1 00:00:01,143 --> 00:00:02,187 It's settled. 2 00:00:02,352 --> 00:00:05,282 Urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:08,322 On to chores. We need some able bodies... 4 00:00:08,484 --> 00:00:10,489 to clear out a space in the storage room. 5 00:00:10,652 --> 00:00:11,826 - I'll do it. - Really? 6 00:00:11,987 --> 00:00:13,624 Annie goes from easy chores to hardest. 7 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:14,824 That's true. 8 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:16,461 - I'll do it too. - Yeah, me too. 9 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,297 - Okay, that concludes this meeting. - Oh, man. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:22,087 Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? 11 00:00:22,247 --> 00:00:23,968 Graham cracker. You didn't know. 12 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:27,303 Hey, it's the... couple. 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,849 Rachel got Pile of Bullets. 14 00:00:29,004 --> 00:00:31,472 Interactive Old West-themed VCR game from the '90s. 15 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:32,842 I found it at Goodwill. 16 00:00:33,008 --> 00:00:35,642 Between a Thighmaster and a Dick Tracy Burger King glass. 17 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,605 - Happy anniversary. - Anniversary? 18 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:40,693 - I guess I should learn your name, lady. - Oh, Rachel. 19 00:00:40,849 --> 00:00:43,530 Rachel. Nice to meet you, Rachel. You can go. 20 00:00:43,685 --> 00:00:45,276 Okay. 21 00:00:47,022 --> 00:00:49,703 - Anniversary? - Been dating for one of your months. 22 00:00:49,858 --> 00:00:52,362 Our relationship is 12 times more efficient, so a year. 23 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:54,948 Sleep cycles are in sync, communicate with eyebrows. 24 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:57,368 She knows my Netflix password. Jeff's password. 25 00:00:57,533 --> 00:00:59,205 - I'm changing that. - I changed it. 26 00:00:59,368 --> 00:01:00,411 - To what? - Nice try. 27 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:02,464 Can Rachel come to our place to play this? 28 00:01:02,621 --> 00:01:05,385 - Can't afford to take her anywhere. - My brother's in town... 29 00:01:05,541 --> 00:01:06,798 and I'm broke too. 30 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,631 I was gonna make him dinner tonight. 31 00:01:08,794 --> 00:01:11,380 Cool. Double date? Dinner and 1993 interactive VCR game? 32 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,349 - What are you making? - Salmon. 33 00:01:14,049 --> 00:01:16,897 - Buttered noodles. - Buttered noodles are my favourite. 34 00:01:17,386 --> 00:01:21,396 Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest. 35 00:01:21,557 --> 00:01:24,736 Payday is postponed until next week, so this... 36 00:01:26,145 --> 00:01:28,778 is my freestyle rap apology. 37 00:01:28,939 --> 00:01:31,359 Well, I'm a peanut bar And I'm here to say 38 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,577 Your cheques will arrive On another day 39 00:01:33,735 --> 00:01:35,823 Another day, another dime Another dollar 40 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:38,123 Another stuffed shirt With another white collar 41 00:01:38,282 --> 00:01:40,084 Criminals, Wall Street Taking the pie 42 00:01:40,242 --> 00:01:42,579 And all the black man gets Is a plate of white lies 43 00:01:42,744 --> 00:01:44,915 Prisons recruiting them Police be shooting them 44 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,334 Rap artists looting them Labels all diluting them 45 00:01:47,499 --> 00:01:49,421 Barack Obama is scared of me 46 00:01:49,585 --> 00:01:52,265 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge And I spit it for free 47 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,508 Let me clear my throat 48 00:01:55,591 --> 00:01:58,225 I don't know what that was, I don't. 49 00:01:58,927 --> 00:02:01,229 I don't know what that was. 50 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:09,084 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 51 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:43,352 So nice to have the Edison kids under one roof again. 52 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:45,601 Remember when we used to cut carrots for Mom? 53 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,403 - Yes. - I need a soda. 54 00:02:47,559 --> 00:02:49,232 Oh, okay. 55 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:51,857 One, two, three. 56 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:54,656 Door's busted. 57 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:58,328 - Landlord's in jail and money's tight. - Yeah. 58 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:08,587 Oh, my God. 59 00:03:08,747 --> 00:03:11,677 - Anthony, thank you. - Yeah. 60 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,004 Hey, Abed, a quick word? 61 00:03:17,005 --> 00:03:19,224 What would you think about my brother moving in? 62 00:03:19,383 --> 00:03:21,933 - Do I just keep cutting carrots? - Yes, Anthony. 63 00:03:22,094 --> 00:03:25,356 - He has money. He's handy. - You're putting me on the spot. 64 00:03:25,514 --> 00:03:28,362 My concern would be he's a Viking, might only use our home... 65 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,522 as a temporary base before moving inland. 66 00:03:30,686 --> 00:03:34,280 A good guy. We can't afford to keep splitting the rent. Have a better idea? 67 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:35,993 - How about Rachel? - That a joke? 68 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:37,193 Is it cool if I poop? 69 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:41,037 No, Anthony. Just cut the carrots. You've been dating Rachel for a month. 70 00:03:41,196 --> 00:03:43,747 I don't think you heard his question. The answer is yes. 71 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:47,835 We have been dating for the equivalent of a year. 72 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,964 I've been hearing about that for two years. 73 00:03:50,122 --> 00:03:54,262 Can't microwave a relationship like a burrito. Ain't living with your girlfriend. 74 00:03:54,418 --> 00:03:58,298 Ain't living with your "keep cutting carrots or ask if he can poop" brother. 75 00:03:58,463 --> 00:04:00,967 Rachel's on her way. I'd like to practise my smile. 76 00:04:02,926 --> 00:04:05,228 I guess it was just air. 77 00:04:11,894 --> 00:04:14,029 Why are we organising a storage room? 78 00:04:14,188 --> 00:04:17,071 - How is this not a janitor's job? - Can I ask you something? 79 00:04:17,232 --> 00:04:19,534 Why the hell do you have all those muscles... 80 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,078 if you're gonna bitch about moving boxes? 81 00:04:22,237 --> 00:04:25,619 Is the air working in here? I'm sweating like a Catholic on Judgement Day. 82 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:29,662 - A little Protestant humour. Got more. - Oh, can't wait. 83 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:32,457 Nothing. 84 00:04:32,748 --> 00:04:35,845 Wait. There's something in there blocking the vent. 85 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:37,212 You gonna open it? 86 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:40,925 You realise nothing good has ever been found in a vent, right? It's a vent. 87 00:04:55,521 --> 00:04:58,569 "Intro to Chemistry." Third edition. 88 00:05:01,944 --> 00:05:04,447 Mint. Two hundred dollars retail... 89 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:07,876 - ... 160 on the street. - Why are there books in an air duct? 90 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,963 Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale. 91 00:05:11,119 --> 00:05:12,959 - Must be stolen. - Have to tell the dean. 92 00:05:13,121 --> 00:05:14,414 Hold on. 93 00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:18,638 Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat... 94 00:05:18,794 --> 00:05:20,051 about possibilities. 95 00:05:20,212 --> 00:05:23,391 - What kind? - All kinds. Anything is possible. 96 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:25,139 We might one day have hover cars. 97 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:29,476 Kale might be poisonous. And we might not have to get the dean involved here. 98 00:05:29,638 --> 00:05:31,726 - Jeffrey, these are stolen. - From who? 99 00:05:31,890 --> 00:05:33,611 By who? How long ago? 100 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,733 It's "from whom,"by whom." But he nailed the third question. 101 00:05:36,895 --> 00:05:40,443 Look, we are the committee that deals with Greendale's problems. 102 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:43,490 You see anything on our list about a pile of missing books... 103 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:45,491 worth more than the school they're in? 104 00:05:45,654 --> 00:05:48,917 One thing's for sure. If we hand these over, they'll really go missing. 105 00:05:49,074 --> 00:05:51,708 Think that money's gonna be used to cut our pay cheques... 106 00:05:51,869 --> 00:05:54,502 or to make another rapping peanut costume? 107 00:05:54,663 --> 00:05:57,167 - I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Wanna go to heaven? 108 00:05:57,332 --> 00:05:59,634 - Walk away, more for us. - I'm an accomplice now. 109 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,845 I'll only get into heaven by turning you in. 110 00:06:02,004 --> 00:06:04,851 But what about your restaurant? What about your kids? 111 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:09,187 Ms. Bennett, when God talks to you, what language does he use? 112 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:12,393 Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something... 113 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:14,857 he drops it on you like a ton of bricks. 114 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:25,951 All right. But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this clean and safe. 115 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:28,033 We're gonna move these to my restaurant... 116 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:30,284 sit on them until we know they're cold. 117 00:06:30,449 --> 00:06:33,546 Price them through a third party and unload them in a single score. 118 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:36,715 None of that nickel-and-dime crap. I don't wanna leave a trail. 119 00:06:36,872 --> 00:06:38,213 - Yeah, great. - Yeah, great. 120 00:06:38,373 --> 00:06:41,221 - Wonderful. - Okay. Let's count these babies up. 121 00:06:41,376 --> 00:06:42,468 Yeah, great. 122 00:06:42,961 --> 00:06:44,551 When we were kids... 123 00:06:44,713 --> 00:06:46,849 Anthony and I would play Time Machine. 124 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:50,056 We would go, "Oh, no. We're in barbarian times. 125 00:06:50,219 --> 00:06:52,722 Quick. Back to the time machine." 126 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:57,064 And then we would run back to the time machine. 127 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,067 It's true. 128 00:07:00,229 --> 00:07:03,028 That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are alike. 129 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,029 I can't accept that based on one story. 130 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:08,075 Rachel, did you tell Annie about your Waterpik? 131 00:07:08,737 --> 00:07:11,751 I suppose now is as good a time as any. 132 00:07:11,907 --> 00:07:13,248 I own a Waterpik. 133 00:07:13,408 --> 00:07:16,173 Annie has one too. You guys care for your teeth same amount. 134 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,048 Share a bathroom, it'd go smoothly. 135 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,420 - Anthony could fix our cabinets. - Rachel used to mop floors at Kmart. 136 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,217 This a real conversation or are we bugged by the feds? 137 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:25,588 Abed. 138 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:28,178 Sidebar. 139 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:33,431 What do you think happens after you die? 140 00:07:35,264 --> 00:07:37,269 - I don't know. - You're lucky. 141 00:07:39,434 --> 00:07:42,115 - Stop trying to sell me on Rachel. - Stop pitching Anthony. 142 00:07:42,271 --> 00:07:45,284 - You're like ice cream cake. Overkill. - We need a roommate. 143 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:46,568 - I vote Rachel. - Anthony. 144 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:48,869 - Flip a coin? - Coins create parallel timelines. 145 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:51,745 - Rock, Paper, Scissors? - That's a nine-sided coin. 146 00:07:52,781 --> 00:07:54,204 What about Pile of Bullets? 147 00:07:54,366 --> 00:07:55,956 You wanna decide on a roommate... 148 00:07:56,118 --> 00:07:59,795 with a 1993 Old West-themed VCR game? 149 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:03,802 Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in. You or Anthony win, I'll surrender... 150 00:08:03,959 --> 00:08:07,672 - ... count down days until he eats me. - All right, it's settled. 151 00:08:09,506 --> 00:08:12,270 - Is this working? - It's a handshake in progress. 152 00:08:12,885 --> 00:08:14,557 Who wants to play Pile of Bullets? 153 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:15,811 - Not me. - You have to. 154 00:08:15,971 --> 00:08:18,059 - We don't have to. - Not okay. We do have to. 155 00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:19,564 One day we'll tell you why. 156 00:08:19,725 --> 00:08:21,730 For now, let's simply retire to the TV area. 157 00:08:21,894 --> 00:08:24,480 For the highest stakes 1993 interactive VCR game... 158 00:08:24,646 --> 00:08:26,901 of your entire young adult lives. 159 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,164 Okay, let's see what you got. 160 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:43,417 Yeah. Okay. 161 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:45,172 I know somebody that knows people. 162 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:48,217 I can get you a price per book, find a buyer and make a deal. 163 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:50,265 - For half. - That's ridiculous. 164 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:52,178 I'm assuming more than half the risk. 165 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:53,931 - Half is fair. - Not really. 166 00:08:54,092 --> 00:08:56,643 Because they're ours, all 100 percent of them. 167 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,105 Giving you half is not fair, it's silly. 168 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:01,519 Okay, good luck. You wanna re-blindfold me? 169 00:09:01,683 --> 00:09:03,771 I know we're in E-9 in the east wing. 170 00:09:03,936 --> 00:09:06,486 I know that because it smells like weed. 171 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,200 Not my weed. 172 00:09:08,357 --> 00:09:11,156 Look, I'm willing to give her half. 173 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,786 - You can have half of Jeff's share. - Not what I meant. 174 00:09:13,946 --> 00:09:15,785 You're offering her half of the total. 175 00:09:15,948 --> 00:09:18,665 Either half of all of our money or half of your share. 176 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,831 Either way, you walk with about 16 percent. 177 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,122 - Not fair. - Damn right. 178 00:09:22,287 --> 00:09:24,542 Here's what is: 25 percent for each of us. 179 00:09:24,706 --> 00:09:26,047 Take it or leave it, Britta. 180 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:28,712 Legalize it 181 00:09:28,877 --> 00:09:30,384 Don't Chang... 182 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,595 Hey, guys. 183 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:37,887 Hey. 184 00:09:38,053 --> 00:09:41,232 Look, if something sketchy is happening, I don't care. 185 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,893 So I'm just gonna back out... 186 00:09:44,059 --> 00:09:46,360 - ... of the room now and... - He can't leave. 187 00:09:46,812 --> 00:09:47,856 No! No! 188 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:51,070 I didn't see anything. I did not see anything. 189 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:54,081 - Britta, find some rope. - I've got rope. 190 00:09:54,236 --> 00:09:56,739 "Each player starts with six bullet tokens... 191 00:09:56,905 --> 00:10:00,916 10 gold certificates, and a colour-coded posse token." 192 00:10:01,076 --> 00:10:02,417 There's two types of tokens? 193 00:10:02,578 --> 00:10:04,084 I'm sure we'll figure it out. 194 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:06,458 Howdy. 195 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:08,925 You look like a real group of gunslingers. 196 00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:13,011 Everyone in town's mighty scared what with all the gold and the outlaws. 197 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:16,933 - Only one of us can make it out alive. - Are we robbing the town? 198 00:10:17,092 --> 00:10:20,141 By now, you should have your bullets, your gold... 199 00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:22,605 and two Wild West tokens each. 200 00:10:22,764 --> 00:10:24,686 Hang on to those tokens no matter what. 201 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,689 - There's two kinds of tokens. - Two each? 202 00:10:26,852 --> 00:10:29,237 Now, when you hear the word "draw"... 203 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,864 or see a square with a colour or number matching... 204 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:35,785 one of you or your opponent's cards, the first one of you to say "bang"... 205 00:10:35,944 --> 00:10:39,955 wins the challenged player's token and the amount of their bid in gold. 206 00:10:40,115 --> 00:10:41,871 - What's going on? - Ready? 207 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,125 - Yes? - I'm not. 208 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,974 - We supposed to be bidding? - Draw! 209 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:57,384 - I bid. - Rattler. 210 00:10:57,549 --> 00:10:58,641 - Bang five. - Bang? 211 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:02,139 - Bang-bang five. - Not bad. 212 00:11:02,304 --> 00:11:05,317 Collect your tokens and let's get on to the next round. 213 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:07,811 - What you doing? - He said, "collect your tokens." 214 00:11:07,976 --> 00:11:11,156 - He can't see you. - Didn't Abed shoot whoever's five? 215 00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:12,820 Draw! 216 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:16,447 Odd-numbered players, give up two cards! Draw! 217 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,200 We have numbers? 218 00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:20,830 Okay. Okay, I don't think we're doing this right. 219 00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,959 Sure this is a game and not some art film? 220 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,837 - What do we do? - Rewind, start over. 221 00:11:24,993 --> 00:11:26,833 Okay, I'll allow it. 222 00:11:26,995 --> 00:11:29,415 No, it's okay. We gave it our best shot, no? 223 00:11:29,581 --> 00:11:31,836 I'm sorry, Rachel, is this your home? 224 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,341 Oh, God, no, I'm sorry. 225 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:35,673 - We're playing. - But it doesn't make any sense. 226 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:39,060 - Sounds like Anthony wants to forfeit. - He doesn't. Don't forfeit. 227 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,723 Rachel, we can do this. 228 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,854 - Just focus, okay? - Okay. 229 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:44,638 Okay. 230 00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,151 - Howdy. - Howdy. 231 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:52,198 I love textbooks. That's why I stole these. 232 00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:53,861 - All right, knock it off. - What? 233 00:11:54,022 --> 00:11:58,531 You gotta make it sound believable or you're not getting out of here. 234 00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:01,659 - I'm trying. - Try harder. Go. 235 00:12:04,199 --> 00:12:06,121 I love textbooks. 236 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,495 That's why I stole them. 237 00:12:09,246 --> 00:12:11,216 Look at this one. 238 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,551 Stolen textbooks are the best kind. 239 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:18,802 I stole all these books and put them in this room so I could come kiss them. 240 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,554 That's all, thank you. 241 00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:23,515 Please, I'm on parole. 242 00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:27,189 Exactly. So keep your mouth shut or we'll send this file to everybody. 243 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:32,318 - What do you mean "everybody"? - Everybody. 244 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,951 - I can't do this anymore. - What? 245 00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:40,329 I'm out. It's too far, it's too evil. 246 00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,408 Look, you guys can split the money. 247 00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:44,078 I'm just gonna leave quietly. 248 00:12:44,239 --> 00:12:45,663 Goodbye. 249 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:53,423 - What the hell? What the hell? - Yeah? 250 00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:55,421 I can't let you leave until we're done. 251 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:58,087 This is not what God wants you to be doing today. 252 00:12:58,253 --> 00:13:01,765 We had our chance to think about that. He dropped this like a ton of bricks. 253 00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,976 - Right, Hickey? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 254 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:06,270 Not to say that this isn't getting insane. 255 00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:10,433 Blackhat Bill sure ain't the forgiving type. 256 00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,402 - You! Green player! - Yes, partner? 257 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,611 - You can do better than that. - Yes, partner. 258 00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:18,282 - Pick a player that you wanna draw. - I choose Anthony. Draw a card. 259 00:13:20,609 --> 00:13:22,448 Keep this for when you're in quick draw. 260 00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:24,201 - Rachel, your turn. - What do I do? 261 00:13:24,363 --> 00:13:25,454 You roll. Here. 262 00:13:25,614 --> 00:13:27,833 - There. My turn. - Stop. Snake bite. Lose a turn. 263 00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,035 Anti-venom. 264 00:13:29,201 --> 00:13:30,708 - I'll take two. - Draw! 265 00:13:30,869 --> 00:13:32,459 - I bid five bullets. Eleven. - Six. 266 00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:33,795 Pass. Reverse. 267 00:13:33,956 --> 00:13:34,999 Hold it! 268 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,253 Did you remember to say "yee-haw"? 269 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,921 Anyone that didn't loses a turn. 270 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,807 Collect your coins. 271 00:13:41,964 --> 00:13:44,811 I'll trade you two snakes for a bullet. Just say yes. 272 00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:47,387 - I don't wanna die. - Stop her, Rachel, stop her. 273 00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:48,976 No. Bid five. 274 00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:51,190 - Tornado! - Tornado! 275 00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:52,392 Nine, tornado. 276 00:13:52,558 --> 00:13:53,732 - Pass. Seven. - Reverse. 277 00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:54,936 - Two tornado. - Pass. 278 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,655 - Double. - Draw! 279 00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,819 - Come on. You son of a bitch. - Come on. 280 00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:03,990 - Come on, come on. - Come on, come on. 281 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:05,327 Come on. 282 00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:09,995 If one of you rolled your bullet number... 283 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,630 you're the winner. 284 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:15,546 Fast-forward to the red screen to get your gold. 285 00:14:16,165 --> 00:14:19,130 Well, more food for the buzzards. 286 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,634 Looks like modern times... 287 00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,474 have come after all. 288 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:25,675 See you in the city. 289 00:14:26,008 --> 00:14:27,265 I wanna go home. 290 00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:28,979 - Me too. - We have to play again. 291 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,853 Abed, I think you're having one of your special times. 292 00:14:32,014 --> 00:14:34,517 - I'm gonna give you space. - Want you to move in here. 293 00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:37,364 But that's not resolved. Anthony might move in, so... 294 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:41,113 - We want one of you to live with us. - Settling it with Pile of Bullets. 295 00:14:41,356 --> 00:14:43,159 That is not an explanation... 296 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,701 that should make anybody want to live here. 297 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,502 I don't like this side of you... 298 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,375 and I do not like that side of VCR technology. 299 00:14:53,535 --> 00:14:55,706 I am glad that it's a dead medium. 300 00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:57,876 That was very uncomfortable. 301 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,175 I don't really know how girlfriends work... 302 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:08,103 but I don't think you have one anymore. 303 00:15:15,641 --> 00:15:18,690 Okay, cool. See you there. I'm meeting my guy in an hour. 304 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:21,570 He wants to see a sample, set a price then do the exchange. 305 00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:24,745 Oh, brother. Britta doesn't know how much she's getting... 306 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:28,743 from this guy none of us will ever see again. She knows one thing for sure. 307 00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:31,585 She'll be right back with it so you can divvy it up... 308 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,876 even stephen. 309 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,418 Man, that's rich. What's supposed to stop her from robbing you guys blind? 310 00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:43,512 - What are you gonna do, call the cops? - I'll go with her. 311 00:15:43,669 --> 00:15:46,682 - Oh, yeah. Good plan. - Leave Hickey, two of you do the deal. 312 00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:49,769 Yeah, what the hell? When did I volunteer for Guantanamo duty... 313 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:51,930 while you two traipse off... 314 00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:54,313 to the Cuban equivalent of Las Vegas? 315 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,764 Havana, right? 316 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:58,066 Don't listen to Jeff. He's trying to divide us. 317 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,606 Says the woman who's willing to take care of the cash by herself. 318 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,360 As if you're Mr. Trustworthy. 319 00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:05,693 Why do you have so much access to rope? 320 00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:08,788 You're the one who left the door unlocked so Chang could get in. 321 00:16:08,944 --> 00:16:12,076 - You didn't do that on purpose? - Guys. Guys. 322 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,956 Calm down. I'm sure we can work this out. 323 00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:18,463 We just need to stay cool and talk it through. 324 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,123 I'm sorry. 325 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:23,302 That didn't work out the way I planned. 326 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,259 I'm sorry. But you didn't leave me any choice. 327 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,634 You were acting poorly, I didn't know if I could trust you anymore. 328 00:16:29,798 --> 00:16:31,768 You dragged me into this. 329 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,847 I didn't want this. 330 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,652 - You're packing? - Yeah. 331 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:43,566 - You're leaving? - Yeah. 332 00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:45,070 Because of last night? 333 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,816 Yeah. I just think there's some unresolved issues here. 334 00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:49,950 You're right. 335 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,207 I'm still really hurt by Mom turning her back on me... 336 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:55,166 when I went to rehab. 337 00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:58,171 And I guess part of me was mad at you... 338 00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,668 for siding with her... 339 00:16:59,828 --> 00:17:03,838 so I thought you moving in here was some kind of moral victory. 340 00:17:03,999 --> 00:17:08,175 What? No. Unresolved issues involving the black guy in all these photographs. 341 00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:10,342 - Troy? - Hey, I don't know his name, man. 342 00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:13,091 I just know he's clearly left some kind of vacuum. 343 00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,686 And screw you. What did I have to do with Mom? 344 00:17:15,844 --> 00:17:17,684 I was 13. 345 00:17:23,936 --> 00:17:27,150 - Hey. - Hi. I'm here to do my third-act apology. 346 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,200 - I don't think... - Wait. Don't reject it... 347 00:17:29,358 --> 00:17:31,279 until the whole thing's been served up. 348 00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,370 Open your locker please. 349 00:17:43,038 --> 00:17:44,212 Hey. 350 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:46,212 - Hey. - I wanna tell you something. 351 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,418 This is adorable. 352 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:50,265 Just because it's adorable doesn't mean it's not important. 353 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:53,635 Listen. I've been accelerating our relationship. 354 00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:56,349 I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests. 355 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,396 Because I thought if Annie was around... 356 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:02,017 - ... I'd have less chance of screwing up. - You're not screwing things up. 357 00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:04,320 That's good to know. 358 00:18:04,476 --> 00:18:07,573 The problem with me will always be that I can never know for sure. 359 00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:11,526 Not a huge amount of people in my life that haven't eventually kicked me out... 360 00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:15,868 and I don't always see it coming. I don't want it to happen with you. 361 00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:18,409 Don't manipulate me, don't keep secrets from me... 362 00:18:18,574 --> 00:18:20,910 and we'll probably be okay. 363 00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:23,000 Cool. 364 00:18:23,871 --> 00:18:25,045 It stopped raining. 365 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,719 Yeah, it sure did. 366 00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:33,929 You hired a stunt person. 367 00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:35,726 No, I did not. 368 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:39,601 Where'd you get these? 369 00:18:39,761 --> 00:18:41,932 They were an inheritance from my father. 370 00:18:42,431 --> 00:18:44,270 He was a collector. 371 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,022 - How many? - A hundred and twenty. 372 00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,939 - Well, for the whole bunch, maybe 20. - Thousand? 373 00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:51,232 - Dollars. - $20,000? 374 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,534 Twenty non-thousand dollars. Regular dollars. 375 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:58,616 Might get that from a recycling place. These are misprints. Check page 105. 376 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,916 Well, I can't because there's no page numbers. 377 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,004 Well, that would be a problem. 378 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,043 You know, "Class, turn to page..." "There is no page." 379 00:19:06,205 --> 00:19:09,384 "Oh, well, if there's no page number, you can't turn to it, so..." 380 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:12,045 I have better things to do with my life. 381 00:19:27,142 --> 00:19:28,815 Though we haven't been saying it... 382 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:32,323 Troy was an important part of our apartment. He kept the peace. 383 00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:34,071 Yeah. 384 00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,653 Going a little crazy without him. 385 00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:39,322 Maybe we need to live with a therapist. 386 00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:41,458 Or at least someone crazier than us. 387 00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:52,762 - Let's give Craigslist another try. - Craigslist is the way to go. 388 00:19:53,168 --> 00:19:55,672 You guys all wearing the same clothes from yesterday? 389 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:58,341 - We've been through some stuff. - We learned something. 390 00:19:58,507 --> 00:19:59,681 No, we didn't. 391 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:02,012 We learned that sometimes there's no lesson. 392 00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:04,478 - How's that learning? - We played Pile of Bullets. 393 00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:07,058 - Get this meeting over with? - How'd the cleanup go? 394 00:20:07,224 --> 00:20:09,146 Don't step, don't step to me 395 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,192 I like coffee and water Don't step to me 396 00:20:12,354 --> 00:20:13,742 Damn it, I lost it. 397 00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,534 I lost it! 398 00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:21,703 Okay. I will get back to you. Thanks. 399 00:20:21,864 --> 00:20:23,370 - Who was that? - They want me... 400 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:26,711 for that Wild West videotape board game thing. 401 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:30,128 - Pile of Bullets? - Yeah. 402 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:35,711 Devon, you pick up that phone now and tell them you want this part. 403 00:20:36,128 --> 00:20:40,138 These VCR games is where everything is headed. 404 00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:45,103 Can't you see that? You just became the Luke Skywalker... 405 00:20:45,262 --> 00:20:46,685 of the new Star Wars. 406 00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:48,401 - We've gotta move. - We do? 407 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:52,151 Oh, yes, indeedy. We have got to move to Los Angeles. 408 00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:53,864 But I work here. 409 00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:56,820 Oh, please. You call Apple Computers work? 410 00:20:56,982 --> 00:20:59,319 What kind of company offers "stock options"... 411 00:20:59,485 --> 00:21:01,240 as a Christmas bonus? 412 00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:02,874 That ship is sinking. 413 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:08,086 Sweetie, remember when we were talking about trying cocaine? 414 00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:09,417 Yeah. 415 00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:12,841 I think we should start looking for some right now. 416 00:21:12,998 --> 00:21:15,762 Because we're gonna be able to afford it. 417 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:18,172 Okay. I mean, if you're sure. 418 00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:21,599 I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life. 419 00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:23,844 Pile of Bullets. 420 00:21:24,176 --> 00:21:25,220 Pile of Bullets. 421 00:21:26,637 --> 00:21:27,680 Oh, yes. 422 00:21:28,315 --> 00:21:38,315 Do you want subtitles for any video?