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Take that, blorgon.

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Good show, Inspector.

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Oh, wow, there are
50 years of these, huh?

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Yeah, isn't it great?

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We can go anywhere
and any time in the universe.

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But it will probably be London
during the Blitz.

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Oh, I think I finally got
Abed to agree to let you come

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to the Inspector Spacetime Convention.

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Yay.

10
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Are you watching Inspector Spacetime?

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Why does he have to wake up so early?

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Can't we just tell Abed
that we're sleeping together?

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No.
No. Abed's fragile.

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We have to ease him into it, okay?

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Do we want him to freak out
and then we have to rescue him

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from some fantasy world where
submarines are small enough

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to enter the bloodstream?

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I totally want to do that.

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We need to go over
the convention schedule again.

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Go, go, go, go, go.

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Just a minute.

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Troy, it's a week away,

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and we need to revise
our whole strategy.

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Mwah.

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Troy.

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I've printed out several maps
of the convention center

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and color-coded
the best potential routes.

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Now we know I have a longer stride,

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but I'm assuming
your superior physical fitness

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will allow you to compensate
with greater speed.

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One thing's for sure, though.

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We need to save time by changing
into our costumes in the car.

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- Curling iron.
- Thanks.

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Coming.

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Hi, Abed.

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Just here for my breakfast date
with Troy.

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Oh, good morning, Britta.

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I haven't seen you in over 12 hours.

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Yeah.

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I know you two are having sex.

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- I've known for weeks.
- What?

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Why didn't you say something?

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I love doughnuts.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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I just need to get my
sunglasses, and then we can go.

46
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We're gonna be late,
and you don't need sunglasses

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to go to an Inspector Spacetime
convention.

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You're right.

49
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For an Inspector Spacetime convention,

50
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I would need a bag to put over my head.

51
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But Annie and I are going skiing.

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That is the only reason
I agreed to this road trip.

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What are you doing here?

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I always come early to save my seat.

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And what's this about a road trip?

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Look, Pierce,

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no one was trying to leave you out.

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We just assumed
you wouldn't be interested.

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Which is why we left you out.

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That's not fair.

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Why can't I go to
a Captain Warptime Convention?

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Because you'll ruin it.

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I'm getting sick of everyone assuming

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that I have nothing to offer.

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You know, in Ancient Greece,
it was considered

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an honor to invite a person
my age to a space convention?

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We didn't invite Shirley either.

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Well, that's better then.

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- All right.
Good night.

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Good night.

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I can't believe it—
our first Inspecticon.

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It's beautiful.

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Now are you sure
it's okay Britta's here?

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Because she can just wait in the car.

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It's cool.

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Now the first thing we need to do

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is find the booth
where they take the gluon photo.

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It's a photo where two people
are fused together

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like the Inspector and Reggie
were bonded

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for eternity in episode 704.

81
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Oh.

82
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Wait, was there a female inspector?

83
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Yes.
And everyone hates her.

84
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Not because they're sexist.

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- Because she sucks.
- Well, I think it's cool.

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- Britta.
- Annie.

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You're on your own, Al Capone.

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Everyone's entitled
to their own opinion.

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Am I the only one freaked out by that?

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No, I think Abed was just showing

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that he's accepting of our relationship.

92
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No, really.
What was it?

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Hey, Annie, sad news.

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They closed the ski slopes.

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A dozen scouts got buried
in an avalanche.

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So sad.

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I say we cut our losses and head home.

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What?
Why? We're already here.

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We can still have fun
hanging out at the convention.

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I'd have more fun
hanging out with the parents

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that are circling the block.

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Jeff, why are people staring at you?

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Because they've never seen
a man who's had sex before?

104
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All right, how many of those
do you have in your chamber?

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Enough for the whole ride home.

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Jeff.

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- What?
- We wanted it to be a surprise.

108
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You bear a striking resemblance

109
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to Inspector Spacetime's
Supervillain Thoraxis.

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Okay.
Now we're definitely leaving.

111
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But I've never been
on an adult vacation before.

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This is the first time
I've stayed in a hotel

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without a number in its name.

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Hey, you can stay if you want.

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Fine.
I'll be in my room.

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Good.
The reservation's under my name.

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Enjoy the nerds.

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I will enjoy the...

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- Jeff won.
- I know.

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Abed, the gluon photo line
looks really long.

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We should probably get in it now.

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Definitely.
Right after I find Toby.

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Who's Toby?

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Toby Weeks.

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Arguably the biggest Inspector
Spacetime fan in the world.

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We've been emailing for months.

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Oh.
You never mentioned him.

128
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Well, you've been
so busy lately having sex.

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Besides, we talked
about embracing change,

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so I'm expanding my social circle.

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I just hope he makes it.

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He works in Nigeria in banking.

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He almost couldn't come because
all his money was tied up

134
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in this financial thing,
but I sent him 700 pounds

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and a plane ticket,
so he should be here.

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Oh, Abed.

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There he is.

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You must be Abed.

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Inspector.
Ooh, before I forget,

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here is your check.
Thanking you very much indeed.

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- Nice.
- You wouldn't believe

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how many people
I emailed asking for help,

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and they completely ignored me.

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Hmm.
Toby, this is Britta.

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- Fraulein.
- And my best friend Troy.

146
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And where's your constable?

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Oh, my best friend Andrew.

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He was supposed to come,
but then his wife

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wouldn't let him go at the last minute.

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She's such a...
Minerva.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, oh, Minerva.

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What a bitch.

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Wait, was that the female inspector?

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Not in front of Toby.

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Hey, gluon line, we should
probably get in it right now.

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Alternatively, someone might just happen

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to have a pair of tickets
to the sold-out panel,

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"Which Inspector would win
in a fight in space,

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and which Inspector would win
in a fight in time?"

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We can get that photo later.

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Yeah, later.

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That was when I wanted to take it.

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Are you sure Troy and Abed want us here?

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They do.
They just don't know it yet.

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Now, remember, we're just a
couple of Captain Warphead fans.

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Nobody will even notice we're here.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, yes?

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Will you come with us?

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- Where? Why? When?
- Oh.

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Room service.

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Yes, I'd like to order some food.

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And how many people will be
dining today, Mrs. Winger?

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Oh, I'm not...

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Two.
Yeah, I'd like a turkey burger

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and a second turkey burger,
but with no bun.

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My husband doesn't do carbs.

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But he would like a scotch.

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And what kind of scotch
would your husband prefer?

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The good kind.

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Excellent choice,
Mrs. Winger.

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Yes, Mrs. Winger?

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Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you,

184
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but are you Nigel Cuthbertson,

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the actor who played Thoraxis?

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Call me Nige.

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We have every right to be here,

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and I don't know if you're being sexist,

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ageist, racist, or what,

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but I don't think
I like your -ist.

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Actually, we need your help.

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We're focus-testing
a new American version

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of Inspector Spacetime,

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and you two represent
several significant quadrants.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Your thoughts would be
very valuable to us.

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We're in.

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- Toby, did you see...
- The Christmas special?

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- Horrible.
- But when you consider

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- what it set up...
- Brilliant.

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- Is that—?
- Let's go.

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What about the photo?

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Do they even have to talk?

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They could just touch tentacles
and download.

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You know, this is good,
because, you know,

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Abed's branching out,
and Toby's really, really great.

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No.
Troy, I have seen that look.

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Girls have given me that look.

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You are not being crazy.

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That dude is trying
to steal your boyfriend.

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I'm gonna get a refill.

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I mean... what if Abed wants to replace me?

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It makes me so angry and sad
all at the same time.

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I know, but you have to hide it,

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because, for some reason,

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men find these feelings to be psycho,

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and, if you freak out,
it's only gonna push Abed away.

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Like I always say, if you love someone,

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set them free, and,
if they don't come back to you,

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they were never yours to begin with.

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That makes no sense.

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What if they get hit by a car
or fall down a well?

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Remind me not to put you down
as my emergency contact.

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All right.
Play it cool.

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Make nice with Toby.

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Yeah.

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So?

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What did everyone think?

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I thought it was pretty good.

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I was confused.

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And what confused you?

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The time travel mostly.

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Also the space travel.

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Anything else?

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How many clipboards you got?

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Raise the klaxon.

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Me lorry's plunging it
into the Thames, methinks.

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Hey, do you mind if I practice

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my American accent?

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- I have an audition.
- Of course.

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You really are an Inspector Spacetime fan.

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Ever since I was little.

243
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What is it you like about the show?

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I think the show's philosophy
poses some really interesting...

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Bow before Thoraxis.
Bow before Thoraxis.

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Questions about the nature—
I'm so sorry.

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- Bow before Thoraxis.
- This is my ringtone.

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Bow before Thoraxis.

249
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Okay, seriously, what was it?

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You wear glasses?
You have a back brace?

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Say it.
I don't care.

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- And I asked myself...
- Excuse me. Sorry.

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What does space smell like?

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- You see, the thing of it—
- Oh, hey, there you guys are.

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Oh, this is so nice, just three friends,

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friending around
all unthreatened-like.

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Terribly sorry.
This is slightly embarrassing.

258
00:10:01,575 --> 00:10:02,708
I seem to have forgotten your name.

259
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:03,776
It's Troy!

260
00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,211
You know it's Troy!

261
00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,414
Okay, it's the first part
of Troy and Abed.

262
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,015
Toby and Abed in the Morning?

263
00:10:09,083 --> 00:10:10,483
That's ridiculous.

264
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,585
I'm not psycho!

265
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,121
Okay.

266
00:10:15,189 --> 00:10:16,688
Where was I?
Oh, yes—

267
00:10:16,756 --> 00:10:17,689
Troy's been acting weird lately.

268
00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:18,857
The same thing happened

269
00:10:18,925 --> 00:10:20,225
with my constable when he got a wife.

270
00:10:20,293 --> 00:10:21,860
Which means of course
I now have one spare ticket

271
00:10:21,928 --> 00:10:23,062
to the 50th anniversary
Inspector Spacetime convention

272
00:10:23,129 --> 00:10:24,563
- in London.
- Demiceninspecticon?

273
00:10:24,630 --> 00:10:26,150
But it's so soon, and London's too far.

274
00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,833
In england, Cadbury creme eggs
are sold year-round.

275
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,221
I thought that was just a legend.

276
00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:30,469
Past life as an alien...

277
00:10:30,536 --> 00:10:35,373
Just a minute.

278
00:10:35,441 --> 00:10:36,907
Just a second.

279
00:10:36,976 --> 00:10:39,077
I've got your hair dryer,
Mrs. Winger.

280
00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:41,545
Oh, thank you, Randy,
but it's not for me.

281
00:10:41,613 --> 00:10:42,780
It's for my husband.

282
00:10:42,848 --> 00:10:44,315
He really needs the diffuser
for his hair.

283
00:10:44,383 --> 00:10:46,584
It sounds shallow, but he's a lawyer.

284
00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:48,685
Actually, having dual careers

285
00:10:48,752 --> 00:10:50,620
has put a lot of stress on our marriage.

286
00:10:50,688 --> 00:10:51,688
Hence the separate rooms.

287
00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:52,922
But I think this trip

288
00:10:52,991 --> 00:10:54,924
is really gonna change all that.

289
00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:56,493
My husband will finally see me

290
00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,262
not as a world-famous
police detective,

291
00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,365
but as a woman.

292
00:11:01,432 --> 00:11:03,266
Your husband's a lucky man.

293
00:11:03,334 --> 00:11:05,567
That he is.

294
00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:10,006
Mm.

295
00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:13,976
Tastes of bog.

296
00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:16,745
You see?
It's funny because it's clear.

297
00:11:17,814 --> 00:11:18,780
Actually I would like

298
00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:20,716
to say something.

299
00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:24,085
I am friends with a couple of
huge Inspector Spacetime fans,

300
00:11:24,153 --> 00:11:25,754
and I think what they like
about the show

301
00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:27,556
is that it's smart, complicated,

302
00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,591
and doesn't talk down to its audience.

303
00:11:29,659 --> 00:11:33,161
So, if you'd like to make
a really good American version,

304
00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,496
you should stay true to that.

305
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:38,332
Hey, instead of this constable,

306
00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,669
what about a blonde with
long legs and a tennis racket?

307
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:44,071
Yes.

308
00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:46,340
Please.
For me.

309
00:11:46,408 --> 00:11:48,142
Bow before...

310
00:11:48,209 --> 00:11:51,445
Normally we don't concern
ourselves with adultery,

311
00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,446
'cause then hotels wouldn't exist.

312
00:11:53,514 --> 00:11:55,782
But everyone here thinks you're so nice.

313
00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,817
So I had to bring you down here.

314
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,554
I don't believe it.
He told me he was leaving.

315
00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:03,289
Say your catchphrase.

316
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:08,161
I'd rather not.

317
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,962
What the hell is going on here?

318
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,230
Suddenly our marriage
isn't worth repairing?

319
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,866
What?

320
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,135
- Whoo!
- Wait, Nigel is married?

321
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,337
That is so Thoraxis.

322
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,976
And your American accent
isn't at all convincing.

323
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,145
We come all this way,
and you just leave me alone

324
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,715
without so much as sending
a text message?

325
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,983
I am sick of it, Jeff...

326
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,919
Nigel Winger.

327
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,654
Can I get two more of these, please?

328
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,655
Enough!

329
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,691
This day has turned crazy.

330
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:41,892
I'm gonna go upstairs,

331
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,260
towel off, and pray to God

332
00:12:44,361 --> 00:12:45,996
that I wake up in the middle of a final

333
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,799
for a class I didn't know
I was enrolled in.

334
00:12:56,207 --> 00:12:58,173
Shoo.

335
00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:03,378
Oh, honey.

336
00:13:03,446 --> 00:13:05,214
You went all psycho girlfriend
on Abed, didn't you?

337
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:08,150
Yeah.
I screwed up.

338
00:13:08,184 --> 00:13:09,384
Classsic Troy.

339
00:13:09,452 --> 00:13:10,486
It's okay.

340
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,887
It happens to the best of us.

341
00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:13,387
I got you a present.

342
00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,258
A quantum spanner.

343
00:13:17,326 --> 00:13:19,560
Yeah, it lights up

344
00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:21,863
or plays music or something.

345
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,698
Britta,

346
00:13:23,766 --> 00:13:25,767
would you agree to be bonded to me

347
00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:26,956
forever in the gluon chamber

348
00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:28,536
for an expensive souvenir photograph?

349
00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:30,070
Absolutely.

350
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,306
Thank you.

351
00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:36,844
What?

352
00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:38,012
I can't wait.
We can visit

353
00:13:38,079 --> 00:13:39,379
the original Spacetime set.

354
00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:40,607
And I've got a spare bedroom,

355
00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:41,849
so you can stay as long as you like.

356
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,183
That all sounds great.

357
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,417
But I don't know if I could
just pick up and leave.

358
00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,352
- I have a life here.
- For now.

359
00:13:46,419 --> 00:13:47,419
What do you mean?

360
00:13:47,487 --> 00:13:48,788
Well, let's face it.

361
00:13:48,856 --> 00:13:50,976
Neurotypicals don't have
the same focus you or I have.

362
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:52,224
They always get distracted...

363
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:55,128
by marriage, kids,
competitive cooking shows.

364
00:13:55,195 --> 00:13:57,797
- Like your best friend David.
- That's right.

365
00:13:57,865 --> 00:13:58,998
Who was planning on coming here

366
00:13:59,066 --> 00:14:00,627
even though you were trapped in Nigeria?

367
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,028
Yeah, but I wouldn't say trapped.

368
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,001
And you went to me
and not to your best friend

369
00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:04,235
and constable for help?

370
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,771
Well, his wife
probably deleted the email.

371
00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:06,838
She's a total...
Minerva.

372
00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:08,740
Right.

373
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,375
And you're dressed
as the third Inspector,

374
00:14:10,442 --> 00:14:11,877
who was famous for trying
to strangle the actor

375
00:14:11,944 --> 00:14:12,978
who played Constable Dudley,
because they were

376
00:14:13,046 --> 00:14:14,246
both pursuing Linda McCartney.

377
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,313
David doesn't actually exist, does he?

378
00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,581
You're mad.

379
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:17,882
Nothing you've said can prove that.

380
00:14:17,949 --> 00:14:18,949
Except that when we met you said

381
00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,417
- his name was Andrew.
- Bollocks.

382
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:24,989
- Yeah.
- All right. Guilty as charged.

383
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:27,558
Look, I had to be sure, didn't I?

384
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,161
When you sent me that first email

385
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,528
in which you figured out
that Inspector Spacetime

386
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,697
is both his own grandfather
and grandmother,

387
00:14:33,764 --> 00:14:35,565
I knew we were soul mates.

388
00:14:35,632 --> 00:14:37,300
You and I are special.

389
00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,802
Neurotypicals won't admit it,

390
00:14:38,869 --> 00:14:41,270
but some people are just better
than everybody else.

391
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,272
They can't handle it,
so they always leave.

392
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,908
Just like how the brilliant Inspector

393
00:14:44,975 --> 00:14:46,176
has constant adventures,

394
00:14:46,243 --> 00:14:48,244
while his constables
always eventually return

395
00:14:48,312 --> 00:14:50,512
to their dull, ordinary earth lives.

396
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,614
But maybe there's a reason

397
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:55,050
the Inspector always chooses
a human companion.

398
00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:56,719
He's an alien, but his human friends

399
00:14:56,786 --> 00:14:58,320
keep him grounded
and invested in the world,

400
00:14:58,387 --> 00:15:00,089
like with me and Troy.

401
00:15:00,156 --> 00:15:01,423
If I could winger you for a second.

402
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,991
Sure. I don't know
what that means, but...

403
00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:06,728
Maybe all relationships are
made up of logical inspectors

404
00:15:06,795 --> 00:15:09,030
and emotional constables,
and we need both

405
00:15:09,098 --> 00:15:12,100
to make space and time a better place.

406
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,602
Maybe you're right.

407
00:15:17,572 --> 00:15:19,506
Wait, wait.
Toby, Toby, Toby, no.

408
00:15:19,574 --> 00:15:21,908
Wait just a second.

409
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,678
Just playing a game.

410
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:35,773
You have to let me out.

411
00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:38,475
No, not until
Stockholm syndrome sets in.

412
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,583
How long do you think
that'll be, a couple of hours?

413
00:15:40,645 --> 00:15:42,646
Would you love me if I got you a churro?

414
00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:46,383
Annie.

415
00:15:46,451 --> 00:15:49,386
Annie, I...

416
00:15:57,994 --> 00:15:59,674
I'm not sure how much air
there is in here!

417
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:01,764
And still you talk.

418
00:16:01,831 --> 00:16:03,065
Troy will find me.

419
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:07,603
- Who?
- You know who Troy is.

420
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:12,274
Yeah.
Troy will find me.

421
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,645
Everything okay?

422
00:16:16,712 --> 00:16:18,212
Everything's fine.

423
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,515
What is a gluon anyway?

424
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,884
Can we stop talking about Abed?

425
00:16:22,951 --> 00:16:26,787
I'm sorry.
I can't.

426
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:27,854
It doesn't feel right.

427
00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:30,724
It's okay.
I understand.

428
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,159
Go to him.

429
00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:34,328
- Are you sure?
- I've told you before.

430
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:37,665
I don't care about Inspector Spacetime.

431
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,310
Toby.

432
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,611
Where's Abed?

433
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,446
He's packing.

434
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,682
He said you have a girlfriend
and don't need him anymore.

435
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,382
He's coming with me to England.

436
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,218
- You're lying.
- How would you know?

437
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,687
Because Abed's my friend,

438
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,355
and he would have told me.

439
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,425
And he would have explained it
to me in very clear terms,

440
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,260
because I get confused sometimes.

441
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,495
He's in there, isn't he?

442
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,930
No.

443
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,764
- Hey, Troy.
- Hey, Abed.

444
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,467
Toby, have you ever been in a fight?

445
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,402
Because I have.

446
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,170
Oh, my God.
He can make a fist.

447
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:22,039
That would hurt harder than a slap.

448
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:23,674
He's in that one.

449
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,545
I knew that.

450
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,815
You okay?

451
00:17:31,882 --> 00:17:34,283
I am.
You know, for the first time

452
00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:36,272
in my long history
of being locked inside things,

453
00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:38,355
I knew someone would come.

454
00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:43,593
Still want to take the gluon photo?

455
00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,194
- What do you think?
- Yes.

456
00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,196
- Yes.
- Cool.

457
00:17:53,236 --> 00:17:56,271
Well, I just went upstairs
and saw your room.

458
00:17:56,339 --> 00:18:00,208
Saw the two robes, the two coffee cups,

459
00:18:00,276 --> 00:18:01,576
one with lipstick, one without.

460
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:05,012
And I saw actual hair
that looked a lot like mine

461
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,113
on my side of the sink,

462
00:18:06,181 --> 00:18:07,682
so I have some questions.

463
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,684
- Oh, God.
- First one,

464
00:18:09,752 --> 00:18:11,619
is that actually my hair, and, if so,

465
00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:12,953
did it fall out naturally?

466
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,089
Because if it did,
you need to tell me right now,

467
00:18:15,156 --> 00:18:16,257
'cause I have to call science.

468
00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:19,025
Also, what the hell is going on?

469
00:18:19,093 --> 00:18:22,028
All right,
I may have been play-acting

470
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,463
that we were married, and then the staff

471
00:18:23,531 --> 00:18:26,600
thought you were cheating,
and I had to save face.

472
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:27,967
Do I have to worry about this?

473
00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:30,737
No, I was just daydreaming.

474
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,739
I mean, I've married you
at least a half a dozen times.

475
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,542
And Troy.
And Zac Efron.

476
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,777
Mostly Zac Efron.

477
00:18:37,844 --> 00:18:40,379
Does Zac get a drink thrown in his face?

478
00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:45,083
I don't know.
I guess I was a little hurt

479
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:46,652
that you ditched me.

480
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,087
I mean, we are friends, right?

481
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:52,390
Would it have been that painful
to hang out together?

482
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:56,994
Well, I can tell you one thing
your fantasy got wrong.

483
00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:59,063
If we were married, you wouldn't find me

484
00:18:59,131 --> 00:19:02,434
flirting with another woman
in a hotel bar.

485
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:05,969
But there are a lot of things
that you think are fun

486
00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,805
that I wouldn't want to do
because I'm...

487
00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:09,773
- Older?
- Not lame.

488
00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:13,343
Do you want to hang out now?

489
00:19:13,411 --> 00:19:16,814
Can I buy you a drink?
What do you want?

490
00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,348
An appletini.

491
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:21,517
Oh, God, don't make me order that.

492
00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:24,887
- Please?
- Please?

493
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:31,661
Appletini.

494
00:19:31,728 --> 00:19:34,163
That is so great.

495
00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,599
And I have a surprise for you guys.

496
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,266
Pow!

497
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:40,502
- Really pushing me here.
- He's back.

498
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,604
Do you mind if we crash this party?

499
00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:44,606
That we already crashed.

500
00:19:44,674 --> 00:19:46,441
Pierce, Shirley,
I'm glad you guys made it.

501
00:19:46,509 --> 00:19:47,949
It was rude of me not to invite you.

502
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,278
- I'm sorry.
- Just remember, Abed,

503
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:51,613
I did my best.

504
00:19:51,681 --> 00:19:54,081
We both did.

505
00:19:54,148 --> 00:19:55,315
You're welcome.

506
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:56,784
So I guess we're taking off.

507
00:19:56,852 --> 00:19:59,520
Actually, I'd like to stay
for a little while.

508
00:19:59,588 --> 00:20:00,955
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

509
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:02,523
You don't have to do that for me.

510
00:20:02,591 --> 00:20:05,392
Well, who says it's just for you?

511
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:06,627
Guys, get your phones ready,

512
00:20:06,695 --> 00:20:08,963
because you are only
gonna see this once.

513
00:20:16,269 --> 00:20:19,405
Bow before Thoraxis.

514
00:20:23,811 --> 00:20:26,712
See, this is why I don't hang
with you folks on the weekends.

515
00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:39,514
Here we are, the 1960s,

516
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,817
the greatest, grooviest period
in the entire history

517
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:46,320
of the entire universe.

518
00:20:46,389 --> 00:20:49,090
I'm lucky.
I get to visit places like this

519
00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:53,227
because I can travel
through time and space,

520
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,696
but not both at once.

521
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:58,532
Do you know why that is, Ensign?

522
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,201
Because, Inspector Spacetime,

523
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:05,338
our minds would be blown
with the space/time confusion.

524
00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:07,007
That's right.

525
00:21:07,074 --> 00:21:10,576
And now I must sleep
with the sexiest woman here,

526
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,445
who is also my grandmother,

527
00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:15,147
or I will cease to exist.

528
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:16,982
How do you know
I'm not your grandmother?

529
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,984
There's only one way to find out.

530
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,523
I hate you.

531
00:21:23,755 --> 00:21:29,951
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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