1 00:00:53,099 --> 00:00:56,177 Okay, this awkward silence has been going on for days. 2 00:00:56,201 --> 00:00:58,196 Granted, Jeffrey looks amazing when he broods, 3 00:00:58,221 --> 00:01:00,176 but this has got to stop. 4 00:01:00,195 --> 00:01:02,523 Now, I don't know what happened, 5 00:01:02,547 --> 00:01:05,687 but we have to get to the bottom of this. 6 00:01:06,041 --> 00:01:07,687 It's too embarrassing. 7 00:01:07,718 --> 00:01:08,939 I understand. 8 00:01:08,963 --> 00:01:10,470 You don't wanna talk about it, 9 00:01:10,507 --> 00:01:12,509 and you won't have to. 10 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:15,448 They will talk for you. 11 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:18,715 Why did you make, have, and bring these? 12 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:19,890 - Mm. - Don't answer. 13 00:01:19,902 --> 00:01:21,345 - It's puppet therapy. - Mm-hmm. 14 00:01:21,357 --> 00:01:23,388 The psychology world has recently embraced it 15 00:01:23,406 --> 00:01:25,109 after seeing it on Law & Order. 16 00:01:25,126 --> 00:01:27,365 You'll notice that each puppet is made in your likeness. 17 00:01:27,383 --> 00:01:28,559 They were a rush job. 18 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,337 It's not like I had them on hand for personal use. 19 00:01:32,246 --> 00:01:36,126 Excuse me. Let me just grab this thing that's definitely not a whip. 20 00:01:36,742 --> 00:01:38,646 In addition to being adorable, 21 00:01:38,671 --> 00:01:42,015 I know firsthand that puppet therapy can and does work. 22 00:01:42,027 --> 00:01:45,398 Uh, Dean, puppet Kevin here thinks I should have a candy bar right now. 23 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:47,648 No, you know how it winds you up. 24 00:01:47,686 --> 00:01:48,942 Fine. We'll split it. 25 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:50,993 All right. Got money, bro? 26 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:52,913 He's not what he seems! 27 00:01:52,941 --> 00:01:54,909 Wait. Where's Pierce? 28 00:01:55,142 --> 00:01:57,517 I know he's not with us, but is he still with us? 29 00:01:57,775 --> 00:01:59,175 I'm sure he's fine. 30 00:01:59,565 --> 00:02:02,435 Although, no one's seen him since he lost his mind in the woods. 31 00:02:02,491 --> 00:02:04,191 You all were in the woods? Oh. 32 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,936 Oh, so the puppets are working. Okay. 33 00:02:05,948 --> 00:02:07,055 Uh... 34 00:02:07,132 --> 00:02:09,186 How did it start? What happened? 35 00:02:09,211 --> 00:02:11,105 - We're not playing with puppets. - Oh, Jeffrey. 36 00:02:11,126 --> 00:02:13,564 Dean, what happened is between us and Jesus, 37 00:02:13,635 --> 00:02:14,822 and Jesus don't snitch. 38 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:16,498 Yeah, and I don't need a puppet to express myself. 39 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:17,904 I already say whatever I want. 40 00:02:17,949 --> 00:02:19,978 But I am a fan of the medium, so... 41 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,644 my father is withholding. 42 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:23,024 - Ow. - Hm. 43 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:24,121 That's interesting. 44 00:02:24,156 --> 00:02:27,412 Guys, are we just gonna avoid making eye contact forever? 45 00:02:27,424 --> 00:02:29,555 - Who are we, Jeff during sex? - Huh? 46 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:31,905 Let's just give it a shot and move on. 47 00:02:31,945 --> 00:02:32,726 Fine. 48 00:02:32,744 --> 00:02:34,245 If we're gonna play this game, 49 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,215 then, unlike sex with Britta, 50 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,440 we're gonna do it quickly 51 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:39,009 and with a small shred of dignity. 52 00:02:39,029 --> 00:02:40,696 - Eh. - Yeah. 53 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,282 Jeffrey, dignity is my middle name, 54 00:02:43,307 --> 00:02:45,542 and my first name is 55 00:02:45,563 --> 00:02:49,432 Dean-nocchio! 56 00:02:56,696 --> 00:02:58,998 - Whoo. - It all started on Friday. 57 00:02:59,119 --> 00:03:01,178 Britta was talking about a few of her latest causes. 58 00:03:01,246 --> 00:03:03,116 This one's for the Greendale animal shelter, 59 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,978 this one's for global warming, this one's for global cooling, 60 00:03:05,995 --> 00:03:08,096 and this one's for the amount of rubber wasted 61 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,928 while making stupid bracelets. 62 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:11,256 That's called rubber flubbing, 63 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:12,731 and it's a real problem. 64 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:14,418 Open your eyes, people! 65 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:15,987 Britta said, "Open your eyes, people." 66 00:03:16,012 --> 00:03:17,225 - Square. - Nice. 67 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,493 - What are you two doing? - Oh. 68 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,823 We're playing "Study Group Bingo." 69 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:20,998 Study group bingo? 70 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:22,300 We've been best friends for four years, 71 00:03:22,325 --> 00:03:24,527 so we've fallen into a comfortable, repetitive pattern 72 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:26,813 like humorous misunderstandings on Three's Company 73 00:03:26,835 --> 00:03:28,800 or girls gossiping on Gossip Girl. 74 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:30,702 So to liven things up, Troy and I made this bingo chart 75 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,096 of the predictable things we say. 76 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,812 This game is gay. 77 00:03:33,824 --> 00:03:35,579 - Square. - You're mocking us? 78 00:03:35,619 --> 00:03:37,393 That's not a very Christian thing to do. 79 00:03:37,405 --> 00:03:38,371 - Square. - Oh. 80 00:03:38,382 --> 00:03:39,582 Can we go back to studying now? 81 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:41,993 Square. - I don't like this game. 82 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:43,238 - Me neither. - I think it's mean. 83 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,573 - There's no point. - Yeah, it's insulting. 84 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,464 - Okay, stop. - Square. 85 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:48,331 Abed's right. 86 00:03:48,351 --> 00:03:50,753 We've had the same conversation a million times. 87 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,507 I guess we're kind of stuck in a— 88 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:53,870 Rut? - Yes. 89 00:03:53,904 --> 00:03:56,660 But to be fair, there's not many things you could be stuck in. 90 00:03:56,679 --> 00:03:57,935 - Elevators. - Bad marriages. 91 00:03:57,953 --> 00:03:59,588 - A peat bog. - On a flight in the middle seat. 92 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:00,983 - Time loops. - The bottom of a well. 93 00:04:00,995 --> 00:04:02,451 - Your own emotions. - Quicksand. 94 00:04:03,934 --> 00:04:05,771 - Okay, stop! - Square. 95 00:04:05,811 --> 00:04:07,745 How did we get so predictable? 96 00:04:07,768 --> 00:04:11,271 And here is our state-of-the-art 1989 library 97 00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:12,537 where—oh, look! 98 00:04:12,555 --> 00:04:14,373 It is my favorite study group. 99 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:16,709 They all really typify the diversity 100 00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:18,468 we have here at Greendale. 101 00:04:18,488 --> 00:04:20,722 Uh, ruggedly handsome leading man... 102 00:04:21,503 --> 00:04:22,943 a mom, an activist, 103 00:04:22,974 --> 00:04:25,393 a perfect student, a lifelong learner, 104 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:27,284 a sidekick, and Abed. 105 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:29,405 Enough foreplay. It's time to move this tour along 106 00:04:29,423 --> 00:04:32,366 to meet my good friend Magnitude! 107 00:04:32,385 --> 00:04:34,588 Yeah, prepare to be pop-popped! 108 00:04:34,604 --> 00:04:36,049 Aw, he's a national treasure. 109 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,033 Look, the problem isn't us. 110 00:04:38,052 --> 00:04:39,320 We're awesome. 111 00:04:39,342 --> 00:04:41,307 The problem is Greendale. 112 00:04:41,394 --> 00:04:43,261 It's pulling our strings, and we need a break. 113 00:04:43,282 --> 00:04:45,417 Yeah, our Ferris Bueller needs a day off. 114 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,257 Hey, whose dad has a vintage Ferrari? 115 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:50,109 Abed, a pop culture reference is more of the same. 116 00:04:50,144 --> 00:04:51,845 We need to go big. 117 00:04:51,885 --> 00:04:53,252 We need an adventure! 118 00:04:53,274 --> 00:04:56,043 That's a good idea, Annie, but there's one problem. 119 00:04:56,070 --> 00:04:57,355 Where would we go? 120 00:06:56,378 --> 00:06:57,559 - Uh... - Oh, no! 121 00:06:59,321 --> 00:07:00,441 Oh, boy. 122 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,541 From now on, no more singing in the balloon. 123 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,159 - Did I miss it? - Miss what? 124 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,202 Who said anything about a runaway balloon? 125 00:07:08,247 --> 00:07:10,950 Okay, let me process this. 126 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:14,704 No! 127 00:07:14,722 --> 00:07:16,160 - Oh, God. - Whoa, whoa. 128 00:07:16,191 --> 00:07:18,073 - We're really high. - I'm really scared of heights. 129 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,419 Guys, what are we gonna do? 130 00:07:20,488 --> 00:07:22,389 I had a dream it would end this way. 131 00:07:22,523 --> 00:07:24,754 Oh, Jeffrey, you're on a runaway balloon? 132 00:07:24,772 --> 00:07:27,176 You could have died. You could have died. 133 00:07:27,182 --> 00:07:28,636 How could you almost let him die? 134 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:31,191 We all almost died, but we all didn't. 135 00:07:31,231 --> 00:07:32,684 You know, plus, a near death experience 136 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,619 would've only brought us closer together. 137 00:07:34,635 --> 00:07:36,144 Good point. 138 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:38,225 Although it did get pretty hairy after that 139 00:07:38,245 --> 00:07:40,180 especially once Pierce started helping. 140 00:07:40,221 --> 00:07:43,035 Okay, everyone push down with me at the same time. 141 00:07:43,078 --> 00:07:45,499 One, two, three! 142 00:07:47,078 --> 00:07:49,379 Come on, people. I can't do this alone. 143 00:07:49,426 --> 00:07:51,427 You can't do it at all. 144 00:07:51,451 --> 00:07:53,107 Oh, look. A downstream. 145 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,320 Pierce! No! 146 00:07:55,339 --> 00:07:58,182 Whoa! 147 00:07:58,195 --> 00:07:59,348 If we fly to heaven, 148 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,930 please don't tell my grandpa about me and Britta. 149 00:08:08,677 --> 00:08:10,677 This is not good. 150 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:13,212 There are so many clouds. It's so dark! 151 00:08:13,239 --> 00:08:15,415 I can't even see the Landing Strip 152 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,025 or any of the other nudie bars. 153 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:18,880 Oh, heaven, help us. 154 00:08:18,902 --> 00:08:21,058 We must be a mile above the ground. 155 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:22,876 That's international airspace. 156 00:08:22,888 --> 00:08:24,771 We're literally above the law. 157 00:08:24,861 --> 00:08:26,535 Jeff can marry any man he wants. 158 00:08:26,553 --> 00:08:27,841 Wait a second, guys. 159 00:08:27,878 --> 00:08:29,779 I think we're starting to go down. 160 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:31,590 You see? Prayer works. 161 00:08:31,616 --> 00:08:33,311 So does gravity, Shirley. 162 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:35,386 And you know who invented gravity, right? 163 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,561 Oh. - Whoa! 164 00:08:37,595 --> 00:08:41,150 Guys, let's put a pin in the mysteries of the universe convo until we land. 165 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:42,669 Which will be sooner than we thought. 166 00:08:42,701 --> 00:08:44,137 We're gaining speed fast, people. 167 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,549 Oh! Brace for impact. 168 00:08:45,573 --> 00:08:48,226 - Oh, damn you, gravity! - Damn you, prayer! 169 00:08:48,244 --> 00:08:49,516 Damn you, Vicki! 170 00:08:52,727 --> 00:08:54,054 Has anyone else noticed Professor Duncan 171 00:08:54,079 --> 00:08:55,846 hasn't been around for a long time? 172 00:08:59,524 --> 00:09:01,155 Maybe I can soften our descent. 173 00:09:01,167 --> 00:09:02,304 Pierce, no! 174 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:06,248 Bring it to me strong, old man monkey strength! 175 00:09:10,853 --> 00:09:12,015 Okay. 176 00:09:12,273 --> 00:09:14,986 Okay, obviously, that was very scary. 177 00:09:14,999 --> 00:09:17,450 Post-traumatic stress is a real issue, 178 00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:20,480 but with these puppets giving voice to our feelings, 179 00:09:20,523 --> 00:09:22,925 we can begin to heal. - Hey, come on. 180 00:09:22,949 --> 00:09:25,968 This is gonna be a long and arduous process. 181 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,165 There's more. 182 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,777 Hey, well, excuse Dean 183 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,816 for reacting to the natural lull in your story. 184 00:09:32,144 --> 00:09:33,410 I'm so sorry. 185 00:09:33,719 --> 00:09:36,997 When you hurt, I hurt. 186 00:09:37,956 --> 00:09:38,890 What happened next? 187 00:09:38,924 --> 00:09:40,024 Whoa. 188 00:09:40,058 --> 00:09:41,725 - We made it. - Everyone okay? 189 00:09:41,741 --> 00:09:43,125 - I'm alive. - Square. 190 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,196 - Guys, knock it off. - Okay, still alive? 191 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,083 Okay, we're all safe. 192 00:09:47,196 --> 00:09:49,749 We just have to figure out how to get back to Greendale. 193 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,278 But we're in the middle of the woods. 194 00:09:52,303 --> 00:09:53,388 Where do we start? 195 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:55,760 We need to split into two groups, the survivors and the others. 196 00:09:55,785 --> 00:09:56,686 Where's the manifest? 197 00:09:56,704 --> 00:09:58,560 Oh, stop it with your Lost references. 198 00:09:58,576 --> 00:09:59,928 We need to get back home. 199 00:09:59,940 --> 00:10:01,328 What if we're stuck here? 200 00:10:01,374 --> 00:10:02,948 We need to start a prison system. 201 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,711 We'll be stranded here forever, 202 00:10:04,732 --> 00:10:06,100 and I've never seen blue man group! 203 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,189 Guys, guys, we're gonna make it outta here. 204 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,906 We gotta relax. We're all gonna be fine. 205 00:10:10,121 --> 00:10:11,428 Ahh! 206 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,330 What is that? 207 00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:14,043 I just want to say, if we're gonna die, 208 00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:14,837 I love you guys. 209 00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,562 - I love you all too. - I did see blue man group. 210 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:18,875 I just didn't get it. 211 00:10:18,893 --> 00:10:21,055 Why can't they talk? They have so much in common. 212 00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:26,465 - Others! - Huh? 213 00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:28,952 Oh! 214 00:10:28,991 --> 00:10:30,222 I'm sorry. 215 00:10:31,204 --> 00:10:32,612 I didn't mean to startle anybody. 216 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:35,132 And I thought my hair looked fake. 217 00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:38,087 Oh, you guys are a long, long way from Greendale. 218 00:10:38,101 --> 00:10:40,130 How did you know we're from Greendale? 219 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,486 Oh, from Pierce's shirt. 220 00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:43,284 How did you know my name is Pierce? 221 00:10:43,308 --> 00:10:45,169 It's embroidered on your Greendale shirt 222 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,594 you got at the student store. 223 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:48,566 How'd you know I got it at the student store? 224 00:10:48,578 --> 00:10:50,924 - I'm a touch psychic. - Oh! Huh. Hm. 225 00:10:50,946 --> 00:10:53,166 Anyway, I used to go to Greendale just like you guys 226 00:10:53,189 --> 00:10:55,096 before I came out here to be free. 227 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,900 So this is how Greendale graduates end up: 228 00:10:57,913 --> 00:10:59,980 As transient mountain men. 229 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,013 Huh. Not as bad as I thought. 230 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:03,914 But don't you miss having stuff? 231 00:11:03,972 --> 00:11:06,941 Out here, you have everything you need. 232 00:11:06,995 --> 00:11:09,663 And you can be whoever you wanna be. 233 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:10,932 Huh. - Oh. 234 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,814 Be free, my friends. 235 00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:53,088 Simply inspiring. 236 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,966 Ten minutes ago, you weren't even speaking. 237 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:57,117 And now, you've admitted that a strange man 238 00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:59,218 hand-fed you psychotropic berries. 239 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:01,118 - This is puppet therapy work— - Dean! 240 00:13:01,146 --> 00:13:04,315 - There is a fire in the cafeteria. - Garrett, not now! 241 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,067 Where was I? Ah! I was healing you. 242 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:10,533 Hm? Go on. 243 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:15,354 Well, those devil berries freed our minds 244 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:18,525 and loosened our tongues. 245 00:13:19,569 --> 00:13:23,562 Your skin is so beautiful 246 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,480 and soft. 247 00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:27,313 It's like felt. 248 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,207 I feel so free out here, 249 00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:33,623 like I'm my own man. 250 00:13:33,635 --> 00:13:35,524 If Jeff said we had to live out here, 251 00:13:35,546 --> 00:13:37,311 I'd totally be down with that. 252 00:13:37,329 --> 00:13:39,023 Me too. 253 00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:40,636 Can I tell you guys a secret? 254 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,897 Yeah, sure. 255 00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:46,013 I was at the grocery store with my kids, 256 00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:49,482 and I thought I saw Andre walk by with another woman. 257 00:13:49,556 --> 00:13:51,657 I love women. 258 00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:53,316 Mm. 259 00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:55,263 I'm gonna go take a growler. 260 00:13:55,315 --> 00:13:58,289 Anyway, I wanted to follow Andre and the woman, 261 00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,221 so I left my kids at the magazine stand 262 00:14:00,252 --> 00:14:02,066 for just a minute, but somehow, 263 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,286 I lost track of time and ended up tailing them 264 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:05,994 all the way out of town. 265 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,111 It wasn't even Andre. 266 00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:11,519 The horrible part is I forgot my kids 267 00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:15,425 and left them all night in the grocery store. 268 00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:29,460 Well, there y'all go, giving me that look, 269 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,485 treating me like Judas, 270 00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,709 judging me like Judy. 271 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,538 You know, Judge Judy. She judges people. 272 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,291 Shirley, this is the first I've heard of you 273 00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:42,279 leaving your kids in a grocery store. 274 00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:43,166 Me too. 275 00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:44,569 I have no memory of you saying that. 276 00:14:44,587 --> 00:14:45,805 Well, if you don't know my secret, 277 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,957 why have we all been so awkward around each other? 278 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,186 I thought everyone heard my secret. 279 00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:52,215 I didn't hear you say anything. 280 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:55,109 So nobody else heard my terrible secret 281 00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:57,671 about how I... 282 00:14:58,016 --> 00:15:01,051 trail off from time to time? 283 00:15:01,223 --> 00:15:03,057 Did everyone here reveal a secret? 284 00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:04,158 Mm-hmm. 285 00:15:04,182 --> 00:15:07,641 And no one remembers anyone else's, including mine? 286 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:08,981 Mm-mm. 287 00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:11,537 Those berries made us real talky but 288 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,130 not real listen-y. 289 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,042 So if no one heard or remembers 290 00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:18,444 anything anyone else said... 291 00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:20,085 We're in the clear. 292 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,049 Um, guys? 293 00:15:41,747 --> 00:15:43,841 Um, don't mind me. 294 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:46,528 I'm sure you guys can get on with your lives without the 295 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,016 worst mom ever. 296 00:15:52,721 --> 00:15:54,229 Sounds good. Anyone up for a movie? 297 00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,803 Abed, sit. 298 00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,786 Shirley, you have nothing to be ashamed of. 299 00:15:58,805 --> 00:16:01,425 No one thinks you're a bad mom. 300 00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:05,063 Thanks, Jeff, but I'm— I'm just gonna go home now. 301 00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,509 Shirley, wait. 302 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:10,026 I think I know how to make you feel a little less horrible. 303 00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,195 I like where you're headed. Okay, who's holding? 304 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:13,051 I have four berries, 305 00:16:13,078 --> 00:16:14,823 but I am saving them for Laser Floyd. 306 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,871 No, we all need to re-share our secrets sober. 307 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:19,065 Oh, God. 308 00:16:19,095 --> 00:16:21,573 Look, we were all feeling crappy earlier, 309 00:16:21,579 --> 00:16:23,448 but at least we were feeling crappy together. 310 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,260 Shirley is alone now. 311 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:27,440 This is the only way to put us on equal footing, 312 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,919 and if it makes it any easier, 313 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:31,165 we can use these puppets. 314 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,598 - Ah, yay! - Shut up. 315 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,265 Okay. 316 00:16:35,778 --> 00:16:37,883 I found the perfect girl for me, 317 00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,633 and then, I met her kid. 318 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,849 There you are. 319 00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:05,914 Come on, guys. 320 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,393 I wanna thank you all for being so open, 321 00:18:36,418 --> 00:18:39,566 and honest, and for syncing your mouth and hand movements. 322 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:42,516 And now, for my most terrible secret. 323 00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,132 I am not what you would call traditionally— 324 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,446 Wait, Abed, you never told us your secret. 325 00:18:47,484 --> 00:18:48,784 - Oh. - That's right. 326 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:49,905 I didn't share one that night. 327 00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:50,990 After we got back from the woods, 328 00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:53,173 everyone was being silent and not making eye contact. 329 00:18:53,204 --> 00:18:55,692 I didn't know why, so I mirrored your behavior. 330 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:56,815 Oh. 331 00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,521 Mm. 332 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,185 Thank you, Jeff, 333 00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:02,475 and I don't think you're anything like your father. 334 00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:05,400 I don't know how you take care of one kid, let alone three. 335 00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:08,034 Aw. That's nice. 336 00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,992 So nobody thinks I'm a slutty cheater? 337 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,478 No. 338 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,598 - Or me as a criminal? - No. 339 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,316 Nobody respects me any less as a political activist, right? 340 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,207 Well, uh... 341 00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:26,641 the level to which we respect you 342 00:19:26,675 --> 00:19:29,791 as a political activist has definitely not changed. 343 00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:30,660 That's right. 344 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:31,966 - That's how I would say it. - Exactly. 345 00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:33,414 Whew. Bye, Dean. 346 00:19:33,435 --> 00:19:35,236 - Bye-bye. - Bye, Dean. 347 00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:40,220 Knowledge is a party. 348 00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:43,735 Once again, I help fix everyone's problems 349 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:46,201 only to go home alone. 350 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:49,378 Who says you have to be alone? 351 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:52,733 Jeffrey. 352 00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:42,497 sync by Norther