1 00:00:06,650 --> 00:00:07,749 School's out, bitches! 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:12,520 Congratulations, Greendale students. 3 00:00:12,522 --> 00:00:15,423 We've pulled off another year and we're still standing. 4 00:00:15,425 --> 00:00:17,792 Take that, health inspector, building inspector, 5 00:00:17,794 --> 00:00:22,163 foundation inspector, water line inspector, geologist, 6 00:00:22,165 --> 00:00:25,967 exterminator, plumber, and dad. 7 00:00:32,109 --> 00:00:36,144 Whoo-hoo! 8 00:00:45,122 --> 00:00:46,621 Abed. 9 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:48,990 Why bring a metronome? 10 00:00:49,059 --> 00:00:51,326 I thought the sound might accentuate the anxious idleness 11 00:00:51,328 --> 00:00:52,927 of our last meeting's final seconds. 12 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:55,230 Good job. Bad idea. Okay, that is done. 13 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:56,631 Yeah! Whoo! 14 00:00:56,633 --> 00:00:57,699 There's more. 15 00:00:57,701 --> 00:00:59,901 This one is exciting. 16 00:00:59,903 --> 00:01:02,904 We have to rename the Save Greendale Committee 17 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:07,542 due to the fact that Greendale is done being saved. 18 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:12,046 You think that's more exciting than summer? 19 00:01:12,048 --> 00:01:14,516 Oh, am I stealing your rays, dude? 20 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:15,383 Come on, it's neat. 21 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:19,154 Our mission is finally accomplished, once and for all. 22 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:20,522 So what do we call ourselves now? 23 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:22,624 The Accomplishers. The Obsoletists. 24 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,359 Stephen King's Dreamcatchers. 25 00:01:24,361 --> 00:01:24,793 Susan. 26 00:01:24,795 --> 00:01:26,795 You guys are rebelling against yourselves, you get that, right? 27 00:01:26,797 --> 00:01:29,964 The current trend in branding is unique, simplistic, 28 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:32,433 phonetically memorable gibberish. 29 00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:33,902 How about Nippledippers? 30 00:01:33,904 --> 00:01:35,170 I like Nippledippers. 31 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:36,938 You guys... Okay. 32 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,706 Ooh, Nippledippers.com is available. 33 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:39,774 Grab that mother. Done. 34 00:01:39,776 --> 00:01:42,911 Nippledippers, listen up. Text from the Dean. 35 00:01:42,913 --> 00:01:45,980 "Don't leave yet, I'm almost there. 36 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,015 "Special celebration. 37 00:01:47,017 --> 00:01:48,149 "Just finished entire semester 38 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:51,786 "without wearing a single silly outfit." 39 00:01:51,788 --> 00:01:52,620 Ah. 40 00:01:52,622 --> 00:01:55,123 I hadn't even noticed. Good for him. 41 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:58,626 Uh-oh. Oh, ah. 42 00:02:00,096 --> 00:02:02,497 Hey, everybody. 43 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:03,431 I made it. 44 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:06,734 Obviously, I binged pretty hard there after the bell rang, 45 00:02:06,736 --> 00:02:08,937 but I made it. 46 00:02:08,939 --> 00:02:11,506 Are you guys going out to celebrate or something? 47 00:02:11,508 --> 00:02:12,674 Maybe I'll tag along. 48 00:02:12,676 --> 00:02:14,442 It's been a tough year. I could use a drink. 49 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:15,777 We were gonna go to Britta's bar 50 00:02:15,779 --> 00:02:20,181 whenever Mother Time is willing to call it a year. 51 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:21,316 Okay, fine, we're done! 52 00:02:21,318 --> 00:02:22,817 Happy summer. All right! 53 00:02:22,819 --> 00:02:23,985 Whoo! 54 00:02:23,987 --> 00:02:25,453 Nippledippers drink for free! 55 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,955 I'll pay for my drinks. I'm not acknowledging that title. 56 00:02:26,957 --> 00:02:28,990 Someone owes me 10 bucks for the domain. 57 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,425 I won't be able to join you. 58 00:02:30,427 --> 00:02:32,961 I got to get on the road to California. 59 00:02:32,963 --> 00:02:34,062 I got a job through Linkedln. 60 00:02:34,064 --> 00:02:36,965 What? That's crazy. 61 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:38,233 People use Linkedln? 62 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:39,067 No. Linkedln hired me 63 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:41,002 to help figure out why people don't use it. 64 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:42,237 Also, I have an old lady-friend 65 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:46,007 I went to high school with who just became unmarried last week, 66 00:02:46,009 --> 00:02:47,342 and I thought I'd look her up. 67 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:49,477 Wow, you work fast. 68 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:50,612 Or actually, very slow. 69 00:02:50,614 --> 00:02:54,148 Either way, good luck. Are you coming back, Elroy? 70 00:02:54,317 --> 00:02:56,351 I think so. 71 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:59,220 Probably. 72 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:01,389 Maybe. 73 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:03,992 Have a great summer. 74 00:03:07,030 --> 00:03:08,029 Whoa! 75 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:42,397 Do you guys think bar scenes always have to start on a billiard shot? 76 00:03:42,399 --> 00:03:43,631 Or do you think every time someone takes a shot 77 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:46,100 in billiards, they start a new bar scene without knowing it? 78 00:03:46,102 --> 00:03:48,803 What? You can just say, "Shut up, Abed." 79 00:03:48,805 --> 00:03:50,538 Okay, ask me if I'm coming back. 80 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:53,274 Uh, are you coming back? 81 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,542 Yeah. 82 00:03:54,544 --> 00:03:56,644 Probably. Maybe. 83 00:03:56,646 --> 00:03:58,880 I mean, what was that, right? 84 00:03:58,882 --> 00:04:00,181 That was an Irish goodbye. 85 00:04:00,183 --> 00:04:01,983 Let's give it an Irish wake. 86 00:04:01,985 --> 00:04:03,451 Six years, guys. 87 00:04:03,453 --> 00:04:04,419 Nippledippers. 88 00:04:04,421 --> 00:04:06,087 Nipplerdippers. 89 00:04:06,089 --> 00:04:07,088 Where's Annie? 90 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:08,389 I mean, no offense to you guys, 91 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:10,024 but she's the only one that gets me. 92 00:04:10,026 --> 00:04:11,592 She said she had an interview. 93 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:12,894 Six years. 94 00:04:12,896 --> 00:04:14,228 Six seasons, right, Abed? 95 00:04:14,230 --> 00:04:16,631 Don't put a nickel in him. Stop mitigating everyone. 96 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:19,801 So, Abed, what happens in season seven? 97 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,002 Oh, man. 98 00:04:21,004 --> 00:04:23,037 I don't know how likely season seven is. 99 00:04:23,039 --> 00:04:25,173 I mean, what show ever peaked after season six? 100 00:04:25,175 --> 00:04:27,475 Simpsons, Seinfeld, South Park, Friends. 101 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:29,610 Those shows weren't hemorrhaging characters every year. 102 00:04:29,612 --> 00:04:32,947 Oh, I don't like that word, hemorrhaging. 103 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:35,717 I'll see what I can do? 104 00:04:35,719 --> 00:04:37,018 What if Shirley came back? 105 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:38,119 Would that change your disposition? 106 00:04:38,121 --> 00:04:39,554 Shirley could get us back on formula 107 00:04:39,556 --> 00:04:41,222 but I don't see it turning us around. 108 00:04:41,224 --> 00:04:43,191 Sorry, what's our formula? 109 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:43,958 Well, basically... 110 00:04:49,866 --> 00:04:51,866 I have a placeholder so setup 111 00:04:51,868 --> 00:04:53,868 it make analogies look like punchlines. 112 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:55,336 My setup lacks awareness. 113 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,238 But my punchline doesn't know. 114 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:58,506 Abusively cynical one-liner 115 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:00,341 dismissing everything you just said. 116 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,276 Absurd reaction! 117 00:05:02,278 --> 00:05:04,812 You guys, can we put in a pin in the B story 118 00:05:04,814 --> 00:05:05,713 and focus on the A story? 119 00:05:05,715 --> 00:05:07,782 I don't trust A stories. Never have, never will. 120 00:05:07,784 --> 00:05:08,983 I had a setup about a story 121 00:05:08,985 --> 00:05:11,285 that was so placeholder, the punchline came five words early. 122 00:05:11,287 --> 00:05:13,788 And I can tag it, too. Ooh. 123 00:05:13,790 --> 00:05:15,456 I'll just take a moment to explain the risks 124 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:18,459 involved in all decisions made from here until eternity. 125 00:05:18,461 --> 00:05:20,595 Who the hell are you? I'm Frankie Dart. 126 00:05:20,597 --> 00:05:21,896 Is this combination gonna work? 127 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:24,399 Not my place to say. Abed? 128 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,668 Lizard. Fire hydrant. 129 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:31,806 Obama. Chang! 130 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:37,278 You know, I put time into what I do, wardrobe-wise. 131 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:40,081 Yeah, see? Shirley, no Shirley, what does it matter, right? 132 00:05:40,083 --> 00:05:41,015 Abed, we're not formulas. 133 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:43,418 And if I had no self-awareness, I think I'd know. 134 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,919 Things have a certain structure to them, you know? 135 00:05:44,921 --> 00:05:46,187 If we stray from it, we're weird. 136 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:47,188 If we stick to it, we're boring. 137 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:50,158 Yeah, but isn't that more about the shape of your brain, Abed? 138 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,626 I mean, no offense or anything, 139 00:05:51,628 --> 00:05:54,962 but isn't the shape of your brain kind of fucked up? 140 00:05:54,964 --> 00:05:56,597 What's your season seven pitch? 141 00:05:56,599 --> 00:05:58,499 My pitch for your fall semester at Greendale 142 00:05:58,501 --> 00:06:02,804 is that everyone is nice and has fun and grows together. 143 00:06:02,806 --> 00:06:03,938 Shirley or Elroy? 144 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:05,073 See, that's racist, man. 145 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:07,675 Shirley or Elroy? That's racist. 146 00:06:07,677 --> 00:06:09,544 How about they both come back? 147 00:06:09,546 --> 00:06:12,713 How about there's a whole third black person. 148 00:06:12,715 --> 00:06:14,715 Where do they all sit? They, uh, 149 00:06:14,717 --> 00:06:17,485 well, they sit wherever they want to sit as of the 1960s. 150 00:06:17,487 --> 00:06:22,457 Uh, ah, they... They sit... 151 00:06:22,459 --> 00:06:23,891 Just pitch it. Don't pitch it. 152 00:06:23,893 --> 00:06:24,659 I'm pitching it. 153 00:06:28,998 --> 00:06:33,768 Guess what? I made something. 154 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:38,406 I made a belt, with fabric. 155 00:06:38,408 --> 00:06:39,407 How cute is that? 156 00:06:39,409 --> 00:06:41,742 Well, I think that's, uh, very cute, 157 00:06:41,744 --> 00:06:44,045 so, uh, oh, and I love you guys. 158 00:06:44,047 --> 00:06:48,449 I've got... I'm angry and you should vote or don't vote. 159 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,952 Sweet hallelujah, these are good times, baby. 160 00:06:50,954 --> 00:06:53,054 Good times, girl. Good times. 161 00:06:53,056 --> 00:06:54,122 Hey, I thought of something. 162 00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,389 You know, we should go to the, um, uh, 163 00:06:55,391 --> 00:06:58,726 to the, uh, to the... To... To the market. 164 00:06:58,728 --> 00:06:59,460 Yeah, we should. 165 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,828 But wouldn't that be, like, a thing 166 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:02,396 we saw and didn't we do that? 167 00:07:02,398 --> 00:07:04,966 So, shouldn't we be more ashamed and clever 168 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,033 and make everything more difficult? 169 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:09,203 Yes, and I think we should be deeply sad. 170 00:07:09,205 --> 00:07:11,105 And I'm nuts. But I'm happy. 171 00:07:11,107 --> 00:07:12,707 And I'm happy, too. And... 172 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:14,842 You know, hallelujah, and church, 173 00:07:14,844 --> 00:07:18,813 and singing, and street wisdom. 174 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:26,787 Stop. Crazy and racist and terrible! 175 00:07:26,789 --> 00:07:29,790 I agree. You're being way too linear about this. 176 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:34,195 Shirley, Elroy, Troy, Hickey, living in the past. 177 00:07:34,197 --> 00:07:35,763 Season seven don't need no past. 178 00:07:35,765 --> 00:07:37,665 What are you pitching? Don't pitch. 179 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:39,133 This is my pitch. 180 00:07:41,371 --> 00:07:48,309 All right, that includes all notes and business as it pertains to the files. 181 00:07:48,311 --> 00:07:50,878 How you guys doing? Britta, how you doing, girl? 182 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,246 I'm cool. It's all good. 183 00:07:52,248 --> 00:07:54,315 Annie, you looking fine. Thank you. 184 00:07:54,317 --> 00:07:55,283 Hey, what about me? 185 00:07:55,285 --> 00:07:57,151 Hey, everybody, look at me! 186 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:58,119 I'm Ice Cube Head. 187 00:07:58,121 --> 00:07:59,453 I've got an ice cube for a head. 188 00:07:59,455 --> 00:08:01,689 I also eat cell phones so you better be careful 189 00:08:01,691 --> 00:08:03,024 with those cell phones around me 190 00:08:03,026 --> 00:08:06,227 because they taste like prime rib where I'm from. 191 00:08:06,229 --> 00:08:07,094 Oh, boy. 192 00:08:07,096 --> 00:08:08,729 Imagine the times we'll all get in together. 193 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:13,100 Especially when I use my powers to help solve all your problems. 194 00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:14,936 Pew, pew. Ah! 195 00:08:14,938 --> 00:08:15,903 Pew, pew. 196 00:08:15,905 --> 00:08:17,205 Pew, pew. 197 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:18,806 Oh, oh, pew, pew. 198 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:23,477 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's getting crazy in here. 199 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:26,647 All right, I'm going home. What? 200 00:08:26,649 --> 00:08:31,052 Guys, we just finished year six, and it was hard work, 201 00:08:31,054 --> 00:08:32,787 and I don't want to care about Greendale, 202 00:08:32,789 --> 00:08:35,890 and I don't want to spend my brief moment of humanity 203 00:08:35,892 --> 00:08:41,229 doing conceptual riffs developing the imaginary TV show of our lives. 204 00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:42,230 By the way, terrible improv. 205 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:46,534 Ice Cube Head? You were just looking at your drink. 206 00:08:46,536 --> 00:08:47,935 Busted. 207 00:08:49,305 --> 00:08:50,705 Annie? 208 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,241 I got the internship. 209 00:08:53,243 --> 00:08:54,008 I got the internship. 210 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,844 I'm gonna intern for the FBI! 211 00:08:56,846 --> 00:09:00,281 I leave in a week. I'll be in D.C. all summer. 212 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:01,349 You're leaving the nest. 213 00:09:01,351 --> 00:09:03,351 Can I have your bedroom? If you don't come back. 214 00:09:03,353 --> 00:09:04,118 If you don't come back. 215 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,921 Well, I'm definitely coming back. 216 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:08,189 Probably. 217 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:10,458 Maybe. 218 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:15,496 Okay, the next order of business. 219 00:09:15,498 --> 00:09:18,099 Mr. Winger, Garrett's holding Leonard's hand again. 220 00:09:18,101 --> 00:09:21,469 Garrett, stop doing that. I'm checking for a pulse. 221 00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,471 Hey, hands off the Leonard-dise. 222 00:09:23,473 --> 00:09:26,774 Question, when can we start the next paintball game? 223 00:09:26,776 --> 00:09:28,042 I don't think you can force it. 224 00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:29,477 Lots of things can be forced. 225 00:09:29,479 --> 00:09:34,348 Like a human head through a six inch drainpipe. 226 00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:36,884 What? I'm just kidding, pal. 227 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:39,387 Okay, did anyone on the Sustain Greendale Committee 228 00:09:39,389 --> 00:09:42,456 do any of their assignments this week? 229 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:43,090 Scrunch? 230 00:09:43,092 --> 00:09:45,126 Sorry, bro. I don't work for you. 231 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:45,860 You work for me. 232 00:09:45,862 --> 00:09:48,296 I'm the tech billionaire that bought this dump and cuts your paycheck. 233 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:53,534 If you can call that a paycheck. I've seen more zeroes over Pearl Harbor. 234 00:09:54,871 --> 00:09:56,504 There were hundreds of 'em. 235 00:09:56,506 --> 00:10:01,442 The sky was black with smoke and bombs. 236 00:10:02,412 --> 00:10:05,513 Double-click this, Winger. It's your job to work. 237 00:10:05,515 --> 00:10:06,480 It is our job to party. 238 00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,150 And hatch hare-brained schemes. 239 00:10:09,152 --> 00:10:11,819 And get laid. And get laid! 240 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:14,622 And eventually leave you here as well. 241 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:19,293 Jeff, you okay? 242 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:23,030 Huh? Oh, uh, I was taken aback. 243 00:10:23,032 --> 00:10:24,498 It's big news. 244 00:10:25,401 --> 00:10:27,735 What have you guys been doing? 245 00:10:27,737 --> 00:10:33,507 We were just looking for ways to make season seven work. 246 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:34,875 I mean, we got through six seasons. 247 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,011 I mean, what's up with that? I mean, where's season seven? 248 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:39,146 We got to figure out season seven. 249 00:10:39,148 --> 00:10:42,750 Or maybe we could just hang out. 250 00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:55,563 Sorry I'm late. 251 00:10:55,565 --> 00:10:56,864 Last night was so insane, 252 00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:57,832 it made the Insane Clown Posse 253 00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,867 look like the Well-Adjusted Clown Posse. 254 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:03,337 It must be hard work running away from your own age. 255 00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:04,472 Has anyone seen my e-cigarette? 256 00:11:04,474 --> 00:11:06,807 There should be a charity for people like you. Thank you. 257 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:10,845 I don't know if I can keep making the commute from here to the FBI Headquarters. 258 00:11:10,847 --> 00:11:13,414 Britta, Abed, I'll have to move back in. 259 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:14,682 I moved in with them. 260 00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,818 Chang, we have files. Moving out. 261 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,086 You seem stressed, Annie. 262 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,955 Are those last few criminology credits you need 263 00:11:20,957 --> 00:11:22,223 hard to get at Greendale? Please. 264 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:24,258 The only credit hard to get at Greendale is from a bank. 265 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:27,928 It's just, they have schools for this stuff at Quantico. 266 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,497 Being with you guys is great, 267 00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,799 but why is this a good choice for me? 268 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:34,235 Why doesn't the audience feel sorry for me? 269 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:36,904 Britta, your parents have been murdered. 270 00:11:36,906 --> 00:11:38,706 By whom? The police won't touch it. 271 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,674 They're calling it a double suicide. 272 00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:43,210 Britta, I got this. 273 00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:45,813 You're proposing a version of the show 274 00:11:45,815 --> 00:11:50,017 in which Annie comes back and it hinges on the murder of my parents? 275 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,152 It's a placeholder. 276 00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:52,052 I'm just saying, there's always 277 00:11:52,054 --> 00:11:54,422 gonna be a need for law at Greendale. 278 00:11:54,424 --> 00:11:56,090 You remember the Ass Crack Bandit? 279 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:59,593 Yeah. 280 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:03,431 Do I re... I mean, doesn't everybody? 281 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,398 Could've been anybody. 282 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,567 What is with this diaper thing? 283 00:12:06,569 --> 00:12:07,234 Is it about shaming me? 284 00:12:07,236 --> 00:12:10,171 Do you really want a bunch of people dressing you? 285 00:12:10,173 --> 00:12:10,938 It would be polite to try. 286 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,873 It's nice to see you interested in this stuff, Jeff, 287 00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:14,642 but I wouldn't watch that season. Me neither. 288 00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:17,077 You want to know a perfect season seven? 289 00:12:25,855 --> 00:12:26,754 Well, guess what, Senator. 290 00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:28,189 You were allowed to call us terrorists 291 00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:29,757 before we moved to international waters, 292 00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:33,794 but we're a nation now, so I guess this is fucking war. 293 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,896 Annie, I'm gonna need you to go to Washington. 294 00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:37,965 I'm scared. Be more scared than that. 295 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,533 Britta, the protestors are scared. 296 00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,101 They need you to talk to them. 297 00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:41,802 They should be scared, 298 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,938 but they shouldn't need a leader to tell them what to do. 299 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:47,408 We're all born free into a world of lies. 300 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,543 But let's talk about you for a second though. 301 00:12:49,545 --> 00:12:50,878 Well, I'm not a joke anymore. 302 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,014 I'm strictly transgender. I'm not all this other stuff. 303 00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:56,617 I represent the transgender community, 304 00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:57,451 and it's a real thing. 305 00:12:57,453 --> 00:13:00,187 I am not crazy, but I do have flaws. 306 00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:03,123 I'm smart... "All this other stuff?" 307 00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:04,391 Glad to be of service, Britta. 308 00:13:04,393 --> 00:13:05,626 I want my diaper back. 309 00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:07,928 I don't even own a TV, and I wouldn't watch that. 310 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:08,996 Oh, yeah? What's your pitch? 311 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:14,702 Oh, well, I-I mean, it's not that complicated, is it? 312 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,650 Hello. Hello. 313 00:13:29,652 --> 00:13:31,285 Hello. How's everyone? 314 00:13:31,287 --> 00:13:32,419 Hello. I have... 315 00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,955 We could learn about science or history. 316 00:13:34,957 --> 00:13:36,991 It's set in a school, after all. 317 00:13:36,993 --> 00:13:38,759 Why aren't we learning? 318 00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:43,631 And I know that's not enough, so... 319 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,201 And so on. 320 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:48,702 Boo! 321 00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,639 It's possible there is more skill to it than I thought. 322 00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:53,874 Yes! Yes! Yes! There is skill to it. 323 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,944 More importantly, it has to be joyful. 324 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:58,279 Effortless. 325 00:13:58,281 --> 00:13:59,146 Fun. 326 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:01,682 TV defeats its own purpose when it's pushing an agenda 327 00:14:01,684 --> 00:14:03,417 or trying to defeat other TV, 328 00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:07,321 or being proud or ashamed of itself for existing. 329 00:14:07,323 --> 00:14:08,589 It's TV. 330 00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:09,890 It's comfort. 331 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:14,261 It's a friend you've known so well and for so long. 332 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,897 You just let it be with you. 333 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,534 And it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day, 334 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:22,303 or phone in a day. 335 00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:24,204 And it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat 336 00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:27,174 with Levar Burton and never come back. 337 00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:31,111 Because eventually it all will. 338 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:35,382 I'm fine. 339 00:14:35,384 --> 00:14:37,384 I know. 340 00:14:37,386 --> 00:14:38,986 It's not just that. 341 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,521 It's such a classic mistake, 342 00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:43,557 but I got really attached to my pitch. 343 00:14:43,559 --> 00:14:46,193 I had a soundtrack in my head and everything. 344 00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,962 Well, I agree with Abed. 345 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,664 And I have an effortless pitch. 346 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:51,632 Hmm. 347 00:14:56,005 --> 00:15:00,240 So, how's this semester's crop of apples looking? 348 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,408 Well, bruised but not rotten. 349 00:15:01,410 --> 00:15:03,010 Asian kid in my math class doesn't want to study 350 00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:06,580 because he doesn't want to be a stereotype. That's pretty funny. 351 00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:07,414 Sounds like a strong B story, 352 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:08,849 and I can say that stuff without throwing anyone 353 00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:10,150 because I teach TV Appreciation. 354 00:15:10,152 --> 00:15:11,885 Chang, you could send that student to me 355 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:12,753 and we'll make it more serious. 356 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,955 I'm the school shrink, I can wear these glasses every episode. 357 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,291 Well, you are super-hot in them. Yeah. 358 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:18,158 Very hot. Mmm-hmm. 359 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,795 This gives me a more solid reason to interact with you than a stupid committee. 360 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,731 By the way, I'm a lesbian. 361 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:24,898 It's why I haven't hit on Jeff. 362 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,400 Mmm. Well, here's my deal. 363 00:15:26,402 --> 00:15:29,203 I teach criminology, but look. 364 00:15:29,538 --> 00:15:31,972 It's the original Annie. Ah. 365 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:34,174 But I'm grown up and I'm hot, 366 00:15:34,176 --> 00:15:35,676 but not little girl hot. 367 00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:37,511 And I'm happy and we're all together 368 00:15:37,513 --> 00:15:38,479 and it makes sense. 369 00:15:38,481 --> 00:15:42,049 We might just live the good life yet. 370 00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:43,884 Hey! Dean. 371 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:45,486 Dean Jeffrey. Dean Winger. 372 00:15:45,488 --> 00:15:47,988 Dean, I told you not to come into the teacher's lounge. 373 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,623 You're supposed to be in Dean Class. 374 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:52,126 How can I learn to be dean if I can't hang out with teachers? 375 00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,261 Ah, we're supposed to be shaping minds 376 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:56,163 but we keep shaping each other. 377 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,600 Bring it in. 378 00:16:02,872 --> 00:16:06,240 In this version, would you tell me what to do a lot? 379 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,241 Am I on meds in it? 380 00:16:07,243 --> 00:16:10,277 I'm mellow and relatable. I like it. 381 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,212 I would love to teach at Greendale. 382 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:13,480 And I do miss wearing skirts. 383 00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:15,149 Once you swallow the horse pill-sized contrivance, 384 00:16:15,151 --> 00:16:17,017 it would open up new areas and dynamics. 385 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,154 And it's evergreen. Well, great. That's settled. 386 00:16:20,156 --> 00:16:21,321 How do we make it real? 387 00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,757 Annie, maybe you should start looking into education classes? 388 00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:24,792 You too, Abed. 389 00:16:24,794 --> 00:16:26,393 Well, I should probably tell you guys 390 00:16:26,395 --> 00:16:28,028 that I'm moving to Los Angeles. 391 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,329 What? What? 392 00:16:29,331 --> 00:16:30,698 Yeah, like a real TV executive, 393 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:31,899 I was letting you guys work your ass off 394 00:16:31,901 --> 00:16:33,701 because there's no profit in saying no to an idea, 395 00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,502 but now that it's time for me to commit, I have to pass. 396 00:16:35,504 --> 00:16:38,272 I got a job as a PA on a Fox show set in a video game studio. 397 00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:43,177 It's like 30 Rock meets IT Crowd meets, well, me. 398 00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,012 I'm growing up. Aww. 399 00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:46,613 That's so great, Abed. Congratulations, Abed. 400 00:16:46,615 --> 00:16:50,384 Congratulations, Abed. But you're coming back, right? 401 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,086 Maybe. 402 00:16:53,456 --> 00:16:55,255 Probably. 403 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:57,491 Maybe. 404 00:16:57,493 --> 00:16:58,692 But six seasons and a movie. 405 00:16:58,694 --> 00:17:00,661 Jeff, I know it comforts you to look at things 406 00:17:00,663 --> 00:17:03,430 through that meta lens, but this is reality. 407 00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:05,432 TV's rules aren't based on common sense, they're based 408 00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,334 on a studio wanting to milk their properties dry. 409 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:11,205 Here, here. Cheers to that and cheers to Abed. 410 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,006 Cheers. Cheers. 411 00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:27,354 What? Jeffrey? 412 00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:29,089 Hey? Oh. 413 00:17:33,362 --> 00:17:34,862 And so on. 414 00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:52,746 Annie? I'm home. 415 00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:53,380 Hey, there. 416 00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:56,550 How was your day? Did anything funny happen? 417 00:17:56,552 --> 00:17:58,385 Ah, who cares? 418 00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,086 How was your day? 419 00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:01,522 Good. Sebastian did some drawing. 420 00:18:01,524 --> 00:18:03,824 Sebastian. Let's look at him. 421 00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:06,326 Sebastian! Sebastian! 422 00:18:06,328 --> 00:18:07,294 Aww. 423 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,563 Back to your child area. Aww. 424 00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:11,031 Yeah! 425 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:13,634 I love you. 426 00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:16,503 Are you okay? 427 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:19,640 Is this really what you want? 428 00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:20,908 Of course. 429 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:23,610 I mean, I'd be fine with a dog too, 430 00:18:23,612 --> 00:18:25,112 but whatever you want. 431 00:18:25,114 --> 00:18:27,447 Do you have any idea what I want? 432 00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:29,249 Yes? 433 00:18:40,296 --> 00:18:41,495 How'd you get in here? 434 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:42,496 Well, I hold the spare keys 435 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:45,699 so the Dean would stop leaving them under the welcome mat. 436 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,936 You left... weirdly. 437 00:18:48,938 --> 00:18:51,872 Yeah, there's no normal way to do anything now. 438 00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:53,841 Yeah. 439 00:18:54,076 --> 00:18:56,176 You're gonna be fine, you know. 440 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:57,845 I don't want to be fine. 441 00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:01,515 I want to be 25 and heading out into the world. 442 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:02,850 I want to fall asleep on a beach 443 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:04,685 and be able to walk the next day. 444 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:05,953 Or stay up all night on accident. 445 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:09,790 I want to wear a white T-shirt without looking like I forgot to get dressed. 446 00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:11,124 I want to be terrified of AIDS. 447 00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:15,863 I want to have an opinion about those... 448 00:19:15,865 --> 00:19:17,664 boring-ass Marvel movies. 449 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:20,968 And I want those opinions to be of any concern to the people making them. 450 00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:25,939 Well, I want to live in the same home for more than a year, 451 00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:28,308 order wine without feeling nervous, 452 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:33,981 have a resume full of crazy mistakes instead of crazy lies. 453 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:37,951 I want stories and wisdom, perspective, 454 00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:39,453 I want to have so much behind me 455 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:42,422 I'm not a slave to what's in front of me. 456 00:19:42,424 --> 00:19:44,458 Especially these... 457 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,895 flavorless, unremarkable Marvel movies. 458 00:19:47,897 --> 00:19:50,097 They are so not a big deal! I know! 459 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:51,164 It's just all there is. 460 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,233 Yes! And you get to say that! 461 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,234 I could screw myself if I say it, 462 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:58,105 but there's pressures on me you don't have to live under. 463 00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:02,509 If you accept that you're older. 464 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,711 And let the kid stuff go. 465 00:20:05,648 --> 00:20:07,748 I let you go, Annie. 466 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,884 With my hands, and my head. 467 00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:12,185 The heart, 468 00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:18,425 which cynics say is code for penis, wants what it wants. 469 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,095 But I let you go. 470 00:20:29,805 --> 00:20:31,305 The others are coming, 471 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:34,341 so I think you should kiss me good-bye 472 00:20:34,343 --> 00:20:37,244 or you might regret it for the rest of your life. 473 00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:38,178 What about you? 474 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,980 I'll regret the kiss for a week. 475 00:20:39,982 --> 00:20:42,950 I'm in my 20s. Who cares? 476 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:05,706 Ooh, are we interrupting? 477 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,473 Stop being gross. 478 00:21:06,475 --> 00:21:08,442 Are you guys doing an unauthorized finale in here? 479 00:21:08,444 --> 00:21:09,509 Not cool. 480 00:21:09,511 --> 00:21:10,677 Abed, I know it gives you comfort 481 00:21:10,679 --> 00:21:11,745 to see everything through that meta lens, 482 00:21:11,747 --> 00:21:16,817 but we were just saying good-bye to the room. 483 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:17,684 For season six. 484 00:21:17,686 --> 00:21:18,852 Season seven, who knows? 485 00:21:18,854 --> 00:21:21,722 It's out of our hands. Too many variables. 486 00:21:21,724 --> 00:21:23,023 Cool. Cool, cool. 487 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:24,992 Cool, cool. 488 00:21:24,994 --> 00:21:26,693 Cool. 489 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:28,762 That was one cool for each season. 490 00:21:28,764 --> 00:21:31,031 Wait, do it again, I want to try something. 491 00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,733 Cool. Cool, cool. Cool. 492 00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:34,501 Oh. 493 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:35,802 Cool, cool. 494 00:21:35,804 --> 00:21:37,637 I farted during the fourth one. 495 00:21:37,639 --> 00:21:38,672 It's an inside joke. 496 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:40,207 I'm gonna miss you guys. Gay. 497 00:21:40,209 --> 00:21:41,375 You know what I think everybody should do? 498 00:21:41,377 --> 00:21:43,543 As a humble outsider that came in and nailed it, 499 00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:47,147 I think everyone should imagine their own personal version 500 00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:50,250 of season seven and not share it with anyone 501 00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:51,618 and then maybe it'll come true. 502 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:52,786 No cutting to any of them. 503 00:21:52,788 --> 00:21:54,921 If you cut to it, it won't come true. 504 00:22:07,836 --> 00:22:11,405 You just stopped being a study group. 505 00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:15,575 I hereby pronounce you a community. 506 00:22:15,577 --> 00:22:17,310 Brianna, you're the driven idealist. 507 00:22:17,312 --> 00:22:19,279 Kaylee, you're the fiery, passionate one. 508 00:22:19,281 --> 00:22:21,214 We might have a fun no-stringsy thing. 509 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,250 And Mackenzie, the kooky, nerdy one. 510 00:22:23,252 --> 00:22:25,085 And Hallie, the other nerdy one. 511 00:22:25,087 --> 00:22:27,587 You guys should be best friends and have pillow fights. 512 00:22:27,589 --> 00:22:29,790 And there's Phoebe, the wise one. 513 00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:31,591 No? You're nerdy too? 514 00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:32,225 Okay. 515 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,127 And the rest of you other redhead ones, 516 00:22:34,129 --> 00:22:37,197 and we're gonna have some pretty crazy times. 517 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:41,301 And eventually, you'll leave and be replaced by new ones, 518 00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:43,970 and that's something I'm equipped to handle now. 519 00:22:43,972 --> 00:22:46,273 I'm sort of a hero that way. 520 00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:49,943 We can cut to them at home though, right? 521 00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:51,411 I mean, by ourselves? Sure. 522 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,613 I love that I got to be with you guys. 523 00:22:53,615 --> 00:22:56,083 Gay. You saved my life 524 00:22:56,085 --> 00:22:57,384 and changed it forever. 525 00:22:57,386 --> 00:22:58,718 Gay! 526 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,687 Thank you. 527 00:23:10,632 --> 00:23:14,167 I'm gay. 528 00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:18,772 I'm for real gay. 529 00:23:20,242 --> 00:23:23,210 I'm legit gay! 530 00:24:33,582 --> 00:24:36,583 This is the show. Right? Right. 531 00:24:43,058 --> 00:24:44,024 Community! 532 00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,425 The hit show is now a hit board game. 533 00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:46,860 More like an I'm bored game. Shut up, Leonard. 534 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:52,432 You look like a German puppet maker and smell like the inside of a church. 535 00:24:52,434 --> 00:24:53,667 Blah, blah, blah, 536 00:24:53,669 --> 00:24:55,835 commercial VO describing the rules of gameplay. 537 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:58,038 I like you, Winger. As a friend. 538 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,406 Ooh. Ooh, snap. 539 00:24:59,408 --> 00:25:02,609 Sorry, Britta, but that friendship just got a benefit. 540 00:25:02,611 --> 00:25:04,444 Collect all the other players' identities 541 00:25:04,446 --> 00:25:07,547 and be the first to figure out if the game is part of the show or... 542 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:11,418 I got it. The whole show is happening inside this game. 543 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:14,221 Then explain this. 544 00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:17,023 What is it? 545 00:25:17,025 --> 00:25:22,195 It's a script of a fake commercial at the end 546 00:25:22,197 --> 00:25:26,266 of season six starring this family. 547 00:25:26,268 --> 00:25:27,901 Sorry, Dad. 548 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,836 Guess I win. 549 00:25:30,872 --> 00:25:32,839 You stupid child. 550 00:25:32,841 --> 00:25:34,641 Nobody's winning anything. 551 00:25:34,643 --> 00:25:36,710 Don't you see? 552 00:25:36,712 --> 00:25:39,045 This means we don't exist. 553 00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:42,082 We're not created by God. We're created by a joke. 554 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:47,988 We were never born and we will never actually live. 555 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,496 Dice not included, some assembly required. 556 00:25:56,498 --> 00:25:57,964 Lines between perception, desire, 557 00:25:57,966 --> 00:25:59,933 and reality may become blurred, redundant, or interchangeable. 558 00:25:59,935 --> 00:26:02,736 Characters may hook up with no regard for your emotional investment. 559 00:26:02,738 --> 00:26:04,838 Some episodes too conceptual to be funny, 560 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:05,739 some too funny to be immersive, 561 00:26:05,741 --> 00:26:07,340 and some so immersive they still aren't funny. 562 00:26:07,342 --> 00:26:08,975 Consistency between seasons may vary. 563 00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:10,510 Viewers may be measured by a secretive, 564 00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:12,178 obsolete system based on selected participants 565 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:13,546 keeping hand written journals of what they watch. 566 00:26:13,548 --> 00:26:15,181 Show may be canceled and moved to the internet 567 00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:17,884 where it turns out tens of millions were watching the whole time, may not matter. 568 00:26:17,886 --> 00:26:19,352 Fake commercial may end with disclaimer gag 569 00:26:19,354 --> 00:26:21,488 which may descend into vain, Chuck Lorre-esquei 570 00:26:21,490 --> 00:26:22,422 rant by a narcissistic creator. 571 00:26:22,424 --> 00:26:23,923 Creator may be unstable. Therapist may have told creator, 572 00:26:23,925 --> 00:26:25,625 "This is not how you make yourself a good person." 573 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,328 Life may pass by while we ignore or mistreat those closest to us. 574 00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,562 Those closest to us may be those watching. 575 00:26:29,564 --> 00:26:31,131 Those people may want to know I love them, 576 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,632 but I may be incapable of saying it. 577 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,935 Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus. 578 00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:12,372 Did you get any of that?