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Welcome back to Greendale,

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now ranking fifth
on Colorado's

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alphabetical listing
of community colleges.

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Rest in peace, Bad Boy
Slim's DJ School.

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This school owes its continued
existence to the following heroes.

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Jeff Winger, a teacher so
dedicated to clean energy,

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he's already parking like
his car is electric.

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Britta Perry, currently raising
awareness of homelessness,

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not that she has a choice.

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Abed Nadir, who actually wrote
this announcement for the sake of,

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as he put it,
catching everyone up.

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And Annie Edison who led the effort to save
Greendale from 534 critical emergencies.

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534?

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Frisbee!

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Hey Leonard, what, are you
gonna Bogart the disc all day?

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Like

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tears in rain.

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What?

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Corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther

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I can't believe
the roof collapsed.

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- We almost killed Fat Neil.
- That was Garrett.

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See, we're monsters.

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Okay, if they blame us for
this, let me take the heat.

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I'd never see
the inside of a cell.

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I have been reliving this day over
and over for a thousand years.

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Guys, this is not on us.

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That roof was gonna collapse, 80%
of the rubble was styrofoam.

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Speaking of guilt,
where's Shirley?

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You didn't tell him?

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I was waiting until
we were all together.

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Abed's not comfortable
with C-H-A-N-G-E.

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Hey, screw you.
I can spell.

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Screw you.

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Is Shirley gone?
Did she spin off?

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Nobody spins off in
real life, Abed.

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Shirley went to look
after her dad in Atlanta

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and ended up taking a job
as a personal chef to a brilliant,

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but troubled
Southern detective.

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I told her I'd manage her
sandwich shop while she's gone.

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Oh, that's very
generous of you.

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I have a friend in town, every time
you're gonna need help with that.

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- She'll be back.
- Like Troy?

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Are any of you white people noticing
what's happening to this group?

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Do Abed and I need
to be concerned?

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You have my word, as leader of the white
people there's no cause for alarm.

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Say hello to new Shirley.

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Just kidding.
This is Francesca Dart.

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I have brought her on as an
administrative consultant.

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I thought it would be fun,

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and mandatory for you to add
her to your little committee.

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Why, because one
roof collapsed?

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No, God, God no.

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I'm your friend bringing
you a new friend,

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one with training in
not collapsing roofs.

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Is she, excuse me, ma'am.
Is she above us or below us?

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She is, woop!

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I'm getting a call, here,
and I'll have to take it.

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Frankie, why don't you explain
what your role will be,

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while I leave
to take this call.

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My phone is vibrating,
but it is...

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In your office, which
you didn't realize,

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when you started the fake
phone call move.

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- My phone is in my pocket, Jeffrey.
- Mm.

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I'm walking away, so I can
get it out and answer it.

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Let me know how it goes.

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Okay, I'll just
have a seat and...

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- No! - Hey!
- No! No, no, no!

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Our friend use
to sit there.

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She spun off.

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I'm sorry, what
about here?

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- Yeah, I guess that's okay.
- That's cool.

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Okay, so,

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I took an informal survey to get
a sense of how Greendale is perceived.

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And three themes emerged;

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Weird, passionate
and gross.

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Now you want to hang
onto that grouping.

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In marketing, it's what
we call the Good Belushi.

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If I had a magic wand,

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I would use it to make sure
Greendale never had to grow up.

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I would also probably use it
to cut the Magic Wand class

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that I noticed is
actually offered here,

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as well as VCR Repair,
a class called Ladders,

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and When is it Okay
to Shake a Baby?

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In terms of hierarchy, I'm
a big believer in it.

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Someone needs to say, I'm in
charge, and that person is me.

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That's my decision.

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That doesn't mean that
we don't work together,

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but all communication
and decisions will go through me.

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I'll send out an email later
to set up our next meeting.

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- Awesome. - Okay.
- Great seeing you, Professor.

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Yeah. Coolios.

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- Who in the crazy bitch?
- Did that just happen?

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Did you see her binder?

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- Pretty nondescript.
- Seems like she may be trouble.

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To be fair, she's an additional
white person,

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which has clearly
become important here.

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No, thank you.

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I-I'm just glad I was
able to answer.

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My-My phone got
lodged in my pocket.

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I know!

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I guess that is a thing.

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So, you were saying
about the thing,

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the reason you were calling was,
what were you talking to me about?

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Looks good, Tony.

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I'm sorry, I just assume
your name is Tony.

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Here you go.

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I gave you some
extra heat.

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Britta, what is the weekly
cost of this restaurant?

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Oh, that's easy.
My dignity.

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Seems like this sandwich counter
is consuming your happiness

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and converting it into
burnt bread and debt.

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So?

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Frankie, hi.

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Um...

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someone removed all the liquor
from the faculty lounge.

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I'm sorry, I cannot legally
protect or insure a campus

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with free flowing booze.

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Well, I can't teach with
free flowing sobriety.

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Is that true?

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Do you really think
you're an addict?

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No.

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Dean!

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Hello? Oh, oh, hey!

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- Yes, I can talk.
- Damn it.

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I am available
anytime for you.

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Frankie, Frankie.

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Hi. I had an idea about how
to deelectrify the pool.

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Oh, that's already
been dealt with.

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- Okay, well, then, there's...
- Oh, let's see.

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Done, done, deloused.

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Appraised,
defused, rebuilt.

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De-peanut buttered,
debunked, spayed, neutered.

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Underway, resanctified,
plunged, deported and exhumed.

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Thank you.

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Oh, this is pretty.

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Huh.

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I'm gonna name one of my
sandwiches after her.

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My sandwiches suck.

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She is improving
Greendale.

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Yeah, but how much can
you improve Greendale

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before it stops
being Greendale?

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She didn't suffer
for this place.

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She doesn't understand it.

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She's gonna end up messing
with something that...

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Abed.

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Temporal mutation
in English, Doc.

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Simply put Mr. President,

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in 12 hours these
dinosaurs will become...

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- Mind if I sit here?
- Time-asaurs.

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Go ahead, I can reshoot.

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How's everything going?

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- I have concerns.
- I'd like to hear them.

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I'm worried you're not
distinct enough from Annie,

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both in terms of
physicality and purpose.

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Okay.

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I can't determine if you
have any specific flaw,

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quirk, or point of view that makes you
a creative addition to the group.

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I don't know what that means,
but I'm writing it down.

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My umbrella concern is
that you, as a character,

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represent the end of what
I used to call our show,

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which was once an unlikely
family of misfit students,

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and is now a pretty loose knit
group of students and teachers.

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None of whom are taking a class together
in a school which, as of your arrival,

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is becoming increasingly
grounded, asking questions like,

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how do any of us
get our money?

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When will we get our degrees, and what
happened to that girl I was dating?

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As opposed to questions I consider
more important like, what is real?

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What is sanity? Is there a god?
Where's that Pierce hologram?

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Jeff said last year he
saw a Pierce hologram.

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None of the rest of us have ever seen it.
So, if there's a Pierce ghost on campus,

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I'd like to get a head
start on busting it.

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All right.

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This is the first I've heard
that I'm a character on a show.

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I'm excited to be one, but
I agree, I'll be a boring one.

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Quirks are not my strong
suit, results are.

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I love quirky people.

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I come from a big family of
people who are literally insane.

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I moved down here to take
care of one of them.

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But I myself am
exceptionally boring,

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and I am quite proud
to be that way,

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because it allows me to help the less
boring people turn quirks into results.

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That's the most interesting take on not
being interesting that I've ever heard.

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As far as what I represent
about your show,

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I wouldn't give me or anyone
else that kind of power.

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Good shows change,
I assume.

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Personally,
I don't own a TV.

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You're the first person to say that that
I didn't immediately delete from my brain.

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Thank you.

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Emergency meeting
at Shirley's Sandwiches right now.

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Everyone freaking out.
New lady is evil.

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Crazy frown.

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I should go.

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Abed, I could really use someone's help
in learning the ropes around here.

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I'll ask around.

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Friends, dumb hats.

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- Totally talking down to you.
- She hates you.

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I got it from Jared.

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- What are you guys doing back here?
Are you the big chilling? - Yeah,

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only there's not a hippie that died
to make us come together and complain.

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- It's our school.
- Frankie's taking over the campus.

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She cancelled Ladders,
she's banning substances,

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she wants to shut down
Shirley's sandwiches.

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- She called Annie a bitch.
- She implied I was a bitch.

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She implied Annie was a stuck up bitch
who thinks she's better than everyone.

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- Okay, now you're just...
- She was nice to me.

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In fact we kinda
got along.

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Abed, are you sure she wasn't
actually being sweetly condescending?

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Yup, I learned to pick
up on that one.

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I make a movement that we form
a separate, secret, committee.

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I second Britta's motion,
not movement.

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I third Annie's number two-ing
of the movement Britta made.

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- Gross. - Our mission
to preserve the real Greendale.

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Oppose Frankie or drink.

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Whatever's easiest.

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Are you guys
sure she's bad?

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Are you sure you're not doing what
I usually do, overreacting to change?

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Nobody's ever doing what you
usually do Abed. You're nuts.

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Ugh.

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In a good way.
I'm just saying.

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- Leave reality to us.
- We always support you.

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Don't make it more
dramatic than it is.

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It's a blood oath to defy evil.
You're either in or you're out.

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Can I hang around if
I don't do the oath.

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Oh, gee. You mean
just be friends?

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Sure. Great, Abed.

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Okay.

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Can I have some pretzels?

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No.

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Those are secret
committee pretzels.

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Okay.

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Well.

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Yes, that was a test.

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You guys are bad friends.

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Don't think of it
as bad baking.

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Think of it as a crushing
blow to a gender stereotype.

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Britta, it might help
if every burnt sandwich

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didn't come with a self-aware
burnt sandwich bit.

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Is that how you're gonna help
increase sales, creative notes?

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I had that sign
spinner idea.

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We're a restaurant inside a cafeteria
Annie, our weak point wasn't traffic.

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Flo, Alice, stop fighting, can't
afford to lose this place.

242
00:12:27,048 --> 00:12:28,871
If I have to start drinking
in the men's room,

243
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,930
the score in my head has
to change from Trent Reznor

244
00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:32,602
to Johnny Cash doing
Trent Reznor.

245
00:12:32,615 --> 00:12:36,703
I'm a bartender Annie, I know a little bit
more about the human side of service.

246
00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,175
I can't eat this.
Can I have my money back?

247
00:12:39,188 --> 00:12:40,872
You're human garbage.

248
00:12:41,822 --> 00:12:44,217
Hi, Mr. Winger.
Nice lecture yesterday.

249
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,248
Don't patronize me Dave.

250
00:12:45,255 --> 00:12:49,303
It might not seem like this, but you're
killing small, black owned business.

251
00:12:50,381 --> 00:12:53,048
I'll call it even for
a drink with Mr. Winger.

252
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:56,388
- That's absurd.
- You will?

253
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,190
Let's see some ID.
You snitch, you die.

254
00:13:03,628 --> 00:13:05,052
- Morning.
- Morning.

255
00:13:05,060 --> 00:13:06,108
Morning.

256
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,707
Well I guess we'll wait for
the others before we start.

257
00:13:09,713 --> 00:13:10,914
I don't think
they're coming.

258
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:14,515
What? The committee had a meeting
last night and decided you are evil.

259
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:17,898
Ooh. Wait, you guys had
a meeting last night?

260
00:13:17,912 --> 00:13:19,858
So, we broke
up as friends.

261
00:13:19,869 --> 00:13:21,577
Because I don't
think you're evil.

262
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:24,622
I think you scare people, because you live
in the real world instead of up your butt.

263
00:13:24,628 --> 00:13:26,235
I'm sorry that
happened, Abed.

264
00:13:26,255 --> 00:13:28,111
It's like I said
yesterday at lunch.

265
00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:31,131
Drama and conflict are
exciting and easy.

266
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,997
Making a difference
can be pretty boring.

267
00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:34,037
You guys had lunch?

268
00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,554
I'd like to try to live
in that world.

269
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,464
I'm a little tired from all the drama,
the heroes, the villains, monsters.

270
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:39,352
Pokemons..

271
00:13:39,377 --> 00:13:42,604
- You're just a person that sees things
the way they are. - Leprechauns. Scary.

272
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:44,430
I don't know if I can
be like that but

273
00:13:44,443 --> 00:13:45,950
I don't think it makes
sense to be against it.

274
00:13:45,964 --> 00:13:47,565
You guys ever hear
of The Slender Man?

275
00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:48,937
I'd like to try
to help you.

276
00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:51,883
- And if possible, learn from you.
- You guys on Reddit, 4Chan?

277
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,722
- That would be great, Abed.
- Cuz it's awesome.

278
00:13:53,728 --> 00:13:58,084
I think we'd all benefit if
we were more like you, so

279
00:13:58,835 --> 00:14:00,114
what do you say?

280
00:14:00,127 --> 00:14:01,394
Let's order some food.

281
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,823
- Let's save Greendale.
- Let's save Greendale.

282
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,750
Tacos!

283
00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:08,293
We are something else.

284
00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:23,811
Abed.

285
00:14:24,209 --> 00:14:25,730
- Abed.
- Yeah?

286
00:14:25,755 --> 00:14:27,676
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean?

287
00:14:27,688 --> 00:14:29,863
Someone told me you were
sweeping, straightening clocks.

288
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,245
Why are you cleaning that sign?
I gave you a list.

289
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,118
Yeah, the list felt
pretty similar visually.

290
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:36,971
I can't picture a montage cutting
from me verifying Diane's invoice

291
00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:39,203
to me emailing
confirmation to Diane.

292
00:14:39,215 --> 00:14:41,435
Right. But a montage
is what, Abed?

293
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,981
It's a movie apologizing
for reality.

294
00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:44,394
And we are where?

295
00:14:44,407 --> 00:14:46,699
- Reality.
- And what do people do here?

296
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:49,666
They email Diane?

297
00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:07,540
Abed, if you change your clothes
one more time today, you're fired.

298
00:15:07,546 --> 00:15:08,917
Sorry.

299
00:15:12,898 --> 00:15:14,958
- Hey, Abed.
Hey, Todd.

300
00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:18,745
- Are Annie and Britta around?
- No.

301
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,544
Abed,

302
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:34,542
maybe you should
order the special.

303
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,894
I'll have the special.

304
00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:38,467
The specials are
kept in the back.

305
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,608
You should, you should
go in the back.

306
00:16:14,985 --> 00:16:16,805
I'd like the special.

307
00:16:30,939 --> 00:16:33,328
Vaporizers, Skittles?

308
00:16:34,205 --> 00:16:35,679
- Abed.
- Hey, Annie.

309
00:16:35,685 --> 00:16:38,494
- This place is so conceptual.
- It's practical, too.

310
00:16:38,507 --> 00:16:40,195
We made enough money
to save Shirley's.

311
00:16:40,202 --> 00:16:42,748
And in an ironic way, because if
Shirley saw this, her soul would die.

312
00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:44,581
Hey, Abed, check this out.

313
00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,700
- Oh, Britta's still the worst?
- Yeah.

314
00:16:49,712 --> 00:16:50,946
The bar gets dirty.

315
00:16:50,953 --> 00:16:53,724
You're gonna need someone to clean
it, probably after hours,

316
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:57,018
and those floor polishers
can get pretty loud.

317
00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:59,013
I'd hate for someone
to hear it.

318
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:00,923
You blackmailing me?

319
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,047
Just talking shop.

320
00:17:05,874 --> 00:17:07,534
- What's the rumpus, Abed?
- Miller's Crossing.

321
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,940
Mm-hm.

322
00:17:08,953 --> 00:17:10,843
This is really great. You guys
should be proud of yourselves.

323
00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,624
We missed you.
Have a drink.

324
00:17:12,649 --> 00:17:13,960
Put on an old
timey jacket.

325
00:17:13,973 --> 00:17:15,899
That's okay, I don't
really do this anymore.

326
00:17:16,675 --> 00:17:17,987
All right, come on.

327
00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:20,908
I said I don't
do this, see.

328
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:24,295
- You dirty rat.
- Guys are all dirty rats.

329
00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:26,297
What's your romper room?

330
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:28,120
All right, maybe
just one drink.

331
00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:30,825
Then maybe cut
to a montage of drinks.

332
00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:34,755
Drink up!

333
00:17:41,674 --> 00:17:44,180
- Let's never stop being
friends again ever. - Mm-hm.

334
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,390
Cheers!

335
00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:48,537
We shouldn't have made you
choose between Frankie and us.

336
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,337
Oh, she's good
for business.

337
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,390
We're sorry that we made
you choose between...

338
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,193
- You're just repeating what I said.
- No, you're repeating what I said.

339
00:17:55,206 --> 00:17:56,742
Oh, I'm a time traveler?

340
00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:58,615
This is the show.

341
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,820
Abed,

342
00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:10,247
I just got word from Diane that one
of your emails was a little shaky.

343
00:18:10,272 --> 00:18:11,613
Are you okay?

344
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:13,732
I'm good. Late
night last night.

345
00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:14,645
Yeah?

346
00:18:14,651 --> 00:18:16,890
Yeah, I could use
a little protein.

347
00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:19,209
I'm gonna go get
an early lunch.

348
00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:25,058
You guys know about
tardigrades?

349
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:27,748
They're these microscopic creatures
that look like robot bears.

350
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,493
- They can survive in space.
- Mm. - Mm-hm.

351
00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:32,821
Get into space, you
dirty tardigrades, see?

352
00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:36,041
And they're everywhere.

353
00:18:36,047 --> 00:18:38,766
There's a lot of little things in real
life that are just as cool as fake stuff.

354
00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:40,491
I learned that
working for Frankie.

355
00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:42,344
You guys would like
her, you know.

356
00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,787
Raid!

357
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:51,564
Is this what
you guys want?

358
00:18:52,072 --> 00:18:53,932
You wanna play cops
and robbers with costumes?

359
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,476
Why is that guy a carrot?

360
00:18:55,991 --> 00:18:57,890
- Because they ran out.
- Who tattled?

361
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:02,913
In what world, Britta, do you see this
as covert enough to require tattling?

362
00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:05,626
You built a bar
in a school.

363
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:07,771
There was lumber involved.

364
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:10,129
I have been letting you
hole up down here,

365
00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:12,788
because it kept you
contained and satisfied,

366
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,070
because you are all
compulsively defiant,

367
00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:17,364
but it wasn't enough.

368
00:19:17,371 --> 00:19:20,544
You had to drag Abed back in,
and Abed deserves better.

369
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:24,798
- Oh. - Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
it finally comes out.

370
00:19:24,818 --> 00:19:27,565
Abed deserves better.

371
00:19:27,577 --> 00:19:29,892
- That's been out.
- Shut up, Leonard.

372
00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:32,888
I once mistook six people
for you at a pharmacy.

373
00:19:32,903 --> 00:19:34,676
It's not their fault, Frankie.
I chose this.

374
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,182
These are my friends.

375
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,171
I hate emailing Diane.

376
00:19:38,196 --> 00:19:41,763
She can't commit to a font.
It's pathological, and so am I.

377
00:19:41,782 --> 00:19:43,269
This is where I belong.

378
00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:47,201
I know you think that, Abed,
but you don't know any better.

379
00:19:50,053 --> 00:19:51,035
Whoops.

380
00:19:51,048 --> 00:19:52,248
But...

381
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,893
shut up, Leonard.

382
00:19:54,912 --> 00:19:56,173
You are.

383
00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:58,050
You are old.

384
00:19:58,057 --> 00:20:01,566
And you deserve less,
because of your age.

385
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:03,028
I don't, I don't
actually believe that.

386
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:06,110
I'm just trying to,
I'm trying to, and

387
00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:10,802
everybody here is a,
is a fart a livid fart

388
00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,802
from the butt of
a lesser god.

389
00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:15,882
I'm, I'm better than this.

390
00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:24,000
Cut to everyone on campus getting
as drunk as they want montage.

391
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,939
Frankie hasn't come
back to work today.

392
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:43,501
That's terrible.

393
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:45,060
The insurance
company dropped us.

394
00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:47,453
- The school has no insurance.
- What was Frankie's salary?

395
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:49,086
- A lot. - What were
the insurance premiums?

396
00:20:49,098 --> 00:20:52,439
- A lot. - Add those two numbers together,
that's your new school dance budget.

397
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:54,349
Oh, nice.

398
00:20:56,947 --> 00:20:59,238
Welcome to Ladders!

399
00:21:01,451 --> 00:21:02,938
Yeah!

400
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,733
Ladder!

401
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:19,790
Who wants to see the ladders
professor go higher?

402
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:25,301
Ladder!

403
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,912
Aah!

404
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:30,741
You did it, Jeff Winger!

405
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,588
This is your school now.

406
00:21:37,888 --> 00:21:40,261
- Annie.
- It was worth it.

407
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:42,842
Aah!

408
00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:55,062
All right, that should be the extent
of the professor's medical bills.

409
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,156
What-What about that
lawsuits from the students?

410
00:21:57,162 --> 00:21:58,463
I think we should
fight those.

411
00:21:58,476 --> 00:22:00,570
Actually, I suggest you
settle out of court.

412
00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:02,164
- This is my fault.
- Obviously not.

413
00:22:02,176 --> 00:22:03,449
- It's my fault.
- It's my fault.

414
00:22:03,462 --> 00:22:05,609
- Guys, it's my fault.
- It's my fault.

415
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,962
- It's my fault.
- It's my fault.

416
00:22:06,975 --> 00:22:08,555
- It's my fault.
- It's my fault.

417
00:22:10,801 --> 00:22:12,061
- It's my fault.
- It's my fault.

418
00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:16,197
It's my fault. It's my fault.
It's my fault. It's my fault.

419
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,853
All right, all
right, all right.

420
00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,613
So, whose fault wasn't it?

421
00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:23,167
And who knows anything about
handling anything like this?

422
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,813
In terms of hierarchy, I'm
a big believer in it.

423
00:22:26,827 --> 00:22:30,293
Someone needs to say, I'm in
charge, and that person is me.

424
00:22:30,299 --> 00:22:32,219
That's my decision.

425
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:35,190
Wait, what?

426
00:22:35,207 --> 00:22:36,680
- I'm sorry?
- Who talks like that?

427
00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:39,191
Why would anyone hire
someone so pompous?

428
00:22:39,204 --> 00:22:41,905
Miss Dart, word of advice,
change your personality,

429
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:44,383
or start looking for companies
run by insane people.

430
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:47,291
- Don't hire this woman.
- Fifth time's the charm.

431
00:22:47,304 --> 00:22:49,583
He's barged the four offices
screaming, don't hire this woman.

432
00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:52,385
- What the hell is going on?
- What are you doing here?

433
00:22:52,392 --> 00:22:55,108
- How did you even find me?
- I emailed Diane.

434
00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:56,828
She knows way too much about
your schedule, by the way.

435
00:22:56,837 --> 00:23:00,880
Whatever he's offering you,
Greendale, well, we can't double it.

436
00:23:00,886 --> 00:23:02,895
We probably can't
even match it.

437
00:23:02,908 --> 00:23:07,706
Whatever he's offering you, Greendale
will give you less, and an apology.

438
00:23:07,712 --> 00:23:09,668
- Do you know...
- Shh.

439
00:23:12,169 --> 00:23:13,908
It's not enough,

440
00:23:14,473 --> 00:23:19,081
but maybe if you added
more apologies.

441
00:23:19,584 --> 00:23:21,488
Like a montage of them?

442
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:26,201
We're sorry.

443
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,427
I told you I wouldn't be
needing dinner tonight.

444
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,100
I'm guessing you wouldn't.

445
00:25:20,106 --> 00:25:21,864
Not if you're
looking for this.

446
00:25:24,464 --> 00:25:25,231
How'd you know?

447
00:25:25,251 --> 00:25:27,584
Nobody makes more
crumbs than a cook.

448
00:25:27,590 --> 00:25:30,084
Well, the same goes for
clues and detectives.

449
00:25:30,097 --> 00:25:33,081
You're too busy solving murders
to get away with your own.

450
00:25:33,087 --> 00:25:36,101
Well, then, what about the case
of my wife and my legs, Shirley?

451
00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:38,206
Can you solve that one, huh?
Can you?

452
00:25:38,213 --> 00:25:40,906
Cuz if you can't, then I ain't
got nothing to live for.

453
00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:42,826
Begging your pardon,
Mr. Butcher.

454
00:25:42,846 --> 00:25:45,800
I think the people on this
bayou would disagree.

455
00:25:45,813 --> 00:25:48,660
- You rescued a runaway girl today.
- Rescued, balls.

456
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,714
I couldn't even rescue
a, a bulb from a socket.

457
00:25:51,722 --> 00:25:53,402
And you did all the work
today, didn't you?

458
00:25:53,415 --> 00:25:58,015
I'm just a detective from the swamps
of Atlanta, can't even walk.

459
00:25:58,028 --> 00:25:59,534
- Oh.
- Aah!

460
00:25:59,546 --> 00:26:01,659
Then let me be your legs.

461
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:05,329
Let me do for you what I did today
every week until you find your wife.

462
00:26:05,342 --> 00:26:06,201
Or your legs.

463
00:26:06,214 --> 00:26:10,873
You are a stubborn son of
a bitch, Shirley Bennett.

464
00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:12,956
Now come on.
I have dinner to make.

465
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,479
You got cases to solve.

466
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:25,286
Feeling someone's gonna murder
some tater tots tonight.

467
00:26:25,299 --> 00:26:27,211
That's no mystery at all.

468
00:26:39,663 --> 00:26:41,390
Next week, on The
Butcher and The Baker,

469
00:26:41,415 --> 00:26:43,295
when a new detective on
the Bayou disappears,

470
00:26:43,306 --> 00:26:46,894
and Butcher is the prime suspect, it's up
to Shirley to cook up some answers.

471
00:26:47,399 --> 00:26:57,399
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