1 00:00:01,991 --> 00:00:04,030 And Andre's going as Han Solo. 2 00:00:04,061 --> 00:00:04,760 Oh! 3 00:00:04,788 --> 00:00:07,351 The boys are storm troopers and little baby Ben is an Ewok. 4 00:00:07,385 --> 00:00:08,751 - Oh! - Oh! 5 00:00:09,166 --> 00:00:10,558 Aw, you don't have enough children. 6 00:00:10,589 --> 00:00:12,452 Happy Halloween parties, everyone. 7 00:00:12,478 --> 00:00:13,678 You all look great... 8 00:00:13,702 --> 00:00:15,027 - Ham. - Pig. 9 00:00:15,059 --> 00:00:19,190 Let me guess. You're a flimsy excuse to be shirtless, wearing silk underwear. 10 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:21,434 And you are as wrong as you are welcome. 11 00:00:21,459 --> 00:00:24,343 Now, this year, I planned a two person costume with Annie. 12 00:00:24,385 --> 00:00:25,693 She's going as my ring girl. 13 00:00:29,850 --> 00:00:31,094 Pretty freakydeaky, huh? 14 00:00:31,107 --> 00:00:33,908 Annie, no. I meant the boxing match ring girl. 15 00:00:33,933 --> 00:00:35,877 They're the sexy ones that hold the round numbers. 16 00:00:35,895 --> 00:00:36,709 Yeah, see? 17 00:00:36,733 --> 00:00:39,849 This is why we can't just text about it, Jeff. 18 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,323 I don't watch sports. 19 00:00:41,362 --> 00:00:44,580 - But there's no boxer in the ring. - Yeah, well, I don't watch scary movies. 20 00:00:44,619 --> 00:00:46,105 And that's why we leave 21 00:00:46,135 --> 00:00:50,149 the couples' costumes to the couples, she said wisely. 22 00:00:50,168 --> 00:00:51,993 You should probably warn your boyfriend's boyfriend. 23 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:54,756 Just because we're dating doesn't mean that we have to do everything together. 24 00:00:54,771 --> 00:00:56,547 Well, you need to do some things together. 25 00:00:56,565 --> 00:00:58,298 We do some things. 26 00:00:58,373 --> 00:00:59,667 We do a lot of things. 27 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:02,530 Not all the things. 28 00:01:03,017 --> 00:01:03,718 Things. 29 00:01:03,786 --> 00:01:05,977 Okay, so, we're all here... 30 00:01:06,021 --> 00:01:08,001 Minus Pierce, who wasn't invited to Vicki's party 31 00:01:08,007 --> 00:01:10,070 for reasons beyond our control or concern. 32 00:01:10,109 --> 00:01:12,562 No mystery there. She put a pencil through his face. 33 00:01:13,492 --> 00:01:15,226 - Does Vicki have a TV? - Abed, it's a party. 34 00:01:15,258 --> 00:01:16,989 - You're not watching TV. No, - I'll be watching Annie. 35 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,349 She started watching Cougar Town reruns, 36 00:01:18,374 --> 00:01:19,993 which makes Annie my third favorite show, 37 00:01:20,075 --> 00:01:21,963 and tonight is their hallowine special. 38 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:24,776 Ooh, that's right. Better not miss the Merlot. 39 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:25,809 Clink! 40 00:01:26,091 --> 00:01:27,623 What? You fall into it. 41 00:01:27,649 --> 00:01:28,562 That was Pierce. 42 00:01:28,587 --> 00:01:30,818 He accidentally locked himself in his panic room and he needs our help. 43 00:01:30,836 --> 00:01:33,173 - Oh! - No, "oh!" 44 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:35,034 "Oh" means we are going against our will, 45 00:01:35,043 --> 00:01:36,799 and we are not going. He's lying. 46 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:37,912 He seemed pretty upset, 47 00:01:37,951 --> 00:01:41,112 and he's been all alone up there in that mansion ever since I moved out, 48 00:01:41,132 --> 00:01:42,870 and his dad, you know, 49 00:01:42,882 --> 00:01:44,145 got killed by Jeff. 50 00:01:44,378 --> 00:01:48,287 Hmm, calling for help. A classic call for help. 51 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:51,266 Hello, Dr. Perry's office. Damaged psyche? 52 00:01:51,299 --> 00:01:52,709 Yes, I'll accept the charges. 53 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,009 Heads, lock up your brains. 54 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,660 Britta's on the prowl for fresh therapy meat. 55 00:01:55,685 --> 00:01:58,687 Maybe we should just stop by on our way to the party. 56 00:01:58,705 --> 00:02:02,212 I assure you, the only thing Pierce is trapped in is adolescence. 57 00:02:02,243 --> 00:02:03,697 He is a geriatric toddler, 58 00:02:03,741 --> 00:02:06,073 throwing the most elaborate tantrums money can buy, 59 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,459 and I, for one, am not gonna stand by 60 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:10,939 and allow some lonely, ridiculous person 61 00:02:10,963 --> 00:02:12,357 to derail our group's plans. 62 00:02:12,388 --> 00:02:15,872 Ding, ding, ding! To your corners, fighters. 63 00:02:15,931 --> 00:02:19,399 Someone save me a towel. 64 00:02:19,488 --> 00:02:21,682 You guys going to Vicki's party? 65 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,659 We just gotta do this thing first. 66 00:02:55,227 --> 00:02:56,761 Oh. 67 00:02:57,235 --> 00:02:59,870 Holy Helen, this place is huge. 68 00:02:59,898 --> 00:03:01,829 It seems spookier than I remember. 69 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,211 Ah, the only thing spooky about this place 70 00:03:04,236 --> 00:03:05,605 is the tacky decor. 71 00:03:05,704 --> 00:03:08,479 It's like David Lee roth threw up Miami Vice. 72 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:11,304 So tacky. 73 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:13,454 I don't know. Maybe Pierce isn't doing so well 74 00:03:13,466 --> 00:03:15,614 since he lost his father and then his inheritance 75 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,189 in a video game battle with Gilbert, 76 00:03:17,207 --> 00:03:20,139 an illegitimate half brother he never knew he had. 77 00:03:20,341 --> 00:03:21,636 I guess I've never said it out loud. 78 00:03:21,673 --> 00:03:22,860 Guys, over here. 79 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:24,368 Mr. Hawthorne's panic room, 80 00:03:24,394 --> 00:03:26,468 one of the 27 stops on the guided tour 81 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,471 I had to memorize before moving into Hawthorne manor. 82 00:03:28,515 --> 00:03:30,107 Does the house get many visitors? 83 00:03:30,138 --> 00:03:31,138 You're the first. 84 00:03:31,173 --> 00:03:33,325 Impenetrable titanium carbonate door, 85 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,852 hackerproof keycode access panel, 86 00:03:34,877 --> 00:03:36,908 and impressive video telecom screen with remote. 87 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:39,258 Maximum occupancy one, with female companion. 88 00:03:39,289 --> 00:03:41,005 Purchased June 30, 1989. 89 00:03:41,028 --> 00:03:42,610 It took me forever to remember that date. 90 00:03:42,634 --> 00:03:43,904 June 30, 1989. 91 00:03:43,944 --> 00:03:45,410 Theatrical release of Do the Right Thing. 92 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,604 Oh! 93 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:47,673 Oh. 94 00:03:47,841 --> 00:03:49,507 Wait! It might be a trap. 95 00:03:49,581 --> 00:03:50,878 Or it might let him out. 96 00:03:50,905 --> 00:03:52,680 - Either way, we... - Oh, put a sock in it, shorts. 97 00:03:55,457 --> 00:03:56,617 Oh, hey, guys. 98 00:03:56,654 --> 00:03:58,236 Pierce, are you okay? 99 00:03:58,267 --> 00:03:59,900 Oh, sure. Fine, fine. 100 00:03:59,917 --> 00:04:01,711 I was dusting in here, 101 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,476 and I must have bumped a switch or something. 102 00:04:04,525 --> 00:04:05,828 As the graceful one in the group, 103 00:04:05,852 --> 00:04:07,216 I'm kind of embarrassed. 104 00:04:07,246 --> 00:04:10,406 Don't be. I've been locked in way worse places than this. 105 00:04:10,493 --> 00:04:12,619 Oh, not against my will. 106 00:04:12,797 --> 00:04:13,691 Been in there long? 107 00:04:13,722 --> 00:04:16,456 No, not long, but I couldn't remember the damn code. 108 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:18,045 Sorry to be a burden on you guys, 109 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:19,922 but I guess that's all I am now. 110 00:04:19,947 --> 00:04:21,047 - Oh! - Oh! 111 00:04:21,121 --> 00:04:22,678 It's okay. We're happy to help. 112 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,928 - Yeah, no sweat, Boba Fett. - Yeah. Do you have a TV? 113 00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:28,160 What Abed means is, did you write the code down anywhere? 114 00:04:28,179 --> 00:04:32,413 Yes. It's in a red notebook in my study 115 00:04:32,455 --> 00:04:33,830 or my bedroom, maybe. 116 00:04:33,876 --> 00:04:37,010 I used to know where everything was before I fired my maid. 117 00:04:37,307 --> 00:04:39,174 Now there's no reason to use my safe. 118 00:04:39,201 --> 00:04:41,307 That's okay. We'll find it. It'll take two secs. 119 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:44,211 Or we take one sec and just skip to the catch. 120 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:46,059 This place has not been dusted in months, 121 00:04:46,103 --> 00:04:48,487 and he starts with the panic room? No sale. 122 00:04:48,499 --> 00:04:49,725 He's not a sad old man. 123 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:51,668 - He's a sad old liar. - Jeffrey! 124 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:55,025 No, no, he's right. I've been lying to you. 125 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,545 The truth is, last night, I got up 126 00:04:56,566 --> 00:04:58,799 to get a glass of red, uh, water, 127 00:04:58,889 --> 00:05:00,666 and on my way back from the cellar, 128 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,585 I saw something that scared me so badly, 129 00:05:02,604 --> 00:05:04,971 I locked myself in here, on purpose. 130 00:05:05,191 --> 00:05:07,804 The part about not remembering the code is true. 131 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,215 I'm very thirsty. 132 00:05:09,233 --> 00:05:10,259 Why didn't you call me sooner? 133 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:13,418 I had to come up with that awesome dusting story 134 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:16,119 because if you knew what spooked me, 135 00:05:16,503 --> 00:05:18,547 you'd probably call me crazy and old. 136 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:20,531 No one's gonna call you, Pierce. 137 00:05:20,682 --> 00:05:23,516 You can tell us. We're here to help you. 138 00:05:23,688 --> 00:05:25,907 - I thought I saw my dad. - Oh! 139 00:05:25,932 --> 00:05:28,635 It looked like his face was coming right through the wall, 140 00:05:28,653 --> 00:05:30,348 but that's impossible, 141 00:05:30,366 --> 00:05:32,957 because my dad is dead. 142 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,898 Aha! 143 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,401 I mean, not, aha, your dad is dead, 144 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:39,151 but, aha, I knew it. 145 00:05:39,225 --> 00:05:42,433 Ghost dad, exploring your haunted mansion 146 00:05:42,464 --> 00:05:43,596 for secret codes? 147 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:45,583 Nice try, Pierce. You gotta... 148 00:05:45,751 --> 00:05:46,796 be kidding me! 149 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:49,171 What in the Scooby Doo is happening to you people? 150 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,263 Jeff, just go to the party, and we'll meet you there. 151 00:05:51,288 --> 00:05:52,806 We're gonna stay here and help Pierce. 152 00:05:52,849 --> 00:05:55,235 He doesn't need help. He needs attention. 153 00:05:55,258 --> 00:05:56,865 Are you really this naive? 154 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:57,915 Am I naive? 155 00:05:57,999 --> 00:06:01,003 I'm sure as stuff not your sexy little ring girl. 156 00:06:01,289 --> 00:06:03,052 - I... - Can it, ham. 157 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,969 She's also my ride. 158 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:11,612 Troy said... 159 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,622 Pierce's bedroom is the third door on the left. 160 00:06:13,669 --> 00:06:15,584 I didn't leave my short term memory at coachella. 161 00:06:15,602 --> 00:06:17,535 Jeez, Winger, keep it above the belt. 162 00:06:17,564 --> 00:06:19,364 - I'm sorry. - Ah, already forgotten. 163 00:06:19,428 --> 00:06:20,734 This house is getting to me. 164 00:06:20,765 --> 00:06:23,758 I know. Kind of weird that a dead person used to live here. 165 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:26,224 No, what's weird is that a living person lived here 166 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,146 with his parents, well into his 60s. 167 00:06:28,177 --> 00:06:29,165 Then they died, 168 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:31,323 and he's still here, like a paralyzed Peter Pan. 169 00:06:31,372 --> 00:06:32,218 Not for long. 170 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:34,250 I'm gonna set my shrink ray to daddy issues 171 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:36,761 and blast that sucker full of closure. 172 00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:37,824 Well, I guess it can't hurt. 173 00:06:37,855 --> 00:06:40,002 Exactly, because, in one way or another, 174 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,330 therapy is always helpful. 175 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,334 No, because there's no possible way 176 00:06:43,352 --> 00:06:44,565 you could mess him up worse. 177 00:06:44,589 --> 00:06:46,280 It's like practicing on a cadaver. 178 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:47,268 Knock yourself out. 179 00:06:47,286 --> 00:06:49,720 - This has got to be it. - Ugh. 180 00:06:50,081 --> 00:06:52,295 I wish I didn't have so much exposed skin. 181 00:06:53,526 --> 00:06:55,126 Agh. 182 00:06:58,254 --> 00:06:59,565 Tubular. 183 00:06:59,983 --> 00:07:02,492 I, too, lack the adjectives. 184 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:08,196 Now, how does one search for a red notebook that doesn't exist 185 00:07:08,214 --> 00:07:10,513 without looking, touching or creating future nightmares? 186 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,855 I'll check the nightstand. 187 00:07:12,095 --> 00:07:14,527 I'll check my messages. 188 00:07:14,983 --> 00:07:16,248 Oh, my God. 189 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:19,256 Pierce keeps his dad's bow tie by his bed. 190 00:07:19,340 --> 00:07:20,172 Yeesh. 191 00:07:20,219 --> 00:07:21,996 Table for Siggy Freud, party of... 192 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:23,962 Britta, stop answering phones. 193 00:07:24,075 --> 00:07:26,113 How about we ask rip van racism where the codes are? 194 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:27,897 - Don't. That's not nice. - What? 195 00:07:27,944 --> 00:07:29,777 He was a tightfisted, philandering bigot 196 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,457 who got to outlive most bridges. 197 00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:32,997 We don't owe him our reverence. 198 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:34,547 So, how about it, you old bag of dust? 199 00:07:34,563 --> 00:07:35,873 You got our numbers? 200 00:07:35,898 --> 00:07:37,513 - I'm serious. Stop it. - Come on. 201 00:07:37,538 --> 00:07:39,113 You don't really believe in ghosts? 202 00:07:39,144 --> 00:07:41,502 I don't know. I'm just not so quick to rule it out. 203 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:42,819 I believe people can be haunted 204 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,787 by unresolved issues in their past. 205 00:07:44,848 --> 00:07:46,392 Yeah, but issues don't turn into ghosts. 206 00:07:46,423 --> 00:07:47,867 Maybe for Pierce, they have. 207 00:07:47,898 --> 00:07:51,004 Maybe Pierce and his dad have some seriously unfinished business. 208 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,406 No, the dead can't have business. 209 00:07:53,471 --> 00:07:55,612 They can't want or think or do. 210 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:56,843 It's what makes them dead. 211 00:07:56,888 --> 00:07:59,243 It's the living who choose to be haunted. 212 00:07:59,299 --> 00:08:01,118 Cornelius was barely a dad. 213 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:02,681 Now, he's nothing. 214 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,626 And Pierce keeps staring into that void 215 00:08:04,669 --> 00:08:07,390 or he can turn around, face his future like I did, 216 00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:10,024 and say, "who gives a crap who my dad was? 217 00:08:10,049 --> 00:08:12,616 "I'm my own man now. I..." 218 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:15,077 Wow. Pretty slick, Britta, 219 00:08:15,297 --> 00:08:17,362 using ghosts to trick me into opening up. 220 00:08:17,387 --> 00:08:18,718 Too bad it didn't work. 221 00:08:18,736 --> 00:08:22,356 Aw, man, so this is what the zone feels like. 222 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:24,860 Oh! Analyze this! 223 00:08:27,771 --> 00:08:29,913 We don't want to go over the same area twice, 224 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:32,299 so be thorough. - Thorough. Got it. 225 00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:39,347 More of a burnt umber, but I won't hold that against him. 226 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,735 "Pierce Hawthorne's ideas for ladies?" 227 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,579 Oh, please. 228 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,750 "Blonde, long legs, with tennis racquet. 229 00:08:53,072 --> 00:08:54,660 "Asian rockette. 230 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:57,522 "Big boobs, redhead, but doctor," question mark. 231 00:08:57,553 --> 00:08:59,954 Oh, he's not 100% on that one? 232 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:03,701 This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 233 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:08,193 Okay, I don't have the codes. 234 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:11,500 Maybe Shirley and Troy are having better luck in the library. 235 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:17,186 Abed? 236 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,193 Abed? 237 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,964 If this is supposed to be, like, 238 00:09:25,985 --> 00:09:28,393 that part in that movie that's like this, 239 00:09:28,411 --> 00:09:31,596 I would like to remind you that I don't watch scary movies 240 00:09:31,641 --> 00:09:34,662 and therefore cannot appreciate the homage. 241 00:09:46,311 --> 00:09:47,912 Abed? 242 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:49,934 Ah! 243 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:58,929 I hate reference humor. 244 00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:04,356 Hold on. 245 00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:06,233 I've been offended by this coat rack before. 246 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,385 Are we going in circles? 247 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:10,891 Okay, so maybe I spent a little less time in the library 248 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,635 than, say, the walkin cereal closet, 249 00:10:13,693 --> 00:10:16,227 but it's definitely near here. 250 00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:17,783 You skipped this door. 251 00:10:17,815 --> 00:10:19,215 Pierce told me I don't need to go in there. 252 00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:20,869 Then it's probably the library. 253 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,177 Racist son of a... 254 00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:26,395 Sodom and Gomorrah. 255 00:10:26,657 --> 00:10:27,951 It's Pierce's special gym. 256 00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:30,084 He never let me use it, 'cause he thinks I'm a child. 257 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,108 - Hold... - He's hiding the indoor swing, 258 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,271 and I'm the child. 259 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:34,596 No. 260 00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:37,062 Troy, get out of there. 261 00:10:37,414 --> 00:10:39,389 Why does he have so many collars? 262 00:10:39,979 --> 00:10:41,079 Secret dogs! 263 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:43,084 Oh, it's okay. Come on. 264 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:44,217 Oh, no. 265 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,641 Forget you saw that, 266 00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,242 and then forget I knew what it was. 267 00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,065 Great, you won't tell me, Pierce won't tell me. 268 00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:51,432 I have no idea what to Google. I'll never know. 269 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,673 Believe me, dating Britta, 270 00:10:52,696 --> 00:10:54,665 you'll know too much too soon soon enough. 271 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,795 What does Britta have to do with this? 272 00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,492 Well, she's a modern woman with experienced tastes. 273 00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:01,923 I think it's nice you two are dating. 274 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,846 I only hope she doesn't make you feel pressured. 275 00:11:03,884 --> 00:11:05,084 Pressured to what? 276 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,740 To fulfill her expectations. 277 00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:08,209 Expectations of what? 278 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,551 - Never mind. - Unsatisfied with what? 279 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:27,576 Whoa! 280 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,379 I lost Abed. 281 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,977 I turned around and he disappeared. 282 00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:32,627 I told you to never let him out of your sight. 283 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:35,136 That goes double for holidays and wax museums. 284 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:38,239 - How are we gonna find him? - I don't know, but we have to. 285 00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:40,848 He's probably already looking for us. 286 00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:46,565 Oh, well, that's hallowine in Cougar Town for ya. 287 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:50,610 Oh, ladies, I'll follow you anywhere. 288 00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:53,861 I do not have daddy issues. 289 00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:54,803 You get two minutes. 290 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:56,919 Denial is the first step to acceptance. 291 00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,757 - That can't be right. - Says the denyist. 292 00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:00,591 - Not a word. - You want to keep digging this hole? 293 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,293 Confronting your daddy issues now 294 00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:04,453 could prevent you from ending up haunted, like Pierce. 295 00:12:04,471 --> 00:12:06,099 - I'll never end up like Pierce. - Won't you? 296 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,371 No, because I'm nothing like him. 297 00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:09,014 - Aren't you? - Are you gonna keep doing that? 298 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,297 - Am I? - The worst therapist? No. 299 00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:12,397 Because you're not a therapist. 300 00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,635 But since your misdiagnosing by a mile, 301 00:12:14,655 --> 00:12:16,206 let me point out some differences. 302 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,170 Pierce was raised by his dad. 303 00:12:18,189 --> 00:12:19,544 Mine took off when I was eight. 304 00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,162 Pierce spent his whole, pathetic life 305 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,271 begging for scraps of his father's approval. I moved on. 306 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,107 Maybe Pierce needs a dad. I don't. 307 00:12:26,132 --> 00:12:27,723 - Don't you? - Stop that! 308 00:12:27,787 --> 00:12:29,904 Okay, if I need a dad so bad, 309 00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:32,660 how come I've had his phone number for three weeks 310 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,082 without the slightest urge to call him? 311 00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,558 You found your dad? 312 00:12:38,161 --> 00:12:39,128 Did I? 313 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:40,356 Give it here! 314 00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:42,965 I remember when this show was about a community college. 315 00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:51,527 No, you take the fish sticks, senator. 316 00:12:51,744 --> 00:12:54,212 Enjoy the boat show. 317 00:12:57,028 --> 00:12:58,495 Cool. 318 00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,449 Cool, cool, cool. 319 00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:08,317 Just let me see the number, for medical purposes! 320 00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:09,240 No! 321 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,961 Help me heal your heart hole! 322 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,266 Never! 323 00:13:14,562 --> 00:13:17,449 So, this is where Pierce has been hiding the taste. 324 00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:26,273 Here's to you, Cornelius. 325 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:28,334 Gone, but not forgiven. 326 00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:38,737 Of course. 327 00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:40,368 Otherwise, it wouldn't be pointless. 328 00:13:44,931 --> 00:13:46,707 This is pointless. 329 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,052 We have no Abed, no codes. 330 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,201 Pierce sent us on a wild goose chase. 331 00:13:51,262 --> 00:13:53,363 Jeff was right. I am naive. 332 00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:54,700 Oh, don't listen to him. 333 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:56,931 There's nothing naive about helping a friend in need. 334 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,923 Jeff would know that if he wasn't too cool for after-school specials. 335 00:13:59,977 --> 00:14:01,408 - Thanks, Troy. - Don't worry. 336 00:14:01,455 --> 00:14:03,121 Abed's here. 337 00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:04,528 I can feel him. 338 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,036 Maybe we should loop back to the indoor swing room. 339 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,080 Indoor swing? 340 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,545 That's ridiculous. Someone's gonna break a lamp. 341 00:14:10,696 --> 00:14:12,729 Break something on it. 342 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:22,743 Britta, while I applaud your gentle approach to psychoanalysis, 343 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,551 I'm not gonna talk about it. 344 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:27,663 Hey, cut it out! 345 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,176 You're gonna break the... 346 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:32,782 door. 347 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,160 Well, look who came crawling back. 348 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:50,987 I'm not crawling. Walking. Quite briskly. 349 00:14:51,005 --> 00:14:52,037 Follow! 350 00:14:52,746 --> 00:14:55,480 I like talking to you, Annie. It's easy. 351 00:14:55,532 --> 00:14:57,090 I hope you feel like you can talk to me too. 352 00:14:57,108 --> 00:14:58,608 Oh! 353 00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:00,667 Uh, I... 354 00:15:00,705 --> 00:15:02,834 Spit it out. No secrets between roomies. 355 00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:04,946 - Behind you! - I'm behind you too. 356 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,696 Hands! Wall! 357 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:09,786 Not sure where you're going here, but just let it out. 358 00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:13,522 Ah! Don't let it out! 359 00:15:13,569 --> 00:15:15,202 Don't let it out! 360 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,151 All right, Pierce, turn off your haunted house! 361 00:15:31,476 --> 00:15:32,576 - Ah! - Ah! 362 00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:34,113 Oh, my God, Pierce is dead. 363 00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:35,360 Cornelius killed him. 364 00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:37,506 I broke the remote! 365 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,238 Do you think it's expensive? 366 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:44,637 Please, Pierce. 367 00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:47,515 Please don't die slightly before your time. 368 00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:51,113 This means we're next, and I care about us. 369 00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:55,030 Oh! 370 00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,390 Where... 371 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:01,191 Gotcha! 372 00:16:01,216 --> 00:16:02,016 What the hell? 373 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,574 I totally had you guys convinced I was dead. 374 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:06,408 That'll teach you to value my presence. 375 00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:07,940 - Pierce. - Don't Pierce me. 376 00:16:07,983 --> 00:16:09,936 You were going to Vicki's party without me. 377 00:16:09,973 --> 00:16:13,378 Bet you didn't expect me to fake a haunted house to teach you a lesson. 378 00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:15,259 That's exactly what we expected. 379 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,767 For heaven's sake, Pierce, Vicki's the one that didn't invite you. 380 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,139 Why didn't you scare her? 381 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:20,638 - 'Cause I hate her. - Abed! 382 00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:21,857 Where have you been? 383 00:16:21,889 --> 00:16:23,380 I found Pierce's secret surveillance room. 384 00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:25,142 Did you guys know he was faking a haunted house? 385 00:16:25,187 --> 00:16:27,218 This has been Abed Nadir with the late report. 386 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,103 Sorry. Good montages take time. 387 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,504 Man, it was so easy. 388 00:16:31,543 --> 00:16:34,262 A few shadows, a couple of mirror tricks. 389 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,115 A little, custom built latex walls, 390 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:39,099 and you're all crappin' in your short pants. 391 00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,447 It was pretty impressive, particularly the shadowy figure 392 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,397 you hired to watch you sleep. 393 00:16:42,429 --> 00:16:43,862 Wow, that is creepy. 394 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,509 A standout performance. Is he sad? 395 00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:51,724 - What are you doing? - I didn't hire anyone. 396 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:54,023 Oh, enough, Pierce. Just open the damn door. 397 00:16:54,035 --> 00:16:54,954 There's no ghost. 398 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,432 Then how do you explain this? 399 00:16:56,457 --> 00:16:57,801 You probably asked someone 400 00:16:57,818 --> 00:17:00,103 to help you with your stupid prank and then forgot. 401 00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,537 Uh-uh. Levar Burton was a hard no. 402 00:17:02,581 --> 00:17:04,139 There's only one explanation. 403 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,812 I belittled my father's good name for a prank, 404 00:17:06,831 --> 00:17:08,889 and his ghost has returned to scold me 405 00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:11,677 and probably butcher you guys for going along with it. 406 00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,438 You think hiding in this room is gonna keep you safe? 407 00:17:14,482 --> 00:17:17,188 Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. 408 00:17:17,212 --> 00:17:18,401 They're not fire. 409 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,969 Pierce, I am paying a teenager by the hour 410 00:17:20,986 --> 00:17:23,138 to care about my children so I can go to this party, 411 00:17:23,157 --> 00:17:24,293 so you have to ask yourself, 412 00:17:24,339 --> 00:17:27,140 is the real threat out there or in here? 413 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,546 Fine. I'll open it myself. 414 00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:30,921 No, no. He'll scold me! 415 00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:31,962 Ah! 416 00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:33,845 Someone's punching in the code from the outside. 417 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:36,831 - Please tell me one of us is outside. - Oh! 418 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,674 May I be of some assistance? 419 00:17:45,705 --> 00:17:47,049 Gilbert! 420 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,723 Gilbert, what are you doing in my house? 421 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,570 Well, technically, it's my house. 422 00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,829 After our father died, 423 00:17:51,874 --> 00:17:53,962 I became the sole inheritor of his estate, 424 00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:56,782 including all six houses and the decommissioned submarine. 425 00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:57,958 - What? - What? 426 00:17:57,992 --> 00:17:59,980 So you came here to kick me out? 427 00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:01,724 Actually, I came here to give you the deed, 428 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,988 but on the day of my arrival, you were out. 429 00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:05,753 I noticed mail piled up by the door. 430 00:18:05,772 --> 00:18:07,726 I took it in, paid the overdue bills, 431 00:18:07,778 --> 00:18:10,271 replaced a few light bulbs, and, well, 432 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,720 that was six weeks ago. 433 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,295 So you've been living here in secret this whole time? 434 00:18:14,314 --> 00:18:16,334 Yes. I'm ashamed to say 435 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,378 that after a lifetime as Cornelius's assistant, 436 00:18:19,572 --> 00:18:22,160 I've had a difficult time adjusting to his passing. 437 00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,643 It seems his absence has taken a greater toll 438 00:18:24,661 --> 00:18:25,860 than his presence ever did. 439 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:28,534 Taking care of Pierce gave my life purpose again, 440 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:32,136 but now that I've been discovered by your thin friend, 441 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,414 I must apologize and bid you adieu. 442 00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:36,299 Goodbye, Pierce. 443 00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:40,997 There's a load of clean socks in the dryer. 444 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:42,688 Gilbert, wait. Wait. 445 00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:45,512 Look, I've been doing really well since dad died, 446 00:18:45,573 --> 00:18:47,761 so I don't need anyone taking care of me, 447 00:18:47,842 --> 00:18:50,222 but if you're having a tough time... 448 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,597 Well, I guess I could use a roommate. 449 00:18:55,248 --> 00:18:56,798 Will there be anything else, brother? 450 00:18:56,829 --> 00:18:59,429 Yes. Bring it in. 451 00:18:59,668 --> 00:19:02,036 - Oh. - Oh. 452 00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,761 Have fun at the party. 453 00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:10,475 Tell Vicki I say happy Halloween. That'll mess with her. 454 00:19:10,534 --> 00:19:11,533 You sure you don't want to come? 455 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,094 I've got a mask for you to wear. 456 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,613 One that doesn't zip at the mouth. 457 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:15,738 No, thanks. 458 00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:17,566 I'll hang around here with Gilbert. 459 00:19:17,597 --> 00:19:18,997 He needs me. 460 00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:20,776 Oh, that's nice. 461 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:22,346 What was all that about masks? 462 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,652 Don't know, don't want to. 463 00:19:23,671 --> 00:19:24,627 Fair enough. 464 00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:27,994 Hey, how about you and I skip out on this party? 465 00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:29,418 Why? To do what and where? 466 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,546 Oh, I was thinking you could show me some Inspector Spacetime. 467 00:19:32,612 --> 00:19:33,851 You're always talking about it. 468 00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,107 I've never seen a full episode. 469 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,665 Oh, are you sure you want to? 470 00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:40,056 It starts pretty slow. The first Inspector couldn't even time travel. 471 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,437 Uh! That sounds fine. 472 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,098 After a night of running in circles, 473 00:19:43,143 --> 00:19:46,689 trying to untie Winger knots, I'm looking for something slow. 474 00:19:51,843 --> 00:19:53,749 Sorry I ruined your night. 475 00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:55,839 Actually, Pierce ruined my night, 476 00:19:55,853 --> 00:19:56,952 but you were right to let him. 477 00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:58,311 You still want to go to the party? 478 00:19:58,346 --> 00:20:01,621 I heard Vicki bought dry ice and gave Leonard the wrong address. 479 00:20:01,693 --> 00:20:03,560 - Uh, I'll take a pass. - Oh. 480 00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:07,000 I have some unfinished business at home. 481 00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:52,621 Troy! 482 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,525 Are you in here? 483 00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:58,227 Abed, was that you? 484 00:20:58,268 --> 00:21:01,593 I want to show you something on the other side of the bookcase. 485 00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:04,205 Troy? 486 00:21:04,394 --> 00:21:06,342 Find me as soon as you can. 487 00:21:07,885 --> 00:21:10,418 Who is in my house? 488 00:21:11,649 --> 00:21:13,150 Gilbert! 489 00:21:13,211 --> 00:21:14,778 Hijinks. 490 00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:19,523 Indubitably. 491 00:21:19,775 --> 00:21:22,642 Did it work? Are you tall?