1 00:00:02,976 --> 00:00:04,770 This is Russell Borchert, 2 00:00:04,812 --> 00:00:05,895 computer genius, 3 00:00:05,937 --> 00:00:07,939 anti-deodorant activist, 4 00:00:05,937 --> 00:00:07,939 and millionaire. 5 00:00:07,981 --> 00:00:11,276 He was rich 6 00:00:07,981 --> 00:00:11,276 for having invented 7 00:00:07,981 --> 00:00:11,276 the 9-track cassette, 8 00:00:11,318 --> 00:00:15,197 which the 8-track industry 9 00:00:11,318 --> 00:00:15,197 paid to keep quiet. 10 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:17,949 He funneled that wealth 11 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:17,949 into a computer school 12 00:00:15,239 --> 00:00:17,949 called Greendale, 13 00:00:17,991 --> 00:00:20,661 where he obsessively 14 00:00:17,991 --> 00:00:20,661 pursued a new project, 15 00:00:20,703 --> 00:00:24,665 a machine that can 16 00:00:20,703 --> 00:00:24,665 process feelings. 17 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:27,918 He apparently used 18 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:27,918 nothing but gold 19 00:00:24,707 --> 00:00:27,918 to assemble his circuitry, 20 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:30,962 believing it to be 21 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:30,962 a better conductor 22 00:00:27,959 --> 00:00:30,962 of human emotion. 23 00:00:31,004 --> 00:00:33,883 It was a weird time. 24 00:00:31,004 --> 00:00:33,883 The Bionic Woman 25 00:00:31,004 --> 00:00:33,883 won an Emmy. 26 00:00:33,924 --> 00:00:37,010 Rumors spread 27 00:00:33,924 --> 00:00:37,010 about his relationship 28 00:00:33,924 --> 00:00:37,010 with computers, 29 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:39,179 and one day, 30 00:00:37,052 --> 00:00:39,179 he disappeared, 31 00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:42,182 hence the legend 32 00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:42,182 that he died of 33 00:00:39,221 --> 00:00:42,182 the first computer virus. 34 00:00:42,224 --> 00:00:44,560 The city bought the campus, 35 00:00:42,224 --> 00:00:44,560 and life went on. 36 00:00:44,602 --> 00:00:48,021 His body was never found, 37 00:00:44,602 --> 00:00:48,021 nor was his immense wealth. 38 00:00:48,063 --> 00:00:49,899 Some people said 39 00:00:48,063 --> 00:00:49,899 he hid his money 40 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:52,484 using a portal 41 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:52,484 to another dimension. 42 00:00:52,526 --> 00:00:54,111 Those people were on LSD. 43 00:00:54,152 --> 00:00:57,782 Everyone else said 44 00:00:54,152 --> 00:00:57,782 he had a secret vault 45 00:00:54,152 --> 00:00:57,782 in his office. 46 00:00:57,823 --> 00:00:59,366 Well, where's his office? 47 00:00:59,408 --> 00:01:01,159 Good question. 48 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:04,996 We found this confession 49 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:04,996 written by Greendale's 50 00:01:01,201 --> 00:01:04,996 first dean. 51 00:01:05,038 --> 00:01:08,041 "To protect 52 00:01:05,038 --> 00:01:08,041 the student health and 53 00:01:05,038 --> 00:01:08,041 the school's reputation, 54 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:11,002 "I have sealed off 55 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:11,002 the computer department 56 00:01:11,044 --> 00:01:13,297 "and removed the stairwell 57 00:01:11,044 --> 00:01:13,297 to that entire section." 58 00:01:13,338 --> 00:01:15,090 A section that remains 59 00:01:13,338 --> 00:01:15,090 on this campus somewhere, 60 00:01:15,132 --> 00:01:16,383 its secrets untouched, 61 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:18,176 including quite possibly 62 00:01:16,425 --> 00:01:18,176 Borchert's millions. 63 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:19,929 If we found it, 64 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:22,097 we could buy it 65 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:22,097 from the city 66 00:01:19,970 --> 00:01:22,097 before Subway. 67 00:01:22,139 --> 00:01:24,266 Then I could really go nuts 68 00:01:22,139 --> 00:01:24,266 with this place. 69 00:01:24,308 --> 00:01:26,602 This is the kind 70 00:01:24,308 --> 00:01:26,602 of adventure I usually 71 00:01:24,308 --> 00:01:26,602 have to force upon us, 72 00:01:26,644 --> 00:01:28,228 and here it is, 73 00:01:26,644 --> 00:01:28,228 falling into our laps. 74 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,439 We're like The Goonies, 75 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,439 except our story 76 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,439 tracks logically 77 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,900 and has a chance 78 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,900 of holding up to objective 79 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,900 critical scrutiny. 80 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,820 Can you 81 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,820 please stop that? 82 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,820 Sorry. 83 00:01:35,861 --> 00:01:37,947 Here are your blueprints. 84 00:01:35,861 --> 00:01:37,947 Sorry it took so long. 85 00:01:37,987 --> 00:01:40,282 You can't fight city hall. 86 00:01:40,324 --> 00:01:43,160 Uh, apparently you can. 87 00:01:40,324 --> 00:01:43,160 That's why it took so long. 88 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:44,954 Well, I'll be damned. 89 00:01:43,201 --> 00:01:44,954 Would you look at that? 90 00:01:45,036 --> 00:01:46,371 It's so clear now. 91 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,540 The entire school 92 00:01:46,413 --> 00:01:48,540 is shaped like a penis. 93 00:01:48,582 --> 00:01:50,501 No, that. 94 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,795 It says right here 95 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,795 that this stairway 96 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:52,795 leads to sublevel three. 97 00:01:52,837 --> 00:01:54,588 Is that where 98 00:01:52,837 --> 00:01:54,588 the teachers' lounge is? 99 00:01:56,047 --> 00:01:57,257 What the hell 100 00:01:56,047 --> 00:01:57,257 does your penis 101 00:01:56,047 --> 00:01:57,257 look like? 102 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:58,717 Obviously a cluster 103 00:01:57,299 --> 00:01:58,717 of buildings, 104 00:01:58,759 --> 00:02:01,178 so let's all 105 00:01:58,759 --> 00:02:01,178 have a big laugh 106 00:01:58,759 --> 00:02:01,178 at the freak. 107 00:02:01,219 --> 00:02:04,515 Tie me to dream 108 00:02:04,556 --> 00:02:07,852 to run out of steam 109 00:02:07,893 --> 00:02:11,271 it can be here 110 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:15,192 tied up, dead in a year 111 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:20,364 I should stay 112 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:30,541 The missing stairwell 113 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:30,541 would be in this area. 114 00:02:28,580 --> 00:02:30,541 Keep your eyes peeled. 115 00:02:30,582 --> 00:02:31,876 I don't know why, 116 00:02:30,582 --> 00:02:31,876 but serial killers 117 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,002 and people 118 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:33,002 that hide treasure 119 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:34,378 always leave 120 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:34,378 weird little clues. 121 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:35,671 Check it out. 122 00:02:35,713 --> 00:02:36,964 Look at the bottle 123 00:02:35,713 --> 00:02:36,964 held by the school's 124 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:38,549 first and least 125 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:38,549 acceptable mascot, 126 00:02:38,590 --> 00:02:40,551 Big Chief Drunky. 127 00:02:40,592 --> 00:02:42,636 X marks the spot, baby. 128 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:45,222 Maybe you 129 00:02:43,971 --> 00:02:45,222 shouldn't be... 130 00:02:45,263 --> 00:02:46,390 Okay. 131 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:49,852 Shirley, will you 132 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:49,852 lock the door? 133 00:02:49,894 --> 00:02:50,978 Okay. 134 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:02,865 There you go. 135 00:03:04,324 --> 00:03:06,201 It's just a bunch of wires. 136 00:03:06,243 --> 00:03:08,787 Exactly what they want us 137 00:03:06,243 --> 00:03:08,787 to think. 138 00:03:09,955 --> 00:03:11,707 Oh, my God. 139 00:03:11,749 --> 00:03:14,919 Wait, wait, wait. 140 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,754 The sparks 141 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,754 may be spelling out 142 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,754 the next clue. 143 00:03:27,056 --> 00:03:28,181 Is Duncan okay? 144 00:03:28,223 --> 00:03:29,808 He'll live, 145 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:32,519 but his food's gonna 146 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:32,519 taste like burnt aluminum 147 00:03:29,850 --> 00:03:32,519 for a while. 148 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:34,145 It's pronounced 149 00:03:32,561 --> 00:03:34,145 al-u-minium. 150 00:03:34,187 --> 00:03:35,230 See, he's fine. 151 00:03:35,272 --> 00:03:37,649 Okay, guys, stop it now. 152 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:39,777 Nobody wants to admit 153 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:39,777 it's over, 154 00:03:39,818 --> 00:03:41,361 but come on. 155 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:43,781 Oh, look, 156 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:43,781 it's Jeff Winger, 157 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:43,781 fun police, 158 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:45,198 here to pull over 159 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:45,198 our smiles 160 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,701 'cause our mouths 161 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,701 have tinted windows. 162 00:03:47,743 --> 00:03:49,160 Britta and I 163 00:03:47,743 --> 00:03:49,160 are getting married. 164 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:50,662 What? 165 00:03:49,202 --> 00:03:50,662 Married? 166 00:03:50,704 --> 00:03:52,831 Well, you're gonna need 167 00:03:50,704 --> 00:03:52,831 way more doves than this. 168 00:03:52,873 --> 00:03:54,207 What does this look like, 169 00:03:54,249 --> 00:03:56,167 an hour-long episode 170 00:03:54,249 --> 00:03:56,167 of The Office? 171 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:59,088 There's pick-axing 172 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:59,088 and electric zapping. 173 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:00,589 Don't even 174 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:00,589 acknowledge it. 175 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,340 We are not 176 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:02,340 acknowledging this. 177 00:04:02,382 --> 00:04:04,635 You guys 178 00:04:02,382 --> 00:04:04,635 are ridiculous together. 179 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:06,678 We're ridiculous? 180 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:06,678 What do you call this? 181 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:07,930 Secret trapdoor! 182 00:04:07,972 --> 00:04:09,098 Booyah. 183 00:04:15,604 --> 00:04:16,647 Who's got rope? 184 00:04:16,688 --> 00:04:18,857 I'm offended 185 00:04:16,688 --> 00:04:18,857 by that question. 186 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:24,696 This is Richie and Carl 187 00:04:22,945 --> 00:04:24,696 from the school board. 188 00:04:24,738 --> 00:04:26,281 That's right. 189 00:04:24,738 --> 00:04:26,281 We got names. 190 00:04:26,323 --> 00:04:27,616 Open this door now. 191 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,200 Wait, I know 192 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,200 where the keys are. 193 00:04:29,242 --> 00:04:30,535 You hear that? 194 00:04:30,577 --> 00:04:32,496 When we get there, 195 00:04:30,577 --> 00:04:32,496 you're gonna be 196 00:04:30,577 --> 00:04:32,496 in big trouble. 197 00:04:33,998 --> 00:04:35,749 Here they are. 198 00:04:33,998 --> 00:04:35,749 Here they are. 199 00:04:36,416 --> 00:04:37,542 Which one is it? 200 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:39,169 Well, it's never 201 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:39,169 the first one, 202 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,838 so we can cancel 203 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,838 this one out. 204 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:42,089 Come on. 205 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:44,008 I guess now 206 00:04:42,131 --> 00:04:44,008 this is the first one, 207 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:45,801 so it should be 208 00:04:44,049 --> 00:04:45,801 the next one. 209 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:47,678 Oh, damn. 210 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:47,678 You know what? 211 00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:49,346 I got it. 212 00:04:47,719 --> 00:04:49,346 Get out of the way. 213 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:51,682 Richie, be careful. 214 00:04:49,387 --> 00:04:51,682 Don't worry. 215 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,517 I've been drinking. 216 00:04:56,145 --> 00:04:59,106 Oh, hello. 217 00:04:56,145 --> 00:04:59,106 Would you like some tea? 218 00:04:59,148 --> 00:05:00,273 The tea is swell. 219 00:05:08,073 --> 00:05:09,700 Do you think they... 220 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,119 I think... 221 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:13,662 Oh, come on, shh. 222 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,623 You know 223 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,623 it's just as loud as... 224 00:05:21,003 --> 00:05:22,337 Everybody, shut up! 225 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:29,302 Guys, I think 226 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:29,302 this is the lost section 227 00:05:26,008 --> 00:05:29,302 of Greendale. 228 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:31,180 Nobody's been in here 229 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:31,180 since the '70s. 230 00:05:31,221 --> 00:05:32,430 How do you know? 231 00:05:32,472 --> 00:05:33,974 Because the 232 00:05:32,472 --> 00:05:33,974 debate team topic is, 233 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:35,976 "Who's hotter, Elliot Gould 234 00:05:34,016 --> 00:05:35,976 or Donald Sutherland?" 235 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:37,811 Donald Sutherland. 236 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:45,318 Scary. 237 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:45,318 Oh, relax. 238 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,196 If it's anything 239 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,196 like a regular dungeon, 240 00:05:47,236 --> 00:05:49,280 it's only as dangerous 241 00:05:47,236 --> 00:05:49,280 as whoever invited you. 242 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:51,616 Abed, if there's 243 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:51,616 killer robots down here, 244 00:05:51,658 --> 00:05:53,410 you'll tell them 245 00:05:51,658 --> 00:05:53,410 we're on your side, right? 246 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:56,287 Yes, but we won't know them 247 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:56,287 from ordinary robots 248 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:56,287 until they kill us. 249 00:05:56,329 --> 00:05:58,999 So what do 250 00:05:56,329 --> 00:05:58,999 we do now? 251 00:05:56,329 --> 00:05:58,999 Split up. 252 00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:00,375 Leave no '70s reference 253 00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:00,375 unturned. 254 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,377 This decade's a little out 255 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:02,377 of my wheelhouse. 256 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:05,380 Pet rock... 257 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:05,380 Leave no pet rock unturned. 258 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:06,464 Here, let me lead, 259 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:06,464 my light's better. 260 00:06:06,506 --> 00:06:07,925 Your light's better? 261 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:09,676 You're that insecure 262 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:09,676 that your light 263 00:06:07,966 --> 00:06:09,676 has to be better? 264 00:06:09,718 --> 00:06:11,762 Shut up. 265 00:06:09,718 --> 00:06:11,762 You shut up. 266 00:06:11,803 --> 00:06:13,138 Anything in there? 267 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:16,641 Just spider webs 268 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:16,641 and beanbag chairs. 269 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:18,060 Oh, don't cry. 270 00:06:18,102 --> 00:06:19,519 The importance 271 00:06:18,102 --> 00:06:19,519 of lumbar support hadn't... 272 00:06:19,561 --> 00:06:20,771 It's not that. 273 00:06:20,812 --> 00:06:22,355 It's just even if 274 00:06:20,812 --> 00:06:22,355 we do save Greendale, 275 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:24,733 which Greendale 276 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:24,733 will we be saving? 277 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:27,360 First Pierce dies, 278 00:06:24,775 --> 00:06:27,360 then Troy leaves. 279 00:06:27,402 --> 00:06:28,904 Now people are... 280 00:06:28,946 --> 00:06:30,321 Getting married? 281 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:32,699 Annie, look, 282 00:06:30,363 --> 00:06:32,699 I don't know people, 283 00:06:32,741 --> 00:06:34,701 but I know TV. 284 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:36,536 When characters feel 285 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:36,536 like the show they're on 286 00:06:34,743 --> 00:06:36,536 is ending, 287 00:06:36,578 --> 00:06:38,413 their instinct is to spin off 288 00:06:36,578 --> 00:06:38,413 into something safer, 289 00:06:38,455 --> 00:06:39,456 in Jeff and Britta's case, 290 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:41,041 something that would last 291 00:06:39,497 --> 00:06:41,041 six episodes 292 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,085 and have a lot of bickering 293 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,085 about tweezers and gluten, 294 00:06:43,127 --> 00:06:45,087 starring them 295 00:06:43,127 --> 00:06:45,087 and an equally 296 00:06:43,127 --> 00:06:45,087 waspy brunette couple 297 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:46,922 with a title like 298 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:46,922 Better With My Worse Half 299 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:48,423 or Awfully Wedded 300 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:48,423 or Tying The Not, 301 00:06:48,465 --> 00:06:49,633 but "knot" is spelt 302 00:06:48,465 --> 00:06:49,633 without a k, 303 00:06:49,674 --> 00:06:51,009 or #Couple People Problems... 304 00:06:49,674 --> 00:06:51,009 Abed. 305 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:52,886 And every episode, 306 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:52,886 you get... 307 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:52,886 Abed. 308 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:54,221 Abed, stop developing. 309 00:06:54,263 --> 00:06:56,265 Sorry. 310 00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:59,977 The point is, 311 00:06:56,305 --> 00:06:59,977 this show, Annie, 312 00:07:00,018 --> 00:07:02,187 it isn't just their show. 313 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:05,356 This is our show, 314 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:05,356 and it's not over. 315 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,691 And the sooner 316 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:06,691 we find that treasure, 317 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:08,693 the faster 318 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:08,693 the Jeff-Britta pilot 319 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:08,693 falls apart. 320 00:07:08,735 --> 00:07:10,654 Got it. 321 00:07:10,695 --> 00:07:11,863 Thank you, Abed. 322 00:07:11,905 --> 00:07:13,907 You're welcome. 323 00:07:15,242 --> 00:07:17,286 I have a girlfriend. 324 00:07:15,242 --> 00:07:17,286 What? 325 00:07:17,327 --> 00:07:18,662 You were about to start 326 00:07:17,327 --> 00:07:18,662 a kiss lean. 327 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:20,330 I was not. 328 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:20,330 Fine. 329 00:07:20,371 --> 00:07:21,623 Let's go find treasure. 330 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,795 Did you 331 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,795 find anything? 332 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,795 No. 333 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,131 We've searched 334 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,131 every crevice 335 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,131 of this place, 336 00:07:29,173 --> 00:07:30,381 and the only treasures 337 00:07:29,173 --> 00:07:30,381 we've found 338 00:07:30,423 --> 00:07:32,217 are this CB radio, 339 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:34,136 these basketball cards 340 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:34,136 with white people on them, 341 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:37,722 and this 342 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:37,722 little rocket launcher 343 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:37,722 from some action figure. 344 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:42,435 Seems like an odd place 345 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:42,435 for a dead end, though. 346 00:07:42,477 --> 00:07:43,728 Could be a secret door. 347 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:46,231 Maybe the jukebox 348 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:46,231 is the key to it. 349 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:48,358 Just remember, 350 00:07:46,273 --> 00:07:48,358 it's okay if we fail. 351 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,443 Right, Jeff? 352 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,443 That's right. 353 00:07:52,196 --> 00:07:53,989 Ugh, try every button. 354 00:07:54,031 --> 00:07:55,824 Just try every 355 00:07:54,031 --> 00:07:55,824 single button ever. 356 00:07:58,910 --> 00:07:59,870 Are you all right? 357 00:07:59,911 --> 00:08:00,954 No! 358 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:02,413 I was dying! 359 00:08:03,623 --> 00:08:04,875 Try track 127. 360 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,376 Right. 361 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:09,254 Because 127 in binary code 362 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:09,254 would be a palindrome. 363 00:08:09,296 --> 00:08:11,589 Because the song title 364 00:08:09,296 --> 00:08:11,589 is Open The Door 365 00:08:09,296 --> 00:08:11,589 by The Secret Doors. 366 00:08:17,054 --> 00:08:18,805 yeah, sweet mama 367 00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:23,352 that opens the door 368 00:08:23,393 --> 00:08:25,687 for when you open the door 369 00:08:25,729 --> 00:08:28,148 to the duration 370 00:08:34,487 --> 00:08:37,407 Borchert's secret lab. 371 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:40,118 That's the machine 372 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:40,118 Borchert was working on 373 00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:40,118 in the film. 374 00:08:44,581 --> 00:08:46,291 Borchert's gold. 375 00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:49,920 We need 376 00:08:48,252 --> 00:08:49,920 to get this upstairs. 377 00:08:49,961 --> 00:08:51,129 Save Greendale. 378 00:08:56,509 --> 00:08:57,510 It's okay. It's okay. 379 00:08:56,509 --> 00:08:57,510 It's okay. 380 00:09:00,555 --> 00:09:02,057 You're Russell Borchert, 381 00:09:00,555 --> 00:09:02,057 aren't you? 382 00:09:03,392 --> 00:09:05,435 Hey, I'm gonna peel off 383 00:09:03,392 --> 00:09:05,435 some Band-Aids here. 384 00:09:06,395 --> 00:09:08,605 Dennis Hopper is dead, 385 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:11,066 TV shows give no time 386 00:09:08,646 --> 00:09:11,066 for theme songs anymore, 387 00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:13,944 and Woody Allen 388 00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:13,944 did the voice 389 00:09:11,108 --> 00:09:13,944 of a cartoon ant. 390 00:09:20,284 --> 00:09:21,659 Jeff! 391 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:24,913 Sorry, I lose track 392 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:24,913 of how big I'm getting. 393 00:09:25,747 --> 00:09:26,873 I don't. 394 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:30,335 You vandalized 395 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:30,335 private property. 396 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:32,170 You nearly 397 00:09:30,377 --> 00:09:32,170 destroy the school. 398 00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:34,214 When it's finally about 399 00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:34,214 to make a profit? 400 00:09:34,256 --> 00:09:35,715 You guys are the worst, 401 00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:38,593 with your stupid paintballs 402 00:09:35,757 --> 00:09:38,593 and your freeze tags. 403 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,888 Hot lava. 404 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,888 That was hot lava? 405 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:41,888 Dumb. 406 00:09:43,432 --> 00:09:45,475 Tell us 407 00:09:43,432 --> 00:09:45,475 where the others went. 408 00:09:47,602 --> 00:09:50,230 Guys, guys. 409 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:52,732 What do you 410 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:52,732 want to do? 411 00:09:50,272 --> 00:09:52,732 What should we do? 412 00:09:52,774 --> 00:09:54,318 Well, what can we do? 413 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:57,904 Okay. 414 00:09:57,946 --> 00:10:00,573 I'm gonna need you guys 415 00:09:57,946 --> 00:10:00,573 to stay back, 416 00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:03,493 and never tell anyone 417 00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:03,493 about what you 418 00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:03,493 saw here today. 419 00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:19,550 Richie. Richie. 420 00:10:19,592 --> 00:10:22,095 You're special, Richie. 421 00:10:19,592 --> 00:10:22,095 Your mind is special. 422 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:24,348 You know it 423 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:24,348 works differently 424 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:24,348 from other kids' minds. 425 00:10:35,192 --> 00:10:36,485 Thank you. 426 00:10:37,194 --> 00:10:38,528 I know where they went. 427 00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,405 They climbed out a window 428 00:10:38,569 --> 00:10:40,405 to the roof, 429 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:41,865 hopped on a hang glider, 430 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:44,034 and flew it across town 431 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:44,034 to that Greek restaurant, 432 00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:45,285 Papa Cristo's? 433 00:10:46,536 --> 00:10:47,912 I robbed your brain. 434 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:49,414 I robbed it. 435 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,416 Hey, guys, 436 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,416 we found a hatch 437 00:10:49,456 --> 00:10:51,416 in the floor 438 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,667 underneath 439 00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:52,667 the vending machine. 440 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,169 I think 441 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:54,169 they went down inside it. 442 00:10:54,211 --> 00:10:55,545 Was there a hang glider? 443 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:59,257 Uh, you're gonna 444 00:10:57,422 --> 00:10:59,257 find out... 445 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:00,425 You're gonna find 446 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:00,425 a hang glider 447 00:10:59,299 --> 00:11:00,425 down there. 448 00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:01,843 That much I know. 449 00:11:01,885 --> 00:11:04,388 So anyway, 450 00:11:01,885 --> 00:11:04,388 I sealed myself up 451 00:11:01,885 --> 00:11:04,388 down here 452 00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:07,265 with 50 years of food, 453 00:11:04,429 --> 00:11:07,265 50 years of toilet paper, 454 00:11:07,307 --> 00:11:08,808 and 50 years of cocaine, 455 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,520 which I somehow ran out of 456 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,520 after about 10 years. 457 00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:13,730 Wow, the '80s happened 458 00:11:11,561 --> 00:11:13,730 down here too. 459 00:11:13,771 --> 00:11:14,772 Yeah. 460 00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:16,149 Hey, what are you doing 461 00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:16,149 with Raquel? 462 00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:19,861 Russell, we're on 463 00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:19,861 a bit of a deadline, 464 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,821 and to put it bluntly, 465 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,821 we need your gold. 466 00:11:21,863 --> 00:11:23,448 Raquel! 467 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,158 Uh, guys, 468 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:25,158 little help... 469 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,743 She just needs 470 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,743 a little more time. 471 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,662 Sir, Raquel has taken 472 00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,662 the best years of your life 473 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:31,289 and a dozen 474 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:31,289 of your not-so-good. 475 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:33,250 If she hasn't given 476 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:33,250 anything back, 477 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,126 it might be time 478 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,126 to move on. 479 00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:37,546 Stop. 480 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:39,672 You guys... 481 00:11:39,714 --> 00:11:40,715 What are we doing? 482 00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:42,717 Saving Greendale. 483 00:11:40,757 --> 00:11:42,717 From what? 484 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:44,094 We were driven 485 00:11:42,759 --> 00:11:44,094 down here 486 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:46,763 by sellouts 487 00:11:44,135 --> 00:11:46,763 with crappy values. 488 00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:49,015 Since when do 489 00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:49,015 human beings decide 490 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:51,560 which dreams 491 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:51,560 are worthwhile? 492 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,812 Look at him. 493 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,812 He's one of us. 494 00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:57,524 We have to respect 495 00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:57,524 each other enough 496 00:11:57,566 --> 00:12:02,904 to let each other want 497 00:11:57,566 --> 00:12:02,904 what we want, 498 00:12:02,946 --> 00:12:06,575 no matter how transparently 499 00:12:02,946 --> 00:12:06,575 self-destructive 500 00:12:06,615 --> 00:12:10,537 or empty 501 00:12:06,615 --> 00:12:10,537 our desires may be. 502 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,083 If it was money 503 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,083 that you guys wanted, 504 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,167 why didn't you say so? 505 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:17,461 You can just have 506 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:17,461 my leftover cash 507 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:18,878 that's under the desk 508 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:18,878 over there. 509 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,671 Yeah, I don't think 510 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,671 it's worth much up there. 511 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,507 Those are 512 00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:22,507 Gerald Ford dollars. 513 00:12:22,549 --> 00:12:23,508 How many? 514 00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:24,926 Eh, couple of million. 515 00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:27,554 Back in the '70s, 516 00:12:24,968 --> 00:12:27,554 that was worth millions. 517 00:12:27,596 --> 00:12:28,805 Hey, I've got an idea. 518 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,639 How about you people 519 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,639 leave me alone, 520 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,393 and I hereby grant that 521 00:12:30,681 --> 00:12:33,393 to Greendale? 522 00:12:33,435 --> 00:12:34,269 What? 523 00:12:36,313 --> 00:12:37,646 Glad to hear it. 524 00:12:41,818 --> 00:12:43,652 Get back. 525 00:12:41,818 --> 00:12:43,652 This pickle's a magnet. 526 00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:45,696 Whoa, whoa. 527 00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:45,696 I'll wipe her out, man. 528 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,240 Don't you dare use 529 00:12:45,738 --> 00:12:47,240 that pickle magnet on her. 530 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,368 Stop. Don't do it. 531 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,579 Get over there 532 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:52,579 with them. 533 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,414 You have no legal claim 534 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,414 to that money. 535 00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:56,416 Take it up with Subway 536 00:12:54,456 --> 00:12:56,416 in about an hour... 537 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,460 After close of escrow. 538 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,587 Hey, Chang, 539 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,587 you've become 540 00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,587 a bad guy again? 541 00:13:00,629 --> 00:13:02,713 There's a lot more to it 542 00:13:00,629 --> 00:13:02,713 than that, Britta. 543 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,885 Wait, I'm not wearing 544 00:13:05,467 --> 00:13:07,885 a mask? 545 00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:09,220 Okay, there's 546 00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:09,220 no more to it. 547 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:10,555 I think I'm just 548 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:10,555 mentally ill. 549 00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:11,680 All right, just stay back. 550 00:13:10,597 --> 00:13:11,680 All right? 551 00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:15,852 No, don't. 552 00:13:18,146 --> 00:13:19,856 No! 553 00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:22,025 we got to close the door 554 00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:28,448 Hey! 555 00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:28,448 Hang in there. 556 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,741 Raquel is 557 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,741 the main operating system. 558 00:13:30,783 --> 00:13:32,827 She controls the door, 559 00:13:30,783 --> 00:13:32,827 the lights, 560 00:13:32,869 --> 00:13:35,372 the shower probably, 561 00:13:32,869 --> 00:13:35,372 everything. 562 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,041 And now she's dead. 563 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:43,087 So we're trapped 564 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:43,087 in here forever. 565 00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,590 Or just until 566 00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,590 we run out of 567 00:13:43,129 --> 00:13:45,590 food and water. 568 00:13:45,632 --> 00:13:47,008 At least 569 00:13:45,632 --> 00:13:47,008 we'll have each other. 570 00:13:47,050 --> 00:13:48,510 Till death do us part. 571 00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,888 You know what? 572 00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,888 You guys can have 573 00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,888 my food and water. 574 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,144 Come on, Raquel. 575 00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,144 Come on. 576 00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:00,146 Baby. Come on. 577 00:14:03,191 --> 00:14:04,526 Oh, thank God. 578 00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:06,528 Her emotional components 579 00:14:04,568 --> 00:14:06,528 are still on-line. 580 00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:07,736 Emotional components? 581 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:09,656 I have accomplished things 582 00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:09,656 down here, 583 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:12,409 you couldn't 584 00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:12,409 even possibly imagine. 585 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,202 Here, let me show you. 586 00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,885 Ah, right there! 587 00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,885 That was it. 588 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:32,220 That was it. 589 00:14:30,927 --> 00:14:32,220 Did you see it? 590 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,640 Don't you see? 591 00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:38,268 This computer 592 00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:38,268 responds to feelings. 593 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,438 When I started Greendale, 594 00:14:38,309 --> 00:14:41,438 it was for ordinary people 595 00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:43,523 to be able 596 00:14:41,479 --> 00:14:43,523 to access technology. 597 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:45,734 Wait, you started Greendale. 598 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,402 Do you have that 599 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,402 in writing anywhere? 600 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,862 I don't know. 601 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,862 Somewhere with 602 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:49,862 all that crap over there. 603 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,989 But without 604 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,989 an emotional component, 605 00:14:52,031 --> 00:14:54,618 computers would strip us 606 00:14:52,031 --> 00:14:54,618 of all humanity 607 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,538 and create a society 608 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,538 with emotionless eggheads 609 00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:58,538 at the top 610 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,415 and idiots with feelings 611 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,415 at the bottom, 612 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,709 and I refuse 613 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,709 to let that happen, 614 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:02,709 and that's why I've spent... 615 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:05,503 What? What is that? 616 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,547 It's a video of a kitten. 617 00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,549 And why are 618 00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,549 those people 619 00:15:07,589 --> 00:15:09,549 arguing about it? 620 00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:10,800 And what's that? 621 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:12,927 That's an emoticon. 622 00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:14,178 That person wants 623 00:15:12,969 --> 00:15:14,178 to indicate happiness 624 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,639 but can't convey it 625 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:15,639 with language, 626 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,390 so they misuse punctuation 627 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,390 to form a smile. 628 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:21,060 That is so... 629 00:15:23,104 --> 00:15:24,689 Stupid. 630 00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:27,275 Only an idiot 631 00:15:24,731 --> 00:15:27,275 would think of this. 632 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,943 Idiots won. 633 00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:33,197 Which means 634 00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:33,197 my work down here 635 00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:33,197 is done. 636 00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:35,784 Good, because according 637 00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:35,784 to what I'm seeing, 638 00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:37,827 if we can get you up there 639 00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:37,827 right now, 640 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,704 Subway won't be 641 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:39,704 buying this school. 642 00:15:39,746 --> 00:15:40,871 What? 643 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:42,165 What? 644 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,417 Uh, yeah, 645 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,417 but it's gonna take 646 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,417 a few hours 647 00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:45,752 to get that door open, 648 00:15:45,794 --> 00:15:47,962 because Raquel's 649 00:15:45,794 --> 00:15:47,962 logic circuits... 650 00:15:48,004 --> 00:15:49,464 Bleh, not good. 651 00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:51,382 You said her emotional 652 00:15:49,506 --> 00:15:51,382 components work. 653 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:56,095 Well, in theory, 654 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:56,095 a blast of human passion 655 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:56,095 could shock the mainframe 656 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:57,430 into a cold start, 657 00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:59,474 but that's only if 658 00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:59,474 somebody in this room 659 00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:02,686 has feelings 660 00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:02,686 stronger than I get 661 00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:02,686 when I rub my nipples. 662 00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:04,103 So good luck 663 00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:04,103 with that, folks. 664 00:16:05,229 --> 00:16:06,690 Give me that. 665 00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:08,525 Everybody over there. 666 00:16:06,731 --> 00:16:08,525 Turn around. 667 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,819 Turn around now. 668 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:17,283 You're here to save me, 669 00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:17,283 aren't you? 670 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:20,995 Let's get out of here 671 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:20,995 and never look back. 672 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:22,539 Jeff, in case 673 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:22,539 you ever have 674 00:16:21,037 --> 00:16:22,539 to remember me, 675 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,956 can I give you 676 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,956 some options 677 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,956 for voice-over quotes? 678 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,166 Shut up, Abed. 679 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,837 Milady. 680 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:28,837 Milord. 681 00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:38,847 What did you do? 682 00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:40,097 Don't worry about it. 683 00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:40,097 Let's go. 684 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:49,106 The city of Greendale 685 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:49,106 is proud 686 00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:52,068 to be selling the school 687 00:16:49,148 --> 00:16:52,068 of Greendale to Subway. 688 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:54,821 This brings to an end 689 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:54,821 several years 690 00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:59,242 of horrible management 691 00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:59,242 by Dean Craig Isidore Pelton. 692 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:01,202 Not to throw anyone 693 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:01,202 under the bus, 694 00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:03,120 but he'd be the one. 695 00:17:01,244 --> 00:17:03,120 No. 696 00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:04,497 And by my watch, 697 00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,584 it is about time 698 00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,584 to sign these documents 699 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,335 and make it official. 700 00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:10,920 Objection! 701 00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,213 I teach law at Greendale, 702 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:15,425 so believe me, 703 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:15,425 I don't know much 704 00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:15,425 about law, 705 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,386 but I do know 706 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,386 a contract violation 707 00:17:15,466 --> 00:17:18,386 when I see one. 708 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,471 This is 709 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,471 a legitimate transaction 710 00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:23,266 where a city 711 00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:23,266 is selling a school 712 00:17:20,513 --> 00:17:23,266 to a restaurant. 713 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:26,018 It happens somewhere 714 00:17:23,307 --> 00:17:26,018 every day. 715 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,605 Oh, the city can sell 716 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:28,605 the school all it wants, 717 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:31,399 but according 718 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:31,399 to his contract 719 00:17:28,646 --> 00:17:31,399 with the city, 720 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,067 the school's 721 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,067 original founder 722 00:17:33,109 --> 00:17:35,528 retains the privilege 723 00:17:33,109 --> 00:17:35,528 of consultation 724 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:38,865 on all future 725 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:38,865 scholastic endeavors 726 00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:38,865 taking place here. 727 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:41,200 So Subway 728 00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:41,200 sandwich university, 729 00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:44,621 meet your new vice dean, 730 00:17:41,242 --> 00:17:44,621 Russell Borchert. 731 00:17:47,331 --> 00:17:48,792 Oh! 732 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,092 Hi. 733 00:17:58,134 --> 00:17:59,594 I guess we're gonna 734 00:17:58,134 --> 00:17:59,594 be partners. 735 00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:01,679 I understand 736 00:17:59,636 --> 00:18:01,679 there's some internet 737 00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,265 where I can make 738 00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,265 my inner thoughts public. 739 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:05,767 Uh, It seems like 740 00:18:04,307 --> 00:18:05,767 Greendale the city 741 00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,644 and Greendale the school 742 00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,644 have some stuff 743 00:18:05,809 --> 00:18:07,644 to sort out, 744 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:09,228 and Subway doesn't... 745 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,313 Doesn't do conflict. 746 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:12,690 We do good food 747 00:18:10,354 --> 00:18:12,690 at good prices. 748 00:18:12,732 --> 00:18:16,110 We are but simple 749 00:18:12,732 --> 00:18:16,110 sandwich artists 750 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:18,947 who want the world 751 00:18:16,152 --> 00:18:18,947 to eat fresh. 752 00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:20,156 Eat fresh. 753 00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:22,992 Subway... ho! 754 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,707 Did we just 755 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:29,707 save Greendale? 756 00:18:29,749 --> 00:18:31,960 Did we just save Greendale? 757 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,128 No, no, you did not. 758 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:37,674 You moved dirt 759 00:18:34,170 --> 00:18:37,674 around Greendale's grave. 760 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:41,344 Your school 761 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:41,344 is still bankrupt, 762 00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:41,344 it is still unmarketable, 763 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,680 and it is still on 764 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,680 the permanent 765 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,680 chopping block 766 00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:47,350 of anyone who has 767 00:18:43,721 --> 00:18:47,350 any say in its future. 768 00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:48,643 Yeah? 769 00:18:48,685 --> 00:18:52,062 Well, around here, 770 00:18:48,685 --> 00:18:52,062 we call that Wednesday. 771 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:03,032 (ALL IMITATING 772 00:19:00,446 --> 00:19:03,032 DAVE MATTHEWS SINGING) 773 00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,914 Hey, after I 774 00:19:07,829 --> 00:19:09,914 was electrocuted, 775 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,833 didn't you two say 776 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,833 you were gonna 777 00:19:09,956 --> 00:19:11,833 get married? 778 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,293 Doesn't electrocuted 779 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,293 technically mean killed? 780 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,045 Do you always 781 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,045 have to correct people 782 00:19:14,335 --> 00:19:16,045 like that? 783 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,714 Do you always have 784 00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,714 to police correcting? 785 00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:18,965 That's it, 786 00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:18,965 the marriage is off. 787 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:20,299 I think you mean 788 00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:20,299 the wedding is off. 789 00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,134 Yeah! 790 00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,134 Hey, hey. 791 00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,846 Hey, I got to say, 792 00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,846 you held up well 793 00:19:22,176 --> 00:19:24,846 under that interrogation. 794 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,724 I'm gonna tell you 795 00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,724 something 796 00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,266 that I'd like to stay 797 00:19:27,765 --> 00:19:29,266 between us. 798 00:19:29,308 --> 00:19:30,476 Oh. 799 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,562 I was thinking about 800 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,562 a hang glider. 801 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,524 None of this conflict 802 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,524 truly matters. 803 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,986 The only owners 804 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,986 of this land 805 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,986 are the Arapaho. 806 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:42,112 Would it offend you 807 00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:42,112 if I asked you 808 00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:44,156 to train me in the use 809 00:19:42,154 --> 00:19:44,156 of certain powers? 810 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,203 Sorry, Carl. 811 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,203 You deserve better. 812 00:19:49,245 --> 00:19:51,247 Chang, you get it. 813 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:53,416 How would you like a job 814 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:53,416 on the school board? 815 00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:54,584 Okay. 816 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,795 Your first job 817 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,795 is to deliver this 818 00:19:57,837 --> 00:19:59,714 to the city bursar's office. 819 00:19:59,756 --> 00:20:01,173 On it. 820 00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:06,012 Hi, yes, I'd like 821 00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:06,012 to replace all my teeth 822 00:20:03,092 --> 00:20:06,012 with diamonds. 823 00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:08,681 We live to fight 824 00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:08,681 another day. 825 00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,182 Speaking of days, 826 00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,182 I never got a chance 827 00:20:08,723 --> 00:20:10,182 to wish you 828 00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:12,977 a Happy Birthday 829 00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:12,977 or Halloween or Christmas, 830 00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,979 or any specific 831 00:20:13,019 --> 00:20:14,979 calendar event. 832 00:20:15,021 --> 00:20:16,105 Well, maybe next year. 833 00:20:16,146 --> 00:20:17,481 Definitely. 834 00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,859 We'll definitely be back 835 00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:19,859 next year. 836 00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:21,527 If not, it'll be 837 00:20:19,901 --> 00:20:21,527 because an asteroid 838 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,613 has destroyed 839 00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:23,613 all human civilization, 840 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,531 and that's Canon. 841 00:20:25,573 --> 00:20:27,116 What? What are you... 842 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:28,993 Hmm? Nothing. 843 00:20:29,035 --> 00:20:31,120 (IMITATING 844 00:20:29,035 --> 00:20:31,120 DAVE MATTHEWS SINGING) 845 00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:57,897 Am I thinking 846 00:20:56,479 --> 00:20:57,897 what you're thinking? 847 00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:03,778 Penny for your thoughts. 848 00:21:11,285 --> 00:21:12,954 Intensive Karen. 849 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:15,289 Mr. Egypt. 850 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,002 Celebrity beat-off. 851 00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:21,671 Captain Cook. 852 00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,176 Depends on 853 00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:27,176 what fails. 854 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:29,512 Did you get any of that?