1 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:03,582 This is from all of us, Troy. 2 00:00:03,602 --> 00:00:07,622 When you're sailing around the world, you'll be going through a lot of countries, 3 00:00:07,639 --> 00:00:10,392 So we got you a universal translator. 4 00:00:11,709 --> 00:00:13,482 - Cool. - Bueno. 5 00:00:13,498 --> 00:00:15,358 - Bueno? - Cool. 6 00:00:15,594 --> 00:00:16,545 Thanks, guys. 7 00:00:16,568 --> 00:00:19,221 I didn't know going-away parties could be so much fun. 8 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,477 I should leave all the time. 9 00:00:20,496 --> 00:00:23,066 Let's not forget it's okay to be sad too. 10 00:00:23,086 --> 00:00:25,251 Britta, do you get kickbacks from big buzzkill? 11 00:00:25,277 --> 00:00:26,944 - I'm serious. - We know. 12 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:29,992 The truth is, a member of our family is leaving. 13 00:00:30,261 --> 00:00:31,709 For a year, maybe more. 14 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:33,894 Psychology has taught me the human mind has 15 00:00:33,915 --> 00:00:37,340 a tendency to rechannel separation anxiety in the form 16 00:00:37,359 --> 00:00:40,099 of frivolity and giddiness, and... 17 00:00:40,504 --> 00:00:42,564 I don't want us to waste our chance 18 00:00:42,582 --> 00:00:45,567 to acknowledge how much we're gonna miss you. 19 00:00:47,799 --> 00:00:49,518 - Attention, Greendale. - Oh, announcements! 20 00:00:49,537 --> 00:00:50,638 - Announcements! 21 00:00:50,653 --> 00:00:52,113 - Oh, I love these. - Whoo! Announcements! 22 00:00:52,126 --> 00:00:54,668 I'm standing here with Abed Nadir, 23 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,321 who has chosen to give his best friend, Troy, 24 00:00:58,347 --> 00:01:01,961 The very special going-away present of declaring 25 00:01:01,981 --> 00:01:05,816 a school-wide game of hot lava! 26 00:01:05,836 --> 00:01:07,356 - Cool! - Ooh, that sounds like fun! 27 00:01:07,369 --> 00:01:09,262 Wha... no! Process your feelings. 28 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:12,180 Hot lava is the sweet, classic children's game 29 00:01:12,199 --> 00:01:17,098 in which you are not allowed to touch the floor, or you're dead. 30 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:22,237 I think it's cute, and while I normally don't condone climbing on furniture, 31 00:01:22,257 --> 00:01:24,344 Troy and Abed's friendship has been such 32 00:01:24,357 --> 00:01:26,837 a special and magical part of Greendale, 33 00:01:26,862 --> 00:01:29,782 We owe it to ourselves to honor it. 34 00:01:30,232 --> 00:01:31,941 Abed, anything to add? 35 00:01:31,953 --> 00:01:34,241 Yes, take this seriously. Stay on furniture. 36 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,944 No books, no bags. The dead can't talk. 37 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,451 No coming back as a lava monster. 38 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,720 - Ooh! - Yes! 39 00:01:38,751 --> 00:01:40,063 - Hot lava! 40 00:01:40,088 --> 00:01:43,370 Come on, guys, this is classic avoidance. I have to go talk to him. 41 00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:46,703 Oh, and because the non-awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff, 42 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:50,245 the final survivor will win my near mint condition number one issue of Space Clone. 43 00:01:50,272 --> 00:01:54,032 Valued by the comics authority at $50,000. 44 00:01:54,062 --> 00:01:55,202 Wh... I'm... I'm sorry? 45 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:57,269 The floor turns to lava in ten, 46 00:01:57,302 --> 00:02:00,144 nine, eight, seven... 47 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:02,056 Did you say 15 or 50 thousand? 48 00:02:02,076 --> 00:02:03,556 - Six... - Oh, who am I kidding? 49 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:04,650 Help, lava! 50 00:02:04,671 --> 00:02:09,216 - Five, four, three, two... 51 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:14,295 Synced and corrected by backinblack www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 52 00:02:24,449 --> 00:02:26,049 Professor Duncan? 53 00:02:26,298 --> 00:02:27,551 You stay back, Britta! 54 00:02:27,576 --> 00:02:30,477 I'm not afraid to push a girl into make-believe lava. 55 00:02:30,494 --> 00:02:32,334 In fact, it's been my primary strategy. 56 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,132 I'm staying in the game, so I can talk to Abed. I'm worried about him. 57 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,780 What I'm worried about is money. 58 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:39,673 My self-published novels aren't going to publish themselves. 59 00:02:39,698 --> 00:02:42,619 Don't regress to primal behavior just because it's allowed. 60 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:45,959 We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue. 61 00:02:45,987 --> 00:02:48,280 They're setting a terrible example for today's young women. 62 00:02:48,286 --> 00:02:51,425 Well, I'm sorry, Britta, But it's either you or me... 63 00:02:51,662 --> 00:02:53,438 And I'm me. 64 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,211 - No! - Yes, yes, yes! 65 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,253 Oh! 66 00:03:01,091 --> 00:03:02,278 Real nice, Winger. 67 00:03:02,305 --> 00:03:04,892 This is why the English never win any sports. 68 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,408 'Cause everyone else cheats! 69 00:03:08,385 --> 00:03:10,332 Britta, there you are. 70 00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:13,253 Sweet, sweet, portable chairs. 71 00:03:13,273 --> 00:03:16,121 Plastic gold. Four-legged diamonds. 72 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,563 You claiming this? 73 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:19,132 Lava joust? 74 00:03:19,518 --> 00:03:21,628 Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads? 75 00:03:21,647 --> 00:03:23,896 Let's get real, Britta. Once the last of the chairs are gone, 76 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,331 a sofa hopper like you won't last 20 minutes. 77 00:03:26,359 --> 00:03:27,812 You want to join this alliance, 78 00:03:27,848 --> 00:03:29,692 - or you want to join the lava? - Fine. 79 00:03:29,705 --> 00:03:32,051 But I'm not learning the new names for anything. 80 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:35,714 Centipeding isn't the fastest form of travel, 81 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:39,980 But if we find more chairs, We can do the inchworm, scootenanny, 82 00:03:39,999 --> 00:03:41,646 The reverse Danny Thomas. 83 00:03:41,672 --> 00:03:43,448 Do you think this game's gotten a little out of hand? 84 00:03:43,475 --> 00:03:46,762 Eh, feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list. 85 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,123 And I like that Abed wanted to send Troy off in a cool way. 86 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:51,254 Send him off or put off sending him? 87 00:03:51,282 --> 00:03:54,761 I think this imaginary lava might symbolize Abed's fear of change. 88 00:03:54,781 --> 00:03:57,741 - I think that diagnosis symbolizes your lack of a psych degree. - 89 00:03:57,765 --> 00:04:01,817 - Mama mahogany, feast your feet on that stack of sticks. - 90 00:04:01,839 --> 00:04:03,526 Eh, too easy. Could be a trap. 91 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,344 As if someone else is taking this game as seriously as you. 92 00:04:06,374 --> 00:04:08,621 Let's keep this centipede rolling. Give me a chair. 93 00:04:08,638 --> 00:04:10,505 Ugh, so stupid. 94 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:11,861 Come on. 95 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:14,221 - Shh, shh! - All: Locker, locker, locker. 96 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:16,177 - Locker, locker. - Locker boys! 97 00:04:16,211 --> 00:04:16,978 Oh! 98 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,083 Locker! 99 00:04:20,483 --> 00:04:22,976 Winger, Edison, and Perry. 100 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:25,552 What a delicious... combination. 101 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,940 Lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock! 102 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:30,470 What are we getting from this extra level of commitment? 103 00:04:30,485 --> 00:04:32,438 We're getting your chairs, your food, 104 00:04:32,451 --> 00:04:35,059 and the names of your same-sex celebrity crushes. 105 00:04:35,071 --> 00:04:36,524 Everyone has one, don't lie. 106 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,973 Then you're free to go... into lava! 107 00:04:39,003 --> 00:04:40,372 Lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock, lock! 108 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:42,375 Ooh-whoo-ooh! 109 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,974 Stand down or meet your doom, Chang. 110 00:04:50,994 --> 00:04:53,494 You're in no position to make threats, floor strider. 111 00:04:53,513 --> 00:04:56,338 Our truce ended when you banished us from the pay phone bench. 112 00:04:56,358 --> 00:04:58,158 You used that bench to upset the balance. 113 00:04:58,185 --> 00:05:00,894 By the Vapors of Magmarath, we will restore it. 114 00:05:00,914 --> 00:05:03,981 - You have gods? - Locker boys! 115 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,400 - Earn your M&Ms! - Locker! 116 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,319 Troy and Abed intimidation stance. 117 00:05:14,246 --> 00:05:16,193 I guess that actually looked the way it did in my head. 118 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,354 Hiya, kids. 119 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:31,431 I'm criminology professor Buzz Hickey, 120 00:05:31,463 --> 00:05:32,877 And this... 121 00:05:32,902 --> 00:05:35,679 this is just a little something I threw together. 122 00:05:42,755 --> 00:05:44,309 - Aah! 123 00:05:44,363 --> 00:05:46,446 Jump! 124 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:48,692 - Aah! 125 00:05:49,088 --> 00:05:51,674 - Centipede, centipede! - Okay! 126 00:05:53,706 --> 00:05:57,358 Pull harder! Pull harder! Pull harder! 127 00:05:58,471 --> 00:06:00,758 My same-sex celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion! 128 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,366 Nathan Fillion! 129 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:07,111 Jeff, Annie! Get to Shirley Island. We'll meet you there. 130 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:08,872 Abed, save yourself! 131 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:12,155 Abed, before Troy "dies in lava," 132 00:06:12,183 --> 00:06:14,574 you can save yourself emotionally 133 00:06:14,594 --> 00:06:19,362 by honestly experiencing the pain of him leaving Greendale! 134 00:06:19,395 --> 00:06:22,290 We can do this in three steps. Britta, jump to that trash can. 135 00:06:22,476 --> 00:06:24,689 - Troy, start inchworming. - What's the third step? 136 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:26,355 The third step's survival. Good luck, Britta. 137 00:06:26,382 --> 00:06:28,555 Seriously? Troy! 138 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,892 Sorry, Britta, Abed knows best. 139 00:06:29,918 --> 00:06:33,496 But I'll always remember you as kind of slowing us down and complaining a lot. 140 00:06:33,522 --> 00:06:36,153 - Oh, my... no! 141 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:43,965 They abandoned you? 142 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,033 This game's doing bad things to people. 143 00:06:46,062 --> 00:06:47,529 Now me, I'm just in it for the money. 144 00:06:47,542 --> 00:06:49,233 My son's getting gay married. 145 00:06:49,252 --> 00:06:52,359 The flowers alone, you have no idea. 146 00:06:52,815 --> 00:06:54,216 I get it. 147 00:06:54,436 --> 00:06:56,169 I lived in New York. 148 00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:02,424 All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard. It's fake killing time. 149 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,251 Welcome to Shirley Island. 150 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:22,181 No furniture beyond this point. 151 00:07:22,201 --> 00:07:25,607 Leave your weapons at the door and any spare doors at the entrance. 152 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:31,171 Then came the now-now times... 153 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,824 When the floors were covered with the burny touch. 154 00:07:34,848 --> 00:07:36,990 Ooh. 155 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:40,839 - You made it. - Friends! 156 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,527 Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true, 157 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,960 If you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar. 158 00:07:46,982 --> 00:07:48,434 Where's Britta? 159 00:07:48,464 --> 00:07:50,870 - She didn't make it. - Oh, that's too bad. 160 00:07:52,822 --> 00:07:54,313 - Poor Britta. - It's okay. 161 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:56,960 Her sacrifice got us this far, and now we can't lose. 162 00:07:56,973 --> 00:07:58,033 Why not? 163 00:07:58,055 --> 00:07:59,408 Because now we're on Shirley Island, 164 00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:01,100 and according to legend... 165 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,603 so is the orb. 166 00:08:03,079 --> 00:08:05,365 I'm sure I have no idea what you're speaking of. 167 00:08:05,389 --> 00:08:08,202 - This is a place of peace. - And profit. 168 00:08:08,214 --> 00:08:10,523 - Come again? - You're not really playing, Shirley. 169 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:12,957 You're a merchant, and more power to you. 170 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:15,746 But don't withhold power from others just to make money. 171 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,593 - We want the orb. - Abed. 172 00:08:20,241 --> 00:08:23,034 Listen, I'm still a little raw from what happened with Britta back there. 173 00:08:23,051 --> 00:08:24,771 I mean, fun is fun, but 174 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,967 I don't want my last day here to be a day where everyone hates me. 175 00:08:29,169 --> 00:08:30,349 Last day? 176 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,802 Citizens of Shirley Island! 177 00:08:34,079 --> 00:08:36,027 What have you brought to my door? 178 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,389 Stay back! 179 00:08:38,931 --> 00:08:40,918 - My God, it's Hickey. - Aah! 180 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,567 And he's got chair walkers! 181 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:49,714 Come out with your feet on the floor, 182 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,710 and there will be no need for nudging or jostling. 183 00:08:53,741 --> 00:08:56,161 I did not skip my son's birthday for second place! 184 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:06,664 I want to say something to you guys about mental health. 185 00:09:06,693 --> 00:09:09,282 - Is that Britta? Is she alive? - Why did you think she was dead? 186 00:09:09,295 --> 00:09:10,929 We kind of... 187 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:13,340 - l-left her. - Left her for dead? 188 00:09:13,365 --> 00:09:14,619 Sounds bad when you put it that way. 189 00:09:14,645 --> 00:09:16,106 Can you put it a way that sounds good? 190 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:19,553 You do realize this isn't just a pile of chairs, right? 191 00:09:19,578 --> 00:09:23,866 This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there, sucking your thumb, 192 00:09:23,885 --> 00:09:26,294 because you're too scared to say good-bye. 193 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:28,272 Well, it's time to grow up. 194 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:31,648 The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort. 195 00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:34,461 Chair walkers, attack! Ah-ooh! 196 00:09:34,494 --> 00:09:37,368 Ah-ooh! 197 00:09:48,099 --> 00:09:50,596 My name was Vicki! Tell my story! 198 00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:52,730 These are my only pants! I can't get them dirty! 199 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,218 I'm actually British! 200 00:09:54,247 --> 00:09:56,628 - Leonard! Butter 'em up! - You got it! 201 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:12,296 Cirque du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards! 202 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:14,469 - Do you have any rolling chairs? - Behind the curtain. 203 00:10:14,486 --> 00:10:17,969 Abandon fort! Women and man-children first! 204 00:10:18,461 --> 00:10:20,621 Hey, seat feet! 205 00:10:20,646 --> 00:10:22,443 Chair to dance? 206 00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:32,877 Yes! 207 00:10:33,370 --> 00:10:34,310 Aah! 208 00:10:35,685 --> 00:10:37,185 Britta, I'm your friend. 209 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:38,901 I can't hear dead people, Annie. 210 00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:41,676 - I'm in a world of imagination. - Ha! 211 00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:43,708 Then imagine what the floor looks like. 212 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,720 I don't have to. I'll just imagine where you're about to be! 213 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,633 That's the same as imagining the floor. 214 00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,546 Then you just admitted that's where you'll be. 215 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,653 - Knock, knock, Britta. - I'm not gonna say "Who's there?" 216 00:10:52,673 --> 00:10:54,440 because someone on the floor is knocking. 217 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:56,140 Well, that's lame. You have to say, "Who's there?" 218 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:57,621 - Floor! - What? 219 00:10:57,641 --> 00:10:58,986 - That's who's there! - Yeah! 220 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,714 - But it's for you! 221 00:11:01,883 --> 00:11:03,920 Ah! Aah! 222 00:11:06,345 --> 00:11:08,392 Shirley, give us the orb, and we can save Shirley Island. 223 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:12,529 The orb can't save Shirley island because Shirley Island is the orb. 224 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:15,660 In a cool way like Keyser Soze or a lame way like Jewel of the Nile? 225 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:21,245 You tell Buzz Hickey that Shirley Bennett said... 226 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:22,768 Well, I don't want to waste your time. 227 00:11:22,793 --> 00:11:24,406 Just think of something cool and give me credit. 228 00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:26,923 But the door I'm knocking on is your home, 229 00:11:26,943 --> 00:11:28,931 so if I'm the floor, it means you're dead. 230 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,859 If you're the floor, you're already dead. 231 00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:33,152 Just do it right! Knock, knock! 232 00:11:33,165 --> 00:11:35,526 Knock, knock! 233 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:42,742 - Oh! - Who's there, bitch? 234 00:11:42,862 --> 00:11:43,969 Floor! 235 00:11:44,178 --> 00:11:46,790 Floor! 236 00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:51,015 Aah! 237 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,088 Oh! 238 00:12:21,536 --> 00:12:23,868 Ha! Hickey, you chicken. 239 00:12:29,463 --> 00:12:31,146 He gutted us. Retreat! 240 00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:36,252 Hello? 241 00:12:36,943 --> 00:12:38,557 Hello? 242 00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:40,679 I'm the only one left. 243 00:12:40,692 --> 00:12:44,205 I won 50,000 bucks. 244 00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:47,852 That's 50,000 lottery tickets! 245 00:12:54,115 --> 00:12:56,771 You can't outrun your emotions! 246 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,090 Aah! 247 00:13:03,277 --> 00:13:06,544 Aah! I had a dream like this, but it was sexual. 248 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:10,837 I will force you two to grieve properly even if it kills us all! 249 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,353 Go away, Britta! 250 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:14,798 Oh! Aah! 251 00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:22,149 - Yay! - Ow! 252 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,240 - Yay! Ow! - Ow! 253 00:13:25,498 --> 00:13:27,093 Sorry about our butts touching. 254 00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:36,387 Okay, we'll go into the vents. 255 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,646 - They'll never find us there. - I say we take a stand here. 256 00:13:38,665 --> 00:13:40,750 I mean, someone's got to win sometime. 257 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:43,011 Not if we never kill each other. Then we can play forever. 258 00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:44,211 Right. Wait. 259 00:13:44,231 --> 00:13:46,318 Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. 260 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:47,899 The game's got to end. 261 00:13:51,485 --> 00:13:53,047 It's not a game for me, Troy. 262 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,583 I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving. 263 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,794 It's embarrassing, and I don't want to be crazy, but I am crazy, so... 264 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,230 I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see. 265 00:14:06,653 --> 00:14:09,445 I don't want it to be there either, I swear. I want you to be able to leave, 266 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,730 but I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving. 267 00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:15,411 So the only way I can help you is by giving up my chance to... 268 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,401 be one person? 269 00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:25,282 - You guys ready for closure? - Of your caskets? 270 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:27,832 Guys, stop, okay? The lava's real to Abed. 271 00:14:27,857 --> 00:14:29,692 - It's not a game to him. - Oh, no. 272 00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:30,728 You know what I think? 273 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,897 I think he's used to getting his own way. 274 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,872 I think he's never met me. 275 00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:36,759 - Aah! - No! 276 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:42,634 Abed! 277 00:14:42,653 --> 00:14:44,344 - Abed. 278 00:14:44,670 --> 00:14:46,020 Uh! 279 00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:49,553 Unbelievable. 280 00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:53,121 When this game is over, I'm gonna shove you back. 281 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:56,418 Abed, give me your other hand! 282 00:14:58,013 --> 00:15:00,306 It's down to us. You or Britta will be the winner. 283 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,957 I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise. 284 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,426 Just... the floor's not lava now. Just give me your hand. 285 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,614 I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving. 286 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,247 I think it's here because I won't let go. 287 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:11,606 Sorry. 288 00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,702 - Bye. - Abed. 289 00:15:13,715 --> 00:15:15,600 Abed. Abed! 290 00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,980 Abed! 291 00:15:18,277 --> 00:15:20,260 Abed! Abed! 292 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,191 Abed. 293 00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:29,772 He's... he's fake dead. 294 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:31,057 Forever. 295 00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:33,638 El esta muerto para siempre. 296 00:15:33,659 --> 00:15:35,486 - Shut up. - Callate. 297 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,428 - What? - Que? 298 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,135 - Stop! - Para. 299 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:43,538 He's not really dead. 300 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,906 No, but he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop. 301 00:15:45,926 --> 00:15:49,169 Here. Congratulations, you win. 302 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,445 You don't get it. 303 00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,074 No one gets Abed. 304 00:15:53,426 --> 00:15:54,899 I got him a little. 305 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,645 This is my fault. 306 00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:01,978 I don't deserve to fake live. 307 00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:03,367 Wait! No. 308 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,869 - I can fix it. - How? 309 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:05,965 I-I don't know. 310 00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:09,092 In real life, I don't know, but I can fake fix him. 311 00:16:09,128 --> 00:16:10,735 Uh, I can clone him. 312 00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:12,444 - I'll clone him. - Go on. 313 00:16:12,464 --> 00:16:15,360 I just need his DNA. 314 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:17,708 Let's get his DNA. Don't touch the lava. 315 00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:19,529 You might be onto something. 316 00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:22,905 I'm gonna find discarded technology from this once great civilization 317 00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:25,458 - and start a cloning machine. - Mm! 318 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,025 Okay, I'm placing this cellular regeneration 319 00:16:28,038 --> 00:16:30,095 sequencer on the spot where he died. 320 00:16:30,117 --> 00:16:31,464 Here, don't forget this. 321 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:34,063 This is a laser guidance system that keeps 322 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:37,063 the regeneration sequence from, um... 323 00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,015 - jib-jabbing. - Jib-jabbing? 324 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,841 Initiate regeneration sequence. 325 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,195 - It worked. - We made a perfect clone of Abed. 326 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,712 Actually, Britta's work was sloppy. 327 00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:09,092 I'm not an exact replication. 328 00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:10,656 I have all of Abed's abilities and memories, 329 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,679 but I'm missing his wild emotionality. 330 00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,999 Although I think I may be able to let Troy go now. 331 00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:22,503 I don't know. 332 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,085 I haven't been completely honest. 333 00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:27,542 I'm really scared to go on my trip. 334 00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,618 Well, you don't have to go. 335 00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:31,180 Your clone can. 336 00:17:32,870 --> 00:17:34,036 Right. 337 00:18:02,173 --> 00:18:04,162 So you guys are all cloned up too, huh? 338 00:18:04,181 --> 00:18:06,101 Yeah, believe in cloning. 339 00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:08,717 Well, 340 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:10,867 guess that's my ride. 341 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:13,090 I'm so excited for you. 342 00:18:13,104 --> 00:18:16,597 You're gonna see the world and experience new cultures. 343 00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:18,793 I mean, technically all culture has been homogenized 344 00:18:18,816 --> 00:18:20,596 by 50 years of American imperialism, 345 00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:22,869 but at least the candy bar wrappers will... 346 00:18:24,054 --> 00:18:25,548 God, there I go. 347 00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:28,316 Almost Britta'd our good-bye, huh? I'm the worst. 348 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:30,878 You're the best, and I love you. 349 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:34,717 I'm better at sex than Jeff, right? 350 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,005 I've yet to have anyone worse. 351 00:18:40,198 --> 00:18:42,872 All I ever wanted in high school was 352 00:18:42,897 --> 00:18:45,744 for Troy Barnes to notice me, 353 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,674 and then I ended up living with you. 354 00:18:48,099 --> 00:18:49,966 - I'm pretty lucky. - I'm not. 355 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,618 I had a chance to be your friend in high school, 356 00:18:51,638 --> 00:18:54,349 but I was too busy trying to be cool. 357 00:18:54,744 --> 00:18:56,337 I missed out on four more years of Annie. 358 00:18:56,353 --> 00:18:57,896 Aw! 359 00:19:03,194 --> 00:19:05,125 You are the coolest guy I know. 360 00:19:05,949 --> 00:19:07,641 I hope I make you proud. 361 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,901 I've never stepped foot outside of Colorado. 362 00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:16,311 You're becoming much cooler than me by doing this. 363 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:21,105 Thanks for looking out for me. 364 00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:24,579 Thank you for putting up with the boring, old mom in your college study group. 365 00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:26,203 You made a furniture fortress. 366 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:28,778 You're the badass from our study group. 367 00:19:35,532 --> 00:19:36,964 Clone Troy. 368 00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:38,728 Clone Abed. 369 00:19:40,236 --> 00:19:41,616 By the way, when I cloned you, I had to patch 370 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,711 some missing parts of your DNA with genes from a homing pigeon. 371 00:19:44,801 --> 00:19:48,406 You may notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back. 372 00:19:49,365 --> 00:19:50,681 Cool. 373 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:52,100 Clone hug? 374 00:19:59,523 --> 00:20:02,062 So you're really just gonna pilot this thing all on your own? 375 00:20:02,082 --> 00:20:03,813 Well, Pierce's will stated that someone would be 376 00:20:03,831 --> 00:20:06,358 assigned to travel with me to verify that I don't cheat. 377 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,067 Captain Barnes. 378 00:20:08,185 --> 00:20:11,622 We should probably set sail while the wind is still in our favor, don't you think? 379 00:20:12,595 --> 00:20:13,955 Engage. 380 00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:29,621 Now, Troy, I know it's gonna be difficult for you to interact with me... 381 00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:31,371 No, no. That was the original Troy. 382 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,734 I'm his clone. 383 00:20:32,755 --> 00:20:34,562 Let's get the lead out, Burton. 384 00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:36,090 Aye, aye, sir. 385 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,745 You know, starting a sea voyage from landlocked Colorado 386 00:20:58,765 --> 00:21:00,332 may not have been the best idea. 387 00:21:00,357 --> 00:21:03,307 We'll drive to the river and then take the river to the ocean. 388 00:21:03,342 --> 00:21:04,935 Actually, I never thought I'd see you again. 389 00:21:04,954 --> 00:21:07,459 I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don't mind. 390 00:21:07,481 --> 00:21:09,139 No, go ahead. 391 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,413 What time did you guys have to get up in the morning? 392 00:21:14,435 --> 00:21:16,282 Does every writer write for one character? 393 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:18,044 What's a best boy? I saw it in the credits once. 394 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,107 Why don't they call it Planet Trek? 395 00:21:21,968 --> 00:21:23,748 You never go to a star. 396 00:21:24,471 --> 00:21:26,111 You... Not one episode. 397 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:33,327 Synced and corrected by backinblack www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther