1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,344 Save Greendale Committee, 2 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,344 please welcome 3 00:00:03,385 --> 00:00:06,555 our newest member, 4 00:00:03,385 --> 00:00:06,555 math teacher Ben Chang. 5 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:13,020 Okay, 6 00:00:11,143 --> 00:00:13,020 let's get serious. 7 00:00:13,061 --> 00:00:14,980 I've compiled 8 00:00:13,061 --> 00:00:14,980 a short list 9 00:00:15,022 --> 00:00:17,232 of the most immediate 10 00:00:15,022 --> 00:00:17,232 Greendale emergencies. 11 00:00:17,274 --> 00:00:19,151 Is deforestation 12 00:00:17,274 --> 00:00:19,151 on the list? 13 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:22,070 I, for one, am glad 14 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:22,070 that this is happening. 15 00:00:22,112 --> 00:00:24,490 What this school needs 16 00:00:22,112 --> 00:00:24,490 is a band of heroes, 17 00:00:24,532 --> 00:00:26,450 champions willing 18 00:00:24,532 --> 00:00:26,450 to rise up 19 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:29,870 and "get all 20 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:29,870 those potatoes 21 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:29,870 out of the gym." 22 00:00:29,911 --> 00:00:31,246 We're like House Vogadash 23 00:00:31,288 --> 00:00:33,624 in the HBO original series 24 00:00:31,288 --> 00:00:33,624 Bloodlines of Conquest. 25 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,501 Oh, yeah! 26 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,501 Bloodlines of Conquest. 27 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:35,501 That's my show right there. 28 00:00:35,543 --> 00:00:36,877 That is a good show. 29 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:39,296 They really get 30 00:00:36,918 --> 00:00:39,296 the incest right. 31 00:00:41,048 --> 00:00:42,842 What the hell 32 00:00:41,048 --> 00:00:42,842 is Bloodlines of Conquest? 33 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:44,468 It's a medieval 34 00:00:42,882 --> 00:00:44,468 fantasy series. 35 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,261 It's based 36 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,261 on these great books 37 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:46,261 that nobody seems to read. 38 00:00:46,303 --> 00:00:48,848 It's great. 39 00:00:46,303 --> 00:00:48,848 It's got betrayal, boobs, 40 00:00:46,303 --> 00:00:48,848 espionage, dragons. 41 00:00:48,888 --> 00:00:51,016 Oh, wait, dragons? 42 00:00:48,888 --> 00:00:51,016 Is that a spoiler? 43 00:00:51,058 --> 00:00:52,643 I just started Season One. 44 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:55,187 I don't start watching shows 45 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:55,187 until they're so popular 46 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,231 that watching them 47 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,231 is no longer a statement. 48 00:00:57,272 --> 00:00:58,399 So because you're 49 00:00:57,272 --> 00:00:58,399 three seasons behind, 50 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,567 we have to live 51 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,567 in a fantasy world 52 00:00:59,608 --> 00:01:01,360 where there's 53 00:00:59,608 --> 00:01:01,360 no such thing as dragons? 54 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:02,862 Do we also have to pretend 55 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:02,862 that Lord Stevarios 56 00:01:01,402 --> 00:01:02,862 is still alive? 57 00:01:02,944 --> 00:01:03,904 Oops. 58 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:05,447 Oh! 59 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:05,447 Thanks, Abed. 60 00:01:05,489 --> 00:01:07,366 How about I buy all the 61 00:01:05,489 --> 00:01:07,366 Bloodlines of Conquest books, 62 00:01:07,408 --> 00:01:10,035 read ahead, and spoil 63 00:01:07,408 --> 00:01:10,035 the whole series for you? 64 00:01:10,077 --> 00:01:11,912 That's insane. 65 00:01:10,077 --> 00:01:11,912 That's something 66 00:01:10,077 --> 00:01:11,912 an insane person would do. 67 00:01:11,953 --> 00:01:13,455 Knuckleheads, focus. 68 00:01:13,497 --> 00:01:15,040 Item one, 69 00:01:15,082 --> 00:01:17,334 the Greendale student census 70 00:01:15,082 --> 00:01:17,334 is out of date. 71 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:19,920 Britta, Abed, why don't you 72 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:19,920 partner up on that one? 73 00:01:19,961 --> 00:01:21,797 Give you a chance 74 00:01:19,961 --> 00:01:21,797 to squash this beef. 75 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:23,758 Next, the midterm dance 76 00:01:21,839 --> 00:01:23,758 is tonight. 77 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:25,008 Who wants to be 78 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:25,008 on the decorating committee? 79 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,260 Mmm. 80 00:01:26,301 --> 00:01:27,887 Fine, I'll do it. 81 00:01:26,301 --> 00:01:27,887 I'll do it. 82 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:31,348 I will be on 83 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:31,348 that committee. 84 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:31,348 Me too. 85 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,684 Are you guys volunteering 86 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,684 because you think 87 00:01:31,390 --> 00:01:33,684 I'll do all the work? 88 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:34,894 I wouldn't. 89 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:34,894 No. Not at all. 90 00:01:34,934 --> 00:01:37,062 I don't care enough 91 00:01:34,934 --> 00:01:37,062 to lie, so no. 92 00:01:37,104 --> 00:01:41,525 I will reward that honesty 93 00:01:37,104 --> 00:01:41,525 by giving you something easy. 94 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:44,737 A bulletin board fell down 95 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:44,737 in the cafeteria 96 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:44,737 a couple months ago. 97 00:01:44,779 --> 00:01:45,821 Think you can get it 98 00:01:44,779 --> 00:01:45,821 hung back up? 99 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:47,948 I'll give it a drive-by. 100 00:01:45,863 --> 00:01:47,948 Great. 101 00:01:47,989 --> 00:01:50,659 We have now completed 102 00:01:47,989 --> 00:01:50,659 our first task, 103 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:52,411 "Have a productive meeting!" 104 00:01:52,453 --> 00:01:54,580 For every task 105 00:01:52,453 --> 00:01:54,580 that we complete, 106 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:56,957 a star goes 107 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:56,957 on the task wall! 108 00:02:01,378 --> 00:02:04,757 Tie me to dream 109 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:07,927 to run out of steam 110 00:02:07,968 --> 00:02:11,263 it can be here 111 00:02:11,305 --> 00:02:15,225 tied up, dead in a year 112 00:02:15,267 --> 00:02:20,272 I should stay 113 00:02:28,989 --> 00:02:32,576 Oh, yeah. 114 00:02:28,989 --> 00:02:32,576 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 115 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:38,123 Brince Ironstone's daughter 116 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:38,123 is his mother! 117 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:44,212 Brince Ironstone's daughter 118 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:44,212 is his mother! 119 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,007 Hi there. 120 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:06,401 What can I do for you? 121 00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,320 Can you get me a drill, 122 00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,320 a couple of screws, 123 00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,320 and a bulletin board? 124 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,405 No, I cannot. 125 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,405 Okay, I tried. Bye. 126 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:11,782 You wanna hang 127 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:11,782 a bulletin board, 128 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,158 you need to get a work order 129 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,158 from the head janitor. 130 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,703 They get more powerful 131 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,703 than you? 132 00:03:15,744 --> 00:03:17,412 Hello, I'm taking 133 00:03:15,744 --> 00:03:17,412 the school census. 134 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:18,998 Please fill out this form, 135 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:18,998 but don't talk to me. 136 00:03:17,454 --> 00:03:18,998 I can't hear. 137 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,502 Are you deaf? 138 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,502 But you read lips? 139 00:03:23,544 --> 00:03:26,380 Barbagarbagarba 140 00:03:23,544 --> 00:03:26,380 garbabarbabarba? 141 00:03:26,421 --> 00:03:27,923 That was gibberish. 142 00:03:26,421 --> 00:03:27,923 You're good. 143 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:31,969 I wish I knew 144 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:31,969 sign language. 145 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:37,933 Are you going to have 146 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:37,933 another intense burst 147 00:03:35,138 --> 00:03:37,933 of compatibility 148 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:39,393 with a girl 149 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:39,393 we never see again? 150 00:03:39,434 --> 00:03:41,061 I can't hear you. 151 00:03:43,731 --> 00:03:47,192 The midterm dance 152 00:03:43,731 --> 00:03:47,192 will need a visual theme, 153 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:50,529 like "let's blow off steam," 154 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:50,529 and it's trains. 155 00:03:50,571 --> 00:03:51,572 I have an idea. 156 00:03:51,613 --> 00:03:53,073 Chang, your last idea 157 00:03:51,613 --> 00:03:53,073 was to murder. 158 00:03:53,114 --> 00:03:55,283 Edison. 159 00:03:53,114 --> 00:03:55,283 The bulletin board's a no-go. 160 00:03:55,325 --> 00:03:59,997 Really? 161 00:03:55,325 --> 00:03:59,997 So you did your best, 162 00:03:55,325 --> 00:03:59,997 and this task just... 163 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:02,207 Eludes you? 164 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:04,418 I have a lifetime 165 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:04,418 of experience 166 00:04:02,249 --> 00:04:04,418 with red tape. 167 00:04:04,459 --> 00:04:05,627 I know when to walk away. 168 00:04:05,669 --> 00:04:07,629 Yeah, you do. 169 00:04:05,669 --> 00:04:07,629 Hey, Edison. 170 00:04:07,671 --> 00:04:09,339 The system is lazy. 171 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,675 I have integrity, 172 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,675 too much to deal 173 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,675 with any of it. 174 00:04:11,717 --> 00:04:13,010 I'll do it myself. 175 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,636 And I would love 176 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,636 to watch you try. 177 00:04:14,678 --> 00:04:18,223 Okay. I am on 178 00:04:14,678 --> 00:04:18,223 bulletin board duty. 179 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:19,850 You guys are in charge 180 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:19,850 of the dance. 181 00:04:25,856 --> 00:04:28,233 Oh, Professor Pushpin! 182 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:30,903 Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. 183 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:30,903 I'm Annie. 184 00:04:30,945 --> 00:04:32,529 You learned our names. 185 00:04:30,945 --> 00:04:32,529 I did. 186 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,032 Crazy Schmidt, 187 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,032 how are C.J.'s 188 00:04:32,571 --> 00:04:35,032 clarinet lessons going? 189 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:37,034 Whoa. 190 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,994 Well, she's having 191 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:38,994 a little trouble 192 00:04:39,036 --> 00:04:41,622 with his left finger lifts, 193 00:04:39,036 --> 00:04:41,622 but she's getting there. 194 00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:44,165 Annie, do you want 195 00:04:41,663 --> 00:04:44,165 that bulletin board hung up? 196 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:46,627 Let me put in 197 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:46,627 a work order for you. 198 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:50,798 There you go. 199 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,467 That should happen 200 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,467 in three to six 201 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,467 business months. 202 00:04:54,969 --> 00:04:56,887 Any way we could 203 00:04:54,969 --> 00:04:56,887 bump that up a little, 204 00:04:56,929 --> 00:04:58,472 so it's somewhere above... 205 00:04:58,513 --> 00:05:00,307 "Lower flag 206 00:04:58,513 --> 00:05:00,307 for Reagan's death?" 207 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:02,768 You gotta talk to 208 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:02,768 a custodian for that, 209 00:05:00,348 --> 00:05:02,768 we're janitors. 210 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,436 There's a difference? 211 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,854 We were just starting 212 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,854 to like you. 213 00:05:06,814 --> 00:05:08,065 Had enough? 214 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,399 I'm just getting started. 215 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:11,318 What was 216 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:11,318 your stumbling block, 217 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:11,318 being nice? 218 00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:13,070 Look, 219 00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:13,070 I admire your idealism, 220 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,864 but my guess is 221 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,864 that you will be crying uncle 222 00:05:15,906 --> 00:05:17,157 before that board 223 00:05:15,906 --> 00:05:17,157 ever goes up. 224 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:20,368 Game on, baby. 225 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,376 Come on, 226 00:05:26,416 --> 00:05:28,376 come on, come on. 227 00:05:32,547 --> 00:05:34,215 What? God. 228 00:05:37,218 --> 00:05:38,929 This isn't over! 229 00:05:45,184 --> 00:05:49,023 Here we go. 230 00:05:45,184 --> 00:05:49,023 You wanted to get dirty. 231 00:05:45,184 --> 00:05:49,023 This is where it starts. 232 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:54,569 Deputy Custodian Lapari, 233 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:56,613 Annie Edison from 234 00:05:54,611 --> 00:05:56,613 the Save Greendale Committee. 235 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,739 How's your 236 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,739 daughter's soccer... 237 00:05:57,781 --> 00:05:59,074 I'm sorry, 238 00:05:57,781 --> 00:05:59,074 this is a closed function. 239 00:05:59,116 --> 00:06:01,493 We do not discuss business 240 00:05:59,116 --> 00:06:01,493 at custodial mixers. 241 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,911 But your daughter, 242 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,911 soccer. 243 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:04,412 Daughter, soccer. 244 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:04,412 Yes, thanks for coming. 245 00:06:05,747 --> 00:06:08,500 Hey, get a load 246 00:06:05,747 --> 00:06:08,500 of that wood burnt sign. 247 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:11,252 Did Mr. Whitney in Woodshop 248 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:11,252 make that for you guys? 249 00:06:11,294 --> 00:06:12,546 Yes, that is 250 00:06:11,294 --> 00:06:12,546 a Whitney original. 251 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:15,924 Oh! You know, I noticed 252 00:06:12,587 --> 00:06:15,924 that Whitney's bathroom 253 00:06:15,966 --> 00:06:17,926 has this amazing toilet. 254 00:06:17,968 --> 00:06:20,137 Flushes like 255 00:06:17,968 --> 00:06:20,137 a DC-10 turbine. 256 00:06:20,846 --> 00:06:23,431 Probably exceeds code, 257 00:06:23,473 --> 00:06:26,935 but what's wrong 258 00:06:23,473 --> 00:06:26,935 with a little friendship 259 00:06:23,473 --> 00:06:26,935 between departments? 260 00:06:26,977 --> 00:06:29,312 Now how can our committee 261 00:06:26,977 --> 00:06:29,312 be your friend? 262 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,775 Bob? 263 00:06:33,817 --> 00:06:35,360 Excuse me. 264 00:06:35,402 --> 00:06:38,572 Chief Custodian Bob Waite, 265 00:06:35,402 --> 00:06:38,572 Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison. 266 00:06:38,613 --> 00:06:41,700 Hickey and Edison, 267 00:06:38,613 --> 00:06:41,700 something in the job queue... 268 00:06:41,742 --> 00:06:42,993 Bulletin board. 269 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,745 Yeah, we were hoping 270 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:44,745 to get that up... 271 00:06:45,412 --> 00:06:46,747 Let's take a walk. 272 00:06:46,788 --> 00:06:48,749 That's quite a spread, Bob. 273 00:06:46,788 --> 00:06:48,749 I'm impressed. 274 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:50,000 Well, it's election time. 275 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,376 If I don't break out 276 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,376 the fancy sausages, 277 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:53,045 my ass goes 278 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:53,045 in the grinder 279 00:06:51,418 --> 00:06:53,045 next January. 280 00:06:53,087 --> 00:06:55,839 Keeping my people happy, 281 00:06:53,087 --> 00:06:55,839 it's an uphill battle. 282 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:58,717 For example, 283 00:06:55,881 --> 00:06:58,717 look at this. 284 00:06:58,759 --> 00:07:01,220 A lot of the websites 285 00:06:58,759 --> 00:07:01,220 we try and visit 286 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:04,472 get blocked 287 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:04,472 by this weird filter thing. 288 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:07,392 Now let's say I wanted 289 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:07,392 to move a work order 290 00:07:04,514 --> 00:07:07,392 for a bulletin board 291 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:08,810 from the bottom of the queue 292 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:08,810 to the top. 293 00:07:08,852 --> 00:07:13,273 Now how can I do that 294 00:07:08,852 --> 00:07:13,273 when I'm dealing with this? 295 00:07:15,483 --> 00:07:17,069 They want 296 00:07:15,483 --> 00:07:17,069 their porn unblocked. 297 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:18,361 Then they'll give you 298 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:18,361 your board. 299 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,530 That's what that was? 300 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,530 How did you know? 301 00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:22,532 Did you investigate 302 00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:22,532 pornography when 303 00:07:20,572 --> 00:07:22,532 you were a cop? 304 00:07:22,574 --> 00:07:24,284 Eh, something like that. 305 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:25,577 So he wants a bribe. 306 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,370 Welcome to 307 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,370 the labyrinth, kid. 308 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:30,791 Only there ain't no puppets or 309 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:30,791 bisexual rock stars down here. 310 00:07:30,832 --> 00:07:33,418 And at the center of it all, 311 00:07:30,832 --> 00:07:33,418 if you're lucky, 312 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,420 a piece of cork 313 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,420 and a few pins. 314 00:07:35,462 --> 00:07:37,422 So what, is it worth it? 315 00:07:37,464 --> 00:07:39,258 Is that what 316 00:07:37,464 --> 00:07:39,258 a bulletin board is 317 00:07:37,464 --> 00:07:39,258 to you, Professor? 318 00:07:39,299 --> 00:07:40,884 A piece of cork? 319 00:07:40,926 --> 00:07:42,803 That's not what it is 320 00:07:40,926 --> 00:07:42,803 to people that 321 00:07:40,926 --> 00:07:42,803 lose their pets, 322 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:44,221 people that need rides, 323 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:47,390 people whose bad bands 324 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:47,390 need bad bass players. 325 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:50,477 To them, every pushpin 326 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:50,477 has the power 327 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:50,477 to change the future. 328 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:53,313 So yes, Professor, 329 00:07:50,518 --> 00:07:53,313 it's worth it. 330 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:56,608 I know a lady 331 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:56,608 in the I.T. department. 332 00:08:19,006 --> 00:08:21,216 Okay, I'll put some food 333 00:08:19,006 --> 00:08:21,216 on the tables, 334 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:23,426 we'll lower the lights, 335 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:23,426 and that's a midterm dance. 336 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:28,890 I guess it could use 337 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:28,890 a little something 338 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:28,890 theme-wise. 339 00:08:28,932 --> 00:08:30,391 I have an idea. 340 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,107 "Bear down for midterms." 341 00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,651 What? 342 00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:42,154 "Bear down for midterms." 343 00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:45,365 You can't just repeat it. 344 00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:45,365 You need to 345 00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:45,365 explain yourself. 346 00:08:46,574 --> 00:08:47,701 It's midterm time. 347 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:50,954 Mmm-hmm. 348 00:08:47,742 --> 00:08:50,954 People have to bear down, 349 00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:52,455 study hard, 350 00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:52,455 get to work. 351 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,709 It's "bear down 352 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:55,709 for midterms." 353 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,085 Is there a dot 354 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,085 I'm not connecting? 355 00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:58,837 Uh-uh. 356 00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:58,837 It's a play on words. 357 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,255 "Bear down" 358 00:08:58,879 --> 00:09:00,255 is an expression. 359 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:02,090 I know the expression, 360 00:09:00,297 --> 00:09:02,090 Chang. 361 00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:04,384 "Fly on the wall" 362 00:09:02,132 --> 00:09:04,384 is an expression, 363 00:09:04,425 --> 00:09:07,971 but if I want to pitch 364 00:09:04,425 --> 00:09:07,971 "fly on the wall 365 00:09:04,425 --> 00:09:07,971 for midterms," 366 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:10,390 you might ask, 367 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:10,390 "what do you mean?" 368 00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:16,813 Chang? 369 00:09:12,976 --> 00:09:16,813 Are you crying? 370 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:18,773 I understand 371 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:18,773 I've been crazy in the past, 372 00:09:18,815 --> 00:09:21,776 but that doesn't make it 373 00:09:18,815 --> 00:09:21,776 any less frustrating 374 00:09:21,818 --> 00:09:23,737 to be completely dismissed 375 00:09:21,818 --> 00:09:23,737 like this. 376 00:09:23,778 --> 00:09:26,156 I don't know if you guys 377 00:09:23,778 --> 00:09:26,156 even see me as human anymore. 378 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,325 I don't know if 379 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,325 it's like a joke to you. 380 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,617 Are all Asian men 381 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,617 like a joke? 382 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:30,869 If it's like 383 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:30,869 a racial thing. 384 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:30,869 No. 385 00:09:30,911 --> 00:09:32,120 No! No! 386 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:34,664 I've paid for my crimes. 387 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:38,835 Underneath all the craziness, 388 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:38,835 I am still a human, and I... 389 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:42,964 I do want to make 390 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:42,964 a difference and... 391 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:45,384 Can you respect that? 392 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:45,384 Please? 393 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:48,428 Chang... 394 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:51,056 What can we do here? 395 00:09:51,098 --> 00:09:52,682 Bear down for midterms. 396 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,059 Okay. 397 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:54,059 Okay, well... 398 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:56,270 We'll... 399 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:56,270 Put up some bear things? 400 00:09:56,311 --> 00:09:59,981 We'll bear down. 401 00:09:56,311 --> 00:09:59,981 For midterms. 402 00:10:00,023 --> 00:10:01,775 Okay. 403 00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:04,569 You want me to lift 404 00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:04,569 web restrictions 405 00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:04,569 solely for custodial? 406 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:07,864 They need to 407 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:07,864 have full access, 408 00:10:04,611 --> 00:10:07,864 so they can research, um... 409 00:10:07,906 --> 00:10:09,199 Custodian stuff. 410 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,618 If the filter 411 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,618 is mistakenly 412 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,618 blocking a site, 413 00:10:11,659 --> 00:10:13,787 they just need to submit 414 00:10:11,659 --> 00:10:13,787 the URL, and I can... 415 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:16,164 Okay, 416 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:16,164 what do you want? 417 00:10:13,828 --> 00:10:16,164 Excuse me? 418 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,582 Tell us what 419 00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,582 we can do for you 420 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:19,293 so that you can 421 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:19,293 do this for us. 422 00:10:19,334 --> 00:10:20,710 Oh. Cool. 423 00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:22,421 I... I didn't know 424 00:10:20,752 --> 00:10:22,421 it could work that way. 425 00:10:22,462 --> 00:10:24,423 I guess I could use 426 00:10:22,462 --> 00:10:24,423 decent parking. 427 00:10:24,464 --> 00:10:26,507 Right now 428 00:10:24,464 --> 00:10:26,507 they make me park 429 00:10:24,464 --> 00:10:26,507 in Annex B. 430 00:10:26,549 --> 00:10:27,884 Like a... 431 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:29,970 Lunch lady. 432 00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:32,013 Our committee 433 00:10:30,011 --> 00:10:32,013 can talk to Parking. 434 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,473 But, Debra, 435 00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,473 let's be clear. 436 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:34,808 I want everything 437 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:34,808 to get through 438 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:34,808 that porn blocker. 439 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:35,934 What do you mean 440 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:35,934 everything? 441 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:39,020 Everything! 442 00:10:39,062 --> 00:10:40,439 Understood. 443 00:10:42,607 --> 00:10:45,568 I'm very happy right now. 444 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,029 So just bears 445 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,029 everywhere? 446 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:48,029 Yep. 447 00:10:49,364 --> 00:10:52,033 And then we'll have 448 00:10:49,364 --> 00:10:52,033 some cakes, party hats, 449 00:10:52,075 --> 00:10:53,994 birthday stuff! 450 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,578 This is coming together 451 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,578 better than I thought. 452 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,622 I'm sorry, 453 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,622 birthday stuff? 454 00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,916 Yes, Duncan. 455 00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,916 Okay, I'm sorry. 456 00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,043 Birthday stuff. 457 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:06,006 Well, I've been sad to see 458 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:06,006 that bulletin board down 459 00:11:02,085 --> 00:11:06,006 in the cafeteria for so long. 460 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:07,799 I've always had a passion 461 00:11:06,047 --> 00:11:07,799 for bulletins. 462 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,176 If parking 463 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,176 for the IT guy 464 00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:12,012 puts that board back 465 00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:12,012 where it belongs, 466 00:11:12,053 --> 00:11:14,014 I won't stand in the way. 467 00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,016 You know what you need, 468 00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,016 speaking as a fan 469 00:11:14,055 --> 00:11:16,016 of bulletins... 470 00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:18,393 You need to have the Dean 471 00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:18,393 appoint someone 472 00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:18,393 to oversee them, 473 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,604 to make sure bulletins 474 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,604 stay organized 475 00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,604 and protected. 476 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,064 I'll do it. 477 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,064 We could look into that. 478 00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:25,192 Well, not to be that guy, 479 00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:25,192 but, uh... 480 00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:31,156 You think 481 00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:31,156 you could look into that 482 00:11:29,196 --> 00:11:31,156 before I do this for you? 483 00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:33,908 You want to control 484 00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:33,908 all the bulletin boards 485 00:11:31,198 --> 00:11:33,908 in the school. Why? 486 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:36,453 You might want to start 487 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:36,453 talking turkey, Waldron, 488 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,038 because the Macy's Parade 489 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,038 is almost over, 490 00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:40,040 and Grandma's 491 00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:40,040 getting drunk. 492 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,000 Do you know 493 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,000 where my department's power 494 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,000 comes from, Miss Edison? 495 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,127 Parking spaces. 496 00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,127 Wrong. 497 00:11:44,169 --> 00:11:46,713 There was plenty of space 498 00:11:44,169 --> 00:11:46,713 to park in dinosaur times, 499 00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:49,632 but not one single 500 00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:49,632 parking department. 501 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,885 My power comes 502 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,885 from a scarcity of parking, 503 00:11:51,926 --> 00:11:54,595 just like your dad's comes 504 00:11:51,926 --> 00:11:54,595 from a lack of hugs. 505 00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:56,181 And you know what takes 506 00:11:54,637 --> 00:11:56,181 my power away? 507 00:11:56,223 --> 00:11:57,640 Carpools. 508 00:11:57,682 --> 00:12:00,394 Carpools organized 509 00:11:57,682 --> 00:12:00,394 through ride shares. 510 00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:02,521 Ride shares posted 511 00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:02,521 on bulletin boards, 512 00:12:00,435 --> 00:12:02,521 you son of a... 513 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:04,481 You can take the books 514 00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:04,481 off your head 515 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,400 because 516 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,400 we're done posturing. 517 00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,735 You want me to talk turkey, 518 00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,735 well, gobble gobble. 519 00:12:08,776 --> 00:12:10,653 I want ride shares gone. 520 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,323 Let's get out of here. 521 00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:13,323 All right. 522 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,741 What? 523 00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,741 I'll talk to the Dean. 524 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:31,299 I must say, 525 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:31,299 I don't know what we did, 526 00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:32,800 but we sure 527 00:12:31,341 --> 00:12:32,800 did the hell out of it. 528 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:35,512 I guess the key 529 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:35,512 to dance decoration 530 00:12:32,842 --> 00:12:35,512 is just pick an idea. 531 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,098 And then bear down. 532 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:38,098 Right, buddy? 533 00:12:38,139 --> 00:12:39,057 Here are your sodas. 534 00:12:39,099 --> 00:12:40,975 Oh, my God. 535 00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:43,770 Yeah, pretty great. 536 00:12:41,017 --> 00:12:43,770 Yeah. Bear down, baby. 537 00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,773 Too soon, you guys. 538 00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,773 This is way too soon. 539 00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:49,109 Too soon for wha... 540 00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:49,109 Too soon for this! 541 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,651 After this morning 542 00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:50,651 in Wisconsin? 543 00:12:52,028 --> 00:12:53,572 Bear breaks loose 544 00:12:52,028 --> 00:12:53,572 at a kid's birthday party, 545 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:55,532 mauls a whole bunch 546 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:55,532 of people? 547 00:12:55,574 --> 00:13:00,370 Why am I explaining this 548 00:12:55,574 --> 00:13:00,370 when this is obviously 549 00:12:55,574 --> 00:13:00,370 a ghoulish reference to it? 550 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,497 The news has been 551 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,497 covering it all morning! 552 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,587 That's where 553 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:08,587 I got the idea. 554 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:11,089 You know how sometimes 555 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:11,089 you hear something 556 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:11,089 and forget you heard it, 557 00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,340 but you think 558 00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,340 you came up with... 559 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,426 Oh, man. 560 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,426 This is bad. 561 00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:17,345 We're in crisis mode now. 562 00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:20,681 We really messed up, 563 00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:20,681 you guys. 564 00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,310 An office 565 00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,310 of bulletin board oversight. 566 00:13:23,351 --> 00:13:25,312 Ah, what a novel idea. 567 00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:26,854 I'm gonna fill out 568 00:13:25,353 --> 00:13:26,854 this form right away. 569 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:28,856 But first, a toast. 570 00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,775 To hanging 571 00:13:28,898 --> 00:13:30,775 a bulletin board. 572 00:13:30,817 --> 00:13:34,195 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. 573 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:36,655 Uh, first time toasting? 574 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:36,655 Get in here, buddy. 575 00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:39,033 Easy peasy, 576 00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:39,033 lemon squeezy. 577 00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:41,202 I'm not saying that. 578 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,623 Ah, well, 579 00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:44,623 I hate to be that guy, 580 00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,500 but I'm not 581 00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:46,500 signing this form 582 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:50,504 until professor Hickey says 583 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:50,504 "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy." 584 00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:52,589 Damn it, Annie. 585 00:13:50,545 --> 00:13:52,589 Don't do this. 586 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,383 Whatever you've got 587 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,383 in your butt, 588 00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:56,884 can we get it out later? 589 00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:59,220 When, after he signs it? 590 00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:59,220 After it's all too late? 591 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:01,848 Annie? 592 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:01,848 You petty old man. 593 00:14:01,889 --> 00:14:03,308 When we started this, 594 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,684 I thought you'd get a taste 595 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,684 of the system and spit it out, 596 00:14:05,726 --> 00:14:07,895 not open a bottling plant. 597 00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:09,606 You're just like 598 00:14:07,937 --> 00:14:09,606 all the people that... 599 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,983 What? 600 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,983 The people that 601 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,983 put you here? 602 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,403 The people 603 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,403 in the big machine 604 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:15,403 that made you fail? 605 00:14:15,445 --> 00:14:17,113 You went from being a cop 606 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,782 to teaching Criminology 607 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,782 because of the system, 608 00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,782 right? 609 00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:21,242 Unfortunately for Greendale, 610 00:14:21,284 --> 00:14:23,537 you have to prove it 611 00:14:21,284 --> 00:14:23,537 by getting nothing done. 612 00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:25,330 Well, here's a bulletin 613 00:14:23,578 --> 00:14:25,330 for you... 614 00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:29,250 "Annie Edison 615 00:14:25,372 --> 00:14:29,250 doesn't get nothing done." 616 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,503 Yow. 617 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,503 And where should I put 618 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,503 that bulletin, Edison, 619 00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:34,881 on a sham piece of cork 620 00:14:31,545 --> 00:14:34,881 controlled by a parking guy 621 00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:37,800 that lights his cigars 622 00:14:34,922 --> 00:14:37,800 on student ride shares? 623 00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:41,346 My God, Annie. 624 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:43,264 What kind of labyrinth 625 00:14:41,388 --> 00:14:43,264 have you created? 626 00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:44,641 Certainly not 627 00:14:43,306 --> 00:14:44,641 the magic kind 628 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,434 with puppets 629 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,434 and macho rock stars. 630 00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:48,102 You whored 631 00:14:46,476 --> 00:14:48,102 yourself out, kid. 632 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:49,812 You wanted 633 00:14:48,144 --> 00:14:49,812 that board so bad 634 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,023 that you made every board 635 00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:52,023 on campus worthless, 636 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,527 and in doing so 637 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,527 made the school 638 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:55,527 just a shade dirtier. 639 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,447 I thought better of you, 640 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,447 young lady. 641 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,535 Oh, man. 642 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:03,535 This got Sorkin-y. 643 00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:06,246 Yeah, well, 644 00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:06,246 I didn't think anything 645 00:15:03,577 --> 00:15:06,246 in particular of you, 646 00:15:06,287 --> 00:15:07,830 and now I see why! 647 00:15:09,749 --> 00:15:11,668 Okay, I didn't follow 648 00:15:09,749 --> 00:15:11,668 most of that, 649 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,295 but it feels like 650 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,295 I ought to do this. 651 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:15,755 Hmm? 652 00:15:23,346 --> 00:15:24,764 Oh, hey, Annie. 653 00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:27,642 Um... 654 00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:27,642 What do you think? 655 00:15:27,684 --> 00:15:29,436 "Fat dog for midterms"? 656 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:31,563 Yeah! 657 00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:31,563 Pretty cool. 658 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:32,855 I don't understand. 659 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,566 It's an expression. 660 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,566 "Fat dog for midterm." 661 00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,735 Like, don't sweat it, 662 00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,735 fat dog it. 663 00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:39,654 Hang out, relax, 664 00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:39,654 like a fat dog. Bah! 665 00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:40,821 You can look it up 666 00:15:39,696 --> 00:15:40,821 on Wikipedia. 667 00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:42,240 There's an entry 668 00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:42,240 in there. 669 00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:42,240 Yep. 670 00:15:42,282 --> 00:15:44,743 I never... Okay. 671 00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:47,954 I just... 672 00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:47,954 I feel like I'm missing... 673 00:15:47,995 --> 00:15:49,872 You know, Annie, um... 674 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:53,501 Sometimes it feels like 675 00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:53,501 you don't take us seriously. 676 00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,545 Aw. 677 00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,545 Yeah, I guess 678 00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:55,545 we bring it on ourselves, 679 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,671 but it's still 680 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,671 pretty frustrating. 681 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,506 Annie, 682 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,506 is this a race thing? 683 00:15:58,548 --> 00:16:01,676 Race! 684 00:15:58,548 --> 00:16:01,676 No! God, no! 685 00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,429 You guys! I accept 686 00:16:01,718 --> 00:16:04,429 that it's an expression, 687 00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,598 but I don't see 688 00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,598 the connection to... 689 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,058 You're overthinking, 690 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,058 Annie. It's decorating. 691 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,019 Just pick an idea 692 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,019 and bear down on it. 693 00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,689 Um, really poor choice 694 00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:14,689 of words, Ben... Too soon. 695 00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:15,982 But you guys are right. 696 00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:18,443 I'm sorry. 697 00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:18,443 I've had a really hard day. 698 00:16:18,485 --> 00:16:20,612 I need to just... 699 00:16:20,654 --> 00:16:22,614 Fat dog this concept. 700 00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,949 Fat dog! 701 00:16:22,656 --> 00:16:24,949 Fat dog it, baby! 702 00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:28,953 not a fighter 703 00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:31,581 squeaky clean 704 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:36,670 no tighter 705 00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:39,380 closer to me 706 00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:02,903 Thank you. 707 00:17:04,739 --> 00:17:06,157 I'm sorry, Abed, 708 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,075 but to the spoiler 709 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,075 goes the victory. 710 00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:09,369 But I really liked her. 711 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,371 She probably likes you too, 712 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,371 but she also likes cash. 713 00:17:11,412 --> 00:17:13,164 I'm devastated. 714 00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:17,251 Now I feel bad. But... 715 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:21,422 You learned a lesson, 716 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:21,422 and I gave a differently 717 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:21,422 abled person a job. 718 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:26,302 Oh, no, 719 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:26,302 now I really feel bad. 720 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:26,302 Wait, no. Come back! 721 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,680 Let's be fat dogs 722 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,680 about this. 723 00:17:34,728 --> 00:17:36,479 Hello. 724 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:37,522 What happened to you? 725 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,357 Nothing. 726 00:17:37,564 --> 00:17:39,357 You never called. 727 00:17:39,399 --> 00:17:40,692 I'm sorry. 728 00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:41,984 That was the year 729 00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:41,984 of the gas leak, 730 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:43,778 but I won't use that 731 00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:43,778 as an excuse. 732 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,197 I can be inconsiderate 733 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,197 and a lot of other things. 734 00:17:46,823 --> 00:17:47,907 Me too. 735 00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:50,076 I guess I could've 736 00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:50,076 put in some effort. 737 00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,661 Would you like to go 738 00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,661 to lunch sometime? 739 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,997 No, I'd like to go 740 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,997 to dinner. Now. 741 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,542 I can do that. 742 00:17:57,584 --> 00:18:00,127 I started this coat check 743 00:17:57,584 --> 00:18:00,127 without permission anyway. 744 00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:21,107 of knowing 745 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:28,782 where they're blowing 746 00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:08,237 Whew. 747 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,786 Excuse me, excuse me, 748 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,786 excuse me, excuse me. 749 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,120 Excuse me! 750 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,932 All right, all right! 751 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,932 Enough! 752 00:19:40,269 --> 00:19:42,271 Let's go. 753 00:19:49,863 --> 00:19:51,280 Thanks. 754 00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:52,281 Thanks. 755 00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,118 Let's do it again! 756 00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:01,248 and it will amaze 757 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,376 your entire life 758 00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:05,712 it's not made up 759 00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:08,214 based on an old phrase 760 00:20:08,255 --> 00:20:10,550 and it will amaze 761 00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:14,929 It's a bear dance! 762 00:20:31,905 --> 00:20:34,073 You've reached Greendale 763 00:20:31,905 --> 00:20:34,073 faculty office supply. 764 00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:36,242 For pencils, pens, 765 00:20:34,114 --> 00:20:36,242 and markers, press one. 766 00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:38,494 For tape, glue, 767 00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:38,494 and adhesives, press two. 768 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,621 For staples, paper clips, 769 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,621 and fasteners, press three. 770 00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:43,082 Mmm. 771 00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:43,082 For marigold, press four. 772 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,963 Marigold. 773 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:48,963 For Obsidian, press one. 774 00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:50,840 For Aqua Cerulean, 775 00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:50,840 press two. 776 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,051 For Arcadia, press three. 777 00:20:55,469 --> 00:20:57,263 Enter activation code. 778 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,437 Confirmed. 779 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:04,437 Arcadia initiated. 780 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,313 What's your 781 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,313 clearance level? 782 00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:07,607 Top. 783 00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:09,067 You really want 784 00:21:07,648 --> 00:21:09,067 to activate this, sir? 785 00:21:09,108 --> 00:21:11,277 Yeah. Oh! No. No! 786 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:12,570 Can you... 787 00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:12,570 Cancel it. 788 00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:15,031 Wait, who are you? 789 00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:15,031 Who... Who is this? 790 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,115 It's not... I'm... 791 00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:28,628 Right in front of you, 792 00:21:25,332 --> 00:21:28,628 stupid. Ah. 793 00:21:29,587 --> 00:21:30,713 Did you get any of that?