1 00:00:00,638 --> 00:00:03,672 Next item is Friday's alumni dance. 2 00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:04,906 How's that progressing? 3 00:00:04,908 --> 00:00:07,009 I've emailed ever former student 4 00:00:07,011 --> 00:00:08,777 who's not in prison or jail. 5 00:00:08,779 --> 00:00:10,312 Everyone, remember, there's a difference. 6 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,948 Our alumni are touchy about that. 7 00:00:12,950 --> 00:00:13,849 What's the difference? 8 00:00:13,851 --> 00:00:15,384 You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you. 9 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:18,754 They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor. 10 00:00:18,756 --> 00:00:20,789 Do you believe half your own politics? 11 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,158 Yeah. 12 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:23,692 Yeah. 13 00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:24,793 I'm still trying to find a good deejay, 14 00:00:24,795 --> 00:00:27,229 by which I mean figure out what makes a deejay good. 15 00:00:27,231 --> 00:00:29,765 Or bad. Or different from a phone or laptop. 16 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:31,199 Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint 17 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:33,068 for the city council meeting? 18 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:34,870 Good question. 19 00:00:43,247 --> 00:00:45,847 When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, 20 00:00:45,849 --> 00:00:48,116 I said... 21 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:50,285 "Yes." 22 00:00:50,287 --> 00:00:52,321 But what did I really mean? 23 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:55,190 These are yeses and noes in a chart. 24 00:00:55,192 --> 00:00:58,760 They appear to be the same. However... 25 00:01:02,666 --> 00:01:05,267 I think you'll find... 26 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:16,478 that within some eggs... 27 00:01:17,114 --> 00:01:19,348 is the truth. 28 00:01:21,118 --> 00:01:23,952 That should have been a dollar bill. 29 00:01:23,954 --> 00:01:25,787 But I'm no magician. 30 00:01:25,789 --> 00:01:29,091 I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint. 31 00:01:30,227 --> 00:01:31,393 Okay, pushing that meeting. 32 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:35,697 In other news, campuses across the country, including this area, 33 00:01:35,699 --> 00:01:39,067 have been seeing a dramatic rise in guerilla marketing. 34 00:01:39,069 --> 00:01:40,902 Why do they need marketing? They're amazing. 35 00:01:40,904 --> 00:01:42,170 Guerilla with a U. Got it. 36 00:01:42,172 --> 00:01:43,705 I'm talking about undercover advertisers 37 00:01:43,707 --> 00:01:47,843 that blend in with the public while covertly marketing certain products. 38 00:01:47,845 --> 00:01:50,145 They can advertise things without you knowing? 39 00:01:50,147 --> 00:01:52,848 Is that legal? It sounds like brain windexing. 40 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:54,916 It is legal, and it's mostly harmless, 41 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:56,785 but I would like to protect some of our 42 00:01:56,787 --> 00:01:58,320 more impressionable students 43 00:01:58,322 --> 00:01:59,755 from being unduly influenced, 44 00:01:59,757 --> 00:02:02,824 so if you see anything, let the Dean know. 45 00:02:02,826 --> 00:02:04,593 Okay, don't freak out. 46 00:02:04,595 --> 00:02:05,827 Someone just told me that Honda has released 47 00:02:05,829 --> 00:02:09,064 some kind of super vehicle called the Honda Fit. 48 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:11,166 It's a small car with a big personality 49 00:02:11,168 --> 00:02:14,703 that can handle anything life throws at you. 50 00:02:14,705 --> 00:02:16,104 Why am I standing here talking about it? 51 00:02:16,106 --> 00:02:18,473 I have to find a Honda dealer, school is canceled. 52 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:19,941 The Honda Fit! It's happening! 53 00:02:19,943 --> 00:02:21,276 It's finally happening! 54 00:02:21,278 --> 00:02:23,311 I'm just going to give the school's assets 55 00:02:23,313 --> 00:02:24,780 a quick freezie-weezie. 56 00:02:24,782 --> 00:02:25,480 Is this meeting over? 57 00:02:25,482 --> 00:02:28,850 I think so, but sometimes we just hang out 58 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:30,285 and say funny... stuff. 59 00:02:30,287 --> 00:02:32,854 Have fun with that. Oh. 60 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:36,224 Guys, 61 00:02:36,226 --> 00:02:39,861 do you feel like Elroy doesn't like us 62 00:02:39,863 --> 00:02:41,596 as much as we like him and each other? 63 00:02:41,598 --> 00:02:43,298 He probably doesn't know his role yet. 64 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,767 I mean, is he Black Pierce, Old Troy, 65 00:02:45,769 --> 00:02:46,768 or Shirley Without a Giant Purse? 66 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:49,738 I haven't exactly been a whirlwind of entertainment since Troy left. 67 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:50,939 That's not true. No, you're amazing. 68 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:52,774 It's not just me, You guys have been boring, too. 69 00:02:52,776 --> 00:02:54,776 Okay, I just gotta ask, what was so special 70 00:02:54,778 --> 00:02:57,746 about this Troy person, did he own a rainbow, 71 00:02:57,748 --> 00:02:59,681 was he the group's pharmacist? 72 00:02:59,683 --> 00:03:01,817 We don't like to talk about it. 73 00:03:01,819 --> 00:03:02,851 But you often do. 74 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:06,354 I'm a problem solver, give me information. 75 00:03:06,356 --> 00:03:07,556 I'll handle this. 76 00:03:07,558 --> 00:03:11,460 Troy was very gifted at steel drums. 77 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:15,363 Steel drums. Interesting. 78 00:03:15,365 --> 00:03:17,999 Well, this has been a great meeting. 79 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:19,301 I'm off. 80 00:03:19,303 --> 00:03:20,902 That won't pay off immediately, 81 00:03:20,904 --> 00:03:24,206 but it's gonna pay off. And that, Jeff, 82 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,174 is the truth. 83 00:03:28,846 --> 00:03:32,380 Did you lose the egg you put the dollar bill in? 84 00:03:32,382 --> 00:03:34,449 That's how it works? 85 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:06,014 Britta, remember that guy who you were in love with, 86 00:04:06,016 --> 00:04:07,849 but your love was torn asunder 87 00:04:07,851 --> 00:04:09,451 because he was the human incarnation 88 00:04:09,453 --> 00:04:11,586 of a certain sandwich franchise? 89 00:04:11,588 --> 00:04:12,454 Sub... Don't say it. 90 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:15,357 Don't ever say that name without compensation. 91 00:04:15,359 --> 00:04:17,626 I know how much that experience hurt you, 92 00:04:17,628 --> 00:04:19,227 which is why I'm warning you 93 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:20,862 that I just saw him in the parking lot. 94 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:21,796 Breathe. 95 00:04:21,798 --> 00:04:24,499 The self-destructive part of you wants to run straight to him, 96 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:27,736 but we need to be smarter than that, right? Right. 97 00:04:27,738 --> 00:04:28,904 Thank you, Annie. 98 00:04:28,906 --> 00:04:29,771 Now, I have one more class, 99 00:04:29,773 --> 00:04:32,040 but if you can wait 40 minutes, 100 00:04:32,042 --> 00:04:33,942 I will meet you... 101 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:36,344 Nuh-uh. 102 00:04:36,346 --> 00:04:38,580 See, I don't just fling myself into the wild. 103 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,682 The hub of a quality camping experience 104 00:04:40,684 --> 00:04:43,852 is a safe and reliable generator. 105 00:04:44,922 --> 00:04:46,388 Uh, you know what? Um, 106 00:04:46,390 --> 00:04:47,956 I'll talk to you girls later, all right? 107 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:50,058 Stay inventive and enthusiastic. 108 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,793 Thank you. Britta. 109 00:04:51,795 --> 00:04:54,596 Su... No, no, no, no. That's my sandwich name. 110 00:04:54,598 --> 00:04:56,331 I'm my own man, now. 111 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,434 I'm a free, reliable, quality man... 112 00:04:59,436 --> 00:05:01,403 named Rick. Hi, Rick. 113 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:03,572 That's for half of my heart. 114 00:05:03,574 --> 00:05:04,940 And that's for the other half. 115 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:06,808 And this is for being the reason 116 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:08,710 there's two halves of my heart. 117 00:05:08,712 --> 00:05:09,978 Can you actually crouch down a little bit 118 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,780 'cause your taller than my instructor 119 00:05:11,782 --> 00:05:12,681 and I'm only a yellow belt. 120 00:05:12,683 --> 00:05:15,283 No, Britta. It took me this long to gain my freedom. 121 00:05:15,285 --> 00:05:17,018 I never stopped thinking about you. 122 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,588 And you touched me in ways no one ever has. 123 00:05:19,590 --> 00:05:21,022 Nice. 124 00:05:21,325 --> 00:05:23,224 I came back for you. 125 00:05:23,226 --> 00:05:24,025 You did? 126 00:05:24,027 --> 00:05:26,127 Hey, Rick. 127 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:27,829 Look what I got. 128 00:05:27,831 --> 00:05:29,264 Ho, ho, great, Dean. 129 00:05:29,266 --> 00:05:30,432 Yeah. 130 00:05:30,434 --> 00:05:32,834 But, uh... where's your Honda Fit? 131 00:05:32,836 --> 00:05:33,568 Oh, I drive a CR-V. 132 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,570 And the Fit combines the efficiency of a subcompact 133 00:05:35,572 --> 00:05:38,573 with the versatility to take whatever life throws at it. 134 00:05:38,575 --> 00:05:40,575 Yeah, that's what you said, that's me. 135 00:05:40,577 --> 00:05:42,611 Can the CR-V not take what life throws at it? 136 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:45,246 Yeah, but the CR-V adds durability and storage. 137 00:05:45,248 --> 00:05:48,683 Okay. That makes sense. 138 00:05:48,852 --> 00:05:50,819 I bet my bank has a grace period. 139 00:05:50,821 --> 00:05:53,021 I'm going to get a CR-V. 140 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:55,690 Dean, dean. 141 00:05:55,692 --> 00:05:57,792 Are you guerilla marketing for Honda? 142 00:05:57,794 --> 00:06:00,161 Shh! You're not allowed to know that. 143 00:06:00,163 --> 00:06:01,763 I'm useless to Honda if anyone knows. 144 00:06:01,765 --> 00:06:04,132 Unbelievable, it's the same story all over again. 145 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,801 I disagree. You know, I think it's a whole new story. 146 00:06:06,803 --> 00:06:09,771 I have a beard now, and an identity. 147 00:06:09,773 --> 00:06:11,072 Selling Hondas is just my job. 148 00:06:11,074 --> 00:06:14,142 And they make great products that I'd want to sell anyway. 149 00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:16,044 So can you have a girlfriend? 150 00:06:16,046 --> 00:06:20,749 That's what I thought. Then see you around. As a friend. 151 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:22,484 As a friend, Britta, 152 00:06:22,486 --> 00:06:25,887 can I at least show you the CR-V's easy-fold down 153 00:06:25,889 --> 00:06:27,689 60/40 split-rear seat? 154 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,524 For 15 minutes. 155 00:06:29,526 --> 00:06:31,559 Then friends for real. 156 00:06:35,165 --> 00:06:37,899 Great news! The steel drum thing paid off. 157 00:06:37,901 --> 00:06:41,569 We invited Elroy to meet us in the study room for a game night. 158 00:06:41,571 --> 00:06:42,303 He said yes! Ah! 159 00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:44,506 Are you gonna play "Pretty Please Will You Like Us More?" 160 00:06:44,508 --> 00:06:45,640 That'll warm him up. Better. 161 00:06:45,642 --> 00:06:49,277 In celebration of Elroy's life peaking in the early '90s, 162 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:50,078 The Ears Have It. 163 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,479 The classic game of whose ears you have, 164 00:06:51,481 --> 00:06:54,282 which ears have it and whether you have those ears. 165 00:06:54,284 --> 00:06:57,085 Meow. 166 00:06:58,488 --> 00:07:00,689 We're workshopping new handshakes. 167 00:07:00,691 --> 00:07:03,725 You guys realize you're just reinforcing his aloofness? 168 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,160 If you want someone to like you, 169 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:06,094 you don't get to know them. 170 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:08,797 You sit back and wait for them to notice you're cool. 171 00:07:08,799 --> 00:07:09,464 What are you, 13? 172 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:12,167 What's the age limit on The Ears Have It? Seven and up. 173 00:07:12,169 --> 00:07:14,602 Then I'm six. Ugh. 174 00:07:17,674 --> 00:07:21,576 I will say you've become more reliable and durable. 175 00:07:21,578 --> 00:07:23,678 Oh, I hope we can do this again. 176 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,815 No, Rick. I want a normal relationship. 177 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:29,050 I want to experience brunch in public. 178 00:07:29,052 --> 00:07:32,487 I want a non-financial reason to text my parents. 179 00:07:32,489 --> 00:07:34,789 I want to tell another person how to dress. 180 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:35,924 We can have a relationship. 181 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:37,859 We just have to follow a few simple rules. 182 00:07:37,861 --> 00:07:39,461 Rick? 183 00:07:39,463 --> 00:07:41,763 Are you in there? You have to hide. 184 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:42,897 The windows are fogged over. 185 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:46,034 Are you napping heavily? I can't hide forever. 186 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:47,035 No, but you can hide in comfort. 187 00:07:47,037 --> 00:07:50,205 There's 35.2 cubic feet of cargo space back here. 188 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:51,773 Please, Britta. 189 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,508 Damn it! 190 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:55,543 Ah. 191 00:07:55,545 --> 00:07:58,713 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 192 00:07:59,116 --> 00:07:59,781 Ta-da! 193 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,950 Why choose when you can Hond-oose? 194 00:08:01,952 --> 00:08:04,252 Oh, and that blower. That was just an impulse buy. 195 00:08:04,254 --> 00:08:07,722 Wow, Dean, you know, one vehicle's enough for one person. 196 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,557 I guess I know that in my head, 197 00:08:09,559 --> 00:08:10,325 but I can't shake this fear 198 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:14,629 of losing even one small part of what Honda has to offer. 199 00:08:14,631 --> 00:08:17,532 My God. You're a Level Seven Susceptible. 200 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:19,033 A what? Uh, nothing. 201 00:08:19,035 --> 00:08:20,068 Nothing, I... Look, Rick. 202 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:21,936 Whatever that is, you can tell me. 203 00:08:21,938 --> 00:08:23,772 I'm on board. 204 00:08:25,408 --> 00:08:26,741 Yes. 205 00:08:26,743 --> 00:08:27,408 Hmm. 206 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:30,411 Yes, you are. 207 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:38,853 Am I found in Africa? 208 00:08:38,855 --> 00:08:41,756 Yes and San Diego and the Bronx. 209 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:43,591 A woman? Am I large? 210 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:46,995 Am I an elephant? 211 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,429 I was thinking dolphin 212 00:08:48,431 --> 00:08:49,430 but I knew they didn't have ears 213 00:08:49,432 --> 00:08:52,467 because my dentist has a poster of one on the ceiling 214 00:08:52,469 --> 00:08:54,536 and I recently had a root canal. 215 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:57,572 Hey, party people. I could hear you all the way down the hall. 216 00:08:57,574 --> 00:08:59,908 We're playing The Ears Have It. Chang's ahead by three pair. 217 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,342 With an asterisk. I'm cheating. 218 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:03,378 Here, you can have my spot. I should... I should leave. 219 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:05,313 Whoa! Oh, no! Oh, no! 220 00:09:05,315 --> 00:09:07,315 Well, fun hanging out with you, Elroy. 221 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,150 We know you have your choice of friends 222 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:11,119 and we thank you for choosing us. 223 00:09:11,121 --> 00:09:13,321 Easy choice to make. 224 00:09:14,624 --> 00:09:15,857 See? Told ya. 225 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:20,662 "Elroy doesn't like us, what are we gonna do?" You guys are goofs. 226 00:09:20,664 --> 00:09:22,096 Yeah. We were silly. 227 00:09:22,098 --> 00:09:23,198 I got up to make nachos, and Elroy said 228 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,500 that was "not-cho" job, and we laughed. 229 00:09:25,502 --> 00:09:27,936 Then he made them for me. It was more than wordplay. 230 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:30,038 It really wasn't my job in his eyes. 231 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,874 I hadn't seen that side of him until now. 232 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:34,209 He had a great time. 233 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,144 Until Jeff showed up. 234 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:37,345 Maybe he just doesn't like Jeff. 235 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:40,281 Okay, my deal, Boston rules. Two up, one down, 236 00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:42,250 elf ears are wild, joker ears are regular ears, 237 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:43,952 ears go cold once they're off the head, 238 00:09:43,954 --> 00:09:44,919 rat ears are an automatic loss, 239 00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:47,222 no peeking, sniffing, or grunting, and no asking "do I have lobes." 240 00:09:47,224 --> 00:09:49,190 Chang's ahead by three pair. With an asterisk. 241 00:09:49,192 --> 00:09:51,125 It's not true, you know? Oh, it is. 242 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:52,594 I cheat my ass off at everything. 243 00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:54,229 I'm cheating at a game of hide and seek right now. 244 00:09:54,231 --> 00:09:56,564 We weren't supposed to leave the rec center. 245 00:09:56,566 --> 00:09:58,132 Okay, let's do this. 246 00:09:58,134 --> 00:10:00,635 Extra cards. 247 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,438 Stupid sink! 248 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,706 Every time! 249 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:08,576 Mother! I hate... oh! 250 00:10:08,845 --> 00:10:10,345 Oh! No rush. 251 00:10:10,347 --> 00:10:13,381 Hi. What do you need? 252 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:14,048 A club soda, please. 253 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,851 How about a little something in there to keep it company? 254 00:10:16,853 --> 00:10:17,585 What do you recommend? 255 00:10:17,587 --> 00:10:19,520 Well, scotch and soda is a classic. 256 00:10:19,522 --> 00:10:22,457 This one's okay. We just got this one in. 257 00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:24,058 It's got a pig on the bottle. 258 00:10:24,060 --> 00:10:26,728 But this one, this one's really good. 259 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:30,632 It's aged eight years, smoky, from Scotland. 260 00:10:30,634 --> 00:10:32,166 A little pricier but worth it. 261 00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:35,203 I drink this one when I've got a reason to celebrate. 262 00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:37,372 Well then, I will take that one. 263 00:10:37,374 --> 00:10:39,307 I think I've got something to celebrate. 264 00:10:39,309 --> 00:10:40,375 Oh yeah, what's that? 265 00:10:40,377 --> 00:10:43,378 She's good. 266 00:10:43,513 --> 00:10:45,546 What are you doing here? 267 00:10:45,548 --> 00:10:48,850 Britta, this is my boss. 268 00:10:48,852 --> 00:10:49,450 From Honda? 269 00:10:49,452 --> 00:10:52,620 In public you will refer to us as "Hilary" from now on. Continue. 270 00:10:52,622 --> 00:10:56,291 There's a program we can be in where we covertly market as a team. 271 00:10:56,293 --> 00:10:59,727 We can be a couple in a relationship in public. 272 00:10:59,729 --> 00:11:01,429 We can walk down the street holding hands. 273 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:05,199 If I take a job tricking people into buying things they don't want. 274 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:08,236 Do you enjoy billboards and commercials, Miss Perry? 275 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:12,774 You mean shill-boards and con-mercials? 276 00:11:12,776 --> 00:11:14,208 No, I don't. 277 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:14,842 I detest them. 278 00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:18,479 They are unmanned bulldozers rolling over everything in their path. 279 00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:20,281 What Rick does is surgical. 280 00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:23,584 He finds that part of each life that Honda can improve 281 00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:28,222 and gently bathes it in the most helpful information possible. 282 00:11:28,224 --> 00:11:31,459 I don't think you understand how surgery works. 283 00:11:31,461 --> 00:11:32,560 I came in here to get a club soda. 284 00:11:32,562 --> 00:11:35,196 Right now I am drinking probably the best scotch 285 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:38,333 I've had in years. Did you trick me? 286 00:11:38,435 --> 00:11:40,268 Am I suffering? 287 00:11:41,938 --> 00:11:44,005 Do you love this man? 288 00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:45,173 I do. 289 00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:47,909 Then I pronounce you a highly influential couple. 290 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:50,845 You may kiss your boyfriend. 291 00:11:54,617 --> 00:11:58,619 Wait, where'd he go? Well, that's not for us to understand. 292 00:11:59,055 --> 00:12:02,357 Well, okay, but he's right there. 293 00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:13,101 Hi, Todd. Hey, guys. 294 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:16,471 Mind if we sit with you? Oh, yeah. That'd be great. 295 00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:20,408 I have to say you guys seem very happy together. 296 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:21,376 Well, we have our moments. 297 00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:23,878 I'm excited because we're going antiquing this weekend. 298 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:27,849 I love antiquing. Everything is so old. 299 00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:29,751 I like it, too. You said you hated it. 300 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,052 I hated finding these treasures 301 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,221 and not being able to fit them in the car. 302 00:12:33,223 --> 00:12:33,788 Now I got a CR-V. 303 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,823 CR-V? Yeah, Rick's new Honda. 304 00:12:35,825 --> 00:12:37,592 He won't shut up about it. 305 00:12:37,594 --> 00:12:39,227 It's kind of a game-changer. 306 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,062 It's certainly a sex-life changer. 307 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,231 Sorry. 308 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:45,466 We're being obnoxious. 309 00:12:45,468 --> 00:12:46,401 So what have you been up to? 310 00:12:46,403 --> 00:12:50,338 I don't remember. CR-V, you say? 311 00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:53,441 CR-V. CR-V. 312 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:57,578 You're amazing. You're amazing. 313 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:58,846 Honda's amazing. 314 00:12:58,848 --> 00:13:02,150 I want you to meet my parents. Yes. 315 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:04,285 Honda... 316 00:13:04,287 --> 00:13:05,019 Look, Britta's in love. 317 00:13:05,021 --> 00:13:07,522 Yep. He must be a very special young man. 318 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:12,060 I bet they'll be together for a very long time. 319 00:13:15,165 --> 00:13:18,766 You got her pegged, man. Pegged. 320 00:13:18,768 --> 00:13:19,934 Oh, hey, Jeff. Hey. 321 00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:21,803 Hey, here. You can have my seat. 322 00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:23,104 I was just going to class. 323 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:23,838 Oh, wait, before you go. 324 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,441 I know you have every one of Natalie is Freezing CDs, 325 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:29,577 but Abed found some songs by them online that they did 326 00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:32,814 for a charity album for homeless skateboarders. 327 00:13:32,882 --> 00:13:35,850 Plastic Doll Parts, Wallpaper Chrysalis, 328 00:13:35,852 --> 00:13:38,252 Weird Blanket. 329 00:13:38,254 --> 00:13:39,387 I've never heard these. 330 00:13:39,389 --> 00:13:40,888 This is great. Thanks. 331 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:43,925 Hey, stay away from that mechanic. 332 00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:46,127 Unless I need a wrench made of licorice. 333 00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:53,568 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Inside joke. 334 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,503 Man, I'm like a fart to that guy. 335 00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:57,205 He can't get away fast enough. 336 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,374 What? No. I mean, maybe. 337 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,276 What the hell happened at that Ears game 338 00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:03,411 that made him like you so much? 339 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:05,379 A few brief moments of human vulnerability. 340 00:14:05,381 --> 00:14:06,581 Not really your wheelhouse. 341 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,883 Oh, I'm sure you have detailed files 342 00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,918 on human vulnerability, Abed. 343 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,452 What... oh! 344 00:14:11,454 --> 00:14:12,720 Whoa, take a knee, man. He's right, Jeff. 345 00:14:12,722 --> 00:14:15,723 If you want Elroy to like you, maybe you need to put yourself out there. 346 00:14:15,725 --> 00:14:19,193 You mean bribe him with gifts, 347 00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:21,362 like your Natasha Freezes CD? 348 00:14:21,364 --> 00:14:23,264 Natalie is Freezing. 349 00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:25,299 Ugh. Natalie is Freezing. 350 00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:27,935 Natalie is Freezing. 351 00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:29,070 Mmm-hmm. Natalie is Freezing, 352 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:32,340 Natalie is Freezing, Natalie is Freezing... 353 00:14:35,378 --> 00:14:37,211 What is this? 354 00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:41,048 I don't know. I... 355 00:14:43,453 --> 00:14:44,919 I don't know. 356 00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,854 Honda. The power of dreams. 357 00:14:46,856 --> 00:14:50,391 Dean Pelton, I know how susceptible you are to advertising. 358 00:14:50,393 --> 00:14:53,327 Would you say I'm a Level Seven Susceptible? No. 359 00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:54,629 because why would I? 360 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,264 Because that's moon man talk. 361 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,733 You mentioned a new kid earlier 362 00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:01,102 who told you about the new Honda Fit. 363 00:15:01,104 --> 00:15:02,670 Rick. Britta's boyfriend? 364 00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:05,173 Yeah. But he's not... no. 365 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:05,873 He's a good man. 366 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,910 And he wouldn't secretly be working for Honda 367 00:15:08,912 --> 00:15:11,179 because when we first met, he was secretly working 368 00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:14,182 for a completely different company. 369 00:15:14,184 --> 00:15:18,419 Are you... I don't know how to... 370 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:21,122 I have a rule about being constructive, 371 00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,089 so I can't ask any questions right now 372 00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:24,825 because all the questions that I have right now are rhetorical 373 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,627 and they end with the word idiot. 374 00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:27,895 Do you know what a rhetorical... 375 00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:31,132 no, of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot... 376 00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,233 I'm sorry. 377 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,870 I am so sorry, but you're so stupid. 378 00:15:35,872 --> 00:15:38,105 You have no idea, and you're the only one 379 00:15:38,107 --> 00:15:39,507 who has no idea, because guess why. 380 00:15:39,509 --> 00:15:41,609 Don't answer that. You'll get it wrong. 381 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:44,612 Aw, so dumb. You're just a dumb little man 382 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:47,281 who tries to destroy this school every minute... 383 00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:49,784 I am sorry! 384 00:15:49,786 --> 00:15:52,119 I'm so sorry. 385 00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:57,725 Oh! Oh, it's okay. 386 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:00,595 I mean it's not okay, but... shh. 387 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:02,396 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 388 00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:04,098 Oh, so stupid. 389 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,834 Oh, shh, shh, shh. 390 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:07,835 Such a dummy. 391 00:16:07,837 --> 00:16:11,372 We are just so thrilled that you brought a friend. 392 00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:13,074 Thrilled. And it is "friend," then? 393 00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:15,977 I mean, is that the correct moniker? 394 00:16:15,979 --> 00:16:18,045 Boyfriend. 395 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:20,982 This is... well that's... whoa! This is very exciting. 396 00:16:20,984 --> 00:16:23,718 Boy, you could jus t bowl me over with one of those, um, uh... 397 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,720 sweetheart, you know, what are the, uh... 398 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:28,122 you remember at the Johnson's cabin... 399 00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:29,023 Feathers. 400 00:16:29,025 --> 00:16:30,424 You could bowl me over with a feather. 401 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:32,526 Well, you have a lovely home. I love this carpet. 402 00:16:32,528 --> 00:16:35,730 It reminds me of the quality floor mats in my Honda CR-V. 403 00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:38,032 Oh, come on, sweetie, that's not necessary. 404 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,201 You refer to your floor mats as "quality." 405 00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:44,038 I've never heard that level of floor-mat enthusiasm. 406 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,340 Should we be caring more about our floor mats, George? 407 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,643 I don't think we need to jump to conclusions, Deb. 408 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:49,944 Just let the man finish his story. 409 00:16:49,946 --> 00:16:51,279 They're floor mats, that's the story. 410 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,181 Hey, what's this? What's that? Look all around. 411 00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:55,249 There's things all around us. 412 00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:56,651 Would you like to see a movie? We have one. 413 00:16:56,653 --> 00:17:00,554 What is it, George? It's, uh, it's the, uh... The Aviator! 414 00:17:00,556 --> 00:17:01,455 N-no... The Avatar. 415 00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:05,126 Uh, no, thank you. That movie is three hours of puke. 416 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,901 Of course, Britta's joking. 417 00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:17,104 We enjoy Avatar very much. 418 00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:18,673 We do? Yes. 419 00:17:18,675 --> 00:17:21,075 It's an immensely popular movie. 420 00:17:21,077 --> 00:17:23,277 Of course, we love it. 421 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:27,081 How many alumni have responded? 422 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,250 Not many, but I think our current students 423 00:17:29,252 --> 00:17:30,584 will show up for the degree raffle. 424 00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:31,986 How 'bout we put the deejay over there? 425 00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:33,054 You're not gonna need a deejay. 426 00:17:33,056 --> 00:17:35,156 I've been saying that since the invention of the shuffle button. 427 00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:38,426 I have booked a surprise musical guest this evening... 428 00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:40,761 a little piece of '90s nostalgia 429 00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:44,398 you might call Natalie is Freezing. 430 00:17:48,204 --> 00:17:49,570 Are you out of your damn mind? 431 00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:50,938 What? You know this band? 432 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,806 You know damn well I do. 433 00:17:51,808 --> 00:17:56,110 Why do you always... what... what, are you trying to get me to like you? 434 00:17:56,112 --> 00:17:57,645 No. Good. 435 00:17:57,647 --> 00:17:58,979 'Cause it ain't working. 436 00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:03,150 You weird hair-gelled CPR dummy. 437 00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:04,352 It's pomade! Ah. 438 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:08,923 As long as I'm up here, does anyone want anything reached? 439 00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:10,691 Hey. 440 00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:12,193 We're Natalie is Freezing. 441 00:18:12,195 --> 00:18:12,860 Oh, are you Natalie? 442 00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:15,162 I'm Julie. The name of the band is Natalie is Freezing. 443 00:18:15,164 --> 00:18:19,200 Why would anyone in the band be Natalie? We're artists. 444 00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:19,767 Cool. 445 00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:21,769 So, our deejay was gonna man the frozen yogurt machine. 446 00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:22,837 Is that something that you guys can handle? 447 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:26,741 If you do need anything reached, I've been practicing. 448 00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:30,177 We like Avatar? 449 00:18:30,179 --> 00:18:34,482 In public, yes, we like things most people like. 450 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,217 Our job isn't to alienate people. 451 00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,885 We're on the job with my parents? 452 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:41,522 With everyone, everywhere, all the time. 453 00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:42,957 You wanted a relationship. 454 00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,825 A real one. It's real. 455 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,328 Do you not think Honda makes good products? 456 00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:47,962 Of course I do. 457 00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,864 That's never been remotely in question, 458 00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:51,899 but why does that mean that I like Avatar? 459 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:53,234 Because you're not a monster, all right? 460 00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:56,570 Because people don't want to drive what a monster drives. 461 00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:59,507 Stop the Honda, Rick! Do you hear me? 462 00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:00,541 Use a light press of your foot 463 00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:03,377 to engage the highly responsive anti-lock brakes 464 00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:06,313 of this incredible vehicle, now! 465 00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:11,352 I want to be with you... the real you. 466 00:19:11,354 --> 00:19:14,755 This is me. This is what I do. 467 00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:19,126 When I influence people to buy Honda products... 468 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:20,728 I feel God's pleasure. 469 00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,263 That's from Chariots of Fire. 470 00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:26,133 I love Chariots of Fire. So do I. 471 00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,103 Also, we have to. 472 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:32,473 Damn it, Britta! 473 00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:35,109 Oops. 474 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:42,750 Aw, man, you people are everywhere. 475 00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:43,984 I was looking for a place to hide. 476 00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:47,254 Don't worry. I'm not gonna bother you. 477 00:19:48,157 --> 00:19:49,490 Okay, then, 478 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:52,259 give me a gin and tonic. 479 00:19:55,264 --> 00:19:59,066 Your friend Jeff booked Natalie is Freezing for the dance. 480 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,669 What? Tonight? We got to go! 481 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,571 Why aren't you excited? 482 00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:04,972 I used to date her. 483 00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:06,874 Natalie? 484 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:07,575 Her name is Julie. 485 00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:09,076 Why would the band's name be her name? She's an artist. 486 00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:13,414 We listened to them together. You never said anything about this. 487 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,449 She messed me up. 488 00:20:15,451 --> 00:20:18,419 She messed me up pretty good. 489 00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:20,855 Here's to forgetting. Not gonna toast to that. 490 00:20:20,857 --> 00:20:23,858 Well, then, forget you too. Aw, give me a break. 491 00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:24,692 That's the whole problem. 492 00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:27,261 Everybody's in such a rush to protect themselves from each other. 493 00:20:27,263 --> 00:20:30,097 Sure, yes, you got to defend your castle, 494 00:20:30,099 --> 00:20:31,699 but you also got to... 495 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:35,035 What's that thing that castles have? 496 00:20:35,037 --> 00:20:36,403 Walls? Come on. 497 00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:37,371 A moat? Goes over the moat. 498 00:20:37,373 --> 00:20:39,707 Goes over the moat. Enemy knights? 499 00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:40,875 Cavalry? Uh, arrows? 500 00:20:40,877 --> 00:20:43,878 No. Come on, stop it. Goes like this. 501 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,546 Alligators? No! It's one thing. 502 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,815 It's mechanical. One mechanical alligator! 503 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:48,816 Are you screwing with me? 504 00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:50,150 I don't even know what the hell you're talking about! 505 00:20:50,152 --> 00:20:54,088 It's one mechanical thing! It goes over the moat! It goes like this! 506 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:54,989 A catapult! 507 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,857 Ow, Jesus! W-What are you doing... 508 00:20:56,859 --> 00:20:59,393 Britta, I love you. 509 00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:00,761 I'm gonna quit Honda. 510 00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:02,663 I'll get a job, uh... 511 00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:05,466 I... I don't know, what do regular people do? 512 00:21:05,468 --> 00:21:07,668 Well, they buy things. I'll do that. 513 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:09,603 For me? No, for Honda. 514 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,138 Yes, for you! 515 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,940 Normally, I would give you a hard time, 516 00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:16,010 but I don't want to be like this guy, so... 517 00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:17,611 Oh, you're coming... I'm coming to you. 518 00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:19,179 You're coming over? Okay. You... 519 00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:20,381 Okay, that seems like a really a hard way... 520 00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:23,551 Can you give me... okay, wait, watch out for this foot, though. 521 00:21:23,553 --> 00:21:24,084 Okay. Okay. 522 00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:26,220 Hold on to me. Hold on to me. 523 00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,956 Oh, my God! 524 00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:32,259 Oh, wow. Uh, what do we do now? 525 00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:34,161 Uh, my school's having a dance tonight. 526 00:21:34,163 --> 00:21:35,896 My favorite band is playing. 527 00:21:35,898 --> 00:21:37,431 Let's go! 528 00:21:40,436 --> 00:21:43,771 A drawbridge. A drawbridge! 529 00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:55,849 You need a drawbridge. 530 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:05,426 It's Elroy's favorite band, too. 531 00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:06,794 Really? I once... I once hallucinated 532 00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:09,863 one of their music videos in his RV. That's weird. 533 00:22:09,865 --> 00:22:11,966 No, the Dean can't introduce the band tonight. 534 00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:13,634 He's in his office, deciding what kind of vehicles 535 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,536 to buy for the athletic department. 536 00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:16,904 Yeah, he needs a whole fleet. 537 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:19,340 That's right, a fleet of vehicles. 538 00:22:19,342 --> 00:22:21,208 He just needs to pick a model of car. 539 00:22:21,210 --> 00:22:22,576 He's in his office. Did you hear that? 540 00:22:22,578 --> 00:22:25,245 Yes, I heard it, Rick, but we're out of the game. 541 00:22:25,247 --> 00:22:26,981 Not yet. We can leave on a high. 542 00:22:26,983 --> 00:22:29,049 The Dean is a Level Seven Susceptible, Britta. 543 00:22:29,051 --> 00:22:31,752 It's a once-in-a-lifetime feeling. You won't believe it. 544 00:22:31,754 --> 00:22:35,289 I do believe it, but I don't need it. Do you? 545 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:39,226 I'll just do this one last job, then we'll be free. 546 00:22:42,431 --> 00:22:44,698 Be right back. 547 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:49,637 Guess I'm a Level Seven Susceptible, too. 548 00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:09,790 Why do they assume somebody is named Natalie in the band? 549 00:23:09,792 --> 00:23:10,791 It, like, happens all the time. 550 00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:13,661 Like, remember when we were in Syracuse... 551 00:23:14,630 --> 00:23:17,064 Elroy? Julie, 552 00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:18,499 you messed me up. 553 00:23:18,501 --> 00:23:20,868 You came after me, because I wasn't interested. 554 00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:22,736 You got me interested, and I fell hard. 555 00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:25,172 Then, you got bored and destroyed me. 556 00:23:25,174 --> 00:23:29,209 And I've been afraid to love anybody for 20 years since, 557 00:23:29,211 --> 00:23:29,877 but not anymore. 558 00:23:29,879 --> 00:23:30,944 Okay. I still love you. 559 00:23:30,946 --> 00:23:35,049 But I'm not gonna keep on hurting others just because you hurt me. 560 00:23:35,051 --> 00:23:36,483 Fine. "Fine." 561 00:23:36,485 --> 00:23:39,787 That's you. That's my impression of you, 562 00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,288 you jaded, hipster a-hole. 563 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:43,891 I still love your music. 564 00:23:44,527 --> 00:23:45,492 Have a great gig. 565 00:23:45,494 --> 00:23:47,761 Elroy, I'm tired of playing this game. 566 00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:51,331 I like you and I want you to like me. 567 00:23:52,635 --> 00:23:54,501 Oh, okay. 568 00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:56,070 You're a good guy, Jeff Winger. 569 00:23:56,072 --> 00:23:57,604 You and I are gonna be friends. 570 00:23:57,606 --> 00:23:59,339 Okay, great. Whatever. 571 00:23:59,341 --> 00:24:01,175 I love you. 572 00:24:01,277 --> 00:24:02,443 I love you. 573 00:24:02,445 --> 00:24:04,078 I love you. 574 00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:17,291 Sorry, Britta. 575 00:24:20,796 --> 00:24:21,395 Britta, 576 00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:25,432 did you know your boyfriend was guerilla marketing for Honda? 577 00:24:25,434 --> 00:24:29,103 I knew he represented something I wanted to buy. 578 00:24:29,105 --> 00:24:32,139 I did good, Frankie. Didn't I do good? 579 00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:35,008 Yes. Good Dean. 580 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:36,910 Smart Dean. 581 00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:39,213 He'll be fine. 582 00:24:39,215 --> 00:24:41,482 But he can never come back here. 583 00:24:41,484 --> 00:24:43,183 I understand. 584 00:24:46,889 --> 00:24:51,091 Of course, if you want to come with us... 585 00:24:51,093 --> 00:24:53,794 because you are good. 586 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,863 I had nothing to do with it. 587 00:24:55,865 --> 00:24:58,565 The 2015 Honda CR-V sells itself. 588 00:24:58,567 --> 00:25:04,872 That's why it's this year's Motor Trend Sport/Utility of the Year. 589 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:18,786 Oh, my. 590 00:25:18,788 --> 00:25:22,189 Where did he go? 591 00:25:22,525 --> 00:25:24,191 Thank you. 592 00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:25,626 Thank you. 593 00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:29,263 I know all of you know this next one. 594 00:25:30,432 --> 00:25:33,901 Pillar of Garbage! Whoo! 595 00:25:42,011 --> 00:25:44,311 I think this song is about me. 596 00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:46,747 Or heroin. Oh, who cares? 597 00:26:32,962 --> 00:26:36,296 So now I ask a question? Mom does. We answer it. 598 00:26:36,298 --> 00:26:37,464 What am I? A rabbit. 599 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:38,532 Obviously, you can't do that. 600 00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:40,534 Obviously you can't ask what you are. 601 00:26:40,536 --> 00:26:41,268 Mom, change your ears. 602 00:26:41,270 --> 00:26:44,304 Okay, sweetie. You didn't say that before. 603 00:26:44,306 --> 00:26:46,406 Dad, ask Mom a question about your ears. 604 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:48,809 I can't see my ears. That's why you're asking! 605 00:26:48,811 --> 00:26:50,277 Okay, Deb, what are my ears? 606 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:52,246 No! Like, "Am I an animal?" 607 00:26:52,248 --> 00:26:54,848 Well, yes! You are! And so are you. 608 00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:57,784 Britta, whatever happened to Rick? 609 00:26:57,786 --> 00:27:00,287 Oh, my God! Okay, okay. 610 00:27:00,289 --> 00:27:01,788 Ships in the night, I guess, eh? 611 00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:02,556 Why would you ask that? 612 00:27:02,558 --> 00:27:04,558 I came over here, because Rick and I broke up. 613 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,895 I know that. I just thought maybe something had changed. 614 00:27:07,897 --> 00:27:08,996 While I was sitting here? 615 00:27:08,998 --> 00:27:11,732 Well, you know, these days, with all the apps. 616 00:27:11,734 --> 00:27:12,532 Play the game! 617 00:27:12,534 --> 00:27:15,602 All right, which friend of ours collects me? 618 00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:18,138 Joanne Schoenbuchner. I'm elephants. 619 00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:20,974 Yes! Am I an animal? How in the hell did... 620 00:27:20,976 --> 00:27:22,910 Aw, not by a long shot. 621 00:27:22,912 --> 00:27:25,412 Do I work in your office? 622 00:27:25,414 --> 00:27:27,915 Mom. Nathan in accounts receivable... 623 00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:29,316 not his first wife, his second wife. 624 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:30,651 The one that made cake for Memorial Day. 625 00:27:30,653 --> 00:27:33,253 Am I Mister Spock? Yes, you are. That's it. 626 00:27:33,255 --> 00:27:35,389 I love this game. This is fun. 627 00:27:35,391 --> 00:27:37,524 Where... where... 628 00:27:37,526 --> 00:27:39,826 Ugh. 629 00:27:40,462 --> 00:27:44,031 I think we did something wrong. 630 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:47,301 I know we did, Deb.