1 00:00:01,310 --> 00:00:03,729 Okay, we'll get 2 00:00:01,310 --> 00:00:03,729 an estimate 3 00:00:01,310 --> 00:00:03,729 on adding grass 4 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,230 to the soccer field. 5 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:06,565 Good meeting. 6 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,858 Oh, Jeff, 7 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:07,858 what time's dinner? 8 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:10,986 Uh, dinner? 9 00:00:11,028 --> 00:00:12,822 Jeff, you didn't 10 00:00:11,028 --> 00:00:12,822 invite Shirley? 11 00:00:12,862 --> 00:00:14,448 Well, it's Tuesday. 12 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,908 Shirley always goes 13 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,908 to Elijah's karate practice 14 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,908 on Tuesdays. 15 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,243 It's okay. 16 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,287 Part of making sacrifices 17 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,287 for my loved ones 18 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:23,541 is not expecting 19 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:23,541 my loved ones 20 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:23,541 to make sacrifices. 21 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,917 Aw. 22 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,795 I can do tomorrow. 23 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,795 I can't 24 00:00:27,837 --> 00:00:28,879 I'm free on Fridays 25 00:00:27,837 --> 00:00:28,879 and Mondays... 26 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:30,339 We're not moving it! 27 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,968 When Shirley 28 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,968 can have dinner, 29 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,968 we'll have another dinner, 30 00:00:35,010 --> 00:00:37,054 because it's just dinner. 31 00:00:37,095 --> 00:00:39,097 And there's no need 32 00:00:37,095 --> 00:00:39,097 to manipulate each other. 33 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,932 You know 34 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:40,932 that's what you do. 35 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,686 You know 36 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,686 you're doing it now 37 00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:45,270 with that face. 38 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:46,480 You don't like my face? 39 00:00:46,522 --> 00:00:48,232 Aw! 40 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,611 Hello, 41 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,611 save Greendale committee. 42 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,988 This is David and Bixel. 43 00:00:55,030 --> 00:00:56,615 They're app designers. 44 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,242 They'd like to beta test 45 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,828 their latest 46 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,828 social-networking app 47 00:00:58,283 --> 00:01:00,828 on our campus, 48 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:02,621 which could be 49 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:02,621 good for us. 50 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,415 Look what Facebook 51 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,415 did for Harvard, right? 52 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,292 Hey, guys. 53 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,292 Bixel and I would 54 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,292 like to introduce you 55 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,670 to a little app called 56 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,670 meowmeowbeenz. 57 00:01:09,712 --> 00:01:10,796 Ooh. 58 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,256 Meowmeowbeenz lets you say 59 00:01:12,297 --> 00:01:13,340 how much you like, 60 00:01:13,382 --> 00:01:14,466 who you like, 61 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,009 when you like, 62 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:18,637 all from a standard 63 00:01:16,051 --> 00:01:18,637 non-boost mobile phone. 64 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,472 Let's see how it works. 65 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,809 Bixel, what did you 66 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,809 think of the way 67 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,809 the dean introduced us? 68 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,185 I thought he did great. 69 00:01:25,227 --> 00:01:27,688 That's why I'm giving him 70 00:01:25,227 --> 00:01:27,688 five meowmeowbeenz. 71 00:01:27,730 --> 00:01:29,481 Aw. 72 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,733 Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, 73 00:01:30,775 --> 00:01:33,318 but I thought his intro 74 00:01:30,775 --> 00:01:33,318 was just okay. 75 00:01:34,612 --> 00:01:36,781 That's why 76 00:01:34,612 --> 00:01:36,781 I'm gonna give him 77 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:39,909 two out of 78 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:39,909 five meowmeowbeenz. 79 00:01:39,949 --> 00:01:41,951 My meowmeowbeenz. 80 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:45,038 With meowmeowbeenz, 81 00:01:41,993 --> 00:01:45,038 students can rate teachers. 82 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,665 Teachers can rate students. 83 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,543 Everyone and anyone 84 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,543 can rate each other. 85 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:50,920 Meowmeowbeenz. 86 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,422 You know... 87 00:01:54,256 --> 00:01:55,591 I could... 88 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:58,844 I fought for this country, 89 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:02,640 and I know you don't get 90 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:02,640 to pick and choose 91 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,725 the parts you fight for, 92 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,725 but I know... 93 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:07,978 I should go 94 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:07,978 number two soon. 95 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,234 Tie me to dream 96 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:17,613 to run out of steam 97 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:21,074 it can be here 98 00:02:21,116 --> 00:02:24,912 tied up, dead in a year 99 00:02:24,954 --> 00:02:29,875 I should stay 100 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:43,806 Hurry up! I'm late 101 00:02:41,846 --> 00:02:43,806 for human rights class. 102 00:02:43,848 --> 00:02:45,933 I'm sorry. 103 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:48,059 Why is Star-Burns carrying 104 00:02:45,975 --> 00:02:48,059 Garrett's books? 105 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,187 It's like toast bossing 106 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,187 crackers around. 107 00:02:50,228 --> 00:02:51,772 I mean, I guess. 108 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:53,691 Garrett's got 109 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:53,691 three meowmeowbeenz. 110 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:53,691 Star- Burns is a two. 111 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:56,025 Are you telling me 112 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:56,025 people are actually 113 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:56,025 using this stupid app? 114 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:57,736 It's addictively effective. 115 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:57,736 No, it's effectively stupid. 116 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,405 There already was 117 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,405 a rating system 118 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,405 in place called 119 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,741 "cool people get more," 120 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,741 and it was working fine. 121 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,952 Meowmeowbeenz takes 122 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,952 everything subjective 123 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:04,952 and unspoken 124 00:03:04,994 --> 00:03:06,328 about human interaction 125 00:03:04,994 --> 00:03:06,328 and reduces it 126 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,622 to explicit, 127 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,622 objective numbers. 128 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:10,039 I've never felt 129 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:10,039 more alive. 130 00:03:10,081 --> 00:03:12,668 As long as you're happy, 131 00:03:10,081 --> 00:03:12,668 I'm unsettled. 132 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,712 Hey, guys. 133 00:03:15,546 --> 00:03:16,672 What happened to you? 134 00:03:16,714 --> 00:03:18,507 I sat on a toilet so long, 135 00:03:16,714 --> 00:03:18,507 my feet fell asleep, 136 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:21,468 then I noticed limping 137 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:21,468 was getting meowmeowbeenz, 138 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,721 so I just kind of 139 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,721 started committing. 140 00:03:23,762 --> 00:03:26,348 Did you understand 141 00:03:23,762 --> 00:03:26,348 a word he said? 142 00:03:23,762 --> 00:03:26,348 Mmm-hmm. 143 00:03:36,608 --> 00:03:37,985 Hey, here you go. 144 00:03:38,027 --> 00:03:39,361 Here you go. 145 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:42,573 Nobody is gonna 146 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:42,573 down-vote a guy 147 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:42,573 on his birthday. 148 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,157 Wait. Are you using 149 00:03:42,614 --> 00:03:44,157 meowmeowbeenz? 150 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:45,826 If you can't kill it, 151 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:45,826 join it. 152 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,953 When you get older, 153 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,953 you're gonna see 154 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,953 the warning signs. 155 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:51,623 Mark Zuckerberg 156 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:51,623 is Fidel Castro 157 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:51,623 in flip-flops. 158 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:55,419 Meowmeowbeenz is 159 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:55,419 gonna make East Berlin 160 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:55,419 look like Woodstock. 161 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,462 You take my word for that. 162 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,090 Do you own stock 163 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,090 in Trivial Pursuit's 164 00:03:57,504 --> 00:04:00,090 baby boom edition? 165 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,135 Britta. 166 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,135 What... 167 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,804 Please tell me 168 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,804 you're not using this app. 169 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,848 Uh, I liked 170 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,848 the idea at first, 171 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,182 giving a voice 172 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,182 to the unheard, 173 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:11,018 but then Annie 174 00:04:09,224 --> 00:04:11,018 just told me 175 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:13,687 that the rating system 176 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:13,687 is exponentially weighted. 177 00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:15,146 As your ratings go up, 178 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,148 your ratings 179 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,148 of other people 180 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,148 become more important. 181 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,233 No. 182 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,110 It just means 183 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,110 the more others like you, 184 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:21,737 the more likeable 185 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:21,737 you can make others. 186 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:21,737 It makes sense to me. 187 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:23,363 You know who else 188 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:23,363 it made sense to? 189 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:25,783 Say "Hitler" one more time, 190 00:04:23,405 --> 00:04:25,783 and I'm giving you a two. 191 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,826 Jeff, are you 192 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,826 not registered? 193 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,453 The longer you wait, 194 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,453 the harder it's gonna be 195 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,453 to get your number up. 196 00:04:29,494 --> 00:04:30,955 Annie! 197 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:32,163 Listen to yourself. 198 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,373 You're learning 199 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,373 its language. 200 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:35,667 You're letting a video game 201 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:35,667 play you. 202 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,877 I got to set 203 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,877 these people straight. 204 00:04:36,919 --> 00:04:38,253 Hey, hey, uh... 205 00:04:40,171 --> 00:04:42,841 Students of Greendale! 206 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:46,095 We don't have to worship 207 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:46,095 a calculator! 208 00:04:46,136 --> 00:04:48,806 There is no formula 209 00:04:46,136 --> 00:04:48,806 for people! 210 00:04:51,141 --> 00:04:53,184 Oh. 211 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,980 You're punishing me 212 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,980 for being alive! 213 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,148 That's the general idea, 214 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,148 baby. 215 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,152 You're gonna think 216 00:05:00,651 --> 00:05:02,152 I'm joking, 217 00:05:02,193 --> 00:05:03,779 but you were getting 218 00:05:02,193 --> 00:05:03,779 through to me more 219 00:05:03,821 --> 00:05:05,864 with mustard on your lip. 220 00:05:03,821 --> 00:05:05,864 Oh, shut up. 221 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,241 He's not kidding, Britta. 222 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:08,241 I thought I was imagining it. 223 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:09,493 When you had mustard 224 00:05:08,283 --> 00:05:09,493 on your lip, 225 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,286 I was more open 226 00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,286 to your opinion. 227 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:14,832 Maybe it dilutes 228 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:14,832 or distracts from 229 00:05:11,328 --> 00:05:14,832 your excessive intensity. 230 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:17,417 Maybe it dilutes 231 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:17,417 or distracts from 232 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:17,417 your stupid butt. 233 00:05:17,459 --> 00:05:18,794 Hmm. 234 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:20,004 How you doing, Rog? 235 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:22,631 Hey, charlotte. 236 00:05:20,045 --> 00:05:22,631 I see what you did there. 237 00:05:22,673 --> 00:05:25,134 Vicki, I love this. 238 00:05:26,468 --> 00:05:27,552 Shirley's a five. 239 00:05:28,053 --> 00:05:29,262 How? 240 00:05:29,304 --> 00:05:31,640 She's nice to people, Jeff. 241 00:05:29,304 --> 00:05:31,640 You know Shirley. 242 00:05:31,682 --> 00:05:33,391 Oh, Vicki, thank you. 243 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,853 Did you just give me 244 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,853 four meowmeowbeenz? 245 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:37,437 Um... 246 00:05:37,479 --> 00:05:40,189 I love my four from Vicki. 247 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,192 No! 248 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:45,403 Stop it! 249 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,655 I didn't mean it. 250 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:49,783 Yeah. 251 00:05:49,825 --> 00:05:51,200 I do know Shirley. 252 00:05:53,912 --> 00:05:55,080 Oh! 253 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,457 We should be 254 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,457 having brownies. 255 00:05:57,499 --> 00:05:58,542 I'm going 256 00:05:57,499 --> 00:05:58,542 to help Shirley. 257 00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,835 Not a bad idea 258 00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,835 for you, Britta. 259 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:01,336 She could make you 260 00:05:59,877 --> 00:06:01,336 a two again. 261 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:03,296 Screw your twos, 262 00:06:01,378 --> 00:06:03,296 and screw meowmeowbeenz. 263 00:06:03,338 --> 00:06:05,174 I know that's 264 00:06:03,338 --> 00:06:05,174 your one talking. 265 00:06:07,342 --> 00:06:08,426 What are you doing? 266 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,470 Registering 267 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,470 for meowmeowbeenz. 268 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:12,931 I'm gonna become a five 269 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:12,931 and expose this thing 270 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:12,931 for the sham it is. 271 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,308 Oh, now you're speaking 272 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,308 my language. 273 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:18,311 That's unintentional, 274 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:18,311 trust me. 275 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:18,311 Mmm. 276 00:06:18,353 --> 00:06:20,438 Just make sure 277 00:06:18,353 --> 00:06:20,438 you know the real reason 278 00:06:18,353 --> 00:06:20,438 you're doing something, 279 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,191 or you'll fail 280 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,191 before you start. 281 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,359 That's actually 282 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,359 a good point. 283 00:06:24,401 --> 00:06:25,819 It is? Why? 284 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,239 Oh, come on! 285 00:06:34,786 --> 00:06:37,206 So I'm like, 286 00:06:34,786 --> 00:06:37,206 "That's two cups," 287 00:06:34,786 --> 00:06:37,206 and she's like, "What?" 288 00:06:37,288 --> 00:06:39,708 I'm like, "Two cups, 289 00:06:37,288 --> 00:06:39,708 balls back, tops off." 290 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:44,213 All right, Trent, Mulch, 291 00:06:44,253 --> 00:06:48,008 Dave, Herpie, Clutch, 292 00:06:44,253 --> 00:06:48,008 Dirt mouth, Rope, 293 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:50,552 Tingles, Catwoman, Steve. 294 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:52,137 All right, keep it floppy. 295 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,014 Haul it, ball it, 296 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,014 never call it. 297 00:06:54,056 --> 00:06:55,306 Girls are objects. 298 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,307 Yeah! 299 00:07:01,105 --> 00:07:04,649 Two meowmeowbeenz. 300 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:05,901 Congratulations. 301 00:07:05,943 --> 00:07:07,527 Abed was just explaining 302 00:07:07,569 --> 00:07:08,695 that the fives 303 00:07:07,569 --> 00:07:08,695 get to choose 304 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:10,239 what setting 305 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:10,239 the air conditioning is on. 306 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,449 Yep. 307 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:15,077 Is it me, 308 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:15,077 or are more people 309 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:15,077 wearing gray. 310 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:16,411 I feel like I'm 311 00:07:15,119 --> 00:07:16,411 in a commercial, 312 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:17,704 and someone's about 313 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:17,704 to hand me a starburst. 314 00:07:17,746 --> 00:07:19,581 Threes and twos 315 00:07:17,746 --> 00:07:19,581 tend to wear 316 00:07:17,746 --> 00:07:19,581 neutral colors. 317 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,374 Looking like 318 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,374 you want to move up 319 00:07:19,623 --> 00:07:21,374 can get you moved down. 320 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:22,375 Abed, hey. 321 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:23,460 Hi. Come on. 322 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:23,460 Come here. 323 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,255 Those are other threes. 324 00:07:26,296 --> 00:07:27,505 We talk about how we're glad 325 00:07:26,296 --> 00:07:27,505 we're not twos. 326 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,342 Small talk, guys. 327 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,385 I make small talk now. 328 00:07:33,637 --> 00:07:35,055 Hello, Jeffrey. 329 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,389 I see you decided 330 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,389 to join meowmeowbeenz. 331 00:07:36,431 --> 00:07:37,975 Oh, it's a great tool 332 00:07:36,431 --> 00:07:37,975 for living. 333 00:07:38,016 --> 00:07:39,059 You look great. 334 00:07:39,101 --> 00:07:40,227 You look great. 335 00:07:40,269 --> 00:07:41,352 You know what you're doing. 336 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,771 You know what you're doing. 337 00:07:42,813 --> 00:07:44,273 I'm watching you, okay? 338 00:07:44,314 --> 00:07:46,024 Mmm, mmm. 339 00:07:44,314 --> 00:07:46,024 Mmm, mmm. 340 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,028 Yeah, you'll be watching 341 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,028 my hinder, mama, 342 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,990 and choking on 343 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,990 its billowing plume 344 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,990 of highly rated dust. 345 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa, 346 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,300 whoa, whoa, whoa. 347 00:08:11,341 --> 00:08:12,884 Fours and above only. 348 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,011 These are snacks 349 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,011 for the fives. 350 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:17,388 Yeah? You're a two. 351 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:21,434 Leonard, would you rather 352 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:21,434 a three serve the fives food? 353 00:08:21,476 --> 00:08:22,519 No. 354 00:08:24,646 --> 00:08:26,064 It is no secret 355 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,649 that the threes and twos 356 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:30,235 are growing suspicious 357 00:08:27,691 --> 00:08:30,235 of the fours and fives. 358 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,864 All I know 359 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,864 is that it's my birthday. 360 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:36,283 What if we give 361 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:36,283 these people 362 00:08:36,325 --> 00:08:37,701 something to 363 00:08:36,325 --> 00:08:37,701 believe in again? 364 00:08:37,742 --> 00:08:39,203 Koogler? 365 00:08:39,244 --> 00:08:41,371 Hey. I know what you guys 366 00:08:39,244 --> 00:08:41,371 think of me, okay? 367 00:08:41,412 --> 00:08:42,956 "Hey, it's Koogler." 368 00:08:42,998 --> 00:08:44,541 You know. "He's cool." 369 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:47,044 "He likes to get laid. 370 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:47,044 He's not that old." 371 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,753 But I'm a five 372 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,088 because I know 373 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,088 what the twos and 374 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:50,088 the threes need. 375 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,381 What do we all need? 376 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,800 Entertainment. 377 00:08:53,842 --> 00:08:55,552 A talent show. 378 00:08:55,593 --> 00:08:58,388 An event where threes 379 00:08:55,593 --> 00:08:58,388 and twos can rise and fall. 380 00:08:58,429 --> 00:09:00,807 It helps people 381 00:08:58,429 --> 00:09:00,807 believe in the system. 382 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:02,642 Give my spot 383 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:02,642 to someone else. 384 00:09:00,849 --> 00:09:02,642 I don't want to be a five. 385 00:09:02,684 --> 00:09:04,644 I was happy as a three. 386 00:09:02,684 --> 00:09:04,644 I'm miserable. 387 00:09:04,686 --> 00:09:06,646 Oh, dear Abed. 388 00:09:06,688 --> 00:09:08,315 So humble. 389 00:09:12,069 --> 00:09:14,112 You people are monsters. 390 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,488 Well, if there's 391 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,488 nothing else, then... 392 00:09:16,698 --> 00:09:18,075 Speak. 393 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,326 Headline items... 394 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:21,203 a few twos broke into 395 00:09:19,368 --> 00:09:21,203 a supply closet 396 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:22,871 and stole a box 397 00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:22,871 of peanut butter. 398 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:24,956 The futurization 399 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:24,956 of the campus decor 400 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:24,956 is almost complete. 401 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,710 And a few hours ago, 402 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,710 Jeff winger became a four. 403 00:09:28,752 --> 00:09:30,254 That's nice. 404 00:09:41,472 --> 00:09:43,016 You there, girl. 405 00:09:43,058 --> 00:09:44,226 How many meowmeowbeenz? 406 00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:46,519 Two! 407 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,981 Two? Are you lost, two? 408 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,984 Yes. Are you lost, two? 409 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,444 I'll escort her 410 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,444 to the common area. 411 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,780 You're a four? 412 00:09:56,821 --> 00:09:57,781 I don't recognize you. 413 00:09:57,822 --> 00:09:58,865 He's new beenz. 414 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,327 Bye-bye, new beenz. 415 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,496 Threes and twos must leave 416 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,496 building one after 7:00. 417 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,208 Building one after 7:00 418 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:08,208 is fours only. 419 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,418 What are you doing here? 420 00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:10,752 How goes the revolution? 421 00:10:10,794 --> 00:10:12,337 I can't break a four. 422 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,504 It's impossible 423 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,504 to get any higher 424 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,965 without half the fives 425 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,965 in your corner. 426 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,133 They got this thing 427 00:10:15,006 --> 00:10:16,133 locked up. 428 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:17,301 Yeah, but they're nervous. 429 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:18,551 They're hosting 430 00:10:17,342 --> 00:10:18,551 a talent show 431 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:20,595 to prove that anyone 432 00:10:18,593 --> 00:10:20,595 can be a five. 433 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:23,348 If you enter it, 434 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:23,348 you'll be center stage 435 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:23,348 with all eyes on you, 436 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,726 and you can tell everyone 437 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,726 this isn't democracy. 438 00:10:26,768 --> 00:10:27,852 This is tyranny. 439 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,605 I'm sorry. 440 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,605 Can you put some mustard... 441 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:33,984 I shouldn't have 442 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:33,984 to put mustard on my face 443 00:10:30,647 --> 00:10:33,984 for this to make sense. 444 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,902 You know we have to take 445 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,902 this system down. 446 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,995 You know... 447 00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:46,496 I once loved a two. 448 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,499 Matthew... 449 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,085 He was my everything. 450 00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:56,006 But numbers change. 451 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:02,512 I'll keep your secret, 452 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:02,512 new beenz. 453 00:11:11,855 --> 00:11:13,023 It says you're next. 454 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:15,150 Now, Jeffrey, I beg you 455 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:15,150 not to take this risk. 456 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:16,567 You know what they say. 457 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,487 Fives have lives, 458 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,487 fours have chores, 459 00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:20,322 threes have fleas, 460 00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:20,322 twos have blues, 461 00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:22,824 and ones don't get a rhyme 462 00:11:20,364 --> 00:11:22,824 because they're garbage. 463 00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:24,533 Craig, I got this. 464 00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,087 No! 465 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,130 No, please! 466 00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:38,798 Not the outlands! 467 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,883 Please! 468 00:11:39,924 --> 00:11:41,134 Boo on you! 469 00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:43,178 The fives have spoken! 470 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,556 And you, uh... 471 00:11:47,598 --> 00:11:50,185 Are not very good and... 472 00:11:52,396 --> 00:11:53,980 What? 473 00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:55,524 No! Please! 474 00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:57,859 I'm just not very good 475 00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:57,859 at public speaking and... 476 00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:02,072 Last chance, Jeffrey. 477 00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:03,572 Showtime. 478 00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:15,960 My name is Jeff Winger. 479 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,088 I recently became a four. 480 00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:20,090 Funny thing is, 481 00:12:20,131 --> 00:12:21,674 when I was a two, 482 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:24,886 I didn't actually have 483 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:24,886 any less. 484 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:30,434 But I did have 485 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:30,434 a lot of crazy friends. 486 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:33,144 Hey, my name's 487 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:33,144 Tommy Talouca. 488 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,022 I'm from hallway c. 489 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,022 I'm a two! 490 00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,815 I got to get 491 00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,815 to the cafeteria 492 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,984 before they run out 493 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,984 of apples! 494 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:43,821 What is with twos 495 00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:43,821 and apples? 496 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,698 You're given 497 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,698 three kinds of fruit. 498 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:47,616 Mix it up. 499 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:51,246 Then you become a four. 500 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:53,957 And you get that, uh... 501 00:12:51,288 --> 00:12:53,957 That four walk. 502 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,959 You know what 503 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,959 I'm talking about? 504 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:55,959 It's like this. 505 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,043 It's like one of these. 506 00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,880 And they got a little trail 507 00:12:58,669 --> 00:13:00,880 of twos behind them, 508 00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:03,800 and they're like 509 00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:03,800 "Hey, is there 510 00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:03,800 an apple up there?" 511 00:13:05,634 --> 00:13:07,636 Oh, 512 00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:10,932 Wow. What else 513 00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:10,932 is going on? 514 00:13:10,974 --> 00:13:12,934 He's killing it. 515 00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:15,228 There came a time 516 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,730 when I has to 517 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,730 aks myself, 518 00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:21,151 did I even 519 00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:21,151 want to be a three? 520 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:25,196 Or did I just hate myself 521 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:25,196 for being a two? 522 00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:26,906 I don't know. 523 00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,909 All I know is... 524 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,204 I sure do love them apples! 525 00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:53,057 Oh, The Koog approogs. 526 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,683 That's a five! 527 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:00,982 Yeah! 528 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:08,490 Meow meow 529 00:14:04,693 --> 00:14:08,490 meow meow meow! 530 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,535 Review. Review. 531 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,535 Meow meow meow 532 00:14:08,532 --> 00:14:11,535 meow meow! 533 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,577 Down here, guys. 534 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:14,954 Yeah, yeah. 535 00:14:14,996 --> 00:14:16,122 Can I get a picture? 536 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,458 I want my future kids 537 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,458 to know this happened. 538 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,168 I admire 539 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,168 your optimism, Garrett. 540 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:24,297 What the hell? 541 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:24,297 I don't want to hear it. 542 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,341 I got this far 543 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,341 because I need 544 00:14:24,339 --> 00:14:26,341 to take Shirley down. 545 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,552 What about 546 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,552 everyone else? 547 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,552 Look around you, Britta. 548 00:14:28,593 --> 00:14:30,011 Everyone wanted this. 549 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:32,722 Fives only, ma'am. 550 00:14:32,763 --> 00:14:34,932 Oh, great. Come on. 551 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,686 You... You think 552 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,686 this system's 553 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,686 gonna last forever? 554 00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,312 I'm gonna free 555 00:14:37,727 --> 00:14:39,312 people's minds. 556 00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:41,690 I'm a psych major. 557 00:14:39,354 --> 00:14:41,690 Words are my weapons. 558 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,192 I'm a security guard. 559 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,192 Weapons are my weapons. 560 00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:57,788 Welcome, fives, 561 00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:57,788 to the inaugural 562 00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:57,788 fancy future dance. 563 00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,052 I'm glad you don't think 564 00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,052 making Jeff a five 565 00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,052 was a mistake 566 00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:12,303 like everybody else. 567 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,680 I believe in taking risks. 568 00:15:13,722 --> 00:15:15,765 Yeah! Jeff's really cool. 569 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,518 Couldn't help but notice 570 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,228 that Shirley didn't clap 571 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,228 with the rest of you 572 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:22,105 after my performance. 573 00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:23,981 Is she always so different? 574 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,734 If you talk to me, 575 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,734 I can't concentrate 576 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,734 on the dance moves. 577 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:27,944 You don't believe 578 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:27,944 the rumors, 579 00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:27,944 do you, Koogler, 580 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:29,862 that Jeff manipulated 581 00:15:27,985 --> 00:15:29,862 his way to the top? 582 00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:32,532 Shirley, I can hear 583 00:15:29,904 --> 00:15:32,532 what you're saying. 584 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:35,702 You're trying to manipulate 585 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:35,702 someone into thinking 586 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:35,702 I'm manipulative. 587 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,495 I'm sure I have no idea 588 00:15:35,744 --> 00:15:37,495 what you're talking about. 589 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,289 No one ever knows 590 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,289 what you're talking about 591 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,831 because you never 592 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,831 say what you mean. 593 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,041 Do you want 594 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,041 to have this conversation, 595 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,001 or do you want to just keep 596 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,001 flexing your veiny arms 597 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,086 and throwing out apples? 598 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,048 Tranquility is advancement. 599 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:51,384 A happy three 600 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:51,384 is a future four. 601 00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:52,802 Twos and threes, 602 00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:55,179 you're accepting a life 603 00:15:52,843 --> 00:15:55,179 you don't have to live! 604 00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,809 Stand up for yourselves! 605 00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:01,894 Really? 606 00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:05,356 Ugh, fine. 607 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,857 Give me that. 608 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,857 Hey! 609 00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,239 You're all alive! 610 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:16,534 You are all alive! 611 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:21,080 Look at the mustard 612 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:21,080 on my face, 613 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:21,080 but listen to my words. 614 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,624 You're one of the angriest, 615 00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:22,624 most vindictive... 616 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:23,916 You're the angry one, 617 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,209 because the rules 618 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,209 got changed on you, Winger. 619 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,378 You can't just be cool 620 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,378 and be in charge now. 621 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,547 No, you have to gossip 622 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,547 and give out food 623 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,757 and make people feel guilty. 624 00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:32,342 Okay, yeah. I bust my ass 625 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,927 making a world 626 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,927 full of selfish idiots 627 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,927 remember my name! 628 00:16:34,969 --> 00:16:36,471 Fine. Call it hard work, 629 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,807 but don't tell me 630 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,807 the system measures 631 00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,807 who's nice. 632 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,433 Actually, it kind of does. 633 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,774 Security, banish them 634 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,774 to the outlands 635 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,066 with the rest 636 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,066 of the ones! 637 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,234 Oh, no! 638 00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,444 Ow! 639 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:53,237 Okay, okay, okay. 640 00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:53,237 No! No! 641 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,990 Ladies and gentlemen, 642 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,990 please put your tray tables 643 00:16:56,032 --> 00:16:57,742 in their party positions... 644 00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:01,245 So sayeth captain Koogler. 645 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,332 Actually, 646 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,332 keep the tray tables 647 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,332 where they are, Koogler. 648 00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:06,584 The rule of the fives 649 00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:06,584 is over! 650 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,295 Long live the reviewlution! 651 00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:10,921 No! 652 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,173 That comes down? 653 00:17:12,215 --> 00:17:13,758 Okay, okay, 654 00:17:12,215 --> 00:17:13,758 all right, all right, 655 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,218 All right, all right! 656 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,218 Whoa! 657 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,731 Happy? 658 00:17:25,019 --> 00:17:27,731 Are you happy? 659 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,816 Look, I knew you couldn't 660 00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:29,816 go to that stupid dinner. 661 00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:31,025 That's why 662 00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:31,025 I didn't invite you. 663 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,194 It's nice 664 00:17:31,067 --> 00:17:33,194 to be invited anyway. 665 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:34,779 Sure, if you're 666 00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:34,779 a control freak. 667 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,531 Oh, and you clearly 668 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,531 hate control. 669 00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:37,782 No. 670 00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,659 I love it. 671 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,329 I guess 672 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:43,329 it's easy to pretend 673 00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:45,707 that you don't 674 00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:45,707 when you got it. 675 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,167 You'd think 676 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,167 we'd be better friends 677 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:51,295 because we're both 678 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:51,295 such big fans 679 00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:51,295 of the same thing. 680 00:17:52,129 --> 00:17:54,382 You there! Ones! 681 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:56,967 You are permitted 682 00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:56,967 back indoors 683 00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,513 by decree of Britta, 684 00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,513 the mother of ones. 685 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,434 And do I hear correctly 686 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,434 that as a five, 687 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,562 you felt you could park 688 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:07,562 in handicap spots? 689 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,857 Well, you see, 690 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,857 that's just part 691 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:10,857 of the Koogler style. 692 00:18:10,899 --> 00:18:13,150 It's human crap style. 693 00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,569 Rate him! 694 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,448 Okay, well, that's low. 695 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:25,204 All fives must be cleansed 696 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:25,204 of their five filth 697 00:18:25,246 --> 00:18:26,915 and reduced to oneness. 698 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:29,667 Jeff. Hey, Shirley. 699 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:30,835 I'm not a five anymore. 700 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,295 I'm a one 701 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,295 like everyone else. 702 00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:33,713 I'm like everyone else. 703 00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,339 Who's next? 704 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,508 All right, 705 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,508 time to pull the plug. 706 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,508 Mmm. 707 00:18:38,426 --> 00:18:40,303 Oh, great mother of ones, 708 00:18:40,344 --> 00:18:42,138 Mustard-faced savior, 709 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,515 there is still a five 710 00:18:42,179 --> 00:18:44,515 hiding among us 711 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,809 that has not been cleansed. 712 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:46,976 Nonsense. 713 00:18:47,017 --> 00:18:49,353 All fives 714 00:18:47,017 --> 00:18:49,353 were reduced to oneness 715 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,022 in the great purge 716 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,022 of about two minutes ago. 717 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,858 This five cheats. 718 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,777 It never registered, 719 00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:58,988 yet was given a five 720 00:18:55,819 --> 00:18:58,988 from outside the system. 721 00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:02,909 Behold... 722 00:19:02,951 --> 00:19:05,202 The meowmeowbeenz app. 723 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,413 Its beta test 724 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,413 ended days ago. 725 00:19:07,455 --> 00:19:09,540 It's now available 726 00:19:07,455 --> 00:19:09,540 in the app store... 727 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,041 99 cents. 728 00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,169 Five stars. 729 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:15,839 This five lied to us, 730 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,925 used us, judged us, 731 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:21,636 yet exempts itself 732 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:21,636 from judgment. 733 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,474 And I'm pretty sure 734 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,474 it's selling our information 735 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,474 to spammers 736 00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:28,559 because I am getting 737 00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:28,559 a lot more email, 738 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:32,856 and trust me, my penis 739 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:32,856 needs no enlargement. 740 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:36,400 So how do you cleanse 741 00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:36,400 a five that's unregistered? 742 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:37,735 Delete it. 743 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,914 By the way, guys, 744 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,914 it's a Saturday. 745 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,749 Um, you're all in school 746 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,749 for nothing. 747 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,876 Go home and get some sleep. 748 00:19:55,503 --> 00:19:57,129 No! 749 00:19:57,171 --> 00:19:58,172 No. Wait. 750 00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,049 No, don't go! 751 00:19:58,214 --> 00:20:00,049 Where are you going? 752 00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:04,387 No. 753 00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,390 Attention, Greendale. 754 00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:09,600 I'd like to propose 755 00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:09,600 we basically forget 756 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,936 everything that happened 757 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,936 over the last few days. 758 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,271 And I don't anticipate 759 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,271 a lot of pushback on that. 760 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,606 I think we're 761 00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,606 all pretty embarrassed. 762 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,692 Hey, there. 763 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,692 Oh, hey. 764 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,653 So I was thinking 765 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,653 about checking out 766 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:20,653 this new restaurant tonight. 767 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:22,655 Oh, that's sweet, 768 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:22,655 but I can't tonight. 769 00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:25,449 Not even takeout? 770 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,743 We could eat 771 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,743 in the study room. 772 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:29,370 Oh, I think 773 00:20:26,784 --> 00:20:29,370 I have time for that. 774 00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:31,247 Jeffrey. 775 00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:33,541 What? 776 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,376 I'm not gonna take it off. 777 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:38,421 I still got two days left 778 00:20:35,418 --> 00:20:38,421 on the rental. 779 00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,845 Every once in a while, 780 00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:45,845 a film comes along 781 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:48,806 that takes a serious look 782 00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:48,806 at higher education. 783 00:20:50,099 --> 00:20:51,434 This is not one of them. 784 00:20:51,475 --> 00:20:53,227 Gentlemen... 785 00:20:53,269 --> 00:20:54,771 Assume the party. 786 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,146 This summer... 787 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,565 Fun has a new name. 788 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:58,858 Koogler? 789 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:58,858 Koogler! 790 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,150 Koogler. 791 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,150 Koogler! 792 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,193 Koogler! 793 00:21:01,235 --> 00:21:02,695 Koogler! Koogler! 794 00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:06,156 Hope you don't mind 795 00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:06,156 if I play through. 796 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,576 Hammer Road Pictures 797 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,576 invites you to meet the man... 798 00:21:08,618 --> 00:21:09,702 The myth... 799 00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:11,412 I'm photocopying 800 00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:11,412 my rear end. 801 00:21:11,454 --> 00:21:12,830 The Koogler. 802 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,082 Koogler. 803 00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:15,792 I guess I have 804 00:21:14,164 --> 00:21:15,792 what you might call 805 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,377 an aversion to education. 806 00:21:19,503 --> 00:21:21,213 Do you even 807 00:21:19,503 --> 00:21:21,213 have a career plan? 808 00:21:21,255 --> 00:21:23,340 Yeah, uh, 809 00:21:21,255 --> 00:21:23,340 does getting laid count? 810 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,675 No! 811 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,428 Mitchell d. Hurwitz 812 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,428 is Koogler... 813 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,305 Rated R. 814 00:21:29,346 --> 00:21:30,222 Did you get any of that?