gifts 30 00:00:40,682 --> 00:00:42,767 to the more persuadable 31 00:00:40,682 --> 00:00:42,767 of our Jewish friends. 32 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:45,270 I wouldn't call a visit 33 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:45,270 from your pastor a gift. 34 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:48,190 And don't bother this year. I'll 35 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:48,190 be at the movies with my bubbe. 36 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:50,692 You're not taking 37 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:50,692 both of them? 38 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:53,987 Well, one's dead. 39 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:53,987 What? 40 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,281 I was looking forward 41 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:56,281 to hanging out with you. 42 00:00:56,281 --> 00:00:58,283 This semester's been 43 00:00:56,281 --> 00:00:58,283 so long, dark, angry. 44 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,327 I was thinking 45 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,327 we could have some fun. 46 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,745 What we've learned 47 00:01:01,745 --> 00:01:03,580 is that attempts 48 00:01:01,745 --> 00:01:03,580 to make the holidays brighter 49 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,374 give them 50 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,374 a certain darkness. 51 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:07,084 I don't know 52 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:07,084 if I agree with that. 53 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,255 Actually, maybe I do. 54 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:19,263 Merry Christmas, Greendale. 55 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:19,263 Glee Club here, 56 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:22,515 reminding you that 57 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:22,515 our Christmas pageant is coming. 58 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,809 Next stop, regionals. 59 00:01:24,809 --> 00:01:27,604 What are regionals? They never 60 00:01:24,809 --> 00:01:27,604 stop talking about it. 61 00:01:29,981 --> 00:01:31,482 Please tell me we were 62 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,193 not this obnoxious 63 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,193 the year we filled in. 64 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,405 T-minus five seconds till the 65 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,405 hip-hop remix. Four, three... 66 00:01:43,078 --> 00:01:44,537 You're awfully quiet, 67 00:01:43,078 --> 00:01:44,537 Jeff. 68 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,539 Nobody hates Glee Club 69 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,539 more than you. 70 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,000 I'm just content to sit back 71 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,000 and enjoy the show. 72 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,752 And now our pop music mash-up. 73 00:01:50,752 --> 00:01:52,545 Elton Lil Jon Lennon. 74 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,965 Kick it. 75 00:01:52,545 --> 00:01:54,965 Hey, tiny dancer. 76 00:01:54,965 --> 00:01:56,216 Okay. 77 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,302 Stop! 78 00:01:58,302 --> 00:02:01,554 Cease and desist. 79 00:02:01,554 --> 00:02:03,473 Glee Club, meet ASCAP. 80 00:02:03,473 --> 00:02:06,059 Protecting musical 81 00:02:03,473 --> 00:02:06,059 copyrights since 1914. 82 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,852 They've received 83 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,852 an anonymous tip 84 00:02:07,852 --> 00:02:10,314 unlicensed material 85 00:02:07,852 --> 00:02:10,314 was being performed here 86 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:13,358 without the artists' permission. 87 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:13,358 Merry Christmas, everyone. 88 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:15,526 Glee Club 89 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:15,526 just became History Club. 90 00:02:19,281 --> 00:02:21,825 Oh, no! No! 91 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:23,785 No! 92 00:02:21,825 --> 00:02:23,785 Why? 93 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,040 My soul is dead. 94 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,040 Oh! 95 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,793 Okay, anyone asks, 96 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,793 we were never here. 97 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,131 Why? 98 00:02:36,131 --> 00:02:37,590 [THE 88'S "AT LEAST IT WAS HERE" 99 00:02:36,131 --> 00:02:37,590 PLAYING] 100 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,035 The Glee Club 101 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,035 is at Westside Hospital, 102 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:08,372 recuperating from a collective 103 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:08,372 nervous breakdown. 104 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:11,958 This is the second Glee Club 105 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:11,958 we've lost in two years. 106 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,336 We might have to cancel 107 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:14,336 the Christmas pageant. 108 00:03:14,336 --> 00:03:17,255 And to think they were 109 00:03:14,336 --> 00:03:17,255 this close to regionals. 110 00:03:17,255 --> 00:03:20,591 What the hell are regionals? 111 00:03:17,255 --> 00:03:20,591 They're this close, Pierce. 112 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:23,720 Anyway, an old friend 113 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:23,720 wants to talk to you. 114 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,097 Your favorite Glee Club 115 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:26,097 instructor, 116 00:03:26,097 --> 00:03:30,185 the dreamy and boyish 117 00:03:26,097 --> 00:03:30,185 Mr. Cory Radison. 118 00:03:31,853 --> 00:03:34,563 Uh... I thought I told you 119 00:03:31,853 --> 00:03:34,563 to call me Mr. Rad. 120 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:37,275 Or Cory. Just don't 121 00:03:34,563 --> 00:03:37,275 call me late to dinner. 122 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:38,985 Unless you're serving 123 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:38,985 Brussels sprouts. 124 00:03:38,985 --> 00:03:41,905 Aah! I won't, I promise. 125 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:44,324 This guy's like human froyo. 126 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,826 Look, when the last Glee Club 127 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,826 died in that bus crash, 128 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,286 you guys stepped up. 129 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:50,872 You were the best gosh-darn 130 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:50,872 emergency substitutes 131 00:03:50,872 --> 00:03:53,542 I've ever worked with. 132 00:03:50,872 --> 00:03:53,542 Well, this time, 133 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:56,586 I'm not gonna kid you. 134 00:03:53,542 --> 00:03:56,586 It won't be easy. 135 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:59,548 Oh. 136 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:59,548 Your best won't be good enough. 137 00:03:59,548 --> 00:04:02,175 And 10 times your best 138 00:03:59,548 --> 00:04:02,175 will be so bad, 139 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,094 I will yell at you. 140 00:04:04,094 --> 00:04:07,055 But I promise, 141 00:04:04,094 --> 00:04:07,055 if we dig down... 142 00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:09,057 Pass. 143 00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:09,057 Yeah. 144 00:04:10,058 --> 00:04:11,268 Okay. 145 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:17,732 Don't you hurt him. 146 00:04:17,732 --> 00:04:19,067 Mr. Rad? 147 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,236 I feel like 148 00:04:19,067 --> 00:04:21,236 we let Mr. Rad down. 149 00:04:21,236 --> 00:04:22,571 He let himself down 150 00:04:22,571 --> 00:04:24,573 when he left the house 151 00:04:22,571 --> 00:04:24,573 wearing a sweater vest. 152 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:26,533 I guess we did 153 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:26,533 have fun last time. 154 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,618 Did we? 155 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,618 I can hardly remember. 156 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:30,412 It's all a weird, 157 00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:30,412 happy, musical fog. 158 00:04:30,412 --> 00:04:31,996 It was like being on ecstasy, 159 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,499 only instead of having 160 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,499 pointless conversations 161 00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:36,293 and dancing like idiots... 162 00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:36,293 Wait. 163 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,878 It was exactly 164 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,878 like being on ecstasy. 165 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,422 That's what worries me 166 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,422 about this guy. 167 00:04:40,422 --> 00:04:42,507 He's equal parts 168 00:04:40,422 --> 00:04:42,507 Hanson and Manson. 169 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:45,469 Nobody let him corner you until 170 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:45,469 he is out of recruitment mode, 171 00:04:45,469 --> 00:04:46,928 or next thing you know, 172 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:49,598 we'll all be caring about 173 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:49,598 Christmas pageants 174 00:04:49,598 --> 00:04:51,308 and regionals. 175 00:04:49,598 --> 00:04:51,308 You're right. 176 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:52,642 Agreed. 177 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:52,642 Gotcha. 178 00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,269 What the hell are regionals? 179 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:05,196 What are you still doing here? 180 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:07,073 I thought I'd give her 181 00:05:05,196 --> 00:05:07,073 one more tinkle 182 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,075 before I took down 183 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,075 decorations. 184 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,869 No Glee Club means no pageant, 185 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,869 means no Christmas. 186 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:13,455 Trying to make 187 00:05:11,869 --> 00:05:13,455 things brighter 188 00:05:13,455 --> 00:05:15,206 just would've 189 00:05:13,455 --> 00:05:15,206 made more darkness. 190 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,501 That sounds like a certain 191 00:05:15,206 --> 00:05:17,501 ex-lawyer talking. 192 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,670 I see a lot of myself in you, 193 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,670 Abed. 194 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:22,088 You care about your friends. 195 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,299 And you wish they cared more 196 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,299 about each other. 197 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:26,635 That's not an easy position 198 00:05:24,299 --> 00:05:26,635 to be in sometimes. 199 00:05:26,635 --> 00:05:28,970 I want my friends to have 200 00:05:26,635 --> 00:05:28,970 a merry Christmas. 201 00:05:28,970 --> 00:05:30,514 Well, maybe you could start 202 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:33,266 by giving them the greatest 203 00:05:30,514 --> 00:05:33,266 Christmas gift of all. 204 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,101 What's that? 205 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,408 How's your piano 206 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:50,408 still playing this song? 207 00:06:29,072 --> 00:06:30,699 Glee! 208 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:33,410 Thank you, Mr. Rad. 209 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:33,410 Don't break down the set yet. 210 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:36,787 I'm gonna try to get my friends 211 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:36,787 to be in the Christmas pageant. 212 00:06:38,415 --> 00:06:40,542 Thank you, Abed. 213 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,752 Thank you. 214 00:06:51,302 --> 00:06:52,554 Merry Christmas, Troy. 215 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:54,222 Abed, you look gleeful. 216 00:06:54,222 --> 00:06:55,848 Don't you think 217 00:06:54,222 --> 00:06:55,848 it might actually 218 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,475 be fun doing this pageant? 219 00:06:57,475 --> 00:06:59,644 Abed, we hate the Glee Club. 220 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:02,439 Yeah. I guess 221 00:06:59,644 --> 00:07:02,439 I just like liking things. 222 00:07:03,565 --> 00:07:06,025 Abed. 223 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,153 Look, you know 224 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:09,153 I'd do anything you did, but... 225 00:07:09,153 --> 00:07:10,614 I'm a Jehovah's Witness. 226 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:12,532 We're not supposed 227 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:12,532 to celebrate Christmas. 228 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,493 I've been thinking about that. 229 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:15,493 I may have a loophole. 230 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:17,704 What if you were 231 00:07:15,493 --> 00:07:17,704 a Jehovah's Witness 232 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:20,206 merely pretending 233 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:20,206 to be into Christmas, 234 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,334 gathering clues to take down 235 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:23,334 the holidays from within? 236 00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:25,503 You mean like a spy 237 00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:25,503 investigating, 238 00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:27,255 making it seem 239 00:07:25,503 --> 00:07:27,255 like I'm celebrating, 240 00:07:27,255 --> 00:07:29,215 when actually I'm infiltrating 241 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,967 Santa's operation? 242 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,967 Yoip! 243 00:08:08,129 --> 00:08:10,423 This December 244 00:08:24,187 --> 00:08:26,272 Hey, guys. 245 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,025 Rapping? 246 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,025 Yep. Wanna join us? 247 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:30,610 Totally. 248 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,363 Wait. You guys never 249 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,363 let me rap with you. 250 00:08:33,363 --> 00:08:34,823 We're gonna need 251 00:08:33,363 --> 00:08:34,823 all hands on deck 252 00:08:34,823 --> 00:08:37,450 if we're gonna 253 00:08:34,823 --> 00:08:37,450 go to regionals. 254 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,868 Cool. 255 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:42,413 I just need to study though. 256 00:08:38,868 --> 00:08:42,413 In my room. 257 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:44,207 So have fun. 258 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:47,168 And then this morning I could 259 00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:47,168 hear them in the bathroom 260 00:08:47,168 --> 00:08:48,878 doing country mash-ups. 261 00:08:48,878 --> 00:08:50,755 And they won't stop talking 262 00:08:48,878 --> 00:08:50,755 about regionals. 263 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,215 Maybe it's nothing. 264 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,633 Yeah, if nothing 265 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,633 wears a sweater vest 266 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,218 and seems 267 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,218 aggressively asexual. 268 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:59,430 Let's all study for our final 269 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:59,430 in our old... 270 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:01,558 Where's our table? 271 00:09:01,558 --> 00:09:03,059 Who's that guy? 272 00:09:04,394 --> 00:09:06,145 You guys all see him too, right? 273 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,938 Hey, guys. 274 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,938 Merry Christmas, y'all. 275 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:11,192 Sorry about the rearrangement. 276 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:11,192 We need this space to rehearse. 277 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:13,194 But we're not 278 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:13,194 doing the pageant. 279 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:14,987 Look, guys, 280 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:14,987 I hear your negativity, 281 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:18,533 but also, can I counter 282 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:18,533 with this? Who hates glee? 283 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:20,159 Listen to how that sounds. 284 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,412 "Glee" literally 285 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,412 means "glee." 286 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:25,749 Oh, stop it. Not liking Glee 287 00:09:22,412 --> 00:09:25,749 Club doesn't make us bullies. 288 00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:27,958 And implying that 289 00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:27,958 is reverse bullying. 290 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,336 Good point. Sing about it? 291 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,336 No! 292 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,547 I understand them, 293 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,547 but you, Pierce? 294 00:09:32,547 --> 00:09:35,007 Your generation 295 00:09:32,547 --> 00:09:35,007 invented music. 296 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:38,135 I don't know about invented. 297 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:38,135 Perfected, maybe. 298 00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:40,179 Pierce, they're just 299 00:09:38,135 --> 00:09:40,179 trying to pander 300 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,266 to your demographic's documented 301 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,266 historical vanity. Resist. 302 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:46,269 Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself 303 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:46,269 part of Pierce's peer group? 304 00:09:46,269 --> 00:09:48,730 I believe so. 305 00:09:48,730 --> 00:09:50,356 One, two, three, four. 306 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,670 Aah! 307 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,670 Ow! 308 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,619 Pierce is on board. 309 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,619 That's great. 310 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,372 For the Christmas queen, 311 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,372 we can get Shirley or Annie. 312 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:32,709 They both have really strong 313 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:32,709 voices, natural vibrato. 314 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,294 There's also Britta. 315 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:35,294 Britta's adorable. 316 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,755 So Shirley or Annie 317 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,755 for the Christmas queen. 318 00:11:37,755 --> 00:11:41,509 There's a leaf on Britta's head. 319 00:11:37,755 --> 00:11:41,509 She's playing a tree. 320 00:11:41,509 --> 00:11:43,260 And it's gonna be so fun. 321 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:46,222 Mr. Radison, who authorized you 322 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:46,222 to rearrange our study room? 323 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:47,598 Who do you think you are? 324 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,393 I'll tell you. 325 00:11:57,525 --> 00:11:59,360 I'm scared to go 326 00:11:57,525 --> 00:11:59,360 into the study room. 327 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,029 So many top hats in there. 328 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:03,280 I wish there was a way 329 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:03,280 we could stop all this. 330 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,366 I realize the stakes 331 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,366 aren't that high. 332 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:08,285 That just makes it extra scary. 333 00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:08,285 I know. 334 00:12:08,285 --> 00:12:10,747 Jeff, I think I know 335 00:12:08,285 --> 00:12:10,747 what Mr. Rad is up to. 336 00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:12,248 There's something 337 00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:12,248 you have to see. 338 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,628 Mr. Rad plans to get every 339 00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,628 single member of our study group 340 00:12:17,628 --> 00:12:19,047 to join the Glee Club. 341 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:20,715 I don't know how 342 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:20,715 that's gonna happen. 343 00:12:20,715 --> 00:12:23,091 I'll show you. 344 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:24,427 What...? 345 00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,763 This is just one of 346 00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,763 the many costume changes 347 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,264 I'll be doing 348 00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:28,264 during the show. 349 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:31,392 We're a shoo-in for regionals, 350 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:31,392 right? 351 00:12:31,392 --> 00:12:33,519 Annie, you too? 352 00:12:31,392 --> 00:12:33,519 This is beneath you. 353 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,354 You are an intelligent woman. 354 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,065 Also, you're Jewish. 355 00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:41,485 I guess I have a lot to learn 356 00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:41,485 about holiday tradition. 357 00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:01,965 Is this a bit? 358 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,208 Annie. 359 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,208 Oof! Oh-ho. 360 00:13:54,851 --> 00:13:56,519 Eventually you hit a point 361 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:58,479 of diminishing returns 362 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:58,479 on the sexiness. 363 00:13:58,479 --> 00:13:59,689 What's a dimin...? 364 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,235 Stay back, old man. 365 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,235 Don't even hum. 366 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,489 Shirley, Britta, 367 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,489 I have no intention of singing. 368 00:14:08,489 --> 00:14:09,907 Good. 369 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,493 I can't speak for these angels, 370 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,493 though. 371 00:14:13,995 --> 00:14:15,371 Oh. 372 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:40,063 Shirley, 373 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:40,063 you need to get out of here. 374 00:14:44,692 --> 00:14:46,194 They're not gonna tell you. 375 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,365 That's what they do. 376 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,365 That's what they do. 377 00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,917 Oh, I gotta tell the babies. 378 00:15:16,724 --> 00:15:18,559 Oh, Jeff, thank God. 379 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:21,478 They've got Shirley. 380 00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:21,478 It's just you and me now. 381 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:23,272 Jeff? 382 00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:42,875 Guys, I am swelling 383 00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:42,875 with pride. 384 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,462 You stepped up and you saved 385 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,462 the Christmas pageant. 386 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,005 And it's all thanks to you, 387 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,005 Mr. Rad. 388 00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,967 I just hope we can repay you 389 00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,967 by making regionals. 390 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,802 I thought 391 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:52,802 this was regionals. 392 00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,513 Don't let my confusion 393 00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,513 undercut their importance. 394 00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,641 Places, everyone. 395 00:15:56,513 --> 00:15:58,641 Oh! 396 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,977 Great. 397 00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,977 Okay, scooch, scooch, scooch. 398 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,981 I could not have done this 399 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,981 without your skills, Abed. 400 00:16:04,981 --> 00:16:06,607 I was happy to do it. 401 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,776 I thought we were gonna end 402 00:16:06,607 --> 00:16:08,776 the semester on a dark note. 403 00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:11,904 I'm glad we're singing together 404 00:16:08,776 --> 00:16:11,904 instead. It's been a good time. 405 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,948 It's going to continue 406 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,948 to be a good time. 407 00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:16,533 If we win regionals, 408 00:16:13,948 --> 00:16:16,533 it's straight on to sectionals. 409 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:19,453 And then a week later is semis, 410 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:19,453 then semi-regionals. 411 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:23,457 Then regional semis, 412 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:23,457 then national lower-zone semis. 413 00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,001 Oh. 414 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,502 But I kind of 415 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,502 thought this was, 416 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,754 you know, 417 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,754 just for Christmas. 418 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,589 No, no, no. 419 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,675 This is forever. 420 00:16:32,675 --> 00:16:35,385 This is what we do now. 421 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,846 This is who we are. 422 00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,825 Britta. 423 00:16:57,825 --> 00:16:59,827 Is this about regionals? 424 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:02,246 I talked to Cory, he needs 425 00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:02,246 you to be the Mouse King. 426 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,915 Me? But I'm supposed 427 00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:04,915 to be a mute tree. 428 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,917 It's an emergency. 429 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,211 This will help us 430 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,211 get to regionals. 431 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:09,753 I knew it. 432 00:17:09,753 --> 00:17:11,547 Wait. What are the lyrics? 433 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,175 They're in your heart, Britta. 434 00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:14,175 Right. Duh-doy. 435 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:24,393 What...? 436 00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:25,602 Oh, Britta's in this? 437 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,155 No. She's ruining it. 438 00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:43,287 No, stop, stop, stop. 439 00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:44,914 What are you doing? 440 00:17:43,287 --> 00:17:44,914 Get off the stage. 441 00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,332 I'm singing my heart's song. 442 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,667 Get off the stage 443 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,667 and never sing again. 444 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,877 You are the worst. 445 00:17:49,877 --> 00:17:51,212 Hey! 446 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:53,005 You do not get 447 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:53,005 to call Britta the worst. 448 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:56,133 Yeah! 449 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,760 Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. 450 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,012 Greendale is an 451 00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,012 all-inclusive school. 452 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,266 Why don't we let Britta 453 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,266 sing her awkward song? 454 00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:05,017 Yeah! 455 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,686 No, no, no! 456 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,648 This show is supposed to be 457 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:11,648 gleeful and bright and fun, 458 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:15,361 and you can let me do that or 459 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:15,361 there can be another bus crash! 460 00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:21,117 Well, figuratively. Heh, heh. 461 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:25,871 I'm not saying 462 00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:25,871 "I killed the last Glee Club." 463 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,707 I'm saying you not 464 00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,707 listening to me 465 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:33,045 is like metaphorically cutting 466 00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:33,045 the brake lines on your own... 467 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,671 Look, Kings of Leon. 468 00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,675 What did he say? 469 00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:41,178 Did Mr. Rad kill 470 00:18:38,675 --> 00:18:41,178 the last Glee Club? 471 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,055 And to think 472 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:43,055 I trusted him enough 473 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,225 to captain a magic carpet 474 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:46,225 in that dream I had last night. 475 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,269 Maybe Jeff's right. 476 00:18:48,269 --> 00:18:49,603 Forcing things to be bright 477 00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:51,147 makes darkness 478 00:18:49,603 --> 00:18:51,147 underneath darker. 479 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:54,108 This is all my fault 480 00:18:51,147 --> 00:18:54,108 for insisting we do the pageant. 481 00:18:54,108 --> 00:18:55,943 Sorry. 482 00:18:55,943 --> 00:18:58,237 Merry Christmas. 483 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,198 I guess I'll just see you guys 484 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,198 after the holidays. 485 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,582 Happy Time Day, Reggie. 486 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,751 It is tradition 487 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,751 to give one's constable a gift 488 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,170 at the end of 489 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,170 each orbital cycle. 490 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:16,172 Oh, thank you, inspector. 491 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,050 Blimey! A hologram. 492 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,050 Mm-hm. 493 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,594 Let's activate it 494 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,594 and view the performance. 495 00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:31,895 This is terrible. 496 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,466 We decided we wanted 497 00:19:58,047 --> 00:20:00,466 to spend the holiday together. 498 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,010 It's been a dark semester. 499 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:05,304 I basically killed a guy. 500 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,015 And I kind of attacked you guys 501 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,015 with a fire ax. 502 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,641 I'm thinking about 503 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:09,641 seeing a new shrink. 504 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,934 What? 505 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,934 Don't. 506 00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,311 Holy crap. 507 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,313 Look how terrible 508 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,313 this Christmas special is. 509 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,148 Ho, ho, ho. 510 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,983 Merry Time Day! 511 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:03,904 No, no... What...? 512 00:21:00,401 --> 00:21:03,904 No, no, no. No! 513 00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:09,659 No!