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Community
S04E06
Advanced Documentary Filmmaking

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My name is Kevin,
or so they tell me.

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Actually, they told me my
birth name is Benjamin Chang,

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but I can't remember anything
before six months ago.

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But by using
a special, shiny glass

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called a mirror,

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I've estimated
that I'm 15 years old,

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although I have no way
of knowing.

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Changnesia is a fascinating
and extremely rare disease

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on the forefront of the
psychological landscape.

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Dr. Compared with your
garden variety amnesia,

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Changnesia is immeasurably
more complex.

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Its varied and seemingly
random symptoms,

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its resistance to both traditional
and new age medicine,

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why Changnesia
affects the memory

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but not the ability
to make forced puns...

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These are all things we can study
now that someone finally has it.

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I first met Chang when I hired him
as a Spanish teacher at Greendale.

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Then he became
a disgraced student,

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psychopathic music major,

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homeless vent dweller,
security guard, keytarist,

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power hungry warlord,
and now, Kevin.

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It's sad to see him like this.

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Well, it's mixed.

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He was pretty terrible before.

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I'm developing a theory
which some find controversial.

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Perhaps Chang
actually used to be Kevin,

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went crazy, and became Chang.

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And then, at some point,

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Chang hit his head,
went un-crazy,

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thereby reverting back
to regular old Kevin again.

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Dr.
That makes no sense.

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Science tells us

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hitting his head
would only cure him

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if hitting his head
was the original cause.

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Told you it was controversial.

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Here at Greendale,
we accept all students,

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whoever they may be
or have forgotten they were.

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But assisting
in Kevin's recovery

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has put a financial strain
on the school.

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That's why we are appealing

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to the Macguffin Neurological Institute
for this $40,000 Grant,

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so we can continue to fight
this terrible disease

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and hopefully, one day,
pay for this documentary.

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How was that, Abed?
That's too beggy?

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No, that was great.

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But I could use a new camera,
with a smoother zoom.

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Oh, okay. Well, just be sure
to get my good side, okay?

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This documentary
needs to be convincing.

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This needs to be the hoop dreams
of things people care about.

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We rolling?

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The dean
wants a propaganda film,

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but I intend to explore all
sides of this serious issue,

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including those who don't
think it's a serious issue.

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- Hey, Jeff.
- What are you doing?

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Making a documentary
on Changnesia.

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- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Abed: Got it. Beautiful.

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All right, let's get
one more for safety.

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Jeff, back to one.
Jeff?

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Sync and corrections by Norther
www.addic7ed.com

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I'm telling you, we should have
sprung for the name brand glitter.

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Look, cheap glitter,
expensive glitter.

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Money talks, people.

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Guys, did you hear?

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The history of ice cream class
had another heart attack.

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Three more, and we're all in.

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Yes.

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What's the Macguffin Institute?

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Fine.
I'll tell him.

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But one day, you'll all be old
and slow and lose at things,

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and when that day comes,

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I won't remember
what I'm doing now.

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Lord, the Macguffin institute is
coming to Greendale on Friday

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because they might give the
school money to study Changnesia.

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Changnesia isn't a disease.
It's a con.

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You're seriously
helping this lunatic?

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He kept the dean in a dungeon.

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He tried to kill us.
He ate his twin in utero.

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That was Chang.
This is Kevin.

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They're the same idiot.

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How would you know? Have you ever
even spent any time with him, Jeff?

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I was reluctant to accept
Kevin at first, too, but...

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he's just so sweet.

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The world is brand new to him.

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He approaches everything
with the wonderment

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of a small child
or a cartoon alien.

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Whoa.

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This makes things smaller.

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No, no...
Bigger.

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Oh, bigger.

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Well, enjoy your collective delusion.
I'm going to go get a sandwich,

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which, unlike Changnesia,
is real.

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Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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We want to know how you feel about
the Macguffin people visiting.

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I need it on camera.

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- It's stupid.
- What's stupid?

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- The whole thing.
- Okay, put it together for me.

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"The whole thing is stupid." All right,
thanks, buddy. I'll cut it together.

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- Shirley.
- Hmm?

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You don't seriously think
Chang is Kevin, do you?

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No, I believe the good lord made
Chang Chang. Kevin is a choice.

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Thank you. I'm seriously worried
about the rest of the group.

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Not only have they
drunk the Kevin kool-aid,

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they're in the study room right now,
making banners, debating glitter...

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Well, I'd love to keep talking about this,
but I gotta get to work.

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No, Shirley, you've got
to help me stop this.

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You're the only
sane person left.

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Welcome to Shirley's sandwiches,
where the food is Kevin-ly.

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- You hired Chang?
- Hmm?

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The customers love Kevin.

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I think it's because
he's a good listener.

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Most words are new to him, so
it's all still fascinating.

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I'm Kevin.
And you are?

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Not calling you Kevin.

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Hi, not calling you Kevin.

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What are you having?

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- None of this.
- Okay.

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Uh, listen.

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I don't care what he calls
himself, he's a hard worker.

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We're all broken people, Jeffrey,
we all deserve a second chance.

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Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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It doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave.

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Chang didn't sleep with a stripper.
He tried to kill us.

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Why does everyone keep
forgetting about that?

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But he didn't. And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer.

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What if Greendale never
gave you a second chance?

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What Shirley said
really made me think.

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I mean, all my friends
believe this guy.

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What does it say about me
that I don't?

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Hmm?
Yes?

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Ugh, and cue wet blanket Winger

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to tell us that we're
all wasting our time.

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Actually, no.

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I had a really good
conversation with Shirley,

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and I realized
I've been acting like a jerk.

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If it's not too late,

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I'd love to help out
in any way I can.

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Jeffrey, that's amazing.

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I knew you'd come around.

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All right, Abed, get
us in panning singles.

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And can you say "powwow"
instead of "conversation"?

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It just sounds more you.

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All right, action. Okay, you going to
make an entrance? Great.

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What does it say?

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It says I have gullible friends
who will believe anybody,

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and I need
to make that anybody me.

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By exposing Chang
in front of the whole school.

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Wow. Much like the
classic documentary

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Capturing the Friedmans,

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my story just took a
completely unexpected turn.

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Jeff, if you want this done right,
I'm going to need a steadicam for Garrett.

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That's showbiz.

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We were all pretty
happy when Jeff came around.

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He became really gung-ho
about Abed's documentary,

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and had a lot of great ideas

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about how to impress
the Macguffin people.

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And that's why Pierce

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should host the reception.

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He speaks their language.

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Finally, somebody's
making some sense.

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I've got a blackface
senor Wences bit

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I've been workshopping.

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Perfect.

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Annie, we need to find out

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what happened to Kevin before
he showed up at Greendale.

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What hellish experiences did he
overcome during those missing months?

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Do you think you can use your forensic
knowhow to do some investigating?

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Investigating?
Obvi.

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Can I help?

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If you're willing to
learn, sure, partner.

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"Partner."
I like that.

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I'm going
to call you "Houlihan."

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"Partner" and "Houlihan."

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Okay.

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The postman found Kevin here.

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He said he was soaking wet
and smelled like fish.

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I know it's not a lot
to go on...

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Um, it's almost
too much to go on.

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Look, Sullivan's trout farm
is just 1/4 mile away.

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Who do you think you're
dealing with, Winger?

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I don't know, Houlihan.
Seems sort of thin.

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In an investigation, one dude always
has to go opposite the other dude.

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That's how they
get things done.

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Well, you guys can work it out.

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- Yeah, we will.
- No, we won't.

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- Britta, Shirley...
- Shirley: Oh, that's me.

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I want you to take this camera

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and follow Chang around
for his day-to-day.

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Really get into the life of
a functioning Changnesiac.

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I want you to go
inside his home, work, pod.

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Just get everything.

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Ooh, that's great advertising
for my growing business.

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Okay, I'll do it. And with
my photography skills...

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Jeff, thank you.

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When the dean told me
you were going to help me,

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I couldn't believe it.

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A cool, smart lawyer
like yourself

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reaching out
to a little nobody like me?

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I never told you
I was a lawyer.

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No, you didn't.

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Shirley said it, remember?

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You said,
"You hired Chang?"

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And I said, "I'm
Kevin, and you are?"

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And you said,
"Not calling you Kevin,"

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and I said, "Hi, not calling you Kevin.
What are you having?"

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And you said,
"None of this."

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And then Shirley said, "I don't
care what he calls himself.

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"He's a hard worker.

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"We're all broken people, and
we all deserve a second chance.

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"Like how I gave Andre
a second chance.

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"Doesn't mean I forgot.
I just forgave."

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And you said, "Chang didn't
sleep with a stripper.

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"He tried to kill us.

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"Why does everyone keep
forgetting all that?"

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And then Shirley said,
"But he didn't.

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"And you used
to be a sleazy lawyer."

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Her words.

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Wow. That's quite a
memory you have.

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Well, my short term memory
has actually improved.

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My doctor calls it a, um...

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side effect.

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Oh.

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Well played, Chang.

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The chess match has begun.

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What...

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I'm Chinese?

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Do you want to get some footage
while we're waiting for Kevin?

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Maybe we could take some shots
of my delicious bread baking,

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or the affordable prices

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on our new Shirley's
sandwiches super saver menu.

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Or we could get to know the
Shirley behind the sandwiches.

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- Here, give me that camera.
- Oh. Okay.

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Be careful, now.
It's Abed's camera.

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- All right.
- Watch it.

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Oh, where is
the stop button on this?

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Oh, here it is.
Okay.

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- You want to hear my pitch?
- Mmm-hmm.

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A strong, independent woman,

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starting her own business.

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An "entrepreneu-her,"
if you will.

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Or maybe a businesswoman?

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Okay, fine.
Think inside the box.

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All right.
Are you ready?

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Action.

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00:09:54,057 --> 00:09:56,217
- Cut. Oh! Beautiful.

246
00:09:56,248 --> 00:09:57,797
You don't think
the song was too much?

247
00:09:57,822 --> 00:10:00,198
Are you kidding me?
It made the scene.

248
00:10:00,229 --> 00:10:00,906
You know what?

249
00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:02,818
I want to get some better
lighting up in this noise.

250
00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,133
Let's go hit up Abed.

251
00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,062
I never told anybody
that story, Britta.

252
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,850
Oh, it was beautiful.

253
00:10:07,860 --> 00:10:10,050
I was dead
for three minutes.

254
00:10:10,062 --> 00:10:11,207
Three minutes?

255
00:10:11,213 --> 00:10:13,679
Three whole minutes.
They thought I was gone.

256
00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:14,778
Pierce.

257
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,012
How's your act coming?

258
00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:18,191
- Blackface senor Wences?
- Mmm-hmm.

259
00:10:18,339 --> 00:10:20,441
How do you think it's coming?

260
00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,320
In the unlikely event

261
00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:25,252
I fail to expose Chang,

262
00:10:25,563 --> 00:10:28,396
I'm pretty confident Pierce will
make sure we don't get a Grant.

263
00:10:28,414 --> 00:10:30,204
What you talkin' about, hookey?

264
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,027
Wow, that bit could not
get any more perfect.

265
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:33,996
Wait a minute.

266
00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:37,801
I haven't introduced you
to my Asian wife yet.

267
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,397
Uh-oh...

268
00:10:40,469 --> 00:10:41,511
I was wrong.

269
00:10:45,031 --> 00:10:47,401
- This is the place.
- No, it's not.

270
00:10:50,521 --> 00:10:51,664
Garrett, here he comes. Get up.

271
00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:53,344
I can't.
It's too heavy!

272
00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:54,406
Garrett, now.

273
00:10:54,427 --> 00:10:55,359
Now.

274
00:10:58,226 --> 00:10:59,968
Excuse me,
Mr. Sullivan.

275
00:11:00,057 --> 00:11:01,625
This is Houlihan.
I'm her partner, Partner.

276
00:11:01,650 --> 00:11:04,387
- Wait, I'm Partner.
- No, you're not.

277
00:11:04,902 --> 00:11:06,282
We'd like to ask you
a couple of questions.

278
00:11:06,308 --> 00:11:07,835
What are you, the trout police?

279
00:11:08,062 --> 00:11:10,856
Because if you are, you're legally bound
to tell me, or else it's entrapment.

280
00:11:10,886 --> 00:11:12,297
We're not the trout police.

281
00:11:12,324 --> 00:11:14,903
Have you seen this man?

282
00:11:16,303 --> 00:11:18,652
One morning, I see something
coming out of the trout tank,

283
00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:21,641
and at first, I was scared,
because, uh, I'm the last face

284
00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:23,977
that a lot of trout ever see.

285
00:11:24,008 --> 00:11:26,748
I'm not saying that the
trout are a vengeful breed,

286
00:11:26,779 --> 00:11:28,391
but if they were, I...

287
00:11:28,697 --> 00:11:31,350
I'd probably be public enemy number one.

288
00:11:31,381 --> 00:11:34,348
So the figure that emerged,
it was that man?

289
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,169
Yeah, and I was pretty relieved when
I found out it was a naked Asian guy,

290
00:11:37,192 --> 00:11:38,506
and not an angry trout.

291
00:11:38,524 --> 00:11:39,688
And when was this?

292
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,982
Oh, it must have been
around June.

293
00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:44,259
I remember because
my milkweed allergies

294
00:11:44,278 --> 00:11:46,109
were acting up
something fierce.

295
00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:49,735
I gave him some clothes, and sent
him on his way the next morning.

296
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,403
I don't know what happened
to him after that.

297
00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:53,924
Mr. Sullivan, how many
employees do you have here?

298
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,287
Employees?

299
00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:57,009
What do I look like,
trout world?

300
00:11:58,263 --> 00:12:00,296
No employees.
Heh, just me.

301
00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:02,056
And my dog.

302
00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:04,446
I knew he was
hiding something.

303
00:12:04,472 --> 00:12:06,069
A spike in production in June,

304
00:12:06,088 --> 00:12:08,366
at the peak
of milkweed allergy season?

305
00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:12,521
Something on this trout farm was
starting to smell... wrong.

306
00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:15,782
The problem was, I didn't have
any way to make him talk.

307
00:12:16,011 --> 00:12:17,178
Or did I?

308
00:12:17,429 --> 00:12:20,398
Well, looks like
everything checks out here.

309
00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:21,230
Right, Troy?

310
00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:24,405
No, Houlihan, I don't think
anything checks out here.

311
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,860
No, don't fly off the handle, Partner.

312
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,437
Oh, I will fly
off the handle, Houlihan.

313
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,129
What the hell
are you talking about?

314
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,466
I'm sorry,
Mr. Sullivan.

315
00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:35,268
Clearly, you have
nothing to hide.

316
00:12:35,303 --> 00:12:36,829
What are you hiding?

317
00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:38,151
Fine!

318
00:12:38,177 --> 00:12:39,392
You got me.

319
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,092
I've been using that Asian
guy as unpaid, manual labor

320
00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:44,717
for three months before
I drove him into town.

321
00:12:44,743 --> 00:12:46,911
But he wanted me to!

322
00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,731
We were friends,

323
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,807
and I treated him
with respect and dignity.

324
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,924
Partner and Houlihan.

325
00:12:55,911 --> 00:12:56,943
Shut up, Kevin!

326
00:12:57,417 --> 00:12:59,785
Partner and Houlihan.

327
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:01,480
I don't understand.

328
00:13:01,505 --> 00:13:02,756
Why would he work for no money?

329
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:03,986
Because he doesn't know
about money.

330
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:06,413
Kevin doesn't know about labor
laws, or 40-hour work weeks,

331
00:13:06,439 --> 00:13:08,259
or that that dude named him
after a dog.

332
00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:09,861
Growing up,
I had a cat named Troy,

333
00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:12,278
a bird named Troy,
and a hamster named Troy.

334
00:13:12,568 --> 00:13:14,770
They were all older than me.

335
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,692
Oh, my God.

336
00:13:16,718 --> 00:13:20,537
I think Kevin's struggle just
got a lot sexier, Grant-wise.

337
00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:22,500
This is horrible.

338
00:13:22,925 --> 00:13:24,359
It was horrible.

339
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,508
They were supposed to
come back with a smoking gun,

340
00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:28,533
and all they found was a
little human rights abuse.

341
00:13:28,561 --> 00:13:30,268
Which, normally, is terrible.

342
00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:31,483
So do you
believe Kevin now?

343
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:33,374
No.
I want all your footage.

344
00:13:33,408 --> 00:13:34,843
I know Chang slipped up.

345
00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,116
He's not smart enough
to play dumb all the time.

346
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:38,710
What about
Shirley and Britta's footage?

347
00:13:38,729 --> 00:13:39,742
It's unusable crap.

348
00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,118
I don't care.
I want it all.

349
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,570
Do you want it bad enough
to rent me a crane?

350
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,104
And maybe license
an expensive song?

351
00:13:44,129 --> 00:13:45,487
Yeah, whatever.

352
00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:58,057
unusable crap is generous.

353
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:00,426
It goes on like this
for another 12 hours.

354
00:14:00,451 --> 00:14:03,427
I couldn't even get through it all,
and I sat through The Tree of Life.

355
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:07,552
Wait, right there.
What's that?

356
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:11,387
Oh, come on,
you slippery snake, slip up.

357
00:14:11,406 --> 00:14:12,477
Doubtful.
When he's alone,

358
00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:16,189
he mostly just practices smiling
and frowning. We've all done it.

359
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:25,686
Who's he calling?

360
00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:27,606
Good question.

361
00:14:28,297 --> 00:14:29,498
We figure that out,

362
00:14:29,527 --> 00:14:31,426
we've got our smoking gun.

363
00:14:31,744 --> 00:14:33,191
And all thanks to Britta.

364
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:34,851
Don't ruin this.

365
00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,942
The stage was set for
a climatic final set piece.

366
00:14:37,979 --> 00:14:39,608
The Macguffin people
were on campus,

367
00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,953
and Jeff had prepared
quite the presentation.

368
00:14:43,687 --> 00:14:44,739
You shut up.

369
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,827
But I love you.

370
00:14:45,866 --> 00:14:47,745
You get yourself in the kitchen,
and make me a burrito.

371
00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:50,178
Oh, okay, yay!
Oh, thank you.

372
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,874
Okay, thank you,
Pierce Hawthorne

373
00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:55,502
for your special blend
of playful racial humor.

374
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:58,536
And genuine thoughts
on Geraldine ferraro.

375
00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,974
He's an old Teddy bear.

376
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:03,024
And now, I believe Jeff
Winger has a presentation.

377
00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:04,927
- Yay.
- Ugh.

378
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:08,078
Thank you.
I must confess,

379
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:10,966
I was just a short while
ago quite skeptical

380
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,349
about Changnesia.

381
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,422
But, with the help
of my friends,

382
00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:16,197
we have uncovered a lot
about this terrible,

383
00:15:16,236 --> 00:15:19,408
newly-discovered,
completely real disease.

384
00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:22,382
I think you'll find it
as eye-opening as I did.

385
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,826
Wait till you see
what we found.

386
00:15:23,858 --> 00:15:26,178
Kevin was a victim
of human trafficking.

387
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:30,345
Our purpose here tonight
is to help cure Kevin

388
00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:31,945
of his Changnesia.

389
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,949
Who better to jog his memory

390
00:15:33,962 --> 00:15:37,170
than someone special from
his allegedly erased past.

391
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:42,597
So please welcome to the stage
the former Mrs. Ben Chang, Alessandra.

392
00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:44,103
Alessandra, come on up.

393
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:45,528
Thank you.

394
00:15:49,805 --> 00:15:51,281
Ben...

395
00:15:51,562 --> 00:15:53,398
do you remember me?

396
00:15:55,408 --> 00:15:57,019
I'm sorry.

397
00:15:58,409 --> 00:15:59,611
I don't.

398
00:15:59,628 --> 00:16:00,605
Admit it, Kevin.

399
00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:01,967
You remember her.

400
00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,943
This is the woman
you never stopped loving.

401
00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:06,669
Hit the lights!

402
00:16:18,452 --> 00:16:19,253
Oh...

403
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,283
You love her so much,

404
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:25,034
you called her over and
over and over again,

405
00:16:25,057 --> 00:16:26,573
even though you don't know her

406
00:16:26,596 --> 00:16:29,768
or how to use a phone
or what a number is.

407
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:32,790
What's going on here?

408
00:16:32,821 --> 00:16:34,333
You told me
I was here to help him.

409
00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:36,657
Oh, we are here
to help him, all right.

410
00:16:36,810 --> 00:16:41,614
We are here to help him admit that he
has been faking this whole time.

411
00:16:41,632 --> 00:16:43,217
Where'd you get
the number, Chang?

412
00:16:43,223 --> 00:16:45,056
I found it in the vents!

413
00:16:45,951 --> 00:16:48,188
It's 555-0190.

414
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:51,732
And it was the most beautiful
thing I'd ever seen.

415
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,448
But I always hung up,
because...

416
00:16:55,304 --> 00:16:56,889
I didn't know if the
person on the other end

417
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:58,985
would ever want
to talk to Kevin...

418
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:01,293
after knowing Chang.

419
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,885
You seem so nice.

420
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,623
If we were really married,

421
00:17:05,078 --> 00:17:08,163
I wish I could remember for even
one moment how lucky I was.

422
00:17:08,188 --> 00:17:09,509
- Oh...
- Aw...

423
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:11,059
Oh, Ben.

424
00:17:12,796 --> 00:17:13,479
Uh!

425
00:17:14,378 --> 00:17:15,757
Jeffrey, what are you doing?

426
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:18,953
Look, if he doesn't remember her,
then this wouldn't bother him.

427
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:20,732
My logic is flawless!

428
00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:25,153
Doesn't that bother you?
That bothers you!

429
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:25,972
Things got so ugly,

430
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:27,733
I hesitate to even
show you this footage.

431
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,502
But I will let you see
me reacting to it.

432
00:17:29,533 --> 00:17:31,731
That'll probably be
more than you can handle.

433
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,726
Mmm...

434
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:41,405
Actually, it's not that bad,
but this keeps the story moving.

435
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:43,449
Hey, Alessandra,

436
00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,954
his last girlfriend
was a charred mannequin leg!

437
00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:47,885
Jeffrey!
Have you lost your mind?

438
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,131
You never believed Kevin?

439
00:17:49,149 --> 00:17:52,096
You were just lying to manipulate
us into helping you hurt him?

440
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:54,309
Jeffrey, I trusted you
and believed in you

441
00:17:54,335 --> 00:17:56,998
and fantasized about celebrating
over mimosas with you!

442
00:17:57,023 --> 00:17:59,538
Dean, if this is the sort
of uphill battle

443
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,775
you're facing in the fight
against Changnesia,

444
00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:04,146
well, then, you're gonna need
all the help you can get.

445
00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:06,920
On behalf of the Macguffin
neurological institute,

446
00:18:06,945 --> 00:18:08,843
Grant granted.

447
00:18:12,754 --> 00:18:15,030
So...
I guess I did help.

448
00:18:15,066 --> 00:18:17,284
Just not in the way
I wanted to.

449
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:18,566
But, on the bright side,

450
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:21,155
this is the most well-documented
failure of my life.

451
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,216
Thank you.

452
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,894
By trying to make
Kevin a pariah,

453
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,456
I accidentally
became more Chang

454
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:32,655
than Chang at his Changiest.

455
00:18:34,186 --> 00:18:35,544
That's funny.

456
00:18:35,954 --> 00:18:37,979
Well, I didn't try
to kill anyone.

457
00:18:38,177 --> 00:18:39,595
Which no one
seems to care about.

458
00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:41,192
But you know what I'm saying.

459
00:18:43,227 --> 00:18:44,929
Can I sit here?

460
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:48,607
You sure you want
to be seen with me?

461
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,775
You have a brand-new
reputation to uphold.

462
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,223
I like you.

463
00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:55,395
Really?

464
00:18:55,673 --> 00:18:57,984
Even after
everything I did to...

465
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:00,009
Whoever you are?

466
00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:01,717
Okay, I get it.

467
00:19:01,756 --> 00:19:03,970
Changnesia's hard
to understand.

468
00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:05,983
At least, that's what
people tell me.

469
00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:07,399
Now, I don't know
a thing about it,

470
00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:11,075
which apparently is one of the symptoms,
and it's so frustrating.

471
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:16,401
Look, I know Chang
was a bad guy.

472
00:19:16,651 --> 00:19:20,518
So he probably deserved
everything you did to him.

473
00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:22,284
But you're not a bad guy.

474
00:19:22,302 --> 00:19:24,110
You just made a mistake.

475
00:19:25,254 --> 00:19:28,182
And I'm willing to start
over fresh if you are.

476
00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,558
Hi.

477
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,040
My name's Kevin.

478
00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,778
I'm not saying
I believe him.

479
00:19:35,815 --> 00:19:40,225
But I have got an idea of what
it feels like to be Chang.

480
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,003
Wanting to leave
that name behind

481
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:44,445
is the sanest decision
anyone can make.

482
00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:50,908
Hi.

483
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,084
I'm Jeff.

484
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,072
Aw.

485
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:06,890
Thanks.

486
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,015
A lot of filmmakers use crane
shots to elicit emotion.

487
00:20:09,032 --> 00:20:10,431
What the heck, Abed?

488
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,933
You knew what Jeffrey was
planning to do the whole time?

489
00:20:12,951 --> 00:20:14,458
Why can't you ever
make a documentary

490
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,464
about the thing you plan
to make a documentary about?

491
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,177
Don't censor him!

492
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,638
Censorship.

493
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:21,773
- This is the documentary.
- Ugh.

494
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,876
Abed, you gotta teach me
how to use that camera.

495
00:20:26,186 --> 00:20:28,590
Guys... I'm sorry.

496
00:20:28,824 --> 00:20:30,659
I really screwed up.

497
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:32,882
I hope you can forgive me.

498
00:20:32,979 --> 00:20:34,479
Already forgotten.

499
00:20:34,528 --> 00:20:35,428
Oh...

500
00:20:36,313 --> 00:20:37,865
- Shirley: Kevin...
- What are we laughing about?

501
00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,945
- Jeff: Oh, Kevin.
- All: Kevin...

502
00:20:40,777 --> 00:20:42,467
- Adorable.
- Good job.

503
00:20:42,536 --> 00:20:44,138
I don't get it.

504
00:20:54,465 --> 00:20:55,799
Hi, it's me.

505
00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:57,800
They all finally bought it.

506
00:20:57,858 --> 00:21:00,060
Hook, line, and Winger.

507
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,635
I patiently await
your further instructions.

508
00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:04,801
Chang out.

509
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:11,899
Why did I do that?
Man...

510
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:23,325
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