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Do you want subtitles for any video?

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Jeff, you haven't even looked
at the new course catalog.

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I'm like a kid in a candy store.

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Well, the candy has lost its
appeal now that I work at the store.

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You might say becoming a
teacher here gave me diabetes.

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I was just saying that.

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Are you always thirsty and fatigued
and you have blurry vision and

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your cuts heal slower?

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Those are actual diabetes symptoms.

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That's what the doctor said.

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So, is he treating it?

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I asked him the same thing.

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What did he say?

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He said, make an appointment through
his office during business hours.

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This is his home, his children sleep here.

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You know doctors.

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Oh, my gosh, you guys.

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There's a class called Basic Grifting.

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Should we all learn how
to be grifters together?

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Wait, what do grifters do again?

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I got this.

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I'll tell you for five bucks.

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No.

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You better sign me up Me too.

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I've always wanted to learn more
about grifting ever since I saw 1990's,

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The Grifters, featuring John
Cusack, Anjelica Huston, and

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almost no grifting.

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You guys, don't take a grifting class.

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You're going to get grifted.

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Even more so than by that oceanography
class, only none of you will

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even get a goldfish, then you're
gonna come crying back to me.

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Why you?

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Because, lets face it,

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I'm the closest thing that Greendale
has to an experienced grifter.

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Oh, this is one of those things where
Jeff gets jealous of something dumb.

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Jeff's jealous of a grifter.

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Because he wishes he was still a grifter

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That's something even I could
mock, and I live in an RV.

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I'm judging you, and my dinner
table folds down from a wall.

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I say we all take the grifting class
together, have a great time, and

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rub it in Jeff's face!

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Who's in, and can you cover me?

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I'll pay you back.

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I'll get it from your parents.

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I'll pay you back.

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At which point I'll pay back your parents.

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Which will be never.

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I'll get a high five from your parents.

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All right, each student
should bring a briefcase.

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I don't have a briefcase.

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We're gonna grift with briefcases?

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Basic my ass, that's advanced.

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Mm-hm.

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I have a few extra briefcases.

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Shocker. Are they regulation?

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We each need a regulation
grifting briefcase.

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It's a grift.

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What's a regulation briefcase?

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I don't know.

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But they're provided for only $150.

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You're being grifted.

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Shut up, Jeff.

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You're such a negative person.

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What do you contribute to
this group besides negativity?

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Guys, watch this, can I borrow $150?

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No. See!

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Now who's gonna come with me
and show this guy what's up?

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I'll pay you back. I'll
get it from your parents.

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Tell them I spit on their
wealth and thank you.

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Good morning.

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My name is Professor Roger
DeSalvo, for the time being.

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For I use many a pseudonym, such
as Jeff Goulash, Philip Switch,

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or Baz Ravish.

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For I am a grifter and
this is Grifting 101.

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Now which one of you thinks
I did that on purpose?

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Exactly, you think you've seen me fail.

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You think you've spotted a weakness.

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Let me tell you something, with a flick
of a wrist, I could show you a fool

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one minute, or longer.

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I see you've got your briefcases.

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Excellent. Hold them aloft.

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Pass them to each other.

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Now pass them back.

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Do it at speed.

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Quicker!

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Pass them like hell.

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Pass them like your sister's dying,
and continue that for about 40 minutes.

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Wait, 40 minutes?

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What's your name, my love?

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Annie Edison.

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That sounds like a real name,

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not the name of a grifter
and therefore, not a teacher.

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Ahem.

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What?

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My name is Slick Pockets Tucker.

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No, it's not.

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That's correct. I was just wondering
what the next lesson will be.

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The next lesson will be
passing two briefcases.

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You need to master the
art of passing one, and

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then you can purchase another briefcase.

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What? You talk too much.

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Keep passing.

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It's a very funny book.

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Oh no, grifters.

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I better watch my french
fries unless, counterfeit?

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Where'd you learn to do that?

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We didn't learn anything.

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That class is... A rip off?

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Hm, what's another word for that?

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All he did was throw his hat
and make us pass briefcases.

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And, he kept trying to sell us stuff.

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Briefcase swapping talcum for
grifters palm, briefcase hinge oil for

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silence switcheroos, and something
called extra believable socks.

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Those are actually half off, I
kind of feel like I grifted him.

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So in a sense, what happened is
you took a class about grifting.

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Aaaaaannnnnd... Jeff, you
really need us to say it?

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You were... Eh, whoa, whoa,
yeah I need you to say it.

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Let me just get settled.

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Okay go.

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You were right.

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Yeah.

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Well, you live and you learn, guys.

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Well, you live anyway.

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So now, will you please help us?

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Help you?

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We want revenge.

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We wanna grift him back.

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You wanna grift a grifter?

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That's as dumb as taking his class.

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Just cut your losses.

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But, Jeff.

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I begged you not to go down this
path, and you made fun of me.

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You pointed in my face and laughed.

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We're sorry we hurt your feelings.

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My feelings are fine.

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I'm just very lazy, and you
gave me an excuse to do nothing.

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I'm not just gonna throw that away.

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You don't want to take this guy down?

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He's even lazier than you.

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Doesn't your species
consider that a challenge?

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Shouldn't you be on some kind of reverse
pissing contest to determine who's

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laziest?

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Wait, is that where you
suck it back up in your?

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I'm sorry, I've only ever
done it the other way.

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You mean peeing?

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No, I mean in the back.

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He hasn't done anything to me.

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In fact, he sounds like a pretty good guy.

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I bet we'd get along.

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Good show.

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Good show.

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What show?

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I haven't seen that show.

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All right.

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All the best.

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And, you are?

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Well, I was the guy with a full bottle
of scotch and a high tolerance for

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foreigners.

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How robust.

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I'd imagine that you're Jeff Winger.

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Turns out we're going to be office buddies.

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Hello there, sir.

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My name is Roger DeSalvo.

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Or is it?

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You see, I happen to be
in the... Grifting 101.

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Yes, I've heard about you.

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That would be your desk.

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If you need a mnemonic device,

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it's the one without someone
else's stuff all over it.

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Well played, very well played.

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I gotta say.

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I admire your style.

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Grifting people by selling
them grifting lessons?

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It's genius, but I called it.

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I never said my class was a grift.

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I don't worry about me, I'm one of you.

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Was, anyway.

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Do tell.

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Well, I worked at one of the top law
firms in the city as a lawyer, but

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guess what.

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I'm not a lawyer.

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Well, I think you're talking about lying.

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Grifting happens to be an art form.

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The art of lying.

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Let's not get high-handed.

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Grifting is lying.

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Okay. So, like a string is a sweater?

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Like, paint is the Sistine Chapel?

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Sure, grifting includes lying, but
only a liar would call grifting lying.

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And, only a delusional
hobo would glorify stealing.

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Really? Did you say something
that wasn't true there?

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Maybe we should phone the museum.

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I was on your side.

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You're an ass.

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Well, you're a craftless, artless thug.

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And, I'm God's paintbrush.

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No, I am God, which pretty
much makes me better than you.

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You know what?

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Let's agree to disagree.

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It's not important.

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Oh, okay.

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So, you can lie.

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Yeah, you liar.

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Yeah.

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I wanna speak to you, you son of a bitch.

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What?

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I love you.

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Oh.

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I do too.

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Good.

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Hm.

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Hm.

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Why are you guys still doing that?

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Well, it was homework, and
we're getting better, right?

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Or, the friction has gradually melted
the handle to fit into our palms.

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There's nothing to get better at.

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The class is a grift.

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The next person who says
grift is gonna grift!

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My god, now it's replacing other words.

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All right, I'm in.

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Let's grift the son of a bitch.

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Yay!

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Why are you cheering?

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He could be saying anything.

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Grift!

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Grift!

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Grift!

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Grift!

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Grift!

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Grift!

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Good work, I can't remember your name.

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Likewise, no idea what your name is.

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Great job.

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All right.

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I say you're pretty close to
swapping the briefcases loaded with

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actual fake money such as this.

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This isn't real money,
it's just cut up newspaper.

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But it weighs the same,
costs five dollars a piece.

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You'll be using ten.

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Telegram for Elroy Patashnik.

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I'm Patashnik.

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Telegram, sir.

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Oh, my God.

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My Aunt Baba died on
vacation while in Africa.

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Aw.

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But she left me a million dollars, but

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the African government
wants to seize the funds.

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Class dismissed.

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Not you.

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Are you out of your mind?

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What? The African telegram.

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The Jim Belushi of grift?

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Are you trying to grift me?

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I'll cut you in for fourteen grand.

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Get out.

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Out.

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One more thing.

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Nice try twice.

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Twice? The fake grift within the
grift, or the double bean, if you like.

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I'm gonna mention a name and however
you react, I'll know the truth.

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Jeff Winger, that's the one!

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Jeff Winger? What with the, who?

263
00:11:17,251 --> 00:11:18,541
That's the one.

264
00:11:18,541 --> 00:11:19,901
Out you go.

265
00:11:19,901 --> 00:11:20,491
Say hi to him.

266
00:11:23,362 --> 00:11:29,025
By the way, Jeff Winger, nice try thrice.

267
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,901
Hey, how was grifting class?

268
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,822
Did you teach some advanced grifting
techniques only you could understand?

269
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,281
The Brown Betty?

270
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,342
The Texas oil baby?

271
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:41,631
The reverse Jim Gaffigan?

272
00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:44,572
Well, I wouldn't teach
the African telegram.

273
00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:46,222
Since I'm not a hack.

274
00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:48,491
And also, since the Internet.

275
00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:49,621
Okay.

276
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:50,312
You got me.

277
00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:50,972
Game over.

278
00:11:50,972 --> 00:11:56,116
- Let's end this competition
- Cheers to that.

279
00:12:01,833 --> 00:12:03,577
Sir, you.

280
00:12:03,577 --> 00:12:05,241
That guy left his lottery
ticket on the table.

281
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,442
That was the telegram man.

282
00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:06,962
No, it wasn't.

283
00:12:06,962 --> 00:12:08,651
I mean what telegram?

284
00:12:08,651 --> 00:12:09,371
Exactly.

285
00:12:09,371 --> 00:12:10,671
What telegram?

286
00:12:10,671 --> 00:12:13,001
Because the Internet, you know?

287
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:16,021
That place that you obviously went
to to type in the word grifting.

288
00:12:16,021 --> 00:12:18,411
I'm gonna grift you.

289
00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:20,082
I'm gonna grift your ass.

290
00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:21,820
Or is that the grift?

291
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,051
None of it is a grift!

292
00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:24,562
It's all nonsense!

293
00:12:24,562 --> 00:12:29,291
Okay, how many times have I told
you people the faculty lounge is

294
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,411
not a bar?

295
00:12:30,411 --> 00:12:32,521
All right, pack it up people.

296
00:12:32,521 --> 00:12:35,525
Come on, you don't have to go teach
a class but you can't stay here.

297
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:37,232
Look, truce.

298
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:38,562
Okay?

299
00:12:38,562 --> 00:12:42,179
Promise no more grifting and
promise, if this is worth a million,

300
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,791
we'll split it.

301
00:12:44,791 --> 00:12:45,332
You're an idiot.

302
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,781
Or maybe I'm a genius.

303
00:12:47,781 --> 00:12:48,592
No, I can answer that.

304
00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:49,972
You're definitely an idiot.

305
00:12:49,972 --> 00:12:52,312
Can an idiot walk backwards
like this and not hit anything?

306
00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:56,192
Maybe. Or, maybe not.

307
00:12:57,275 --> 00:13:00,607
What?

308
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,982
What are you doing here?

309
00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:10,775
This guy is a grifter.

310
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,400
Professor of grifting.

311
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,189
He charges $400, you
get two brief cases and

312
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:17,582
your ex boyfriend becomes an obsessive.

313
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:20,390
I didn't know you and Winger were lovers.

314
00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:23,741
If he wanted my respect, he
should have opened with that.

315
00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,771
Are you trying to be disarming?

316
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,102
Are you grifting me out of my arms?

317
00:13:28,102 --> 00:13:28,991
I did nothing to that man.

318
00:13:28,991 --> 00:13:30,312
He called himself a grifter.

319
00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:31,511
I just simply corrected him.

320
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,362
Yeah, because the truth is so
important to the both of you.

321
00:13:36,011 --> 00:13:38,775
So what's it gonna cost
to make you go away?

322
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,817
Well?

323
00:13:47,817 --> 00:13:49,031
He took the bait.

324
00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:49,621
Yes.

325
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,212
Yes.

326
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:52,092
Wait, I thought we didn't
want him to take the bait?

327
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,323
No, no, we're saying the same thing.

328
00:13:53,323 --> 00:13:55,161
He didn't take the bait,
we didn't want taken.

329
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,301
The African Telegram?

330
00:13:58,301 --> 00:14:03,452
Yeah, which was offered as fake bait
and taken as such, ie, not taken.

331
00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:05,411
Because that made him feel in control.

332
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,991
And by avoiding all visible bait, he
placed himself on the invisible hook

333
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,822
of assuming we're planning to grift him.

334
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:11,621
Oh, I like it.

335
00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:12,281
Yeah.

336
00:14:12,281 --> 00:14:12,781
And.

337
00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:13,801
But we are.

338
00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,332
So we knows the truth.

339
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,982
Isn't that like the one thing you're
not supposed to know when you're

340
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,482
being grifted?

341
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:18,982
Hm.

342
00:14:20,062 --> 00:14:24,151
He can know a plan all he wants.

343
00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:26,531
But the plan he knows won't be our plan.

344
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:27,212
Okay.

345
00:14:27,212 --> 00:14:28,671
Oh.

346
00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:33,982
Because our plan is impossible to know?

347
00:14:33,982 --> 00:14:41,141
Because, oh, my god, Jeff
is making this up as we go.

348
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,582
Shh, knock it off.

349
00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:44,651
What do you want from me?

350
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,871
We wanted you to help us do a grift.

351
00:14:46,871 --> 00:14:47,419
I'm working on it.

352
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:48,628
Improvisationally?

353
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:50,002
He definitely had in the plan in The Sting.

354
00:14:50,002 --> 00:14:52,421
If anybody wants to watch it it's
important you know it knocks out half

355
00:14:52,421 --> 00:14:53,002
a calendar day.

356
00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:56,102
Look, do you guys remember
when we hugged and jumped up and

357
00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,377
down in the cafeteria?

358
00:14:57,377 --> 00:14:57,996
Yeah.

359
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:58,732
Obviously.

360
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,041
Well, having been together
virtually non-stop ever since,

361
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,192
at what point do you think
I slipped off with pen and

362
00:15:04,192 --> 00:15:08,121
paper and planned an entire
grift, then withheld it from you?

363
00:15:08,121 --> 00:15:13,732
I guess at any of the several dozen
points when a normal person would say,

364
00:15:13,732 --> 00:15:15,722
by the way, I have no plan.

365
00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:17,462
In The Sting, they do
withhold stuff from each other.

366
00:15:17,462 --> 00:15:19,092
Or from the audience,
but I think for effect.

367
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,862
Also, be warned, 20% of
the movie is hand drawn.

368
00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,521
Abed, why don't you marry The Sting?

369
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:25,544
Okay, just so you know, if I do
and we have half Sting children,

370
00:15:25,544 --> 00:15:27,866
when they ask me how to grift, I'm
gonna tell them to watch their mother,

371
00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:28,480
not listen to you!

372
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:28,980
Yeah!

373
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,496
Shut up, okay!

374
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:36,881
You guys, you're, you're
always picking on me, all right?

375
00:15:36,881 --> 00:15:37,882
Oh. Oh.

376
00:15:37,882 --> 00:15:39,286
And you've really been hammering me lately.

377
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:42,999
All I had was the idea that,

378
00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:47,207
look, look, I, I need this.

379
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,036
I need to be better than this guy.

380
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,697
So let me think.

381
00:15:56,261 --> 00:15:56,934
Abed.

382
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:57,616
Yeah?

383
00:15:57,616 --> 00:15:58,430
Did you bring your laptop?

384
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,102
Yes, right here.

385
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:01,680
What do you wanna do with it?

386
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:05,140
Watch The Sting.

387
00:16:10,852 --> 00:16:12,592
It's over.

388
00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:13,926
Whatever.

389
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,132
Who got shot?

390
00:16:15,132 --> 00:16:16,248
What's going on?

391
00:16:16,248 --> 00:16:17,682
Was Sting even in it?

392
00:16:17,682 --> 00:16:19,312
That movie was terrible.

393
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,202
You slept the whole time.

394
00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:20,891
Yeah, that's worse.

395
00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:22,271
The dialogue seeped into my dreams.

396
00:16:22,271 --> 00:16:23,472
My whole brain is long and quiet.

397
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,791
So how did they grift him?

398
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,301
Well, they basically
made a fake building and

399
00:16:29,301 --> 00:16:32,862
hired 1,000 people to
cooperate in perfect secrecy.

400
00:16:32,862 --> 00:16:33,651
Huh.

401
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:35,051
Should we just do that?

402
00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:36,582
We could watch another grifter movie.

403
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:37,871
There's more activity in Matchstick Men.

404
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,531
Oh, like what?

405
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,661
At one point they build a fake hospital.

406
00:16:40,661 --> 00:16:42,411
So much construction!

407
00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:46,397
Oh, God, it's so late.

408
00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:48,103
You guys are gonna bail on me, aren't you?

409
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,184
I think we have to Jeff.

410
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:51,381
We've tried everything we can.

411
00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:55,021
Maybe over the weekend I can make a
fake building, but all the briefcases,

412
00:16:55,021 --> 00:16:56,381
and the swapping, and The Sting?

413
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,982
I'm not cut out for it.

414
00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,323
I'm starting to think that real grifts
only really happen in the movies,

415
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,809
and even in the movies
they barely make sense.

416
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:02,785
Look, I'm old.

417
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:03,933
The Sting is terrible.

418
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,581
Grifting is stupid.

419
00:17:05,581 --> 00:17:06,491
The writing's on the wall.

420
00:17:07,611 --> 00:17:09,468
So that's it? There's
no shame in this, Jeff.

421
00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:11,895
Oh, I don't know about that.

422
00:17:11,895 --> 00:17:15,011
Well, this is a scene to behold.

423
00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:17,849
Holed in the closet watching
The Sting like gypsies.

424
00:17:17,849 --> 00:17:21,482
Roger, we surrender.

425
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:21,982
You were right.

426
00:17:23,081 --> 00:17:23,662
I'm no grifter.

427
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:25,622
No, I was wrong.

428
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,107
If you remember, I called you a thug.

429
00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:31,078
Thugs fight.

430
00:17:31,078 --> 00:17:36,741
You're more, nope, I can't think of a
metaphor pathetic enough to suit you,

431
00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:41,618
Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of
something Oscar Wilde once said when

432
00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,601
he compared sheep to wolves.

433
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:44,675
Screw it.

434
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:52,315
You hit me with a woman's hand.

435
00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:54,393
You Midwestern floozy.

436
00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:55,472
I lived in New York.

437
00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:07,152
Aah!

438
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:16,278
Aah!

439
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,671
Aah!

440
00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:21,514
Aah!

441
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,594
Yeah, right, he's grifting us.

442
00:18:26,462 --> 00:18:27,691
Grift blood.

443
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:28,818
Someone taste it.

444
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,943
I'm sure it's Karo Syrup and food dye.

445
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,925
I mean I would, but my diabetes.

446
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:46,520
19, 20, 21.

447
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:51,978
Are you counting the amount of
money or the number of stacks?

448
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:56,460
I have to start over.

449
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,502
I'll do it, move.

450
00:18:58,502 --> 00:19:03,751
But I want to go on record as
being disgusted by this transaction.

451
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:04,656
Got it.

452
00:19:04,656 --> 00:19:05,690
Disgusted.

453
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,813
I, I'm sorry love, but would
you rather we took this to court?

454
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:09,783
No, no, no, no, no.

455
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:13,604
We appreciate you keeping this
between us and I do want to remind you

456
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,499
that we offer a lot of classes
and many of them are cash only.

457
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,895
Me, take a class here?

458
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:19,056
Talk about a rip-off.

459
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,298
Oh!

460
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,586
Talk about a ribbing.

461
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:25,837
What the hell am I doing?

462
00:19:25,837 --> 00:19:29,864
You know, so far, Frankie's
disgusted and, that's it.

463
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,824
Seems like a waste of a record.

464
00:19:32,824 --> 00:19:33,543
So sorry guys.

465
00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:34,943
This is all my fault.

466
00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:37,324
Don't be. I'm the one who
got in a pissing match.

467
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:39,114
With a jerk.

468
00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:39,983
You're a jerk.

469
00:19:39,983 --> 00:19:40,864
You're a jerk.

470
00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:41,884
You're a jerk.

471
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,443
You're all jerks.

472
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,834
And this whole school can suck a big one.

473
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,043
And you can put that in your record.

474
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:50,088
I'm sorry, guys, I'm bound by my station.

475
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:54,463
Speaking on that topic, Britta, this
is all your fault and you're expelled.

476
00:19:54,463 --> 00:19:55,672
What, what? No, Dean.

477
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,422
Let, let, let, let, let me handle this.

478
00:19:57,422 --> 00:19:59,652
No, you can't do that.

479
00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:02,068
Britta's the heart of this group.

480
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,472
She started it as a,
as a, as a, as a, as a,

481
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:11,287
as a fake biology group so that
she could have sex with Troy.

482
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:12,241
No. That's exactly it.

483
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,392
Oh, okay.

484
00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:14,491
Don't let me handle it.

485
00:20:14,491 --> 00:20:17,617
No. You can't expel Britta,
she's been here six years.

486
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,741
Three more, and she'll
have her two-year degree.

487
00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:21,575
Britta keeps me grounded in reality.

488
00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:24,172
You can't expel her with four
week-isodes left in the seaso-mester.

489
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:24,908
See, it's starting.

490
00:20:24,908 --> 00:20:26,116
It's okay, guys.

491
00:20:26,116 --> 00:20:27,450
It's okay.

492
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:28,700
All right.

493
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:29,825
50,000.

494
00:20:29,825 --> 00:20:33,909
Whoop, I'll just put this in here.

495
00:20:33,909 --> 00:20:34,950
Mm-hm.

496
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:35,450
Give it to me.

497
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,200
Yep.

498
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,366
Don't help me, anyone.

499
00:20:38,366 --> 00:20:40,575
Turn me around.

500
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:49,280
See you later.

501
00:20:53,692 --> 00:21:02,533
Hey!

502
00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:04,366
The plan was to meet later.

503
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:08,866
So, what's it gonna
cost to make you go away?

504
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:11,548
You're know there's a way we
could end this very quickly and

505
00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:12,450
make a bit of money.

506
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,701
I don't like it, but keep talking.

507
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:17,158
Yes. That was the plan.

508
00:21:17,158 --> 00:21:19,533
And, your plan was
probably to never show up.

509
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:20,783
Clever girl.

510
00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:22,283
Don't trust anyone.

511
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:30,904
Ooh, ooh.

512
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,200
Hang on Did you have to hit me, for real?

513
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,076
Have to?

514
00:21:37,076 --> 00:21:37,576
No.

515
00:21:39,184 --> 00:21:43,084
Now that you're expelled, you
might consider a career in grifting.

516
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,104
You're quite good at it.

517
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:46,953
I don't know. How does one
go through life like that?

518
00:21:48,713 --> 00:21:52,408
Well, follow me, and I'll show you.

519
00:21:52,408 --> 00:21:53,491
Oh, shut up.

520
00:21:58,575 --> 00:22:02,059
I only agreed to any of this to
get you away from Greendale and

521
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,326
out of Jeff's hair.

522
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:07,366
He's an idiot, but I hate watching
him spin out trying to beat you.

523
00:22:07,366 --> 00:22:10,158
You sentimental fool.

524
00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:12,700
Later at the motel.

525
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:13,658
The motel.

526
00:22:13,658 --> 00:22:16,116
Mm.

527
00:22:16,116 --> 00:22:19,408
Some say I'm a lucky grifter.

528
00:22:19,408 --> 00:22:22,866
Some say I'm the king.

529
00:22:22,866 --> 00:22:27,158
They call me the lucky grifter.

530
00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:30,491
They call me the King of England.

531
00:22:30,491 --> 00:22:31,867
I am the king.

532
00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:37,908
No.

533
00:22:39,505 --> 00:22:43,658
What the hell?

534
00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:47,533
Oh, shut up.

535
00:22:49,658 --> 00:22:53,880
The only reason I agreed to any
of this was to get you away from

536
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,658
Greendale and out of Jeff's hair.

537
00:22:56,658 --> 00:22:59,241
What the?

538
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:05,283
You two, come back here!

539
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,741
Briefcases.

540
00:23:06,741 --> 00:23:08,033
Coming right through.

541
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:09,616
Identical briefcases.

542
00:23:09,616 --> 00:23:10,241
What?

543
00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:12,713
Why more briefcases?

544
00:23:12,713 --> 00:23:15,450
This is pointless!

545
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,658
I already know she's got my briefcase!

546
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:22,366
Briefcase parade!

547
00:23:22,366 --> 00:23:24,241
Who the hell are you?

548
00:23:25,282 --> 00:23:28,616
You get back here.

549
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,700
You get back here with my money.

550
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,450
Get back here!

551
00:23:48,866 --> 00:23:50,200
Oh, Roger.

552
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,158
They stole my money.

553
00:23:51,158 --> 00:23:52,075
What?

554
00:23:52,075 --> 00:23:52,825
What?

555
00:23:52,825 --> 00:23:53,741
Those briefcases contain my money.

556
00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:55,866
They stole $50,000 from me.

557
00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:58,033
50 grand, huh?

558
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,575
You guys know what he's talking about?

559
00:23:59,575 --> 00:24:00,616
I don't think so.

560
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:03,491
These are our briefcases.

561
00:24:03,491 --> 00:24:04,158
What is grifting class.

562
00:24:04,158 --> 00:24:05,075
He sells these supplies.

563
00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:05,950
150 bucks.

564
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:06,539
Really?

565
00:24:06,539 --> 00:24:07,114
Uh-huh.

566
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:07,983
Okay.

567
00:24:07,983 --> 00:24:09,033
We are still rolling.

568
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:10,700
We got pretty good at it, too.

569
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,241
Check it out.

570
00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:12,826
Ow.

571
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,575
Ow, sorry. Sorry.

572
00:24:14,575 --> 00:24:16,283
Okay.

573
00:24:16,283 --> 00:24:20,991
Okay. Roger, why were you
walking around with $50,000?

574
00:24:20,991 --> 00:24:22,366
Are you mental?

575
00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:23,575
Hey, whoa pal.

576
00:24:23,575 --> 00:24:26,783
That usage may fly in
the UK, not in the States.

577
00:24:26,783 --> 00:24:30,033
I have a mentally challenged cousin.

578
00:24:30,033 --> 00:24:31,116
Sister.

579
00:24:31,116 --> 00:24:31,866
Pics.

580
00:24:31,866 --> 00:24:32,884
I wanna see pics.

581
00:24:32,884 --> 00:24:35,805
Okay, you do. You know
very well that this school

582
00:24:35,805 --> 00:24:40,075
paid me $50,000 in cash for these injuries.

583
00:24:40,075 --> 00:24:41,699
Well, you seem to be in pretty good shape.

584
00:24:41,699 --> 00:24:42,950
No, oh, my god!

585
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,741
Look at the two of you!

586
00:24:44,741 --> 00:24:46,866
Yeah, he's the reason I became a cop.

587
00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:49,866
You know, a lot of bullies out there.

588
00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:52,673
There are a million witnesses to this.

589
00:24:52,673 --> 00:24:53,629
Hey, everyone.

590
00:24:53,629 --> 00:24:55,839
Hey guys, just hanging
out in the cafeteria?

591
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,879
Hi profess... oh, what
happened to your face?

592
00:24:58,879 --> 00:24:59,713
This is ridiculous.

593
00:24:59,713 --> 00:25:00,504
Aw. She's beautiful.

594
00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:02,797
You could be twins.

595
00:25:02,797 --> 00:25:06,344
So, the statement I'm hearing here
is you're a grifting professor.

596
00:25:06,344 --> 00:25:08,693
Yeah. You're teaching these
people how to grift but

597
00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:11,594
you're saying they grifted you.

598
00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:12,703
No, you id.

599
00:25:12,703 --> 00:25:14,084
I'm not saying that.

600
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:15,963
They didn't grift me.

601
00:25:15,963 --> 00:25:17,384
What they do is not grifting.

602
00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:19,733
They wouldn't even understand
what the word meant.

603
00:25:19,733 --> 00:25:25,308
I think we need to take what
Roger's saying more seriously.

604
00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:25,957
Oh.

605
00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:31,763
Because it sounds like he was either
the victim of crass, artless thuggery.

606
00:25:31,763 --> 00:25:32,303
Correct.

607
00:25:32,303 --> 00:25:37,484
In which case, there really is
$50,000 floating around that he was

608
00:25:37,484 --> 00:25:42,844
given for clearly fake injuries, and
that he therefore now owes the school.

609
00:25:42,844 --> 00:25:43,643
What?

610
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:48,393
Or Professor DeSalvo was targeted
by a group of people he vastly

611
00:25:48,393 --> 00:25:52,521
underestimated, in which
case the money was given and

612
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:57,033
then taken back and nobody
owes anybody anything.

613
00:25:57,033 --> 00:26:01,301
All he would have to do is admit.

614
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,849
I was grifted.

615
00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:15,605
Grift, grift, grift, grift,
grift, grift, grift, grift.

616
00:26:15,605 --> 00:26:16,963
Why are you even here?

617
00:26:16,963 --> 00:26:18,063
Who called you?

618
00:26:18,063 --> 00:26:19,313
Nobody.

619
00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:22,177
I take macrame after work, they know that.

620
00:26:22,177 --> 00:26:25,957
Sorry you got grifted, let me know
if you want to press charges and

621
00:26:25,957 --> 00:26:28,214
if you could think of what those would be.

622
00:26:28,214 --> 00:26:32,067
Professor DeSalvo, under the
circumstances I'm sure you agree it doesn't

623
00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:35,364
makes sense for you to keep
teaching this subject here.

624
00:26:35,364 --> 00:26:38,345
Yeah, I mean, we kinda know
everything there is to know.

625
00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:40,703
You should probably
refund all their money and

626
00:26:40,703 --> 00:26:42,465
we should all go get some hot dogs.

627
00:26:42,465 --> 00:26:43,347
Hot dogs.

628
00:26:43,347 --> 00:26:44,763
Hot dogs.

629
00:26:44,763 --> 00:26:45,623
Hot dogs.

630
00:26:45,623 --> 00:26:46,505
Hot dogs.

631
00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,387
Hot dogs.

632
00:26:47,387 --> 00:26:48,154
Hot dogs.

633
00:26:48,154 --> 00:26:49,037
Hot dogs.

634
00:26:49,037 --> 00:26:49,989
Hot dogs.

635
00:26:49,989 --> 00:26:50,941
Hot dogs.

636
00:26:50,941 --> 00:26:51,822
Hot dogs.

637
00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:52,704
Hot dogs.

638
00:26:52,704 --> 00:26:53,680
Hot dogs.

639
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,844
Hot dogs.

640
00:26:55,844 --> 00:26:58,043
We were all in it the whole time?

641
00:26:58,043 --> 00:26:58,733
You weren't.

642
00:27:00,154 --> 00:27:02,533
Because I can't be trusted.

643
00:27:03,551 --> 00:27:04,224
Hot dogs.

644
00:27:04,224 --> 00:27:05,038
Hot dogs.

645
00:27:05,038 --> 00:27:05,827
Hot dogs.

646
00:27:05,827 --> 00:27:06,732
Hot dogs.

647
00:27:06,732 --> 00:27:07,568
Hot dogs.

648
00:27:07,568 --> 00:27:08,380
Hot dogs.

649
00:27:08,380 --> 00:27:10,052
Hot dogs.

650
00:27:12,148 --> 00:27:13,216
Telegram for Mr Winger.

651
00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:14,211
Hey, Ridley.

652
00:27:14,211 --> 00:27:16,401
So, I returned the telegram
man outfit to the dean.

653
00:27:16,401 --> 00:27:18,221
Thank you so much.

654
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,641
I know how crazy this week's been.

655
00:27:19,641 --> 00:27:21,141
You really didn't have to do this.

656
00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,011
Are you kidding?

657
00:27:22,011 --> 00:27:22,721
I owe you.

658
00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:23,550
Whatever you need.

659
00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:24,421
Just say the word.

660
00:27:24,421 --> 00:27:27,671
All right. I could use your help
moving a mattress this weekend.

661
00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:30,030
Okay, cool.

662
00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:30,880
Is that okay?

663
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,677
Let me know.

664
00:27:34,136 --> 00:27:36,461
My name is Ryan Ridley.

665
00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:40,191
Three years ago my life was
saved by a stranger at my gym.

666
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,027
I felt like I owed him my In life.

667
00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:44,751
Apparently he agreed.

668
00:27:44,751 --> 00:27:47,141
Now he has me do things,
and I keep hoping and

669
00:27:47,141 --> 00:27:50,661
praying that one day I'll do
enough for him to call us even.

670
00:27:51,671 --> 00:27:54,471
Until then, I'm just a guy from his gym.

671
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:10,270
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672
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:42,511
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